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00:00So, Saudis, but they have slaves and they're not sound to women either and they're kind of chopped up an old journalist there.
00:11Khashoggi.
00:11Khashoggi and, yeah, overall, as an establishment and a government, bad eggs.
00:18It's safe to say.
00:20Now, the people who listen to this in the Spotify studio right now are probably staring their hair out at present.
00:25Well, do you know what? They can fuck off because this isn't Saudi Arabia and we're allowed to speak our minds.
00:32Now, yeah, spoiler, we're not in Riyadh, but we're in a worse place.
00:41We're actually in a more oppressive regime.
00:44We're in the fucking belly of the beast, right snug in the middle of London.
00:50But so, yeah, he said what you played and I was like, well, I thought to myself,
00:54I don't know because you don't want to be a moral grandstander and say, would I turn down 600 grand where I am sitting right now financially?
01:03That would change my life and be able to, you can buy a house, you can do all this stuff.
01:07Would you?
01:08I don't know.
01:10Right now, my feeling is I would turn it down.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Right now.
01:14I would because I'm just seeing, say, Bill Burr, for example.
01:21Now, I've been a Bill Burr fan for many, many years.
01:25I honestly would never listen to him about anything again.
01:28I mean, I think of everyone that went over there, like Jimmy Carr going, I mean, Jimmy Carr would do a gig for the Klan.
01:36If they paid him the right money.
01:40I think so.
01:40Like, he would.
01:41He would do, like, he would have fucking done Gaddafi's birthday.
01:46He'd do.
01:46That guy just, what?
01:49No one's shocked, so no one says that.
01:51It's like, whatever.
01:51Yeah, Tom Segura.
01:52Yeah, of course.
01:53Yeah.
01:54The man's a fucking, he's a businessman more than a comedian.
01:59Right?
01:59Um, Kevin Hart, same thing.
02:02Do you know what I mean?
02:03There wouldn't be one moral doing a jig around his whole body.
02:08But Bill Burr has spent the last year fucking eviscerating billionaires.
02:15Yes.
02:16Like, talking about the blood money that they're getting, the fact that they're greed.
02:24He was saying they should be shot like rabid dogs in the street.
02:27All this shit.
02:29And then he goes taking money off trillionaires in Saudi Arabia.
02:35Yeah.
02:35Who have committed terrible human rights violations.
02:40And agrees to do this show where you're not allowed to criticize the government.
02:44You're not allowed to criticize religion.
02:45Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
02:46Yeah.
02:46And it's like, yeah, you're fucking, that's it for you now.
02:51Do you know what?
02:52That's it for you having any moral high ground.
02:55And you've fucked, not only have you fucked yourself in terms of your fucking righteousness
03:02and your soul personally.
03:04Now no one can listen to you fucking soapbox about anything ever again.
03:09Yeah, particularly when it comes to stuff about free speech or whatever, that a lot of the
03:13guys doing this, obviously going about a lot.
03:16Now, to play devil's advocate for a second, because I don't disagree with you.
03:19And I do think that, see these guys not get enough money like that.
03:22Yeah.
03:22You don't need to fucking do this, right?
03:24That's right.
03:25But I think that a lot of them, one, I just didn't think they would, they didn't think
03:30they would get the blowback.
03:30They just thought, ah, it's this fucking thing.
03:32Who cares?
03:32Yeah.
03:33People go and they do the boxing there and Cristiano Ronaldo plays in the league and
03:37all this stuff.
03:37You know, there's so much happens in Saudi Arabia now that, like, how many boxing fights
03:42in the last few years have been there?
03:43Yeah.
03:43And nobody really says anything.
03:45But I guess it's a different thing when it comes to comedy, because it's obviously about
03:49what you can say and all the rest of it.
03:50But I think they just thought that people would turn a bit of a blind eye to it and nobody
03:56would really be that arsed.
03:59They didn't think they'd get caught.
04:02No.
04:03They didn't think it would be brought up.
04:06They were fucking little fucking, you know.
04:08And you know what?
04:08They probably would get away with it if they didn't make that fucking poster with their faces
04:11on it, by the way.
04:12That's right.
04:13But the Saudis were always going to do that, because one of the reasons they're paying all
04:18this money is to kind of...
04:21Laugh-wash.
04:21Laugh-washing.
04:22Laugh-wash.
04:23Laugh-wash.
04:24A new term that some blogger invented there two weeks ago.
04:27Laugh-wash.
04:28Unless they call it sports-washing, don't they?
04:30When it's the football.
04:31Right.
04:31And you know, whatever.
04:33Right.
04:33I don't know.
04:34But yeah, and I think the thing is with like footballers or boxers or anything else,
04:40like again...
04:41They're mercenaries anyway, aren't they?
04:42They're mercenaries.
04:43In a degree, but they're not claiming any kind of moral high ground.
04:49They're not...
04:50Some of them have went to Saudi Arabia to escape some of the shit they've done.
04:53That's right.
04:54Not naming any names.
04:56Who was that?
04:56Name the name.
04:57Are you talking about Ronaldo?
04:58I'm not saying nothing.
05:00But didn't he...
05:01Was that in...
05:01Anyway.
05:02Well, he cannae go to America.
05:03Well, he couldnae, apparently.
05:05He can't.
05:06Allegedly.
05:06Apparently, he can't go to America now.
05:08I don't...
05:09I was a bit...
05:10I am a...
05:10I think that's changed since people have been speaking about it.
05:13That Cristiano's allowed in, isn't he?
05:14He'll be in the World Cup next year, I believe.
05:17But so, basically, I just think, if you're already a fucking multi-millionaire...
05:25Yeah.
05:26Like some of the guys that went over there are absolutely filthy rich.
05:29I heard someone, it's like, what?
05:30You need a fourth house, is it?
05:32I know.
05:33Like, do you know what I mean?
05:34But the other thing is as well, right?
05:36You could argue that there's no way to live morally in our society.
05:39You know, with the stuff our government does, the stuff America does.
05:42So, it's like, if you do anything, it's like corrupt.
05:45So, it's like, are the Saudis that more corrupt than the US government, whatever?
05:51And the answer, of course, is yes.
05:52Right.
05:53But it's like, it's funny with people morally, like, where the line is.
05:58Because there's an argument...
06:00There's an argument that we should object to gigging in the US.
06:03Well, there's no doubt.
06:05I mean, if you really, yeah, drill down into it, if you're in America, you know, you're...
06:12Should you be wearing that Adidas top?
06:13Should I be drinking this Coke Zero?
06:15Probably not.
06:16You scumbag.
06:17Is Adidas bad?
06:19I don't know, probably.
06:20Ah, fucking probably.
06:20I don't think they've changed their...
06:22Everyone just seems to have got over it, don't they?
06:24Maybe, like, about 10 years ago, everyone's like, no, you know, because they make kids wear their clothes.
06:28And everyone's like, look at my fucking nightcare maxes, you know, like...
06:32Yeah, I think we just, you know, people forget.
06:36Do you know what I mean?
06:36And we all, like, we all default to what's comfortable.
06:41Yes.
06:42Do you know what I mean?
06:43And what's affordable.
06:44And I think our minds naturally kind of just block out stuff that's inconvenient for us to think about.
06:52And this is what I'm saying, that this is basically what all those comics that signed up to the Riyadh thing have done.
06:57Yes.
06:57And do you know what?
06:58Yeah, and now that you say it, no, they're all right to do it.
07:04And actually, we'll be there next year.
07:06And we'll be there next year.
07:08No, they're dead right.
07:09And I have more respect for Bill Burr now, now that I think about it.
07:12I just think for him particularly, I don't think, like, first off, if they did 9-11, like, look at something like Shane Gillis.
07:21Look how great he looks now.
07:23Because he said no.
07:25Because he said no, they doubled the amount of money.
07:28He still said no.
07:29Even Tim Dillon, who did say yes and then sort of made jokes about them and they dropped him.
07:34Yeah, and that looks a lot better.
07:36It does.
07:36Now they at least have a position to stand where they're not completely compromised by the fact that they are fucking shills for money.
07:47Whereas Bill Burr, I think Bill Burr will lose more money than he made for doing it.
07:54Look at that.
07:54I just looked at, on the way here, I looked at the comment section of his last podcast.
08:00Just, I am talking 400 comments of non-stop.
08:04Everyone saying they're stopping listening to the podcast.
08:06And what did they say about doing it?
08:08Because I know he spoke about it on his podcast.
08:09Oh, and this is the worst thing.
08:10He sounds like he had a lobotomy.
08:13He comes on and he just goes, with Justin Riyad, does not address at all the fact, the controversy around him doing it.
08:22Just start saying.
08:22There weren't many ladies.
08:26Couldn't see their faces.
08:29So then he goes on in this such a like straight.
08:32He sounded like there was a man in the room with an AK-47 pointed at his head.
08:38Maybe there was.
08:38And perhaps there was, brilliant.
08:41You know.
08:41They have the same acoustics as the audio from the Joe Hawking show game.
08:45So he's on there and he's just like, yeah, man.
08:48He's like, you go to Saudi Arabia and like, you expect, you know, it's going to be this like crazy, like repressed country.
08:55But man, they're just like us, man.
08:57It's just like, it was like one of the most top three comedy experiences I've had.
09:00They were just off for man.
09:02You're just like, not one biting thing.
09:05Everything is just like, man, they just have McDonald's and Starbucks.
09:07And like, they have a Chili's there, man.
09:10I was like, yeah, this is all stuff you could have found out if you Googled it.
09:14Yeah.
09:15It's all just bullshit.
09:16It's just like.
09:16It's called capitalism.
09:17Yeah.
09:18What the fuck are you talking about, brother?
09:21They even have a Chili's here.
09:23Shut the fuck up.
09:24What do you, it's just like, honestly, I could not believe he has been like publicly castrated or something for money.
09:34It was, it's insane.
09:37It's just actually insane.
09:38I think people are disappointed in him even more because as you say, in the last year, he's been really good to be outspoken about, you know, wealth inequality and things like that.
09:46Whereas he was never always like the most liberal guy in the world.
09:49But, and people would maybe once upon a time look to a Louis CK or a Dave Chappelle and both of them obviously fall in it.
09:55I think so, Bilbo was like the last.
09:57That's right.
09:57The last one you were allowed to like.
09:59That's right.
10:00That's exactly right.
10:02His last one you're allowed to like.
10:03Like if this had happened pre-2017, you'd be like, I can't fucking believe Louis is doing that.
10:10Yeah.
10:10Because Louis was, in a way, despite the fact his comedy is fucking batshit and dark and stuff, there was always kind of an element of morality to it.
10:23And I always thought he was kind of, in a way, like really espousing that he was a good man.
10:30Yeah.
10:30You know, despite the fact you have these dark thoughts and everything.
10:32I think that's, because that's everyone, right?
10:34Isn't it?
10:35It's like, right, we're all trying to be good people, but like we are all still like fucked up.
10:39We all have this shadow self.
10:41This part of us that's bad.
10:42And he was just kind of being honest enough to express that.
10:45But at the same time, you're like, he's a good person.
10:47Then you find out, you know, he's wanking in front of anyone who stands still for more than two minutes.
10:52He's going to fucking rub up in front of you.
10:54Yeah.
10:54And then you think, okay.
10:57But Bill, and then obviously Chappelle has just gone full Graeme Linehan.
11:03I don't know, that's the chicken and the egg who came before the other.
11:07He is appearing in the Father Ted musical, Dave Chappelle.
11:10Huh?
11:10He is appearing in the Father Ted musical.
11:14Oh, yeah.
11:16Father Stone has died, so Chappelle's the new Father Stone.
11:18He hasn't, because that is Michael Redmond.
11:21That's right.
11:21Okay, yeah.
11:22Just wanted to put it in.
11:23Michael Redmond's still alive.
11:25And in Scotland, right?
11:25Hopefully they'll win.
11:26Yeah, he's in Glasgow, yeah.
11:28So, but I think what's, yeah, what's mad with Bill is, so Bill was, yes, Bill was, some
11:38might have seen him as not that liberal at one time.
11:41But what I thought and what I loved about Bill Burr, and I've spoken about this up till
11:47very recently, and now I look a fucking fool, I tell you that, was that when culture was
11:53predominantly, like during the Obama years and everything, very liberal.
11:58And that was by far what was seen as the only really acceptable point of view to have was
12:05this very progressive, very, you could use the word woke, kind of outlook on life between
12:12what it was, feminism, diversity, all this stuff.
12:14And because...
12:15And the world, Yas Queen.
12:16Yas Queen.
12:17Just the Yas Queenification of the Western world, right?
12:23So, you had that.
12:24It seemed like it was Saudi Arabia, but that's not happened.
12:27That's not happened there.
12:28And they have resisted the woke mind virus, gallantly and bravely, and they should be commended
12:34for that.
12:35And that's why I think all the comedians were brave to do it.
12:38They're all brave.
12:40But so, when that was the predominant kind of cultural force in America, anyway, and what's
12:48the predominant cultural force in America tends to, like, fucking bleed in over here as
12:53well.
12:53Yes.
12:53Then Bill Burrow was kind of railing against that, which I think is a comedian's job to
13:00some degree, is to kind of try to, especially if you're a comedian like him, I mean, if you're
13:05a comedian like me, your job is just to talk about eating your own cum.
13:08But, you know, if you're a contrarian and you're kind of a social and political commentator
13:15or, you know, societal commentator, then I think your job is to punch your holes in what
13:21the dominant narrative is, right?
13:23So, that's what he did then.
13:24Then, as things have shifted to the right now, he then shifted into poking holes in that,
13:31talking about billionaires.
13:32He'd post stuff about how much he loves his wife.
13:35He would, you know, when he was on with Rogan, he would fucking push back against Rogan's
13:41shite about mass and vaccines and all this shit.
13:43And he didn't go with the flow of, like, what you could say was where culturally things were
13:51moving, which was kind of to the right, online, this manosphere thing.
13:55And then he railed against that.
13:56So, I thought, this guy is fucking unbelievable because he's doing what comedians should do.
14:02Yeah.
14:03And he's fucking undermining whatever the current fucking predominant thing in culture is,
14:09right?
14:10And then he took, I don't know, whatever, two million to, you know, go play for fucking
14:17journalist murderers.
14:18And I've never thought more highly of him.
14:22It just shows you how you can undermine it with one thing like that, yeah.
14:26One thing!
14:28I know.
14:28But then also, it's not only the one thing, but then for him to come out on his podcast
14:32and just this weird lobotomized, they have a Burger King in Saudi Arabia.
14:38What?
14:38Yeah, it wasn't the cream, it was the cover-up.
14:40That's what always gets you.
14:41This is the most, like, insightful fucking, like, what would you say?
14:48Kind of like knife-through-butter, see-through-er of bullshit of our whole generation.
14:57Yeah.
14:57And you're just seeing him be there like he's fucking, was in...
15:01And he's got a Wendy's!
15:03He's got a Wendy's here now!
15:05It's crazy!
15:06There we go!
15:08There we go!
15:08Here we go!
15:09There we go!
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