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00:01And now, our feature presentation.
00:27Here are some exciting coming attractions
00:29from Paramount.
00:39During his ten years in prison,
00:42Jack Deebbs created his own world.
00:45It made him very successful.
00:48You're Jack Deebbs, the creator of Cool World, right?
00:50I can't believe this.
00:51Now he thinks he's going home to the real world.
00:55But he's wrong.
00:56Real world.
01:03Welcome to my world.
01:05You're not in Kansas anymore!
01:09Praise.
01:10Cool World Police.
01:11I'm a cartoonist, I drill all this.
01:13This place exists with or without you.
01:15Get a little closer here, babe. Give us a kiss.
01:17Go away.
01:18I'm out of here.
01:20I've been waiting for you, darling.
01:22Noids do not have sex with doodles.
01:24It's the oldest law in Cool World.
01:26If that happens, you call me.
01:28I got it, boss.
01:31Since it's only a dream, indulge your fantasies.
01:34Man is in the bedroom.
01:39Are you gonna follow the rules?
01:41Or are you gonna follow your instincts?
01:44You're about to make an unscheduled trip to the other side!
01:48Buster!
01:50This is gonna be the biggest disaster the Cool World has ever seen.
01:54Stop!
01:56Cease!
01:58Nobody's gonna stop me now!
02:03You look good in the flesh.
02:05It's almost a shame I gotta take you back.
02:11I just wanna be real.
02:17You gotta slow down.
02:19Not on your life, pal.
02:21Enough out of you, kitty!
02:25This place should be erased.
02:27Hey!
02:29It's a living.
02:31Cool World.
02:32We may not be real to you as yet,
02:34but we will be!
02:47I see a little silhouette of a man.
02:50Scaramouche, Scaramouche,
02:52when you do the bandango!
02:54Thunder, morn, and lightning!
02:55Just outside of Chicago.
02:57Galileo!
02:58Galileo!
02:59Galileo!
03:00Galileo!
03:01In the basement of this house.
03:03It's Wayne's World!
03:04Wayne's World!
03:05Party time!
03:06Excellent!
03:08Broadcast history is about to be made.
03:11Extreme close-up!
03:12I want you to find out who these guys are and where they do their show.
03:17What is this?
03:18Mr. Vanderhoff, this is your audience.
03:20It's two chimps on a damn important basement.
03:23Here I am.
03:24What's the contract for $5,000?
03:27Excuse me?
03:28No.
03:29No way!
03:30Way!
03:31To fame.
03:32Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined jumpsuit,
03:35young girls in white cotton panties, bloated, purple, dead on a toilet face?
03:40To fortune.
03:41Contractor knows.
03:42I will not bow to any sponsor.
03:46And to Babe Heaven.
03:48Shwo!
03:50What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman,
03:53you think you're gonna hurl?
03:55I say hurl.
03:56If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours.
03:59If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.
04:03Okay.
04:04It's Wayne.
04:05This is definitely the type of place I'm gonna get when I move out of my parents' house.
04:09It's God.
04:10I love you, God.
04:11If she were a president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln.
04:14It's a movie.
04:15We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
04:18Wayne's World!
04:21Hi, Wayne!
04:22It just might be the greatest motion picture ever made.
04:26Are you mental?
04:27He has a book as the devil put aside for me!
04:32For me!
04:38Wayne's World.
04:44Coming this August to video stores everywhere.
04:52So how was work?
05:02Fine.
05:03How was your day?
05:04Fine.
05:09How was school?
05:10Okay.
05:11Okay.
05:12Did you kids finish your homework?
05:13Yeah.
05:14Yeah.
05:15So, what should we do tonight?
05:20Well, I think we should do something.
05:22Anything's better than last night.
05:25Well, what did we do last night?
05:27Nothing.
05:29All right.
05:30All right.
05:31Then we should do something.
05:32Something sounds good.
05:34I have an idea.
05:37Why don't we all put on our thinking caps?
05:40Ooh.
05:44Week nights can be a real bore.
05:48So why not break the routine?
05:50Why don't we all learn Portuguese?
05:53I don't want to learn Portuguese tonight.
05:55I know.
05:56We could all sing a round of sea chantings.
05:58Ooh.
05:59What's a sea chanty?
06:00Not now, Baron.
06:01We're trying to decide something.
06:02We'll play later.
06:05When you rent videos during the week,
06:07you have five more nights to catch up on all the movies you might have missed.
06:11Isn't that a nice reward for working like a dog?
06:17Honey, what's going on in the living room?
06:19Oh, well, that's Baron watching a tape, dear.
06:22Oh.
06:25Wait.
06:26I thought of something.
06:27Why don't we rent a video tonight?
06:29Yeah, Kelly, please?
06:31On a weeknight?
06:32Yeah, come on, Mom.
06:33It's okay.
06:34Sure.
06:35Come on.
06:36Let's throw caution to the wind.
06:37Come on.
06:38Are they even open during the week?
06:40Sure.
06:41I bet they even have meals during the week.
06:43Oh, yeah.
06:44Let me get the car.
06:45Hold on, you two.
06:47Way to go, Baron.
06:49I knew you'd think of something.
06:51Save us some popcorn.
06:59Hello.
07:00Peace popcorn delivery.
07:01Put a little weekend in your week.
07:02Rent a video.
07:04Your video store carries a wide selection of films.
07:08Adventures, dramas, mysteries, comedies, classics, and children's fair.
07:14Don't hesitate to ask your video retailer for suggestions.
07:18In addition to the movies you already know, he can recommend many lesser-known films you're bound to enjoy.
07:25Remember, great entertainment awaits you.
07:28Weekends and weekdays.
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07:48And now we're pleased to bring you our feature presentation.
07:51Check up next for the next episode.
07:52Have a good night.
07:53Have a good night.
07:54See you next time.
07:55Take good night.
07:56Take good night.
07:57Time.
07:583.
07:59Don'tòn, ques combat, d звон again.
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