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00:00IT'SN'T A SOMEBODY!
00:17BOL!
00:19SOMEBODY'S BOL!
00:22BOL!
00:24Let's go!
00:26It's all the same!
00:28It's all the same!
00:30What will it be, son?
00:32Now, you're going to be going to be a gulgulay
00:34and you're going to be a gulgulay
00:36and who is this thakur?
00:38Madam, she told me
00:40that this is a great gift for me
00:42and if I have a change in my house
00:44I will be a change in my life
00:46and I will become a D.I.G.
00:48So you become a D.I.G.
00:50Madam, she shifted my bathroom
00:52and shifted my kitchen
00:54and shifted my kitchen
00:56and shifted my bedroom
00:58Padosi?
01:00What are you talking about?
01:02Madam, I'm saying that my padosi is very good
01:04and if I will sleep in my bedroom
01:06then I will also open up
01:08So the padosi was open?
01:10Why, Madam?
01:12My wife's pole was open
01:14and I didn't run with him
01:16because of that
01:18You don't have to write F.I.R. Gopi
01:20Is it Barma?
01:21Yes, Sharma.
01:22Sharma, Barma, I can't take F.I.R.
01:24I can't find F.I.R.
01:26I can't find F.I.R.
01:28I can't find F.I.R.
01:30I can't find F.I.R.
01:32Come on
01:33Who is this?
01:34This is Barmaji
01:35and this is Sharmaji
01:36So who is this F.I.R.
01:37Who is this?
01:38Sharma or Barma?
01:39Yes, Sharmaji
01:40What is this?
01:41What is this?
01:42What is this?
01:43What is this?
01:44What is this?
01:45What is this?
01:46I don't know.
01:47If you say this,
01:48I will confirm
01:49Excuse me,
01:50I can do this.
01:51Stop!
01:52You are not a bad guy.
01:53You are not a bad guy.
01:54No, you are not a bad guy.
01:55You are not a bad guy.
01:56Please tell me.
01:57Tell me, Barmaji
01:58Yes, Sharmaji
01:59Look, I am a bad girl.
02:01And my friend is also a bad girl.
02:04Is it Barmaji?
02:05Yes, Sharmaji
02:06What is this?
02:07She gives me a wife to my wife.
02:08Is it Barmaji?
02:09Yes, Sharmaji
02:10She will open my house a day.
02:12My wife is open.
02:13She will drink my wife.
02:15My wife is crying.
02:17She will hear my wife.
02:19She will leave my wife.
02:21Is it Barmaji?
02:22Yes, Sharmaji
02:23No!
02:24You are not a bad girl.
02:26When she is crying,
02:27Why are you not coming out?
02:29My heart is a little bit small.
02:31Is it Barmaji?
02:32Yes, Sharmaji
02:33Let's go.
02:34Is it Barmaji?
02:35Yes, Sharmaji
02:36No, nothing else.
02:37No, no, no.
02:38No, no, no.
02:39No, no, no.
02:40No, no.
02:41Go and go to ice cream.
02:42Go.
02:43What is your complaint?
02:45Hello?
02:46Where are you?
02:47I am talking.
02:48Sorry, Barmaji.
02:49Sorry, Sharmaji.
02:50Go.
02:51No, forgive me.
02:52Gopi.
02:53They have a fire and they have a fire.
02:55They have a fire.
02:56They have a fire.
02:57They have a fire.
02:58They have a fire.
02:59They have a fire.
03:01Let's go, Barmaji.
03:02Yes, Sharmaji.
03:03Let's go.
03:04Report.
03:05Report.
03:06Oh!
03:07Dukkal Sahib.
03:08What is going on?
03:10Gopi Ji.
03:11How are you?
03:12After the big days?
03:13What do you remember?
03:14What do you remember?
03:15What do you remember?
03:16Dukkal Sahib.
03:17Why did you come here?
03:18Why did you come here?
03:19Why did you call us?
03:20Why did you come here?
03:21Oh!
03:22Oh!
03:23But Dukkal Sahib.
03:24What's going on?
03:25Good girl.
03:26How did you come here today?
03:27No.
03:28No.
03:29No.
03:30No.
03:31No.
03:32No.
03:33No.
03:34No.
03:35No.
03:36No.
03:37No.
03:38No.
03:39No.
03:40No.
03:41No.
03:42No.
03:43No.
03:44No.
03:45No.
03:46No.
03:47No.
03:48Why do you do this?
03:49I'll tell you what I'm inside.
03:50What's the matter?
03:51What's the matter?
03:52I want to clean the flat of Sharma's.
03:53What's the matter?
03:54What's the matter?
03:55I've made my secondå©š, right?
04:00What's the matter?
04:01I've got a little flat.
04:02If Sharma gives me a flat and give me a flat,
04:04I'll have to stay with my daughter's wife.
04:06I'll have to stay with her flat and my flat,
04:08I'll have to stay with her flat.
04:10I'll have to stay with her flat.
04:12I don't have anything in my heart.
04:15Madam, this is a bumper offer.
04:17Bumper offer.
04:18The case, Duggal-shaab, will we take this?
04:20I mean, how will the case take this?
04:23Hey, Duggal-shaab,
04:24if you don't have any attention,
04:25your case is gone.
04:27Because when the police comes to something,
04:29the world will go away.
04:31What the matter?
04:35What do you think, madam?
04:37After thinking about this,
04:39I'm going to reach out to you.
04:41You're wrong.
04:42You're wrong.
04:43You're wrong.
04:44What did you say, Verma-shaab?
04:45Listen to me, Sharma-shaab.
04:47The Duggal-shaab,
04:48he's a noble man.
04:50He's a good man.
04:51And his wife is a good man.
04:53Who's a good man?
04:54Yes, yes.
04:55What's the point?
04:56Thank you, Sharma-shaab.
04:58I'll give you a point.
05:00I'll give you a point.
05:01I'll give you a point.
05:03Do you understand?
05:04Madam, you're saying Duggal-shaab is a good man.
05:06If he's a good man,
05:07then he's a good man.
05:08How do you think you have a good man?
05:10You have a good man.
05:11Do you think you're saying that Duggal-shaab is a good man?
05:13Do you have a good man, Verma-ji?
05:16Who lives in your house,
05:17is your good man, right, Sharma-ji?
05:19Is it?
05:20Yes, it is.
05:21Confirm.
05:22So, he'll get him.
05:23What's that, Verma-ji?
05:24He's asking me, Sharma-ji.
05:26What's that?
05:27Verification paper.
05:28But,
05:29when we keep a knocker in a house,
05:31or a police officer,
05:32then we go to the police chocke,
05:33and do his verification.
05:34Hey!
05:35So, the verification of the knocker's verification,
05:37he'll give you a copy.
05:41Madam, I don't think they have a verification of the verification.
05:43He'll have to go inside.
05:45He'll have to go inside.
05:46Don't go inside.
05:47Here, Verma-ji.
05:48Yes, Verma-ji.
05:49I've done a verification, Verma-ji.
05:50He'll do it, Verma-ji.
05:51If you've kept it,
05:52then you should know, Sharma-ji.
05:54Yes!
05:55But, don't do it.
05:57I'm not, Sharma-ji.
05:58Come on.
05:59What's that, Madam?
06:01If the verification is done or not,
06:04he knows his wife.
06:05So, we'll ask them.
06:07And if the verification is done,
06:09then we'll take the papers.
06:11And if you don't do it,
06:12then you'll have to go inside.
06:14Otherwise, I'll take the bed from the bedroom.
06:17Do you understand, Verma-ji?
06:19Yes, Sharma-ji.
06:20Come on, baby.
06:22Hello, sir.
06:23What are you talking about?
06:25Did you call me so much at night?
06:27I like to meet at night alone.
06:29I like to meet at night alone.
06:34Sir, I don't think you're the same.
06:38How are you?
06:39Let's go, sir.
06:41There's nothing in my heart.
06:43Okay, okay.
06:44Yes!
06:45You're the same.
06:46You're the same.
06:47You're the same.
06:48I'm the same.
06:49You're the same.
06:50You're the same.
06:51You're the same.
06:52I don't know you.
06:53I'm the same.
06:54You're the same.
06:55How do we understand?
06:57You've done our same.
06:58What's the matter, sir?
07:00Will you serve us?
07:02We'll give you one chance.
07:04So, Kasa Mayashi,
07:06today's case is our case.
07:08But if someone's in this case
07:11I'll cut your face.
07:13Don't worry about your face.
07:15Don't worry about it, sir.
07:16In my heart, there's nothing in this.
07:18Madam Abwo.
07:20Madam Abwo.
07:23Madam Abwo.
07:25Madam Abwo Sharma-ji.
07:27Madam Abwo Sharma-ji,
07:29I've checked my face.
07:31You know?
07:32Yes!
07:33Yes!
07:34Yes!
07:35Yes!
07:36Madam Abwo.
07:37Madam Abwo.
07:38I've checked my face.
07:39She didn't have any verification.
07:42No!
07:43We're the police.
07:44We can do anything in the game.
07:46Dugal Abwo.
07:47Dugal Abwo.
07:48And Sharma Ji will be in jail.
07:50Excuse me.
07:51Sharma Ji and Sharma Ji will come in.
07:53And how will he come in?
07:54Until next time.
07:55Hey.
07:56What is verification?
07:58Verification?
07:59Well, for verification,
08:00I've talked to my grandmother
08:02that I've done a verification of my wife
08:04in Chowki.
08:05So, if you listen to Chowki,
08:06then she's very close to Chowki.
08:08She said that
08:09one year ago,
08:10she left her house.
08:11That's right, Harma Ji.
08:13Madam Abwo.
08:14It's okay.
08:15Sharma Ji.
08:16It doesn't mean you have to say
08:18that you don't have a house.
08:19It doesn't mean that
08:20who was the person
08:21who was a dugal peat.
08:22And who was the sound?
08:24Who was listening?
08:25Who was listening to your grandmother
08:26from the bedroom?
08:27Yes, yes.
08:28Yes, yes.
08:29The door was open
08:30and the dugal was beating
08:31and the dugal was beating.
08:32Is it Sharma Ji?
08:33Yes, I am, Harma Ji.
08:35Yes, I am.
08:37Yes, Sharma Ji.
08:38Okay, okay.
08:39Yes, that's me.
08:40I am.
08:41That's me.
08:42That's me.
08:43I was beating.
08:44I was laughing.
08:45All of them.
08:46You do arrest him.
08:47Is it Sharma Ji?
08:48Yes, Sharma Ji.
08:49Hey, honey.
08:50What's going on in the door?
08:51Go down.
08:52Go down.
08:53Go down.
08:54And you go skipping.
08:56Hey.
08:58Hey.
08:59Hey.
09:00Hey.
09:01Hey.
09:02Hey.
09:03Hey.
09:04Hey.
09:05Hey.
09:06Hey.
09:07Hey.
09:08Hey.
09:09Hey.
09:10Hey.
09:11Hey.
09:12Hey.
09:13Hey.
09:14Hey.
09:15Hey.
09:16Hey.
09:17Hey.
09:18Hey you.
09:20Hey.
09:21Hey
09:45Hey hey.
09:46Hey.
09:47Let's go and ask your BBC about the case.
09:51Oh, you don't need to be excited.
09:55I have a new case.
09:57If you want to ask your BBC, I'll do it.
10:00Oh, okay. You can handle it.
10:02Oh, come on.
10:04Carry on, carry on.
10:05Sorry, sorry.
10:06Yes, bro.
10:08Don't knock it.
10:09You're a BBC, right?
10:11My BBC is my BBC.
10:14You're a BBC, right?
10:17Yes, BBC is my BBC.
10:19God.
10:20So, what is the proof that she's a BBC?
10:23Yes, madam.
10:24I had a girl in her house for three years.
10:27And she told me that this is my BBC.
10:30Because she wasn't my BBC.
10:32Stop!
10:34We didn't ask any personal details.
10:38We didn't ask anyone.
10:40Sorry.
10:42You?
10:43You?
10:44Marriage Certificate.
10:45Marriage Certificate?
10:46Marriage Certificate?
10:47Is it me, Varmaji?
10:48Is it me, Varmaji?
10:49If you have a wedding,
10:50you should know that you should know
10:51or not, Sharmaji?
10:52Yes.
10:53Yes.
10:54Yes, yes.
10:55It's my marriage Certificate.
10:56I have my father.
10:57If I got him,
10:58I'll take him.
10:59Or not...
11:00Oh, no.
11:01Why not?
11:02So, tomorrow,
11:03I'll go to my father's hands
11:04or not,
11:05I'll go home.
11:06Okay.
11:07Okay, madam.
11:08Varmaji, come on.
11:09Come on, Sharmaji.
11:10Come on, Sharmaji.
11:11You've said a lot.
11:13Yes.
11:14My father is gone.
11:15Now, I'll take him to my father's hands, Varmaji.
11:18Don't say anything, Sharmaji.
11:20I'm not, Varmaji.
11:21My father, who is Varmaji,
11:23I'll take my father's hands
11:25and bring him to your father's hands.
11:27Okay, Sharmaji?
11:28Thank you, thank you, Varmaji.
11:31Thank you, Varmaji.
11:32Welcome, Sharmaji.
11:33Well, welcome, Sharmaji.
11:34Yeah, so, let's go, Varmaji.
11:35Yeah, let's go, Sharmaji.
11:39So, this is the thing, Sharmaji.
11:40Yeah, yeah.
11:42Your name is Sharmaji.
11:43So, you speak on Varmaji.
11:44You speak on Varmaji.
11:47What is it?
11:48That we all have so much love
11:50that we always understand
11:51Sharmaji
11:52and Varmaji.
11:53Right, uncle?
11:56Uncle?
11:57Now, my father is my father.
12:00Bapu?
12:01Yes, my father is my father.
12:02So, you are Varmaji's uncle, right?
12:04Yeah.
12:05And if you are my uncle,
12:06then you are Sarmaji's father, right?
12:07Oh, man.
12:08Don't be confused.
12:09Don't be confused.
12:10Don't be confused.
12:11In this confusion,
12:12you...
12:13No, no.
12:14You've been born.
12:15No, I'm not.
12:16Your son is this, Sharmaji.
12:18That's it.
12:19What?
12:20If you've got this Varma-Sarma
12:22corporation,
12:23I'll do something.
12:24I'll do something.
12:25I'll do it.
12:26I'll do it.
12:27I'll do it.
12:28I'll do it.
12:29Uncle,
12:30you tell me
12:31that your son is your son.
12:33He's married.
12:34Yes, married.
12:35No, married.
12:36Two married.
12:37There are three children.
12:39Four years ago,
12:40five, five, five, five, five, five.
12:42He's married.
12:43Varmaji!
12:44Varmaji!
12:45No, Varmaji!
12:46No, Varmaji!
12:47Uncle, Uncle!
12:49Uncle!
12:50These people are not talking to me.
12:51They are asking about your son of Sarmaji.
12:53I'm asking for the son of Sarmaji.
12:54They are married.
12:55But now, the son of Sarmaji is not married.
12:57Yes.
12:58And the son of Sarmaji is still married.
13:00Yes.
13:01And the son of Sarmaji is now married.
13:02Yes.
13:03He was married.
13:04Yes.
13:05And the son of Sarmaji is not married.
13:06No, he doesn't.
13:07Yes.
13:08And you had married yourself.
13:10Yes, I did.
13:11Yes.
13:12Yes.
13:13Yes.
13:14I knew that I was married.
13:15Okay?
13:16Yes.
13:17Yes.
13:18The son of Sarmaji was married.
13:19He was married to the girl.
13:22Yes.
13:23And he sent me to the girl.
13:24Please, let me take the girl to the girl.
13:26Please!
13:27We don't teach our work.
13:29No, we don't have a law.
13:31We have to take care of the girl.
13:33You have to take care of the girl.
13:35You have to take care of the girl's asses.
13:37What?
13:38Why Varmaji?
13:39You ask for Vene?
13:40What?
13:41What?
13:42No, the police have understood everything,
13:44or we are all idiots here,
13:46or we will listen to any story and we will understand.
13:49This uncle has taken care of the father of Sarma.
13:52This is his father.
13:54This is his father, Varma.
13:57Gopi!
13:58Yes, sir.
13:59What are you doing?
14:01Yes, sir.
14:02Madam, I have told you everything.
14:04His name is Bridge Mohan Varma,
14:06and he is a dance master.
14:08He will go and teach everyone to dance.
14:10Let's go.
14:11Let's go inside.
14:13Why are you taking inside?
14:15Look, people have spoken to me,
14:17but I will tell you that
14:19that the mother of Sarma
14:22was a great friend of mine.
14:25It could be that this is my son.
14:28Please, please.
14:30We will talk about it, Sarma.
14:32No, please confirm.
14:34Who is this?
14:36This is God.
14:38God,
14:39in your mom's eyes,
14:40I have a lot of pride.
14:42You have a lot of pride in your mom's face.
14:44In your mom's face,
14:45and in your mom's face...
14:46and in your children's face...
14:47Don't worry, uncle.
14:49Look, we have talked about with her.
14:51He will give us our lives.
14:53I just talked to him that he was a lawyer, Varmadji.
14:56I thought he was a lawyer, Sharmadji.
14:58What will he do?
15:00Who is this, Varmadji?
15:01I ask him to ask him, Sharmadji.
15:03I'm a Vastu Shastri.
15:05But I can tell you,
15:08that you will kill the police,
15:10until you leave your own home.
15:16One minute, one minute.
15:18If you are such a big Vastu Shastri,
15:20what are you doing in jail?
15:22What are you doing here, Sharmadji?
15:24What are you doing here?
15:25We are protecting people from the police,
15:27and see the right path.
15:29That's why we have stopped here.
15:31Leave them here.
15:33We give you a new punishment.
15:35In that regard,
15:36you will turn on your house and turn on your house.
15:39Then, see,
15:40how do you change your time?
15:41Yes, do it.
15:43One minute.
15:44Yes, do it, Varmadji.
15:45Do it, Sharmadji.
15:47Yes, yes.
15:48We are ready.
15:49Yes, yes.
15:51We are ready,
15:52Mr. Duggalji.
15:53Not police.
15:54We are ready.
15:55In our words,
15:56this Vastu Shastri
15:57will make such a mess,
15:59that the Sharmadji
16:00will leave the house
16:01and leave the house.
16:02And then,
16:03when will you go to the house?
16:04Oh!
16:05Yes, ma'am.
16:06Yes, ma'am.
16:07Yes, ma'am.
16:08You are ready.
16:09But in my heart,
16:10there is nothing in my heart.
16:12Mmm.
16:13Mmm.
16:14Mmm.
16:15Mmm.
16:16Mmm.
16:17Mmm.
16:18Oh.
16:19Yes, I think Mr. Tala,
16:20you have the impression
16:21of Mr. Duggalji.
16:23Because either he is a Duggalji
16:25or he is a Sharmadji.
16:26Good, good.
16:27I am very proud of you,
16:28because you guys
16:29have to be able to get a lot of money.
16:31I mean,
16:32I have to get a lot of money.
16:34Good, good.
16:35Well done, well done.
16:36Hey, who are the people?
16:38I am Varmaji
16:39and this is Sharmaji.
16:40No, no.
16:41I am Varmaji
16:42and this is Sharmaji.
16:43No, no.
16:44I am Varmaji
16:46and this is Guptaji.
16:48Guptaji.
16:49Stop.
16:50Stop.
16:51I am a Gigi.
16:53Oh, oh.
16:54Oh.
16:55How many people have been made
16:56and who are these
16:57and who are these?
16:58And who are these?
16:59I am a bad man.
17:00What?
17:01Madam,
17:02I am not a bad man.
17:03I am a bad man.
17:04I am a fool.
17:05Oh.
17:06Oh, come on! Where are you, Duggal? Where are you, Duggal?
17:11I'm the truth. I'm the Duggal.
17:15But in my heart, there's nothing in my heart.
17:18No! I think they're saying that Duggal is their name.
17:22Because in my heart, there's nothing in my heart.
17:24So, Duggal is your name.
17:26Hey, tell me, how's this all happened?
17:29You guys! You guys! You guys!
17:31You guys! You guys!
17:33You guys!
17:35What happened?
17:37Oh, the whole building fell.
17:39What?
17:40Is that right, Duggal?
17:41Yes, Duggal.
17:42Oh, Duggal has told me that he said that he had given it.
17:45You guys had given it to him.
17:47Oh, I came to his chest.
17:49Which place of place in my place,
17:52that my whole flat broke.
17:54This Duggal's whole flat broke.
17:56And the whole building fell down.
17:58Is that right, Duggal?
17:59Yes, Duggal.
18:00Oh, you guys!
18:02He did not leave it!
18:03He did not leave it!
18:04He didn't leave it!
18:05And the Duggal was just one of theирus.
18:07Oh, you guys!
18:09You just need to get paid enough!
18:11E HOB, eh?
18:12For us who aren't married or people called the municipal corporation,
18:14who cannot break up some of the years from the old building for the last years...
18:17...that are a police civilization,
18:18and you guys have hit the police in one hour!
18:20Congratulations!
18:23We will see you in the direction of the VLC Party.
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