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A detailed, thorough, and complex analysis of Tom Brady cloning his dog.
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00:00Did you see this story, Crowder?
00:01I don't know if you saw this.
00:02Bleacher Report posted yesterday, Tom Brady has revealed that his current dog, Junie, is a clone of his late dog, Lua, who died in December of 2023.
00:19The dogs were cloned by Colossal Biosciences, a biotech company that Brady is an investor in, using blood collected prior to Lua's death.
00:30Now, I know you have a dog, Crowder.
00:34Yeah.
00:34You have a dog, Solana.
00:36Do you have a pet, Jimmy?
00:38I do not.
00:39And I've got a cat, Rocky.
00:41I mean, you'd have to pay me $100,000 to clone my cat.
00:47I don't know what he paid to clone his dog.
00:51I can't imagine it's cheap, right?
00:53Like, this is one of those technologically advanced companies.
00:57But you can see where if you had a family pet, I know people who have dogs are so attached.
01:02They're dogs.
01:02They're family members.
01:03And obviously, this is the precursor to cloning humans later on in years.
01:09And I don't know how I'd feel about having a cloned mom and dad, knowing that they had passed away years ago.
01:16But now I'm having a conversation with them.
01:18But regardless, what do you think about Tom Brady having a cloned dog?
01:24That's ridiculous.
01:25Get another dog if you want a dog.
01:27Why get the same dog again?
01:29And he's not going to be the perfect dog.
01:31It's Mickey 17.
01:35There's going to be flaws in the cloning system.
01:38Degradation.
01:39Yes.
01:40So now it's a biter.
01:42Oh, it looks like Luna.
01:43Yeah, it bites the hell out of you every day.
01:45I just, it's, go get another dog.
01:48They probably, he probably has a purebred.
01:50They look the same.
01:51Get another dog.
01:52Get the same sex.
01:53Raise it like Luna.
01:54It's going to act like Luna.
01:56It's ridiculous what rich people do.
01:58But if you clone your dog, is it truly like impossible to tell that you have a different dog?
02:08Like, is it, I mean, the exact same personality?
02:12I don't know.
02:12Like, I don't know if the cloning process affects the brain.
02:19It takes the DNA.
02:20I don't even understand how this works.
02:22So it's a live dog, but then what, you're inserting new DNA?
02:28How do you get rid of the current DNA?
02:31No, no, it's Petri dish stuff, isn't it?
02:33Like before they grow a dog out of a dish?
02:36I think so.
02:37Isn't that how it's done?
02:38I would think they have the DNA.
02:40They somehow put it in an egg, artificial insemination into a real dog.
02:44An egg? A dog egg?
02:45Let it raise up inside of the baby.
02:48It's not a octopus.
02:49It's a dog.
02:51You know what?
02:51These are all legit questions that y'all are asking that they can't answer because it's not done as often.
02:57And it's going to be great.
02:58This dog is going to be a lunatic.
02:59Cujo.
03:00This dog is going to be Cujo here in about three months.
03:02How many puts a good point on the chat?
03:04Let's clone the 72 dolphins.
03:06Oh, my God.
03:08Trot them out there next season.
03:11Yeah, what happens?
03:11Jimmy, call the dog cloning company and see what happens.
03:14What is the process of cloning the dog?
03:17Because you really think that they create a dog out of nothing?
03:20Mm-hmm.
03:21Yeah.
03:21It's petri dish stuff, Hawk.
03:23I mean, they get the DNA, the blood from the current dog, which Tom Brady clearly, because he's a sicko, just had vials of it hanging around his entire house.
03:31And then they go and they fix up whatever DNA and whatever chromosomes and whatever they want to do for the next dog.
03:41And they can scientifically, artificially, scientifically, I don't know a word I'm using, create a new dog.
03:48And it's the same genetics as the previous dog.
03:52But they create it out of thin air?
03:52You're telling me?
03:53No, then they insert that DNA into a sperm, which gets inserted into the egg.
03:59And then they create.
04:00Oh, I see.
04:01I see.
04:01Okay.
04:02Okay.
04:02So it's like.
04:03You've never watched Jurassic Park?
04:04No, no, no.
04:05It's like artificial.
04:06Well, but those have eggs.
04:07It's easier for me to understand.
04:09Well, humans have eggs.
04:11It's why women have periods.
04:12Right.
04:13But you don't hatch a baby.
04:15The egg process is way.
04:16You know what I mean?
04:17Like the egg process is way before the baby process.
04:20The egress.
04:25And I've always been concerned about the ingress when it comes to baby egg.
04:30What's this?
04:31This or like Tom Cruise stuff?
04:34Well, what's he doing?
04:36The Scientology stuff and like eating the placenta and all that stuff.
04:40Well, Scientology is a religion.
04:42So I don't know if they're equal.
04:45And eating the placenta is actually science.
04:47Well, it's very.
04:49It's vitamin rich.
04:51It's vitamin rich tissue.
04:53It's where they get stem cells.
04:55They get stem cells out of the placenta and the umbilical cord.
04:59I mean, I'm very, I believe, conscious of accepting all forms of religion.
05:04But I feel like Scientology is a little more extreme.
05:08No, it's got some like cultish vibes to it.
05:10Well, it's got cultish vibes to it, no question.
05:13But I don't know how it compares to cloning an animal.
05:15I don't, I don't like, I think you're in the, I think because it's, I think because it's called Scientology, you think that they're inventing things.
05:24Like, I think you're picturing like a big church where everyone has a computer terminal and they're, and they're teleporting.
05:32I'm not necessarily sure.
05:33Do you know what Scientology is?
05:34No, I think I do.
05:35What I'm trying to say is like, this is what people in Hollywood do.
05:38They have a boatload of money and they have nothing to do with it.
05:42So they just start looking for things to do.
05:44Like this is how a horror movie starts where Tom Brady's like, what should I do with this billion dollars?
05:49I just got from Fox, I'm going to clone my dog.
05:53The conversation is, would you ever clone your dog?
05:56Whether cloning is a good idea or not, it's probably for a smarter show.
06:01I think we should undertake that conversation.
06:04I really do.
06:06I think it's not a good idea if you ask the question.
06:09But that's not a clone.
06:13A clone is exact.
06:17You know what I mean?
06:18Like, whatever faults one has, the clone is exact.
06:24Then they're going to start altering the clones.
06:27Right.
06:28Because now we want to take out the little inaccuracies or we want to take out the little faults that maybe the dog's bark was a little too high pitched.
06:40So we're going to make, and that's when you end up obviously with robots taking over the world.
06:45Have you seen the uglies?
06:48What?
06:49This thread?
06:51Have you, this move the uglies and there's a big island of partying and like great wealth.
06:58If you're pretty, you get to get on the island.
07:00If you're ugly, you have to live on the outskirts of an island.
07:02There's like bridges protecting it.
07:04So the uglies will get genetically altered to become a pretty so they can have a good life.
07:09When the uglies stay on the outside of the island.
07:11This is crazy.
07:12It goes deep, man.
07:13You know, I love these science fiction movies.
07:15What channels do you get?
07:19I go deep.
07:20Y'all go to Netflix top 10.
07:22I go deep on Netflix.
07:24I see that.
07:25I, uh, I was hating on this, but honestly, if somebody told me you can have like my dog right now, I love my dog.
07:31My first dog ever.
07:32I could have him even if it's not physically him, but basically him.
07:37Yeah.
07:38For the rest of my life.
07:39For the rest of your life.
07:39I'd say, sign me up.
07:40I mean, that's why Tom Brady is an investor in this company, because I think there's more people who would say, yes, I want my dog cloned than no.
07:47If it were affordable, I would imagine it's not affordable yet.
07:50Because you know what they offered me and Crowder, you've had dogs before.
07:53So a lot of people, what they do is they save the sperm of their male dog and then they still neuter the dog because it's healthier.
08:00So they save the sperm so that then you can go and inseminate another dog later and have its offspring and you can continue the line of your dog.
08:09You know how much that crap is?
08:11I did inquire because I said, it'd be cool to have a little litter of many, uh, Fauci's bro.
08:17That, that, that bleep is so expensive.
08:19Your dog has like zero positive traits.
08:22Your dog has like a heart ailment.
08:25It's loud.
08:27It's dumb.
08:29Like why on earth, why would you want to clone that dumb dog?
08:35Why are you hating on French bulldogs, man?
08:37People hate French bulldogs.
08:39Well, I don't know French bulldogs.
08:40I don't know anything about dogs.
08:41I know yours is terribly annoying and terribly dumb.
08:47And what about the Brady kids?
08:50Luna's sick.
08:52Luna's dead.
08:54Hey kids, brand new Luna.
08:56Get a new Luna.
08:56Yeah.
08:57That's just amazing.
08:58Now they can't accept death.
09:00Oh, grandma died.
09:01Bring her back like Luna.
09:02They're all confused.
09:04They own drugs later on in their life.
09:06This is ruining.
09:06I'm telling you that's, that's where it's headed though.
09:09That's where it's headed.
09:11Cloning loved ones, cloning.
09:13If you come back as a clone, do you know that you're a clone?
09:19Do you have memories of your Mickey?
09:2217.
09:23Didn't, he didn't have memories of his previous life.
09:26He started getting memories because the clone process is messed up, but they're two Mickey's
09:30couldn't see each other.
09:31And that's what messed it up with that.
09:33Mickey 17 met Mickey 18 in the incinerator and all hell broke loose.
09:41Is it possible that we are all clones?
09:45No, God only made one of me guaranteed.
09:49Same.
09:50Well, Jimmy, don't get on this side.
09:53Yeah.
09:54I think that's perfect.
09:55You do.
09:56But you believe in like, uh, like alternate universes or what's it called?
10:01Um, like the metaverse.
10:03Yeah.
10:03Like a, like a different metaverse.
10:05Joking on the metaverse.
10:06That's Facebook.
10:08You're talking about like Spider-Man.
10:10Yeah.
10:11What's it called?
10:11Like different, uh, threads.
10:15Multi.
10:16The multiverse.
10:17You believe in any of that stuff?
10:18No.
10:20I mean, do I believe in the multiverse?
10:21Do I believe that there are four dopes having this radio show?
10:26And some plane that like, no, do you?
10:31I don't know.
10:32You're telling me there's four idiots with a box of good and plenty on the console who
10:38are doing this exact same thing.
10:39What are you talking about?
10:41Yeah.
10:41But instead of being human, they're just like octopus or something.
10:44What?
10:45What are you talking?
10:45There's four octopus right now on stream yard somewhere.
10:51I mean, what is happening?
10:53All right.
10:54Do headlines real quick.
10:55Cause I want to, I want to get to the dolphins.
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11:03You're going to trust me with headlines after that performance.
11:06I'm not even sure who you are.
11:12All right.
11:15Kyler Murray has been placed on IR.
11:18We'll miss the next four games.
11:19Heady play here by everybody involved.
11:21What would happen though?
11:23I'm not even joking.
11:24If cloning becomes commercially viable, you would just clone the best athletes, right?
11:31Yeah.
11:32Yeah.
11:32You'd have to have like parameters.
11:37You couldn't, it wouldn't be fair for the bulls to put five Josh Giddeys on the court at
11:42once.
11:43They'd score 6,000 points.
11:46But I'm almost to Solana's point, but not about Fauci.
11:48Cause he's an idiot little dog.
11:51Terrible dog.
11:52But why don't you get, you know, get an egg from Asia, Asia Wilson and get an egg from,
11:58you know, KD and make this superhuman basketball person.
12:03KD got it.
12:03You could do, you could do that right now.
12:05Get a sperm from KD.
12:06Did I say KD has eggs?
12:08Yeah.
12:09I think two eggs bumping together won't make much happen.
12:13What's up?
12:13What's up with you?
12:14If you cloned Fauci, would you name him Fauci again?
12:22You try walking around Kendall with a dog named Fauci.
12:27That's tough nowadays.
12:30Very tough.
12:30They hate you before you see, they hear the name.
12:32I bet.
12:33That's true.
12:34Oh, my poor cat.
12:36Mom, Donnie.
12:38All right.
12:40Anything in the headlines.
12:47All right.
12:47Come on.
12:47Give us headlines.
12:48I want to get to the grades.
12:49I tried.
12:49You went back to the thing.
12:51Kyler Murray, place on IR.
12:53If he were a clone.
12:54No, I'm teasing.
12:55Go ahead.
12:56He's going to miss the next four games.
12:58Well, then he's not a clone.
13:03Yeah, because if you're cloning something, but you're improving all the traits that were shortcomings prior,
13:09then it's not a clone.
13:10It's correct.
13:12Then it's a blueprint.
13:15As a clone, like a Xerox copy, though, a clone might just be something else.
13:21Exact.
13:21A clone, by definition, is exact.
13:25I'm going to research Tom Brady's company here.
13:30Brady cloning company.
13:37Genetically identical.
13:40Yeah.
13:41Yeah.
13:41So if I had a brother, we would be genetically identical.
13:46No, you would not.
13:48Same mom, same dad?
13:51No, that doesn't make you genetically identical.
14:03I'm almost at the price here for the dog he cloned.
14:06Okay.
14:07Let us know.
14:08I will.
14:09$50,000.
14:16It's not horrible.
14:17That's it?
14:17Yeah.
14:18Hmm.
14:19Oh, I'm sorry.
14:20Yeah, yeah.
14:21$50,000.
14:22If you want a dog or cat cloned.
14:25If you want a horse to be cloned, $85,000.
14:28This does get a little awkward, though, because once this becomes readily available for humans,
14:35you've got to start figuring out who you do want to clone, who you don't want to clone.
14:40How do I tell my dad, sorry, pops, you're not worth $150,000 to clone you?
14:46Right.
14:47Well, I would clone, I would have, I would be doing this show with three other me's.
14:59Someone says it's illegal, illegal for humans.
15:02Why?
15:03Oh, why?
15:04You can't figure out why it would be illegal to clone humans?
15:08Are you joking?
15:10Yeah.
15:11And then people are still going to do the huckabuck.
15:13So now we're making humans and we're making humans.
15:16There's going to be.
15:17And there's going to be these backroom cloning deals in Hialeah, you know.
15:22Oh, you're going to Brazilian butt lift and also you will bring your sister back.
15:28What if a clone?
15:32It's ridiculous.
15:34If a clone makes a baby, there's no family tree because they really didn't come from
15:39anything but a test tube.
15:40How about I want to leave my spouse, but I'm going to clone myself for her.
15:46Like, I mean, this ruins the whole construct of everything, or I'm in love with this girl.
15:54She doesn't care for me.
15:55I'll make a clone of her.
15:58Because that's what happened.
16:00You'll have clone whores essentially.
16:02Right.
16:02Oh, you want to clone me for your own personal use?
16:05Sure.
16:06$50,000.
16:07Because who are you going to clone?
16:08You're going to clone me?
16:09You're going to clone Jimmy?
16:11I mean, I'm going to get the big bucks.
16:13Hey, Jimmy, you're going to be on the Atlantic City street corner.
16:17You're going to be a.
16:18Short-circuiting.
16:19you're gonna be giving out like little five dollar clonies in the uh
16:30what's up there was a movie about this where a wife cloned her husband
16:44but they she got to pick out the traits that she didn't like she picked out the traits she didn't
16:49like and didn't know like he has a short temper so then he was always calm and monotone well what
16:55happened to the original husband they had to take out the emotion he was dying of cancer and so he
17:00had to go and the clone had to watch him and learn his mannerisms but they took out negative
17:06attributes but you take out certain attributes it affects other parts of your life this gets too
17:10deep man i'm scared yeah yeah this is this would ruin the entire construct
17:15the movie's called the womb the womb yeah womb w-o-m-b
17:22so arrest tom brady then right it seems like
17:35seems like he should be a wanted man let's get out ahead of this man just
17:41put brady behind bars all this so he could just clone giselle crazy
17:47want to bring that back seems like it was a lot of good time in life
17:53so
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