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Reason for Reupload: [Not On His Channel Anymore]  Subscribe To The Original Creator!   @JJPE   Original Upload Date: Feb 28, 2021  Original Description:   Toad tells an offensive joke and has to deal with the consequences...   Check out the music video, "Ya Gonna Cancel Me?"  https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9t7zqm   MY CONTENT IS NOT FOR KIDS. My content is recommended for AGES 13 AND ABOVE, as it contains foul language and jokes that could be found as inappropriate for younger audiences. Some videos also make fun of certain topics or people, which is all satire and should not be taken too seriously. This channel is in NO WAY affiliated with Nintendo, my content is solely for entertainment.   #JJPE #JJPlushEdition #reupload #archive

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00:00Hey, Yoshi, do you want to hear a joke?

00:10Uh, yeah, sure. Wait, why did we switch sides?

00:12So I can fit this!

00:15This is my joke notebook! Or a joke book, if you will.

00:19Every joke I've ever come up with is written on here, Yoshi!

00:24Boobs.

00:26Asians.

00:27White people! Okay, I gotta go on, I gotta go on.

00:31Alright, why did the chicken cross the road?

00:33Why?

00:34Because he wanted to get hit by a truck!

00:39You're not laughing.

00:41I don't really see the joke.

00:43The joke was he wanted to die, Yoshi.

00:46That just seems depressing.

00:49You have no sense of humor.

00:51It feels weird sitting on your side. Can we switch?

00:53But I kinda like your spot.

00:55It's like three inches away from this spot. It's not that much different.

00:58Then why do you want to switch?

00:59Because that...

01:01That's a good point.

01:02Yeah, whatever, I'll switch with you.

01:04There you go, you got your spot back. Are you happy?

01:07Hey, Toad! Toad! Toad! Toad! Toad! Toad! Toad!

01:10Okay, okay, Snoot! Snoot! I always tell you to stay at home!

01:12I know, but I saw the most exciting thing I had to tell you!

01:15There was a squirrel outside, Toad!

01:17Snoot! You're a fox, not a dog!

01:19Actually, I am a part of the Canadai family, so I'm kind of related to dogs.

01:23Okay, cool. Now go home.

01:24But it was a long run here.

01:26Okay, fine, but stop running all the way from home to see me.

01:30Okay, this will be the last time, I promise.

01:32Okay, now go sit somewhere else, because you won't be relevant until later on in the episode.

01:36Oh, okay. Well, the plot will be here when it needs me.

01:39Alright, let's keep playing Xbox, shall we?

01:41Yeah, okay.

01:42Oh, wait, wait, wait, before we continue, I came up with the funniest joke ever.

01:47Toad, I'm sorry, I don't really care.

01:48Oh, come on, let me tell it, please!

01:50No, Toad, let's just play Xbox.

01:52Well, fine, you don't care for my jokes? Well, I'll just tell it to a group of people who do care.

01:57Toad, what are you doing?

01:58I'm gonna tweet my joke.

02:00Yoshi, I'm gonna log into my Twitter account on your phone, because I forgot my phone at home.

02:05I'll show, Yoshi. People on Twitter will like my joke.

02:08Alright, Yoshi, I used your phone to tweet my joke.

02:12Oh boy, you didn't tweet it under my account, did you?

02:14No, of course not. I logged you out and signed into my own.

02:17So, anyway, what joke did you tweet?

02:19Oh, okay, now you wanna hear my jokes. You know what, Yoshi? I'm not gonna tell you.

02:25Okay, well, I don't really care. I was just curious.

02:28All I'm gonna say is people on Twitter are gonna appreciate it more than you would.

02:32Alright, well, we'll just wait and see.

02:34Whoa, I'm getting notifications already!

02:37That's, uh, that's a lot of notifications!

02:41Whoa! Okay, that tweet really must be going viral!

02:45Whoa! My tweet went viral really quickly!

02:47There's no way all those notifications are for your tweet.

02:50Hell yeah, brother! Guess who proved you wrong?

02:53It was me. In case it wasn't clear, it was me. I proved you wrong.

02:57Yeah, that was clear.

02:58Alright, I'm gonna start reading some of these comments.

03:01Oh! Oh no! Oh lord, god no!

03:07What, did Twitter take down your tweet?

03:09Oh no, Yoshi, even worse!

03:11Um, what's worse than Twitter taking your tweet down?

03:14Yoshi! The comments are loaded with social justice warriors!

03:18Oh man, you know what that means, Toad?

03:20Oh, shit!

03:22How's it going, everyone? Coconut to make you here with the news!

03:24Local civilian Toad has been canceled on Twitter for saying an offensive joke.

03:29Now, personally, I don't really care that much, but I'm being paid to tell you guys I do care.

03:34So, hashtag cancel Toad!

03:36I'm gonna pay the sale for this, guys!

03:40Aw, come on, Coconut! You let a brother down!

03:42You literally got paid to lie about your opinion!

03:45Toad, he can't hear you through the TV.

03:47I know, Yoshi! I'm just angry!

03:49Trust me, I've tried it before.

03:50Eh, so what if you were on the news for it? It was just a joke.

03:53I know, but people are just too sensitive these days.

03:56What even was your joke?

03:57Oh yeah, it was just-

03:58I'm done sitting in the corner. Is it my time to come back for the plot yet?

04:01Yeah, I guess so, Snoot.

04:03I saw your tweet. Except, I can't read, so I don't know what it said.

04:07But, I saw you on the news!

04:09This is so stupid! What I said was clearly a joke!

04:12Can you tell me what the joke was before you get interrupted again?

04:14Oh yeah, okay, I'm sorry. The joke was-

04:16Breaking news, everyone! We got some more info on the Toad situation!

04:20So, reported that the Toad has a pet named Snoot.

04:23Here's a picture of him.

04:24And supposedly, Snoot saw Toad's tweet and did nothing about it.

04:28How disgusting!

04:30Where's my 20 bucks?

04:31Now come on, Coconut! Resist the money! Tell the truth!

04:34Whoa! I was on the news! That's so cool!

04:36No, Snoot! It's not cool! They're making up lies about you!

04:39Wait, what? They are?

04:40I wasn't really listening. I was distracted by my picture they put on screen.

04:43They said you saw my tweet and did nothing about it.

04:46Which I guess is kind of true, but you're a fox and you can't even read, so...

04:50What would you- what are you supposed to do about it?

04:52Okay, everyone calm down. I have a solution.

04:55Yes! I was hoping you'd come up with a solution eventually, Yoshi!

04:58I'm on the f***ing news right now!

05:01Okay, so why don't you just make like an apology tweet or something like that?

05:03Okay, and say what?

05:05Hey guys, sorry for the last tweet I made. Sorry you guys are a bunch of sensitive assholes.

05:10Just make an apology tweet, Toad.

05:12Fine, even though I have nothing to apologize for.

05:15So, am I gonna be needed for anything else, or was I just needed for that little bit?

05:19Oh, you're all set, Snoot. Thank you.

05:21Okay.

05:22I like fourth wall breaks.

05:24Alright, I just signed out the tweet.

05:26Let's just hope people forgive you.

05:27Oh, no!

05:29Oh, this couldn't have gotten any worse!

05:32Why? What happened?

05:33Okay, this has gone too far. There are K-pop stans in my comments!

05:38First, I get cancelled.

05:40Second, I bring my pet into this who doesn't even have anything to do with it.

05:44And third, there are K-pop stans in my comments!

05:47This is insane!

05:49Calm down!

05:50Thanks, I needed that.

05:53People are just a little sensitive to jokes nowadays.

05:55Yeah, I just wish people would learn to keep their mouths shut if they see a joke they don't like.

06:00Yeah, I don't know what their mindset is.

06:02Just because you're offended doesn't mean other people have to be.

06:07Maybe there's a way we can get people to listen.

06:09How are we gonna get Gen Z to listen without them spamming K-pop clips and sparkle emojis?

06:13Hmm.

06:14It seems like our generation is pretty attracted to hip-hop.

06:17Oh!

06:18Are you saying we should make a diss track on cancel culture?

06:20Yes!

06:21Let's make a diss track and then put it on Twitter for the social justice warriors to see.

06:26This goes out to the career ruiners.

06:29You know.

06:31The people on Twitter.

06:33Yeah.

06:34Those people.

06:35It was just a little joke.

06:36You can forgive me, right?

06:37I didn't really mean it.

06:38It's pretty obvious.

06:39But some of you don't seem to understand.

06:40So, let us explain something.

06:41In the form of a rap, because that's what will get your attention, you Gen Z losers.

06:42I'm ashamed to be a part of this generation.

06:43Social justice warriors are killing social media.

06:44People spreading false things go on Wikipedia.

06:45What crap are they feeding you?

06:46Pretty soon I'll be needing a roll of duct tape to strap your mouth from sick of hearing

06:51ya.

06:52If you don't find it funny, just keep your mouth shut.

06:53Say, who asked, idiot?

06:54I did.

06:55Now what?

06:56What are you gonna do?

07:09Ensol me like I did a truck.

07:10You gonna cancel me?

07:11Yeah, okay, bud, good luck.

07:12You know, just because someone says a thing you don't agree with, doesn't mean you gotta

07:15go and act all defensive.

07:16We all have our own laughs, and of course there's a line, but for this episode we went offensive

07:20this time.

07:21And then, we had a lot to give you up.

07:22The people who really should win.

07:24Okay, man.

07:25this time if you don't find it funny just keep your mouth shut say who asked idiot I did now what

07:31what are you gonna do and sell me like I give a truck you're gonna cancel me yeah okay bud good

07:36luck okay I just put it on Twitter great maybe that this track will teach them a lesson people

07:41are seeing it quickly I think we're getting our point across hey hi-ho coconut their monkeys here

07:46back at it again with some more news update on the town situation Tony and his friend responded

07:52to the Twitter feedback with the diss track which is pretty fine by the way but I am still being paid

07:59to tell you guys that code is bad so that totally bad yeah damn news in their manipulative forecasting

08:06I mean I don't really blame coconut he is getting paid to say certain things you know what I have an

08:11idea my joke book is loaded with offensive jokes and all of these jokes are perfect what are you

08:20getting at here I'm taking one for the boys Yoshi I'm taking one for the boys

08:31so what are you doing we can't convince them so we have to go against them you absolute mad lad I'm

08:38gonna tweet every single joke in this notebook until my account gets taken down this will truly be a moment

08:45in history gender jokes sexuality jokes race jokes dick jokes everything in the whole book Yoshi

08:52attention everyone update on the toad situation Tony's going on a Twitter rampage treating a bunch of

08:58offensive jokes oh don't forget about this one this is a real good one which one yes absolutely man

09:05so I gotta admit you do have some pretty good jokes in here hold on give me a second oh it it happened did it really

09:13yes my twitter account has been taken down yes our goal is accomplished breaking news everyone toads

09:22twitter account has just been taken down I can finally stop talking about this stupid story having my

09:28account taken down felt very relieving well you could have just deleted it yourself but this was more

09:34fun whoa so glad that's over with oh by the way I'm sorry I doubted you toad some of your jokes are

09:40pretty funny thanks man I know ah well I think I'm gonna go home after this exhausting day oh by the

09:46way before you go what joke did you put on Twitter that upset so many people oh yeah okay okay so

09:52basically the joke was I always make fun of blind people because they never see it coming

09:57oh

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