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Season 1 Episode 1

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00:00It was Saturday night, and I was a celebrity octagon girl at UFC 100.
00:18I squeezed in three rounds as an octagon girl, but I had to leave right away.
00:22We better hurry, we're running late.
00:27And then I had to jump in a car to be on time to my show at Planet Hollywood that I do six
00:33nights a week.
00:38Hey, we're no more than I would say like seven minutes away.
00:54I think we should just get out, let's just do it.
00:59Hey, what's up?
01:01Woo!
01:02Woo!
01:03Woo!
01:04Woo!
01:05Woo!
01:06Woo!
01:07Woo!
01:08Woo!
01:09Join the show.
01:10Whoa!
01:11Oh, I got a jogging buddy!
01:13Oh, great!
01:14Woo!
01:15I got my jogging.
01:16You beat me?
01:17It's so exciting you're gonna do it!
01:20Ooh!
01:22I got Nuvi!
01:24Woo!
01:25Woo!
01:26I got Number 5 to carry on tofinB lui.
01:28Woo!
01:29Woah!
01:32It's awesome...
01:34Woo!
01:35Waaaah!
01:37Woo!
01:38Enjoy the show.
01:39Woo!
01:40Woo!
01:44Woo!
01:45Woo!
01:46I'm living in Vegas at Planet Hollywood.
01:52I star in an awesome burlesque show called Peep Show and I'm having the time of my life.
02:02I can't believe I'm on billboards and posters everywhere in town and I'll just be driving
02:07around and I'll be stuck behind a taxi in traffic and I'll be like, wait a minute.
02:13I'm on the butt end of that taxi.
02:16I'm like the Disney princess of Vegas.
02:20Three, two, one.
02:22Ah!
02:24It broke.
02:26Living at the mansion with Bridget and Kendra in half was awesome, but it's not something
02:30you can do your whole life.
02:32So it's very exciting to be out on my own and I can't wait to have fun with it.
02:37It's kind of the sky's the limit.
02:44I live in Planet Hollywood in this amazing huge suite.
02:48Ah!
02:49Food's here.
02:50Hello.
02:51Come on in.
02:52I love living in a hotel.
02:54It's a lot like living at the mansion.
02:57You call downstairs and get whatever you want to eat.
02:59Yay!
03:00I love being surrounded by people.
03:02I love making my own little family.
03:04So I knew when I moved into the hotel, the next thing I had to have was a roommate.
03:07And I knew my friend, Laura Croft, who's super, super fun, wanted to move out to Vegas.
03:11So I said, come live with me.
03:13Ah!
03:14Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:16I'm Laura Croft and I'm from Jacksonville, Florida, but nowhere is as flamboyant as Las Vegas,
03:23so that's exactly where I belong.
03:26I call her my unofficial director of entertainment.
03:29She just has a great personality.
03:32My friends would describe me as DFW, which means down for whatever, because I love to
03:38dress up and go out.
03:39I like to go to strip clubs.
03:42I love to drink.
03:43I love to party.
03:45I think that you have to be a single girl to live life to the fullest.
03:58One of the most fun things to do in Vegas is hang out by the pool.
04:02It's so fun to hang out with the other cast members.
04:03We like to go there and just talk about stuff.
04:06So, Holly, where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
04:09I've never had sex in any place but a bed.
04:12Oh, spill it!
04:13What?
04:14Oh, no!
04:15I did have sex in a cave in Cabo once.
04:17Ooh!
04:18Wow!
04:19I can't hear cave got invaded.
04:22Two of my favorites that I hang out with a lot are Allie and Tara, and especially Josh.
04:28He's the singer in the show.
04:30Please sing the Broadway baby song.
04:32Laura likes Broadway babies.
04:35Woo!
04:36Let me feel it.
04:37I gotta feel it.
04:38What is she doing?
04:39My name is Josh Strickland, and I'm originally from Charleston, South Carolina, but came to
04:44Vegas to do a peep show.
04:46I came from singing and dancing back at school, then moved to New York, and first I got the
04:52tour of Rent, and then moved on to play Tarzan on Broadway.
04:56Josh is my boy BFF, and we do everything together.
05:01He's always funny, always having a great time.
05:05Can you pop it through the milk?
05:07What it takes to be a friend of Holly Madison is spunk, originality, fun-loving personality,
05:15and good looks, too, you know what I mean?
05:17You kind of have to...
05:18What about you, Josh?
05:19Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
05:22I have gotten down and dirty in one of those gondola, like a ski gondola, yeah.
05:26Ahh!
05:27We get into some trouble, too.
05:29Fun trouble.
05:30Not bad trouble, but it's good.
05:31So, Holly, I hear you have your little crush.
05:33Yes, I have rehearsal later today with Nick.
05:36Woo!
05:37And you know what I'm gonna do when we get into the rehearsal space?
05:39I'm gonna turn the heat up, so he has to take his shirt off.
05:42I'm young and single, and I love to mingle.
05:47Nick is the co-choreographer of Peep Show, and he is my favorite boy right now.
05:55Sexy, sexy.
06:02Your center is your center, and you come right back to it.
06:07Nice!
06:08Yay!
06:09Think of getting this right side up, getting this material up.
06:12Yay!
06:13It's cute.
06:14I think Nick is really cute, and he has an awesome body, and he's really sweet.
06:19I've been throwing myself at him for months.
06:21Look at how cute you are.
06:23You're a little school girl.
06:24Yep.
06:25Cute.
06:26Cute.
06:27Look at that.
06:28The only problem is I don't think I'm his type, but he's like the only guy in town I'm
06:35attracted to right now.
06:36Angel, I was wondering if you'd come, and then like maybe when Nick and I are rehearsing,
06:39you could ask him like what's your type, because I'm curious, but I'm too scared to ask him.
06:44Okay.
06:45A minute.
06:46What time is up?
06:47I have a lot of close friends out here, but mostly I would say Angel is my best friend,
06:53and she also works as my assistant too.
06:56My name is Angel Perino.
06:57I am Holly Madison's assistant, also her friend.
07:00Okay.
07:01Break away.
07:02Thanks.
07:03I'll see you in a few.
07:04Alrighty.
07:05Holler if you need anything.
07:06We were just hanging out one day, and she's like, so do you want to be my assistant?
07:09And I was like, what?
07:11Yes.
07:12Yay.
07:13We're turning on the I-15 North.
07:18I was born and raised here in Las Vegas.
07:21I'm one of the very few natives here.
07:24Knock, knock.
07:26Who is it?
07:27Hello.
07:28Hey.
07:29How are you?
07:30Good.
07:31Did you have fun?
07:32Yeah.
07:33You guys hungry?
07:34Yeah.
07:35Help yourself.
07:36I live with my mom and dad still.
07:37My family and I are very close.
07:39Where's the baby?
07:40Where's Romanator?
07:41He just went down.
07:42And my son, Roman, he's freaking adorable.
07:46I love him to death.
07:47Baby.
07:50Oh, it's all cute.
07:52Roman.
07:53Roman.
07:54Roman.
07:55What helps the most is that I bring Roman to work with me every day.
08:00Being Holly's personal assistant is not, I can't even call it a job.
08:05It's so fun.
08:06Hey, how are you?
08:07Every Thursday is Tabloid Thursday, and I get her all of her gossip magazines so she can keep
08:13up.
08:16And I do her laundry, you know, I'll get her some of the groceries that she needs, like,
08:20just random things.
08:21It keeps it fun all the time.
08:23Did you find anything good?
08:26Anything I don't have time to do is basically what Angel does as my assistant.
08:30I have a list for you.
08:31I have a list for you.
08:32Okay.
08:33Well, here's what I want to do.
08:34I want to do...
08:35Overflow in the garbage.
08:36And then my laundry's full.
08:37And then...
08:38So, if you could look up an official checklist, and then impress...
08:42And then I need a big garbage can for my kitchen area.
08:45Okay, I'm down.
08:46Let's do it.
08:47Awesome.
08:48I'm excited.
08:49There's a lot of people out there who are, like, more organized or more assistant-like,
08:53but I value personality and fun and cuteness, so Angel's perfect.
09:00Stop it!
09:01Ah!
09:02Stop it!
09:03Stop it!
09:04Stop it!
09:08So you've gotten three wrecks.
09:10Were you texting?
09:11No, not at all.
09:12I got rear-ended really hard.
09:13I was at a stop sign.
09:14This girl was going like...
09:15Rear-ended really hard.
09:17I don't think it's fair at all to call me a bad driver.
09:22One, I'm a girl, and I will admit that girls are not as good as drivers as guys.
09:27Two, yes, I've been in four accidents this year, but three of them were not my fault.
09:33One of them, yes, blatantly hit the guy.
09:36I mean, not on purpose, but it was my fault.
09:39This is my biggest pet peeve of traffic, is when you're going, going, and then you move
09:42over, and the traffic in front of you is at a dead stop, but I'm going as fast as you are.
09:46Do you know what I mean?
09:47And then you...
09:48Am I making sense at all?
09:49No, so you've gotten three wrecks.
09:54I'm not a bad driver.
09:55It's just...
09:57Sucks, man.
09:59Sucks.
10:00First of all, I can't believe you ran here tonight.
10:02I know!
10:03I can't believe I made it.
10:04This traffic wasn't moving.
10:07I already get fed up sometimes, and I go home.
10:09Oh, no!
10:10Seriously, you sit in traffic, absolutely.
10:12Here's what I don't understand about bad traffic in this town.
10:15When they want to do construction, they set up a construction area, and they block off lanes,
10:20and you never see anybody working on it.
10:22What is that?
10:23So, you guys, I think I'm going to make it a side project to fix this traffic problem,
10:27because I don't like it.
10:29I don't know how I should start, though.
10:31Didn't you work with the mayor once on that 50th anniversary sign thing?
10:34Oh, yeah!
10:35When he declared summer a month early.
10:37So go ask him.
10:38I think I'm going to start on this tomorrow.
10:40Really?
10:41I'm marching down to that office.
10:42Do you have an outfit?
10:43Here's the thing.
10:44Should I dress casual like I'm just another concerned citizen,
10:48or should I be all businesswoman Barbie or showgirl?
10:51Wait, I didn't know businesswoman Barbie.
10:53What's that?
10:54Businesswoman Barbie is like a little business suit, but it's like short skirt and cleavage.
10:58Because that's like showgirl meets hot meets business at the same time.
11:02Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
11:03My boobs are knocking.
11:04Oh.
11:05My.
11:06Gosh.
11:07OMG.
11:08Here's to helping the traffic force.
11:10Woo!
11:11I love it.
11:12I love it.
11:13I love it.
11:14I love it.
11:28Are you nervous?
11:29Not really, but maybe I will be once I actually get in there.
11:43Hi, how are you?
11:45Will you come to see the mayor today?
11:47Are you Holly?
11:48Yes.
11:49Holly, I'm Dave Riggleman.
11:50Hi, nice to meet you.
11:51Nice to meet you as well.
11:52This is Angel.
11:53Hi, Angel.
11:54Nice to meet you.
11:55Pleasure.
11:56Awesome.
11:57Yay.
11:58You're light.
11:59You have a throne?
12:00Absolutely.
12:01You got it right.
12:02That's exciting.
12:03Nice to meet you.
12:04How are you?
12:05Nice to meet you.
12:06How are you doing?
12:07Good seeing you.
12:08Hi.
12:09Hi, how are you?
12:10Good.
12:11How are you, Angel?
12:12Hi, Angel.
12:13Let me get my jacket on so I look like a mayor, okay?
12:14Have a seat, ladies, please.
12:15There's too much cool stuff to look at.
12:16It's the coolest mayor in the world, that's why.
12:17Yay!
12:18I can show you some very nice things.
12:20That's good.
12:21This is one of my favorites.
12:23This is Muhammad Ali getting a right cross from the mayor.
12:27And you can see the showgirls play a very prominent role in my life.
12:32But here we have the presidents.
12:34We've got President Clinton, President Carter, and then we've got President Obama up there.
12:40Wow.
12:41And he was a little concerned that I had a martini at the time the picture was taken.
12:44Well, I hear you love our city, and you're interested in doing things that make the city even a better place.
12:50Yes, and I thought I wanted to start with the few little traffic problems we have.
12:55Right.
12:56I'm puzzled why when they put up construction areas, and they start construction, and then you drive by all day and nobody's ever working on it, and then it's like a major traffic problem.
13:06And your idea was what?
13:07Well, I think what they should do is if it's a city thing, they need to require people to work in shifts until it's done.
13:19They need to just switch shifts until they are done.
13:24And if it's too hot, bring somebody around with a mister.
13:27And that's what you've been thinking about?
13:36Yeah.
13:37That's nice.
13:38Mm-hmm.
13:39It's the worst idea I've ever heard.
13:41What do you mean?
13:42You can't do anything?
13:43Oh, boy.
13:44Because what I love is there's not really that...
13:45The worst idea I've ever heard.
13:46Now, I want you to do something that really helps with the city, not some...
13:50No, I'll do that.
13:51...hairbrained scheme.
13:52What's up, buddy?
13:56Hey.
13:57Oh, shh.
13:58Robin, what do you think about this?
14:01Roman, look at her.
14:02You at a party?
14:03Yeah.
14:04Oh!
14:05Here, your turn.
14:06Baby boy.
14:07What up?
14:08How's the babysitting going?
14:09Um, good.
14:10Good.
14:11Oh, what's the hesitation all about?
14:12He's too.
14:13You had to check out.
14:14Oh, he's too.
14:15He's too.
14:16He's too.
14:17He's too.
14:18He's too.
14:19He's too.
14:20He's too.
14:21Who?
14:22You had to change a diaper?
14:23Yeah.
14:24Uh-oh.
14:25How'd the mayor's office go?
14:26Um, it didn't go very well.
14:27I told the mayor about my plan for the traffic, and he said it was the worst idea he's ever
14:33heard in his life.
14:34What?
14:35Nice.
14:36He said it exactly like that.
14:37I felt discouraged about my mission after we went to the mayor's office, but I thought
14:41maybe if I came back more prepared, we could reopen the case.
14:46But I was kind of nervous when I went in, and I wasn't really that prepared, so I'm thinking
14:50about actually getting a petition together and getting a lot of people to sign it.
14:53So you're going to write this up?
14:54Yeah, I'm just going to make up a petition, and I'll make you guys copies, and if everybody
14:57could go around and just have people sign it.
15:00Bye, man.
15:01We're in.
15:02Ow!
15:03We have a lot of signatures.
15:05Hi.
15:06Would you mind if I ask you a real quick question?
15:08We have a petition.
15:09He likes to sit in traffic.
15:11I hate sitting in it.
15:12Would you mind?
15:13Woo!
15:14Robin Leach!
15:15How are you?
15:16I'm well.
15:17How are you?
15:18Good.
15:19I was just about to have my first drink of the day.
15:20I'm bringing a petition around.
15:21You're messing with big-time politics in Las Vegas.
15:22I know!
15:23Woo-hoo!
15:24Hi.
15:25Do you speak English?
15:26Okay.
15:27She doesn't speak English.
15:28Next.
15:29Get her.
15:30Get her.
15:31Hi.
15:32How are you?
15:33Excuse me.
15:34Please sign our petition.
15:35So, I have an issue with the construction and the way they do it in this town.
15:50So, I went down to the mayor's office.
15:52I thought I might impress him with one.
15:54Two pages of signatures?
15:55No, I have one.
15:56I have, I'm holding here a petition of two dozen signatures.
16:01Holly Madison is drawn of a petition to move along the construction quickly, therefore
16:07lessening traffic.
16:08You're so cute.
16:09So, I was wondering if you guys are interested in less traffic and more fun.
16:13More fun, right?
16:14Yeah.
16:15More fun.
16:16Less traffic, more fun.
16:18Why would there be more fun if you have less traffic?
16:21I don't agree with what you're doing because I think it's a waste of time, but I will sign
16:24just for the fun of signing.
16:25Oh, wait.
16:26Why do you feel like it's a waste of time?
16:27Because you all live in the United States and they're not going to happen.
16:29Are you a communist?
16:30Well, hi.
16:31Hi, Mr. Springer.
16:32How's it going today?
16:33Very nice to see you.
16:34Good to see you.
16:35Fine, thank you.
16:36I got a feeling a lot of the people that live here are as upset as you are with what
16:40this traffic is.
16:41And I think you would probably get some support, but you've got to come with an answer.
16:45I don't have an answer yet.
16:46I need to investigate it further.
16:48Do you mind signing too?
16:50Well, the DMV releases no paperwork on the actual laws for bicycling.
16:58And the drivers think they were supposed to be up on the sidewalks creating one of the
17:03most dangerous environments for pedestrians you could possibly imagine.
17:08Wait, what?
17:09You know, you could change a lot of things in this city.
17:13I'll sign your petition.
17:14There you go.
17:16I used to be the mayor of Cincinnati.
17:18Yes.
17:19Why don't you run for mayor?
17:22I got a lot of cool signatures on my petition, but there was one special signature I was still
17:32after.
17:33Nick, we were looking for you.
17:36We heard you were here.
17:37I'm here.
17:38How are you?
17:39How's rehearsal?
17:40It was good.
17:41Hi buddy.
17:42Hey, you know what?
17:43We're going to go to the pepper mill after the show.
17:45You should come with us.
17:46Oh my God.
17:47I am getting discouraged on my chances with Nick because I'm throwing myself at him constantly
17:53and getting nowhere.
17:54What are you guys doing?
17:55I'm starting a petition and Angel's going to come down and bring it and I was wondering
18:00if you would sign it.
18:01A petition?
18:02For what?
18:03This is it?
18:04It's just like by signing it you're basically just saying you would like less traffic and
18:07more fun in the city.
18:09Less traffic and more fun?
18:11Yeah, that's going to be my slogan when I run for someone.
18:12Oh, I like that.
18:13Yeah, yeah.
18:14I definitely want to sign it because I'm so sick of the traffic here in the city.
18:17Yes.
18:18I'm over it.
18:19Well, maybe if somebody can get something done, it's you.
18:22Aww.
18:23Maybe give them a little wink when you turn in the petition.
18:26Walk around half naked.
18:27That might do something.
18:28It's effective.
18:29Yeah.
18:30Where are you going?
18:31I'm going back into rehearsal.
18:32You should go to the pepper mill with us later.
18:34Oh boy.
18:35And eat a lot of fried food and drink too much?
18:38Yes.
18:39Yes.
18:40I'm going to say no.
18:42No.
18:47We'll do something later.
18:49Okay.
18:50Alright.
18:51We have to rehearse very soon.
18:52Yeah, I know.
18:53Okay.
18:54Nick signed my petition.
18:55Looks like that.
18:57Sexy.
18:58I think if you want something really bad and you think positive and you pray for it,
19:03you will get it.
19:10Hey, Mayor, we're back.
19:11Welcome, ladies.
19:13Nice seeing you.
19:14How are you?
19:15Good.
19:16How are you?
19:17Good.
19:18How are you?
19:19Good.
19:20Good.
19:21Good.
19:22How are you?
19:23Good.
19:24Good.
19:25Have a seat.
19:26So, how come we're getting together today?
19:27What do we have?
19:28Well, we came back to you today because we...
19:29Don't start with your traffic studies.
19:30No, that's what I did.
19:31I went around...
19:32Don't you start with those traffic studies.
19:33But we made a petition.
19:34I don't even care about it.
19:35I don't...
19:36But people are seriously concerned.
19:37No, they're not.
19:38Yes, they are.
19:39No, I finally was able to cure the traffic problems in the city of Las Vegas.
19:44After 10 years of being the mayor, I finally got all the lights synchronized.
19:48Now they're all red.
19:54That's a joke, Angel.
19:55Sorry.
19:56Sorry.
19:57You've got to wake up.
19:58Come on.
19:59It's not that late.
20:00I think you have some issues with the traffic out on the strip.
20:02Right.
20:03And that's not within my jurisdiction.
20:04That's a little different.
20:05Well, why isn't it all one thing?
20:06Well, it should be.
20:07And that's something we're going to work on.
20:08To get everybody to say that this should be the city and county of Las Vegas.
20:12That would be huge.
20:13That would be a good idea.
20:14It would make everything easier.
20:15What I'd love to do, ladies, I'd love to do some other stuff with you.
20:18And let's really figure out how we can make this a better place together.
20:21Okay?
20:22Yeah.
20:23So what did the mayor say whenever you went to him?
20:26Yeah, is he going to fix the traffic how?
20:28Well, he said he doesn't have any jurisdiction over the particular traffic problem I'm concerned
20:33about, which is on the strip.
20:34How does he not have jurisdiction if he's the mayor?
20:36Because the strip is separate from Las Vegas City.
20:39Really?
20:40Mm-hmm.
20:41But you guys, I'm so excited because he gave me like a whole other list of stuff to do.
20:45So it's kind of like I have a job with him now.
20:47That's awesome.
20:48Well, you know when you put your mind to something, you usually always make it happen,
20:51so.
20:52I'm motivated.
20:53Yeah, yeah.
20:54And Jerry Springer even suggested I run for mayor myself.
20:57Hell yeah!
20:58Jerry Springer?
20:59I love that son of a bitch.
21:03Don't you think that she would make a good mayor?
21:06Awesome.
21:07She'd be a wonderful mayor.
21:08Right?
21:09I love it!
21:10I love Las Vegas.
21:15I just really want to do a lot of things.
21:17I want to do fun projects in the entertainment industry.
21:20I want to do things in the community.
21:22I want to get involved in city government.
21:24I have so many goals and I just feel like everything's coming together.
21:30You never know where I'm going to pop up next.
21:32Cheers to that.
21:34Today Las Vegas, tomorrow the world.
21:36Yee-haw!
21:37Woo!
21:38Woo!
21:39Woo!
21:40Woo!
21:42Woo!
21:43Woo!
21:44Woo!
21:45Woo!
21:46Woo!
21:47Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:49Woo!
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21:52Woo!
21:53Woo!
21:54Woo!
21:55Woo!
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21:57Woo!
21:59Woo!
22:00Woo!
22:01Woo!
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