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Mr Jigger
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00:00uh
00:04mla rama bhulavan
00:06ne aapne manchri ko
00:08aapni aatma katha me sasaj likhne ki dhamki di hai
00:12or chicken ke rade bada gay hai
00:14sabjiyong ke gir gay hai
00:16asthana ka dastana bholi bhali ladkiyong ko
00:18ladkiyaan kya likha hai ladkiyong ke baad me
00:22bholi bhali ladkiyong ko aapne jial me fasa kar
00:25unse shadhi karke
00:27ur suhaag rath
00:29suhaag rath kaya ke likhay
00:30suhaag rath
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00:39bholi bholi ladkiyong ko
00:41klorofaam sungha kar unko behoosh karke
00:44unke sare gheni loot kar
00:46asthana aapna dastana chowdkar
00:48gaib ho jata hai
00:50sar ye kalhi ki baat aapna
00:52laako ko kheni lootte hai usne
00:54smart man
00:55inspektna sahop me loot gai
00:57mein barbad ho gai
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01:28What a rascal man, what a rascal!
01:58What a rascal man, don't do it!
02:00Don't know him, don't run away from somewhere else!
02:02I am!
02:04And I am too!
02:06Mr. Donna, what are you doing here?
02:08What's happening here?
02:10I'm just taking a report.
02:12I'm just going to write a report.
02:14I'll write a report. Ladies to ladies to go.
02:16Get out!
02:18Get out!
02:22Inspector's car is here!
02:28Madam, this is a police station?
02:30No, this is a railway station.
02:32This is not a rascal.
02:34I'm going to stop.
02:36Let's go!
02:38On duty!
02:40Police are on duty!
02:42Let me tell you!
02:44Madam! Madam! Madam! Madam!
02:46Madam! Madam! Madam! Madam!
02:48Madam! Madam! Madam! Madam!
02:50I am just going to stop the bus.
02:52I got a postman in the road.
02:53I gave a bus.
02:54I opened it up and I went to sleep.
02:56What's that?
02:57The order of the order is not coming.
02:58No, Madam!
02:59The order of the order is not coming.
03:00But it's a challenge.
03:01It's also the police.
03:02And it's also the famous man of the police station.
03:04Who is reading?
03:06Ah!
03:07One minute, Madam.
03:08Madam!
03:09It has written.
03:10You guys understand yourself very well.
03:12But it's a number of people.
03:14You both know.
03:15Madam!
03:17Madam!
03:18I'm going to ask you.
03:19I'm going to challenge you to come to the police station.
03:22I'll become a police station.
03:23Oh!
03:24The police are looking at 17 states.
03:26And the police is not impossible to catch them.
03:28The police is not impossible.
03:29The police is not impossible.
03:30The police is not.
03:31This is a challenge.
03:33But you don't have attention.
03:35My name is Chandramukhi Chotala.
03:37It's a big challenge.
03:39I'm going to challenge you.
03:40Oh, I'm not giving you a cookie today.
03:42I'm going to leave now, or leave now.
03:44I'm not leaving now.
03:47I'm going to leave now.
03:48I'm going to leave now.
03:49I'm going to go to the police station.
03:51Oh, it's so busy.
03:52I've been keeping the kids here.
03:53I don't see anything.
03:54I don't see anything.
03:55No.
03:56My father's office is here.
03:58I'm going to leave now.
04:00Madam, I'm going to see a girl forå©š.
04:02What are you talking about?
04:04Do you know her?
04:05No.
04:06Do you understand her?
04:07Do you know anything about her?
04:08No.
04:09Do you know anything about her?
04:11No.
04:12Do you know anything about her?
04:15No.
04:16And she has a chance to say yes for her.
04:18That's why she doesn't do anything.
04:20Look, you're very small now.
04:23Before buying her, she goes to a test drive.
04:27So, before getting to a girl, she takes a test.
04:32Don't do it properly.
04:33Madam, what's wrong?
04:34You're right.
04:35You're right.
04:36You're right.
04:37You're right.
04:38You're right.
04:39You're right.
04:40You're right.
04:41How can you know this?
04:42Who is the person who is coming to her?
04:44Is it Shaiti Kapoor or Shakti Kapoor?
04:46Oh, I'm right.
04:47We're all the same.
04:49I'm not the same.
04:50I'm the same.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Oh, boy.
04:53We take the girl and look at the girl.
04:55We take the girl and look at the girl's parents.
04:59Look, little Koki.
05:01I'll do the girl's parents.
05:04I'll do the girl's parents.
05:05You're right, Shaiti Kapoor.
05:07And I'm the girl.
05:09Yes.
05:10Yes!
05:11Yes.
05:12Yes.
05:13Yes.
05:14Yes, siri, namah.
05:18Yes, siri, namah.
05:19Yes, siri, namah.
05:20Yes, siri.
05:21Yes.
05:22Yes, siri, namah.
05:23Look, second wife is up.
05:24Yes, siri, namah.
05:25I'm not considering that you weren't.
05:27What's your age of life?
05:28Yes, siri, namah.
05:29Yes, siri.
05:30Yes, siri, namah.
05:31Well, we'll be our life.
05:32Yes, siri, namah.
05:33Yes, siri, namah.
05:35We'll be here with our wedding.
05:37Oh, oh, oh, oh!
05:39Come here, come here, come here, come here.
05:41Where do you keep it?
05:43Here, come here.
05:45Sit here, sit here.
05:47How are you?
05:49Nice.
05:51Did you call it Koki?
05:53Of course, Koki, Koki.
05:55Koki, Koki.
05:57Koki, Koki.
05:59Madam, why are you coming out, Madam?
06:03No.
06:05I mean, you don't like this?
06:07No.
06:09Look at me, all the doors are closed.
06:11This is my passion.
06:13I mean, I mean,
06:15I mean, Koki is the passion for Koki.
06:17If our Madam is here,
06:19we'll keep our staff up.
06:21Madam, come inside,
06:23let's go.
06:25Koki.
06:27Koki, Koki is no harm.
06:29Look, Koki is coming.
06:31I mean, you're going to be married.
06:33Now, you're going to be a pet.
06:35Come on.
06:37You're going to be a pet.
06:39Koki?
06:41We're going to be your pet.
06:43Kattu Singh.
06:45Koki, you're going to be a pet.
06:47You're going to be a pet.
06:49You're going to be a pet.
06:51Oh, you're going to be a pet.
06:53No.
06:55Kattu Singh, how did you feel?
06:57How did you feel?
06:59Our pet is in a million.
07:01We just want to see them again.
07:03One time, we want to see them again.
07:05Hey!
07:06Hey!
07:07Hey!
07:08Huh?
07:09What are you doing?
07:11Oh, you're going to be a pet.
07:13Once we get married,
07:15this will not be our pet.
07:17So, we want to see them in the house.
07:20And yes,
07:22we need a photo of our Baba Ji.
07:26We need a photo.
07:27I'll be able to get a photo.
07:30Eve, you've come.
07:32You don't need to get a photo.
07:34My pet.
07:35Hey!
07:38Hey, big pet.
07:39You're going to be a pet.
07:40You're going to be a pet.
07:41You're going to be a pet.
07:42Let me get a pet.
07:43Let me get a pet.
07:45Hey!
07:46What are you doing?
07:47Sir, she's a pet.
07:48She's a pet.
07:49She doesn't want to get a pet.
07:50Is this a police station?
07:52Sir.
07:53Hey, Shri Ram.
07:56Hey, Shri Ram.
07:57Hey, Shri Ram.
07:58Ah.
07:59Koki ko bulaie na.
08:00We're going to get a pet of his hand.
08:01We're going to get a pet.
08:02You're going to get a pet.
08:03Yes.
08:04Bulaie.
08:05Bulaie.
08:06Bulaie.
08:07Bulaie.
08:08Koki?
08:18How beautiful you are.
08:20Hey!
08:21Hey, let's make a pet.
08:23Yes.
08:24I'm going to get a photo.
08:25You expose yourself.
08:26I need to do a photo.
08:27I have to do a photo.
08:28Ha, ha, ha.
08:29You're going to get a photo.
08:30Hey, put it on your face, brother.
08:31Hey, no.
08:32Now, you're going to get a pet.
08:34My face.
08:36Do you want to get a pet?
08:38Put it on your face.
08:39Put it on your face.
08:40Put it on your face.
08:41Oh.
08:42What?
08:43Put it on your face.
08:44Put it on your face.
08:45Put it on your face.
08:46Put it on your face.
08:47Put it on your face.
08:48Put it on your face.
08:49Put it on your face.
08:50Put it on your face.
08:51Put it on your face.
08:52Put it on your face.
08:53Put it on your face.
08:54Put it on your face.
08:55Put it on your face.
08:56Put it on your face.
08:57Put it on your face.
08:58Put it on your face.
08:59Put it on your face.
09:00Put it on your face.
09:01Oh my god, you're going to kill me!
09:04You're going to kill me!
09:10Oh, what are you doing? He's going to kill me.
09:13Come on, son.
09:14Look, I'll make a glass. I'll drink a glass.
09:16I'll drink a glass.
09:17I'll drink a glass.
09:22It was a big deal.
09:24Your daughter's heart didn't move.
09:27But you know that Manne is a man who likes it.
09:31Oh, first of all, I was making a cookie.
09:35But Eve is a man who likes it.
09:38I'm watching her for myself.
09:45What's that in her?
09:46Oh, look at that body.
09:48The muscle of the soul of the soul.
09:51Body?
09:52You call that body?
09:55Look at my body.
09:5714 hours in the gym.
09:59I'm giving you permission today.
10:01Look at my dolly.
10:03And tell me about my dolly.
10:06Oh, what are you saying?
10:10Oh, no.
10:11We don't have anything in front of our ass.
10:13Listen to it.
10:14We don't have to deal with it.
10:16We don't have to deal with it.
10:18That's what happened.
10:20We have to deal with it.
10:22We have to deal with it.
10:23All right, ladies and gentlemen.
10:25Welcome to the big fight.
10:27Today, in the blue corner here,
10:29we have Mr. Katsu.
10:36And here, with the spiky hair,
10:38in the cloggy corner,
10:39we have Inspector Anuman Prasad Ponte.
10:42All right, so now let the game begin.
11:08begin begin.
11:18Come on!
11:23UT,ER, KATUS!
11:24Don't move, Katus!
11:25Don't move!
11:26HUT!
11:35HUT!
11:36HUT!
11:37HUT!
11:38HUT!
11:39HUT!
11:39Go on, go!
11:50Oh, my God!
12:07Yeah!
12:09Oh, my God, my God!
12:20Perfect.
12:21Cheating!
12:34Hello!
12:35No!
12:36Oh, no!
12:38When we saw you, we first understood that you are our idol.
12:45Why would we marry a new world?
12:48No!
12:50This is just one girl and two girls.
12:53Your marriage is going to be from a cookie.
12:56Why are we going to give you a gift?
12:58We will only do you with your marriage.
13:02Why don't we leave the city in the city?
13:05No!
13:07When will we get our love of my heart?
13:11Darling, where will we go?
13:17Leave all that to me.
13:19Do you have some hir-e-javarat?
13:22No!
13:24What is it?
13:25My mother has made all of us.
13:28I will take them because I am very clever.
13:31Listen, hir-e-javarat.
13:33Hir-e-javarat.
13:34What is it?
13:35What is it?
13:36What is it?
13:37What is it?
13:38I am very clever.
13:39And when we all sleep, we will come and you have to make you a grыв.
13:46But after I ate three omelettes?
13:48You eat the tablet?
13:49Hey, Google!
13:50What are you talking about?
13:51I'm thinking, I'm telling you everything.
13:53That's what I'm talking about in my love.
13:56Madam, why do you do that?
13:57There's an idea in my mind.
13:59What's your idea?
14:01Madam, this idea is art.
14:03It's my mind.
14:04You know it, right?
14:05No idea, sir.
14:06Look, madam.
14:07This game is you playing.
14:09But, what is it?
14:10It's cut-down.
14:11Some times you've called me in the cabin
14:13What are you talking about?
14:16What are you talking about?
14:17Madam, I'm telling you this game.
14:19Keep it up.
14:20I guarantee you that, sir,
14:22I'm telling you very quickly
14:24that, please, little girl,
14:25let's get married.
14:28Hey, listen.
14:29Why are you doing so excited?
14:32Madam, I haven't had a wedding in a half.
14:34I haven't had a wedding in the summer.
14:36I won't have a wedding in the summer.
14:38You're the only one.
14:39You're the only one.
14:40You're the only one.
14:41You're the only one.
14:42I'm the only one.
14:43I won't do this game so easily.
14:46Let's go.
14:47Let's go.
14:48Let's go.
14:49Let's go.
14:50Oh, yeah.
14:55Oh, why is this big?
14:56Oh, come on.
14:57You're the only one.
14:58You're the only one.
14:59You're the only one.
15:00You're the only one.
15:01You're the only one.
15:02Why won't you come here?
15:04Why won't you come here?
15:15Hello?
15:16No.
15:17You're the only one.
15:18Yes, I've come.
15:20You're the only one.
15:22Yes, I've come.
15:24I've come for you.
15:26Yes, I know.
15:27Let's go.
15:28Let's go.
15:29Come.
15:43Goodbye.
15:44Uh-bye.
15:45Hey.
15:46Hey, hey.
15:47Hey.
15:48Hey, hey.
15:51Hey, hey.
15:53I've come and made a police task a bit to pick up the police.
15:59You're the only one.
16:00I've told you that the police are taking place to the public.
16:04And I'm going to ask for a question, but I don't have to be able to answer it.
16:11A.K.T.
16:14A.K.T.
16:18Bye-bye.
16:25Koki?
16:26You?
16:27Oh, the way you cut-to-cut-to-kut-to,
16:31I'm not Koki.
16:34My name is Sub-Inspector Chottala.
16:38Come on.
16:39Now, you don't have to put all the money in the jail.
16:41Come on, come on.
16:42Yes, that's okay.
16:44But how did you know that I'm a person?
16:47Why did you understand the police?
16:50Do you want to eat it?
16:52When I came to the challenge and the Koki and the Koki came together,
16:57I was able to understand that no one will be lost.
17:00Then, I called the Koki at home and knew that no girl is going to see her.
17:06Why are we talking here?
17:08Sir, it's sad that I'm going to wear my eyes.
17:12What I'm saying is that I'm saying.
17:14What I'm saying is that I'll do.
17:15Okay.
17:16Do it like that.
17:17Keep your comfort.
17:18And keep your hands up.
17:21Don't wear my hands.
17:23Good.
17:25Oh!
17:26Go, go, go.
17:28I told you that you don't need to take my hand.
17:31It's impossible.
17:33Now, I will tell you.
17:36I will do it.
17:37And I will go alone.
17:38Hey!
17:39Mr. Nala!
17:40Hey!
17:45Makanji!
17:46Hey!
17:47Hey!
17:48Hey!
17:49Hey!
17:50Makanji!
17:51Sir, I'm taking a seat right now.
17:53Hey, ambulance!
17:54Hey!
17:55This man needs to be operated!
17:56God damn it!
17:57Yeah!
17:58Hey, I'll tell you later.
17:59I'm taking an ambulance.
18:00Hey, he's a very late.
18:02Oh, no.
18:03Makanji, no.
18:04You can't leave me alone.
18:06Makanji!
18:07You've been doing my job, Chandramukhi.
18:10You'll listen to your children.
18:13Hey, you're not going to be a bad boy.
18:15Where are you from?
18:16Why did you kill me in your life?
18:17Why did you kill me in your life?
18:19You're not going to be a bad boy.
18:21You're not going to be a bad boy.
18:23I've been to be a bad boy.
18:24I've been to have a bad boy.
18:25I've been to have a bad boy.
18:27You've killed me.
18:29You're going to die.
18:30You're going to die.
18:31I'm going to die.
18:32One time, tell me that you killed me.
18:34You love me.
18:36One time, tell me that I love you, Chandramukhi.
18:40I...
18:41I love...
18:42I love...
18:43I love...
18:44I love...
18:45I love you, Chandramukhi.
18:47I like...
18:49Water.
18:50Water.
18:51What?
18:52Hey, my blood.
18:53My blood is burning.
18:54Hey, you've got to be a train with me.
18:56Hey, what's going on with me?
18:57Hey, don't you have to be a bad boy.
18:58Look, I'm not going to die.
18:59Before you die, I want to die with my blood.
19:02Where are you from?
19:04Hey, you're going to get me in front of me.
19:06I didn't have to be a bad boy.
19:07What did you get me?
19:08Hey, you've got to be a bad boy.
19:10Hey, you've got to be a bad boy.
19:12Hey, I love you, Chandramukhi.
19:14Hey, you're a bad boy.
19:16How did you get me?
19:18That's crazy.
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