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00:00Is this the name?
00:02What?
00:03Havaldar sahab, havaldar sahab, havaldar sahab, havaldar sahab, mustil se meira mobile khou gaya hai.
00:07Please, meira mobile kahi se khoj ke nakaal ye.
00:10Havaldar sahab, havaldar sahab, havaldar sahab.
00:12Apeyan ghaadi aadmi.
00:13Arre, kya huwa?
00:14Please...
00:15Erre, ek line me, des bar havaldar bol dar puchte kya huwa?
00:17Arre, tu ap havaldar hi toh hai.
00:18Arre, to kya jab kariga havaldar ka?
00:21Havaldar hata sahab bol sahab.
00:27Korn hai tu? Korn hai tu?
00:28Kya tariqa hai, bhai ek doktor ho?
00:30Arre, to kya karu mein?
00:31Na streccer pelet jaun, ki injeksyon tukau alu.
00:33Na operation kar alu.
00:35Babadi puchna manne bata raha hai, doktor.
00:37Heeru.
00:38Mu'th hai chala, kya huwa aagaya humare khaane mein?
00:40Dekhiye, ek hafde se meira mobile kahi kho gaya hai.
00:42Toh, par dousra kri dh lo.
00:44Arre, nahi, nahi, nahi, mujha vohi mobile chahiye.
00:46Uff!
00:47Puldriyo!
00:48Aisah kya hai, us mobile mein?
00:50Aas se dous saal pehle,
00:52meri girlfriend ne mujhe ek mobile gift kiya tha.
00:54Uff, vay, flashback ali time ni, aida bol jaldi.
00:56Meheri girlfriend toh muha chhold ke kahii bhaag gai
00:58aur uski aakhri nishani joh ek mobile tih,
01:00voh bhi kahi kho gaya.
01:02Please, mujhe, meera mobile.
01:04Nahi!
01:06Voh tumhe chhold kar isi lihe bhaag gai,
01:08chokki tab tumhare jayb mein nahi paisa tha.
01:10Ab tumh hume yee batao,
01:12ki tumhara mobile dikhne mein kaisa tha.
01:14Ah, meera mobile, ah,
01:16itna, meri khal chai itna lamba,
01:18aar haa itna hi lamba tha,
01:20or itna chona.
01:22Adhye ke saize ka mobail tha, prana model.
01:24Haha, vohi vohi, vohi vohi vohi vohi.
01:26Aray, ah, toh adhye ke saize ka itna bada mobail
01:28kaisa khodhiyya, tune?
01:30Maadam, jab itni bada girlfriend khodhi,
01:32tuh eek mobile phone kya cheez hai.
01:34Good. I like. Very good.
01:36Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:38Naya bhi jadeh ah rai.
01:40Arsuna bai, last.
01:42Last kahan dhekha tha, tune apna mobail?
01:44Maadam, mujhe khayal hai ki ek hakte pehle
01:46minne eek chotte kazm ke aadmi ka operation kiya tha.
01:50Us ya, operation ke vahsya,
01:52mera mobail kahi kho gaya.
01:53Mujhe lagta hai ki kahi,
01:54us admi rai to mera mobail nahi chuna liya.
01:56Padami case to aine ki tarah sara.
01:58Thare se pucha mene.
01:59Na thare se pucha kisi ne.
02:00Sorry.
02:01Jadda wakil honi ki jurut na hai.
02:02Sorry.
02:03Ar tu sun le, doctor.
02:04Yes.
02:05In dono havaldaron ko,
02:06us admi ka ulia batade,
02:07ar ja ke bench pe badeza.
02:09Ar tum dono,
02:10jada havaldar hi karo.
02:11Ar us admi nye dharke leke aho.
02:13Chalo.
02:14Jun!
02:15Jun!
02:16Jun!
02:17Jun!
02:18Jadda, jadda.
02:19Jeti, j
02:34on还是 in our cameos fed por prepare.
02:37Hey, brother, it's a good name, but it's a big name.
02:41But very nice to meet you. Very nice name.
02:43Let me introduce myself.
02:45I am Inspector Chief Inspector Hanuman Pasad Pandya.
02:49Hey, hey, hey.
02:51Hey, hey.
02:53Who's he?
02:54Who's he?
02:55How can I say this?
02:56This is the doctor who gave me a pain operation.
02:58The whole heart is broken.
03:00It's a crazy thing.
03:02Oh, that's me.
03:04I mean, it's crazy.
03:06It's crazy, it's crazy.
03:07What do you mean?
03:08I mean, they hear the sound from the chest.
03:10Hello?
03:11Hello?
03:12Network is not available.
03:13Dial number is not available.
03:14Note is not reachable.
03:15What do you hear from the West?
03:18No!
03:20Oh, doctor.
03:21What have you done?
03:22Have you never left mobile in his chest?
03:26Good.
03:28Let's go.
03:29Let's go.
03:32Yes, bro.
03:33Give me a number.
03:34Gopi, give me a number.
03:36Pardon?
03:38Pardon?
03:39Pardon, pardon pardon?
03:40Pardon?
03:47I'm coming with my phone.
03:48Do you call me?
03:52Hello?
03:53Yes, sir.
03:54Does my sounds come from?
03:55The sounds come from?
03:56But the sound of the horn is coming from.
03:57The sound of the horn?
03:59Yeah.
04:00Look, I have a phone in my phone.
04:01I've got a water on this topic.
04:03Hey, who's the phone will cut my father?
04:06Go!
04:07Listen, doctor.
04:08We've never found my phone.
04:10You're happy, right?
04:11You're happy.
04:12What's it?
04:13But I don't listen to you, man.
04:16I've become a man from PCO.
04:17Now, there's no way that people will come to me,
04:20I'll put a cigarette in my mouth and say hello-hullo.
04:24He's completely messed up.
04:26Tell this doctor to me, madam,
04:28that I'm going to do my operation
04:29and I'm going to get out of my mobile.
04:30Please.
04:31Let's go, brother.
04:32You get attention.
04:33Hey, doctor.
04:34Don't do any operation.
04:35Madam, my school is that I don't do any operation without any fees.
04:40My father told me,
04:41don't do any operation without any fees.
04:44Because I've done their operation without any fees.
04:48And he died.
04:51Doctor,
04:53you did any operation without any fees.
04:55I won't do any fees without any fees.
04:58Oh no!
05:00Oh no, madam,
05:01I'll get $50,000.
05:02I've got one thing.
05:03I've got one thing.
05:04I'll take the money.
05:05I'll take the money.
05:06I'll take the money.
05:07I'll take the money.
05:08Why are you doing this?
05:09I'll take the money.
05:10Doctor, I'll take the money.
05:11Go, go.
05:12Oh no.
05:13Oh no.
05:14Go, go.
05:15Oh no.
05:16Madam,
05:17I'll finish the money.
05:18I'll take the money.
05:19And you've made a nice market.
05:21Go, go.
05:22Go, go.
05:23Go, go.
05:24Go, go.
05:25Go, go.
05:26Go, go.
05:27I'll take the money.
05:29You've made one of the money.
05:30Because I've got another money.
05:31I'll take the money.
05:32Let's go.
05:37He's got a good money.
05:38And he's got a good money.
05:39He's got a good money.
05:40It's fine.
05:41Don't worry.
05:44Manu.
05:45You're going to eat.
05:46You're going to eat.
05:47You're going to eat.
05:48You're going to eat.
05:49You're going to eat.
05:50You're going to eat.
05:51Ram, you're going to have no idea.
05:54You're going to keep your attention.
05:56I'm going to eat some idea.
05:58So let's go.
05:59Let's go.
05:59I'm going to think.
06:00I'm not going to think about anything.
06:04I'm going to reach out to this niskarst.
06:07That's the doctor.
06:08He will be able to operate without a operation.
06:10And after that, he won't be $100.
06:12So this will be the police.
06:16What?
06:17Madam, this is correct.
06:19Everything comes out of the police.
06:21Wait a minute.
06:22Look, there's no need to be so aggressive.
06:24Look, in our way,
06:26we should not have to do so much of our P.K. Gripadis.
06:30I know.
06:31You understand that we're going against you.
06:33But we're not going.
06:34Look, we understand.
06:35If you're going to be the love of love,
06:37it will be great.
06:39I think you're going to eat.
06:40No, don't eat.
06:41Don't eat.
06:42Ow!
06:43Madam, I was saying that...
06:46Madam, we use the dinosaur-sharp-choran.
06:50Correct, correct.
06:50What is that?
06:52Madam, the dinosaur-sharp-choran.
06:54It's such a choran, madam.
06:55The food that is in the inside,
06:57it will also come out.
06:58Yes!
06:59Madam, when I was little,
07:00one of the time came out.
07:01And after I ate the dinosaur-sharp-choran,
07:03then it also came out.
07:06Hey, you're right.
07:07I also came out of a quarter.
07:10Huh?
07:11I mean, I took a bottle and drank a bottle.
07:13We drank water, right?
07:14So we ate the dinosaur-sharp-choran at night.
07:17In the morning, in the morning,
07:18in the morning, in the morning.
07:19It's a bad thing.
07:21What you do, you do,
07:22you don't do dinosaur-sharp-choran.
07:23That's one's good.
07:24Come on, you're lulled.
07:25No, it's not.
07:26No.
07:26Never.
07:27Now, why not.
07:28Come on.
07:28Come on.
07:29Come on.
07:29Come on.
07:30Come on.
07:32Come on.
07:32Come on.
07:33Control.
07:33Go over.
07:34Come on.
07:36Madam, Madam.
07:38What happened?
07:39Don't burn your ears back.
07:40Come on.
07:41Why're your hair on?
07:42Madam, this choran is eating,
07:44and drink the engine in the night.
07:46I'm shadowing in the middle of it.
07:48I'm feeling too uncomfortable.
07:50Hey, doctor.
07:51Choran, we have played this.
07:53Why don't you keep doing this?
07:54This engine didn't do shunting with it.
07:56It was also stuck with it.
07:59Is there anything to do with shunting?
08:02Is there anything out there?
08:04What is the mobile?
08:06The battery also didn't get out.
08:07Madam, this is possible that the mobile is coming out
08:10and you don't know how to go.
08:11I...I...I...I...
08:13I mean, how did you get out of this mobile?
08:15She didn't know.
08:16You don't get out of it.
08:17You don't get out of it.
08:19This was your idea, madam.
08:20You don't get out of it, madam.
08:21Rafter, stop!
08:22Rafter, stop!
08:23Hey!
08:24Don't stop the children's drama.
08:25Koki, son.
08:26Yes, sir.
08:27Neelani number.
08:28Dial the number.
08:29Okay.
08:34Sir, it's all over.
08:35Hey, PK, how did you get out of it?
08:37How did you get out of it?
08:39What happened to you?
08:41Cut, cut, cut, cut.
08:43Sir, what happened?
08:44I had to kill him a lot of times.
08:46That's why I was feeling bad.
08:48That's why we had two bottles of water.
08:50And probably the water is running in mobile.
08:53That's why we are running in the mobile mode.
08:56Huh?
08:57Oh, what do you do?
08:59Madam, the water will not be dry.
09:03Or if the mobile will get worse.
09:04Let's dry, dry, dry.
09:06Please, save my mobile.
09:07No!
09:08How will we save their mobile?
09:11How will the inside of the water?
09:13Control, control.
09:15Madam, I showed up in a mobile in the toilet.
09:18I put my hand like this, madam.
09:19And I'm tired of having the mobile.
09:21Then I'm tired of having a head dry.
09:23Oh, madam.
09:24Do a mobile.
09:25Ah!
09:26Ah!
09:27Jemrak! Jemrak!
09:28Jemrak! Jemrak!
09:29Jemrak!
09:30Jemrak!
09:31Jemrak!
09:32Jemrak!
09:33Jemrak!
09:34Jemrak!
09:35Jemrak!
09:36Jemrak!
09:37So, what do you think? Tell us about it.
09:39From this tree.
09:40What?
09:41A tree?
09:42Look, look.
09:43How much is it going to be in the name of this tree?
09:45It's starting to be in the name of this tree.
09:47Hey, I'm talking about this tree on the dress.
09:51I know, I know.
09:53Let's go, son.
09:54She's a big one.
09:55She's a big one.
09:56She's a big one.
09:57She's a big one.
09:58Oh, mom.
09:59I'm going to dry this water.
10:07Hey!
10:08Hold your horses, madam. Hold your horses.
10:11I have a big idea.
10:12When you're talking about this dude,
10:14why don't you tell me about it?
10:15Hey!
10:16Hold your horses, madam. Hold your horses.
10:20I think you're a little bit of afaccia.
10:23Take a quick, bite and kill me.
10:26One minute, madam.
10:28Why is the doctor not doing this?
10:32Because he needs a piece?
10:35Very good, ma'am. I like it. I like it.
10:38Jadda, jadda, jadda.
10:39Ha, ha, ha.
10:40And sir, why are you giving this fees?
10:43Because it doesn't have money.
10:45Exactly my point, sir.
10:46Ha, ha, ha.
10:47So why don't we give money to give money?
10:50And how do we give money?
10:53I'll tell you, madam.
10:54I'll tell you.
10:55Come, I'll tell you.
10:57I'll tell you.
10:58Because there are also people's people's people's people.
11:01Ha, ha, ha.
11:02I'll tell you, someone's people's people, who can tell you.
11:05If you leave acting, tell you ideas.
11:08Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
11:11Oh, yeah.
11:16Shhh.
11:17Don't fall.
11:18Don't fall.
11:20Hello?
11:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:24Ha, ha, ha.
11:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:26Ha, ha, ha.
11:27Ha, ha, ha.
11:28Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:31Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:32Drug.
11:33I'm heading to two days.
11:34I'm here.
11:35Okay, okay?
11:36Okay.
11:37Okay.
11:38Okay, bye.
11:39Ha, ha.
11:40Ha, ha, ha.
11:41What was the train on the express highway?
11:43Why?
11:44Is there a railway station?
11:45Yes, bhaa.
11:46Gappu-chappu.
11:47Three dogs come out.
11:48Ha, ha.
11:49Ha, ha.
11:50Oh, so there's no problem here.
11:52Case solved.
11:53Doctor.
11:54Hold, tell your house.
11:55You can pay 2,000,000.
11:56But why you can pay?
11:57You won't pay?
11:58Look, get the money from home.
12:00Get the money to give it to you.
12:02This will play with you.
12:04You will win your money with you.
12:06Then you will do your fees and then you will do it again.
12:08Do you understand?
12:10I don't understand.
12:12Oh boy, Tahu!
12:14We will have to get the money from you.
12:16And then, there are also three benefits.
12:18One is...
12:20One is...
12:22One is...
12:24One is...
12:26One is...
12:27One is...
12:29You will have to get the money from home.
12:31You will have to get the money from home.
12:33And, Gopi, you will have to take the table.
12:35I will be back.
12:38Sorry, left hand side.
12:40You have to play?
12:42Please, please, please.
12:44You will win.
12:45You will win.
12:46Oh boy, brothers and sisters.
12:49Come here, come here, come here.
12:51The biggest jua match of the year.
12:53Stop!
12:54Stop!
12:56Who did you come inside?
12:57I had to admit it.
12:58I will cut you.
12:59I will cut you.
13:00I will ask you.
13:01Let's go.
13:06My hand is my hand.
13:07My money is my money.
13:08Come on, let's see your paper.
13:09And open your money.
13:11No, madam.
13:12You are my money.
13:13You will see it.
13:14You will see it.
13:15Come here, madam.
13:16Come here.
13:17Come here.
13:18Come here.
13:19Come here.
13:20Take him.
13:21Time to make it
13:33Look at your hands and pray
13:39Use all this.
13:40Come here, madam.
13:41See you, madam.
13:42Uh, madam.
13:43Put it, put it, put it, put it.
13:44Madam, madam, there are three wadshahs.
13:46There are three wadshahs, there are three wadshahs.
13:48Pulled the air, the air.
13:52What is it?
13:53There are three wadshahs.
13:55Hey, son, you put it, put it.
13:57Don't get all the tension.
13:58I'll take it.
13:59And, brother, the other party.
14:02You've kept such a smile.
14:04Madam, let's leave it.
14:05Put it, put it, put it, put it.
14:07Put it, put it, put it.
14:08Okay, okay.
14:09Soak, do it.
14:12I'm sorry.
14:14Three wadshahs.
14:17Three wadshahs.
14:21Manoos, in your heart,
14:23I made this pure wadshahs.
14:26And you never win, never win.
14:28Don't take the mobile again.
14:30Manoos? Manoos? Manoos?
14:32No, that manoos.
14:34And you, you're running away.
14:36I was saying, three wadshahs will not come.
14:38Three wadshahs will not come.
14:39Where are you now?
14:40Where are you in your head?
14:41Madam, madam.
14:42You're doing something for me.
14:43Oh my god, this is the way I am going to get rid of it.
14:50Yes, I am going to get rid of it.
14:53What are you talking about here?
14:55Oh my god, what is the kidney?
15:00Oh my god, listen to me.
15:03A man can also live with a kidney, but nobody can take a mobile.
15:08Listen to me, you have to know the rate for the kidney.
15:13Come on.
15:15Hello, Lily.
15:20Oh, 30, 30.
15:22Lily has a photo of the camera.
15:25Lily is not a girl.
15:28Lily is my compounder, Lily.
15:30Listen to me.
15:32Okay.
15:33Hello, Lily.
15:34Please tell me, what is the rate of kidney?
15:37What?
15:38Tell me more.
15:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
15:42I drank water.
15:43No, it's not bad.
15:44Okay, okay.
15:45Rate it?
15:465,000,000.
15:475,000,000?
15:48Very good.
15:49So, take this kidney.
15:50Take this kidney.
15:511,000,000,000,000.
15:52I mean, this is it.
15:5350,000,000.
15:54And the rest of it will be 3.
15:571,000,000,000,000 and 1,000,000,000.
16:00What?
16:01I don't know.
16:02I'll try to get rid of the kidney.
16:04I'll try to get rid of the kidney.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Oh, I'll try to get rid of the kidney.
16:09The kidney has also been killed in the kidney.
16:12The kidney has also killed the kidney.
16:19The problem is, I'm tired.
16:21Oh, I'm tired.
16:23One minute.
16:25I'm tired.
16:26I'm tired.
16:27What do you want?
16:28A little or a little?
16:29A little.
16:30A little.
16:31A little?
16:32A little bit?
16:33Yeah.
16:34Do you want something?
16:35No.
16:36Okay.
16:38Oh, my God.
16:39Oh, my God.
16:40Oh, my God.
16:41Take this.
16:42Eat this.
16:43Oh, my God.
16:44No, my God.
16:45The blood of the blood of the blood of the blood.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:48My operation is working on the doctor's side.
16:50Oh, very good.
16:52Congratulations.
16:53I'll call my madam.
16:55Madam!
16:56Madam!
16:57Madam!
16:58Madam!
16:59Madam!
17:00Madam!
17:04Thank you very much.
17:05If I had that, I was working on my empire.
17:07Did I hear from my mobile too?
17:09Oh!
17:10Oh my god!
17:11aaa!
17:12I like that cake there.
17:13Have you localized!
17:14How so much was it in your belly?
17:17Mr.
17:18You have to get.
17:20Yes, you have.
17:21To give me their own money!
17:22What's this?
17:22What's that?
17:23That's!
17:23What's that?
17:24The hell!
17:25What do you think about the welfare fund?
17:27Oh, that's it.
17:28I'll keep this. But tell me, what is it?
17:31What is it?
17:32It's our hatkadi, our government's property,
17:35which you both said here.
17:36Hatkadi?
17:37Yes, look, there's a property in our hatkadi.
17:40It's our hatkadi.
17:41My house was your house.
17:43No, I didn't know if I had to pay for the operation,
17:45but it was your house.
17:46No, it was your house.
17:47No, it was your house.
17:48How did you do that?
17:49My house is my house.
17:50My house is my house.
17:51What happened?
17:52What happened?
17:55There's something in your stomach.
17:57Maybe it's the hatkadi.
17:59Oh, I see.
18:00I remember.
18:01I'm so sorry.
18:02I'm so sorry.
18:03No, no, no, sorry.
18:05Don't worry.
18:06Don't worry.
18:07Put the table back, put the table back and listen to the doctor.
18:10Let's take it from your house.
18:12I won't take it.
18:13Oh, that's good.
18:14I'll take it.
18:15I'll take it.
18:16Oh, madam, she'll take it.
18:17But after that, I'll take it.
18:19I'll take it back.
18:20How will I do that again?
18:21Oh, that's a kidney.
18:22Don't keep it.
18:23Let's take it.
18:24Let's take a kidney.
18:25Yay!
18:26Yeah!
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