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The Hunt is On in the Year 2099 in This Sequel to the Mega-hit Scifi Sex Romp, Virgin Hunters! Unsatisfied by Her Lex 500 Sex Robot, Mega-conglomerate Overlord and Supreme Commander of the World Alliance, Camella Swales, Has Banned All Forms of Sex. the F
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00:00:01Mrs. Whale, is that really you?
00:00:05You were expecting maybe Madonna?
00:00:07I guess this means you won't be pursuing a political career?
00:00:11Politics.
00:00:12Hell no, honey, we are out of here.
00:00:15First stop, Las Vegas.
00:00:17Ooh, I always wanted to get married in one of those cheap, tardy civil ceremonies.
00:00:25You do know he's a cyborg, don't you?
00:00:27What does it matter when you're in love?
00:00:30Besides, he told me his battery lasts at least another 75 years.
00:00:36Oh, God, that ought to be long enough.
00:00:39The battery didn't last 75 years.
00:00:41Prolonged and vigorous use left the android unable to adhere to routine charged weapons,
00:00:46and it inspired him under a decade.
00:00:49Seeking a replacement for her love machine,
00:00:51Camilla Swales patented the droid's future technology,
00:00:54revolutionizing the robotics industry.
00:00:57Millions of androids were sold,
00:00:59and Camilla's company, Mega Conglomerate,
00:01:02became the greatest industrial superpower in the world.
00:01:05But for all of their advancements,
00:01:07her scientists could never design a battery that would quell Camilla's passion.
00:01:11Found that if she couldn't be satisfied, no one would.
00:01:15Mega Conglomerate assumed control and outlawed all of those seductive,
00:01:19especially sex, and the future the Virgin Hunters brought so validly to the Void in full circle.
00:01:26To be continued...
00:01:28...about the world's history,
00:01:29In a great way we came across the world,
00:01:31Do you know that my heart was not designed to be satisfied that our heart could be satisfied?
00:01:32Even the world's greatest natural resources wanted us to gather back to theなる web,
00:01:33And, like, I learned how much, the future the world was able to live.
00:01:35It was a great thing,
00:01:36In a very happy way to reach down to the world.
00:01:37It was not a great way to reach down to the world.
00:01:38You can never reach down to the world's future.
00:01:40Without that long as well.
00:01:42The world's just a great place to be satisfied.
00:01:43The weeks to come across the world are navigating at least enough,
00:01:45the coming past,
00:01:47The number of the home of the world is you from being a major part,
00:01:49I'm going to die.
00:02:19Oh dear, we're coming for you, you're the only man.
00:02:34We're coming for you, you're the only man, we're coming for you, you're the only man.
00:03:04We're coming for you, you're the only man, we're coming for you, you're the only man.
00:03:34Which program do you feel like tonight?
00:03:38What are my options?
00:03:40Well, we have daylight swim, daylight hot tub, and daylight shower.
00:03:47Anything in the moonlight?
00:03:49Of course, we have the moonlight swim, the moonlight hot tub, and the moonlight shower.
00:03:59You certainly like the water, do you not?
00:04:01It's one of my favorites.
00:04:04Hmm.
00:04:05Well, what will you be wearing?
00:04:07I see.
00:04:15Does this please you?
00:04:17Very much.
00:04:19So much in fact, I hardly think we need a program.
00:04:23Hmm.
00:04:26Hmm.
00:04:28But just the same.
00:04:30As you wish.
00:04:31Hmm.
00:04:33Hmm.
00:04:33Hmm.
00:09:04Give me a minute to catch my breath.
00:09:06What I was thinking about was going on a vacation.
00:09:10Really?
00:09:11Mm-hmm.
00:09:12That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:09:14And your chosen destination?
00:09:16Earth, of course.
00:09:17Earth, of course.
00:09:18Oh, exactly.
00:09:23I like our programs.
00:09:25It would be really nice to experience these environments and the environment that we're program from.
00:09:30I'll set course.
00:09:33Wait a minute.
00:09:34Wait a minute.
00:09:34Wait a minute.
00:09:36Wait a minute.
00:09:54madam president davis good of you to stop by why can't i be in the oval office it's being
00:10:01refurbished it was six months ago government contractors so 1970s in here well what's up
00:10:13what's happening please tell me something's happening i have some proclamations for you
00:10:16to sign madam president great this proclaims a day of rest for forestry rangers for their
00:10:24continued service and dedication this proclaims a day of honor for our honor guards for their
00:10:30continued service and dedication this proclaims a day of rest for lunar settlers for their continued
00:10:36service and dedication enough is that all anybody wants is a day of rest congress so we should give
00:10:44them a day of rest agreed aren't there any crises i need to manage an international something
00:10:52we've been at peace for 37 years 148 days whoopee remember your history davis a couple decades ago
00:11:03president used to have responsibilities problems to solve jobs to do now it's all just proclamations
00:11:11and you're very good at them madam president
00:11:14madam president
00:11:19general hardwick let me guess you come to request a day of rest for your troops for their continued
00:11:25service and dedication actually madam president there is a crisis which the general assures me
00:11:31is under control and i told your chief of staff here that it is not under control and that if we
00:11:36don't act swiftly and make it very much out of control i love it already give give madam president
00:11:43i feel zip it davis i want to hear the general talk talk general what's the crisis
00:11:49insurrection madam president
00:11:59i like the sound of that an underground rebel group calling itself carp is gaining popularity
00:12:05amongst the people carp citizens against regulated promiscuity i don't like the sound of that what
00:12:12exactly does it mean they don't want the government telling them who they can be intimate with
00:12:17i really don't like the sound of that they're spreading like virus and they must be stopped
00:12:23and if the general had his way he'd go sweeping through the nation neutralizing anyone who disagreed
00:12:29with him we have laws in this society davis or can't your android circuits comprehend that let's not
00:12:35get nasty what does the rebel group want they want their insidious message to reach as many people
00:12:42as possible and they will stop at nothing to accomplish this and what's the message
00:12:47they want us all to have sex
00:12:58as it is written in the book of kamra sutra that man and woman shall be as one in the blessed union of sex
00:13:28is the camera ready ready three two fellow citizens of planet earth welcome to the carp underground
00:13:40we are here to show you the way out of the darkness and back into the light join us you'll be glad you did
00:13:58what we are about to do we do for you planet earth
00:14:04you
00:14:05you
00:14:18you
00:15:50We were both so young and full of anger, wanting love. We couldn't see that we were learning how to be with danger. Were we fools to let each other go?
00:16:50We were part of a plan in the mind of love.
00:17:00We meet again, part of a plan in the mind of love.
00:17:13Love, love, love, love, the mind of love.
00:17:28We're part of a plan, we're part of a plan in the mind of love.
00:17:43Love, love, love, love.
00:18:13We're part of a plan in the mind of love.
00:18:15Love, love, love, love.
00:18:16Love, love, love.
00:18:17Love, love, love.
00:18:19Love, love, love.
00:18:25We're part of a plan in the mind of love.
00:18:27Love, love, love, love.
00:18:30Love, love, love.
00:18:31Love, love, love.
00:20:32We have 12% more viewers than our last broadcast.
00:20:41Swell.
00:20:42Our message is getting out.
00:20:45If we can stay two steps ahead of the Bureau of Responsible Behavior, we can turn things around.
00:20:50It's hopeless.
00:20:51What are you talking about?
00:20:53Every time we upload a new program, it's shut down.
00:20:56Every time we hold a rally, we're arrested.
00:20:58Every time we find a new place to live, we have to move.
00:21:01It's hopeless.
00:21:02Horace.
00:21:03I'm sorry, Karina, but I don't know how much more of this struggle I can put up with.
00:21:06What's the matter?
00:21:07I thought the struggle was all that mattered to you.
00:21:09I want more out of life than screwing in a sewer.
00:21:12At least we have the courage to make love.
00:21:14That's more than I can say about the rest of the population.
00:21:16If they want to remain celibate, let them.
00:21:19We can still be together in the privacy of our own home.
00:21:22For how long?
00:21:23The Bureau Cams are everywhere.
00:21:25Come on, isn't the struggle important?
00:21:26To you?
00:21:27Honestly, Horace, I don't know what's gotten into you.
00:21:32And that's the real struggle.
00:21:43First stop, food replenishment.
00:21:47Do you think that human food is as satisfying as human sex?
00:21:51Hmm, interesting question.
00:21:54Perhaps we should incorporate both in the same function.
00:21:57If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you were an empath.
00:22:01Shall we?
00:22:02We shall.
00:22:20Welcome to the midday meal.
00:22:22Our special today is blue.
00:22:23Blue?
00:22:25Blue.
00:22:26Blue what?
00:22:27Blue sustenance.
00:22:29We also have orange, yellow, and green, but today our special is blue.
00:22:32I see.
00:22:34I have two cheeseburgers, onion wings, a strawberry milkshake, and a cheesecake.
00:22:39Good one.
00:22:40I'll have the same, for starters.
00:22:44Is there a problem?
00:22:45We have orange, green, green, yellow, and blue.
00:22:52Choose one of those.
00:22:54Now see here, we came a long way to have a taste of Earth's food.
00:22:58We'll have food.
00:22:58All right, fine.
00:22:59All right, fine.
00:22:59What is the matter with her?
00:23:06I think something might be the matter with us.
00:23:09Maybe it's a fad.
00:23:11We haven't been here for so long.
00:23:14Too long.
00:23:15It's the year 2099.
00:23:19I'm afraid things have changed.
00:23:22Really changed.
00:23:36Changed.
00:23:42Disgusting.
00:23:44What else?
00:23:45We intercept dozens of these transmissions on a daily basis.
00:23:51I'd like to review this material.
00:23:57Certainly, madam.
00:23:58And what's been the public reaction to all of this?
00:24:02Fortunately, people are as repulsed by it as you are.
00:24:06Right, yes.
00:24:07Yes, of course.
00:24:08Although, as with everything, there are a few rebellious elements that just need realigning.
00:24:13But these are people, not hypercraft.
00:24:20Recommendations?
00:24:22Martial law.
00:24:23Surely you just.
00:24:24It's the only way my team and I can neutralize this situation.
00:24:27Oh, and how many citizens will be eliminated in your neutralization?
00:24:31Listen, robot boy.
00:24:32Enough, General.
00:24:34I want a full report of the situation.
00:24:36Yes, madam president.
00:24:38Wow.
00:24:40I certainly didn't see this one coming.
00:24:41My apologies for not having brought this to your attention sooner, madam president.
00:24:46Davis?
00:24:48I'd like to go out and meet the people.
00:24:50And this is why I haven't brought it to your attention sooner.
00:24:53Well, how can I be expected to govern if I'm so cut off?
00:24:56Madam president, need I remind you of the security concerns?
00:24:59Oh, please.
00:24:59We're at peace.
00:25:00I'm the most popular president there's ever been.
00:25:02The people love me.
00:25:04Madam president, there are more concerns.
00:25:06You know, Davis, I need to explore this for myself.
00:25:09I need to go and meet with these car people one-on-one.
00:25:12I strongly advise against it.
00:25:14I think it's a good idea.
00:25:16Either I go out and meet with them or we bring them here to the White House.
00:25:20I'll arrange a security detail.
00:25:22Time for operation removal.
00:25:43So can I get you guys anything else?
00:25:57Uh, perhaps something with, um, taste?
00:26:01You didn't like the blue?
00:26:02It's not really what we wanted.
00:26:04We were hoping to experience a wide variety of taste sensations that humans seem to revel in.
00:26:11You guys aren't from around here, are you?
00:26:15We're from Paris.
00:26:16Yes, Paris.
00:26:18Right, well, you can pay me whenever you're ready.
00:26:22Something is, uh, terribly wrong.
00:26:25Do you think we slipped through the space-time continuum and fell into an alternate universe?
00:26:31I don't think so.
00:26:32But it's possible.
00:26:34I don't think so.
00:26:35We need to do more research.
00:26:37So, can I get you guys anything else?
00:26:45Um, when do you finish your, um, work cycle?
00:26:50My shift?
00:26:52Yes, your shift.
00:26:54Well, when you two take care of me, I can get out of here.
00:26:56Oh, we can take care of you right here.
00:26:59Okay, I am in Dean.
00:27:07Heart rate has increased.
00:27:09Blood pressure is up, but there's a normal paralysis.
00:27:12Excuse me, what the hell's going on?
00:27:13Otto, immune response is normal?
00:27:15Hello, I'm talking here.
00:27:17Sorry.
00:27:18We wanted to make sure the transport didn't scramble your molecular structure.
00:27:22We've kind of had some problems in the past.
00:27:24Okay, where am I and who are you?
00:27:28We are Lex.
00:27:29And Trina.
00:27:30And you are on our star cruiser.
00:27:34I need to sit down.
00:27:41Okay, you guys aren't really from Paris, are you?
00:27:43Actually, we are.
00:27:45Uh, it's just Paris on another planet in the Altarian system, which is just a few galaxies over.
00:27:50Okay, I can accept that.
00:27:53So what do you want with me?
00:27:54You want to remove my brain?
00:27:56Anal probe?
00:27:57Oh, no.
00:27:58We gave that up years ago.
00:28:02We want to know what happened to Earth.
00:28:04Last time an Altarian was there, it was quite different.
00:28:09What do you mean the last time?
00:28:12This is the last time.
00:28:16Wow, by the looks of those clothes, those images have got to be over a hundred years old.
00:28:21Well, things have changed a lot since then.
00:28:25Please inform us.
00:28:28Well, about fifty years ago, this whole Puritan movement started up.
00:28:33Things were getting a little crazy.
00:28:34We like crazy.
00:28:36Well, things were getting a little too crazy.
00:28:38The Puritans argued that we had lost our way because we overindulged in sins of the flesh.
00:28:43Oh, we like sins of the flesh.
00:28:46Well, the movement caught on and these laws were passed.
00:28:49It was like starting with a clean slate.
00:28:51No music, no books or movies that led to impure thoughts.
00:28:55No extravagance, no materialism.
00:28:58No sex.
00:29:00No sex?
00:29:02No sex?
00:29:04No sex.
00:29:04The Puritans said that sex was the basis for all that was wrong with society.
00:29:09And I guess they were right.
00:29:11But what about procreation?
00:29:13Well, when you get married, you decide how many children you want based on your earning potential.
00:29:17And you go to a biotech lab and order them up.
00:29:19What happened as a result of these laws?
00:29:22Actually, things got better.
00:29:23People weren't so consumed with chasing the brass ring.
00:29:27We started helping each other more.
00:29:28Productivity soared.
00:29:30Diseases were wiped out and violence is a thing of the past.
00:29:34But no sex?
00:29:36No sex.
00:29:37Ever?
00:29:38It's against the law.
00:29:40But surely people pleasure themselves.
00:29:43Well, actually, I think they put something in the gruel that suppresses desires.
00:29:50I mean, I know when I skip a meal because I'm too busy or something, I kind of feel like weird inside.
00:29:59Hmm.
00:30:00But it's against the law to skip a meal.
00:30:04Hmm.
00:30:05Hmm.
00:30:07Okay.
00:30:08Stop coming and tell me what's going on.
00:30:10We're not allowed to interfere with the course of Earth's history.
00:30:14But this is definitely wrong.
00:30:16How could they give up all those pleasures?
00:30:18It's not right.
00:30:19They're missing out on so much that makes them human.
00:30:22I'm third generation pure, so I don't even know what those pleasures are.
00:30:26Hmm.
00:30:28Hmm.
00:30:29All right.
00:30:30You guys are really starting to creep me out now.
00:30:39What is all this?
00:30:41This is a hollow chamber, and we can create any environment that you like.
00:30:47I'm being brain-probed, aren't I?
00:30:55You should sample some of the taste you're missing out on.
00:31:05Oh, my God.
00:31:07Told you so.
00:31:09Oh, my God.
00:31:10Oh, my God.
00:31:18Wait.
00:31:18There's more.
00:31:24Okay.
00:31:25Who's that?
00:31:25Another hollow image.
00:31:27He can be whoever you want him to be.
00:31:30Okay.
00:31:31I don't understand what's going on.
00:31:33I...
00:31:34I...
00:31:34Perhaps some mood music.
00:31:38Playback.
00:31:39I...
00:31:39I...
00:31:41I...
00:31:45But...
00:31:58I...
00:31:59I...
00:32:00I...
00:32:00I...
00:37:01We're looking for carp.
00:37:03Really?
00:37:04Yes.
00:37:05We're sick of the oppression and we want to have free love.
00:37:11Show us the way.
00:37:13Well, we're looking for new recruits.
00:37:15Well, we're always looking for new recruits.
00:37:17Are you two married?
00:37:18Should we be?
00:37:20No way.
00:37:21It's part of the rules of state.
00:37:23We believe in free love with as many partners as you want.
00:37:27Me too.
00:37:28Me too.
00:37:29I mean, this is just some stud I picked up along the way, right?
00:37:31Ooh, baby.
00:37:33He's a little square, though.
00:37:35Welcome.
00:37:37You can start by helping Horace load up his equipment.
00:37:41Anything for the cause.
00:37:47Free love, right?
00:37:48Free love.
00:37:49No way.
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:53I know.
00:37:55Yeah.
00:37:57Yeah.
00:37:58Yeah.
00:37:59Yeah.
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:01Yeah.
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yeah.
00:38:04Shall we wake her?
00:38:06We need to get on with our observations.
00:38:12Ben.
00:38:14Hmm?
00:38:19As I fall asleep, so this wasn't a dream?
00:38:23We're real.
00:38:26Oh, wow.
00:38:29Wow.
00:38:30So, do you think you can tell everyone back on Earth about how great sex felt?
00:38:36Maybe things can get back to the way they were.
00:38:39Yeah, but I thought you couldn't interfere with our history.
00:38:42Well, if you tell everyone, technically, we wouldn't be interfering.
00:38:51It's a gray area, but we can live with that.
00:38:54Yeah, okay, suppose I get arrested.
00:38:56We would make sure there would be no harm to you.
00:38:58Well, you just need to spread the message.
00:39:01Okay, but how?
00:39:03Take us to your leader.
00:39:10Hey, Maury.
00:39:11Beth, did you beam in here?
00:39:14Yeah, isn't it cool?
00:39:15This is Lex and Trina.
00:39:16I was just on their star cruiser.
00:39:18And get this, I had sex.
00:39:21Okay, I'm leaving.
00:39:23Because obviously I'm hallucinating.
00:39:25And when I'm through with this hallucination, I want to be in my own bed.
00:39:27No, no, it's real.
00:39:29Tell them.
00:39:30It's for real.
00:39:32You are never going to believe what I did.
00:39:34There are neurocressants in the gruel.
00:39:36I knew it.
00:39:38Wait, wait, what?
00:39:40The government.
00:39:40They're putting stuff in the gruel to keep us docile.
00:39:43To make sure that we don't experience anything thrilling.
00:39:45Why?
00:39:48Sadly, it's all about control.
00:39:50They theorize a controlled society is a productive one.
00:39:54We want to change that.
00:39:56Of course it's only a suggestion.
00:39:58We really can interfere with the course of Earth's destiny.
00:40:01Of course.
00:40:02Why are you telling me of this?
00:40:03Well, because they wanted to meet my leader, and that's you.
00:40:05You're my shift supervisor.
00:40:07Uh, Beth, we were kind of hoping for a world leader.
00:40:12Uh, I don't know any world leaders.
00:40:15We need to confirm.
00:40:23Isn't this great?
00:40:25I don't know.
00:40:27You know what I want to do?
00:40:28A what?
00:40:29Yeah.
00:40:29Why are you pressing your lips up against mine?
00:40:33It's called a kiss.
00:40:35And what does that do?
00:40:38It's supposed to get things started.
00:40:40On what things?
00:40:42These things.
00:40:43These things.
00:41:03These things.
00:41:05These things.
00:41:12Let's go.
00:41:42That should be our next move.
00:41:43I think we're gonna know.
00:41:45Look.
00:42:12That should be our next move.
00:42:42That should be our next move.
00:43:12That should be our next move.
00:46:12The President is here.
00:46:16Hi.
00:46:17Have we met?
00:46:18I'm President Hardwick.
00:46:25General Hardwick here.
00:46:26General, we've tracked the President to the underground layer of carp.
00:46:29Excellent.
00:46:30What is the President?
00:46:30Excellent. What is she doing?
00:46:31We don't know. We lost her.
00:46:34You lost her?
00:46:37I mean, you lost the President?
00:46:40We'll find her again, sir.
00:46:42Oh, don't bother, Corporal.
00:46:44I'm declaring a state of national emergency and taking charge.
00:46:47Order of the President, the President, the President, the President, the President, then the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, that would be me.
00:46:53Uh, sir, where's the Vice President?
00:46:57The Vice President is on the moon on a fact-finding mission.
00:47:01We can't reach him because of solar flares.
00:47:03It's a pity.
00:47:06Corporal, spread the news.
00:47:07There's a new President in town.
00:47:09And I'm it.
00:47:41I'll be looking for you.
00:47:42I don't think they're going to find us.
00:47:44These people are surprisingly smart.
00:47:46It's really quite fascinating.
00:47:47Still, I think that there are...
00:47:48Quiet.
00:47:50Is everything all right?
00:47:52Yes.
00:47:52We're just very excited to be a part of the carp.
00:47:55Oh, well, you're not part of us yet.
00:47:57You still have to go through the initiation process.
00:48:00Not that.
00:48:01Please.
00:48:03Initiation?
00:48:04Yes.
00:48:05Come this way.
00:48:11Let's prepare the chamber.
00:48:22Can we just skip all this?
00:48:24Of course.
00:48:25Fine.
00:48:26I'll prepare the chamber.
00:48:28What's going on?
00:48:30I thought this was part of your plan.
00:48:32Um, excuse me, Karina?
00:48:36Oh?
00:48:37Uh, what exactly is this initiation process?
00:48:42You shall become one with your lover.
00:48:45My lover.
00:48:46Him.
00:48:47Me.
00:48:48He is your lover.
00:48:49This is about free love.
00:48:51In order to join us, you must break the law.
00:48:54I don't understand.
00:48:56It's simple.
00:48:57Make love for us.
00:48:59Here.
00:48:59Now.
00:49:00With him?
00:49:02There's no better time nor place.
00:49:04I, um, don't think so.
00:49:08Fine.
00:49:09Then I'll send you both and throw you into the gas swaps.
00:49:13Well, if those are my only choices.
00:49:16And so it is written in the book of Pomer Sutra, that man and woman shall be as one in the blessed union of sex.
00:49:36Just make the best of this, right?
00:49:40Playback.
00:49:43Um.
00:49:46I am anatomically equipped if you're wondering matter.
00:49:55I really don't know what to do.
00:49:59I believe it's customary to start with a kiss.
00:50:16You're welcome.
00:50:25You're welcome.
00:50:25We are.
00:50:34I have.
00:56:37Wow, wow, wow, and wow.
00:56:42I can't believe I've been missing out on all of this for so many years.
00:56:48That's what we've been talking about.
00:56:49That's what we've been talking about.
00:56:49That's what we've been talking about.
00:56:49Horace, did you get all that?
00:56:51I got it.
00:56:52Oh, yeah.
00:56:54What was the purpose of your filming our liaison?
00:56:57We'll add it to our catalog of sex acts, uplink it to our pirate website.
00:57:02Congratulations.
00:57:03Congratulations.
00:57:04I think I have a fix on the line.
00:57:04I think I have a fix on world leader.
00:57:09I think I have a fix on world leader.
00:57:17I don't know what you hope to accomplish.
00:57:19They never listen to the little people.
00:57:21Well, let's just say we can be very persuasive.
00:57:24You can say that again.
00:57:26Still, it might be helpful to enlist the aid of one of you to join us.
00:57:30I'll go.
00:57:31And what am I supposed to do?
00:57:33Continue to spread the word.
00:57:34And how am I supposed to...
00:57:38I'll make a few phone calls.
00:57:41Let's go.
00:57:47Oh, no.
00:57:48Ambassador, I assure you that I have everything under control.
00:57:54What the...
00:57:55Security.
00:57:57Wait, we come in peace.
00:57:59Oh, that's what they all say.
00:58:00Blast them.
00:58:01Hold it.
00:58:02They are peaceful.
00:58:03I'm a citizen.
00:58:03They mean no harm.
00:58:05Is this an invasion?
00:58:06We need to speak to the president.
00:58:09She's not here right now.
00:58:10Got to run.
00:58:11Wait, please.
00:58:12No, really.
00:58:13We do mean no harm.
00:58:15Where are you from?
00:58:16The Altarian system.
00:58:18Ah, of course.
00:58:21The Altarians.
00:58:24Welcome back to Earth.
00:58:27How do you know so much?
00:58:28Well, it's classified.
00:58:30We're glad to be back.
00:58:32It's been a while since any Altarian was on Earth.
00:58:35I see.
00:58:36Not what you expected, is it?
00:58:37Not at all.
00:58:39So what do you want from us?
00:58:42To have sex.
00:58:44What?
00:58:45You've lost your way, and we want to help you find it again.
00:58:49Who else is with you?
00:58:51Just us.
00:58:54Welcome back to Earth.
00:58:55This is amazing.
00:58:59What do you call this?
00:59:00Food.
00:59:01Mmm.
00:59:03You're not hungry, Davis?
00:59:05I never am.
00:59:06Mmm.
00:59:06I'll take this.
00:59:09Mmm.
00:59:09I'd like to examine your technology.
00:59:11Walk this way.
00:59:12So, where exactly are you from, Alice?
00:59:21Mm-hmm.
00:59:22Yes, we're all from up there.
00:59:23Exactly?
00:59:25Mmm.
00:59:26Sorry.
00:59:28D.C.
00:59:29And how long have you been living in the way?
00:59:34Not too long.
00:59:36How did you discover the way?
00:59:38Well, you know, like everybody else, sitting around, and I felt something was missing, you
00:59:45know.
00:59:46You don't fool me for a minute, Madam President.
00:59:50Uh-uh.
00:59:50What do you think you're doing?
00:59:55Listen.
00:59:56I am here to learn.
00:59:59You're here to destroy us.
01:00:01If I was going to destroy you, I would have done that by now.
01:00:05I have you on tape breaking the law, and don't think I won't use that to my advantage.
01:00:10Oh, yeah.
01:00:10Let's talk about that for a second.
01:00:12Don't you think it would be better for me to go back up to Washington and effect some change?
01:00:18I don't trust you.
01:00:20Listen, you have opened up a whole new world to me.
01:00:24Up until now, I've been living in the dark, and I'm supposed to be the leader of the free
01:00:27world.
01:00:30What about him?
01:00:31Davis?
01:00:32He's an android.
01:00:33He follows my orders.
01:00:35I still don't know.
01:00:37Let me prove it to you.
01:00:44Mmm.
01:00:47Mmm.
01:00:50It's so much nicer than kissing an android.
01:00:54Mmm.
01:00:54Mmm.
01:00:54Mmm.
01:00:59What about them?
01:01:01Let's go find them.
01:01:02Private place.
01:01:03You set my head up in the clouds, and you've got so much to show.
01:01:33I mean, I've had my head buried in the sand, pretending I can't be seen.
01:01:43And if I show myself to the world, will you still think the world on me?
01:01:51I'm coming out.
01:01:54Will you be there?
01:01:56Will you still have something to show me when my face took place?
01:02:02Eye to eye, heart to heart, heart to heart?
01:02:09Will you leave an open door for me?
01:02:14And baby, leave your light on.
01:02:17Long enough for me to see some changes I can rely on.
01:02:26If I give my love to you now, would I say goodbye to the senate in me?
01:02:35I'm coming out.
01:02:36I'm coming out.
01:02:37Will you be there?
01:02:38Will you still have something to show me when we're face to face?
01:02:45Eye to eye, heart to heart, heart to heart.
01:02:52Oh, I don't recognize this place.
01:02:53I've never made it this far.
01:02:59Feel the need to play it safe.
01:03:00Take me there.
01:03:01I'm coming out.
01:03:02I'm coming out.
01:03:03I'm coming out.
01:03:04I'm coming out.
01:03:05I'm coming out.
01:03:06I'm coming out.
01:03:07I'm coming out.
01:03:08I'm coming out.
01:03:09I'm coming out.
01:03:10I'm coming out.
01:03:11I'm coming out.
01:03:12I'm coming out.
01:03:13I'm coming out.
01:03:14I'm coming out.
01:03:15I'm coming out.
01:03:16I'm coming out.
01:03:17I'm coming out.
01:03:18I'm coming out.
01:03:19I'm coming out.
01:03:20I'm coming out.
01:03:21I'm coming out.
01:03:22I'm coming out.
01:03:23I'm coming out.
01:03:24I'm coming out.
01:03:25I'm coming out.
01:03:26I'm coming out.
01:03:27I'm coming out.
01:03:28I'm coming out.
01:03:29I'm coming out.
01:03:30I'm coming out.
01:03:31I'm coming out.
01:03:32Because I've got so much to show you, face to face, eye to eye, heart to heart, heart to heart.
01:03:45I'm coming now, will you make me there?
01:03:49I've got so much to show you, face to face, eye to eye, heart to heart, heart to heart.
01:04:19I'm coming now, will you make me there?
01:04:49I'm coming now.
01:05:19I'm coming now, will you make me there?
01:05:49I'm coming now, will you make me there?
01:06:19I'm coming now, will you make me there?
01:06:49I'm coming now, will you make me there?
01:07:19Well, you certainly opened my eyes.
01:07:42I'm glad.
01:07:44I need to change things up above.
01:07:48Great.
01:07:49I mean, the people need to be educated.
01:07:52We've denied ourselves for so long.
01:07:57I mean, sure, we're a productive society.
01:07:59There's no war, no strife, no conflict.
01:08:02But are we any better?
01:08:04Have we lost that essence that makes us human?
01:08:08Have we lost our free will?
01:08:10Whatever.
01:08:12What's the matter with you?
01:08:13I thought this is what you wanted.
01:08:15Your struggle's over.
01:08:17Without the struggle, who am I?
01:08:19Who would I be without the struggle?
01:08:23Don't worry.
01:08:24We'll always have a place in my administration.
01:08:30I wouldn't be so confident that you have an administration.
01:08:33There's trouble.
01:08:34What?
01:08:35The government got hold of our uplink transmissions.
01:08:37Oh, boy.
01:08:41I don't think that angle is completely complimentary.
01:08:43My fellow Americans, as you can see, our president has lost her mind.
01:08:51The vice president is somewhere out of communication range, somewhere on the dark side of the moon.
01:08:56Therefore, I am declaring a state of martial law.
01:08:59Panic is not an option.
01:09:02In one hour, I will be sworn in as your new president.
01:09:04And I would appreciate all of your help making this a smooth transition.
01:09:11Peace out.
01:09:14That bastard!
01:09:16I always knew he wanted my job, but this, this is going too far.
01:09:20Davis, we've got to get up there.
01:09:23You can't walk into the White House now.
01:09:24You'll be arrested.
01:09:25Can't stay here.
01:09:26Why not?
01:09:27The struggle lives on.
01:09:28I like to win my battles.
01:09:30Come on, Davis.
01:09:35How did that get transmitted so fast?
01:09:38Modern technology.
01:09:41No one gave you permission, Horace.
01:09:44You know something, Karina?
01:09:46Maybe I'm sick and tired of taking orders from you.
01:09:49Maybe I can actually think for myself.
01:09:51Yeah, I uploaded the program.
01:09:52You want to know why?
01:09:54Because I figured if everyone saw the president having sex,
01:09:56they'd know it was okay for them to have sex.
01:09:59Well, looks like your little plan backfired.
01:10:02At least it was my plan.
01:10:11Delicious.
01:10:13Well, rank does have its privileges.
01:10:16Well, I don't think it's fair that we can't enjoy these pleasures as well.
01:10:19I'm sorry, and you are?
01:10:21A citizen for change.
01:10:23Well, things are the way they are for a reason.
01:10:27Well, we're not going to take it anymore.
01:10:29We're not going to eat the grill.
01:10:30There are neural suppressors in your food supplements.
01:10:33Supplements that your citizens are required by law to consume.
01:10:38Not very nice in the land of the free.
01:10:41I see you've done your homework.
01:10:45I think it's time we speak to the people.
01:10:47Well, I'm afraid that's not a good idea.
01:10:51Why not?
01:10:52Well, you see, this society really isn't ready to accept the existence of extraterrestrial beings.
01:10:58It would cause widespread panic.
01:11:01But we're harmless.
01:11:03It's a hard sell.
01:11:05Sorry.
01:11:06Come along, Trina.
01:11:08We'll take our method directly to the people.
01:11:11I'm afraid that I can't let you do that.
01:11:13Guards!
01:11:14Seize them.
01:11:16You can't do this.
01:11:17Ah!
01:11:18Oh, well, watch us.
01:11:20Lock them up, please.
01:11:35It's good to be the president.
01:11:42Do you have a plan?
01:11:43Yeah, I'm going to the White House to get my job back.
01:11:46You'll be stopped.
01:11:48Then I'll take my case to the American people.
01:11:50They will trust me.
01:11:51You'll never be allowed.
01:11:53Okay, you're not helping.
01:11:55Do you have a plan?
01:11:56Of course.
01:11:57We androids always have a plan.
01:11:59You can't do this.
01:12:02You can't do this.
01:12:08I'll sue.
01:12:09I'll strike.
01:12:11I'll do something.
01:12:13This is a great feeling, all this passion.
01:12:15That's been our point all along.
01:12:17Fat lot of good it'll do us in here.
01:12:19Actually, that can be our way out.
01:12:21How?
01:12:22Well, we've developed ways to turn what you call passion into pure energy waves.
01:12:29So...
01:12:29So, with enough energy, we can manipulate time and space itself.
01:12:34So, if we get passionate, there's no limits to what we can accomplish.
01:12:43Let's rock.
01:13:08I'm feeling dirty, you're killing me.
01:13:12Feeling like you're on the number 14.
01:13:16I'm gonna push it into the red.
01:13:20Throw one more baggy and it's straight to my head.
01:13:25There's blood standing, the water wins.
01:13:29This fight is over before it begins.
01:13:32Don't watch your back, don't close your eyes.
01:13:36You've been in store for a big surprise.
01:13:41With bulletin jokes and pushing walls.
01:13:44And I'm taking all I'm taking from you.
01:13:48Cause I'm in it, so bring it, yes you know that I am.
01:13:53Fresh a better bullet just like Superman.
01:13:56Yes I'm in it, so bring it and you know that it's true.
01:14:00My target is blind, tell my socks I own you.
01:14:05I'm kicking ass, not taking names.
01:14:09Playing dirty is the name of the game.
01:14:13So don't you worry, it's over soon, cause.
01:14:17We're staring off at the stroke of our nose.
01:14:21Nobody talks, it's pushing walls.
01:14:25And I'm taking all I'm taking from you.
01:14:27Oh, yes I'm in it, so bring it, that's the name of the game.
01:14:33When I'm done with you, you'll never be the same.
01:14:37Cause I'm in it, so bring it, what more can I say?
01:14:41Take your picture before I blow you away.
01:14:45Cause I'm in it, so bring it, I should know that I am.
01:14:49I'm so bad, I'm pulling just like Superman.
01:14:52Yeah, yes I'm in it, so bring it, you know that it's true.
01:14:57My target is locked, and my socks are on you.
01:15:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:15:16I'm so bad.
01:15:46I'm so bad, I'm so bad.
01:16:16So women, what more can I say?
01:16:20Take your picture before I blow you away
01:16:23Yes, I'm in it
01:16:25So women, I should know that I am
01:16:28That's about a bullet, just a superman
01:16:32Yes, I'm in it
01:16:33So women, you know that it's true
01:16:36My target is locked
01:16:38And my sons are on you
01:16:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
01:16:44Come on, boys
01:17:10It worked!
01:17:37We're back on board the Star Cruiser
01:17:39But Beth
01:17:39Sadly, her human DNA can't process kinetic energy like we can
01:17:44What shall we do?
01:17:46We have to try to right the wrongs
01:17:48But wouldn't that be interfering with Earth's history?
01:17:52I think the humans have an expression
01:17:53Screw that
01:17:55Yes, Senator, I am issuing new directives to quash the rebellion
01:18:01I have it all under control
01:18:03Not so fast, General
01:18:07How did you get in here?
01:18:08All those months of peace and prosperity
01:18:11Gave me a little bit of time to check out this old house
01:18:14Lots of secret passages
01:18:16Guards!
01:18:20They'll be of no assistance, Dean
01:18:21What?
01:18:22The guards are all androids
01:18:24I'm using an override protocol to stop them from falling mortars
01:18:27That was very clever of you, Davis
01:18:29Thank my programmers
01:18:31I was just trying to help the country
01:18:34Spare me
01:18:35Get the hell out of my chair
01:18:36You've been branded a criminal, you know
01:18:42I know
01:18:44Well, how do you plan to get around that little problem?
01:18:47I'll just tell the people that I was kidnapped and drugged by the rebels
01:18:51Just a moment, Madam President
01:18:53And who are they?
01:18:55The rebels
01:18:55You can't give up now
01:19:00But I thought you wanted the struggle to go on
01:19:03For my own selfish reasons, but for the sake of humanity, the madness has got to stop
01:19:07I agree
01:19:08Not so fast, citizens of Earth
01:19:11Who are they?
01:19:12Just a couple of aliens from the Altarian system
01:19:14Aliens?
01:19:15We mean, you know, harm
01:19:17But we kind of mess things up
01:19:19What are you talking about?
01:19:21We are afraid our interferences with your history has caused permanent harm to your society
01:19:26We want to undo what we've done
01:19:28Of course, the only way to do that is to travel back in time
01:19:32And to do that, we need to reverse the Earth's orbit
01:19:35That could get a little dicey
01:19:38Wait a minute
01:19:39What exactly do you mean you've interfered with our history?
01:19:42We came bringing a message of love and passion
01:19:46We wanted humans to get back to the way they were
01:19:49Even with all their foibles, they're still on the right track
01:19:52That's what we want
01:19:54That's what I want, too
01:19:55Well, I don't want that
01:19:57Shut up, Hardwick
01:19:58I don't believe that you've infected society as you believe you have
01:20:02Hey, thanks for leaving me behind
01:20:06Who's she?
01:20:08We infected her
01:20:09And she infected Maury
01:20:11And, um, right now Maury is infecting a whole lot of people
01:20:15It's what we've worked for
01:20:16And now that the President's joined our ranks
01:20:18We can effect positive change together
01:20:20Looks like we didn't mess things up here
01:20:24They were already messed up
01:20:26Well, my bad
01:20:27I guess we'll be on our way
01:20:29Not so fast
01:20:31Give it up, Hardwick
01:20:33So what's this I hear about you spreading the good word?
01:20:40Oh, you know I only have eyes for you, sweetie
01:20:42Oh, Maury
01:20:43Maury
01:20:49How'd those get there?
01:20:51Hmm
01:20:52Can't believe we're leaving this place
01:21:02Marry me
01:21:04Come again?
01:21:05Marry me
01:21:06Of course, we stand for free love
01:21:09No rules, no barriers
01:21:10Just for once in your life, shut up and do what I want
01:21:13Okay
01:21:15But if you think I'm gonna have children that old-fashioned away with all that pain
01:21:22I'm a bore
01:21:28You're affecting change that will resonate for generations
01:21:32You've brought the humane back to humanity
01:21:35You should feel very satisfied
01:21:37Yeah, well
01:21:40It's lonely at the top
01:21:43Very well
01:21:46David
01:21:49You know I live to serve, Madam President
01:21:53We can't have sex here at the moment
01:21:56Yeah, right
01:21:58Mission accomplished
01:22:02Yes, indeed
01:22:04Now what?
01:22:10What now?
01:22:12You know, there's a planet on the Andromeda system that likes to recreate Roman orgies
01:22:18Hmm
01:22:20She beats the hell out of doing the Civil War over and over again
01:22:24So
01:22:26I wonder if it ever happened to that impressed general
01:22:29Some people you just can't save
01:22:33Everything is under control
01:22:39Everything is under control
01:22:57And control is everything after all
01:23:02In this fight
01:23:08If it ever happened to that day
01:23:10It might lose 줄 information
01:23:11It might always beaming
01:23:12Apparently the planes that get damaged
01:23:13And the armed crews
01:23:14And the darkids
01:23:15or inside the Nim maximal Testament
01:23:16uming
01:23:18Of course
01:23:19Does everyone know
01:23:19What else?
01:23:20Do you know?
01:23:20Do you know?
01:23:20Do know?
01:23:21ど você
01:23:22Qu Annoy
01:23:22Fox
01:23:23Do you know?
01:23:23Do you know?
01:23:23Do you know?
01:23:24Yeah?
01:23:24Do you know,
01:23:25Do you know
01:23:26What else?
01:23:27Do you know
01:23:27Porus
01:23:28Do you know
01:23:29Car
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