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Mr Jigger
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00:00It's time to get out of the house
00:04Hey, let me tell someone
00:06Hey, let me tell someone
00:08Why did you put me in the night?
00:10What is my kusur?
00:12What is your kusur?
00:14What is your kusur?
00:16What is my kusur?
00:18What is my kusur?
00:20Hey, what is my kusur?
00:22What is my kusur?
00:24Sir, my wife's wedding
00:26Shekun's money is bringing her
00:28We will send you, we will send you
00:30We will send you
00:32Maybe my wedding has come in my heart
00:34That's why someone has sent her bio-data
00:38What?
00:40Tell her
00:41Yes, sir
00:42One minute
00:44What?
00:45Sir, this is the letter of the commissioner
00:48Sir, this is only letter
00:50The commissioner is not alone
00:52Yes, I know
00:53I was practicing
00:54Come on
00:55Yes, sir
00:58What?
00:59What happened?
01:00Sir, sir
01:01Commissioner
01:02Has said
01:03That someone is going to come to our inspection
01:05Here
01:06Come on
01:07What?
01:08What happened?
01:09Sir, sir
01:10This is also written
01:11That someone is not
01:13Mukhtar Singh Ji
01:14Oh no
01:15Sir
01:16I heard this
01:17That Chor Mukhtar Singh
01:18The name of Mukhtar Singh
01:19They will run fast
01:20Sir
01:21Sir
01:22Sir
01:23Sir
01:24What?
01:25Sir
01:26What?
01:27Sir
01:28What?
01:29Sir
01:30What?
01:31Sir
01:32What?
01:33What?
01:34What?
01:35I was just telling my brothers
01:37What?
01:38What?
01:39You know
01:40There is a very dangerous man
01:41His name is Mukhtar Singh
01:42Madam, that is Mukhtar Singh
01:43He is here
01:44He is taking our test
01:45All the tests
01:46Looked at the police
01:47Which test?
01:48Why?
01:49Madam, that is a physical test
01:51General knowledge
01:52GK
01:53Oh
01:54No, no
01:56No tension
01:57We have given a lot of tests
01:58We have given a lot of tests
01:59We will see it
02:00We will see it
02:01We will see it
02:02We will see it
02:03When the film is made
02:04Where?
02:05What?
02:06We will see it
02:07I'll have but
02:08์„
02:09์„
02:09์„
02:11์‚ฌ Enfin
02:15๊ณต๊ฐœ
02:17ๅŽ
02:18ะพั‡ะต
02:19์ด
02:20์—ฌ๊ธฐ
02:22Raw
02:24๊ฐ€
02:33I
02:48Move with me now
02:56What is it?
02:58I mean, it's a good thing
03:00I should come here first
03:03All that, you can sit here.
03:04Come and take the warm water.
03:06Sir, I feel like I didn't come here.
03:07I was going to go first.
03:09Hey, what you said, do it. Get out!
03:15Mukhtar Singh.
03:17Mukhtar Singh's name is my name.
03:19From India to America, you're very famous.
03:24Do you not know any of those?
03:25I was calling myself to take a picture first.
03:29Then why did the plan cancel?
03:31Hey!
03:33Canceled.
03:34Canceled.
03:35I have done.
03:37Because Iraq's warm in me.
03:41And you don't even know that Ladin is running away from my anger.
03:45Oh!
03:47And you?
03:49I, sir?
03:50Yes.
03:51Get late.
03:53Sir, sir.
03:54I don't give you a tribute to the police station.
03:56How do I do?
03:57The law has so much tone.
04:00Get late and sit up.
04:02Get late and sit up.
04:03You keep on the lookout.
04:05I keep on the lookout.
04:07You keep on the lookout.
04:08Huh?
04:09Huh?
04:10Huh?
04:12Huh?
04:13You sit down, huh?
04:14Huh?
04:14Huh?
04:15Huh?
04:16Huh?
04:20This is the police station.
04:20You don't have my father's house.
04:21Where do you go?
04:22Geez, sit down.
04:23What do you understand?
04:28Look, sir.
04:28You had to eat your warm water? I'm going to open it up.
04:34Very good, very good.
04:45What are you doing, sir? I'm scared, sir.
04:48Not scared. Think about the warm water.
04:51I don't like the rules.
04:54Put these in the warm water.
04:58No, sir.
04:59Put it!
05:08How are you feeling?
05:10Sir, it's cold, cold, cold.
05:13Yes.
05:14What a stamina. Keep it up.
05:21And you, go with me in the cabin.
05:24I want to inspect your inspection.
05:29And you, your hands are good.
05:33No, don't worry.
05:35I want to go to the cabin tomorrow.
05:37Ahhhhhhhh!
05:40Ahhhhhhh!
05:41Ahhhhhhh!
05:42Ahhhhhhh!
05:47Sir?
05:48What?
05:51Chandrmukhi.
05:56It's a very good name. It's a very good name.
05:58I'm going to call you Chandru.
06:03You're good.
06:04You can say anything.
06:06Chandru or Bandru.
06:09You can do good things.
06:11Like, puppy.
06:14People call me puppy.
06:18I've heard that I'm a puppy.
06:24You're good.
06:25How much is your age?
06:27No, no, don't tell me.
06:29I'll tell you.
06:3018, 19 or 20.
06:32I'm not a big one.
06:33I'm 25, 26, 27.
06:36Three.
06:37You're good.
06:39You're good.
06:43People say that I'm good too.
06:48You're good.
06:50You're good.
06:51Stop!
06:54I mean, leave all these, Mr. Nala.
06:56The commissioner's phone.
06:57Shut up!
06:58Shut up!
06:59Shut up!
07:00Shut up!
07:01You're good.
07:02You're good.
07:03You're good.
07:04You're good.
07:05You're good.
07:06Without my respect, how do you come inside?
07:08Go, go.
07:09Go, go.
07:10Go, go.
07:11Go, go.
07:12Go!
07:13Go, go, go.
07:14Go, go.
07:18Are you coming, sir?
07:21No.
07:30Bye, sir.
07:31Bye, sir.
07:32Madam, my hands fell again, madam.
07:34God, please.
07:35We're good.
07:37Hmm.
07:38Hmm.
07:39That's great.
07:40Oh, ho.
07:41Makhhan Singh.
07:43Why is this so lazy of my mouth,
07:45but they don't show me why.
07:46But no one cares.
07:47I guess they've made a lot of love.
07:49You're a lot of smart people.
07:52Listen to one more mercy.
07:53You don't have anything in the same position.
07:55You won't have any more.
07:56I'm trying to explain this as four months,
07:59if I won't to break someone for someone.
08:00I won't talk about that.
08:01I'm not talking about that.
08:03Who are you talking about?
08:04I'm talking about that Mokhtar Singh.
08:06Which you left out now.
08:08What are you doing in the cabin?
08:10This is a bumping, bumping, bumping.
08:13Don't go away, tell me.
08:15I was talking about bumping.
08:17So what do they say?
08:19I have to say about rap.
08:21I'm going to rap.
08:24They say to respect the senior officer.
08:28Respect?
08:29They say respect?
08:30I'm also the senior officer.
08:32Have you forgotten?
08:34How can I say to you?
08:36But I understand the senior.
08:39You're the one for me.
08:41What's that, madam?
08:43Oh, that's the one who put a boat in his head.
08:46Putta.
08:47Putta, putta.
08:49That's the one who is long.
08:52Madam Chen?
08:54My hand is gone, right?
08:56It's gone.
08:57I'm sorry
08:58I'm not sure.
08:59You're the one who are in the pool.
09:01I know.
09:02I'm telling her.
09:03But I won't tell you.
09:05Ah, very good.
09:06You're the one.
09:07Okay, listen to me, this is a very interesting thing.
09:10Mukhtar Singh is running, but tomorrow he will come back.
09:14And tomorrow he will take our gender knowledge test.
09:17And whoever is in the test will come back.
09:20So I decided that someone will go home.
09:24We will all stay in the police station.
09:26We will read the book of gender knowledge tomorrow.
09:29Do you understand me?
09:30Clear?
09:31Yes, sir.
09:32Good.
09:37I'm going to throw it in.
09:39Throw it in.
09:40Throw it in.
09:41Hello!
09:50Hey!
09:51After a few days, we got one of the English.
09:55Mukhtar Singh!
09:57English is the most spoken language of English.
10:01Look, we are working.
10:02Oh, yeah!
10:04What happened, Mr. O'tala?
10:06Why are you seeing these eyes?
10:08I'm not seeing.
10:09I'm thinking.
10:10I'm thinking.
10:11I'm not giving such a thought.
10:14Not right?
10:15Don't worry.
10:16Don't worry, I'm not going to worry.
10:17I'm thinking, if you go to the night,
10:19you will answer the question of the Mukhtar Singh's question.
10:22How will you give us a question tomorrow?
10:23Then, let's open the table.
10:26Let's open the table.
10:27Let's open the table.
10:28Let's open the table.
10:29What do you think?
10:30What are you saying?
10:31Free and control.
10:32And see, if we are asleep here,
10:34then what is the GK?
10:35Yes!
10:36In this age,
10:37without GK,
10:38there is no benefit here.
10:40One minute.
10:41I'm very proud of you.
10:42Please.
10:44My brain.
10:46...
10:56Okay.
11:01What are you saying?
11:03What?
11:04Do you remember?
11:12Hey, Shani!
11:13Where are you?
11:17Look, if I have something new,
11:19you can give me a place.
11:21What's that, sir?
11:23Look, listen to the sound.
11:24How are you?
11:25What are you doing, sir?
11:28If we listen to the sounds of the police,
11:31we don't run away from them.
11:35They're from their heart.
11:37The dialogue is dead.
11:39You'll become a hero?
11:41You'll be acting?
11:42You'll give a signing amount?
11:43No, I'll give you a signing amount.
11:45You'll give a signing amount.
11:46The dialogue is dead.
11:47The dialogue is dead.
11:48The dialogue is dead.
11:49The dialogue is dead.
11:50Go!
11:53Okay, okay.
11:55So Mukhtar Singh,
11:56today you will take a general knowledge.
11:58How are you?
11:59Go pee.
12:01Go pee.
12:03Now tell me,
12:04in this world,
12:05who is the most technical thing in this world?
12:08Yes.
12:09Bheins.
12:11Bheins?
12:12According to my general knowledge,
12:13the color of the whole world
12:15is dark.
12:16But it gives you a different color.
12:18Oh, yeah.
12:20The grass is green,
12:21but the grass is red.
12:23If it's on someone's skin,
12:25the skin is green.
12:26But the grass needs to be green.
12:29It's not technical.
12:30The grass needs to be green.
12:33Good.
12:34Very good.
12:35Very good.
12:36The grass needs to be green.
12:37Yes.
12:38As the meat has been green.
12:42This...
12:44You should find a tree
12:45later.
12:46I'll take it down.
12:47I'll take it away.
12:48Yes.
12:49What?
12:50What?
12:51Could you make the grass without the grass?
12:52And I'll keep the grass alone?
12:54phenomenal.
12:55Oh, yeah.
12:56So you're ready?
12:59Oh, no!
13:00I met you in the next...
13:02...
13:06Oh, dear, dear.
13:08So, now you haven't done a bottle?
13:11I've tried a lot, sir, but it's...
13:13No problem.
13:14I have a lot of money to reduce my money.
13:18Nacho.
13:21Nacho?
13:22Dance.
13:25Dance.
13:26It's a lot of money to dance.
13:28Nacho.
13:29Yes, sir.
13:36No, no, no, no.
13:40It's not a bottle.
13:42Dance.
13:43Naughty dance.
13:44Naughty?
13:45Yeah.
13:48Okay, sir.
13:49Yeah.
13:51Naughty.
13:52Yeah.
14:06Good.
14:07Good.
14:08Good.
14:09Good.
14:10Good.
14:11Good.
14:12Good.
14:13Good.
14:14Good.
14:15Good.
14:16Good.
14:17Good.
14:18You...
14:19too...
14:20...mujjah bad me milna.
14:22Oh, yeah, man.
14:23Oh, yeah, man.
14:24Oh, yeah, man.
14:25How busy?
14:30Idiot.
14:36Oh, yeah.
14:39So, can you go to Kevin?
14:43Yes, sir.
14:50Mugtar Singh said before you,
14:52that he looks good to his hands.
14:55He doesn't feel good.
14:56No, no, no.
14:57God.
15:06Cut.
15:09Hey, shikari shambu,
15:11I haven't played your band,
15:12so my name is Haruman Prasad Panday.
15:15My fingers,
15:16he made a lollipop.
15:18He made a lollipop.
15:20He made a lollipop.
15:23Are you listening, madam?
15:24Who are you saying?
15:25Who are you saying?
15:27Who are you saying?
15:28This.
15:29Oh, he was with them.
15:31Madam, I'm saying this man is fraud.
15:33Fraud.
15:34Fraud.
15:35Hmm.
15:36It seems like this man is wrong,
15:37son,
15:38son.
15:39The one who wanted to do this
15:40Mugtar Singh.
15:41He's doing it.
15:42But I'll do it.
15:44I can't do anything with the commissioner
15:45and the order of the commissioner.
15:47Son, son.
15:48Son, son.
15:49In my mind,
15:50there's no idea of throwing the ball
15:52today.
15:58Hey!
15:59Hey!
16:00I'm telling you, sir.
16:01Idea?
16:02Yes, I know.
16:03Tell me.
16:04Tell me.
16:05Tell me.
16:06You're right.
16:07You're right.
16:08Hey!
16:09I'm trying to make the ball.
16:10I'm telling you.
16:11Hey!
16:12You're right.
16:13You're right.
16:14Do you know?
16:15I'm trying to make the ball.
16:16It's a dream.
16:17You're right.
16:18You're right.
16:19Hey!
16:20How are you?
16:21Oh, hey, Chandru, hey, Chandru, Chandru, Chandru, Chandru, where are you, Chandru?
16:36You come, stick to you.
16:41Oh, yeah, I'm looking for you to see you.
16:46Oh, ma sha Allah.
16:48Oh, my God.
17:18Sangam, Sangam.
17:20Thara or Mara Sangam.
17:22Oh, no, no, no, no.
17:34Ouch!
17:35Oh no, I am Komal Nari, and you are a very dangerous man.
17:48You are a very dangerous man behind me.
17:52You are a very dangerous man.
17:54If you have something happened, oh no!
17:57You are a very dangerous man.
18:00Oh, Chandru.
18:01What you are saying is that I am not.
18:04You are not a man.
18:06I am not a dangerous man.
18:08No, but you are so dangerous that you have to hurt people.
18:13And you have to hurt people.
18:15And you are strong and dangerous man.
18:17That is a common story.
18:20Oh, but the commissioner has so big.
18:23The commissioner is a no-one.
18:25Who is the commissioner?
18:26He is a no-one.
18:28I have heard all the stories.
18:30He trusted me and sent me here.
18:33Oh!
18:34Hey, Chandru.
18:35If you are a dangerous man.
18:38I am a dangerous man.
18:40I am a dangerous man.
18:42Give me a puppy.
18:45I will give you a puppy first.
18:48I will give you a puppy first.
18:49Ladies first.
18:50Okay.
18:51Do you believe it?
18:52Yes.
18:53Close your eyes.
18:54Okay.
18:55Please.
18:56I am a son.
18:57Soon.
18:58You are a puppy.
18:59Then you are a puppy.
19:00Okay.
19:01You are a puppy.
19:02Come here.
19:03Joe.
19:04Do you give him.
19:08Do you give a puppy?
19:09Sir.
19:10Sir?
19:11No, sir.
19:13It's a modern nomor.
19:16It's a killer.
19:17Why don't you have to take a test for you?
19:21You are a great lady.
19:22Who have opened her?
19:23Let's open her.
19:25No, sir.
19:26Thank you, sir.
19:27Oh, come on.
19:28No, no.
19:29No, no.
19:30Well, I want to say something about you.
19:34Oh, I...
19:35You're like Mr. India's Mr. India.
19:38Oh, yes.
19:40So, you're going to be our Mr. India.
19:42And come to our next.
19:44No, this is not possible.
19:45Why?
19:46Because I'm Mr. India.
19:47Oh, where is it?
19:55And enjoy watching the videos.
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