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00:00Maya and Nigel
00:01I have a lot of dreams.
00:09Not nighttime dreams, like, you know,
00:10when you're trapped in a sinking canoe
00:12with your gym teacher and a monkey.
00:14I mean daytime dreams, like this one.
00:19For my next number...
00:21Dr. Santos!
00:22Dr. Santos!
00:23Please, I'm performing!
00:25You are the only one who can do the life-saving brain surgery on the mare!
00:29My professional obligations leave me no choice.
00:32Hold my mic, please.
00:34Now, my brother Miguel, he dreams about one thing only.
00:38Sports. Deportes y más deportes.
00:41In fact, my brother was once the star of a major league baseball game.
00:46El Jugador Estrella.
00:49And it never would have happened if it weren't for me.
00:53These are some of my lucky baseball cards.
00:55Orlando Flores.
00:56He was the best player in the Dominican Republic.
01:00But let me show you my favorite card of all.
01:02Señores, I give you a limited edition Series J Orlando Flores card.
01:22Cool.
01:23La tarjeta más valiosa.
01:25Paco!
01:27Paco!
01:28Paco!
01:29Paco!
01:30Ven acá!
01:31Dámelo!
01:32Give me that barret, Paco!
01:33Es mío!
01:34It's mine!
01:35Es mío!
01:36It's mine!
01:37Paco?
01:38Ah!
01:39Gracias, Paquito!
01:40Ah, pretty good!
01:42Ay, es solamente un perico, Maya.
01:45He doesn't know better.
01:46He's just a parrot.
01:47Ah, pretty good!
01:48No, Paco!
01:49Paco!
01:50No!
01:51Tromp it!
01:52Tromp it!
01:53Tromp it!
01:54Tromp it!
01:55Tromp it!
01:56That way!
01:57That way!
01:58Give it up, Paco!
02:03Let go of the card, Paco!
02:06Thank you!
02:07Gracias!
02:08That's a good parrot, Paco!
02:10Oops!
02:11No!
02:13Paco, don't step on that!
02:15Bye, Paco!
02:18Um, Miguel?
02:20That card was invaluable, was it?
02:23Maya!
02:25My card!
02:28Oh, mi culpa, mi culpa, Miguelito.
02:31It was my fault Paco flew into your room, and I will replace your card.
02:36It was very expensive.
02:40Aha!
02:41Here we go.
02:42One limited edition Series J Orlando Flores card.
02:48Oh, that is one pricey piece of cardboard.
02:52I'm going to bed.
02:53Don't worry, Miguelito.
02:55And there are still seats left for this weekend when the Mambo host Orlando Flores
03:00and the hard-hitting western wilderness.
03:02Ay, Miguel!
03:03S-O-S!
03:04When you say S-O-S like that, I get a hologramy pain in my stomach, right under my ribs.
03:09But it's card here.
03:10If we can't replace your card, we'll get you something even better.
03:14Orlando Flores' autograph.
03:16Maya, ya basta.
03:17Just leave us alone, because whatever you dream up, it's only going to get us both in trouble.
03:21Pero Miguel...
03:22Maya, Maya, Maya!
03:24All right.
03:25If that's what you want...
03:27Gracias.
03:28Gracias.
03:33Chrissy, hi, me.
03:34You gotta help me get Orlando Flores' autograph.
03:36Don't worry.
03:37I have a plan.
03:38Uh-oh.
03:39I smell trouble.
03:42It's a beautiful day.
03:43The wilderness are in town.
03:45Gracias for the tickets, Abuelita.
03:47De nada, mijo.
03:48It will be fun.
03:49I get un helado, Abuelita.
03:51Un momento, mijo.
03:53Let's get to our seats first.
03:54Then you'll get your ice cream.
03:56Qué lindo el campo de baseball.
04:00Sí.
04:01It is a beautiful baseball field.
04:03Vámonos, niños.
04:05Great seats, Abuela.
04:06Gracias.
04:07¿Dónde está el campo de baseball?
04:08There's the baseball field.
04:09Hey!
04:10Those people are in our spot.
04:11There must be a mix-up.
04:12This is row double Z, but we're supposed to be in row triple Z.
04:13I...
04:14Triple Z?
04:15Where's that?
04:16My hat.
04:17It's just the big one.
04:18It's just the big one.
04:19Oh, it's just the big one.
04:20There's the baseball field.
04:21Hey!
04:22Those people are in our spot.
04:23Well, there must be a mix-up.
04:25This is row double Z, but we're supposed to be in row triple Z. I...
04:30Triple Z?
04:31Triple Z? Where's that?
04:41Oh, my hat!
04:46See you later, Hattigator!
04:48Wow, what a view! You can see the ocean!
04:52What ocean? We don't even live near the ocean.
04:57Water. I need water.
05:00Come on, Miguel. You'll miss the game.
05:04Hello, sir. Nice day, huh?
05:10Okay, time to get Tito his ice cream.
05:12Mi helado! Vamos, vámonos!
05:14All the way back down?
05:20You stay here, Miguel. Chrissy and I will go.
05:22Miguel, anda con ella. You can't let your little sister go along.
05:28Abuelita.
05:28No excuses, mi hijo.
05:31Andale.
05:33Hurry, Miguelito.
05:36I get my ice cream now?
05:39Um, those lines look pretty long, Tito.
05:41Hey, Miguel, why don't you hold our place in line?
05:44Okay.
05:45Está bien.
05:46This is taking forever. It's like Maya wanted to...
05:53Maya!
05:55Yes, Orlando! Hi! Can I have your autograph?
05:58Hi, can I have your autograph?
06:00Okay, now we can go get Orlando's autograph.
06:03Oh, Miguel will be so happy!
06:05Mi helado, my ice cream...
06:07Very soon, Tito.
06:14We missed him!
06:16Not to worry!
06:17Tengo una idea!
06:21Hey, it's a beautiful baseball field.
06:23Great place for hitting home runs, huh, Orlando?
06:25Si, but I don't like that mascot.
06:32Oy!
06:32Moose, they make me nervous.
06:34No me gustan esos animales.
06:36Mm-mm, mm-mm.
06:37The locker room?
06:40Maya, they'll never let us in here.
06:42Never is not in my vocabulary, Chrissy.
06:45Never say never.
06:46Okay.
06:47They will not let us in here ever.
06:52Hello, sir.
06:53I need to speak with Orlando Flores, please.
06:57Sorry.
06:58No fans in the locker room.
07:00But, um, um, we're not fans.
07:02We're, um, uh, reporters.
07:04Yes, we're reporters for the school newspaper.
07:07Oh, that's different!
07:09Go on in!
07:10Uh, of course, I'm gonna need to see your press passes.
07:13Press passes.
07:14Yeah, right.
07:24That's not very nice, senor.
07:26Well, what's a baseball game without something to chew on?
07:30Try this.
07:31Are you giving that to me?
07:33It's chicle.
07:34It's sugar-free.
07:36I bought it for my grandchildren, but you can have some.
07:40Gosh!
07:40Thanks!
07:42Do you know how to blow a bubble?
07:47Wow!
07:48How do you do that?
07:53Maya!
07:56My ice cream!
07:57No, no, no!
07:58It's time for plan B!
07:59What's plan B?
08:01Be quiet and let me think.
08:04The baritone boys aren't here yet!
08:06They're singing the anthem!
08:08Can't start a ball game without the national anthem!
08:12Who knows?
08:13Probably stuck in traffic.
08:14I don't know what to do.
08:16I don't know what to do.
08:18That's right!
08:26Oh, whoa!
08:27Oops!
08:28Still can't get it!
08:30No, no, no, no!
08:31You're doing well!
08:33You are learning me, amigo!
08:35Okay, okay.
08:36Hey, now my turn to show you something.
08:38You ever try on a real baseball glove?
08:43It's heavy, no?
08:44Here's what you do.
08:45Pound the glove with your fist.
08:47Like you're making a spot for the ball to land.
08:51Come on!
08:51Do it like you mean it!
08:54Like that?
08:57Please, Chrissy, hurry!
08:59Nos vemos bien!
09:02We look like cat people!
09:03Andale, Chrissy!
09:05Fashion designers charge top dollar for this stuff!
09:08Oh, never mind!
09:09I found them!
09:10There you are!
09:11Glad you made it!
09:12You guys ready to wow them?
09:13Oh, we wow them all right!
09:17Okay then, right this way!
09:19You know, I'm a huge fan of yours.
09:22My kids have all your CDs!
09:24Well, uh, you make sure to tell them that we said hello, okay?
09:28I'll do that.
09:29Thank you!
09:30They'll be thrilled!
09:32Just head out onto the baseball field and walk straight to the microphone.
09:37Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the national anthem.
09:41Singing the anthem today are international pop stars, the Baritone Boys.
09:49Canta Maya.
09:51Sing.
09:52Tu primero, you first.
09:54It was your idea.
09:55Okay, but I forgot the words.
09:57Well, someone has to start.
09:58Tito!
09:59Canta!
09:59Sing!
10:00Sing!
10:02Oh, say can you seize, by the dawn's early life.
10:12These are the worst singers I've heard since that troupe of mimes did the anthem.
10:15Ay, es verdad!
10:17My grandchildren and their friends sing better.
10:20Whose broad stripes and bright lullaby.
10:22No, no way!
10:27No way!
10:28Maya, Maya!
10:29Maya, Maya, wave!
10:31O'er the land of the free, of the free, of the free, and the home of the brave.
10:38And the home of the brave.
10:54We did it!
10:55We actually did it!
10:56Otra vez!
10:57We sing again!
10:58Oh!
10:59No, Tito, no!
11:01We need to get Orlando Flores' autograph!
11:04Maya, look!
11:05Who are they?
11:06Our fans!
11:08It looks like they want our autographs!
11:11Run!
11:14Please, please, just come on, please talk to me!
11:16Talk to me!
11:16I'm sorry!
11:17I'm sorry!
11:18I'm sorry!
11:19I'm sorry!
11:20I'm sorry!
11:20I'm sorry!
11:21I'm sorry!
11:22I'm sorry!
11:23I'm sorry!
11:24I'm sorry!
11:24I'm sorry!
11:25I'm sorry!
11:25I'm sorry!
11:26I'm sorry!
11:27We lost them!
11:29Yeah, we lost them!
11:30Imagine!
11:31Who would act so crazy just to get an autograph?
11:35All right, what are you kids doing?
11:37There's a good explanation, ma'am.
11:39Oh yeah, I know there is.
11:40You were goofing off.
11:41Now put on your aprons, grab your food, get out there and sell.
11:44Pero, señora?
11:47Get out there and sell.
11:49And don't come back until you've sold every hot dog, soda,
11:52and ice cream sandwich in those things.
11:55Yes, ma'am.
11:56Of course, ma'am.
11:57Oh, teenagers, I tell you.
12:00By the way, you boys, you need to start shaving.
12:08Hot dogs!
12:09Hot dogs!
12:10Get your hot dogs!
12:11Yes, sir!
12:11Here you go!
12:12Mustard!
12:13Ketchup!
12:14Good!
12:15Oh, sorry.
12:17Here, let me clean that up.
12:19Oops, sorry, sorry, sorry.
12:21Hey, where's my change?
12:24You don't have anything smaller than a 50, do you, sir?
12:27No, I don't.
12:29This is yucky.
12:30I don't drink yucky.
12:32This tastes like motor oil.
12:33Oh!
12:34Maya!
12:35Hi!
12:37Hiiii!
12:48Mmm, helado!
12:50Delicioso!
12:55Hey, so you think the Mambo will make the playoffs this year?
12:58Hmm, not a chance.
13:00They need otro slugger.
13:02Someone to hit some honrons.
13:04You know, homrons?
13:06Heh heh.
13:07Honrons.
13:08I like that.
13:09Say it from the throat.
13:11Honron.
13:12Honron!
13:17Maya!
13:19Tito!
13:20Maya!
13:21The fans are yelling at me!
13:37I'm dripping with soda and I'm not even getting to watch the game!
13:40Por favor!
13:41Let's go back to our seats and forget about the autograph!
13:44But Chrissy, Orlando Flores is up next!
13:50Imagine how happy Miguel will be when we get that autograph!
13:54We just need a way onto the baseball field!
13:58Excellent!
14:00Why didn't I think of that before?
14:07In a strikeout, we call a ponche or ponchado.
14:10Uh, ponchado!
14:12Si!
14:13Si, si, si!
14:14Excellent pronunciation, eh?
14:24I'm exhausted.
14:25It must be a hundred degrees inside that thing.
14:28This will be perfect!
14:30No, Maya!
14:31I am not getting into another stupid costume!
14:34Cuidado!
14:35That's Manny the Mambo Moose you're talking about!
14:37He's famous!
14:38Vamanos!
14:39Oh, can I help you?
14:40The question is, can we help you?
14:43Huh?
14:44You see, my friend here loves costumes, and I was thinking maybe we could borrow your
14:48moose costume.
14:50How about we take over for a couple of innings?
14:52You get a break from the heat, and my friend gets her dream!
14:57Sure, go for it!
14:58Gracias!
14:59You won't regret this!
15:01Maya!
15:01¿Qué estás haciendo?
15:03I've been looking all over the ballpark for you!
15:06Nothing, Miguel!
15:07Just taking a walk, you know!
15:08Maya!
15:09I saw you singing out on the baseball field!
15:12¿Te gustó?
15:13Oh, say!
15:15Maya!
15:16You're up to one of your crazy plans, and I know it!
15:19I can sense it!
15:20I am not doing anything crazy at all!
15:23Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get a little fresh air!
15:25Maya, come back!
15:31Chrissy, look after Cheeto!
15:33Maya!
15:35Now batting, number 21, Orlando Flores.
15:38¡Maya, let's at least talk about this!
15:42We can compromise!
15:43I can't go, Miguel!
15:45It's the seventh inning!
15:46We need to get on the baseball field!
15:51Wait!
15:53We need that ball!
15:54Where are we going?
15:55I can't see!
15:57Oh!
15:58This is a bad idea, Maya!
16:00Sorry!
16:01Come on!
16:02Get up!
16:03Levantate!
16:11Strike two!
16:13No, Maya!
16:14What are you doing?
16:16Shh!
16:24It's coming right at us!
16:32Uso el guante?
16:33Yes!
16:34The glove, Elena!
16:35The glove!
16:37The glove!
16:37The glove!
16:39Hey!
16:39Nice grab, Elena!
16:41Thanks!
16:42Now's our chance!
16:44Let's go!
16:45Señor Flores, un momento, por favor!
16:48Look!
16:49I don't like moose, okay?
16:51Please!
16:52Leave me alone!
16:53Déjame ya!
16:54But I'm not really a moose!
16:55It's just a costume!
16:56What's happening, Maya?
16:57What's happening, Maya?
16:58What's happening, Maya?
17:00What's the matter, Flores?
17:02Afraid of a moose?
17:04Wait!
17:06You don't understand!
17:08Come on, Miguel!
17:09Corre, corre!
17:28I can't see anything, Maya.
17:30No puedo ver.
17:31Why are we running?
17:32Vamos!
17:33He's getting away!
17:35Maya, he's not a criminal!
17:37Espera, Maya! Slow down, I can't hold on!
17:41Maya!
17:48Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya!
17:50What the heck is going on down there?
17:52No es posible!
17:59Hay chispas!
18:01Maya, Miguel, come back here right now!
18:09Ahorita mismo!
18:11Abuelita?
18:20Señor Flores, por favor!
18:22I just want your autograph!
18:24Not tan pronto, mija!
18:27You are coming with me!
18:29And you're all coming with me!
18:31I just want everyone to know I had nothing to do with this!
18:35Maya, Miguel, eso no se hace!
18:37You simply do not run onto a baseball field in the middle of a game!
18:41But Abuelita, I sort of wanted to help those poor hot people who had to wear the moose costume!
18:48Maya?
18:49And I was trying to stop her before she embarrassed the whole family!
18:52Eso no se hace!
18:54It doesn't matter what the reason is!
18:57You cannot run onto the baseball field like that!
19:00It's not safe!
19:01With all due respect, you also ran onto the baseball field in the middle of a ball game!
19:06I am their abuela, their grandmother!
19:10I was trying to stop them before they embarrassed the whole family!
19:13I know I shouldn't have done it, Abuelita!
19:16It's just, sometimes my heart tells me what to do, and my brain just takes a siesta!
19:21I felt so bad about letting Paco flush the card down the toilet!
19:25Era la tarjeta favorita de Miguel!
19:27So I thought if I could get Orlando Flores to sign an autograph, then I would make everything better!
19:33Gracias, Maya!
19:34It was nice of you to try, even if we do end up on some sports bloopers video!
19:39Listen, you kids clearly recognize your mistake, and that's the important thing!
19:44Oh, hold on!
19:45Yes?
19:47Okay!
19:48We'll look for it!
19:49I'm almost done here!
19:51I gotta go!
19:52I need to find the fan who caught Orlando's home run!
19:54Why do you need to do that?
19:56Well, get this!
19:57Apparently Orlando's homer was a record breaker!
20:00No one's ever hit one into row triple Z before!
20:03He wants to get the baseball back!
20:05Oh!
20:06Su pelota de baseball!
20:09You think he might be willing to negotiate?
20:14Negociar?
20:15Muchisimas gracias!
20:17You know, we're really sorry about chasing you all over the outfield!
20:22You didn't mean any harm, and besides, your abuela was very generous to give me back the ball!
20:27You know, Orlando, you really should do something about that fear of moose!
20:31It's holding you back!
20:32Tu crees?
20:33Por supuesto!
20:34I might be able to help you out!
20:36Oh, I mean if you feel like talking about it!
20:39It's probably something in your childhood you need to work through!
20:47For some reason, Orlando never called me for my advice on his moose-phobia!
20:51And even though abuela had us sweep the stadium after the game, I'm still glad I helped Miguel!
20:57Maya!
20:58¿Qué estás haciendo?
20:59¿Qué estás haciendo?
21:00You're not messing with any of my stuff, are you?
21:02Easy, hermanito!
21:03I'm just chilling!
21:04Well, you can sit there, but remember, don't even look at my baseball cards!
21:10No toques nada!
21:11Okay?
21:12Don't worry, Miguel!
21:13I just wanted to borrow that sports bloopers tape!
21:17Shhh!
21:18Mi hermano!
21:19Sometimes I don't know what he would ever do without me!
21:20Ha!
21:21Ha!
21:22¿Qué harías sin mí?
21:23Ha!
21:24¿Qué harías sin mí?
21:25Ha!
21:26¿Qué harías sin mí?
21:53Ha!
21:55Ha!
21:56Ha!
21:57Tom!
21:59K Frank?
22:00K Frank!
22:01K Frank!
22:02Ha!
22:03Pint!
22:04Ha!
22:05K Frank!
22:06K Frank!
22:07K Frank!
22:09K Frank!
22:10Heard!
22:12Lord Nelson!
22:14K Frank!
22:15K Frank!
22:17Can we gozu visioning?
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