- 7 weeks ago
Aspiring college cheerleader, Cassie Stratford consumes an experimental drug that grants her beauty and enough athletic ability to make the cheer squad. The drug has an unforeseen side effect - Cassie starts to grow and grow and grow.
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00:02:31Our next victim is Kathy Shratford.
00:02:36Hi, Brittany.
00:02:39Do I know you?
00:02:40You are my guide for freshman orientation and I'm pledging Zeta Moo.
00:02:43Oh, that's right.
00:02:45You're the legacy.
00:02:47Too bad your Zeta mommy's not here to help you now.
00:02:52This is cheer squad.
00:02:53If you want it, come down and earn it.
00:02:56Go, get him.
00:02:57Hit it.
00:03:00Five, six, seven, eight, one, two, shake that ass, big.
00:03:11Like that?
00:03:12Yeah!
00:03:13Woo!
00:03:14Cheer.
00:03:14Two, three, five.
00:03:16Try not to hurt yourself.
00:03:18Huh?
00:03:19Huh?
00:03:21Huh?
00:03:22Huh?
00:03:23What kind of happens?
00:03:24Next!
00:03:28Brittany, please give me another chance.
00:03:30I swear, I'll do anything.
00:03:32Oh, you really shouldn't have said that.
00:03:40The physics lab will be having a freshman mixer this Thursday at 6.30 at the quad.
00:03:45Hey.
00:03:50Yo-ho.
00:03:51How were the tryouts?
00:03:54You know that Hindenburg footage where people jump to their deaths to avoid a hellfire of burning hydrogen?
00:04:00That bad, huh?
00:04:01Worse.
00:04:03Ah, well, screw them.
00:04:04You don't understand.
00:04:05My mom was captain of the cheer squad three years running and president of her sorority.
00:04:10She has expectations.
00:04:12Okay, no offense, but screw her too.
00:04:14Okay, thank you for coming on such short notice, Mr. Gray.
00:04:17Semchem poured a ton of money into this project, Doc.
00:04:20I know.
00:04:20If you've made a breakthrough, I need to know about it pronto.
00:04:22Just tell me one thing.
00:04:23Yeah?
00:04:23Can it fix this?
00:04:24I don't understand.
00:04:26What's the biggest problem with plastic surgery, Doc?
00:04:28Well, sometimes patients get lost.
00:04:29Wrong!
00:04:30It's goddamn turkey neck.
00:04:34These middle-aged broads come out of facelift surgery, and their throats still look like my Uncle Bob's scrotum.
00:04:40That's an interesting picture.
00:04:42Here.
00:04:43Kyle.
00:04:44Kyle.
00:04:45Cassie.
00:04:46This is, uh, Kyle Brooks.
00:04:48Uh, Cassie Strafford, my assistants.
00:04:50And, uh, this is Mr. Gray, rep from Semchem.
00:04:53All right.
00:04:54Well, he's just a kid.
00:04:55I know.
00:04:55Well, I'm a kid with a, uh, a master's in biochemistry.
00:04:58Listen, kid, degrees don't mean a squatting shit to me.
00:05:01Sure as hell I'm gonna get you a job.
00:05:02What I want is results.
00:05:04Okay.
00:05:04Uh, we'll, we'll take a look then.
00:05:06Oh, just right over here.
00:05:07This was taken three days ago, right before we administered the Renew compound.
00:05:11Okay, it's a rat.
00:05:13Well, actually, sir, it's a mess.
00:05:14Whatever.
00:05:14So what?
00:05:20You saying Renew did this?
00:05:22The compound was created to rejuvenate aging epidermal cells.
00:05:25But it's gone so beyond that.
00:05:27Yeah, and, uh, here's the really cool part.
00:05:29Come here.
00:05:31Just one second.
00:05:32Um, see, Renew is, Renew is actually morphing chromosomes.
00:05:36It's aiding replication, so only the healthiest cells undergo mitosis.
00:05:40In other words, it turns ugly into cute.
00:05:45I have one question.
00:05:46Will it work on titties?
00:05:48Oh, we're a long way from, uh, yes, it'll work on titties.
00:05:50Oh, you're beautiful, Doc.
00:05:52I love ya.
00:05:53Zen Kim's gonna piss fireworks.
00:05:55That's good?
00:05:56Good.
00:05:56Good.
00:05:57That's better than good.
00:05:58Funding for Renew is gonna go through the goddamn roof.
00:06:00Great.
00:06:01You know what?
00:06:02Let's call for a meditative moment.
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, how do you like your hookers?
00:06:06Oh, I don't, I wouldn't think.
00:06:08Come on, let's get some champagne up here and celebrate.
00:06:11Come on.
00:06:12I can't.
00:06:12I have another appointment I have to go to.
00:06:14What, you're bailing?
00:06:15Cass, what do you mean?
00:06:15This is what we've been waiting for.
00:06:17This is our big moment.
00:06:18I'm so sorry.
00:06:19See you later.
00:06:19Uh, Cass!
00:06:21Bye!
00:06:23Oh, there you are.
00:06:25It's Cassie, isn't it?
00:06:27I'm Sondra, the Zeta's house mother.
00:06:29Let's have a seat in the living room.
00:06:36Oh, where are my manners?
00:06:38Would you like a tea?
00:06:40We have a wonderful chamomile, and it's, uh, it's very soothing.
00:06:44Don't go to any trouble.
00:06:45Oh, no, no, no, no, it's no trouble at all.
00:06:47Not for Zeta's youngest sisters.
00:06:49Here, I'll just put on a fresh pot.
00:06:52Be back in a minute.
00:06:59Wow, she's nice.
00:07:00I was afraid there was going to be a hazing.
00:07:03The kettle's on.
00:07:06Shall we begin?
00:07:07So beautiful.
00:07:37Girls, lights out.
00:07:45Step inside, you dumb skanks.
00:07:48I said move!
00:07:50Get your tits off!
00:07:55May God have mercy on your soul.
00:08:00What is that?
00:08:05I don't want to get hurt.
00:08:10I really want to get out of here.
00:08:12Here, Pledgy, Pledgy, Here, Pledgy, Pledgy, Here, Pledgy, Pledgy, Here, Pledgy, Pledgy, Here, Pledgy, Pledgy, Here, Pledgy, Pledgy.
00:08:23Welcome to Hell Month, sluts.
00:08:26Yeah, that's right.
00:08:28I said Hell Month.
00:08:31Most houses do a week, but if you want to be a Zeta Moo, you have to earn it.
00:08:37Starting tonight, strip.
00:08:40Strip, strip, strip, strip.
00:08:42Strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip, strip.
00:08:46We need to work on this and here.
00:08:50Oh, my God, gross.
00:08:52Next!
00:08:54I thought I told you to strip.
00:08:56You're like perfect!
00:09:12You disgust me!
00:09:14Get out of my sight!
00:09:16Oh!
00:09:17Cassie, Cassie, Cassie.
00:09:22I can't see.
00:09:52Dear God.
00:09:54Cassie, what happened to your face?
00:09:58I'm fine. Just some of the girls messing around.
00:10:00Oh, thank God.
00:10:02I thought you were breaking out again.
00:10:04Remember Spanish Club? What did they call you?
00:10:07Senorita Blotchy Face.
00:10:09Yeah, thanks for the memories, Mom.
00:10:12Oh, did you hear your sister's big news?
00:10:15Her squad won the city tournament.
00:10:18Whoop, whoop.
00:10:21So, any news on the tryouts?
00:10:24Yeah. I, uh, I made a squad.
00:10:30And you wanted to quit trying?
00:10:34You remember what I said. Cheerleading is not just for the pretty girls.
00:10:38So you'll send a check for the rest of the tuition?
00:10:40Yeah.
00:10:41Yep. You earned it.
00:10:43Go, Cassie. Go, Cassie.
00:10:45Oh, no, stop.
00:10:46What is that noise?
00:10:47Nothing. Guerrilla Week on History Channel. Gotta go. Bye.
00:10:50No. No, no. No. Crazy bitch. Get away from me.
00:10:55Ah!
00:10:56It's organic.
00:10:57No.
00:10:58I was gonna lube it up first.
00:10:59No. You're fucking crazy. Get away from me.
00:11:02Man.
00:11:03Somebody help me. I think I'm doing it.
00:11:05Oh. Hey, Cass. Hungry?
00:11:08I'll pass.
00:11:09Okay.
00:11:10I'll pass.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:13What do you have that I know? Look and look at me.
00:11:39Look at you, and look at me.
00:11:41You have blotchy face.
00:11:43Thanks!
00:11:44Too bad you're saying to mommy if I'm here to help you now.
00:11:47It's not just me, it's not me, girls.
00:11:49Look at you and look at me.
00:11:51Dear God.
00:11:52Trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me.
00:12:09I'm hungry.
00:12:25I'm hungry.
00:12:29Oh.
00:12:33Hold on to that ticket stub.
00:12:51It's worth a free soda and jimpy squid.
00:13:03It's worth a free soda and jimpy squid.
00:13:33Jet, Jet, Jet, wake up!
00:13:57What is wrong with her?
00:14:03What is wrong with her?
00:14:15What is wrong with her?
00:15:48How is this possible?
00:15:51Just a little makeover.
00:15:52I'm a stylist on Broadway.
00:15:54A stylist?
00:15:55A stylist did all this?
00:15:57What's his name?
00:15:58It's kind of a secret.
00:16:00He likes to keep exclusive clientele.
00:16:02Tell me.
00:16:03Tell me his name or I'll slice your fucking throat!
00:16:07Whatever.
00:16:08You need to grab a leaf and start fanning or they'll be held to pay.
00:16:14She looks incredible.
00:16:18Hello?
00:16:19Hey, Cass.
00:16:20It's Kyle.
00:16:21Um, listen, something weird happened at the lab last night.
00:16:26Define weird.
00:16:27Right.
00:16:28And I don't know, something broke into Fluffy's cage and ripped him apart.
00:16:33I mean, I am talking full-on, like, Wolverine style.
00:16:38I mean, there's nothing left but blood and fur.
00:16:41Um, can you just, can you come over here and help me inventory supplies, please?
00:16:45I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.
00:16:46In the middle of what?
00:16:48A kegger at the Zeta house?
00:16:49Come on, Cass.
00:16:50This is important.
00:16:51Kyle, I'll be there in a few hours.
00:16:52I promise.
00:16:53You know what?
00:16:53No, forget it.
00:16:54Okay?
00:16:55Have fun at your party.
00:17:08Oh, son of a bitch!
00:17:10Jeez, I'm so sorry.
00:17:11That was in my face.
00:17:12I'm so sorry.
00:17:15I really am.
00:17:16You know what?
00:17:17Don't even worry about it.
00:17:18It never happened, okay?
00:17:19We're just going to erase that one.
00:17:21Um, who are you?
00:17:22I've never seen you before in my life.
00:17:24I'm a freshman pledge.
00:17:25I'm a senior on campus.
00:17:27I'm a senior on campus.
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:28Freshman pledge.
00:17:29Trudy, what's up?
00:17:30Hey, Brandon.
00:17:31It's Trudy.
00:17:32She does all my math homework.
00:17:36Looks like Brandon's on the rebound.
00:17:44Zeta pledges!
00:17:46Front and center!
00:17:48Here at the Zeta house, there's nothing more important than loyalty.
00:17:56And what's better symbol of loyalty than a man's best friend?
00:18:03I give you the Zeta K-dun challenge!
00:18:07Ladies and gentlemen, Zeta move house proudly presents the K-dun challenge!
00:18:22Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:18:24Oh, yeah!
00:18:24Oh, yeah!
00:18:25Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:18:25Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:18:26Laugh it up, you!
00:18:27Laugh it up!
00:18:28Come on, now!
00:18:29Freak me frog!
00:18:30Laugh it up into the last drop!
00:18:32I know mermaids that can suck the barnacles off my ship quicker than you!
00:18:35Now, lads, come on, now!
00:18:37Faster, will ya?
00:18:38That's right!
00:18:39Thank you, sir!
00:18:41Very good!
00:18:42You're done!
00:18:42Off you go!
00:18:43Ha, ha, ha!
00:18:44Come on, you baby, dear!
00:18:46Make it quicker!
00:18:47Make it quicker!
00:18:48There you go, lads!
00:18:49Good for you!
00:18:49Good little pop, ya heart!
00:18:51Now, off you go!
00:18:52Go on, now!
00:18:53Ha, ha, ha!
00:18:53Quickly!
00:18:54Quickly, I tell ya!
00:18:55You, come on, you slow folk!
00:18:57I mean, paint's drying on me ship!
00:18:59Now, let's go!
00:19:00Ha, ha!
00:19:01And now, ladies and children, for your viewing pleasure, the canine slalom!
00:19:06Ha, ha, ha!
00:19:07Come on, you saucy wench!
00:19:09Come now!
00:19:10Ha, ha!
00:19:10Off you go, lads!
00:19:11I betcha!
00:19:12Ha, ha!
00:19:13Ha, ha!
00:19:14Weave!
00:19:14Bob and weave!
00:19:15Bob and weave!
00:19:15Bob and weave!
00:19:16Ha, ha, ha!
00:19:18Last one!
00:19:19Last one!
00:19:20Roundabout!
00:19:20Over here!
00:19:21Here, pop!
00:19:21Here, pop!
00:19:22Ha, ha!
00:19:23Ha, ha!
00:19:23Ha, ha!
00:19:24Ha, ha!
00:19:25Ha, ha!
00:19:26Ha, ha!
00:19:27Ha, ha!
00:19:27Follow the line!
00:19:28Follow the line!
00:19:29Walk me flank, lass!
00:19:30Walk me flank!
00:19:31Ha, ha, ha!
00:19:31She's not looking so good!
00:19:33Ho, ho, ho!
00:19:34Oh!
00:19:35Oh!
00:19:35Ha, ha, ha!
00:19:36Ha, ha!
00:19:37Ha, ha, ha!
00:19:39Ha, ha!
00:19:40Ha, ha!
00:19:42Ha, ha!
00:19:42Ha, ha!
00:19:43Ha, ha!
00:19:43Ha, ha!
00:19:44And now, the best for last!
00:19:46Ha, ha, ha!
00:19:47Come on, now!
00:19:48Away you go!
00:19:49Ha, ha, ha!
00:19:50Ha, ha!
00:19:50Oh!
00:19:51Oh, my!
00:19:52Ha, ha!
00:19:55Impressive!
00:19:56Ha, ha!
00:19:57Shiver me timbers!
00:19:58Ha, ha!
00:20:01Ha, ha, ha!
00:20:04Oh, my!
00:20:05Ha, ha!
00:20:06Ha, ha, ha!
00:20:07Burn the ball challenge!
00:20:08Ha, ha!
00:20:09Ha, ha!
00:20:10Ha, ha!
00:20:10Ha, ha!
00:20:11Ha, ha!
00:20:11Ha, ha!
00:20:12Oh!
00:20:13Ha, ha!
00:20:13Oh, my!
00:20:14Ha!
00:20:14Ha!
00:20:14Ha!
00:20:19Ha!
00:20:20I got nothing else.
00:20:21There you go.
00:20:42I cannot believe you did that.
00:20:44I don't know what came over me.
00:20:45I mean, ever since I injected the renew, I felt this weird confidence.
00:20:49Hey, Cass, look at those guys checking you out.
00:20:52No chance in hell, Jerkos. Just keep moving.
00:20:56Okay.
00:21:00Jeez, they didn't even look my way.
00:21:03Not sure I like what we got going on here, Cass.
00:21:06What did Kyle say about your little science experiment?
00:21:10Yeah, about that.
00:21:11Are you shitting me? You haven't told them yet?
00:21:13Cassie, this renew stuff turns you into a Barbie overnight.
00:21:22I meant to tell him, but I got distracted.
00:21:26If you were mine
00:21:30Then the stars would align
00:21:34Our hearts and minds would sing in perfect time
00:21:39We'd never be blue
00:21:42If it was just me and you
00:21:46Please tell me you do
00:21:49You, little slut
00:21:52You totally want that quarterback to shine your little douche, don't you?
00:21:56I don't even know what that means.
00:21:58You know, beef your burrito
00:21:59Pound your mollywog
00:22:01Okay
00:22:01Make a sexy time
00:22:02You can stop now
00:22:03Alright, just promise me you'll tell Kyle, okay?
00:22:05Oh, shit
00:22:06Oh, hey, look, it's Ryan
00:22:14Hi, Ryan
00:22:17How about a pickle next time?
00:22:20Why does he look so scared?
00:22:25What?
00:22:27It might have something to do with a cucumber
00:22:50Hello?
00:23:20Anybody there?
00:23:26Hello?
00:23:30Stupid Janko, I almost peed myself
00:23:32I'm sorry, baby
00:23:33I couldn't help myself
00:23:34Well, you'll be helping yourself from now on
00:23:37I hope you and your hand will be very happy together
00:23:38Come on, Tiffy
00:23:39Don't be like that
00:23:40We got the showers to ourselves
00:23:42I thought we could do the sexy slip and slide
00:23:45Oh, you smell like a hobo
00:23:48Go take a shower
00:23:49And find your wallet
00:23:50Because you're taking me out for lobster
00:23:52Oh, man
00:23:54So unfair
00:23:56Mechafetsu, I swear to God
00:24:19It's your final warning
00:24:21Okay
00:24:30Shh
00:24:30Ah
00:24:31Ah
00:24:32Shit
00:24:34Ah
00:24:35Ah
00:24:36Estado
00:24:37Ah
00:24:37Ah
00:24:40Ah
00:24:40Ah
00:24:42Ah
00:24:43Ah
00:24:43Ah
00:24:44Ah
00:24:44Ah
00:24:45Ah
00:24:45Ah
00:24:45Ah
00:24:46Ah
00:24:46Ah
00:24:46Ah
00:24:47Ah
00:24:47Ah
00:24:48Everyone, thank Tiff for freaking out over a stupid bug and twisting her ankle.
00:25:07It wasn't a little bug.
00:25:09It was a spider and it was jibungus.
00:25:11Like cow-sized?
00:25:12Sure.
00:25:13A spider cow.
00:25:14Sounds like Matt finally bought what's left of your brains out.
00:25:18I know what I saw.
00:25:21Anyway, because of Tiff's accident, now we have to rearrange all of our routines.
00:25:26No, you don't.
00:25:27I've seen all of your routines and I'm a really quick learner.
00:25:30You had your chance and you choked down a big one.
00:25:33Like Tiff on prom night.
00:25:35Hey!
00:25:38Anyway, we can't use you.
00:25:41Bye-bye now.
00:25:41Come on, Brittany.
00:25:47Let's give her a chance.
00:25:48Yeah, come on.
00:25:49Let's give her a chance.
00:25:52Yeah, yeah.
00:25:53She's like really pretty.
00:25:56Fine!
00:26:00Try not to embarrass yourself this time.
00:26:04Hit it!
00:26:05I can't give you everything you need.
00:26:30Let me satisfy your fantasy.
00:26:33Come on, baby.
00:26:36Just give it to me.
00:26:37Say that I can be a dirty girl.
00:26:41With my head I will be a dirty girl.
00:26:45Dirty, dirty.
00:26:47It's a dirty world.
00:26:49Dirty, I gotta be a dirty girl.
00:26:53Be that dirty.
00:26:54Be a dirty girl.
00:26:57See that I'm dirty.
00:26:58I'm a dirty girl.
00:27:00My head is dirty.
00:27:02I'll be a dirty girl.
00:27:06I'll be a dirty girl.
00:27:10I made a squad.
00:27:23Okay, congratulations.
00:27:24Hey, you think your mom will put it right in your ass now?
00:27:29Mm-hmm.
00:27:29That's why you try it out, right?
00:27:31Yeah, of course.
00:27:32Mm-hmm.
00:27:33Is this really necessary?
00:27:35Dean Willis observed my class last semester.
00:27:37It's university policy, professor.
00:27:40You know that.
00:27:40What's the school afraid of?
00:27:42That I'm going to use the F word or maybe show one of the co-eds my stimulus package?
00:27:48I find your crass attempt at humor very unprofessional.
00:27:53Watch yourself, Professor White.
00:27:55I'm going to have my eye on you.
00:27:57You all right?
00:28:04You eat a bad burrito or something?
00:28:05No, I'm fine.
00:28:07Good morning, class.
00:28:09We have a guest observing today.
00:28:12Dean Hinkle.
00:28:12Well, okay, guys, it's time to put your phones away.
00:28:19Put your phones away.
00:28:25Put your...
00:28:26Please, put your phones away.
00:28:32Okay, that one hurt.
00:28:34Whoa.
00:28:35Cass, are you okay?
00:28:36So I trust everyone has read their assignment?
00:28:39John Maynard Cain's.
00:28:41Cain's argument that
00:28:42inadequate aggregate demand could lead to extended periods of unemployment.
00:28:49Cain's also said
00:28:50I'm a whore!
00:29:00Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
00:29:02Get it!
00:29:03Get it!
00:29:03I'm fired!
00:29:04I'm blind!
00:29:05What the hell is...
00:29:07Ow, ow!
00:29:08I'm blind!
00:29:09Oh, my God!
00:29:10Ow, ow, ow!
00:29:12Ow!
00:29:13Get it hurt!
00:29:14It stings!
00:29:15It hurts!
00:29:17Get it hurt!
00:29:18Get it!
00:29:19I'm blind!
00:29:20I'm blind!
00:29:22Please, it's right!
00:29:24Someone's in big trouble!
00:29:26I am so...
00:29:27Thank God this lecture wasn't televised.
00:29:30Why me, God?
00:29:33Why not one of the students?
00:29:35Why me?
00:29:43It's clear.
00:29:44Cass, Kyle's not around.
00:29:47Come on.
00:29:50I got you.
00:29:51I got you.
00:29:51I got you.
00:29:55You're okay?
00:29:57Okay, take a seat.
00:29:58Cass, we really need to get you some help.
00:30:03No, I'm fine.
00:30:04I'm...
00:30:05Okay, no, you're not.
00:30:19Hey, guys, what's up?
00:30:21Hey, Kyle.
00:30:22Kyle.
00:30:23Kyle.
00:30:28Kyle, let me explain.
00:30:34Shit a brick.
00:30:36Are you kidding me?
00:30:37Explain what?
00:30:38You took an experimental compound to impress some pom-pom-waving twits?
00:30:41You should be happy.
00:30:43Renew works better than we imagined.
00:30:44There's just one tiny side effect.
00:30:47Tiny?
00:30:48I wouldn't call this tiny, Cass.
00:30:50You're a she-hulk.
00:30:51Don't forget the tennis ball.
00:30:52Oh, yeah.
00:30:53I can jump really high, and I'm kind of a cheerleading stud.
00:30:57Okay.
00:30:57You know what?
00:30:57No.
00:30:58I'm calling Dr. Higgs.
00:30:59We're gonna see if we can flush some renew from your system.
00:31:01No.
00:31:02Yes.
00:31:02No, I don't want it out of my system.
00:31:05Um, Cass, I think a super-dork might be right here.
00:31:10You have no idea what that's doing to your body.
00:31:13I don't care.
00:31:13I've been homely, forgettable Cassie my entire life.
00:31:16Now people notice me, and I like it.
00:31:19Uh, where are you going?
00:31:23I need a bigger uniform.
00:31:24I need a bigger uniform.
00:31:26I want to be hanging with the it crowd
00:31:31A limousine will take you to a club downtown
00:31:35I'll put you down, make it you just three
00:31:39You could be with the bees and the wannabe
00:31:43Yeah!
00:31:45Come on now
00:31:47Do you want to party with the aliens?
00:31:51Decent!
00:31:51Decent!
00:31:52Four, nine, five!
00:32:00Come on now
00:32:02Do you want to shine?
00:32:04Just like a celebrity
00:32:06Flashing lights from the fucker I see
00:32:10You could be happy with the world
00:32:13Yeah!
00:32:14Yeah!
00:32:15Yeah!
00:32:16Let's go!
00:32:17Let's go!
00:32:18Let's go!
00:32:19Let's go!
00:32:20Panther!
00:32:21We're here!
00:32:22To beat the panthers!
00:32:24We're here!
00:32:26To beat the panthers!
00:32:28We're here!
00:32:29To beat the panthers!
00:32:38Come on now!
00:32:40You could be with the bees
00:32:42Let's go!
00:32:43They don't wanna be
00:32:44They don't wanna try it with any
00:32:47They don't wanna try it with any
00:32:52They don't wanna try it with any
00:32:55See you at practice!
00:32:57See you, Kathy!
00:32:59Oh my God, Kathy!
00:33:02Hey!
00:33:03Kath!
00:33:04What's going on?
00:33:05You haven't answered my calls.
00:33:07I've been busy.
00:33:08Yeah!
00:33:09Well, so is your pituitary gland.
00:33:10Okay?
00:33:11It looks like Renu has accelerated the production of your growth hormones.
00:33:14Which explains the increased vitality and dexterity.
00:33:17I don't wanna talk about this right now.
00:33:18Oh!
00:33:19Okay!
00:33:20Well, let's talk possible side effects.
00:33:21Like liver failure or cardiac arrest.
00:33:23I feel fine.
00:33:24I feel better than fine.
00:33:25I feel freakin' awesome.
00:33:26But for how long?
00:33:27I mean, come on, Cass.
00:33:28Be reasonable, okay?
00:33:29At least let us monitor your condition.
00:33:30Before all this pom-pomming sucks your IQ drive.
00:33:32What'd she say?
00:33:33You heard me.
00:33:34The Cass I knew was a scientist.
00:33:35Now you get thrown all that away to be some bimbo cheerleader.
00:33:36I happen to like cheerleading.
00:33:37Okay, you know what?
00:33:38Fine.
00:33:39I'm going back to the lab.
00:33:40Hey!
00:33:41Hey!
00:33:42That, uh...
00:33:43What's up, little guy?
00:33:44Is he, uh...
00:33:45Is he bothering you?
00:33:46Not anymore.
00:33:47Cause, uh...
00:33:48I'll kick his ass.
00:33:49Alright?
00:33:50Just for you.
00:33:51No problem.
00:33:52Free of charge.
00:33:53I mean, not that, you know...
00:33:54You need my help to probably squash that guy like a bug.
00:33:55Are you making fun of me?
00:33:56Oh, no, no.
00:33:57I'm a big fan of the new look.
00:33:58Um...
00:33:59Read all about the state press.
00:34:00I'm about a...
00:34:01I'm about a...
00:34:02I'm about a...
00:34:03I'm about a...
00:34:04I'm about a...
00:34:05I'm about a...
00:34:06I'm about a...
00:34:07I'm about a...
00:34:08I'm about a...
00:34:09I'm about a...
00:34:10I'm about a...
00:34:11I'm about a...
00:34:12I'm about a...
00:34:13I'm about a...
00:34:14I'm about a...
00:34:15I'm about a...
00:34:16I'm about a...
00:34:17I'm about a weird family growth birthy.
00:34:18Like genetic?
00:34:19Something like that.
00:34:20Gotcha.
00:34:21Um...
00:34:22I saw a picture of your mom, though,
00:34:23At the Zeta House.
00:34:25How come she isn't...
00:34:26Tall?
00:34:27It skipped a generation.
00:34:28Too bad for her.
00:34:29Cause this...
00:34:30Whole thing...
00:34:31is, uh...
00:34:33You look good.
00:34:35Thanks.
00:34:36Uh...
00:34:37You gonna do the...
00:34:38You're doing the fun run, right?
00:34:39Me and the other fudges.
00:34:40Okay, cool.
00:34:41Cool. Well, uh, I'll see you there, and maybe we could, uh, hang out or something.
00:34:49See you later.
00:34:50Okay.
00:34:54Dude, you are a freak!
00:34:57She is like a mountain.
00:35:01A sexy, sexy mountain.
00:35:05Yes, she is mountainous.
00:35:07And I am going to climb that shit like Mount Everest.
00:35:10Kilimanjaro, that shit.
00:35:14Get the pack ready.
00:35:16Oh, I've got it.
00:35:19I think we need O2 on this one.
00:35:21Welcome to the 12th Annual Indy Fun Run!
00:35:41Remember, all proceeds benefit testicular cancer research.
00:35:48So screw you, cancer!
00:35:49Give your hands up our fun!
00:35:51The race will begin momentarily, but first...
00:35:59See, the hell month is almost over.
00:36:05To celebrate, we thought the pledges deserved a little treat.
00:36:10And don't forget the whipped cream.
00:36:16Hold them down, girls.
00:36:17We want to make sure that the pledges have plenty of fluids during the race.
00:36:39You need to kill this before the end of the run.
00:36:44Are you on a Zeta Moon?
00:36:47But I'm too young to die.
00:36:49Yeah, me too.
00:36:50I can't fit that in my mouth.
00:36:53I don't know, Britt.
00:36:54That's a big bottle.
00:36:56It's not safe.
00:36:57Every last drop.
00:37:02Are you on a Zeta Moon?
00:37:04Make your choice.
00:37:06The race is about to start.
00:37:07Screw it.
00:37:37Is that what you want?
00:37:49See?
00:37:49That's what I'm talking about.
00:37:51That's what I'm talking about.
00:37:53Right there.
00:37:54There it is.
00:37:56What do you think you're doing?
00:37:57I'm sick of being your bitch, so you can feel a few inches taller.
00:38:00But hell month is almost over.
00:38:02No one ever quit Zeta Moon.
00:38:05Watch me.
00:38:07Run, bitches!
00:38:12Yes!
00:38:12Hey, Cassie.
00:38:22That was awesome!
00:38:25Seriously, you're like my hero.
00:38:27Where did that even come from?
00:38:29Like, you were...
00:38:31What's wrong?
00:38:32You all right?
00:38:33You all right?
00:38:33Hey, talk to me.
00:38:38Oh.
00:38:40I think I'm my girl.
00:38:44And this is not helping.
00:38:46You know what?
00:38:47Um, I just had a great idea.
00:38:49Okay.
00:38:49My room is, like, right down the, you know, over there.
00:38:52And you can shower and...
00:38:55You want to get me out of these wet clothes, don't you?
00:38:57What?
00:38:57Um, no.
00:38:59I mean, I just want you to be, you know, clean and everything.
00:39:03And yes, I want you out of those clothes.
00:39:04Shut up.
00:39:07Hmm.
00:39:15I didn't know you were this type of girl.
00:39:19Neither did I.
00:39:20I kind of used to be the one in control here.
00:39:22Hmm.
00:39:23Hmm.
00:39:27Hmm.
00:39:28Hmm.
00:39:28Hmm.
00:39:28Hmm.
00:39:28Hmm.
00:39:28Hmm.
00:39:28Hmm.
00:39:28Hmm.
00:39:28Hmm.
00:39:29Hmm.
00:39:30Hmm.
00:39:30Hmm.
00:39:31Hmm.
00:39:32Hmm.
00:39:33Hmm.
00:39:34Hmm.
00:39:43Okay.
00:39:44Okay.
00:39:44When I said take sharks, it's not what I was talking about.
00:39:48Not you're getting bigger.
00:39:50Why are you getting bigger?
00:39:51Oh, shit.
00:39:53What the fuck?
00:39:54What is that?
00:39:57That's a fucking spider.
00:40:01Is that a giant spider?
00:40:02That's a fucking giant spider.
00:40:03That's a fucking giant spider.
00:40:04That's a giant spider.
00:40:05That's a giant spider.
00:40:06That's a giant spider.
00:40:07That's a giant spider.
00:40:08Brandon.
00:40:09Your big robot can't be on your own.
00:40:10Stop.
00:40:11Shit.
00:40:12Shit.
00:40:13Ah.
00:40:14Ah.
00:40:15Ah.
00:40:16Run.
00:40:17Ah.
00:40:18Ah.
00:40:19Ah.
00:40:20Ah.
00:40:21Ah.
00:40:22Ah.
00:40:23Ah.
00:40:24Ah.
00:40:25Ah.
00:40:26Ah.
00:40:27Ah.
00:40:28Ah.
00:40:29Ah.
00:40:31Thanks.
00:40:32Appreciate it.
00:40:33Ah.
00:40:34Ah.
00:40:35Ah.
00:40:36Ah.
00:40:37Ah.
00:40:38Ah.
00:40:39Ah.
00:40:40Ah.
00:40:41Ah.
00:40:42Ah.
00:40:43Ah.
00:40:44Ah.
00:40:45Ah.
00:40:46Ah.
00:40:47Ah.
00:40:48Ah.
00:40:49Ah.
00:40:50Ah.
00:40:51Ah.
00:40:52Ah.
00:40:53Ah.
00:40:54Ah.
00:40:55Ah.
00:40:56Ah.
00:40:57Ah.
00:40:58Son of a...
00:41:09Sorry.
00:41:11It's okay. It's not like you just spat hot coffee in my eye.
00:41:14Wait. Yes, you did.
00:41:17This is okay.
00:41:19We can...
00:41:21Yeah, we can fix this. No problemo.
00:41:23Really? I look like slutty Statue of Liberty, and you say no problemo?
00:41:26Okay, uh, you know, I could have said, oh, dear God, you're a ginormous freak.
00:41:33I'm sorry, Kyle. About everything. I just... I just wanted to be pretty.
00:41:40I know. It's... it's okay, Cass. All right? We'll... we'll do what we can. I'll call Dr. Higgs. We'll figure this out.
00:41:50You better make that call quick. We've got a mess to clean up.
00:41:52Hey, hey, no. Stop. Stop it. Stop. Pulling around. Stop.
00:41:59Okay? Let's just go. Please.
00:42:09Where is she?
00:42:10Yes, but listen, uh, the renew has sped up quite a... quite a bit.
00:42:15And she's growing a lot faster than I anticipated, so...
00:42:16How... how... how much?
00:42:18I'm not sure the calculation, but...
00:42:20How are you doing?
00:42:22I think my aorta just crapped its pants.
00:42:30You grew again?
00:42:32My little piggies look like fat hogs.
00:42:36The renew compound must have altered my hypothesis.
00:42:40Yes, uh... resulting in extreme gigantism.
00:42:43It's truly amazing.
00:42:47Be amazed from over there, Dr. Feelgood.
00:42:50Oh, okay.
00:42:52I'm sorry, Doc. The renew compound must be making me more spontaneously aggressive.
00:42:58Yes, uh, among other side effects.
00:43:02How is that counteractive agent coming along?
00:43:04You're working on the antidote?
00:43:07Well, yeah. I mean, once the renew started showing adverse effects, I... I hit the lab, but...
00:43:12It's not going so well, Cass, okay?
00:43:15I mean, once the renew roots itself in your cells, it digs in deep.
00:43:19So what do we do?
00:43:22Okay, okay.
00:43:24Look, I'm gonna call Xemchem, because they're the only ones with enough resources to help us.
00:43:28But in the meantime, you hide her a little better.
00:43:33Uh...
00:43:33There's eyes everywhere.
00:43:34Yeah.
00:43:34Well, what do you... hide?
00:43:38I have nothing to wear.
00:43:40Okay, uh, I have an idea.
00:43:43But I'm gonna need your help.
00:43:45Fine, but no peeking.
00:43:47Oh, right.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:48Okay, okay, we're good.
00:44:03Come on.
00:44:07What do you think?
00:44:08Looks like your size, right?
00:44:12Hey, eyes front boy genius.
00:44:15Sorry, sorry.
00:44:18What do you think?
00:44:23Perfect.
00:44:24Come on.
00:44:35You are not sure.
00:44:37The rest of the world is just freakishly tall.
00:44:39Ah.
00:44:48What the hell, Brandon?
00:44:54Come down, okay?
00:44:55Fuck somebody.
00:44:58All right.
00:44:59So I'm with Cassie, and there's this spider, and she starts growing.
00:45:03Like, growing.
00:45:04She gets huge.
00:45:05And I ran, and then I passed out, and...
00:45:10Oh, God, I think I'm...
00:45:11I think I'm gonna puke.
00:45:13I think I'm gonna puke.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:15Gross.
00:45:15They're all gone, okay.
00:45:19Oh, my God.
00:45:24I'm terrified.
00:45:25Okay, the spider had these fangs, okay?
00:45:28These fangs were like...
00:45:29Were like...
00:45:30Okay?
00:45:31And it's like...
00:45:32And it's all like...
00:45:34And I was like...
00:45:35Freaking out!
00:45:36And she's getting huge, and I just ran, and I passed out.
00:45:39I have no idea what happened.
00:45:42Enough about the spider.
00:45:43Tell me more about Cassie.
00:45:44I see you, Buccaneers!
00:45:56Let's get a mix!
00:45:58It's game day, and the stage is set for a homecoming brawl between Iron Coast University and their rivals, the Panthers.
00:46:06With two undefeated records on the line, anything can happen.
00:46:13This is Sophia Long reporting.
00:46:15Hey!
00:46:16Oh, really, dudes?
00:46:18Get out of here!
00:46:19Just stop it.
00:46:20Get out of here!
00:46:21We're gonna have to do it over.
00:46:22Okay.
00:46:23Okay.
00:46:24Okay.
00:46:25All right.
00:46:26Uh...
00:46:27uh hey
00:46:39what's going on here oh uh didn't animal control call you guys yeah a pack of um giant pygmy uh
00:46:49howler monkeys they uh escaped from the lab you know they infested the whole gymnasium
00:46:54really nobody told me about it i better take a check oh okay well hang on a second if you're
00:47:01gonna go in there you might want to wear this
00:47:06what for well uh two words okay explosive diarrhea yeah some some laxative company were uh
00:47:18using monkeys as test subjects yeah i'm not gonna lie it's like a poop apocalypse in there
00:47:22i don't need no monkey shit today i'll tell you what tell animal control i was here
00:47:32okay yeah you got it will do i'll just i'll lock lock this up take care
00:47:38okay they won't be bugging us anytime soon what's up i'm not sure but i think your antidote may be
00:47:53working check out these gh levels okay okay inside voice please
00:47:56no i can't tell okay let's take another sample
00:48:07oh you think that's funny maybe that's really funny isn't it yeah yeah you think it's funny
00:48:24oh my god i'm so sorry
00:48:30sure you are what are you doing here i thought my roomie could use some non-nerd company
00:48:36what's up big mama nothing much just growing
00:48:40into a gigantic mutant you better than you
00:48:43step up that keeps happening
00:48:48hey cas check this out you're right the spider's gh levels are getting lower
00:48:53what's that it's an artificial antibody hopefully it'll target the altered cells like an antigen
00:49:02and disable the renew compound will it work i don't know let's find out
00:49:07should something be happening now
00:49:16look i'm
00:49:22i'm sorry
00:49:24whoa uh guys guys you kind of want to see this
00:49:28whoa oh yeah who rocks huh me you rock car you rock
00:49:35where are you going back to the lab i got more antibodies there
00:49:39you know he's kind of cute in a nerdy puppy kind of way
00:49:42you notice that too huh yeah
00:49:45it's a shame you'd have to go spelunking to have sex with you though
00:49:51hmm
00:49:52what are you doing
00:50:09blending in what's it look like
00:50:11you want a dog
00:50:12no listen i thought zim cam was sending specialists to help pass
00:50:16they did
00:50:17disguises with my idea
00:50:19now they can run all over campus and everybody will think they're just big fans
00:50:23i was expecting medical professionals and scientists
00:50:27who are those guys
00:50:29zim cam security
00:50:30ex-military mostly
00:50:32nice fellas
00:50:33why don't you get to know them
00:50:34listen this is not necessary
00:50:37cassie is not a threat to anybody
00:50:38oh really
00:50:39yeah
00:50:40really
00:50:40the 50 foot cheerleader with a superhuman strength
00:50:44she's a dying grad student
00:50:46you know i'm so glad you cleared that up
00:50:48let's roll boys
00:50:50this isn't right
00:50:51listen you egg-headed pussy
00:50:55there is no right or wrong
00:50:57just profit and loss
00:50:59and right now
00:51:00your freaky cheerleader has profit written all over
00:51:03her perfect gigantic ass
00:51:06so she's going with us one way or the other
00:51:09now get in the goddamn van
00:51:11okay
00:51:12shotgun
00:51:16okay
00:51:17i'll just walk
00:51:18in the van
00:51:18or get in the van
00:51:20you're the cheerleader right
00:51:29you're the cheerleader right
00:51:45shouldn't you be
00:51:46getting ready for the game
00:51:47i am getting ready for the game
00:51:50you see
00:51:51the cheer squad has this tradition
00:51:53for every homecoming game
00:52:03we pick one lucky guy
00:52:04and we strip more
00:52:06um
00:52:07you do one now
00:52:09guess who i picked
00:52:11oh no listen
00:52:13you can't
00:52:14you can't do that here
00:52:15okay
00:52:15if you want me to leave
00:52:21you need a manhandle me
00:52:23please
00:52:23i don't have time
00:52:24okay
00:52:25don't worry
00:52:25is that the stuff that made cassie beautiful
00:52:34what did you say
00:52:37come on
00:52:38you can tell me
00:52:39is that the stuff
00:52:41just please
00:52:44just go
00:52:44okay
00:52:45please
00:52:45all right
00:52:46leave
00:52:46right now
00:52:46uh
00:52:50listen
00:52:51don't freak out
00:52:52don't freak out
00:52:53just
00:52:53calm down
00:53:02uh
00:53:02shit
00:53:04oh
00:53:08oh
00:53:12stop
00:53:13stop
00:53:13please
00:53:14hey
00:53:15hey
00:53:16wait
00:53:17hey
00:53:18oh
00:53:20shoot
00:53:23that's not good
00:53:25excuse me
00:53:28excuse me
00:53:29watch out
00:53:29so
00:53:31you want to tell me what's bothering you
00:53:33what are you talking about
00:53:34well
00:53:35kyle found a way to make you normal again
00:53:37shouldn't you be doing like
00:53:38big ass car wheels or something
00:53:40maybe i don't want to be normal
00:53:41so you'd rather be gigantor the sex bitch
00:53:44no
00:53:45i just don't want to be me
00:53:46in case you didn't notice
00:53:47being me sucked
00:53:48cassie your mom's skyping you again
00:53:54you have to talk to her sometime
00:53:55fine
00:53:56but adjust the camera
00:53:58she'll crap puppies if she sees me like this
00:54:00okay
00:54:00ready
00:54:04ready
00:54:08yep
00:54:10cassie
00:54:14it's me mom
00:54:16but
00:54:16you're so
00:54:17pretty
00:54:18that's some great parenting mom
00:54:21i'm your mother
00:54:24i'm supposed to say you look pretty
00:54:26but this time
00:54:27i really mean it
00:54:28you look beautiful
00:54:29i found a good stylist near campus
00:54:32better than good
00:54:34this guy's a miracle worker
00:54:36i mean i've had my stellar work in the past also
00:54:39but look what they had to work with
00:54:41okay mom
00:54:42i mean you
00:54:43you could say that rome wasn't built in a day in your case
00:54:47okay mom
00:54:49wow really
00:54:50this guy should get a nobel prize or something
00:54:53okay we're done here
00:54:55oh
00:54:55but i haven't told you my good news yet
00:54:57i'm coming to homecoming
00:54:59isn't that great
00:55:01i'm overcome with joy
00:55:03my daughter makes the cheer squad
00:55:06and now this
00:55:07i couldn't not come
00:55:09i'll see you on the field
00:55:11woo woo
00:55:12bye honey
00:55:14woo woo
00:55:14wow
00:55:19it's like life is taking a steaming pee on my birthday cake
00:55:23would ice cream help?
00:55:25twenty gallons
00:55:26mint chocolate chip
00:55:28all right well
00:55:29that's gonna take a few trips
00:55:31i'll be back
00:55:32i'll be back
00:55:34Cassie!
00:55:43Cass!
00:55:44Cass!
00:55:45Cassie!
00:55:46Cass get out of here!
00:55:48mr. gray what is this?
00:56:00taking you to remote installation miss strafford
00:56:03we can run some tests
00:56:04i hate to admit this but that outfit is giving me just a tiny little chubby
00:56:09ew
00:56:11hey jess, Cass, you guys all right?
00:56:13hey dr. hick, what's going on?
00:56:15it's okay
00:56:16Cassie!
00:56:17zemchem has the resources to help you
00:56:20we don't!
00:56:21if they're trying to help me then why are they armed?
00:56:23there's no need for concern
00:56:25they're only tasers for our own protection
00:56:28protection from what?
00:56:29we're afraid that the renew might compromise your mental stability
00:56:33your wardrobe for example
00:56:35no no you know what that's it
00:56:36i'm calling the fda or something
00:56:37why don't you set your phone to shut the fuck up
00:56:40Kyle!
00:56:42okay
00:56:43that's it
00:56:45no more screwing around
00:56:47bring me the big boy
00:56:49you're going with us girly
00:56:54or you're eating five hundred thousand volts
00:56:57Cassie they will lock you up like a lab rat
00:57:00run
00:57:01don't do it
00:57:05son of a bitch
00:57:07that is one hell of a stride
00:57:14look at ya
00:57:16you could have had it all
00:57:18you could have been swimming in money and drowning in hookers
00:57:21but no
00:57:22you threw it all away
00:57:23and for what?
00:57:24and for what?
00:57:33tough luck kid
00:57:34by now her vagina is a freaking echo chamber
00:57:37you're just gonna be yodeling in the canyon
00:57:41yodeling
00:57:43let's get cracking doc
00:57:45huh?
00:57:46college kids
00:57:50college kids
00:57:53college kids
00:58:02move it out
00:58:04come with me
00:58:05got it
00:58:07cover me
00:58:08cover me
00:58:13where are you gonna hide Cassie?
00:58:15you're fifty feet tall
00:58:17and we got eyeballs everywhere
00:58:19i will not be Zim Kim's science experiment
00:58:21well you should have thought of that
00:58:23before you ejected company property
00:58:26up your ass
00:58:29capisci?
00:58:31you know
00:58:49if you want something done right
00:58:51out
00:59:05alright get the winches hooked up
00:59:06gotta get her out of sight
00:59:09but first
00:59:11somebody take my picture
00:59:12over here boss
00:59:16no wait wait wait hold on
00:59:17one more for safety
00:59:21and it's a good job
00:59:26hi
00:59:27uh is Britt here?
00:59:28uh i'm afraid miss andres is upstairs
00:59:31ah
00:59:32young man
00:59:35follow me
00:59:37okay
00:59:46you know of course
00:59:47that no
00:59:48lewd conduct
00:59:50is loud
00:59:51in this house of course yes ma'am
00:59:57so i expect you to be on your best behavior because if your crank sees the light of day
01:00:03in there i will cut it off with a rusty pipe wrench
01:00:12tea no thank you no no i'm good
01:00:21oh okay you can't stop it one two
01:00:30britt are you in there
01:00:46are you like waxing your pubes or something
01:00:47no you idiot
01:01:07okay uh you know what something crazy just happened coach just called me i gotta be at
01:01:11the practice field so i'm gonna i'm gonna see you later promise you're not going anywhere
01:01:19huh
01:01:27cass you all right
01:01:28creep she's gonna be fine vitals are very strong
01:01:34you sold her out your piece of shit
01:01:37oh i wouldn't be too hard on him kid
01:01:40some camp can't afford another company finding her they get cassie's blood they get renewed
01:01:45so what are you gonna do you're gonna sneak her out it's homecoming there's thousands of witnesses
01:01:49who said anything about sneaking we're flying around in plain sight
01:01:59we're gonna be too late
01:02:01but i'm gonna go back to the world
01:02:04okay
01:02:05okay
01:02:05uh
01:02:09okay
01:02:10um
01:02:11oh
01:02:13okay
01:02:15okay
01:02:17okay
01:02:19okay
01:02:21okay
01:02:25uh
01:02:27Get off me! You're crushing me!
01:02:31Bitch! Get off me!
01:02:35Fucking shit!
01:02:37Fucking bitch, bitch!
01:02:39Fuck!
01:02:42Oh, God.
01:02:43Help! Help!
01:02:45Fucking shit!
01:02:47I'm so sorry!
01:02:48Brandon, no! Sweetie!
01:02:52Mom!
01:02:52You're gonna fly around on a blimp? You're crazy.
01:02:59No, believing a woman could grow into a 50-foot giant.
01:03:02That's crazy.
01:03:04We are floating over the stadium
01:03:06with Zenchem Pharmaceuticals' new mascot.
01:03:10A 50-foot plastic cheerleader.
01:03:15What about Cass stopping all over campus?
01:03:17I mean, people had to see her.
01:03:18Ah, it's a special effect.
01:03:20Hologram or some shit.
01:03:21Part of a publicity stunt that promotes Zenchem.
01:03:25Listen to me, kid. Look around you.
01:03:27Your peers have got their noses buried so deep into their smartphones,
01:03:31I could stage this year's cheerpalooza with a hundred cassis.
01:03:35And unless it's on this,
01:03:38your peeps just don't care.
01:03:40No, I don't believe that.
01:03:55Well, you better believe it, Buster.
01:03:58Because it's simple and logical,
01:04:00and most people are frickin' morons
01:04:02who believe anything the internet will tell them.
01:04:04Okay, boys.
01:04:07Let's bag this big, bad Barbie up.
01:04:10Take these two to the lab.
01:04:11Do a clean sweep.
01:04:12Cass, I'll be back for you, I promise, okay?
01:04:14What is it?
01:04:15Get off me.
01:04:16Cass, I promise I'll be back.
01:04:18No, he won't.
01:04:20You're on your own now, kid.
01:04:22But hey,
01:04:23that's what you came to college for, isn't it?
01:04:30All right, Puccaneer fans,
01:04:32on to your feet
01:04:33as we get ready to rumble
01:04:34with those down and dirty Panthers.
01:04:37Come on, ICU alumni,
01:04:38let's show these Panther fans
01:04:40what it's like to take over the Puccaneers.
01:04:45Thanks, sugar.
01:04:48Oh, Brenda, girl,
01:04:49you look fantastic.
01:04:50Hello.
01:04:51Well, you know my motto.
01:04:53Set of moves, never get old.
01:04:55We just get better plastic surgeons.
01:04:57Let's go, big guns!
01:04:58Woo!
01:04:59Yeah, let's go, big guns!
01:05:00Woo!
01:05:01Woo!
01:05:03Oh, I hate there, chocolate thunder.
01:05:08Want to go down under?
01:05:10Oh, just get over there.
01:05:13What a lovely school.
01:05:16I am so glad you made it.
01:05:18You know I never miss a homecoming game.
01:05:20Well, sure,
01:05:21but we thought you were going to skip this year
01:05:23after we heard what happened to Cassie.
01:05:26What happened to Cassie?
01:05:27You don't know?
01:05:28No.
01:05:29Oh, honey.
01:05:30My daughter said Cassie quit his aid
01:05:32as a week ago
01:05:32and hasn't been to cheerleading camp since.
01:05:36Oh, really, Candy?
01:05:38If that's true,
01:05:40heads are going to roll.
01:05:41How could she do this to me?
01:05:43Dude, we cannot let those douchebags take Cassie.
01:06:10Why, no, we won't.
01:06:11Okay?
01:06:12Check it out.
01:06:13It's for elephants.
01:06:14We're going to inject her with the antidote.
01:06:15I thought you said it needed more testing.
01:06:17Well, we don't have any time, okay?
01:06:21Ashley, I got you one.
01:06:24Oh, this is great, man.
01:06:33Hey, what's up, Brandon?
01:06:33I remember my wrong.
01:06:37Nice.
01:06:38Nice.
01:06:42What?
01:06:44Call the Cass!
01:06:48Really?
01:06:49Hey, Grant, you know,
01:06:53looking tall.
01:06:55Good.
01:06:55Really good.
01:06:58Listen, all right,
01:06:59in the heat of the moment,
01:07:00I said some things.
01:07:01I think you may have, you know,
01:07:02misunderstood him a little bit.
01:07:03You called me a freak!
01:07:05In a good way, like,
01:07:07what's up, you sexy freak, you know?
01:07:09Like, come on!
01:07:11We're good!
01:07:12You knew the time's memory's there?
01:07:15No, no, no!
01:07:18I'm gonna eat you right now!
01:07:20No, I'm gonna eat you!
01:07:21Oh, no, there you go, babe.
01:07:22Have a beer!
01:07:23Have a beer!
01:07:24There you go!
01:07:25Relax!
01:07:35Hey, how about this?
01:07:38Gets up on the podium,
01:07:40and he says, um,
01:07:41I've synthesized metabolic essence.
01:07:43I've, uh, re-engineered cell walls,
01:07:46but I've forgotten to...
01:07:47But you forgot to extrapolate the data.
01:07:49You heard it before?
01:07:51All right, um,
01:07:53uh, you distract Cassie.
01:07:55I'll inject her.
01:07:55Okay.
01:07:56And then take out Dr. Hicks.
01:07:57Okay, good,
01:07:57because I really want to hit him.
01:07:59Good.
01:07:59Okay, let's go.
01:08:00All right.
01:08:02Uh, maybe being big won't be so bad.
01:08:05I mean, after all,
01:08:07you won't have to look for skirts anymore.
01:08:08You can just use a tent.
01:08:11Oh!
01:08:11Uh, listen,
01:08:13there's no need for violence, okay?
01:08:16Jeff!
01:08:20How about this?
01:08:21We'll find you a guy.
01:08:23We could advertise in large and tall women weekly.
01:08:26For you.
01:08:29Or not.
01:08:30You want to suck some volts?
01:08:33Didn't think so.
01:08:34Hey, stop it!
01:08:41Oh!
01:08:43Oh, no!
01:08:44No, Cassie, no!
01:08:51Oh, this stinks!
01:08:56Better late than never.
01:08:58Let me give you a hand there, Superman.
01:09:09Get a kick to the stomach,
01:09:10it's highly overrated.
01:09:11Oh, Kyle, are you okay?
01:09:13I'm great, too.
01:09:14Thanks for asking.
01:09:16Oh, oh, hey, hey, Cass, wait, wait.
01:09:18Don't do that.
01:09:20Okay, listen to me.
01:09:21I'll inject you with the antidote.
01:09:24You'll shrink back to normal size.
01:09:25You'll slip right out of those, okay?
01:09:26Yeah, I'll help.
01:09:29Or not.
01:09:34No, I don't want it.
01:09:38Don't you get it?
01:09:39Gray is just afraid you're gonna go to a rival company.
01:09:42All right?
01:09:43If we eradicate Renew from yourselves,
01:09:45you know, he'll leave you alone.
01:09:47I heard about Brittany's rampage.
01:09:49Renew made me more aggressive.
01:09:51But in her, it'll put the bitch factor way past 11.
01:09:53No way Zim Kim's men can stop that.
01:09:58But I can.
01:10:02We're moments away from kickoff
01:10:04here at Iron Coast University Stadium.
01:10:06As you can see, fans are streaming into the city.
01:10:08Oh, come on.
01:10:11Again?
01:10:11This is network television, you stupid hobbits!
01:10:15Huh, what you got, man?
01:10:18Whoa.
01:10:19God, look at it.
01:10:22Oh!
01:10:23Oh!
01:10:23Oh!
01:10:23Oh!
01:10:24Oh!
01:10:24Oh!
01:10:24Oh!
01:10:25Oh!
01:10:25Oh!
01:10:25Oh!
01:10:25Oh!
01:10:26Oh!
01:10:26Oh!
01:10:27Oh!
01:10:27Oh!
01:10:27Oh!
01:10:28Oh!
01:10:28Oh!
01:10:29Oh!
01:10:29Oh!
01:10:30Oh!
01:10:31Oh!
01:10:31Oh!
01:10:32Oh!
01:10:33Oh!
01:10:34Oh!
01:10:34Oh!
01:10:35Oh!
01:10:35Oh!
01:10:35Oh!
01:10:36Oh!
01:10:36So help me, Bob.
01:10:37If you're not getting this, I'll turn your nutsack into a coin purse.
01:10:40I'm getting it.
01:10:41I'm getting it.
01:10:43Do you have a statement?
01:10:45Is there anything you want to say?
01:10:47Uh...
01:10:48Oh, my God.
01:10:53Ah!
01:10:58Get out of here!
01:10:59Let's move it!
01:11:00Let's move it!
01:11:01Let's move it!
01:11:02Let's move it!
01:11:02Let's move it!
01:11:03Let's move it!
01:11:03Let's move it!
01:11:04Let's move it!
01:11:05Let's move it!
01:11:05Let's move it!
01:11:06Let's move it!
01:11:07Let's go!
01:11:08Okay, Chica!
01:11:10Playtime's over!
01:11:11Come in with us!
01:11:13And who are you supposed to be?
01:11:15We're the only guys who can help you!
01:11:17We're also the guys who can cut you down aside!
01:11:21So what's it gonna be, sister?
01:11:23Pfft!
01:11:26I've never missed a game, and I'm not about to start now!
01:11:29Can we talk?
01:11:59Do you think they scared her off?
01:12:05Oh God, did she kill him?
01:12:08Lower.
01:12:09No, he's breathing.
01:12:18Where is she then?
01:12:22Right now, the ICU Buccaneer makes a risk.
01:12:26Let my junior Shannon Murphy take the fear.
01:12:30What?
01:12:31Holy Toledo?
01:12:32Is that for me?
01:12:33Is that the giant?
01:12:34Cheerleader?
01:12:35Oh my God.
01:12:36This announcer did not see that coming.
01:12:39And I've seen a lot.
01:12:40Thank you very much.
01:12:41This one takes the fear.
01:12:44That felt like an earthquake.
01:12:46Holy smokes.
01:12:47Come on, you guys.
01:12:48Where's your spirit?
01:12:50Let's do the wave.
01:12:51Whee!
01:12:54I got spirit.
01:12:56Yes, I do.
01:12:57I got spirit.
01:12:58How about you?
01:13:00I see you, number one.
01:13:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:05Come on, you guys.
01:13:06Don't you want to see me cheer?
01:13:08But now you may grip me.
01:13:10Don't mess with me.
01:13:11I run, fade, and move.
01:13:12I'm the queen of ideas.
01:13:14I'm the queen of the sea.
01:13:16I'm the queen of the sea.
01:13:17No, I'm the queen of the sea.
01:13:18Don't mess with me.
01:13:19I really need to get the Esta Mausa.
01:13:20Many of us can't miss the sea.
01:13:21The She-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I.
01:13:24No!
01:13:25No!
01:13:26No!
01:13:27No!
01:13:28No!
01:13:29No!
01:13:30No!
01:13:31No!
01:13:32No!
01:13:33Well, hey, stay!
01:13:34Nice!
01:13:35I can't superside check!
01:13:39Brittany!
01:13:40Oh!
01:13:41You've been at my butt since the day we met.
01:13:47What did I do to you?
01:13:48You were the nerdy little science girl, but that wasn't enough.
01:13:51Well, you're leaving now, Beth.
01:13:53You are going to miss the knock-down, drag-out of this century.
01:14:01Bench slap!
01:14:02Counter Bench slap!
01:14:04Bench slap!
01:14:05Counter Bench slap!
01:14:09That was a low blow!
01:14:15No, that was a low blow.
01:14:23Ugh!
01:14:25Ugh!
01:14:26Ugh!
01:14:32Ah!
01:14:33Ah!
01:14:34Ah!
01:14:35Ah!
01:14:36You gotta step into my world.
01:14:39Oh!
01:14:40Ah!
01:14:42Ah!
01:14:44Ah!
01:14:45Ah!
01:14:47Ah!
01:14:48Ah!
01:14:49I think we don't know what one of these giants is going on today.
01:14:51What?
01:14:52I
01:15:22Okay, are you going to use that thing or not?
01:15:46You should have stuck to being only little cat.
01:15:50Even though you're taller, you're still a little bit.
01:15:52Shot to the breast.
01:15:54An 18 billion since the first cat they've found that for sure.
01:16:01Remember the fact that it was like a king?
01:16:08Oh, and she's down for the count.
01:16:11Oh, my God.
01:16:14Look at the left on her face.
01:16:16That is a sign of the weapon.
01:16:18You've got a one here today.
01:16:20Is that another?
01:16:21How did this happen?
01:16:27I did it for you, Mom.
01:16:28I was just trying to meet your expectations.
01:16:30You know I've always wanted the best for you, don't you?
01:16:32You know that.
01:16:33No, you wanted me to be more like you.
01:16:36But I forgive you.
01:16:37The truth is, I should have stood up for myself more.
01:16:40That girl's not down.
01:16:52She's getting up.
01:16:55That girl's not down.
01:16:57I'm going faster than the ICU-2 restaurant.
01:17:00That's your news kicking in.
01:17:02Better look out, Cassie.
01:17:04You go kick some butt, honey.
01:17:08Oh, once again, hold on to that ticket shop.
01:17:10You're on the pre-son and jimmy square.
01:17:14Okay.
01:17:21Excelsior, P.H.
01:17:23Oh, my God.
01:17:27I'm going to stomp you like a cockroach.
01:17:53You look like you've got to surrender.
01:17:57Just coming at her.
01:17:59Oh, right in the Clunus Maximus.
01:18:10Stay down.
01:18:13One more time.
01:18:14What is going to happen now?
01:18:16Ah-yah!
01:18:17Yes, it's a bad industrial man kick.
01:18:20Yeah!
01:18:20Oh!
01:18:21We have a winner!
01:18:26Come on!
01:18:28You got it, Cass!
01:18:30Hey!
01:18:30Nice pick!
01:18:34I want to say something.
01:18:37Woof, woof!
01:18:39Thanks, Mom.
01:18:42Hey.
01:18:44Hey, guys.
01:18:46Check it out.
01:18:47Looks like your antibodies worked.
01:18:56I guess it'll take a while to whip up another batch.
01:18:59Well, it's a good thing I have these.
01:19:03Now, you are aware, this will reverse all the renew effects.
01:19:07That's okay.
01:19:08I think I like the on me better.
01:19:09Didn't I tell you she was a great cheerleader?
01:19:17Ah.
01:19:35You've never looked better.
01:19:36Wait.
01:19:49Wait.
01:19:50What's wrong?
01:19:52I think we might have messed up the dosage of antibodies we gave Brittany.
01:19:56I'm sure it's fine.
01:19:58Yeah?
01:19:59Ah.
01:20:00Guys.
01:20:01I'm pretty sure it's not fine.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:06Is she?
01:20:07What's going on?
01:20:08It's me, Brittany.
01:20:09Brittany?
01:20:10Are you okay?
01:20:11Is she in there?
01:20:12I know.
01:20:12Oh, she's in there.
01:20:13I don't want to touch.
01:20:14Oh, my gosh.
01:20:15Ooh.
01:20:15That's scary.
01:20:16Oh.
01:20:16Oh.
01:20:17It is Brittany.
01:20:18Hey, Brittany.
01:20:18Hey.
01:20:19Oh.
01:20:20Oh.
01:20:21Oh.
01:20:22Gosh.
01:20:23Okay.
01:20:24Brittany, stand up!
01:20:26I am taking up!
01:20:28You're not snow white anymore.
01:20:38Now you want to look warm.
01:20:42You're gross.
01:20:45No!
01:20:46No!
01:20:47No!
01:20:49No!
01:20:50You're just too much, boy.
01:20:56Let's do this.
01:20:57No!
01:21:06No!
01:21:12Don't be that I can be a bloody girl.
01:21:16With my head on my eye will be a bloody girl.
01:21:20Dirty.
01:21:21Dirty.
01:21:22It's a dirty world.
01:21:24Dirty.
01:21:24I'll be a dirty girl
01:21:27Now that I made all of your dreams come true
01:21:49Let me show you what we're gonna do
01:21:52You will obey me when I tell you to
01:21:56Shut up, baby, let me give it to you
01:21:59You surprise me when you get off my show
01:22:03Excitement when you reach up my stuff
01:22:07Please, baby, don't make me wait no more
01:22:11Just take me now and I'll be your day
01:22:14Help me out, I can be a dirty girl
01:22:19Ooh, my head, I will be your dirty girl
01:22:22Dirty, dirty, it's a dirty world
01:22:26Dirty, dirty, I will be your dirty girl
01:22:30We let, dirty, I will be your dirty girl
01:22:34We let, dirty, I will be your dirty girl
01:22:37Put my hand, it's a dirty world
01:22:41Let's be now, let's go do my dirty girl
01:22:44Talk to me, give it to me
01:22:48Come on baby, just give it to me
01:22:51Let's be now, let's go do my dirty girl
01:22:55I will be your dirty girl
01:22:59Dirty, dirty, it's a dirty world
01:23:03Dirty, dirty, I will be your dirty girl
01:23:06I will be your dirty girl
01:23:10I will be your dirty girl
01:23:14Put my hand, I will be your dirty girl
01:23:18I will be your dirty girl
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