00:00You just care about nothing as you get older, you know?
00:03My girlfriend uses her vibrator after sex.
00:08I'm basically the warm-up act for her wand.
00:13I'm like, that was a great show.
00:15She's like, who's ready for your headliner?
00:20Mr. Hitachi.
00:24But it doesn't bother me at all.
00:26When I was younger, I used to look at a vibrator like an indictment of my manhood.
00:33Now I see one, it's like FEMA showing up for disaster relief.
00:40She's like, let me point you to the problem area.
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