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An uptight, middle-aged, repressed woman turns into a sex addict after getting hit on the head, and she then falls into an underground subculture of sex addicts in suburban Baltimore.
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00:01:02Young it is
00:01:06Let the sun shine dry your tears
00:01:12And we will walk in the wind and stars
00:01:22Like April lovers
00:01:27Come on back to bed Sylvia
00:01:43Can't you see I'm cooking scrapple
00:01:45They can wait
00:01:47Sex is in the air
00:01:49Well not in here it isn't
00:01:51I got work for them
00:01:52Your mother's up the store
00:01:55It's light out for Christ's sake
00:01:57What's gotten into you
00:01:58Come on move
00:02:00Forget those far away dreams
00:02:08That haunt you
00:02:13God
00:02:19Let the sun shine dry your tears
00:02:26And we will walk in the wind and stars
00:02:34Damn it
00:02:35Jesus Christ
00:02:40Do you see my keys?
00:02:41I said have you seen my keys?
00:02:55I said have you seen my keys?
00:03:07Where did you leave them?
00:03:08If I know where I'd left them
00:03:10They wouldn't be lost
00:03:11Would they?
00:03:12Barnhole
00:03:13Oh Jesus Christ almighty
00:03:23It's not my fault
00:03:24Somebody left his magazine on the front porch
00:03:27They got me all around them
00:03:28Oh sure
00:03:29Somebody left it
00:03:31Sure
00:03:32You said you didn't want to
00:03:34I mean I'm in his needs Sylvia
00:03:36Marital needs
00:03:37My girl is red hot
00:03:40Yeah
00:03:40My girl is red hot
00:03:43Your girl ain't good
00:03:44Well she ain't got no more
00:03:46Good man she's really got a lot
00:03:49Well I got a girl
00:03:52Who's six or eight more
00:03:53My girl is red hot
00:03:58Your girl ain't good
00:04:00Yeah
00:04:00My girl is red hot
00:04:03Your girl ain't good
00:04:05Well she ain't got no more
00:04:07Isn't it a little early for that Caprice?
00:04:11I'm developing my act mother
00:04:13Mutilating your mammaries
00:04:15And gyrating down at some biker bar
00:04:17Is an act alright
00:04:18An act of defiance
00:04:20I was a legend down at the Holiday House
00:04:22In case you didn't know it
00:04:23Morning honey
00:04:26Daddy
00:04:27Let me go down to the bar and perform
00:04:30You're in home detention cupcake
00:04:32The government wants you to stay indoors for a while huh?
00:04:35You're just too pretty to go out
00:04:37We let you keep your tawdry theatrical mementos
00:04:40Isn't that enough?
00:04:41You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time
00:04:45I was promoting the art of dance
00:04:48With nude loitering?
00:04:50Nude and disorderly conduct?
00:04:52Nude drunken driving?
00:04:54I was not drunk
00:04:55I was on pills
00:04:57Something is the matter with you Caprice
00:05:00You are such a neuter mother
00:05:04And neuters will never understand
00:05:06Something is the matter with your vagina
00:05:08Morning Mrs. Stiggles
00:05:17Oh you brat
00:05:20I'm gonna report you
00:05:22Morning
00:05:23Formstone's looking good
00:05:25It's the real McCoy alright
00:05:27Vintage
00:05:28Paid through the nose for it
00:05:29One thing we've learned
00:05:31Proper restoration
00:05:32Never comes cheaply
00:05:33I need to go down to the bar
00:05:35Just for an hour
00:05:36Come on dad
00:05:37Come on
00:05:37You can't even let me go
00:05:39My partner
00:05:40Please me
00:05:42Who?
00:05:43Mrs. Stiggles
00:05:44My name is Fat Fuck Frank
00:05:46And I'm your daughter's number one fan
00:05:48She moved to the Erie Canal area
00:05:51Hey Vaughn
00:05:54Hey
00:05:55Caprice retired from show business
00:05:58She's no longer a public figure
00:06:00Her name ain't Caprice
00:06:01It's Ursula Utters
00:06:03And she's famous
00:06:04She got the biggest tits on Hartford Road
00:06:06Ursula?
00:06:08Ursula Utters?
00:06:10Texture
00:06:10That's what I call it
00:06:11It's me
00:06:13Fat Fuck Frank
00:06:14And I miss them great big
00:06:16Destroy all looters
00:06:21We sure didn't have this in D.C.
00:06:23God I love Baltimore
00:06:24It's a real city of diversity
00:06:26Sylvia?
00:06:30Sylvia we need gas honey
00:06:31Get gas
00:06:34Honey?
00:06:36You still mad?
00:06:37Remember to fill it up
00:06:38I'll walk
00:06:40Don't worry
00:06:44Smokey the bear
00:07:01Smokey the bear
00:07:03Growling and growling
00:07:05Hi
00:07:05Grrr
00:07:07Woof
00:07:07Grrr
00:07:08Woof
00:07:09Woof
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00:07:10Woof
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00:07:18Hi Vaughn
00:07:19Morning Betty
00:07:20Does the Pinewood Park and Pay sell lotions?
00:07:25You know
00:07:25Ointments?
00:07:27We sure do
00:07:28How's that fine wife of yours doing?
00:07:35She's up the store like always Wendell
00:07:37Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis?
00:07:45Well not really Betty
00:07:47There she is
00:07:48No
00:08:15Oh, don't... Jesus, Mary Joseph.
00:08:23Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:08:25I need to love you, I need to love you, I need to love you, I need to love you, I need to love you, I need to love you.
00:08:45Oh, everything I want to see, I need to love you, I need to love you, I need to love you, I need to love you, I need to love you, I need to love you, I need to love you, I need you.
00:08:53Oh.
00:08:57Okay.
00:08:59I'm out of gas.
00:09:01Move it, Noader.
00:09:02Oh, God.
00:09:03How am I supposed to move with no gas?
00:09:09Get out of the way!
00:09:12What are you currently doing?
00:09:13Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:09:15Oh, wahoo!
00:09:19Filthy little hedges.
00:09:21Morning, Mark.
00:09:22Throwing all dirty.
00:09:24Makes me sick.
00:09:31Hi.
00:09:33I'm Mama Bear.
00:09:35Have you met my husband?
00:09:37No, I haven't.
00:09:38I'm Papa Bear.
00:09:40And this is our cub.
00:09:42Baby Bear.
00:09:43Grr, grr, grr.
00:09:46I'm Vaughn.
00:09:47Welcome to the Hartford Road area.
00:09:49When we take over, it's gonna be a bear quake.
00:09:55Hug me, hug me, hug me with a big bang.
00:10:01Can you call Triple A, please?
00:10:04Pull it yourself.
00:10:10Hurry up.
00:10:10I've got a hot date.
00:10:12What, at 7 a.m.?
00:10:13What's the matter with you?
00:10:14You'd have a date, too, if you wore some make-up.
00:10:16Your poor husband.
00:10:27What if you could just help me?
00:10:29I'm making a...
00:10:30It's her.
00:10:39Let's go, Saxon.
00:10:41Oh!
00:10:50Fill me up.
00:10:52Fill me up.
00:10:52Fill me up.
00:10:54Fill me up.
00:10:56Fill me up.
00:10:57Fill me up.
00:10:58issenness.
00:11:03All right, we can help.
00:11:05No!
00:11:06No!
00:11:08No!
00:11:08No!
00:11:11Fuck.
00:11:12Fuck.
00:11:13Oh!
00:11:14No!
00:11:14No!
00:11:15No!
00:11:16Oh!
00:11:16What?
00:11:21Okay.
00:11:21Whoa!
00:11:22Hello, ma'am.
00:11:25my name is Ray Ray and I'm here to service you I'm Sylvia and I've hit my
00:11:33head a concussion is a terrible thing to waste it's okay oh my pussy's on fire
00:11:48oh I know it is it's a burning bush you show me a sign Sylvia we knew you'd come
00:11:56all I can do is pass the gift you're a sex addict now and you'll never be the
00:12:04same
00:12:28there you go all better
00:12:34Oh, thank you so much.
00:12:36I don't know what came over me.
00:12:38Well, you recognize the concussion, and there's no going back now.
00:12:43I'm going to give you my card.
00:12:49Sex addicts are everywhere, Sylvia.
00:12:51And pretty soon, Harford role will be ours.
00:12:56Oh, hey, hold on.
00:13:04Oh, hey.
00:13:17Ray Ray's a sexual healer.
00:13:20Come visit us, Sylvia.
00:13:25Your people are waiting.
00:13:29One day, we're going to discover a brand new sex act.
00:13:32One that's never been performed before.
00:13:35And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture.
00:13:52Ooh.
00:13:52We'll see.
00:13:54We'll see.
00:13:56We'll see.
00:14:21Soar
00:14:23Wept
00:14:25My pussycat was scratching out on my back door.
00:14:39Scratch so long, poor pussy got sore.
00:14:42Soar pussy
00:14:43Just a friendly little cat
00:14:50Friendly little cat
00:14:52My pussycat was setting out on the front step
00:14:57Snats so long, poor pussy got wet
00:15:00Pussy
00:15:01Hello, Mrs. Dickels
00:15:05Oh, boy, am I blushing?
00:15:10Everyone is familiar with the traditional forms of pornography, but the internet is creating new porn...
00:15:15You calling the movies, Dave?
00:15:16Huh?
00:15:17Well, Al, you're picking your seed, aren't you?
00:15:24Dykes
00:15:24Used to be Harford Road was for families.
00:15:29Now it's a lesbian aorta.
00:15:30Mother, I don't feel well.
00:15:34Oh, no wonder.
00:15:36They got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store.
00:15:40They eat life, you know.
00:15:42Jesus.
00:15:43Sperm!
00:15:53Did you see those new neighbors moving in?
00:15:55Grown men with hairy legs prancing around half naked?
00:15:59We're bears.
00:16:00What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:16:03Free country, Big Ethel.
00:16:04Yeah, well, we got laws to protect decency.
00:16:07And it would be nice if somebody enforced them.
00:16:1119, 20...
00:16:12Well, as my mother used to say,
00:16:14each to their own, said the old lady, as she kissed the cow.
00:16:28Perverts are taking over this neighborhood.
00:16:30Ugh, Mr. Mailman, as of next week, we're not carrying the girly magazines no more.
00:16:37That's a shame.
00:16:39Makes me sick to see government employees looking at that filth, Marge.
00:16:43And on taxpayers' time yet.
00:16:45That's why the mail's late.
00:16:47Yeah, and the post office has the nerve to raise the price of a stamp.
00:16:50While mailmen are beating off everywhere.
00:16:52I found a used condom in my backyard.
00:16:57You think that's bad?
00:16:59Somebody wrote the word boner on our parking lot wall last night.
00:17:03We've got to do something, Marge.
00:17:05People have got to know how bad things are getting.
00:17:12It's no wonder I got to take heart pills.
00:17:14I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year.
00:17:19That's a lie.
00:17:20People would be raw if that was true.
00:17:22I'll be at your meeting, all right, with bells on.
00:17:25You have AAA batteries?
00:17:28I certainly do.
00:17:33You sure these are the right ones?
00:17:36You want me to take them out?
00:17:40No, I guess I'll buy them.
00:17:42Well, get down there, mother, and start scarfing.
00:17:45What the hell?
00:17:47Holy Jesus, thank you.
00:17:49For Christ's sake, I'm moving to Tarsen.
00:17:51Hartford Road, where life is cheap, only you can prevent fornication.
00:17:56Yeah, sure.
00:17:57You see, Marge, people in the neighborhood have had it.
00:18:00It wasn't this bad in the 60s.
00:18:02You're right.
00:18:03Someone left a dildo in my neighbor's wishing well, right on her front lawn.
00:18:09People are just ignorant everywhere.
00:18:13Morning, McGiffle.
00:18:15What's good about a morning with dildos in it?
00:18:17Amen to that.
00:18:19My husband's on Viagra.
00:18:21Oh, you poor thing.
00:18:23Every minute he wants it.
00:18:25He has no right to be that hard.
00:18:27I'm Viagra.
00:18:27Aggravated, and I'm not going to take it anymore.
00:18:41Feeling better, huh?
00:18:45Mail here for Ursula Utters.
00:18:53My name is Caprice, and she's got shingles.
00:18:56Our daughter doesn't really participate in the mail these days.
00:18:59I'll take the fan mail to her, Warren.
00:19:01Don't you worry.
00:19:03You should be ashamed of yourself, Mr. Mailman.
00:19:06Ashamed of what, Big Apple?
00:19:07Well, damn.
00:19:11I could deliver that one.
00:19:14Oh, keep it up.
00:19:15I'm going to call the postmaster general, if he's not whacking off, and report your potty mouth.
00:19:22Sex addicts are everywhere, Soggy.
00:19:24You want to have funch?
00:19:26What's funch, honey?
00:19:28Fucking after lunch.
00:19:30Funch, huh?
00:19:35Come on, this must be my lucky day.
00:19:38Oh, spaghetti.
00:19:40Yeah, sure, we're going to put it up.
00:19:41Where do you two think you're going?
00:19:43It's not safe out.
00:19:45People are shaving their crotches as we speak.
00:19:48There is pubic hair in the air everywhere.
00:19:50We're having a decency rally, and I think you two need to be there.
00:19:54Yeah.
00:20:00What kind of station is that?
00:20:14A good one.
00:20:17Feeling frisky, huh?
00:20:19Mm-hmm.
00:20:20Let's open one of Caprice's fan letters.
00:20:23That's her personal mail.
00:20:26Oh, look!
00:20:28It's from the mailman.
00:20:29He sent Caprice a photo of his penis.
00:20:32Oh, hot mess.
00:20:33He what?
00:20:35Are you kidding me?
00:20:36Give me the picture.
00:20:37Okay.
00:20:37Give me the picture.
00:20:38I'm not kidding around.
00:20:42This is disgusting.
00:20:44Well, he's got a big one.
00:20:45What kind of talk is that?
00:20:47They're all photos of the mailman's unit.
00:20:50I'm calling the cops.
00:20:52Yes, sir.
00:20:53A real arse opener.
00:20:55Stop it, Sylvia.
00:20:56Pink steel.
00:20:58Hm.
00:20:59What's the matter with you?
00:21:00Hey, Vaughn.
00:21:01Feel like yodeling in the canyon.
00:21:06We have to visit my mother, remember?
00:21:07Oh, come on.
00:21:08You wanted to earlier.
00:21:10Well, not that I didn't.
00:21:12Come on, Vaughn.
00:21:14Discover the oyster.
00:21:16Honey, this is Pinewood happening.
00:21:17We live here.
00:21:18Can't we wait till we get back to the house?
00:21:20Go way down south in Dixie.
00:21:22All right, all right.
00:21:23Just keep a lookout.
00:21:25Okay.
00:21:25Oh, that's what I call sneezing in the cabbage.
00:21:40Harford Road, let's all band together.
00:21:49Warm dogs are everywhere.
00:21:51Pretty soon they'll be living next door.
00:21:53Decency.
00:21:54That's all I'm asking for.
00:21:57Decency.
00:22:04Decency's fine, but diversity in a neighborhood is a good thing, too.
00:22:09This isn't diversity, it's depravity.
00:22:12On my way over here, I saw a man performing oral sex on a lady in a car in broad daylight.
00:22:21Lesbians have taken over the softball field.
00:22:24So?
00:22:25Lesbians are good neighbors.
00:22:26We need to start by teaching tolerance in our own homes.
00:22:29Some guy was playing with himself near me in the movies.
00:22:32You saying that's normal?
00:22:34His crotch was shaved.
00:22:38These are isolated incidents.
00:22:40No, they're not.
00:22:42Look, I'm not a prude.
00:22:43I'm married to an Italian.
00:22:45But I am disgusted.
00:22:47I live near what they call the bear house.
00:22:51Last night, hairy, overweight men who call themselves bears were having sex outside the house.
00:22:58My children heard them.
00:23:00Mommy, what's that noise?
00:23:01They actually asked me.
00:23:03I raced outside, clapping my hands loudly, and I yelled,
00:23:07No blowjobs!
00:23:09And they just laughed.
00:23:11Some of them even growled at me.
00:23:13Oh, no!
00:23:16Today, somebody called me a neuter.
00:23:19And you know what?
00:23:20I didn't mind.
00:23:21If neuter means normal, I'll say it loud.
00:23:24I am Marge the neuter, and I'm proud!
00:23:27Is that right?
00:23:28We're all neuters, and we'll never, never be not normal!
00:23:42You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about.
00:23:50You do the hokey pokey, and you turn yourself around.
00:23:54That's what it's all about.
00:23:56Right arm.
00:23:57You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out, you put your right arm in, and then you shake it all about.
00:24:05Left arm.
00:24:12You put your left arm in, you put your left arm out, you put your left arm in, and then you shake it all about.
00:24:20You do the hokey pokey, and then you shake it all about.
00:24:24That's what it's all about.
00:24:26Right elbow.
00:24:27You put your right elbow in, you put your right arm out, you put your right arm in, and then you shake it all about.
00:24:35You do the hokey pokey, and then you shake it all about.
00:24:41Left elbow.
00:24:42You put your left elbow in, you put your left arm out, you put your left arm out, you put your left elbow in, and then you shake it all about.
00:24:50You put your left arm out, you put your left arm out, you put your left arm out, you put your right arm in, and then you shake it all about.
00:25:05You do the hokey pokey, and then you shake it all about.
00:25:12Right hip.
00:25:12You put your right hip in, you put your right arm out, you put your right hip in, and then you shake it all about.
00:25:20You do the hokey pokey, and then you turn yourself around, and then that's what it's all about.
00:25:27Left hip.
00:25:28You put your left hip in, you put your left hip out
00:25:32You put your left hip in and you shake it all about
00:25:35Whole self
00:25:43You put your whole self in, you put your whole self out
00:25:47You put your whole self in and you shake it all about
00:25:51You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
00:25:54You put your back side in, you put your back side out
00:26:02You put your back side in and you shake it all about
00:26:06You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
00:26:10That's what it's all about
00:26:12Oh, my God!
00:26:14Hawkey, Hawkey, Hawkey, Hawkey.
00:26:18Hawkey, Hawkey, Hawkey, Hawkey.
00:26:35Sylvia!
00:26:38Oh, my God!
00:26:42Bye!
00:27:12Come on, come on.
00:27:42Come on.
00:28:12Come on.
00:28:42Come on, come on.
00:29:12Hey, lady, you can't change your clothes in here.
00:29:23Why not?
00:29:24Because I said so.
00:29:25What's up, Juan?
00:29:30What are you doing?
00:29:33Can I get up front?
00:29:38No, you can't.
00:29:39Come on.
00:29:40You can leave the meter running.
00:29:41Stay in the back.
00:29:42Oh, come on.
00:29:43I want some action off me, lady.
00:29:46Hey, you can't do that stuff in here.
00:29:50Get out.
00:29:52Is this cap free?
00:29:53Sure is, tiger.
00:29:55Hey, hey.
00:29:56Hey.
00:29:57Go.
00:30:00What the hell was that?
00:30:09Yeah.
00:30:10You traitor.
00:30:13That's right.
00:30:14Spread the word.
00:30:15You bet, Big Apple.
00:30:16Put the pink ones on the cars.
00:30:20Put the yellow ones on the houses.
00:30:22Put that on the windshield.
00:30:25Don't stop till you get to the end of the block.
00:30:27You left him in the room.
00:30:31He will never, ever leave you with your heart.
00:30:35Who is it?
00:30:36It's Big Apple.
00:30:40We're having a decency rally.
00:30:42You better start your own backyard then.
00:30:44I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks' home.
00:30:50She what?
00:30:51That's not true.
00:30:52My daughter's a good girl.
00:30:54She hates sex.
00:30:57I have to go.
00:31:02Wait.
00:31:07Here, what are you?
00:31:11What the hell?
00:31:14What the hell?
00:31:21There's a blood.
00:31:23It's cute.
00:31:24It's me, Sylvia, and I need full service.
00:31:39I knew you'd find us, Sylvia.
00:31:44Don't be afraid.
00:31:46We've all had accidental concussions just like you.
00:31:50You have?
00:31:50Yeah.
00:31:51Mine was from the faulty hood of a customer's car that collapsed on my head while I was changing the oil.
00:32:01And now, I guide other head injury sufferers to the final dawn of sexual awakening.
00:32:09You've been sent to help us.
00:32:10I have?
00:32:12We're all sex addicts, and we've been waiting for you.
00:32:15But why?
00:32:16Because you can lead us to an erotic orgasm we've never experienced.
00:32:21I can't.
00:32:23I promise you I can't.
00:32:24I'm Loose Linda.
00:32:26I fucked the entire Hartford Road Police Department.
00:32:30It's nice to meet you, Loose Linda.
00:32:34Until you've hit your head, you can never really feel the power you get from sex.
00:32:39My name is Pawpaw.
00:32:41I'm on bush patrol.
00:32:42I hope we can have sex one day.
00:32:45I'd like that, Sylvia.
00:32:49I knew you'd come.
00:32:52You're number 12.
00:32:53Number 12 what?
00:32:55All in good time.
00:32:56Dave, is that you?
00:33:06We call him Dengie Dave, and he's number three.
00:33:09Don't worry, Mrs. Stickles.
00:33:11You'll understand soon.
00:33:13Dengie Dave's lucky.
00:33:14He's into mysophilia.
00:33:16It's a sexual attraction to dirt.
00:33:18He thought it was new.
00:33:19But it wasn't.
00:33:20Dirt worships have been around long before my accident.
00:33:24I just didn't know.
00:33:28Ray Ray has helped me understand my hypersexuality.
00:33:33And he cured me of my herpes.
00:33:37Like a miracle.
00:33:39Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:33:41We don't say the M word around here.
00:33:43Um, Mrs. Stickles.
00:33:47May I, uh, be your vacuum cleaner?
00:33:50Well, I'm new to this, but I'll, I'll try.
00:33:53Okay.
00:34:07It's like Noah's Ark around here.
00:34:09There's one of every perversion.
00:34:11But, alas, it's all been done.
00:34:16Brace yourself, Sylvia.
00:34:17Got company.
00:34:21Officer Alvin.
00:34:24I'm an adult baby, Sylvia.
00:34:27You want to be my mommy?
00:34:29Adult babies are into age regression.
00:34:31They intensely eroticize being infants.
00:34:34Sometimes they like to be burped.
00:34:36I'm a big boy.
00:34:37And I'm beyond the law.
00:34:41Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
00:34:43As you grow to embrace your concussion, you'll learn to accept anything sexual as long as
00:34:48it's safe, consensual, and doesn't harm others.
00:34:51You want to powder my chafed butt?
00:34:54I would, but I'm supposed to help Ray Ray think up a new sex act.
00:34:59Maybe later.
00:35:00Number five, six, and seven.
00:35:06You may know us as neighbors, Sylvia, but in this world, we're into human sandwiches.
00:35:13One day we hope you'll be our lettuce.
00:35:16You already know about my priority penis.
00:35:22Whoever thought it would be you.
00:35:25Come on and meet the three bears.
00:35:30We're husky, we're hairy, we're homosexual, and out of the second closet.
00:35:35And we can cuddle all night.
00:35:38Oh, yeah.
00:35:40Oh!
00:35:40That's some grism.
00:35:42Oh!
00:35:48Ever hear of splashing?
00:35:51I only had my concussion this morning.
00:35:54It's okay.
00:35:54It's an English fetish.
00:35:56Splashing is the erotic urge to dump food in your private area.
00:36:04Oh!
00:36:05I'm Missy Melinda, and our bushes will burn together.
00:36:10And of course you know, fat buck Frank.
00:36:12Mrs. Stickles, go home and free your daughter.
00:36:19She's one of us and needs to be here now.
00:36:27I'm number 11.
00:36:31Number 11.
00:36:35Oh, my God.
00:36:44I'm the 12th apostle?
00:36:47Say it prime.
00:36:47If you say it out loud, you might disappear.
00:36:50No, no, no.
00:36:51I'm just Sylvia Stickles.
00:36:52I'm a horny woman with a head injury.
00:36:54I do not...
00:36:55I know you are, and we're going to do something about that.
00:36:59Ray Ray is a sex saint, and he's got powers.
00:37:04Amen to that.
00:37:05I've got a heart on of gold, and my tongue is on fire.
00:37:22Oh, and I've got hot pants, Ray Ray.
00:37:24We're all in the heat.
00:37:25And as you know, Sylvia is a cunnilingus bottom.
00:37:30Yes.
00:37:31Who wants to eat her out?
00:37:36Let's go sexing!
00:37:38Christ, how many houses do I got to go to?
00:37:47Who is it?
00:37:49It's Big Ethel from up the parking bay.
00:37:51We're having a decency rally tomorrow.
00:37:53We want all neuters to be there.
00:37:58What's a neuter?
00:37:59It's a normal person who's fed up with perversion.
00:38:02Sign me up, then.
00:38:03Tonight, a woman in my cab tried to grab my nutsack.
00:38:06Oh, it's a sick world.
00:38:11I don't know how it started.
00:38:13I don't know what I did.
00:38:15But there's a gal who's chasing me who really flipped a lid.
00:38:18I call my eager paper, baby.
00:38:21Ooh!
00:38:22Eager paper, baby.
00:38:24Was that Sylvia Stickles?
00:38:25I think it was.
00:38:26What on earth?
00:38:27I don't know, but it's a dirty shame.
00:38:30Well, what am I going to do with that eager beaver, baby, of mine?
00:38:43Oh, hello, Vaughn.
00:38:47Hello, Betty.
00:38:49Have you seen my wife?
00:38:51Come on in.
00:38:51No, I can't.
00:38:55Sylvia seems to be missing.
00:38:56I was with her earlier, but...
00:38:58Maybe she's getting lucky.
00:39:00Harford Road is wall these days.
00:39:04Ooh.
00:39:18Hey, hey!
00:39:19Come on!
00:39:20Hold that.
00:39:20Hold that.
00:39:22Hold that.
00:39:25Hold that.
00:39:56I see you, Sylvia Stipples, showing your puny patch to the bus driver.
00:40:13You should move downtown where you belong, you whore.
00:40:19End of the line.
00:40:26Okay, Buster, turn off the motor.
00:40:37Me?
00:40:38Yeah.
00:40:39Yes.
00:40:42Yes, bam!
00:40:44Ow.
00:40:45What are you doing in there?
00:40:57Vaughn, where's my daughter?
00:40:58I don't know, Big Ethel.
00:40:59I can't find her.
00:41:00Oh, don't go in there!
00:41:02Bears live here!
00:41:03Big fat, hairy fags with dicks!
00:41:06Hi, I'm Calpatty.
00:41:12I'm Vaughn, I live up the street, and I'm looking for my wife, Sylvia.
00:41:15I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this bear cave.
00:41:19I'm a bear hag, and we call this...
00:41:22Bear Soup!
00:41:23Wow, a tranny bear!
00:41:32Come on in!
00:41:35Police!
00:41:36Get out of here, monkey bird!
00:41:39That way!
00:41:40It's OK!
00:42:07It's OK!
00:42:08My gal is red hot
00:42:13Your gal ain't doodle as fuck
00:42:15Yeah!
00:42:16My gal is red hot
00:42:18Your gal ain't doodle as fuck
00:42:19Go, baby, go!
00:42:21Shake those things!
00:42:22Good man, she's really got a lot
00:42:24Mother, what's the matter?
00:42:30Nothing, honey.
00:42:31I just wanted to have a little mother-daughter chat.
00:42:34I'm so sorry I spoke so harshly about your vagina this morning.
00:42:39It's all right.
00:42:41Where did you get the outfit, Mother?
00:42:43Oh, you like it?
00:42:44It's my new apostle look.
00:42:47Oh, you've got family.
00:42:51The mailman's got a big Johnson, doesn't he?
00:42:55Mother!
00:42:56Well, your father's got a big one, too.
00:42:59Oh, God, you are freaking me out.
00:43:01I was with fat fuck Frank this afternoon.
00:43:03He seems to really like your tits.
00:43:05Is he hung?
00:43:08He's about average.
00:43:10Tell me, Ursula.
00:43:12Because that's the name you like to use, isn't it?
00:43:15Yes, it is, Mother.
00:43:17I know that fat fuck Frank is a tit man,
00:43:21but does he ever, well, you know,
00:43:24whistle in the dark?
00:43:27Yes, he does.
00:43:29Yes, thank you for asking.
00:43:33Oh, my God.
00:43:35You have met Ray Ray.
00:43:38Oh, Mother!
00:43:39Oh!
00:43:42Oh!
00:43:46Poster.
00:43:48It's not like my wife, you just walk away.
00:43:51She was probably kidnapped by sex fiends.
00:43:53We got orgies going on.
00:43:56Perverts walking around.
00:43:58Do something.
00:43:59I am doing something.
00:44:01Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
00:44:03Bouncy, bouncy.
00:44:05Boo-boo, boo-boo, mama.
00:44:07Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ba-da.
00:44:08Boo-boo, mama.
00:44:09This isn't California.
00:44:11It's Hartford Road.
00:44:13Baby, just shame this balls.
00:44:15You want to see them?
00:44:15Oh!
00:44:17I'm a sex addict.
00:44:41An exhibitionist.
00:44:43And I'm your daughter.
00:44:47Oh, Ursula.
00:44:50Ever since my concussion,
00:44:52I've learned so much about arrows.
00:44:56I'm a sex addict, too.
00:44:58I'm a cunnilingus bottom.
00:45:01And I'm your mother.
00:45:03I tried to tell you about my maypole accident
00:45:06when I was 11.
00:45:08But you never listened.
00:45:11Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:45:14I'll make it up to you, Ursula.
00:45:15I promise.
00:45:18Let's go down to the Holiday House
00:45:20and fuck the whole bar.
00:45:24Okay, Mom.
00:45:27Let's go sexy!
00:45:29Come on.
00:45:50I am coming as fast as I can.
00:45:52Well, I was driving down I-95 the other night.
00:46:11Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
00:46:14I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad.
00:46:17So I wrote a song about them instead.
00:46:19It goes like this.
00:46:23Were you born an asshole?
00:46:27Or did you work it in your whole life?
00:46:32Either way, it's worked out fine.
00:46:35But you're an asshole tonight.
00:46:38Or did you do any good stuff?
00:46:49Osirala!
00:46:57Ericula!
00:46:58Ericula!
00:46:59Ericula!
00:47:00Ericula!
00:47:01Ericula!
00:47:02Ericsula!
00:47:04Ericula!
00:47:05You're calling, bitch!
00:47:06You're calling, bitch!
00:47:06You're calling, bitch!
00:50:49You're a freak.
00:51:01Prozac can lower the libido
00:51:04And stymie the sexual fantasies of many female patients
00:51:07And then finally, finally
00:51:09We can schedule you for a breast reduction operation
00:51:12No, I don't want to be neuter
00:51:15Maybe she's right
00:51:17Sex addicts are everywhere
00:51:18And soon they're going to discover a new sex act
00:51:21I'm supposed to help them
00:51:23It will pass, Sylvia
00:51:24No, but there's this guy named Ray Ray
00:51:27And he's their leader
00:51:28And he ate me out
00:51:30You let strangers
00:51:34Put their germ-filled mouths on your uterus
00:51:36Sylvia
00:51:38Dr. Arlington told me about these meetings
00:51:41Yeah, they're for people like you
00:51:43Honey
00:51:45The whole family's going to go, Sylvia
00:51:47But we're not telling anybody
00:51:50Sylvia
00:51:53Got a heart on a goal
00:52:01And my tongue is on fire
00:52:04Let's go, Saxon
00:52:07Sylvia
00:52:11Stay on this side
00:52:14You had a concussion on it
00:52:18No, Caprice
00:52:28You know it doesn't work that way
00:52:32It has to be an accident
00:52:34Who is the greatest
00:52:38For real fantasy
00:52:40Please
00:52:45I beg of you
00:52:48Help me to keep my sexual sobriety
00:52:51You take care of me
00:52:52Don't listen
00:52:53wanna learn
00:52:54Why not
00:52:54Why not
00:52:56he thể
00:53:03you
00:53:03Whoo whoo
00:53:05Oh, oh, oh.
00:53:35Oh, oh, oh.
00:54:05And let the sun shine in.
00:54:09So let the sun shine in.
00:54:14Face it with a grin.
00:54:17Open up your heart and let the sun shine in.
00:54:22Sex.
00:54:23My name is Paige.
00:54:27I'm from Ruxton, and I'm a sex addict.
00:54:30My drug of choice, frottage.
00:54:32The sexual rubbing up on unsuspecting citizens.
00:54:36Excuse me, I'd say, while I grind my crotch
00:54:39into an unsuspecting passenger on a crowded airplane.
00:54:43Halt!
00:54:44Hungry!
00:54:44Angry!
00:54:45Lonely!
00:54:46Tired!
00:54:49Hello.
00:54:50I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict.
00:54:52I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.
00:54:59I'm Sylvia's husband, Vaughn, and I'm trying to understand.
00:55:04And this is my daughter, Caprice.
00:55:06Yeah.
00:55:07And Prozac saved my life.
00:55:10I'm Big Ethel, and don't get any ideas.
00:55:12I'm normal.
00:55:13Hello.
00:55:14I'm Tony the Tickler, and I was a tickle tub.
00:55:17And that's nothing to laugh at.
00:55:19We're the Stickles family, and it's nice to be here.
00:55:24Excuse me, I'd say, for the hundredth time.
00:55:27This is Luanne and Larry.
00:55:29We were into Roman showers.
00:55:31Vomiting on each other is foreplay.
00:55:33But that doesn't come up anymore.
00:55:35No siree.
00:55:36A higher power saved us.
00:55:38I want these people arrested and punished
00:55:40to the full extent of the law.
00:55:41Let me lead you to recovery.
00:55:44Once a man on jury duty complained that I rode his knee
00:55:48when we filed in to announce the verdict.
00:55:50But I denied it to the judge.
00:55:52Sex addicts learn to lie.
00:55:55Deny!
00:55:56Don't even know I am lying!
00:56:00They call me Dora.
00:56:02And I'm a chronic masturbator.
00:56:05I've been sober only two weeks now.
00:56:08I'm Sylvia, and I've hit bottom.
00:56:12Day in and day out.
00:56:14Finally, someone reported me to a security guard,
00:56:17and I was arrested.
00:56:18I would hope so.
00:56:19We don't judge others here, madam.
00:56:22Progress, not perfection.
00:56:24Sex addicts, your meetings are my life.
00:56:31Thank you so much.
00:56:34Paul's hungry, angry, lonely, tired.
00:56:38Let go.
00:56:39All this yelling's giving me a Swedish headache.
00:56:42You know what I mean?
00:56:44Orny.
00:56:45This woman's queen.
00:56:48Nothing the matter with beating the beaver once in a while.
00:56:53Hello.
00:56:54I'm Paige, and I'm a sex addict.
00:56:56I'm Sylvia, and I can't control my axis of evil.
00:57:01Let me be your sponsor, Sylvia.
00:57:05I'm so ashamed.
00:57:07Admit to God you are a whore.
00:57:10I'm a whore.
00:57:11Make a list of all the people you fucked,
00:57:13and apologize to their parents.
00:57:16My name is Mr. Payday,
00:57:18and I'm here for a little scat chat.
00:57:22A payday is an unflushed turd, hence my name.
00:57:27I used to defecate in public restrooms up and down Hartford Road,
00:57:31and never flush the toilet.
00:57:34That was him?
00:57:35But my life of turd abuse didn't stop there.
00:57:37Oh, no.
00:57:38I started doing upper deckers,
00:57:41shitting in the top tank of the toilet,
00:57:44where no one would ever look to find the odor.
00:57:46I can certainly judge that.
00:57:49Progress, not perfection.
00:57:53It really means a lot.
00:57:54Hi.
00:57:56My name is Caprice,
00:57:58and I am a sex addict.
00:58:00I used to be known as Ursula Utters,
00:58:06but let me tell you,
00:58:08Ursula Utters is utterly over.
00:58:11I'm on Prozac now,
00:58:13and I am a new woman.
00:58:18Halt.
00:58:19Hungry.
00:58:20Angry.
00:58:21Ever jerk off when one of your hands is asleep?
00:58:25No.
00:58:25Look, please.
00:58:26I'm a neuter.
00:58:27You should try it.
00:58:29Feels like somebody else is doing it.
00:58:31I have defied nature.
00:58:33And now I must pay the price.
00:58:35Ever take a roofie?
00:58:37No.
00:58:38Me neither.
00:58:39I'm afraid I'd stay home
00:58:41and day-rape myself all night long.
00:58:44That I will get a breast reduction operation.
00:58:48Yes, I will.
00:58:49Yes.
00:58:50I promise.
00:58:51Yes.
00:58:52Amen.
00:58:54And I will never be nude again.
00:58:59Yes.
00:59:01Yes.
00:59:05Uh, my name is Sylvia,
00:59:12and I, too, am a sex addict.
00:59:15But I'm not dirty anymore.
00:59:21That's right, Sylvia.
00:59:23You know how long your poor dead father had to wait?
00:59:25It was a long, hard road to this vagina.
00:59:30We must warn others in the concussion community
00:59:34that a head injury
00:59:36is not an excuse for debauchery.
00:59:39Yay!
00:59:40Woo!
00:59:40Woo!
00:59:41Right, Sylvia.
00:59:44But your vagina belongs to eternity, Sylvia Stickles.
00:59:48Yes.
00:59:49Be gone, Beelzebub.
00:59:51Let my mother's pussy be.
00:59:54I'm not your filthy apostle.
00:59:56No, sir.
00:59:58No.
00:59:58I'm not number anything.
01:00:01He's a fraud.
01:00:03Remember Jim Jones?
01:00:04Remember people's tumble?
01:00:06He's a sex addict.
01:00:07A filthy, controlling pervert who wants your soul.
01:00:10It's all mumbo jumbo.
01:00:12He's just a filthy man.
01:00:14Sex addicts, you are the chosen people.
01:00:16Help us uncover nature's secrets.
01:00:19All horny, animal, lustful, tinnies.
01:00:24Seduce your sponsor.
01:00:29One fuck at a time.
01:00:30Intimacy, evils, and animals.
01:00:32Your confidence is stressful.
01:00:34What's the matter with you people?
01:00:35You're wasting valuable sex time.
01:00:38Your cunt is like a charity.
01:00:40You must give and give and give.
01:00:45I'm slipping.
01:00:47I'm slipping.
01:00:49Recovery is regression.
01:00:51It will never pass.
01:00:54No, no, no.
01:00:55Don't go completely.
01:00:56Don't stay with your family.
01:00:58Don't listen to your family.
01:01:00I know what to do.
01:01:02I know what to do.
01:01:03I know what to do.
01:01:04I know what to do.
01:01:05I know what to do.
01:01:06I know what to do.
01:01:09Concussion sufferers, find the new orgasm.
01:01:13We will all be supernatural.
01:01:15It's out there.
01:01:16I have to do this.
01:01:20We all die.
01:01:21There is no higher power.
01:01:24Breaking sex.
01:01:26David, get out of here.
01:01:28Stop it.
01:01:29I'm a liar.
01:01:31Let no sex act.
01:01:33Get fired, David.
01:01:35And no unemployment, neither.
01:01:36It's okay.
01:01:38This is sex.
01:01:39There is a beautiful woman here tonight named Sylvia who can reveal a secret.
01:01:44And that woman is my wife.
01:01:46Fine.
01:01:47Let us show you eternal sexual satisfaction.
01:01:50We love you.
01:01:52Whatever you do, don't call it love.
01:02:06Let's go sexing.
01:02:09You heard me?
01:02:11Hit it.
01:02:12Go.
01:02:13Go.
01:02:13Spread it.
01:02:14I'm a brain with a little burning bad.
01:02:17There's no such thing as bad sex.
01:02:19Everybody's good and bad.
01:02:21Burning up like a paper cup.
01:02:25I'm on fire.
01:02:26I'm on fire.
01:02:29Come on.
01:02:31Go, baby.
01:02:32Go, baby.
01:02:33Go, baby.
01:02:33Go, baby.
01:02:34Go, baby.
01:02:36Go, baby.
01:02:36Go, baby.
01:02:38Go, baby.
01:02:42I'm on fire.
01:02:45The shock of each world of still being alive.
01:02:48You got the devil in your cervix.
01:02:59That's what you got.
01:03:05Come home to my penis where you belong.
01:03:07I can't, Vaughn.
01:03:09I'm a libertine.
01:03:10I say no to sexual addiction.
01:03:13Look at a yeast infection.
01:03:14Now is the time for a home invasion.
01:03:18He's the time for a home invasion.
01:03:28Oh, yeah.
01:03:29I know He's out of my guts.
01:03:31Oh,رة!
01:03:33Oh, his pop-up doesn't pop up any more.
01:03:35Somebody.
01:03:36I'll give him pills.
01:03:37Nobody gave him pills.
01:03:39I'll give him pills.
01:03:40I'll muskens on us.
01:03:42We're gonna make a nice sauce right here okay who wants to fuck me I do
01:04:12how I know the Bible tells me so the Bible tells him good to your enemies and the blessed Lord you'll surely please how do I know the Bible tells me so the Bible tells him don't worry about tomorrow just be real good today the Lord is right beside me
01:04:42all right everybody come on in that's right everybody and thank you so much thank you so much for coming out tonight we couldn't be doing this without you move up everybody okay now parents talk to your children tell them how repulsive sex is you better and kids tell your mom and dad the truth second base isn't just feeling up a bra strap anymore
01:05:10no it's a blowjob
01:05:12teenagers everywhere come on join the neuter resistance we're not here protesting anything tonight are we neuters
01:05:25no we're for something
01:05:29that's right we're for the end of tolerance
01:05:35tolerance went too far and we all know it
01:05:40no more tolerance no more tolerance no more tolerance no more tolerance
01:05:48hurry freak hey feel like blowing some tunes come on don't be shy what's the matter with you hey
01:05:58I'm Sylvia stickles I'm Sylvia stickles and I've got to itch
01:06:02oh
01:06:04oh
01:06:06oh
01:06:08oh
01:06:10oh
01:06:12oh
01:06:14oh
01:06:16oh
01:06:18oh
01:06:20oh
01:06:22oh
01:06:32oh
01:06:33oh
01:06:35oh
01:06:36oh
01:06:36we're
01:06:37oh
01:06:39tutti
01:06:41oh
01:06:43oh
01:06:45oh
01:06:46i'm
01:06:46are
01:06:51No, you're not, motherfucker!
01:06:54Whoa!
01:06:56Get your ass in here now!
01:06:58Get out of here! Come on, beat it, Shulvia!
01:07:14Fuck you, tranquilizers!
01:07:21It's all right. Ray Ray's gonna be all better, right?
01:07:27You betrayed me!
01:07:29No, I'm back. I just had a relapse.
01:07:32Heretics!
01:07:34Because of you, I can't have sex.
01:07:36It's not our fault. We're sorry.
01:07:39Try this. Face the nation.
01:07:41No!
01:07:43Help me.
01:07:46I wanna be horny. You will be.
01:07:49Concentrate.
01:07:51Did you know sex is even infiltrating the economy?
01:07:55Experts estimate at least 15,000 Americans are masturbating at work right this minute.
01:08:02Masturbation is costing American business.
01:08:06Come back, Caprice.
01:08:08Get out. This is a neuter establishment.
01:08:11We don't serve Ray Ray's people here.
01:08:14Don't get a breast reduction, Ursula.
01:08:16Fat fuck Frank will die!
01:08:18Oh, his spiritual life is already dead!
01:08:20But it's coming!
01:08:22No, it isn't!
01:08:24There is no new sex act!
01:08:26The resurrection is about to happen!
01:08:28Oh, God! You're crazy!
01:08:30This is Tuesday night! This is Harford Road!
01:08:33This is a school night!
01:08:41Ladies, let's start over.
01:08:44Have you heard about vaginal restoration?
01:08:47Any gynecologist can do it.
01:08:49The hymen is sewn back together!
01:08:53Oh!
01:08:54Hey!
01:08:55We're in a room. Not in here, huh?
01:08:56What are you doing? Get the hell out of my door!
01:08:58It's just coming inside.
01:08:59Oh, look! Get this creep out of here!
01:09:02I can't!
01:09:03Right now! I want you out of here!
01:09:04What?
01:09:05What?
01:09:06Oh!
01:09:07On top of spaghetti!
01:09:08On top of spaghetti!
01:09:09On top of spaghetti!
01:09:10Oh!
01:09:11Covered with cheese!
01:09:12Oh!
01:09:13Oh!
01:09:14Use a napkin, you freak!
01:09:15I lost my poor meatball!
01:09:16I lost my poor meatball!
01:09:18I lost my poor meatball!
01:09:19When somebody...
01:09:20Oh!
01:09:21When somebody...
01:09:22Oh!
01:09:23Oh!
01:09:24Oh!
01:09:25Oh!
01:09:27Oh!
01:09:28There are everywhere!
01:09:29They're in the bushes!
01:09:30Dad!
01:09:31Somebody's licking our tires!
01:09:33I mean, don't look at him!
01:09:34Hey!
01:09:35Pervert!
01:09:36Leave our family alone!
01:09:37He'll get back to the car!
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:39Come on!
01:09:40Let's just get out of here!
01:09:41Oh!
01:09:42Oh!
01:09:43Oh!
01:09:44Ever hear of helicoptering?
01:09:45Whipping someone's face with your erect penis?
01:09:48Wap! Wap! Wap!
01:09:49Gold hat!
01:09:50Shrimping!
01:09:51Everybody licks toes!
01:09:52Dromboning!
01:09:53Jacking off when you're taking a crap!
01:09:54I did that during the Reagan administration.
01:09:57Try some vitamins.
01:09:59Yeah.
01:10:03I need to satisfy someone!
01:10:07Oh!
01:10:08Yeah!
01:10:09Yeah!
01:10:10Oh!
01:10:11Oh!
01:10:12Oh!
01:10:13Oh!
01:10:14Tell me a story!
01:10:16Tell me a story!
01:10:18Tell me a story!
01:10:20Remember what you said!
01:10:22You promised me you said you would!
01:10:24You gotta give in so I'll be good!
01:10:26Tell me a story!
01:10:27Yes!
01:10:28Mommy's drying dishes so that pretty little baby will have clean play plates when we move
01:10:32to our new house!
01:10:33Oh!
01:10:34Oh!
01:10:35Oh!
01:10:36Oh!
01:10:37Oh!
01:10:38Oh!
01:10:39Oh!
01:10:40Mama!
01:10:41Mama!
01:10:42Huh?
01:10:43werue!
01:10:44There by the chair!
01:10:45Now that worry, not a care, along comes Junior-
01:10:46Hing, is little ao Matty-
01:10:47Podcast say whatever zombies has been done.
01:10:57cing!
01:10:58Come on!
01:10:59You're the cunnilingus concussion king!
01:11:00Am I?
01:11:01Am I?
01:11:02So many vaginas.
01:11:03So little tiny.
01:11:04I try and do good work.
01:11:05Sometimes chocolate helps.
01:11:07Oh!
01:11:08Give me the green one!
01:11:09Boy, those fuckers work.
01:11:12I managed to cop some Spanish flies down on the block.
01:11:16Oh, that's some good shit.
01:11:18Felcher.
01:11:19Done it.
01:11:19Hitting your red wings?
01:11:20I got them.
01:11:21Plate job?
01:11:22Over and under.
01:11:24Blossoms.
01:11:25Don't want them.
01:11:26Ever try these?
01:11:27Damn, Viagra.
01:11:29And I'm already there.
01:11:39Astral orgasm.
01:11:45Reaching an out-of-body state through sexual arousal.
01:12:03Let's go sexist!
01:12:09Come on.
01:12:12You can't do that inside.
01:12:14Take it outside.
01:12:14There'll be a lot of fun.
01:12:15Yeah, I'm looking forward to get blowed.
01:12:17We don't have that.
01:12:21You are.
01:12:22Get off me.
01:12:23I'm straight.
01:12:24Sell spaghetti till you get it heated up.
01:12:26I tell you, this virginal operation works.
01:12:29Even the most skeptical man will be convinced.
01:12:31You're what I'd call a pity fuck.
01:12:33The restored virgin fills a gelatin capsule with blood
01:12:37and inserts it into her vagina just before intercourse.
01:12:40You're all crazy.
01:12:42When she has sex for the first time, the hymen will pop.
01:12:45You'll be a virgin for the second time.
01:12:48Leave us alone.
01:12:49Help!
01:12:52Hey!
01:12:53Hey!
01:12:54Call the National Guard.
01:12:55To hell with Hartford Rose.
01:12:56We're moving back to D.C. where we belong.
01:12:59Frank, call them off!
01:13:00But, Ursula, they're hotter than a fresh fuck box in a forest fire.
01:13:03You know that.
01:13:04I am pure now, Fat Blank Frank.
01:13:06I am a neuter.
01:13:08Just let them puppies loose, honey.
01:13:10I have faced the beast of lust, and I have won.
01:13:13Besides, my back hurts.
01:13:16I get rashes.
01:13:18Simple chores bother me.
01:13:19I would like to sleep on my stomach, if you don't mind.
01:13:23Please, Ursula.
01:13:25Let's go sexin'.
01:13:27N-O spells no.
01:13:28This is just that kind of place.
01:13:30Lady!
01:13:31Lady!
01:13:31Oh, erotic asphyxiation.
01:13:39Oh, you ought to try it.
01:13:40Oh, let me in.
01:13:41Come on, you know you want it.
01:13:42Get away.
01:13:43We're not going to...
01:13:43We're married.
01:13:44We don't want anything.
01:13:49Somebody somewhere finish me off!
01:13:54Oh, you're like getting lucky.
01:14:18Oh, hey, how about you?
01:14:24Huh?
01:14:24How about you?
01:14:27Uh-huh.
01:14:34You are borrowed from the Pinewood Park and Pair.
01:14:38I don't read.
01:14:39Ever hear of mononucleosis?
01:14:42Oh, get out!
01:14:48Oh, my...
01:14:49Hey, polar bear.
01:14:52You know what an otter is?
01:14:54It's a bear cub who isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be.
01:14:59Find me a significant otter!
01:15:01I don't know what an otter is.
01:15:31Get out of here, buddy.
01:15:32Get out of here.
01:15:32Get out of here.
01:15:33Get out of here.
01:15:34And never come back.
01:15:35I hear them.
01:15:36Get out of here.
01:15:36Hey!
01:15:37Oh, Jesus.
01:15:38Oh.
01:15:40Oh.
01:15:41Oh.
01:15:42Oh.
01:15:43Oh.
01:15:45Oh.
01:15:48Oh.
01:15:49Yeah, baby.
01:15:50Oh, no.
01:15:53That's you.
01:15:54Yeah, baby.
01:15:56Yeah, baby.
01:15:57Oh, no.
01:15:59Oh, no.
01:16:00ma'am
01:16:03ma'am
01:16:06ma'am
01:16:12ma'am
01:16:17ma'am
01:16:20baby let me bang
01:16:26Your box
01:16:56This is a liberated area.
01:16:58The sexual revolution has been won.
01:17:01You can finally be free.
01:17:03The neuters have planned.
01:17:05There's somebody for everybody.
01:17:07That means you, fat, thin, straight, gay, or bi.
01:17:11There's a new sex act just waiting for you.
01:17:13Sex for everybody.
01:17:14Fuck your neighbors joyously.
01:17:16Hurry.
01:17:17You, on your front line.
01:17:19Join us.
01:17:20Come on, let's go.
01:17:21The neuters are headstreet.
01:17:23We have taken over.
01:17:24And I am Hartford Road.
01:17:27The world.
01:17:30Then all of Baltimore, then up to Washington, finally New York.
01:17:33The Midwest, the South, California, Europe, Japan, North Korea.
01:17:39The whole world will soon fuck at the same time.
01:17:41Sexual anarchy will finally happen.
01:17:48Come on, let's go.
01:17:49Jump on.
01:17:50Yeah.
01:17:54Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has informed us that we have begun our final approach into Ronald Reagan, Washington, National Airport.
01:18:07Mr. Hasselhoff, sorry to interrupt, but you are my favorite star.
01:18:11Could I have your honor?
01:18:12Yeah, sure.
01:18:14If you must use the laboratory prior to our scheduled arrival, please do so at this time.
01:18:18Uh, excuse me.
01:18:19One second.
01:18:20Thanks.
01:18:23Per NLP regulations, please go away at the non-group of electronic devices.
01:18:28Flight crew will have a mic.
01:18:30Go away at the non-group of electronic devices, please go away at the non-group of electronic devices, please go away at the non-group of electronic devices.
01:19:00Oh, my God!
01:19:05Oh, my God!
01:19:12Oh, my God!
01:19:20Oh, my God!
01:19:28Honey, can I have some lunch downtown?
01:19:58No, Vaughn, I've done that.
01:20:14You know, don't you?
01:20:19No, Vaughn, I've done that.
01:20:31No, Vaughn!
01:20:47No, Vaughn, I've done that.
01:21:11She was a neuter.
01:21:13A sexual anorexic whose time has come.
01:21:19No, Vaughn!
01:21:35No, Vaughn!
01:21:55No, Vaughn!
01:22:05No, Vaughn!
01:22:17No, Vaughn!
01:22:33No, Vaughn!
01:22:47No, Vaughn!
01:23:07Beagle!
01:23:09Do it first one more time, Ray Ray!
01:23:18Now, Ray Ray!
01:23:19Now!
01:23:20Now!
01:23:22Let's go Saxon!
01:23:34At the end of a rainbow, you'll find a pot of gold.
01:23:47At the end of a rainbow, you'll find a pot of gold.
01:24:00At the end of a story, you'll find it's all been told.
01:24:06But our love has a treasure, our hearts can always spend.
01:24:15And it has a story without any end.
01:24:23At the end of a river, the water stops its flow.
01:24:31At the end of a highway, there's no place you can go.
01:24:38But just tell me you'll love me, and you are only mine.
01:24:46And our love will go on till the end of time.
01:24:58At the end of a river, the water stops its flow.
01:25:01At the end of a highway, there's no place you can go.
01:25:03At the end of a river, the water stops its flow.
01:25:08At the end of a highway, there's no place you can go.
01:25:13But just tell me you'll love me, and you are only mine.
01:25:18And our love will go on till the end of time.
01:25:41Till the end of time.
01:25:48Let's go sexy.
01:26:01Let's go sexy.
01:26:07Let's go sexy.
01:26:12Sexton, you know I love you when you make me feel good. I find a feeling I'm pounding in my head. My hands are trembling, my eyes are turning red. I'm a desperate man with a heavy load. Like a volcano I'm about to explode.
01:26:36Let's go Sexton. Let's go Sexton. Let's go Sexton. You know I love you when you make me feel good.
01:27:06Let's go Sexton. Let's go Sexton. You know I love you when you make me feel good.
01:27:28Come on convention, liberating my brain. My pulse is rushing, there's lava in my veins. Pouring a patch, dropping in desire. He's sinking me with a burning tear fire.
01:27:46Let's go Sexton. Let's go Sexton. Let's go Sexton. Let's go Sexton. I love you when you make me feel good.
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