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00:00See, I've been drinking water my entire life, but I was having a glass of it the other day,
00:09and I realized, like, I'm not even a huge fan.
00:18Yeah.
00:19I don't really like the taste.
00:27It's, like, bland.
00:30I said it.
00:33Like, have you guys ever tried cucumber?
00:38Cucumber is, like, one of the blandest foods in the world, you know, I think.
00:42But still, they added two water for flavor.
00:55Cucumber water.
00:57Have you seen that?
00:57Well, it's, like, was lemon water too tropical for you?
01:05Did you have to dial it back to cucumber?
01:09And lemon water, it's not great either.
01:15Long story short, I hate water.
01:22Like, I've got all my taps running at home right now.
01:26Hopefully get rid of this stuff, you know?
01:29I'm trying to get rid of it.
01:31Like, I was at the dollar store last week.
01:34Okay?
01:34Get this.
01:36Listen to this.
01:37The dollar store sells water for 20 cents.
01:50Water is so lousy that the dollar store took one look at this crap
02:01and went 80% off.
02:13And if you guys didn't like that joke, just cut me some slack.
02:17Look, I am severely dehydrated right now.
02:22I am severely dehydrated right now.
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