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00:00In my eyes
00:02Mom?
00:03Don't ask anything, gulgulay.
00:05Kache, no one takes my name.
00:07No one sees my dreams.
00:09Kache, no one is going to love me.
00:12To love you, we will take you anywhere.
00:15You don't care, girl.
00:16We are the police.
00:18Oh, what happened?
00:19Why is your man so sad?
00:21No, madam.
00:22He's not getting to love you.
00:25Oh, Koki.
00:26Our story is like this.
00:29Mr. Chautala, what do you do with your brother?
00:32Dear, love, love, love, love, love.
00:35What's your name?
00:37Okay.
00:38Kache, we call cutting the chai.
00:41And what you're doing, we call setting it.
00:43I'm going to do it.
00:44Oh, oh.
00:46If you're so understanding,
00:47let's set my set light.
00:49If you're saying so, let's set it.
00:52If someone said so, let's set it.
00:54I'm going to set it.
00:56Oh, set up box.
00:58Set up box.
00:59I'm going to do it.
01:00I'm going to do it.
01:01I'm going to do it.
01:02Where do you go, man?
01:03Madam, there will be no work.
01:05There will be no case.
01:06No case.
01:07Inspector.
01:08Inspector.
01:09Inspector.
01:10Inspector.
01:11How many inspectors have you seen?
01:12I'm sorry.
01:13I'm sorry.
01:14Look, this is my baby.
01:15And if anyone...
01:17Before you tell me,
01:18let me tell you something.
01:19Oh, dear.
01:20You'll call the angel as the baby can take them home.
01:24The angel is going to turn around.
01:26They're going to miss the angel.
01:27He's going to be sitting, right?
01:28Right, right?
01:29Yes.
01:30Yeah, the angel is going to be too many people.
01:32I'm going to be too many people.
01:34What?
01:35What do I have to talk now?
01:36Say what the hell is going to happen?
01:38Look, no one leaves my wife after sleeping in the night.
01:44What's your name?
01:45Murli Manohar Cheda.
01:46Okay, Murli Manohar has Cheda.
01:49Cheda is in my head and Murli Manohar is my name.
01:52Can you ask my name?
01:55You're a very smart man, don't ask me any names.
01:58The man who has Cheda, I'm asking him.
02:01That's not a man.
02:03Are you a woman?
02:05That's not a woman.
02:07You're a woman.
02:08She's been a woman.
02:09She's a woman.
02:10She's a woman.
02:11I'm not going to write the book.
02:13I have to write the book.
02:15Get out of here.
02:16Get out of here.
02:17Get out of here.
02:18We're not going to get out of here.
02:20Get out of here.
02:21Get out of here.
02:22Hey madam, you don't have to know me.
02:25I'll go to the Supreme Court.
02:27What?
02:28Come back to your house.
02:30I'll get back tomorrow.
02:32You'll have to take action on me in case.
02:34Think about it.
02:37Come on, come on, Premah.
02:40Come on, Premah.
02:41Come on, Premah.
02:42Come on, Premah.
02:44Aha, bye bye.
02:45Come on, bye bye.
02:46She's her baby.
02:47She's not on TV.
02:48Guras.
02:49You understand?
02:50You understand?
02:52Yes.
02:54You're a girl.
02:55You're a girl.
02:56You're a girl.
02:57You're a girl.
02:58How do you do it?
02:59Who?
03:00Manne.
03:01Have you seen someone else?
03:03How are you talking about this?
03:06How can I take you?
03:07How can I take you?
03:08Don't do so much.
03:09You've got a mess.
03:10You can take me.
03:11How can I take you?
03:12I can't take you.
03:13I can't take you.
03:14Why?
03:15You're a girl.
03:16Look, you're a real girl, Makhant Singh.
03:18What do you see today?
03:20Manne.
03:21I don't know how to take you.
03:22There's so many things.
03:23I can't take you.
03:24I can't take you.
03:25I can't take you.
03:26You're a girl, Makhant Singh.
03:27I can't take you.
03:28You're a girl, Makhant Singh.
03:29Hey, Chicken.
03:33Hey, chickni.
03:34You're a girl.
03:35Hey, baby.
03:36Ding dong.
03:37Sing a song.
03:39It's coming from 9 to 12.
03:41How simple.
03:42You're very experienced.
03:45You've seen me.
03:46Okay.
03:47Hey, chickni.
03:49I'm your omelette.
03:52You're my paw.
03:54You're my omelette, paw.
03:56Muttan curry, chicken curry,
03:58Lee ja apni tai
04:00Chanti hai ka baara se ek,
04:02Agar nahi aati toh mein aata hoon tere ghar thoda saa late
04:04Eek minuat!
04:05Kaisa dha?
04:06Na isse toh kokki bina chidhegi, toh mein kaisa chidhja hoon?
04:09Arayip toh tuh kuch kunsan grower sakthikapur tap chichgar
04:12Na tu mahare piche piche bhaag,
04:14mein aage aage bhaagun,
04:15mein chilla hoon,
04:16nahi, bachau, bachau,
04:18bhagwaan ke liye manna chhoď do
04:20Ar tu bol,
04:21bhagwaan ke liye chhoď doon,
04:22toh mein ke parsat khau,
04:24Samjai?
04:25Redi?
04:26Dekhlo mera astri rupi
04:27Haan
04:32Bachaao!
04:33Bachaao!
04:34Bachaao!
04:35Bachaao!
04:36Bachaao!
04:37Bhaiya!
04:38Bhaiya!
04:39Bhaiya!
04:40Bhaiya!
04:41Bhaiya!
04:42Bhaiya!
04:43Bhaiya!
04:44Bachao!
04:45Bachao!
04:46Sir,
04:47aapne andar ke bhaediyo ko control ki jee sir
04:50Ar madem,
04:51aap ghabraye mat
04:52Sir,
04:53aap ko madem tak pahunchne se pahle,
04:55meri laash pe se guzar ke jana hooga
04:57Yaaah!
05:03Mujhe kiyo?
05:04Voh manna na chheed raha,
05:06mein khud chiedri hun
05:07Tab tis chal liya hai,
05:09yahan pe koi problem hai tani?
05:11Nei!
05:12Haan haa sir,
05:13jam ke chheed raha,
05:14aar tum sam apni nazar therou
05:15Okay, okay,
05:16mazai ga, mazai ga, mazai ga,
05:17haa jau, haa jau, haa jau, haa jau, haa jau!
05:18Nei!
05:19Come on sir, come on!
05:20Come on sir, come on!
05:21Aapne, yahan pe seen chal raha hai,
05:22Taniya ka badai gii khud hai!
05:23Come on sir, come on!
05:24Come on sir, come on!
05:25Yaaah!
05:26Yaaah!
05:27Yaaah!
05:28Yaaah!
05:29Yaaah!
05:30Yaaah!
05:35Komish sir sir, sir!
05:37Komish sir sir!
05:38Komish sir sir sir!
05:39Komish sir sir!
05:40Sir sir sir sir!
05:41Doh na tha ki yeh chawki bnd karne laayak hai hai,
05:42Yang kohi kama nahi ho ta,
05:43Ɣj apni akhose dhekhi hiya
05:46Kya time pass ho ra tha?
05:47Sir sir,
05:48ham toh pakkada pakdi khail raha hai thay
05:49Yeh, Tumhaari khailne ki unmer haa, haa?
05:51Aai, ai, ai, ai
05:52Aas se yeh, yeh polis station bun,
05:53You're done!
05:54You're done!
05:55No sir!
05:56I'm not done!
05:57I'm done!
05:58Sir, you're not done!
05:59No sir, that's not.
06:00Sir, it'll be a mess so that we can save our beloved police.
06:03Yes.
06:04Do it and show you that the police department of the sir will be full of money.
06:08Sir!
06:09Who is it?
06:10Sir!
06:11Sir, you're a little bit.
06:13Shut up!
06:14They're gone!
06:15Oh, sorry!
06:16Sorry!
06:17Open your eyes and listen to me.
06:18If there's a problem, you'll think something.
06:20Think something.
06:21Yeah, yeah.
06:22You're a little bit.
06:23You're a little bit.
06:24I'm going to be a little bit.
06:25I'm going to be a little bit.
06:27Think something.
06:28Think something.
06:29Think something.
06:30Think something.
06:31I'm going to be a little bit.
06:32What do I think?
06:33Sir, when I keep in my eyes, I will forgive you.
06:37What are you saying?
06:40I will say something.
06:42So, do you speak Hindi?
06:43Yes sir.
06:44I was just saying that for you to save your own police station,
06:47and to save your own police station,
06:49I have a full-to-foot attack idea.
06:51Who is that?
06:53Madam, the idea is your own.
06:56It has just come to my mind.
06:57Look madam.
06:58Today, the police have a lot of dogs.
07:01What's wrong with you?
07:03No.
07:04It's a dog.
07:05What do you do?
07:06No.
07:07You go ahead.
07:08Yes.
07:09Madam, I was saying that today,
07:11the police have a lot of dogs,
07:12a lot of dogs,
07:13a lot of dogs,
07:14a lot of terrorists,
07:15a lot of dogs.
07:17But even now,
07:18Madam,
07:19no one has a dog.
07:20Madam,
07:21you think that if we take a dog,
07:23then how much of a name will happen?
07:25In the media,
07:26in the newspapers,
07:27in every place,
07:28we will be very famous.
07:29Don't go here, Madam.
07:31And you will also be happy with the commissioner.
07:34My son,
07:36you said that
07:38my mother has a dream
07:40I have seen it.
07:42You had to take a dog
07:44to your mother?
07:45I'll give you a rap.
07:47I'll give you a rap.
07:48I'll give you a rap.
07:49I'll give you a rap!
07:50What's your hair?
07:52Yes, yes.
07:53My mother's dream
07:54that she's a girl's photo
07:56came to her,
07:57her name is famous,
07:58she's famous.
07:59Yes!
08:00Don't hurt such things
08:03and don't hurt me.
08:04I want someone to love me.
08:06I'll put my photo in the newspaper.
08:08I'll put my photo.
08:09Don't try this stunt
08:10at home.
08:11And that's our job
08:13that's our job
08:14that's our job.
08:15You go,
08:16forgive me.
08:17Go here!
08:22Anuwan Prasad,
08:23I've written a lot in this chocke.
08:25You can see it.
08:26Tell me something.
08:27Okay, okay.
08:28After that,
08:29I made a decision
08:31that
08:32we will have to take that
08:33back.
08:36This decision
08:37I have to take that.
08:38Who is the inspector?
08:39You.
08:40Then I will have to take the decision
08:41from here.
08:42Yes,
08:43lady inspector.
08:44What happened to my case?
08:45Oh!
08:46Uncle and baby,
08:47you've come to the right time.
08:49Listen,
08:50we've decided
08:51that we will not
08:53take your soul.
08:54Good.
08:55And listen,
08:57go and prepare
08:59our house.
09:01Now,
09:02Prima ji,
09:03we've come to the night.
09:04I love you, baby.
09:06Do you want to drink tea? No, I don't want to drink tea.
09:10Don't forget to drink tea.
09:12Mention not tea.
09:14Do you want to drink tea?
09:16No, I don't want to drink tea.
09:26After many days, the tea has come to me.
09:29I love you, baby.
09:36It's like this.
09:38It's like this.
09:40What's the matter?
09:41No, no, no.
09:42It's not such a thing.
09:43What's your hand?
09:45Yes, my hand is empty.
09:47The other one.
09:49This is a hat.
09:51It's a man.
09:52But I'm always looking at the hat.
09:54I'm looking at the chicken and chicken.
09:56I'm looking at the brahmachari sakahari.
09:58No, no, no.
09:59It's not such a thing.
10:01Where are you going?
10:02We're going to drink tea.
10:04We're going to drink tea with a gun, but we're going to drink tea with a gun.
10:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:10What a fool is going to drink tea.
10:12Sir, you're saying right.
10:14We're going to drink tea.
10:16We're going to drink tea.
10:17You know that the police are not afraid of a man.
10:19But it's a fool.
10:20Madam, I'm suggesting that...
10:23Sorry, madam.
10:26Sorry, sorry, madam.
10:27I was suggesting that, madam,
10:28why don't we take a gun for a gun?
10:31That's a fool?
10:32No!
10:33Leave a gun.
10:34Leave a gun.
10:35Leave a gun.
10:36Look at Sergeant Mora.
10:37Oh, Sergeant.
10:38We're not going to take a gun.
10:40We're going to take a gun.
10:41Go and sit in the car.
10:42Let's go.
10:43Come on.
10:44Come on.
10:45Come on.
10:46Come on.
10:47Come on.
10:49Who are you going to drink tea?
10:51Go on.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:22How are you? Welcome to Sydney.
11:24Look, there's no need for tension.
11:25We're coming, right?
11:26Inspector, Hanuman, Prathar, Panday, HPP.
11:28Now, there's no need for food to eat.
11:30We're coming, we're coming, we're coming.
11:34Leave me alone.
11:36Don't ask me.
11:38But Madam, sit down here.
11:40Why did the food come here?
11:42Yes, give the food.
11:44I'll tell her why I'm late.
11:46Madam, we've come here.
11:50There's no need for food.
11:52It's not for food.
11:54It's not for food.
11:56It's not for food.
11:58Madam, I think this is fine.
12:00Without food, there's no food.
12:02Madam, I've got a huge idea.
12:06What happened to you?
12:08Madam, this is your idea.
12:10It just came to my mind.
12:12Let's listen.
12:14Prema, you've got your ass off?
12:16Hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:18You guys are the police.
12:20You're the other, son.
12:22You're the ass off, baby.
12:24You're the ass off?
12:25You're the ass off.
12:26Baby.
12:27Yes, we're the police.
12:28Once again, you're the ass off.
12:30You're the ass off.
12:31You're the ass off.
12:32Because you're the ass off.
12:34You're the ass off.
12:35You're the ass off.
12:37Hmm.
12:38Don't get attention.
12:39Don't get attention.
12:40I'm here, Chief Inspector Pandey.
12:41One minute, gul gul.
12:43What are you doing with them?
12:44Sir, I mean...
12:46I mean, Madam's idea,
12:48I need one ass off.
12:50Tell me that one ass off.
12:52I'll take them now.
12:53Okay, okay.
12:54I'll manage.
12:55Okay.
12:56Hey, you're the ass off.
12:57I mean,
12:58I'm here.
12:59Why don't you always say that you have a love?
13:01No.
13:02So,
13:04let go ahead and take all of your attention.
13:05Because today,
13:06here,
13:07at this time,
13:08you have a love one.
13:09And guess what?
13:11He's not a person.
13:13He's a ghost.
13:14Hey.
13:44Oh, my God.
14:14You're a good guy.
14:16You're a good guy.
14:18You're a good guy.
14:20You're a good guy.
14:22You're a good guy.
14:24You're a good guy.
14:26Just one more time.
14:28You're a good guy.
14:30Hello.
14:32You're right now on the Iman Chowki.
14:34The inspector Hanuman Prashad and his team
14:36showed the name of the police.
14:38And we're showing the name of the police.
14:40And we're showing the name of the channel
14:42and we're showing the name of the police.
14:44Come on.
14:46We'll take you on the exclusive police.
14:48That's also live.
14:50Come on.
14:52Hello, police.
14:54Tell me about how you feel about people.
14:58I'll tell you anything.
15:00First of all, let me open my hand.
15:02Let me open my hand.
15:04Gobi, tell me his hand.
15:06Don't go away.
15:08I'm the inspector.
15:12This is the first one.
15:14After coming.
15:16Now tell me, this is the police.
15:18I'm not a police.
15:20Raja, camera.
15:22Camera, camera, camera.
15:24Inspector Hanuman Prashad and your team
15:26have tried to dominate the whole country.
15:28We're going to give you a reward.
15:30We're going to give you a reward.
15:32I don't hope.
15:34Where is that police?
15:36Where is that police?
15:38The police.
15:39You're going to give me a reward.
15:40She gave me a reward.
15:42You?
15:44You know her?
15:46Yes.
15:47This is Ramu.
15:48Ramu?
15:49Ram Gopal Burma?
15:50No, no.
15:51Ram Gopal Sharma.
15:52Oh, brother.
15:53No, no.
15:54This is my wife's hand on the mic.
15:57Yes.
15:58But I think this is my hand on the mic.
16:00This is my hand on the mic.
16:02Sharma, tell me why did you become a man?
16:05Do you want to listen to me?
16:06Yes.
16:07Then listen.
16:08There is no one you want to kill me.
16:09No one you want to kill me.
16:11Anything you want to kill me.
16:11But, before, I have to listen to a story.
16:14Listen to me.
16:15Listen to me.
16:16Listen to me.
16:17One, two, three.
16:18One woman was a girl.
16:20One woman.
16:21And one girl.
16:23Both loved by playing the girl.
16:26Three, two loved by having a child.
16:28In the past, living for a life.
16:30In the past, living for the life of the life.
16:32The children of the young.
16:33The girl was very sweet and a girl too, but in one day, a young man went to the girl to the girl.
16:42And she kept the mother's love of love.
16:49The young man was married to the girl in the face of the girl.
16:54But she didn't understand her, she didn't give her love.
16:58She only bought the girl.
17:01The girl is this.
17:04The girl is this.
17:07And the poor girl is this.
17:10Riva!
17:12Stop!
17:14I will never listen to anyone.
17:16I won't believe it.
17:18Good. Very good.
17:20Don't get attention.
17:22Come on with your hair.
17:24And put it on this man.
17:26Mother, this man has two hearts.
17:30For this man, it will look like this.
17:33Yes.
17:34Yes, madam.
17:35And the police is so confused.
17:37And it has double-confused us.
17:39That's why the confusion will also look like this.
17:42What?
17:43What?
17:44Yes, yes, yes.
17:45Don't go.
17:46You'll be able to get three to two times.
17:47She's a girl.
17:48She's a girl.
17:49A girl?
17:50A girl?
17:51She's a girl.
17:52She's a girl.
17:53She's a girl.
17:54She's a girl.
17:55She's a girl.
17:56She's a girl.
17:57Oh, what's wrong?
17:59What's wrong?
18:00No, we'll have to deal with her.
18:02Let's go.
18:03Let me get my hands on.
18:05You guys go to the garden.
18:07Let's start a new life.
18:09My life is with you.
18:11Thank you very much.
18:13How are you, son?
18:14I'm sorry.
18:15How much?
18:16Let's go.
18:17Let's go, Prema.
18:18Let's go.
18:19Now, I'll go.
18:21Why?
18:22I'm sorry.
18:23I'm sorry.
18:24Let's go.
18:25No, ma'am.
18:26But today,
18:27it's the first time
18:28to thank you for our police station.
18:30I'm very happy, ma'am.
18:32I'll eat pizza.
18:33Pizza!
18:34Let's go.
18:35Go, go, go.
18:36I'm coming too.
18:37Go, go, go.
18:38Okay.
18:39So, everyone will go.
18:40Oh, where are you going?
18:42What are you doing?
18:43Shut up.
18:45Look at this part,
18:46how did you learn?
18:47Oh, that man,
18:49got a boot.
18:51When will you learn?
18:52My dear, a boot.
18:53I'll get a boot.
18:54I'll get a boot.
18:55I'll get a boot.
18:56Ah!
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