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Season 2 Episode 1

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00:01This season on Holly's World.
00:03Holly, no, no!
00:04With everything that's going on right now,
00:06I'm definitely excited.
00:07Jackalow!
00:08Yay!
00:09I met a guy, and his name's Jack.
00:11What just happened on this bed?
00:13You look different than I would like you to lose weight.
00:15Do I even want to lose weight?
00:17Who all wants a grilled cheese? Raise their hand.
00:19Calamari.
00:20I'm trying to help Claire Sinclair with her Vegas debut.
00:24Could you come to my opening night?
00:25Heaven and Crystal are gonna be there.
00:27While Holly was away, I substituted for her in Peep Show.
00:31You need to work on your career,
00:33so it doesn't really make sense for you to be my assistant.
00:35Get it?
00:36I'm gonna come to the chase,
00:38and I think you need to be a therapist.
00:40I just moved to Vegas, actually.
00:42Jade Nicole thinks she's just gonna take over Las Vegas.
00:47That devil's grandchild's heel!
00:49I want Holly drunk, loud and crazy.
00:52She needs to be corrected.
00:53Yeah.
00:54What birthday is it?
00:5532.
00:56In Las Vegas years, that's like 60.
00:58Kiss my fat ass.
01:13No!
01:14No patronum!
01:16I miss you too!
01:18Woo!
01:20Is that a room?
01:21Is that my laundry?
01:22Laura and I went on vacation.
01:24We went to Florida.
01:25We went to Disney World.
01:27It was really nice to have a vacation.
01:31I hadn't had one in years.
01:33It was like a perfect vacation.
01:36We ordered grilled cheeses like every night,
01:39and I found a boy.
01:40Shut up!
01:42He came?
01:43Yeah.
01:44In more ways than one.
01:46I met a guy, and his name's Jack, and we met each other through a mutual friend.
01:54He's smart.
01:55He's down to earth.
01:56Jack is a guitar player, and he's on tour a lot, so we don't see each other very often,
02:01so we spent my vacation together.
02:03Well, are you glad to be home?
02:04Was a week enough?
02:05Yeah, I think a week was like the perfect amount of time, because I'm ready to like
02:09get back to Peep Show.
02:10While I was gone, Angel actually took my spot in Peep Show.
02:15I had always talked about being in Peep Show, just as like a backup dancer.
02:19But when Holly threw the idea at me, like, well, why don't you be my understudy?
02:23And I was like...
02:25So she got me the audition, and I nailed it, and it was so much fun.
02:29I could definitely see a future in it.
02:31I'm back!
02:34Hey!
02:35What's up?
02:36What's happening?
02:37Welcome back.
02:38Thanks!
02:39I just came home at the last minute and went straight to Peep Show.
02:42I wanted to get every second out of my vacation possible.
02:44Hello!
02:45Josh!
02:46How was it?
02:47How was it?
02:48How was it?
02:49How was it?
02:50How was it?
02:51How was it?
02:52With Angel?
02:53It was great.
02:54I was so excited to see Josh right when I got back.
02:56We missed you.
02:57It was great.
02:58I was so excited to see Josh right when I got back.
03:00We missed you.
03:01I missed you too.
03:02Are you kidding me?
03:03I wish we could all go on vacation together.
03:04Yeah, not fair.
03:05It would have been great to have him along, but I knew he had to stay behind in work.
03:09Josh, before everybody else gets here, do you think you can give me a minute with Holly?
03:12Absolutely.
03:13Business.
03:14Gotta get ready anyways.
03:15Let me just close the door here for a second.
03:18So, had a conversation with the producers of Peep.
03:23You know, they love everything that you've obviously been contributing to the show thus
03:26far, and it was difficult for me to bring up.
03:29Get to it!
03:30I hate you.
03:31Always do this.
03:32You make it sound like way worse than it is, and then-
03:33Probably is not all that bad luck.
03:35They asked me to ask you if it would be possible for you to lose some weight.
03:39Up to you, if you really want to do it.
03:48I don't know what happened.
03:50I believe that, for some reason, it's coming from the choreographer.
03:53Nick!
03:54Nick.
03:55He has nothing nice to say about me ever!
03:57Ever!
03:58Why do I have to look like what Nick's ideal is?
04:01Because that's not my ideal.
04:02I'm supposed to be a sex symbol.
04:04Curvy, and have a butt, and have boobs.
04:07And, like, my bottom half is supposed to match my top half, and my top half isn't going anywhere.
04:11Maybe what I could do is find some sort of a program that we could put you on.
04:14I have to think about it, because, like, if it was for myself, would I want to lose five pounds?
04:18Yeah, but, like, I don't want to lose five pounds just because Nick thinks five pounds.
04:21Okay.
04:22Now I, like, don't even want to go out there because I feel like a fat ass.
04:25I'm going to track him down, and I'm going to tell him to kiss my fat ass.
04:29She's single and sexy, smart and independent.
04:36Vegas celebrity, number one resident.
04:39Oh, everybody, everyone, everyone.
04:45What's up, boys?
04:54Hi.
04:55Are you inventing new microphones, invisible ones?
04:57Invisible ones.
04:58Dan knows I hate my microphone.
05:00You hate your microphone?
05:01Yeah, because it looks like a flesh-colored wart.
05:04Probably.
05:05Nick Kankle is the co-choreographer of Peep Show.
05:09He helped originate the show and originated one of the roles.
05:15Back when I first started Peep Show, I used to really have a crush on Nick.
05:19We'd always have a lot of fun during rehearsals.
05:21Nice!
05:22Yay!
05:23And I would always flirt with him.
05:25But then I found out he's gay.
05:27You say your bit, and her taking this from you is what's funny.
05:31Now that he's not in the show anymore, he does come back regularly to check up and make sure it's still the best show it can be.
05:38See you, Holly.
05:39How was your guys' week with Angel?
05:41Angel was great.
05:42It was great?
05:43Yeah, it was good.
05:44She did really good.
05:45I was really proud of her.
05:46Skinny?
05:47I heard the news.
05:48Possibly.
05:49What news?
05:50What'd you hear?
05:51That I supposedly have to lose weight.
05:52Oh, boy.
05:58Yeah, I think, I mean, it doesn't need to be uncomfortable, but I think you definitely need to tone up.
06:03Start with cardio, do some weights, maybe some yoga and more Pilates.
06:07I mean, I've been in the show so long, I feel comfortable, honestly, but like, my idea of In Shape isn't going to be your idea of In Shape.
06:13You know what I mean?
06:14You want me to look like a boy?
06:15Everybody looks athletic-y.
06:16Boy!
06:17Boy!
06:18Boy!
06:24Okay.
06:25No holds barred.
06:26I think right now you look a little too different from the cast.
06:31To be quite honest.
06:32But I can't look like the cast, they're so skinny.
06:37And like, they're all fitness models and they're all professional dancers.
06:40Ah, you're not a professional dancer?
06:43Whether or not you like it, you are.
06:45Maybe you need to start thinking of yourself as that.
06:47Your picture is everywhere on the strip.
06:50It's at the airport.
06:51And your poster, you know, full body posters are up.
06:54You don't think I look like my poster?
06:56I don't think you do.
07:00And think about what you're eating, because chicken fingers and french fries.
07:03That's not a healthy dinner.
07:04I need to see celery sticks and carrots in that dressing room.
07:08But like, do I even want to lose weight?
07:10Can I lose weight?
07:12Well, I would like you to lose weight.
07:14What's wrong with that?
07:20So who do you think the second fattest person in the show is?
07:23Oh, besides me.
07:24Like, to aspire to.
07:25Well, stop.
07:26Well, rewind.
07:27Why are you saying that?
07:29You know, right before I left for vacation, Nick and Jerry were in town.
07:32Right.
07:33And then right when I get back, Jason informs me that they decided I have to lose weight.
07:39There's a difference between losing weight and toning up.
07:41I don't want to tone up, though.
07:43If my ass doesn't shake when I do certain moves, I'm just not doing them right.
07:46You can still have a shaky ass.
07:47You can still have a shake.
07:48We just maybe leg lifts or something.
07:50You're a woman.
07:51That's what it is.
07:52You're a woman.
07:53We don't need you up there looking like that.
07:54Exactly.
07:55I felt super bad when I heard the news that Peep Show told Holly that she needed to lose weight.
08:01And it happened right after.
08:02I just happened to be here understudy.
08:04So I was just hoping that it wasn't something that I did.
08:06I just feel like now I hate doing the show because I feel like a fat ass.
08:10I don't like fat either.
08:12I like a fat paycheck, but that's about it.
08:17I need to start dieting now, but I'm going to have a cheat day on my birthday.
08:20Well, you have to eat what you want to eat on the party.
08:22Yes.
08:23Yeah, and drink.
08:24Period.
08:25Hello.
08:26Are you ready?
08:27Oh, a salad.
08:29Oh, cool.
08:30Yeah.
08:31I just have a challenge ahead.
08:33Having to lose weight doesn't make me feel good.
08:35Will you pass me a piece of quesadilla?
08:37I'm going to eat some.
08:38Why not?
08:39Cool.
08:40So, hopefully I can get over this hill.
08:43Oh, look, it's Jade.
08:45What?
08:52Oh, hey Holly.
08:53Hey, what's up?
08:54Hey Angel.
08:55Hey Josh.
08:56What's up?
08:57How are you?
08:58Good, how are you?
09:02Jade Nicole was a Playmate of the Year in 2008.
09:05I worked on her pictorial.
09:07We got along great.
09:09And then she started dating Brody Jenner.
09:11She was on the hills for a while.
09:12And I think kind of that lifestyle changed her a little bit.
09:17What's going on?
09:18No, I'm just dating.
09:19I got your B-Day invite.
09:21Yeah, it's going to be fun.
09:22I'm really excited for that.
09:23What birthday is it?
09:30What do you mean?
09:31Like the start of my birthday month.
09:33It is a 30 year birthday month, but like what birthday is it?
09:36Jade just had these like little comments, like asking Holly how old she is, that I just
09:41wanted to slap her across the face.
09:43Keep getting Botox on your lips, baby.
09:44You're going to look way older than that in about a year.
09:47Does it matter?
09:48Oh!
09:4932.
09:50Really?
09:52Nice.
09:53That's a good age.
09:57Well, it was nice seeing you guys.
09:58Yeah, you too.
09:59I guess we'll see you at your birthday parties.
10:01Okay, I'll see you then.
10:02Bye.
10:03Bye, you guys.
10:04Bye.
10:05Bye ladies.
10:06Oh, I need to be a fly on the wall in there.
10:1032?
10:12Right?
10:13In LA slash Vegas years, that's like 60.
10:17So you know who's really looking good?
10:19Who?
10:20Josh.
10:22It's a shoe.
10:23I don't care if he's gay.
10:24I don't think Holly should keep him all to herself.
10:26I need a little Josh for my life, so.
10:28Holly would be so mad.
10:30You think Holly would be mad?
10:31Yeah.
10:32It's like her like, you know.
10:33CFF?
10:34Yeah, her like gay-ass friend.
10:35She can share.
10:36He's very hot.
10:38Cheers to her hat.
10:41Look at those drinks.
10:42Those look good.
10:43Fuck yeah, they look good.
10:45It's not on my diet though.
10:57Hello.
10:58Hello.
10:59Oh, damn.
11:00You look hot.
11:01You're all dressed up.
11:02What a honor.
11:04Yeah.
11:05Is Jack here yet?
11:06Um, he should be here any second.
11:09Jack up!
11:10Yay!
11:12What's up?
11:13How are you?
11:14Nice to meet you.
11:15I like your robot.
11:17Jack, this is Josh.
11:18What's up, dude?
11:19How are you?
11:20Nice to finally meet you.
11:21Jack, nice to meet you.
11:22Heard a lot about you.
11:23You did?
11:24On Twitter.
11:25Oh, okay.
11:26Well, I heard a lot about you from the Disneyland trip.
11:29Disneyland trip?
11:30Boop, boop, ba-doo.
11:31Boop, boop, ba-doo.
11:32Drink!
11:33Nice.
11:34We're gonna get our drink on tonight?
11:36Yeah.
11:37Where's your date?
11:38I don't know.
11:39She was just supposed to meet us.
11:42Right before my party, Josh told me that Jade had called him and asked to be his date
11:47to my birthday party, which is kind of weird.
11:49I don't know what her agenda is.
11:52Hey!
11:53Oh, hey!
11:54Hi!
11:55You look tiny!
11:56Damn!
11:57When I saw Jade, I thought, that bitch is skinny as fuck.
12:02Are you ready to get to retirement?
12:03I'm ready.
12:04I'm ready.
12:05You're my date, so I'm just fully taking advantage of you.
12:07Come on, let's go.
12:08Party time!
12:09Woo!
12:12Are you not wearing underwear?
12:14Nope.
12:15That's the scariest thing ever.
12:17Oh, shit.
12:18OMG.
12:19What?
12:20We're here.
12:21For my birthday party, all my closest friends were there, and thousands of people.
12:35It was out of control.
12:37wearing underwear.
12:38Oh!
12:39Happy birthday!
12:40We celebrate the birthday!
12:42Queen of Las Vegas!
12:44Holly Lindsay!
12:47Let's do this, DJ!
12:54Happy birthday!
12:59Happy birthday!
13:02I was really glad that all my friends were having fun.
13:06And I was trying to have a good time at my party,
13:08but I couldn't stop thinking about being told to lose weight.
13:11And I'm another year older.
13:15And then there's Jade.
13:20Cheers!
13:21Happy birthday, Hals!
13:36Josh disappeared, which makes me think you're so married.
13:46What is Josh doing?
13:58I don't know what he's thinking.
14:00Josh isn't straight.
14:02He won't even make out with me on a good day.
14:07I was in complete shock.
14:09That's just a bitch move.
14:11There's gonna be a big problem.
14:17So, Josh?
14:20Why'd you kiss Jade, though?
14:23Yeah, we fucking watched it, you two-faced little piece of shit.
14:26I don't know!
14:27I thought you were a homosexual.
14:30I am!
14:31What?
14:33Guys, I did not go into this situation thinking that I was gonna become friends with her.
14:38I was just trying to be cordial and nice.
14:40I was growing up a southern man.
14:41Well, you were very nice tonight, Josh.
14:43That's how it was.
14:44You went above and beyond.
14:47You went above and beyond.
14:48I know you've made out with people before.
14:51I've made out with you.
14:53Exactly.
14:54You know, I don't know if Jade is really all that bad as everybody else paints her out to be.
14:58I don't really know her that well, but I'm not gonna judge her quite yet.
15:03It was pretty hardcore.
15:04There was a ton.
15:06She's come up into Vegas and she's trying to take over some things.
15:10Like your mouth?
15:11Like I told y'all, she called me and wanted to be my date tonight, okay?
15:17She's trying to turn you straight.
15:19Are you jealous?
15:21I don't know what she's doing.
15:22Oh, I didn't get an answer out of that.
15:26Jade needs to quit mooching off of my friends.
15:29Like I guess she's trying to establish something in Vegas.
15:32I don't know what she's doing, but do your own thing.
15:35Well, just remember whose team you're on and I don't just mean the gays.
15:40What does that mean?
15:41Of course I'm your gay.
15:52Thanks you guys for coming to my party.
15:54Did you have fun?
15:55Yeah, it was fun.
15:56I'm so glad Jack could come out.
15:58He's so fun.
15:59Me too.
16:00You guys are so cute.
16:01The morning after my birthday party, Bridget and Jack had to leave, but it was great having them in town.
16:06We had so much fun.
16:09With the exception of the weird Josh-Jade makeout, it was a perfect night.
16:15What?
16:16Who's here this early?
16:18A gift!
16:19Oh Lord.
16:20Who is that from?
16:21I don't know.
16:23This is crazy.
16:25Oh my God, it smells incredible though.
16:27Wow.
16:28The whole thing's full.
16:30It smells like orange yum.
16:31Oh it does?
16:32Yeah.
16:33Where's this from?
16:34It's from Jade.
16:38To Holly, a day late but hopefully worth the wait.
16:40Happy 32nd birthday.
16:45What a bitch.
16:47I don't know how I should take this if it's like supposed to be nice or diet sabo.
16:52I'm sorry but at the pepper mill you flat out told her that you were on a diet.
16:57That's why you had a measly little salad in front of you.
16:59So for her to send you this is just so rude.
17:02She's a bitch.
17:03I don't like her.
17:04I'm intrigued by this.
17:05I'm not going to eat it.
17:06That's got poison in it.
17:07Don't even touch it.
17:08It's tainted.
17:09It's tainted.
17:10No.
17:11I think that the gift was her manipulative way to get people to think, oh I'm being polite
17:19and I'm sending her a gift.
17:20No.
17:21Let's go throw this away.
17:22It's a celebration.
17:23I think Jade thinks she's just going to take over Las Vegas.
17:30Get all that mess out.
17:31I think she thinks that Vegas is just this small hick town that she can like steamroll everybody
17:37in and it's not.
17:38Look Roman get in on it.
17:39Come on.
17:40Hit it.
17:41Devil's grandchild.
17:42So I think she has a few surprises in store for her.
17:46I'm glad I don't like candy.
17:48Why did you see this?
18:07Hmm.
18:08Wow.
18:09I would be pissed.
18:11Yeah.
18:12I feel bad.
18:13I feel like it sucks man.
18:15I've got to tell Holly about this.
18:17So these last few weeks haven't been very easy for Holly.
18:20What's up guys?
18:23She came back from vacation.
18:25Really excited to be home and really excited to see all of her friends.
18:27So how was the show?
18:29It was good.
18:30And first she gets told that she's fat.
18:32Her boy BFF is making out with her enemy.
18:35Then she turns a year older in a city where, you know, it's crucial to be young.
18:40How was the crowd?
18:41They were good.
18:42Yeah.
18:43I'm just tired.
18:44Ready to go home.
18:45And to top it all off, I have this major news that I have to tell her that I just feel
18:49that she's going to be really bummed about.
18:51What are you guys up to tonight?
18:53Not much.
18:54You've got the sloth man.
18:57When I was at the mansion I always wanted a sloth in the zoo so bad.
19:01I really wanted to get a sloth.
19:02Yeah.
19:03Speaking of the mansion, we actually read on Twitter today that Hef got engaged.
19:18When I first heard Hef got engaged, I didn't really know how to process it.
19:26I mean, even though he and Crystal are exclusive, I was still really surprised.
19:31He gave her the ring and she burst into tears.
19:36I thought he's still married.
19:38No.
19:39He got divorced when Cooper turned 18.
19:42I mean, it's just weird to me because I feel like they just started dating.
19:47Are you going to say anything to them?
19:54I mean, are you okay?
19:56Yeah.
19:57I just, I'll just need a minute.
20:18I don't really know how I'm supposed to feel about all of this.
20:21Everybody expects a really concise reaction.
20:27And it's a lot more complicated than that.
20:32Hef and I were together for seven years.
20:36We went through a lot.
20:39We had a lot of fun together.
20:43When I was with Hef, I really wanted to settle down.
20:48I thought we were headed towards being exclusive, marriage and family.
20:55I had a lot of different emotions and thoughts on it.
21:05You know, everything happens for a reason, but this was kind of a shock.
21:11A shock.
21:18A better red day.
21:23I got my lotion on.
21:26Where's Holly?
21:29Chanel Rapalong.
21:31Left a cushy L.A. light for the flashing lights.
21:34Now she's taking over Vegas one day at a time.
21:37She's single and sexy.
21:39Smart and independent.
21:40Vegas celebrity.
21:41Number one resident.
21:42Holy school.
21:43Vegas lights flashing.
21:44Up all night dancing.
21:45Holy school.
21:46Hey, girl, go, go.
21:47We're having fun.
21:48On the run.
21:49In the sun.
21:50Took the gamble.
21:51Roll the dime.
21:52We're having fun.
21:53On the run.
21:54On the run.
21:55In the sun.
21:56Took the gamble.
21:57Roll the dime.
21:58We're having fun.
21:59On the run.
22:00In the sun.
22:01Took the gamble.
22:02Roll the dime.
22:03Now she's missed Las Vegas.
22:05Took the gamble.
22:06Rolled the dice.
22:07Now she's missed Las Vegas.
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