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Mr Jigger
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00:00There has been some misunderstanding. Try to understand the position.
00:15Oh, let's get out of here.
00:19Is there anyone here?
00:21The madam is coming out and coming out.
00:24No one asks if madam, drink water, put your hands on your hands.
00:28But who's on the phone?
00:30Let's go inside.
00:32I didn't show this. Who is this?
00:34Yes, he's a small person who doesn't show anything.
00:38This is a doctor who has made such a injection
00:41that makes it a goody and a bubbly.
00:47I am a female.
00:49And male hormone expert.
00:52He was playing on the wrong side.
00:54Put the tire in the head.
00:58Take a look at him,
01:00then you have to pay attention to him.
01:02That's the take.
01:04Hey, hey.
01:05Hey.
01:06Hey, hey.
01:07Hey, hey.
01:08Hey!
01:09Hey, hey!
01:10Yes!
01:11Hey, hey!
01:13Hey!
01:14Hey!
01:15Hey!
01:15Commissioner, yes, sir.
01:17No, sir.
01:18Oh, yeah.
01:19Yeah.
01:20I don't know if I was just like it,
01:23leave it.
01:24I know it's just a thing.
01:25First, I'll keep you.
01:27I've got my phone in the gym.
01:27What?
01:28You don't have to worry about my phone.
01:30My phone is just waiting for me.
01:33Madam, I don't want to show anyone's face.
01:36I'll keep my phone in the room.
01:38What's that?
01:40Say it.
01:41Why are you playing in the room?
01:43Look.
01:44My name is Pahlwan.
01:45Dottipakal.
01:46Sit.
01:47And this is my brother.
01:49Hey, Khamba!
01:51One minute.
01:52Khamba!
01:53Chacha ji!
01:57Please, sorry.
01:58Why are you forgetting?
01:59We are a Khamba!
02:00Khamba!
02:01Khamba!
02:02Khamba!
02:03Khamba!
02:04Look, we are the Khamba!
02:05We are the Khamba!
02:06We are the Khamba!
02:07Khamba!
02:08Look, we are the Khamba!
02:10And today, we didn't get married.
02:12No!
02:13What is this?
02:15If someone didn't get married, how did you get married?
02:18How did you get married?
02:20Khamba!
02:21Koki!
02:22Little kids, don't listen to this.
02:25Let's go out and go out and skip.
02:27Skipping!
02:28Yes.
02:29Yes.
02:30Now, let's open it.
02:31Open it.
02:32Open it.
02:33The thing is that, you will know that last month, I had a job in my city.
02:36And that was the item.
02:38Tillow Chaman Bahar.
02:40What was that in the program?
02:42What was that?
02:45I mean, I went to the commissioner with you.
02:47My duty was on there.
02:49That day, there was a banner on stage.
02:52Tillow Chaman Bahar.
02:53Sampark.
02:54But the wrong number, that was my number.
02:57Oh, ah, printing mistake.
02:59Yes, but that day was it.
03:01And that day was it.
03:02And today's day.
03:03I would call me 300-400 people.
03:05They would call me 300-400 people.
03:06They would call me 300-400 people.
03:07They would call me 300-400 people.
03:08Excuse me.
03:09Oh, what is that?
03:10Hello?
03:11Hello?
03:12Hello?
03:13Are there a bell?
03:14No, there's a bell.
03:15No, there's a bell.
03:16No, there's a bell.
03:17No, there's a bell.
03:18All right.
03:19But I'm at home.
03:20I'm at home.
03:21I'm at home.
03:22Why?
03:23Because I'm at home.
03:24I'm at home.
03:25I'm at home.
03:26I'm at home.
03:27But I'm at home.
03:28What do you know?
03:29What, Dalal?
03:30What?
03:31Oh, I'm at home.
03:32The manager is standing.
03:33If someone says,
03:35I'm at home.
03:36I'm at home.
03:37I'm at home.
03:38I'm at home.
03:39But he's at home.
03:40But what?
03:41He's at home.
03:42He's at home.
03:43I'm at home.
03:44Oh, my God.
03:45Oh, my God.
03:46Relax, uncle.
03:47Sorry.
03:48Sorry.
03:49Sorry.
03:50Sorry.
03:51You're old.
03:52Why don't you forget?
03:53You're a little bit.
03:54Oh, my God.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:56Oh, my God.
03:57You're so bad.
03:58So, what's the number change?
03:59What's the tension?
04:00You can't do it.
04:01Because in this number,
04:02we have offers from this number.
04:04Madam, I have all the answers.
04:07This is a very big problem.
04:09We need to do anything for them.
04:11Hmm.
04:12If you asked what you said,
04:14I'll give you anything.
04:15Oh, my God.
04:17Yes, my God.
04:18I'm thinking that we'll write about it.
04:20We'll write about it.
04:21We'll keep the phone to everyone.
04:23Madam, I'm a man who calls me 300-400 phones.
04:28You're stupid, you're stupid.
04:30You're stupid.
04:31You'll get it.
04:32So, all of you will run away.
04:34Stand, stand.
04:35God, God.
04:36So, this is what I'm doing.
04:37You're naive of Majnu's phone.
04:38You've told him that you don't talk about Tillo.
04:41You want to get a message from Tillo.
04:43You want to call him Majnu's Tillo tomorrow night?
04:47Excuse me.
04:48Hello?
04:49Hello?
04:50Hello?
04:51You're seeing Tillo's phone?
04:52No, no.
04:53That Tillo doesn't want to talk to you.
04:56He wants to get a personal person.
04:58What?
04:59Why are you doing?
05:00Where? Where? When?
05:01Uh, come on to the right of the castle.
05:02Be standing in the right of the castle.
05:03Ice to the castle,
05:04A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
05:05They're saying Tillo, we're going to come to them...
05:07We're going to our stop now.
05:08We'll have to go to Tillo!
05:09We're going to have to go to Tillo.
05:10Yeah, we are standing still.
05:11Tillo!
05:12Tillo?!
05:13Oh, so much,
05:14this is so cruel!
05:15I will cut it and cut it off in the freezer.
05:19This is not a Tillo!
05:26What a bop!
05:27If you cut it, it will be destroyed in the house.
05:34Who is this?
05:35You are getting a chacha!
05:37I am all ready to put the Tillo and Chaman inside.
05:40But I think that you are going to put the Tillo and Chaman outside
05:44to arrest him, but he will understand that you don't have a pillow out of the house.
05:48How do I understand that?
05:50I will go with makeup and gait up.
05:52Yes, madam.
05:53That's what you have a pillow out of the house.
05:55That's a big deal.
05:57You are like me.
06:00I don't want to do that anymore.
06:03I don't want to do that anymore.
06:05No!
06:06The situation is complete.
06:08That's why you have to dance.
06:11But I don't want to dance anymore.
06:13I don't want to dance anymore.
06:15I don't want to dance anymore.
06:16Madam, don't take attention to her.
06:18I will make you such a dance.
06:20I will leave you such a dance.
06:22Will you leave the police's office?
06:24And you will become a dancer?
06:34Did you get the Guru Daksina Talne?
06:37Ip-chup-chap, dance.
06:39Let's dance.
06:41Okay.
06:42I'll teach you.
06:43I don't want to dance anymore.
06:45Look.
06:46There are three or four steps in the dance.
06:48Do it like you are missing a cigarette.
06:51And you are missing a bulb.
06:53Okay?
06:57Yeah!
06:58It's easy, madam.
06:59Madam, do it like you are using a pamphlet.
07:03You are using a pamphlet.
07:05Okay.
07:05I am using a pamphlet.
07:07I'm using a pamphlet.
07:08I am using a pamphlet.
07:09And I am using a pamphlet.
07:10Well, I am using a pamphlet.
07:11Then, you will do the same pamphlet.
07:13You will dance.
07:14You will dance.
07:15Pranayam is easy.
07:16Like...
07:17And, madam, you will teach me some new steps.
07:19And, madam, you will teach me some new steps.
07:23Look.
07:24It's like you are getting out of the blood.
07:26But the blood is on the height.
07:27Okay?
07:28Let's see.
07:33This is how I taught you.
07:34And you will dance.
07:35You will dance.
07:36You will dance.
07:38You will dance.
07:40It will dance.
07:41It's a place for you.
07:42I am going to dance.
07:43And you will dance.
07:52I am gonna dance.
07:53I am going to dance.
07:55You will dance now, I have to go.
07:58You will dance.
07:59You will dance.
08:00You will dance.
08:02You will dance.
08:03Let's see.
08:04You will dance.
08:05Whatever.
08:06I'll tell you something.
08:08Hey, Tillno!
08:10Tillno!
08:11Tillno!
08:12Tillno!
08:13Tillno!
08:14I'm here!
08:16I'm here!
08:17You better all the best.
08:19Good!
08:22Tillno!
08:24Tillno!
08:26Tillno!
08:27Tillno!
08:28Tillno!
08:29Tillno!
08:30Tillno!
08:31Tillno!
08:32Tillno!
08:34Tillno!
08:35What do you have to do?
08:37Dance!
08:38Shakti!
08:39Wait, wait, wait!
08:40We do light on!
08:41Light on!
08:42You have a spotlight!
08:43It's not!
08:44It's not!
08:45It's not!
08:46It's not!
08:47It's not!
08:48It's not!
08:49Hey, Eka!
08:51It's so long!
08:52And you have to wear so little clothes!
08:54I love you!
09:04What do you think?
09:05How do you think?
09:06Hey, brother!
09:07What's this?
09:08How many of us have done this?
09:09We're calling you 5500 times every day!
09:11Is this a good job?
09:12Hey!
09:13Hey!
09:14Hey!
09:15Oh!
09:16That was you!
09:17Yes!
09:18Yes!
09:19It was me!
09:20Just...
09:21Don't do a long time.
09:22Our heart has fallen away.
09:24Look at your face.
09:25Do you want to see your face?
09:27Yes!
09:28Look at...
09:29What?
09:30What?
09:31Anuman Prasad Pandey..
09:47You are under arrest..
09:49Oh, shit.
09:54What the hell, brother? What did you ask?
09:56I asked you two pegs, two egg and two leg.
09:58And what did you give me?
10:00This is jail! This is the law!
10:01Please stop the commotion. I'm trying to sleep.
10:03Oh, shut up!
10:04Okay.
10:07Don't tell me. I've never come to kill you.
10:10I've come to hear this news that tomorrow you'll be leaving a case.
10:13And we'll transfer you to a big jail.
10:15Oh, ho.
10:16So you've come to tell me this.
10:18Okay.
10:20Send me that big jail door.
10:22I didn't know what I thought about
10:25that I'll be married and I'll be 7-8 children.
10:32Are you saying wrong or I'm listening wrong?
10:34No, I'm saying wrong and you're not listening wrong.
10:37I was the first of all of this case.
10:39That's why I'm telling you,
10:41I'll call myself the hell out of that.
10:43Oh, ho.
10:44You are the only one in the Mokai Vardat.
10:45I'll call myself the hell out of that.
10:48I'll call myself the hell out of that.
10:50Pintu's name was Pintu.
10:52He was a young man.
10:54One day, his mobile number was in a poster.
10:56And no-go has called him so much
10:59that he didn't get his name.
11:02Pintu, I love you, yaar.
11:05And I didn't want to say
11:07that Pintu is the same thing with a mess.
11:09That's why I got myself
11:11to make a mess with a mess.
11:13To make a mess.
11:15Are you talking about it?
11:17You open a mouthful and listen to me.
11:20The world is no doubt.
11:22But if my chandramukhi chautala
11:24has lost me,
11:25I can't believe this.
11:29What did you say?
11:30Who?
11:31Me.
11:32Just me.
11:33But you know,
11:34you understand that you keep me
11:36and I don't like you.
11:38But I thought,
11:39that when I get pressure under you,
11:40I'll get married with you.
11:42We'll have a good house.
11:44And one day,
11:46I'll ask for a lot of fun and mood.
11:48Hey!
11:49Where are you from?
11:50Where are you from?
11:51And I will tell you
11:52that the kids will be able
11:53to listen to your mom's
11:54little stories.
11:55Is it right?
11:56No, no, no.
11:57It's my dream.
11:58It's my dream.
11:59It's my dream.
12:00It's my dream.
12:01Oh, no!
12:02The dream will be full.
12:03You don't get attention.
12:04My mind is full of it.
12:05I see it.
12:06I see it.
12:07Which case?
12:09And how?
12:10Can you both stop the commotion?
12:12I'm trying to sleep.
12:13First of all,
12:14I'm trying to sleep.
12:15I'm trying to sleep.
12:16I'm trying to sleep.
12:18Madam,
12:19Madam,
12:20what are you saying?
12:21Madam,
12:22we've got hair and hair.
12:23Yes, madam.
12:24We're in love.
12:25No.
12:26I can see that
12:27Madam is standing in my heart.
12:29I think Madam is saying
12:31right.
12:32Don't put your hands on your head.
12:34Don't put your hands on your head.
12:36Don't put your hands on your head.
12:38Don't put your hands on your head.
12:39Can anyone do this wrong?
12:40No.
12:41No.
12:42That's it.
12:43So, we have to save Makhchand Singh
12:45because
12:46this is the whole police department
12:48of the police department.
12:50Yes, madam.
12:51Make it.
12:52Make it.
12:53Make it.
12:54Make it.
12:55Make it.
12:56The case will not be made.
12:58What?
12:59Because he's the main inspector.
13:01Hey,
13:02that's it.
13:03You're that's the main inspector
13:05Innspector?
13:06It's all works.
13:07We'll go to the court
13:09and go to the airport.
13:10But he must die
13:11in the main inspector.
13:12Oho.
13:13Let's reach the home.
13:14The airport will go to the first one.
13:15Mother.
13:16You don't have the police with Panga,
13:18then go.
13:19Panga?
13:21We'll take the people of Panga.
13:23You must have taken Panga with the first men.
13:26His inspector will be the only the first one.
13:29We will stay in the same place.
13:31And this is a story of a man.
13:34Let's go.
13:39My Gopi.
13:40Yes, ma'am.
13:41What did this person write in the FIR?
13:43Ma'am, she wrote in the FIR that people
13:46understand it and understand it.
13:48That's it.
13:49So, this is the only way to save it.
13:52What's that, ma'am?
13:53That we have to make this person
13:55to make this person
13:57but how will it happen?
13:59Ma'am, in my mind,
14:01you have a half-murdana, half-jurana idea.
14:03Listen to me.
14:11Sorry, ma'am.
14:12Listen to me.
14:17You!
14:18When my wife is married,
14:20you will come back to me.
14:21Very good, very good.
14:23Gopi?
14:24That's my daughter's daughter.
14:26Okay, jih.
14:27Yes!
14:28The thing is that,
14:29Dhrtipakard Singh ji.
14:30Our madam ji,
14:31has had her own wrong feelings.
14:32That's why,
14:33she said to you
14:34have called you
14:35for drinking tea.
14:36Look,
14:37Look, you're crying.
14:38You're crying.
14:39Hey, brother.
14:40Dhrtipakard.
14:41What's the matter?
14:42After success,
14:43you've come to be right
14:44and we are wrong.
14:46What are you saying,
14:47Koki?
14:49No!
14:50Don't mistake you,
14:51Don't mistake you.
14:52Don't wash your heart.
14:53Now you go and skip. Go, go.
14:56Why are you sitting here? Sit, brother.
14:58Sit, sit.
14:59Today, you're our friend.
15:01Don't be handsome.
15:02I'm going to get that inspector in jail.
15:04I'll give you such a good advice.
15:06Hey, son, gulgulay.
15:08Our friend has got a lot of money.
15:10Come on, son.
15:11Don't be mad.
15:13Don't be mad.
15:14Don't be mad.
15:15If you're a human child,
15:18I'll tell you that you're our friend.
15:21A human child?
15:23Yes.
15:28Very good.
15:30Very good.
15:31Look, I'm a human child.
15:36Good job.
15:38Son.
15:39I don't want to get your hands.
15:41That's the doctor.
15:43That's the doctor.
15:44That's the doctor.
15:45That's the doctor.
15:46That's the doctor.
15:47That's the doctor.
15:48That's the doctor.
15:49Come on.
15:50Yeah.
15:51Hi.
15:52Hi.
15:53Hi.
15:54Hi.
16:13Hi.
16:14Hi.
16:15I have a good idea.
16:17I have a good idea.
16:19I have a good idea.
16:21What happened to me?
16:23What happened to me?
16:25I have a good idea.
16:27Now I have to sit and sit.
16:29Look what happens to you.
16:31Who is this?
16:33Who is this?
16:35This is the doctor who is taking a injection.
16:37Tassahit Kapoor, Kareena Kapoor,
16:39and Rani Mukherjee
16:41will become a case of Mukherjee.
16:43And you,
16:45Dhrtipakar,
16:47has become a place of Mukherjee.
16:49What?
16:51You did not do it here.
16:53We did not do it with the police.
16:55I will never do it with the police.
16:57Now please,
16:59please do it with me.
17:01I will never do it.
17:03I will never do it.
17:05I will never do it.
17:07Look, brother.
17:09You have to take it back.
17:11Take it back.
17:13Let me sign it back.
17:15We will make a real man.
17:17I will also sign it back.
17:19Otherwise,
17:21I will never do it with the police.
17:23I will never do it with the police.
17:25Sit.
17:26Very good.
17:27Let's go, brother.
17:28You will leave the house.
17:29But my situation is fine.
17:31Sit.
17:32Sit.
17:33There is no need for the pension.
17:34I have only given the dose of 15 minutes.
17:36After 15 minutes,
17:37you will be fine.
17:38Thanks.
17:39But wait a minute.
17:41I have made a new injection.
17:42I think I will test it.
17:44Do it.
17:46Do it.
17:47Do it.
17:48Do it.
17:49Very good.
17:50Dear Gopi.
17:51Take it.
17:52Take it.
17:53Take it.
17:54Take it.
17:55Take it.
17:56Take it.
17:57Take it.
17:58Take it.
17:59Take it.
18:00Yes, brother.
18:01Makhand Singh.
18:02The case.
18:03I have been given it.
18:04Huh?
18:06Oh, thank you.
18:07Keep it.
18:08Keep it.
18:09Tell me.
18:10Our wife is fine.
18:11Yes, fine, fine.
18:12Why is she fine?
18:13Let's fix the date soon.
18:14Ah.
18:15Our wife will be 21 March.
18:18Two thousand.
18:19Five thousand.
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