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00:00This is a $20,000 pyramid.
00:30Today's special guests are Susan Lucci and Robert Walden.
00:40Your host is Dick Clark.
00:45Ho ho!
00:46And away we go.
00:47Thank you, John, very much.
00:48Welcome to the $20,000 pyramid, and we welcome back Susan Lucci.
00:51How on earth do you get time off from all my children?
00:53That thing's on every day, you're there all the time, and here you are.
00:57Oh, I do about three or four shows a week.
00:59There's some time left over.
01:01Do they write scripts in your line of work where they can give you a few days off?
01:06A few if we ask six months ahead of time.
01:09You walk into the kitchen and you're not seen for a few episodes.
01:12Erica rarely walks into the kitchen.
01:14She's not the type.
01:16Hey, let me introduce you to a fellow who's been here forever, Jackie Cohen.
01:19How many times have you tried that thing now?
01:21Five.
01:22Can this be your sixth try?
01:23This will be my sixth.
01:24He's trying for $20,000.
01:25He's accumulated $2,450.
01:28Robert, your partner's new to the game.
01:30This is Pat Criscola.
01:31And Pat, what do you do?
01:32I'm a training representative for a private phone company here in New York City.
01:35What's the difference between a private phone company and a public phone company?
01:38A big difference.
01:39All right.
01:40Maybe I better not get into it.
01:42Robert, how are you, sir?
01:43I'm all right.
01:44A little tired, but feeling good.
01:47What you do is you make that work to your advantage.
01:49You work up the nervous energy and you go out to kill.
01:52You got yourself hyped up?
01:54Not yet, but I will.
01:55I'll be there.
01:56I can see it coming out in every pore.
01:58All right.
01:59You're going to start us off here in a second.
02:00These are the subjects.
02:01We have the cowardly color, creepy crawlers, I deserve a licking lineup, outgoing orders
02:06in the big top, and as I mentioned, Robert Walden starts us off.
02:09Uh, I deserve a licking, so I thought we will try.
02:12All right.
02:13Let's see what happens here.
02:14Uh, I had known what you had in mind and I thought of a million things.
02:18These are things associated with an envelope.
02:20You'll have 30 seconds of which to describe it, work it out.
02:23Don't use part of the answer.
02:24If you do or convey the essence of the answer, the little cuckoo rings out.
02:28Things associated with an envelope or envelope as you please.
02:31Ready?
02:32Go.
02:33Uh, a postage.
02:34Stamp.
02:35Um, the mailing.
02:36Address.
02:37Uh, the five numbers after.
02:40The area code.
02:41The zip code.
02:42Uh, you fold the what over?
02:45The, the envelope, the...
02:47It's called...
02:48Uh...
02:49Uh...
02:50Um...
02:51The flap.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Uh, when it goes by plane?
02:54Um, air mail.
02:55Uh, and you put it in a, you get, it arrives at a...
02:58You put, a postal office.
02:59Yeah, and when it's, it's private, it's...
03:02All right, you got six out of seven there.
03:04Nice one.
03:05Nice one.
03:09Nicely done.
03:10All right, Jackie Cohen and Susan Lucey are up on deck.
03:13Susan, your pleasure, please.
03:14We're gonna take the big top.
03:16The big top.
03:17I should've mentioned the seven in case.
03:18Oh no.
03:19Oh, come on.
03:27I know there isn't a soul in the world that doesn't think I knew that was gonna be there.
03:30That's why I mentioned it, but I never know.
03:32And it always surprises me when it pops up.
03:34If you get seven out of seven, uh, your partner will win a $500 bonus and you're supposed to describe these things at a circus.
03:41Things at a circus.
03:43Ready?
03:44Go.
03:45The funny person with all the makeup.
03:46Clown.
03:47Uh, an animal.
03:48Lion.
03:49It strikes.
03:50It's a tiger.
03:51Uh, big person.
03:52Fat lady.
03:54Uh, funny little animal, brown, fuzzy.
03:56Monkey.
03:57Bear.
03:58Um, what kind of monkey?
04:00Uh, baboon.
04:01Chimpanzee.
04:02Uh, the man in the middle.
04:04Lion tamer.
04:05The man in the middle who runs everything.
04:06Uh, riding a horse.
04:08Uh, riding a horse.
04:09A horse.
04:10Bear bag.
04:11Uh, the stuff on the floor.
04:12Sawdust.
04:13You got it!
04:16Oh.
04:19Terrific.
04:20$500 bonus.
04:25All right, that takes him up to, uh, G over $3,000.
04:28No, that's a $2,950 at this point, Jackie.
04:31We turn to Pat now.
04:32Terrific.
04:33Pat?
04:34Outgoing orders, please, Dick.
04:35Outgoing orders.
04:36Bart, describe these things in a delicatessen.
04:38Things in a delicatessen.
04:40Ready?
04:41Go.
04:43Um, a dill.
04:44Pickle.
04:45Right.
04:46Um, poultry is...
04:47Uh, chicken.
04:48A bird, right.
04:49Um, it's made out of cabbage.
04:50It's chopped up.
04:51Corn beef.
04:52No, it's cabbage.
04:53It's not potato salad.
04:54Pass.
04:55Pass.
04:56Sauerkraff.
04:57Um, no.
04:58Type of bread with, with the seeds in it.
05:01Right.
05:02Um, it's a type of meat.
05:04It's, um, and half.
05:05Corn beef.
05:06Pastrana.
05:07Um, you put it on fried food as it's...
05:09Mustard.
05:10No, it's like...
05:11Uh, sauerkraut.
05:12Sauerkraut.
05:13No.
05:14Uh, relish.
05:15You got relish in the end there, yes.
05:22Mm-hmm.
05:23Coleslaw was the one we missed, as you mentioned there.
05:24Eleven is seven.
05:25Jackie?
05:26We'll try the cowardly color.
05:27All right.
05:28Obviously, yeah, that's something to do with yellow.
05:29These are things that are yellow.
05:31Things that are yellow.
05:33Coming up.
05:34Ready?
05:35Go.
05:36Not ketchup, but...
05:37Mustard.
05:38Um, this is a fruit from Hawaii.
05:39Pineapple.
05:40Um, it's a flower.
05:42Blank May with Little Abner.
05:44Daisy.
05:45Yes.
05:46Um, this is in the telephone book.
05:47Let your fingers through the walking.
05:48Yellow pages.
05:49Um, this is a little yellow bird in a cage.
05:51A canary.
05:52Yes.
05:53And this is a yellow flower that you, that you blow away.
05:55Uh, um, dandelions.
05:56Yes.
05:57And this is follow the...
05:58Yellow Brick Road.
05:59Yes.
06:00There it is.
06:06They're working on a perfect score of 14 if they get up to 21.
06:09Jackie wins a bonus of $1,000 if they hit 21.
06:12Pat and Robert have the choice of creepy crawlers in the lineup.
06:15Take the lineup.
06:16And, uh, you now have a choice of going either way with the screen.
06:19Do you want to play it the way it is?
06:20Yeah.
06:21Yes.
06:22Okay, Pat, he's going to describe for you these things that are found in a row.
06:25Things found in a row.
06:27Ready?
06:28Go.
06:29Uh, in school there's a lot of...
06:31Death.
06:32Uh, at the Radio City Music Hall...
06:34The Rockettes.
06:35Uh, in church you have...
06:37Isles.
06:38No.
06:39Benches.
06:40Church, they're called something else.
06:41Pears.
06:42Yes.
06:43Uh, in the army there are lines of...
06:45Soldiers.
06:46Um, a gown that has sparkly little...
06:49Sequins.
06:50Yes.
06:51Uh, in Vegas you play...
06:52The Slot Machine.
06:53Uh-huh.
06:54And a farmer reaps his...
06:55Cross.
06:56You got it.
06:57All the way.
06:58You got it.
06:59You got it.
07:00You got it.
07:01You got it.
07:02You got it.
07:03You got it.
07:04You got it.
07:05You got it.
07:06Therein lies the tail.
07:07It's 18 to 14.
07:08That means that Jackie and Susan have to come up with 19 points to win the game.
07:12Now Susan, are you going to be in control?
07:14You got the monitor?
07:15Is that the way you want to play?
07:16Yes.
07:17Let me point out something.
07:18The most important thing for the fellow you're playing with now is to win the game.
07:22Because he's got almost $3,000.
07:23He'd like to win the $20,000.
07:25We're throwing in a $1,000 bonus for a perfect score to make it exciting here, but you can skip
07:31one if you want in order to win the game.
07:33If the time runs out and Jackie can go back and pick it up on his own, he'll get the bonus.
07:38But don't get hung up with winning the $1,000, please.
07:40Okay.
07:41Describe these reptiles and insects.
07:43You need 19 points to win it.
07:4521 will be a bonus.
07:47Reptiles and insects.
07:49Ready?
07:50Go.
07:51The itsy bitsy.
07:52Ants.
07:53With legs.
07:54Lots of legs.
07:55The fly and the...
07:57Spider.
07:58Attracted to the light.
08:00Moth.
08:01This is a Japanese.
08:04Beetle.
08:05Jiminy.
08:06Cricket.
08:07Not a bee, but a...
08:09Wasp.
08:10This changes colors.
08:12An iguana.
08:13Lizard.
08:14Chameleon.
08:15This is a religious.
08:17Religious insect.
08:19Prenanthus.
08:20All right, now hold it.
08:22We'll wait and see.
08:23You've won the game.
08:24I'm going to let them check the tape to see whether or not you got the bonus.
08:29Please come to the winner's circle.
08:30Pat, thank you very, very much.
08:37You may have won $1,000.
08:38We'll let them listen to it and see whether you beat it or not.
08:43Most important part is to get here.
08:49Jackie, on the last one, the buzzer beat you so you did not get the bonus, but that is totally unimportant at this point.
08:54That's just back news, old news.
08:56The new news is to win $20,000.
08:58He's tried a lot of times.
09:00She's very good if you concentrate on her face.
09:02Actresses always tell you a lot with the face.
09:04You can't use the hands, though.
09:06Oh, I know.
09:07If you do make a mistake, Susan, along the way, that's, you know, good luck.
09:10For $20,000, here's your first subject.
09:14Here's your first subject.
09:15Go.
09:16Carburetor.
09:17Steering wheel.
09:18Things in a car.
09:19Parts of a car.
09:21I would like to bite your neck.
09:23What a vampire Dracula would say.
09:24Right.
09:25The Pope.
09:30Things in the Vatican.
09:33Pass.
09:34Next.
09:36Sweaters.
09:37A scarf.
09:38Things in winter clothes.
09:39A ski hat.
09:40Things that...
09:41Things you wear...
09:42Mittens.
09:43Things you wear in the winter.
09:44Socks.
09:45Things that keep you warm.
09:46Pass.
09:48Things made up of wool.
09:50Uh...
09:51Good meat.
09:53Things that are cured.
09:54Young...
09:55Young meat.
09:56Things that are fresh.
10:00Ripe fruit.
10:03Tasty things.
10:04New cut.
10:05Uh...
10:06Things that are brand new.
10:07Pass.
10:10Policemen.
10:11Police cars.
10:13Uh...
10:14Soldiers.
10:15People who wear uniforms.
10:17I'm sorry.
10:19The only...
10:20The only good thing about this is you didn't come close.
10:24McCartney.
10:25Uh...
10:26McCartney, Newman, and the Pope.
10:27Oh, Paul's.
10:28Right.
10:29Uh...
10:30The scarf.
10:31Homemade socks.
10:32Homemade socks.
10:33Things that are knitted.
10:34Homemade.
10:35Right.
10:36Homemade was a key word.
10:37Uh...
10:38The next one's a killer.
10:39Uh...
10:40What's the good part of the meat?
10:41The filet neon.
10:42The, uh...
10:43Things that are sweet.
10:44Loins.
10:45Caress.
10:46Caress.
10:47Things that are tender.
10:48Right.
10:49Uh...
10:50See how easy it is when you have 300 people working on your side.
10:52We never got to the last one, Jackie.
10:54Things that patrol you.
10:55Pick up another $100.
10:56Put you over the $3,000 mark.
10:58And we'll see what happens in the next round.
11:01Yeah.
11:02Very welcome.
11:11$20,000 pyramid continues now with, uh...
11:14Susan Lucci partnered with a new player who's Corey Zook.
11:16And, Corey, what's your job?
11:17I'm an insurance broker.
11:19And I live in Laguna Beach, California.
11:21And I'm here to have fun.
11:23I hope you win a lot of money while you're here, ladies.
11:25Thank you. So do I.
11:26We have a pretty...
11:27The beauties versus the uglies.
11:29No, that's not nice.
11:30I mean, that's a terrible thing to say about two handsome men.
11:33They're looking around. What is it?
11:35Oh.
11:36No, you didn't realize I was talking about you, Robert.
11:38This man, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Walden, his associates on the Lou Grant Show,
11:42are up for 14 Emmys this year, more than anybody else.
11:50We wish you lots of good luck on that.
11:53Uh, I want to change the subject for half a second, though.
11:55You've been writing of late.
11:56I read some stuff by you in the Post, the Washington Post, New Yorker, New York Magazine,
12:01and recently I picked up a magazine, has an article by you that doesn't sound like you.
12:06Uh, well, the concept of the article, which was...
12:11I interviewed my character.
12:12Yeah.
12:13First exclusive interview.
12:14You interviewed yourself.
12:15Bill Rossi, and I had them do trick photography with the two of us eating lunch together.
12:18Unfortunately, they asked for a thousand words, and they loved the piece, and then they asked
12:22me for another 500, and it's a New York-based magazine, so I was dictated over the phone
12:27after having written it.
12:28About 200 words were left in the article, and I felt the terrible swift sort of editorial injustice,
12:34is all I can say.
12:35You see what it's like on the other side.
12:36And I want to get those other 1,300 words somewhere, because I really worked hard on it.
12:41But I learned my lesson.
12:42No more over the phone.
12:43Onward and upward.
12:44Gentlemen, you are trying for $20,000 this time.
12:47Jackie, it'll be the sixth or seventh time.
12:49We wish you all good luck.
12:51Take a look over here at the subjects we have, and so to bed.
12:53Are you looking for trouble?
12:54Feet first.
12:55It's time to leave at Jazzy City.
12:57The name game.
12:58We start with the ladies, and Susan, it's your choice.
13:00We're taking feet first.
13:02Feet first it is.
13:03Describe these things associated with feet.
13:05You've got 30 seconds as usual.
13:07Things associated with feet.
13:09Ready?
13:10Go.
13:11She wore the glass slipper.
13:12Cinderella.
13:13On a bicycle, what do you...
13:16Pedals.
13:17Game.
13:18Trouble board.
13:19With the ball.
13:20Soccer.
13:21Pele.
13:24A seal has these.
13:26Flippers.
13:27Fins.
13:28A kind of doctor who fixes these.
13:30Podiatrist.
13:31Another kind.
13:33Pass.
13:36The Chinese theater in LA.
13:38Grauman's...
13:39Go ahead.
13:40I'll tell you about it later.
13:41Shoot.
13:42Oh, time ran out.
13:43Now...
13:44Grauman's Chinese.
13:45Susan.
13:46Grauman's Chinese.
13:48Susan, let me tell you for futures.
13:50That happens all the time.
13:52You mentioned theater and describing theater.
13:53But don't stop when you hear the cuckoo.
13:55I don't know why.
13:56Don't even think about what you did.
13:57Because I can tell you about it later.
13:59Just go and get the next one.
14:00All right.
14:01You've got four out of seven here.
14:02Jackie, you're on deck with Robert making the choice.
14:04We're going to try and sew the bed.
14:05All right.
14:06Please describe these beds, Robert.
14:09You may use the word bed in your description.
14:11Jackie, between the two of you, we've got to hear the entire answer.
14:14So either you or Robert has to say the word bed.
14:17Describe these beds.
14:19Ready?
14:20Go.
14:21Uh...
14:22It's two.
14:23Double bed.
14:24Um...
14:25And there's H2O in this.
14:27Water bed.
14:28Uh...
14:29You usually find this furniture in a living room.
14:32Sofa bed.
14:33Um...
14:34And when there's something on top...
14:35Funk bed.
14:36Loft.
14:37When there's something on top of the bed, it's called...
14:39It drapes down and it is called a...
14:40An arc bed.
14:41Pass.
14:42Poster bed.
14:43Poster bed.
14:44When one is on top of the other.
14:45Funk bed.
14:46Uh...
14:47And, uh...
14:48Irish guy.
14:49Uh...
14:50An Irish kind of.
14:51Comes out of the wall.
14:52All right.
14:54Murphy bed.
14:55A Murphy bed.
14:56Yes.
14:57I have no idea why they call it.
15:00Murphy must have invented it, I guess.
15:01It's four out of four on each side.
15:03They're all tied up.
15:04Corey?
15:05I'm sorry.
15:06Um...
15:07Let's try.
15:08It's time to leave.
15:09Okay.
15:10You are to describe for Susan these places where things take off or leave.
15:14Places where things take off or leave.
15:17Ready?
15:18Go.
15:19Uh...
15:20Your car leaves the...
15:21Garage.
15:22Um...
15:23Boats and...
15:24Dock.
15:25Or you can walk out and...
15:26Wharf.
15:27Dock.
15:28Take a long walk off a...
15:29Pier.
15:30Um...
15:31Airplane goes down the...
15:32Runway.
15:33Um...
15:34Baseball.
15:35Where you hit from.
15:36The home plate.
15:37Right.
15:38Um...
15:39You fall off a...
15:40Cliff.
15:41Another word.
15:42Ledge.
15:43Right.
15:44Um...
15:45A train leaves a...
15:46Railroad station.
15:47No.
15:48Where you go to buy your ticket would be a train...
15:49Sorry, ladies.
15:50That's a tough one.
15:51Depot.
15:52Depot.
15:53They picked up five more points there.
15:55Jackie, you've got three choices.
15:57Let's go with Jazzy City.
15:59Uh...
16:00Jazzy City?
16:01Yes.
16:02Let me see what we have here.
16:03You are to describe these things associated with New Orleans.
16:06Things associated with New Orleans.
16:08Ready?
16:09Go.
16:10This is the big festival.
16:11Uh...
16:12Mardi Gras.
16:13Um...
16:14This is the state that it's in.
16:15Louisiana.
16:16Yes.
16:17Um...
16:18This is not Spanish, but...
16:19Uh...
16:20The language they speak there.
16:21Oh, it's Creole or...
16:22French.
16:23Yes.
16:24Um...
16:25This is the blank of Mexico.
16:26Golf.
16:27One player he came from there.
16:28If I hit you...
16:29Louis Armstrong.
16:30If I hit you, it's gonna really...
16:31Hurt.
16:32Uh...
16:33I'll hurt.
16:34He'll hurt.
16:35Um...
16:36This is the kind of flower they pick from there.
16:37Um...
16:38Go on.
16:39Um...
16:40This is the Tennessee Williams play.
16:41Boy, look at that score.
16:42It's still tied.
16:43Nine to nine.
16:44Neither side getting the advantage.
16:47Um...
16:48Still left to right, Corey.
16:49And Susan, you have the choice of the last two.
16:50Are you looking for trouble of the name game?
16:52You, um...
16:53Uh...
16:54Embezzle was the word we were looking for, Corey.
16:57I couldn't think of...
16:58I knew that one.
16:59I knew that one for the word impeach.
17:01Gentlemen, you've got a score of 15 to nine.
17:03In order to win the game, you've got to get them all.
17:04You now have a choice as to who'll give, who'll receive.
17:06Do you have it set the way you want?
17:07Yes, we do.
17:08Jackie, he is going to describe for you these people or characters
17:11whose names end with the letter H.
17:14That's the only thing they have in common.
17:16Their names end with H.
17:17Now, let me point out something here, Robert, that if you want to,
17:20you can skip one and go for a tie.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Uh, the important thing is to keep the game going.
17:25Describe these people or character whose names end with the letter H.
17:30Ready?
17:31Go.
17:32Uh, he shot Lincoln.
17:33Booth.
17:34John Wilkes Booth.
17:35Um...
17:36Uh...
17:37Broadway football player.
17:38Joe Namath.
17:39Yeah.
17:40Uh...
17:41Spirit of St. Louis, he was the pilot.
17:42Charles Lindbergh.
17:43Um...
17:44Uh, big folk singer, uh, uh, Folsom Prison.
17:46Johnny Cash.
17:47Yeah.
17:48Uh...
17:49The Whale.
17:50Blank and the Whale.
17:51He was inside the Whale.
17:52Jonah.
17:53Uh...
17:54Uh...
17:55He has a play on Broadway.
17:56Uh, he wrote the way we were.
17:57Hugh Brenner.
17:58He wrote the way we were.
17:59Composer.
18:00Pass.
18:01Uh...
18:02Biggest home run ahead of all time.
18:03Uh...
18:04Lost it by a point.
18:07Tori, you've won the chance.
18:09Go to the winner's circle, please.
18:11Jackie, $3,050.
18:12Oh-wee!
18:13Come join.
18:14If you can believe this, we're talking about the last time Susan was in the winner's circle.
18:28You've got to forget that.
18:29Uh...
18:30That's...
18:31That's the haunting part of this game.
18:32You always go back and say, well, if I had...
18:35You know how to play.
18:36You know how to play.
18:37Let me get everybody with you.
18:38Nice and quiet.
18:39And for $10,000.
18:42Shh.
18:43Here's your first subject.
18:44Go.
18:45Cigarette.
18:46A pipe.
18:47Thank you, smoke.
18:48Thank you, pup.
18:51Well, here's my brother George, and I'm going to play the piano.
18:53Um...
18:54Oh, gosh.
18:55And I have a candelabra on my piano.
18:57Things Liberace would say.
19:01Sand.
19:02Things on a beach.
19:03A camel.
19:04Things in a desert.
19:09Spaghetti.
19:10Noodles.
19:11Things with sauce.
19:12Um...
19:13Tough things.
19:14Long things.
19:17Glass.
19:18Things that break.
19:19A window.
19:20Things you see through.
19:21Things that peer through.
19:22Things that look through other things.
19:23Um...
19:24Cellophane.
19:25Things that are clear.
19:26Things that are...
19:33A screenplay.
19:34Um...
19:35Things with parts.
19:36A musical score.
19:37Things with sections.
19:38Things that are scored.
19:39Things that are, um...
19:41Conducted.
19:42Things that are, um...
19:43Acted.
19:44Things that are on a stage.
19:45I've got to try just one.
19:46Okay.
19:47A screenplay.
19:48Thirteen colonies.
19:49Uh...
19:50Original thing.
19:51Aren't you something?
19:52You did great.
19:53That was great.
19:54I've got to tell you, you can have an awful clear mind when you're on the sidelines.
20:07Right.
20:08It's really easy over there.
20:09Like, Cory.
20:10You've won $350.
20:11We'll be back in a second.
20:12Thanks a lot.
20:13That's good.
20:14Thank you for the following.
20:15Thank you for the following.
20:16Thank you for the following.
20:18Thank you for the following.
20:19Thank you for the following.
20:20Thank you for the following.
20:23You can do the other thing.
20:24That's awesome.
20:25That's a regional winner.
20:26Ladies and gentlemen, we've got to go.
20:30We're going to switch you over there with Robert Walden tomorrow.
20:33Susan will see you tomorrow.
20:34And for now, Dick Clark.
20:36So long.
20:41Today's consolation prizes are...
20:56No love lost, just the show.
21:00I'll bring you down, down to the ground.
21:03And you'll let me go.
21:09To my friend or foe.
21:26To my friend or foe.
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