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00:00Okay, fess up.
00:27Which one of you two has helped themselves to my fancy hand cream?
00:31Cos it's all gone.
00:34Both of you?
00:35I know. I couldn't help myself. It smells good.
00:38It so does.
00:39I don't believe this.
00:41Right, consider this a formal caution.
00:43Mmm.
00:45Mmm, Betsy.
00:47Who's ringing you at this time?
00:50Mum.
00:52I can answer it.
00:53Mm-mm. I will call her later.
00:54Right, I'm gonna miss the bus, so see ya.
00:56Yeah, I'll see you later, love.
00:58Bye.
00:59Bye.
01:01Mmm.
01:03And that is a first.
01:05I can't wait to speak to Becky.
01:06I know.
01:08Maybe it's here another sign that she's going off the whole Spain idea.
01:12Yeah, maybe.
01:14Look, let's not count our chickens, Josh, eh?
01:16No.
01:16Oh, heck, it's Ella, the wedding dress designer.
01:23She wants to see if we can still make it at lunchtime.
01:26What?
01:26I thought you were gonna put her off until when you go ahead.
01:29Yeah, I know.
01:30I've just forgot with all the cuffluffle.
01:31I just...
01:32I'll cancel her now.
01:34No.
01:35No, it's...
01:35It's fine.
01:37What?
01:38You sure?
01:39Yeah.
01:40Yeah, of course, I'll pop over at lunch.
01:43Brilliant.
01:47Rash are gonna beg in if you fancy us?
01:48No, he doesn't.
01:49I don't want his after.
01:50He's getting all furred up.
01:51Furred up?
01:52Babe, bacon's so bad for you, it's full of fat.
01:55Prime of my life here.
01:56Exactly.
01:57Growing boy.
01:58Cheers, ma.
01:59Did you look in on Will?
02:00He's been in the shower for the last half hour, getting himself beautiful for his first day.
02:04Go easy on him today, please.
02:06Last thing he needs is you on his case.
02:07So I'm supposed to ignore the fact that he did a runner?
02:10He's just missing his mates.
02:12Well, then how come he tried to bring his passport?
02:14Unless Hull's rejoined the EU and nobody told me.
02:17Eva's right.
02:18You are not to go blundering in there again in your size 11s.
02:22Cut the boys some slack.
02:24I'm sorry.
02:26She just agreed with me again.
02:29Let me call the Gazette.
02:30Tell them to hold the front page.
02:34Where is Hope?
02:35She's gonna be late again.
02:37Probably in a room, slapping loads more make-up on.
02:40Oh, right.
02:40Well, I'm gonna have to get going, because I'm gonna be late and all.
02:43Oh, um, before you go, some kids in my class were being mean about my phone.
02:48What?
02:48What?
02:49There's nothing wrong with it.
02:51They called it cringey and clapped.
02:53Clapped?
02:55Can I just get a new one?
02:56It's only £10 a month for you, babe.
02:59No.
02:59No.
03:00Look, money is tight enough as it is right now.
03:02And anyway, you'll only go and lose it.
03:04You'd give Hope one if she had a son.
03:06Oh, no, we wouldn't, love.
03:08Why would you say that?
03:09Forget it.
03:10I'm going to school.
03:11Ruby!
03:19You all right?
03:22Is this it?
03:25What do you mean?
03:26It's breakfast?
03:27Nice try.
03:28Don't pretend you forgot our anniversary.
03:30Is that today?
03:34Why don't you check the laundry basket?
03:36Oh, better not be all dirty boxes.
03:40No.
03:44Beer?
03:45Yeah.
03:46It's not just any beer, though.
03:48It's like specially assorted craft ales from all around the country.
03:51There's one in there called Stonehaven Smog.
03:55Supposed to taste like dead smoky.
03:57You are aware that I'm pregnant?
04:00Yeah.
04:02You know, there's one in here for you.
04:04Where is it?
04:05Yeah.
04:06Alcohol-free.
04:07All right, okay.
04:08What, and the other five are all for you, are they?
04:10You know what?
04:11I might nip into town and take back that shirt I got you.
04:14Oh, did you get me a shirt?
04:14Yeah, I did.
04:15Yeah.
04:16Because that's what people do on their anniversaries, David.
04:18They buy something for the person they love, which is probably why you bought these for yourself.
04:23I'm only winding you up.
04:25I've booked us a table at the bistro as well.
04:27Oh, all three of us, not just for you.
04:30Yeah, all three of us, yeah.
04:32Oh, that's more like it.
04:33I thought I was going to have to fire you then, but I've decided to renew your contract.
04:36But I get to renegotiate my package.
04:38If you're lucky, I might renegotiate it for you.
04:40I'll see you later, Dad.
04:48Hold up.
04:49I'll walk you to the bus stop.
04:50Dad, I'm not six anymore.
04:52I need to make sure you get on the bus.
04:54Don't try and do a rumour again.
04:55Are you ever going to let that go?
04:57As soon as you tell me why you needed to bring your passport.
04:59Why do you think?
05:01In case I needed ID.
05:02So how come you didn't just say that yesterday?
05:04I don't think it was a big deal.
05:06Now can you please back off?
05:07Hey, you all right?
05:21Where are you?
05:22I'm just heading to school now.
05:24Why?
05:25I'll tell you when I see you.
05:27Well, no.
05:27Tell me now.
05:28Has something happened?
05:29Look, we can talk about it later.
05:31Good luck today.
05:32I'll be thinking of you.
05:37Well, there must be some sort of a loophole.
05:40I'm seeing a wedding dress designer later.
05:42Are you out of your mind?
05:45You do know bigamy is punishable by a maximum of seven years in prison?
05:50I also know what you can get for faking the death of a police officer.
05:53Look, all we want is to get married.
05:55There must be some way of bending the rules a little bit.
05:57It's not why you're not used to that, is it?
05:58That was different.
06:00And even if I wanted to help, I don't have the authority.
06:02Okay, fine.
06:06I'll go above your head then.
06:08Try.
06:09You'll get the same answer.
06:11Right, so just to be clear,
06:13I can't get married the official way
06:15because if I speak to a lawyer,
06:16then the authorities could find out that Becky's still alive
06:18and Curtis's mob could get a tip off.
06:20And I can't go down the unofficial route
06:22because you've suddenly, inconveniently, decided to get a conscience.
06:25Great.
06:26Thanks for nothing.
06:27There is one thing you can do.
06:28Make Becky go back to Spain.
06:34Now nobody fits in with her diary.
06:38Life was a lot easier for everyone when she was dead.
06:42Right, your death hole packed enough boxes.
06:44Dad.
06:45Well, I just know you.
06:46You're bagged up with stuff full of poncy aftershave
06:49and one change of underwear.
06:52You're looking forward to this football, sir?
06:54Yeah, of course.
06:56I just don't like leaving you, that's all.
06:57Look, I'll be fine.
06:59And do you want to just sit around the house watching daytime TV?
07:01Plame me nori, you sound like me nan.
07:04You don't have to worry about me, OK?
07:05You just concentrate on becoming the next Cole Palmer
07:08and then you can buy me a massive mansion.
07:11Hiya.
07:12Is this you off, then?
07:13He must be dead excited.
07:15I bought you, um...
07:17a little prezzy.
07:19It's that aftershave you like.
07:20What?
07:22Well, he'll want to be impressing all them Italian signorinas.
07:25You're all right.
07:26I don't need it.
07:27Come on.
07:29We'll be late for the flight.
07:30Right.
07:31Well...
07:31I hope it goes really well.
07:43Can you switch that off, please?
07:45Yeah, some set.
07:48What are you doing?
07:49I was about to complete the level...
07:50When were you going to tell me you spent nearly 200 quid on flipping video games?
07:57200 quid?
07:57Don't pretend.
07:58Did you really think I wouldn't notice it coming out of our account?
08:01Right.
08:02Listen.
08:02I don't believe this.
08:03I thought I was downloading some free trials the other day and I must have paid for them by mistake.
08:10Is that the truth?
08:11I swear, that is the truth.
08:13Right?
08:15I know what you're going to say.
08:16I could have used that money to upgrade video games for him.
08:18I know.
08:18You know what?
08:21Take it off me.
08:22Go on.
08:23Hide it somewhere.
08:23In fact, better still, flog it.
08:25Are you joking?
08:25The girls will kill me.
08:28Love, I'm sorry.
08:30It's just...
08:31being stuck in here day in, day out.
08:33I think killing robots is the only thing keeping me sane right now.
08:36Oh.
08:38Come here.
08:41Don't worry about the money.
08:44I'll ask Carla if she can give me some more overtime.
08:46No.
08:47Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
08:53All right, Roy.
08:54Are you building a new model?
08:57Repairing?
08:58Well, attempting to.
09:00What happened?
09:01Leaves on the line.
09:04It's in bits, Roy.
09:06Yeah, so books fell onto it.
09:10Books?
09:13You're hiding something, tell me.
09:15Well, uh, Alfie had a small hand in it.
09:20Alfie?
09:21Oh, I'm so sorry, Roy.
09:23That I'll buy you a new one.
09:24No, it really doesn't matter.
09:26No, it does matter.
09:28How much was it?
09:29Well, actually, uh...
09:32Irreplaceable.
09:35They stopped manufacturing this 20 years ago.
09:38Are you kidding?
09:40Yeah, look, please do not concern yourself.
09:43It's just one of the hazards of everyday life.
09:45Yeah, well, we've dumped ourselves on you.
09:49Um, luckily, it might not be for much longer.
09:52I bumped into Lauren earlier, and she said that her old flat on the precinct's still available,
09:58so I'm going to go check it out.
09:59Oh, well, there's no need to move on my account.
10:03Yeah, there is.
10:03We need a place of our own.
10:05And I am really sorry about your train.
10:08Oh.
10:10It's time I replaced some of this old rolling stock.
10:14Besides, it gives me the excuse to visit the model train convention,
10:19brilliant, to next year.
10:21Oh, you'd be very welcome to accompany me.
10:24You know what?
10:25I think I might be washing my hair that weekend.
10:28Of course.
10:30See, Lisa could carry something like that off.
10:32I could not.
10:33This is more...
10:34Yeah, I think so, apart from that.
10:36Hi.
10:36Oh, here she is.
10:38Yeah, sorry I'm late.
10:39Oh, it's all right.
10:42So, Lisa, meet Ella, my favourite designer in the world.
10:45Ella, meet Lisa, my favourite detective in the world.
10:48Please meet you.
10:49Yeah, me too.
10:50Listen, can I have a quick word?
10:51What now?
10:52Yeah, sorry.
10:53No problem.
10:55Oh, OK.
10:55Two sets, yeah.
10:56Listen, I've just been talking to Costello about the wedding, you know,
11:09to see if there's a way that it wouldn't get done for Big and Me.
11:12And there isn't.
11:14What?
11:15I bet everybody thinks that Becky's dead.
11:18I mean, we've got a district of it.
11:20Yeah, I know.
11:20That doesn't matter.
11:22If people find out that I know that she's alive, well...
11:25I could go to prison.
11:26But, I mean, well, in that case, clearly, Becky needs to come out of hiding.
11:36Then you can get a divorce.
11:38She can't do that, you know.
11:41You could put Betsy in danger.
11:44So, I don't quite understand what you're trying to tell me here.
11:48I'm sorry, Cola, I really am.
11:50But I think I've just been burying my head in the sand.
11:54Costello said there's no way that we can get married.
11:56Well, maybe if we hang fire for a bit.
12:12Hang fire for what?
12:14You've just said it.
12:15If Becky can't come out in the open, then you can't get divorced.
12:19Did Costello really tell you that we can't get married,
12:21or is this just you wanting to buy yourself more time?
12:25Sorry, what?
12:26Buying myself more time?
12:28Yeah, to decide who you really want.
12:32Is that what you think this is, that I'm stringing you along?
12:34Are you?
12:36No, of course I'm not.
12:38Carla, I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
12:40You know that.
12:41I just can't be married to two people at the same time.
12:43But if Becky goes back to Spain, OK, and disappears off the face of the earth,
12:47we're going to be the only ones who'll know that.
12:49No, we wouldn't.
12:51And do you really trust her not to show up again and cause Mary help?
12:53Because I sure don't.
12:54So you do think she's going to come back?
12:57Darling, I don't know.
12:58Nobody does.
12:59She's alone to herself.
13:01You know what?
13:01Every time I try and figure out a way round this for us,
13:06you go and throw another obstacle right in the path.
13:09Don't you?
13:09I mean, it's almost as if you're trying to find excuses.
13:19All right?
13:20Is it your family that's been into the pub?
13:22That's right.
13:23Yeah, I thought I recognised you.
13:25I live round the corner from you.
13:28Liam.
13:29Will.
13:30So, when's that here?
13:32Felt sick.
13:33Nurse talked to eight.
13:34You know, probably food poisoning from the canteen.
13:37So, what do you think?
13:39Of what?
13:40This dump.
13:41Is that all right?
13:43And what was the last school like?
13:44It was okay.
13:46The brand new 3G synthetic football pictures.
13:49Seriously?
13:50Look, we ain't got nothing like that here.
13:56Ooh.
13:56Looks like you've got some fans already.
13:59Not my type.
14:00Already got a girlfriend?
14:01Sort of.
14:03Hey, do you want to go do something interesting?
14:04Let's get him off.
14:05I thought you were sick.
14:07I was faking it.
14:07Go on.
14:09I never said you were dropping round.
14:15Oh.
14:15I tried calling, but you didn't pick up.
14:18Yeah, sorry.
14:18One of those days.
14:20So, you weren't trying to avoid me?
14:23Why would I?
14:25I thought you might be a bit off with me.
14:27After yesterday.
14:28You know I was only messing about, Carla.
14:31Of course.
14:32Yeah, because I really don't have a problem with her, like, at all.
14:36Okay.
14:38Right, coffee, tea?
14:39Coffee would be great.
14:40And I got you this.
14:43It's a Spanish phrase book for when you come out.
14:45You know they do apps for this now.
14:50Yeah, I know.
14:51I just wanted to get my daughter a little present.
14:54Thanks.
14:57Mum, not about.
14:57Well, she messaged her and Carla in meeting some designer about wedding dresses.
15:05You will come to the wedding?
15:08I can't.
15:09You'll blow my cover.
15:11Is that the only reason?
15:12Meaning?
15:12Well, I thought you were a fan about it.
15:16I am.
15:17I think he's great.
15:22What are you doing?
15:24Right.
15:24He's given me a model train kit.
15:26Oh, you're not going to turn into him, are you?
15:28No.
15:31Where's the controller?
15:33I've asked your mum to put it away.
15:35Don't worry.
15:36You can still use it.
15:37It's just that I needed a bit of a break from it.
15:40Eh?
15:41What do you reckon to that?
15:43Yeah, maybe stick to the video games.
15:46Yeah.
15:48Everything all right?
15:50Er, got another message.
15:52What's it say now?
15:54Read it if you want.
15:57Everyone thinks you're such a fake.
16:01And your clothes are cringy and clapped.
16:04Means rubbish and old.
16:07Yeah.
16:08Yeah, I know what it means.
16:09You would look amazing in that.
16:15There's no way you're getting me down the aisle again.
16:17Anyway, I'd look like a collapsed souffle.
16:19And as for that boat...
16:20Oh, you could pop you under the Christmas tree.
16:22I'm having a good laugh, are we?
16:26Er, sorry, I thought you were in a meeting.
16:29Yeah, clearly.
16:29Yeah, sorry, we didn't mean anything by it.
16:31Oh, don't worry about it, Sal.
16:33I thought you should buy that.
16:34There's no use to me, no.
16:35Well, don't you like them?
16:36No, I mean the wedding's off.
16:46David, will you grab us some of this off?
16:48I'm just going to nip to Lou.
16:49Hey, hey, are you coming for a drink, are you?
16:52I don't want to do that when I book the table.
16:55You want me in the pool?
16:56I mean, tonight?
16:57No, next year.
16:58Yeah.
16:59Tonight.
17:00Check your bookings.
17:01Oh, OK, well...
17:03No, nothing down here.
17:09We have.
17:10It's our anniversary.
17:10I've booked it specially.
17:11Oh, congratulations, B.
17:13Didn't book it here.
17:14I did.
17:15You sent me confirmation.
17:16Hold on.
17:18Where is it?
17:19Here.
17:20Oh, no.
17:22I've booked it for tomorrow.
17:25Looks like someone's going to be eating in the doghouse, isn't it?
17:27Is there a problem?
17:28Anniversary.
17:30Oh, congratulations.
17:31Yeah, an empty here, but the wrong date.
17:33You're joking.
17:36You must have a table for it.
17:38You've got to be able to squeeze us in.
17:39Oh, thank you.
17:40I mean, look, look.
17:41Look, we're completely rammed.
17:43I think Prima Donna might be able to fit you in.
17:45You're loving this, aren't you?
17:47I'm not.
17:47It's just typically you.
17:49What is?
17:50You're just organised.
17:51Get the dates muddled up.
17:53Well, at least I didn't get the sisters muddled up.
17:54You what?
17:56What's the alarm?
17:57Right, where's our table?
17:58Right.
17:59Well, are you going to explain or am I?
18:01Explain what?
18:02It's a very small change of plot.
18:06Are you sure your parents won't notice the message?
18:09If they do, I'll just blame my nan.
18:11She can drink anyone under the table.
18:12That lad that got stabbed, did you know him?
18:24Mason.
18:26He used to bully me when we were younger.
18:29But the weird thing is, we sort of became mates later on.
18:34That girlfriend of yours, can you still see her now you're here?
18:37It's sort of a long-distance thing.
18:40My parents don't know about her.
18:41Why?
18:43Not really their type.
18:45So, what about you?
18:46Have you seen anyone?
18:47There's no one I'm interested in.
18:49What about that copper's daughter?
18:51She's fit.
18:52I saw her and her mum in the shop.
18:53Betsy.
18:55She used to go out with Mason.
18:56She's way out of my league.
18:58All right.
18:59Didn't know you had a friend over.
19:02Oh, yeah.
19:02We were just having a bit of water.
19:05Really?
19:07So, that beer can you're trying to hide under the sofa,
19:11that wouldn't be yours.
19:12Is that right?
19:16So, first, you buy me a six-pack of beer,
19:18knowing full well I can't drink it,
19:19and now you book a table on the wrong night.
19:21Wow, David, you really know how to make a girl feel special.
19:23I'll sort it, all right?
19:24I'll think...
19:26Is this...
19:27Is this yours?
19:29Obviously.
19:30Why?
19:31There's been a bit of a mix-up with the booking.
19:33But the wrong date.
19:35Oh, David.
19:36I know, it is our anniversary.
19:37So, I just wondered, could we swap?
19:39And you take our table tomorrow and we have yours tonight?
19:42What?
19:43Oh, come on, it's not that big a deal, is it?
19:45Hold on.
19:46We're not changing our plans, because of his cock-up.
19:49Oh, come on, mate.
19:50Help me out, will you?
19:51Oh, so now you want something we're suddenly mates?
19:53Oh, come on, let's just go get a takeaway.
19:55I tell you what, look, there's four chairs.
19:57We're sitting here.
19:57It's fine, we'll join you.
19:59Nick, can we have some menus, please?
20:01Yeah, sit down, love.
20:04Okay.
20:05Everyone happy?
20:06Yeah.
20:10Hi.
20:11What's for tea?
20:13Hi, Mum.
20:14How was your day?
20:15Would you like me to pour you a glass of wine?
20:16I'm in a bit of a weird mood.
20:20Has it something to do with Mum?
20:22If you must know, I had a business with Barney with Carla earlier.
20:26About wearing dresses?
20:27No, about actually getting married.
20:29It turns out it might not be possible after all.
20:31What?
20:32Yeah, and Carla thinks I'm deliberately sabotaging it because I've still got feelings for your mum.
20:37Have you?
20:38What?
20:39Don't you start.
20:40I mean, you've got to see Carla's point of view.
20:42You said it yourself.
20:43Mum was the love of your life.
20:45Yes, before.
20:46And then I met Carla.
20:49So there's no part of you that still loves Mum?
20:51Not in that way, no.
20:56Don't give me that look.
20:58I didn't say anything.
21:05You wanted to see me?
21:07No.
21:08I don't want to see you.
21:09I never want to see you again.
21:11Which is why I've booked you a one-way flight to Alicante.
21:14What?
21:15When?
21:15Tomorrow.
21:17Well, how many seats have you booked?
21:19Only I'm not going anywhere without my family.
21:21I hope you're not including Lisa.
21:23She wants to marry Carla.
21:25It's a bit tricky when I'm still alive.
21:27Technically, you're not.
21:30For now.
21:32Let me make this a bit clearer for you.
21:36If you don't disappear again, I'll make sure you really are dead.
21:40Really?
21:42What are you going to do?
21:43Take a contract out on me?
21:45Look, like I say, I don't care how long it takes.
21:47One year, two years, five years even.
21:50I'm not going anywhere until I've got my family back.
21:53You really think Tia's death was just some random accident?
21:58What are you on about?
22:00It wasn't.
22:02I got rid of her.
22:05Same way I'll get rid of you.
22:06You're shocked.
22:24Don't tell me your conscience is kicking in.
22:26Yeah, Tia was a cat fiend who'd rub the pennies off a dead man's eyes.
22:30That's what I picked her.
22:31And why the Radcliffe boys were happy to do the dirty work.
22:34Do you want a pat on the back?
22:36It's the least I'd expect for the paycheck you got.
22:39Whether I asked for it or not.
22:40You dragged me into this mess.
22:43Dragged?
22:43You snatched my hand off.
22:46I spotted the opportunity.
22:47I took all the risks.
22:48Made all the sacrifices.
22:50You ripped off the biggest gangster in Manchester.
22:52You knew the risks.
22:53And you sat back and collected the cash.
22:55Not cash.
22:56Compensation.
22:58Compensation?
22:59For my credibility and my career.
23:01You bounced me into this.
23:03Then you swanned off to Spain.
23:04Leaving me with a heat.
23:05And a big fat payoff.
23:08Thank you wouldn't go amiss.
23:09Daily gratitude.
23:10I'll get myself a journal.
23:12You can laugh.
23:13Not often.
23:14Laughing and sleeping.
23:15Two things I can't do since all this kicked off.
23:18The missus thinks I'm depressed.
23:20No, at least I've still got a missus.
23:21I've got two.
23:22Mine and yours.
23:23And yours is a class A pain in my backside.
23:26That's why you're catching that flight tomorrow.
23:28With or without Lisa.
23:30It is not up for debate.
23:42I'm sorry.
23:43Does your mother let your bunk off school whenever you like?
23:46No way.
23:47And go neck and cans a lager at 15?
23:4916?
23:51No.
23:52Maybe one at Christmas or birthdays.
23:54Well, the difference is you don't live on licensed premises.
23:59We do.
24:01We could get shut down for this.
24:02I didn't realise.
24:03I'm sorry.
24:06For the base.
24:08So you slayed me for not wanting to move schools.
24:11And then you slayed the kid who's actually half decent.
24:13Put your money away, lad.
24:15I hope you like chicken.
24:17Ollie's cooking.
24:18You, set that table.
24:20You think I want to hang around pretending to be Lisa's sister, Kim?
24:28Not showing my face.
24:29Not spending my money.
24:31I need more time.
24:31You've had time.
24:33You've had two months.
24:34Face it.
24:35Lisa's picked Carla.
24:37Cut your losses.
24:38Find yourself a hot senorita.
24:40Take her dancing to Kylie.
24:41Yeah, such an ally.
24:43You're forgetting Betsy.
24:44And she's not ready.
24:45She never will be.
24:46You don't know her.
24:48I left her once.
24:49I'm not doing it again.
24:51An investment in her future.
24:53Your words.
24:54Exactly.
24:55I've done the hard work, so now it's time to reap the rewards.
24:59You wouldn't leave Lainey.
25:03It is Lainey.
25:04Isn't it?
25:06Your little girl.
25:08Not so little.
25:09What is she?
25:11Twelve now?
25:13I wouldn't leave her.
25:15No.
25:16Then you get it.
25:18When I go, I'm taking Betsy and Lisa with me.
25:22Carla might have something to say about that.
25:23Carla's got something to say about everything.
25:25She's nothing.
25:27A blip.
25:28The blip?
25:29Lisa's going to marry.
25:31Legally or not.
25:32I can't stop her.
25:33I can.
25:35If I have to.
25:37Whatever it takes.
25:39Is that a threat?
25:41A reminder.
25:42I run this operation and I'll leave when I'm ready.
25:48I'll give you a week.
25:50After that, it's adios.
25:52Boss.
25:53If you want that cushy retirement, you'll give me as long as I need.
25:58Boss.
26:05There we go.
26:05Food's on its way.
26:06Right?
26:06So, have you been spoilt rotten?
26:12Oh, Shona's dead low maintenance.
26:13Honestly, I don't think my brother knows he's been born.
26:16Don't know.
26:17You throw me a few crumbs every now and then, don't you?
26:20Six years married.
26:22No time off for good behaviour.
26:25Funny mum.
26:27Well, I think so.
26:28It's a very good choice, by the way.
26:31So, how long have you two lovebirds been together, then?
26:36You don't care.
26:37You're not worried about the sweep, are you?
26:39What?
26:40Nothing.
26:41It was just a daft job.
26:43You had to be there.
26:44So, who's having the tomahawk, kid?
26:49And who's keeping secrets?
26:57Rubik, before you go upstairs, can you just come in here, please?
27:03Right.
27:04All those little big shots.
27:06We're doing a jazz and hip-hop mash-up.
27:08It's going to be sick.
27:09Sick.
27:10Right.
27:12Not clapped, no?
27:14Dad, or when you try to sound cool, it's...
27:19You know, like somebody's phone, or maybe Hope's clothing, for example.
27:24Oh.
27:26It was you, wasn't it?
27:27I was hoping it wasn't, but it was you, wasn't it?
27:30Why?
27:32I mean, that's bad enough to do to a stranger, but to your own sister.
27:35And also, you sing like a cat and dance like an elephant,
27:39just so happens to be the two things that you're very good at.
27:42She gets everything.
27:43No, she doesn't.
27:45Just cos her dad was a freak.
27:48Poor Hope.
27:49No-one ever says no.
27:50What, you get just as much?
27:52If I'd asked for new trainers, you won't be in this thing now!
27:57Ruby... Ruby...
27:59Ruby, sit...
27:59Sit down.
28:01Come on, you're breaking me heart, eh?
28:04Hey!
28:05We love you both just as much.
28:09And if we've made you feel any different, then that'll change okay?
28:13I'm sorry.
28:15Mum will want it.
28:17When she grounds me.
28:19Well, does your mum need to know?
28:24The nasty messages have stopped, right?
28:27For good?
28:30Well, then why don't we just draw a line under this?
28:33Start again.
28:33Yeah, it was just a little family joke.
28:39It just slipped out.
28:40And then what, you laughed along?
28:42Well, 40 quid's 40 quid.
28:43Oh, and Audrey.
28:4450 quid.
28:45Graham was in on it.
28:46Hmm?
28:47And Toya.
28:47Toya!
28:48Toya!
28:49Well, thanks, sis.
28:50I thought we were meant to fix each other's crowns.
28:52What have I done?
28:53Oh.
28:54All right.
28:56Um, but, you know, I mean, you've got to admit, we all track records.
28:59Oh, so you're betting on me or not?
29:00Well, that came after.
29:02Yeah, it's kind of like, well, first past the post.
29:05Seven months and counting.
29:08Oh.
29:08Yeah.
29:09And Sarah's months are like dog years.
29:11Hey!
29:12Well, hats off to your fella.
29:14He must think you're a keeper.
29:15Right, well, her fella's not discussing his love life, so...
29:18Yeah, well, you must see a future with Sarah, though, yeah?
29:20Oh, come on.
29:21I don't see a future in this conversation, to be honest.
29:24What a confidence there.
29:26At least I put a ring on it, sweetheart.
29:27Don't you just shut your face.
29:28Um, can we just get the bill, please, Nick?
29:31Well, darling, I mean, this is our table, you know?
29:33OK, so, er, dessert menus?
29:36Er, just the card machine, please.
29:38Well, come on, I could do the cheese board without the goat's cheese.
29:41The chocolate mousse hasn't got any alcohol in it.
29:43To be honest, I think the baby just fancies some prawn cocktail Christmas.
29:46What do you think?
29:47Rovers, quick one.
29:48Oh, yeah.
29:49Oh, hold on.
29:50You mix up the dates and I take the head for it.
29:53What about the table you put for tomorrow?
29:55It's not our anniversary tomorrow, is it?
29:58No.
29:58What are we doing?
29:59We splitting this?
30:00Hey, no, we had a tomahawk.
30:02Look at the laughter.
30:02It's not even on the table, is it?
30:04Yeah, I should cover it.
30:05Nice one, bro.
30:06Oh, you won.
30:07See you, Nick.
30:08Oh, your tip.
30:09Forgot.
30:10Erm, never buy a mermaid pair of tights.
30:12See ya.
30:13Hey.
30:24I was checking our passports and I found this.
30:30A stupid piece of paper.
30:37A lie.
30:39And we're stuck in limbo.
30:41You do know I'll marry you in a heartbeat.
30:49Let's do it then.
30:50Um, I mean, because we're going round and round in circles, it's either time to pee or get off the pot.
30:58Because this, she, is humiliating.
31:04She's standing there laughing at me, calling all the shots.
31:09And, erm, I need commitment.
31:12Lisa, I can't do with just vague promises.
31:17And what do you think this is, hmm?
31:19It's just a bit of bling I gave you.
31:23That's why I've come out of a Christmas cracker.
31:27Oh, come on.
31:29We've got a house together and we've told everyone we're getting hitched.
31:32We've been sharing the Spotify password with you.
31:36Tell her to sling her up.
31:40Tell her you're with me for keeps.
31:44Or I'm packing my bags.
31:45You're going to dump me because I won't break the law.
31:51I'm giving you a choice.
31:54Saddle me.
31:54I thought my mum made a good curry, but this.
32:12At your age, give or take, Oliver was cooking for the Queen.
32:17Once.
32:18City of culture.
32:19Where do you see yourself in five years' time?
32:21Me?
32:23I don't know.
32:23Working on my stepdad.
32:25He's a builder, right?
32:27What about you?
32:28My passion's cheerleading.
32:29She has trophies to show for us.
32:32Have you spent much time around girls?
32:35No.
32:36It shows, honey.
32:38Eventually I want to run my own troop.
32:41And tell him what you'd be called.
32:42Vision.
32:43If I could change my name, I'd change it to that.
32:46Vision Price.
32:47Pre-co names be fair.
32:48For a furniture ballad.
32:50I've named it up to me dad.
32:51Aren't you my dad?
32:53Cousin.
32:54See, everyone says Liam was a legend.
32:56Are we done with the interrogation, Missy?
32:59You've been soozied.
33:02Liam, thanks for keeping an eye on Will.
33:05He's been missing his mates.
33:07Babe!
33:08What have I told you about sneaking beers before dinner?
33:11I haven't touched a drum.
33:12You're a massive liar.
33:13It was me.
33:15Since when have you drank lager?
33:17I was thirsty.
33:19One is thirsty for...
33:24Let me smell your breath.
33:29And you were covering for them?
33:31Brilliant.
33:32Right, phone your mother, please.
33:34Come on, Eva.
33:35No, I'm being serious.
33:36Phone your mum, please.
33:37I've got these fabulous combats for Betsy.
33:50You need to stop this.
33:51Tipping up without warning.
33:52This is our home.
33:54And Betsy's.
33:58Where should I see her?
34:00At the precinct?
34:01Hang out on the swings?
34:03It's bad enough creeping about in the shadows,
34:04pretending to be Auntie Kim.
34:06Where am I supposed to be, her mum?
34:08You need to give us some warning.
34:10Not book an appointment.
34:12No, so the two of you can have some privacy.
34:15She's serious about coming to Spain, you know.
34:17Can you not just hold on to that?
34:20Me and you...
34:22will always have Betsy.
34:25But Carla's my future.
34:27And I'm going to marry her no matter what.
34:30Give her this.
34:34You're here now,
34:35so you might as well give them to her yourself.
34:36Look, wait, Becky...
34:38Kim,
34:39don't be like that.
34:46No, no.
34:48If you don't mind,
34:49the gents is that way.
34:50I come for Liam.
34:51Proud uncle.
34:53His mum couldn't face me, could she not?
34:55She means Maria,
34:56me sister.
34:57You'll probably have to draw me
34:58your family tree.
35:00Oh,
35:00I like a lady with a quick wit.
35:02No, Maria and Gary are in Bristol,
35:04so I'm loco in parentis.
35:06It shouldn't mean mad,
35:07but doesn't for some reason.
35:08Well, Liam and Will
35:09have been sneaking lagers
35:10and we do not uphold
35:11with underage drinking.
35:13But they don't either.
35:14They'll have strong words
35:15when they get back.
35:15There we are then,
35:16no harm done.
35:17And what about Will's mum?
35:18I bet she's not thrilled either.
35:19The boy's mother is not around.
35:22Thanks to Eva.
35:24She's our new broom.
35:26Oh, my voice note.
35:51Why can't you text like everybody else?
35:53Hiya, Dad.
35:57We're on the coach
35:58on our way
35:58to the training camp now.
36:00There's two other manks
36:01and a scouser,
36:02so, you know,
36:02I think I'll be all right.
36:04You best not be eating Chris
36:05in front of that telly.
36:07I want to hear
36:07what you've been up to
36:08every day.
36:10Have a good one.
36:11See ya.
36:11I'll send Marie around
36:23once you're home.
36:25It's fine.
36:25Liam's apologised.
36:26So you can apologise to her?
36:29You called her fit to burn
36:30when you found out
36:30about her and her,
36:31you didn't?
36:31Pretending to be my best friend
36:33while she was copping off
36:34with my fella.
36:35By right, Kirk,
36:36I should have scratched
36:36her eyes out.
36:37Oh, that's rich.
36:38Coming from a home wrecker.
36:39Thanks for the curry.
36:40Oh, well, I'm glad
36:41you enjoyed it, love,
36:42because it's the last meal
36:43you're having in this pub.
36:46Eva,
36:47are you off your head?
36:48Oh, come on,
36:49there's much nicer kids
36:50for you to be hanging.
36:51Wendy High!
36:52If you think I'm going
36:52back there after this,
36:53you're insane.
36:57You and your big mouth.
36:59I hope we hid his passport
37:02because he'll be up there
37:03packing his bags this minute.
37:04I wouldn't blame him.
37:07Babe.
37:08Babe, I'll speak to him.
37:09I'll be fine.
37:11I think you've said enough.
37:18You know I don't care
37:19about money, don't you?
37:22Said no teenager ever.
37:28If that's what's
37:29stopping you from leaving,
37:31do you know,
37:32the house,
37:32all the grown-up stuff,
37:33then...
37:34It's Carla I love,
37:35not the house.
37:36What a pleasure for asking.
37:46Who's that?
37:52It's Becky.
37:54What, is she all right?
37:55Let her in.
37:55They're watching me.
38:05Two of them.
38:07Who?
38:07Why are you shaking?
38:10Have you been drinking?
38:11No.
38:11They keep walking past the yard
38:13and setting the security lights off.
38:15Who?
38:15I think it's a couple of curses, guys.
38:18They've got the front and the back covered.
38:20I climbed onto next to us,
38:21balcony and down.
38:22They're probably still there.
38:24Right, well, come on then.
38:25Well, no, what if they clock your car?
38:28Oh, God, they probably spotted me
38:29on Betsy's story.
38:30No, I deleted it.
38:31No, someone's seen it.
38:32Who are you ringing?
38:34Not the station.
38:35Castello.
38:35No, you can't.
38:37If we brought this on ourselves
38:38with that video,
38:38they'll hang me out to dry.
38:40Not if she's in trouble.
38:41Trust me, Lisa, they will.
38:45Can I stay?
38:48Mum, please.
38:51I'll move flats in the morning.
38:53Flats?
38:53We need to get away.
38:55Is it Spain?
38:55Tonight?
38:57We don't know they're part of Curtis's gang.
38:59And you just want to take that chance?
39:01Like me and you, then?
39:03Do you have your passport?
39:04Nobody is flying anywhere.
39:06Not until we check this out properly.
39:17You're on the couch.
39:23Have you got cheese and onion, salt and vinegar
39:26or sweet chilli?
39:28Baby wants prawn cocktail.
39:30Baby mate likes sweet chilli.
39:34Sophisticated palate, apparently.
39:35I'll go and grab you some from the cellar.
39:37I'll bring them over.
39:38Ah, cheers.
39:41And relax.
39:43Do you feel guilty about the whole sweepstake thing?
39:46No.
39:47I mean, they'd put a bit of a downer on their date, to be fair.
39:51Well, Kit didn't exactly help.
39:53He could have declared his undying love, Sarah would have swooned
39:56and we'd have been off the hook.
39:58Happy days.
39:59Schoolboy, are you?
39:59Mmm.
40:01Top class facilities.
40:03Physio.
40:04Ice bath.
40:04The works.
40:05But don't spare them, you know, just because they've got disabilities.
40:08Yeah, I've got a Mary-Place wheelchair rugby.
40:11Motorbike accident.
40:12Talk about a will to win.
40:13Yeah.
40:13Those guys are demons.
40:15This will be good for Jack's confidence.
40:16Yeah, we'll be warned.
40:17He'll be home with a new shopping list.
40:19Organic salmon, free-range eggs, protein powder.
40:23You can wake your bed of chicken nuggets.
40:26Listen, Will.
40:27It was 100% my bad.
40:28I've just let my mouth run away with me.
40:31And I am aware of how difficult these past few months have been for you.
40:34Okay?
40:35I know I've not helped the situation.
40:38Just call me Billy No-Mates.
40:42Just leave him.
40:43He'll come round.
40:44Willie?
40:44Some Christmas this is going to be.
40:46Get shown as Chris.
40:58Carl, I didn't just get it.
40:59I played the Joker.
41:01Three and a half years sober, Mr Landlord.
41:03No wild parties for me.
41:04He knocked half off the security deposit.
41:07Yeah, I know.
41:10Oh, it's about time we've got a bit of good news.
41:13Yeah, all right, babe.
41:14I'll see you then.
41:14Bye.
41:17Bye.
41:18Roy, I'm celebrating.
41:20Me and Carl got the lease on Lauren's old flat.
41:23Wonderful.
41:23You haven't borrowed from a loan shark.
41:26No.
41:27I keep it under your heart, but I sold my only assets.
41:31My rings are not proud, but needs must.
41:34I don't suppose you told...
41:36Kevin, what do you think?
41:38It's a bit of a relief, to be honest.
41:40That sparkling reminder that I failed is gone.
41:43I showed Mum the latest messages.
41:49I've had enough.
41:50I rang the police.
41:51You've done what?
41:52We should have done it sooner.
41:54Well, they can't help.
41:56Ty, I think you're wrong.
41:57This is harassment.
41:58They take that seriously these days.
42:01Yeah, but the police, they've got real crimes to solve.
42:04You've changed your tune.
42:06Yeah, but the way it's written, it's like, it's just kids in it.
42:11You know who it is, don't you?
42:12Who is it?
42:15I don't.
42:16Right, I'm just saying...
42:18It was you.
42:19Why would you say that about your sister?
42:21Look at her face.
42:22All those nasty little digs.
42:23My clothes, my dancing.
42:24She knew the exact worst things to say.
42:27Well, she didn't mean it.
42:28Ty.
42:28No, she's really, really sorry.
42:31She said she was feeling left out.
42:33She loved it.
42:33She let me blame Jake.
42:34Hope, I'm sorry.
42:36And you stuck up for her.
42:37Some dad you are.
42:38Hope, don't be like that.
42:41Fizz.
42:41Where do I have to fix everything in this house?
42:43Oh, sorry.
43:05Only me.
43:06Not one of Curtis's, er, meatheads.
43:08It's funny, I thought you'd be trolling through the news, you know, looking at gangland arrests.
43:14Not going through your meat socials.
43:18It's called intelligence gathering.
43:21Ah, is that right?
43:21Right, that's me.
43:35Oh, if I were you, I'd pop their headphones back on because that bed upstairs gets pretty squeaky.
43:44Night, Carla.
43:45Thank Lisa for her support.
43:46Oh, I'm sorry.
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