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00:00There's roughly 14 days of winter vacation that fall between Christmas and New Year's
00:09So the wintertime problem for our generation is cramming butt in before the dust clears
00:14Like pain!
00:15Building an igloo that looks like a palace or scale a trip that's 80 feet high
00:19Destructing new snow cones that brings to the moon or making snow angels that fly
00:24Creating northern lights, snowboarding upside down or slaloming on your rear end
00:28That is fun!
00:30Cool winter carnivals, good ol' snowball flies and ice dancing with your best friend
00:33Ice dancing!
00:34As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do and we're not gonna stall
00:37Come on, Mary!
00:38So stick with us, cause Finneas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:43So stick with us, cause Finneas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:47Mom! Finneas and Ferb are making another winter theme title sequence!
00:51Okay, Ferb, open the floodgates!
00:58What do you think?
01:00It is like our own miniature Canada!
01:01But of course without the beaver's moose and disproportionate number of comedians!
01:04Or Canadian bacon!
01:05I forgot all about Canadian bacon!
01:06You realize it is only ham!
01:07Finneas and Ferb!
01:08You are so busted!
01:09Hello, boys!
01:10Spend a job on the hockey ring!
01:11Well, that was amusing!
01:12Great skating, Dad!
01:13Boys, I've got some good news for you!
01:14I've arranged for you to play a little exhibition match between periods at the Dandel Ice Race Game!
01:15Oh, you mean like at halftime?
01:16Well, it's three periods, so it's really two-thirds time!
01:17Bland sports terms!
01:18That's what's keeping the Canadians down!
01:19If we're going to be the entertainment, then we'd better kick it up a notch!
01:20Hockey Z9!
01:21Oh, you mean like at halftime?
01:22Well, it's three periods, so it's really two-thirds time!
01:23Bland sports terms!
01:24That's what's keeping the Canadians down!
01:25If we're going to be the entertainment, then we'd better kick it up a notch!
01:27Hockey Z9!
01:28Hockey Z9!
01:29Oh, like Football X7!
01:30What happened to Y8?
01:31We're saving that for croquet!
01:32Ferb, grab your toolbox!
01:33We've got work to do!
01:34What's the big deal with hockey, anyway?
01:35Well, it's hard to explain, actually!
01:36Taking a flip-pass from the winger, shoulder-deeking the defenseman, and then tossing it right over
01:40the old glove hand!
01:41Oh, it just takes hold of you like a fever!
01:42Did you play a lot of hockey?
01:43No!
01:44No!
01:45No!
01:46No!
01:47No!
01:48No!
01:49No!
01:50No!
01:51No!
01:52No!
01:53No!
01:54No!
01:55No!
01:56No!
01:57No!
01:58No!
01:59No!
02:00Oh, yeah!
02:01Ice hockey!
02:02Ice hockey!
02:03What?
02:04Oh, yeah!
02:05Ice hockey!
02:06I didn't know that you were a hockey fan, Candace!
02:08You betcha!
02:09Flippin' over-wing passes and shoulder-dork in the ol' jazz hands is like some kinda disease!
02:11Uh...
02:12Yeah!
02:13Say, Jeremy, why don't you join us at the exhibition game today?
02:16Sounds like fun!
02:17Oh, yeah!
02:18It sounds like...
02:19Oh, hey!
02:20I got a phone call from, um...
02:21A real person!
02:22Got to go!
02:23Stacy, we have a coat-teal!
02:24Are you sure?
02:25No, wait. I mean code Periwinkle.
02:26Periwinkle. A hockey emergency?
02:27I'm on it.
02:28Speaking of Periwinkle, where is Peri?
02:35Carl, I'm freezing. Did you call that repair guy yet?
02:38I left him a message, sir. I think he went to Aruba for winter break.
02:41Lucky dog. It's cold and...
02:43Oh, H.B., didn't hear you come in.
02:45I have no idea what Doofenshmirtz is up to.
02:46It seems all of our computers froze.
02:49Isn't that right, Carl?
02:50Tech support says everything is fine.
02:51Well, I'm sure whatever Doof is up to, he's probably much warmer than we are.
02:55And that alone should be reason to stop him.
02:58Good luck, Agent P.
02:59Welcome, hockey hounds, to the hypothermic hippodrome of Danville Mountaintop Winter Arena,
03:03where our own Danville ice trays will cross sticks with the Combative Crosstown Contenders.
03:08Reigning over the skating skirmish tonight as guest referee is Hockey Hall of Famer, Luke Robitaille.
03:13Is anyone else cold? Why is it so cold in here?
03:15We don't know, Luke Robitaille.
03:18Actually, I brought a blanket, so I'm okay.
03:20Here we are.
03:21Oh, this is so exciting. I've always wanted to be a hockey mom.
03:24Excuse me for a second. System check.
03:27Stacey, can you read me?
03:28I've got the hockey reference manuals, league website, and official rules up and ready.
03:31Stacey, Mom said it's my turn to use the computer.
03:34Not now, Ginger. I'm busy.
03:35Don't make me open a can of whipped cream on you.
03:37Or however that goes.
03:39Doofenshmirtz people, if we want a mountaintop, eh?
03:41Ah, Perry the Platypus. Come in.
03:48How do you like my evil igloo hideout up in the Danville Mountains?
03:51Would you like some hot cocoa?
03:52No?
03:53Then how about a marshmallow?
03:56Ah!
03:57Ha! Trapped you again!
03:59I think I figured out why I haven't been able to take over the tri-state area.
04:02I've been too much of a nice guy.
04:03Nice guys can't take over large metropolitan areas, except for Roger.
04:06But we're not talking about Roger.
04:08I've got to get mean.
04:09I've got to get ugly and possibly hairy.
04:11I've got to learn to be more like the Abominable Snowman.
04:14Oh, no, I decided to build this.
04:16Behold.
04:16The Abominable Na...
04:18The...
04:18The Abominable...
04:19The Abominable Na-tor.
04:23See, I can only see if I speak slowly.
04:24The Abominable Na-tor.
04:26Oh, look, if I separate it, it works.
04:28The Abominable Na-tor.
04:30It makes whatever it hits bigger and scarier and hairier.
04:34Anywho, behold.
04:34Okay, I know what you're thinking.
04:37Why the silly little stocking cap and scarf?
04:39The truth is, I, uh...
04:42I had some yarn.
04:44And the flare of the buzzer brings down the metaphorical curtain
04:46on the scintillating second period of this titanic tussle
04:48as the grim, gritty gladiators vacate the frozen field of flailing-fighting flugelhorn
04:52to prepare for the third period of this telekin turf-toast tower
04:54as the frosty defibrillators mill the frozen themes of icy...
04:57Oh, man.
04:58I better go lay down.
05:00So, when all members of the offending team clear the defensive zone at the same time,
05:03the delayed offset call is negated.
05:04Wow.
05:05You really do know hockey.
05:07Are you kidding?
05:08Did you know a referee makes most penalty calls?
05:10Well, the lives we may call only obvious technical infractions.
05:13Go away!
05:14Obvious technical infractions?
05:15Go away.
05:16The player who committed the infraction is...
05:17No, give me that.
05:18No, Ginger, I'm busy.
05:19I said give me that back.
05:20If you don't give that back to me right now,
05:22Candace, gotta go.
05:23Now for your entertainment.
05:26What we've all been waiting for.
05:27Little kids on ice.
05:29This is so exciting.
05:30Oh, I forgot to charge the battery.
05:32Oh, no.
05:32I can't miss this photo op.
05:34Where is the gift shop?
05:35It's way over there on the other side of the arena.
05:37I'll be right back.
05:37Behold, Perry the Platypuses.
05:39I make myself abominable.
05:44Ooh, it's all marshmallow-y and hairy.
05:48Not completely unlike Summer Camp.
05:49Apparently, gotta aim this thing a little better.
05:52Ow!
05:53Hmm.
05:54Something's not right in the hinterland.
05:57Yikes!
05:57Okay, Bert.
06:05Looks like we're on.
06:12Ladies and gentlemen,
06:13prepare to be transported to a world
06:14where everything you know is changed
06:16into a global, glacial dystopia.
06:17If you're looking for something fluffy,
06:19forget it, pal.
06:20Because this is the future.
06:21Where the only things left are hard,
06:23cold, and in most cases, pointy.
06:24It's a world where the only way to survive
06:26can play hockey while things blow up around you.
06:28It's a world of skillful skating
06:29and incredible lifelands,
06:30of pushing prowess,
06:32and saving stone gladiators.
06:33Oh, this is so bustable.
06:35Mom, where's Mom?
06:36She went to the gift shop
06:37to buy a disposable camera.
06:39What the heck is that?
06:40It's a camera that you send away
06:42to get the film part developed,
06:43and then you take the non-film camera-only part
06:46and you throw it away.
06:47What the heck is film?
06:48Would you please just look in the back?
06:49This is the heart hybrid hockey
06:51of your dark dystopian destiny.
06:53Hockey Z9.
06:54Thanks, Stink.
06:55Gotta get on the ice!
07:03Don't turn away, I'm talking to you.
07:05Start about the post-apocalyptic sport of the future.
07:09You'll be skating a muck
07:10with coach, sticks, and a puff.
07:11Put your doctor on speed,
07:13doctor, cause you're gonna need sutures.
07:15Shulter peasant's blades,
07:16curling stones, so sweeping.
07:18How easy night, how easy night?
07:21It's as far as easy, though.
07:22I'm automatically speaking
07:23if the game is a brand new name.
07:26Hockey Z9.
07:28Hockey Z9.
07:30Hockey Z9.
07:32Hockey Z9.
07:34Hockey Z9.
07:37Yeah!
07:38Yeah!
07:39Yeah!
07:40Yeah!
07:40Yeah!
07:42Yeah!
07:43Yeah!
07:43Yeah!
07:44Yeah!
07:44Yeah!
07:44Yeah!
07:45Yeah!
07:45Yeah!
07:46Yeah!
07:46Yeah!
07:47Oh, my feet!
07:54Now it's working!
07:58Hey, not bad!
07:59A little hairy, but not bad!
08:01Now, to deal with you!
08:02Gotcha!
08:03Hey, where'd you go?
08:04Oh, there you are!
08:06Yes!
08:07Ow!
08:07Ow!
08:08Oh, you stupid makeup!
08:10Excuse me, I gotta get through here!
08:12Whoa, whoa, whoa!
08:13You're not allowed out there!
08:14But I gotta go get my mom!
08:15This is the shortcut to the gift shop!
08:16I'm sorry, you can't go out there!
08:17That's for players only!
08:19Players, huh?
08:20You're gonna go get a uniform and try to get out there, aren't you?
08:22Is that a problem?
08:23No, as long as we're clear on the concept!
08:25Hey, look at that!
08:26There was one in our disposable stuff from the 80s box!
08:29Thanks, David!
08:30Let me know if you need more things to throw away!
08:32Where the heck?
08:33Hey, how'd you get over there?
08:34Don't do that!
08:35Ah!
08:42Okay, now you're just showing off!
08:46Is there something I should...
08:47I don't want to!
08:49We'll just see how this could get any worse!
08:53Thank you, Benjamin Blattable!
08:58Okay, I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen.
09:00Mr. Stevens!
09:03Mr. Stevens, I'm having trouble with the equipment!
09:05Sorry, excuse me.
09:08Yes, you are number one.
09:09Excuse me.
09:09Sorry, pardon me.
09:10All right, all right, all right.
09:11Excuse me!
09:12Aw, check it out!
09:13A monster ice polishing machine!
09:15Okay, everyone, looks like we're done.
09:16Let's get out of here!
09:23Oh, my gosh.
09:24That is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
09:26Everyone say, Canadian bacon!
09:28Bam!
09:28Bam!
09:28Great job, kids.
09:31That was the weirdest game of hockey I've ever seen.
09:33Thanks, Mr. Robitaille.
09:35Okay, I'm all set to sneak across the ice.
09:36Go ahead.
09:37Hockey's E9 is over.
09:38What?
09:38No!
09:39Mom, they're giant dangerous...
09:41What the...
09:41It's not fair!
09:42It's so not fair!
09:44I'm sportsman-like behavior.
09:46Fine.
09:47Wow, Candace, I had a really good time.
09:49You want to get something to eat?
09:50Oh, that sounds like fun!
09:51But give me two minutes.
09:53Oh, there you are, Perry.
09:54Have fun at the party!
10:02Thanks for having the boys over tonight, Vivian.
10:04Oh, no problem, Linda.
10:05I have all the neighborhood kids tonight.
10:07Come on, come on.
10:08I don't want to be late for my first grown-up party.
10:10Okay, hon.
10:10Bye, everyone.
10:11Happy New Year!
10:12Bye, guys!
10:13Happy New Year!
10:14We're gonna have so much fun!
10:15We've got noise makers, balloons, confetti...
10:17And, of course, we'll all stay up till midnight and watch the New Year's Eve ball drop.
10:20Now, gee, hurry out!
10:21Wake up, will ya?
10:22You're drooling all over my arm.
10:23You know, saliva is 98% water, and the other 2% is made up of very beneficial electrolytes.
10:28It is gross, but it is science.
10:30You're lucky the gross factor outweighs the science factor, or you'd have a one-way ticket to Wedgie Town.
10:34Well, it'll be fun to finally see the ball drop.
10:36Oh, it's a wonderful tradition.
10:38And, of course, there's the other tradition of kissing someone special at midnight.
10:41Well, then, I know what we're gonna do tonight.
10:43Really?
10:43Yeah, we're gonna make our own New Year's ball and drop it from outer space.
10:47Your mother is right, Phineas. You have such an active imagination.
10:50Not active enough.
10:51I'm going to make some hot chocolate. You kids come in when you want to warm up.
10:55Hey, where's your platypus?
10:59Morning, Agent P. Sorry about the cold climate inside your lair.
11:02See, the heating system is on the fritz, and we had to call a guy in from Aruba.
11:05But I can assure you that we are all in the same boat.
11:07You're not alone in this. We are all sharing the pain.
11:10Awkward.
11:13Gratious for the wet ski.
11:15Um, uh, dude's doing something in City Hall. Put a stop to whatever it is.
11:18Hey, Carl, I get the blue one.
11:21Okay, Phineas, we're good to go.
11:23Great. Bring her down.
11:25How's the soldering going up there?
11:27Sorry, we're done.
11:27How are you doing, Buford?
11:29Why do I have to paint? Painting is for babies and beatniks.
11:32That's no ordinary paint.
11:33It's a super sealer that will protect us from the cold, dark vacuum of space.
11:36Beatnik talk.
11:37Hey, Phineas, mind if we see the inside?
11:39Not at all.
11:41Check it out.
11:42A multi-level New Year's ball with punchbowl saline.
11:44Hi.
11:45Balloon room, the bed of a thousand coats, an infinity slide,
11:48and through here, the grand ballroom.
11:50In other words, a ball within a ball.
11:52Oh!
11:52How do I get out of here?
11:55Doofus Ferts Table Incorporated!
11:58Happy New Year!
11:59Norm, I told you, don't celebrate till midnight.
12:01Not all day.
12:02What if midnight never comes?
12:03Then you've squandered a whole day celebrating.
12:05Think of that, tough guy.
12:07Perry the Platypus?
12:09Ha ha!
12:10It's a bottle of sparkling cider trap, and you're the cork,
12:13which makes you Perry the Corkapus.
12:16Ha ha, you got a funny name.
12:17Anyway, it's New Year's theme.
12:18Happy New Year!
12:19Not yet, Norm.
12:20Now, on to my plan.
12:21I recently learned that in most of the world,
12:23there's a tradition where people decide to change something
12:26about their lives in the coming year,
12:27and they call it a New Year's Resolution.
12:30I had no idea.
12:31You see, back in Druselstein, change was frowned upon.
12:33Any change.
12:34You couldn't change your channel on your TV.
12:36You couldn't change your underwear.
12:38Forget about changing your hairstyle.
12:39You'd end up in jail.
12:40But here in the New World, we embrace change.
12:44Apparently.
12:44And that's why I came up with the Resolution Changer in Eighth Orr.
12:49Cleverly disguised as a bow tie.
12:50When I turn it on at the stroke of midnight,
12:52it will make everyone change their resolution from whatever it was,
12:55like, I don't know, I'm going to lose weight or gain a limb or whatever,
12:58to, I'm going to make Heinz Neufenshmirtz my leader
13:01and obey his every command.
13:03That will be their new resolution.
13:05All right, Norm, how do I look?
13:06Like a pharmacist in a bow tie.
13:08Eh, good enough.
13:09Time to go.
13:10You're squandering, Norm.
13:13Ready to get your party on, dear?
13:15Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
13:17Wow.
13:17First year with the adults.
13:18Yep, we're all grown up now.
13:20No more pigtails, dollies, or obsessing over boys.
13:23From now on, we obsess over men.
13:25And no more bust-ing.
13:26Atta, girl.
13:27Yep, I'm sticking to my resolution and turning over a new leaf.
13:30Fifteen whole minutes and I haven't thought of Phineas and Ferb.
13:32How they make those things.
13:34You know, those big, like, dangerous things.
13:35Candace?
13:36Sorry, I'm back, I'm back.
13:38Resolution, kick it in.
13:39Oh, look, here come the boys.
13:40You mean men, ladies?
13:43That's us.
13:44We're ladies.
13:49Carbonation is fun.
13:51Hello, Danville.
13:53Hey, you there.
13:54What's your New Year's resolution?
13:55To update my mustache.
13:56That's what you think.
13:59I don't know.
14:00It seemed achievable.
14:00This is so great being here as an adult.
14:03Not like my brothers.
14:04We're kids.
14:05We're probably building something.
14:06Candace.
14:07Something big.
14:07Candace.
14:08Big and bustable.
14:09Gotta go.
14:09Oh, no, you don't.
14:10This is going to be a new year with a new Candace.
14:12Remember?
14:13Go, go, go, go.
14:16It's okay.
14:17It's just a temporary relapse.
14:18Candace?
14:19Stacy told me about your New Year's resolution.
14:21I need a time out.
14:22I'll be right back.
14:23Relapse?
14:24Relapse.
14:25That's what you think.
14:26It never stops being...
14:30Harry the Platypus?
14:32You can't come in here.
14:33This is a black tie affair.
14:40Actually, I guess it doesn't really specify pants anywhere, so I guess you're okay.
14:43Oh, and another little tidbit about the ancient Egyptians is that both men and women wore makeup, just like the 80s.
14:50Hold it together, girl.
14:51You can do this.
14:52Hey, I thought your New Year's resolution was to stop eating sandwiches in the bathroom.
14:56But it's not midnight yet, so I can still enjoy this.
14:58Not midnight yet?
14:59That's it.
14:59I've actually got an hour left to bust my brothers.
15:02I can find out what they're doing.
15:03I'll get video.
15:03Ah!
15:04That parkour training actually paid off.
15:10All right, let's start this fashion of all.
15:12Yay!
15:15So I missed it.
15:16And how am I going to show Mom?
15:17No worries.
15:19I'm live-blogging the whole event on my podcast.
15:21We're trending right now.
15:22Right now?
15:23Hey, all of you out there on Internetland.
15:24Watch closely, because I'm going to bust Phineas and Fern.
15:29She never busts them.
15:31And Internetland is not a real place.
15:34What is this, the coat room?
15:38All right, Perry the Blatapos, if you really want to fight here, I...
15:41Ooh, cashmere.
15:43Nice.
15:44Hey, Candice.
15:45I got you a glass of sparkling cider.
15:47Brain check, this is my last time to bust.
15:49Serious relapse.
15:50Come on, Irving.
15:51Yes!
15:52Everyone, can I have your attention, please?
15:54My brothers and their friends will be dropping from outer space in that giant New Year's ball.
15:59That's fantastic.
16:01No, that's not fantastic.
16:02It, uh, okay, well, I admit it's impressive, but it's still bustable.
16:06Mom!
16:07If those were my boys, they'd be so busted.
16:09Please!
16:09Adopt me now!
16:11Ah!
16:11Mom!
16:12Okay, it's almost midnight.
16:14Let's go!
16:15Ah!
16:18You'll never get out of that straitjacket.
16:20But why would anyone wear that to a New Year's Eve party?
16:22I guess maybe if you're a magician.
16:24Maybe.
16:24Why did I kill red knight?
16:26Time to launch my plan!
16:27Mom!
16:44Ten!
16:45Nine!
16:47Eight!
16:47Mom!
16:48Mom!
16:49Seven!
16:50Six!
16:52Five!
16:52Almost done!
16:54Mom, it's New Year!
16:55This is no time for kissing!
16:56Two!
16:59One!
17:00It's the end!
17:01Yay!
17:01Yay!
17:01Yay!
17:01Yay!
17:02Yay!
17:02Yay!
17:02Yay!
17:02Yay!
17:03Yay!
17:03Yay!
17:03Yay!
17:03Now watch this!
17:05What is everyone's New Year's resolution?
17:07To follow you, Heinz-Dubish-Mersk, our New Year!
17:11Ha ha ha ha!
17:12Hmm, so how does it feel to be a loser, Perry the Platypus?
17:16I mean, that's a rhetorical question.
17:18Of course, if anyone should know how it feels, it should be me, but...
17:21All right, everyone!
17:22Follow me!
17:23We're taking over City Hall!
17:24Hello!
17:29Hello?
17:30What are you doing?
17:31Obey me!
17:32What about your resolution?
17:34If everyone knows that no one ever keeps their New Year's resolutions...
17:37Yeah!
17:38That doesn't even make any sense!
17:39Why would you make resolutions if you're not ever gonna fu-
17:41Did you know about this?
17:43You did!
17:44You knew about this, and you still punched and kicked and pinched me!
17:48Yeah, I guess you're right.
17:49That is what we do.
17:50Oh, thank you, Perry the Platypus.
17:55Happy New Year!
17:56You know it hasn't been bad, more happy than sad, but I'll tell you I'm glad when I think about starting all over again.
18:04Yeah, I know where we've been, but I don't think about that.
18:07There was a moment, but this is another.
18:10So we're not gonna cry when we say goodbye to the year that has been receiving.
18:16We're not gonna look back, we know we're on the right track, and we all know that time is speeding.
18:22Because you know it's a new year, it's a brand new beginning of the 365, and the world keeps spinning.
18:33It's a new year, and so it's time for celebration.
18:37The fun has just begun, yeah, it's gonna be a happy new year.
18:41It's gonna be a happy new year, it's gonna be a happy new year.
18:47It's gonna be a happy new year, it's gonna happen, happy new year.
18:51Because you know it's a new year.
18:53What is happening?
18:54Is this your doing, bro?
18:56Old Lang Sy literally means old long ago.
18:58But I'd rather think of New Year's as an unspoiled universe.
19:02I sure hope Candice can see the fireworks.
19:05No, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to keep this resolution.
19:07That's okay.
19:08I like you just the way you are.
19:10Happy New Year, Candice.
19:11Happy New Year, Jeremy.
19:38Happy New Year!
19:41Happy New Year!
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