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Reason for Reupload: [Not On His Channel Anymore] Subscribe To The Original Creator! ‪@JJPE‬  Original Upload Date: Nov 3, 2020 Original Description:  After hearing about Yoshi’s dream job, Toad gets a hacker to rig the elections and make Yoshi the president of the USA!  #JJPE #JJPlushEdition #reupload #archive

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00:00Hey Toad, do you want to come over and watch the presidential debates?

00:14It's not as fun watching it by myself.

00:16Uh, yeah, sure. I'll be over in a little bit.

00:18Okay, cool.

00:19Yeah, I'm not a really big fan of politics, but I have nothing else better to do tonight.

00:24So who's winning?

00:26To be honest, none of them really are.

00:28It's just whatever this is.

00:37That's peculiar.

00:38Yeah, and they're full grown men.

00:40I don't really like speaking my mind on politics, but...

00:43Orange is kinda sus, not gonna lie.

00:45Hey Toad, I'd love to be president one day.

00:47If I was president, I would make America the best place it could possibly be.

00:51You wouldn't wanna be president?

00:53Yeah, I mean, we have to have some sort of change.

00:55But, you know, that's for the future.

00:58And if I even do good in life...

01:00Hmm.

01:01So you're saying if you were able to run for president, you would?

01:04Oh yeah, absolutely.

01:06Hmm.

01:07Good to know.

01:08I thought this debate was gonna be funny, but it's just giving me a headache at this point.

01:12Actually, I...

01:13Yoshi, I gotta...

01:14I gotta go somewhere.

01:15I might be back later.

01:17Uh...

01:18Okay.

01:19Bye.

01:24Toad, is that you?

01:25Yes, it's clearly me.

01:26Hi.

01:27Toad, shut up.

01:30What are you here for?

01:32I need your dad to rig the elections.

01:34Can do, man.

01:35That's not gonna be possible.

01:36Alright, Junior.

01:37Let me be real with you here.

01:38I know your dad can hack into many things.

01:41And this isn't a matter whether I want Trump or Biden to be president.

01:44No, no, no, no, no.

01:45I want my friend Yoshi to be president.

01:47Toad, I'm sorry.

01:48Hacking into something that big is just too dangerous.

01:51Junior, please.

01:52You're a great friend of mine, and your dad is a really good hacker.

01:55Just...

01:56Okay.

01:57Just keep it quiet.

01:58F...

01:59Follow me.

02:00Hi, Dad.

02:01My friend has a favor for you.

02:03Hi, Bowser!

02:04Dude, shut up.

02:05You're gonna get my hacker layer exposed.

02:07Yes, Junior.

02:08I've met your friend before.

02:09He's very annoying.

02:10Anyway, Dad.

02:11He wants you to rig the elections.

02:13I'm gonna actually have to stop you right there.

02:15That's way too dangerous.

02:16I can get arrested for that.

02:18It's not for Trump or Biden.

02:19It's for my friend.

02:21No, I'm sorry, kid.

02:22I don't want the FBI on my back.

02:24Bowser, I promise my friend will be a better president than any of the other candidates.

02:29It's gonna be risky.

02:31Come on, Dad.

02:32Please.

02:33I don't want an election.

02:34Ugh.

02:35Fine.

02:36Yes!

02:37Oh my God, you're annoying.

02:39Yes, thanks, Dad.

02:40So anyway, who's your friend, Toad?

02:42My friend, Yoshi.

02:44Just trust me.

02:45He'll be a good president.

02:46Okay, I'll be sure to rig the elections for your stupid friend, Yoshi, or whatever.

02:50Bye, Junior.

02:51Thanks for helping out.

02:52See you later, Toad.

02:53And it might be in some more future videos, probably.

02:56Most likely.

02:57Bye.

02:58Day after elections.

02:59I wonder who won.

03:00Let's check the news.

03:01I'm really curious to see who won.

03:02How's it going, everyone?

03:03Thanks for tuning in for the news.

03:04I hope you guys are all having a splendid day.

03:05As you all know, elections were yesterday.

03:06That is right.

03:07You guys voted for a new president yesterday.

03:08And today, I am going to announce the new president.

03:09Right here.

03:10Let me just read the paper.

03:11Okay.

03:12So, our next president is going to be...

03:21Are you sure that's right?

03:23I've never heard of this person before.

03:25Okay.

03:26Huh.

03:27Alright.

03:28to be. Are you sure that's right? I've never even heard of this person before.

03:34Okay. Huh. Alright, well, I guess the next president of the United States is

03:41gonna be Yoshi. Huh. Oh my god, Toad did this. Did you see the news? Tell me why I'm

03:49gonna be the next president of the United States. Well, you said you wanted to be

03:53president one day and I just so happen to know someone who can hack really well.

03:58Did you rig the election? No, silly. Bowser Jr's dad did. Toad, I legally cannot be

04:05president. I don't get what you're complaining about. This is what you

04:08wanted. I meant for the future, Toad. Not right now. Yeah, whatever. Take your

04:12chance while you have it, man. So ungrateful. I should take this opportunity.

04:17I can make America a better place. Yeah, I'll tell Bowser you said thanks. Alright,

04:22I'm off to make America a better place. Whoa, that was badass. Hello, my fellow

04:29Americans. This is Yoshi speaking from my home and I would like to thank you all

04:34for this opportunity of me becoming president of the United States. It's

04:39always been a dream of mine and this is pretty amazing. Yeah, so I want to make

04:46the world or America a better place. So Toad, was that a good speech? You sound like a

04:51nerd. I'm the president, Toad. I'm supposed to sound smart, not dumb. Man, if only the other

04:57candidates stuck to that role. Right, guys? Hey guys, Toad invited me over. Oh, thanks for

05:04inviting someone to my house, Toad. My dad made you the president. My boy's right. I truly am a

05:10pro-hacker. Oh, hey, thanks for rigging the elections to illegally make me the

05:14president. Eh, no problem. I don't usually rig elections. They're too risky. But he made an

05:19exception just for you. Yeah, only because I don't want Trump or Biden. You seem like the

05:24better choice. Hey guys, the news is on. How's it going, everyone? Thanks for tuning in for the

05:29news. I have an announcement to make. After further investigation, the government has

05:35found out that the elections were rigged. Uh-oh. That means Yoshi is no longer the

05:41president, and the FBI is currently looking for the hackers. Uh-oh. Junior Club, we better go home

05:46and hide from the government for the sixth time this year. Let's go. Oh, man. That's a big shame,

05:51Yoshi. That was disappointing. I want to cry. I know. You were only president for like a few

05:56minutes. And I didn't even get to make a change in the world. Well, hey, maybe in the future you'll

06:01become president legally. Hopefully. But hey, on the bright side, at least you didn't get any

06:06punishment. Yeah, that's true. I got off pretty easily for being part of a rigged election.

06:11I think we all learned a valuable lesson. What's that? Never make an election special

06:15ever again. Seriously, this was like one of the most difficult videos to come up with.

06:19We cannot think of an ending.

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