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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29She's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care!
00:00:31That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:05Oh, fine!
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit!
00:01:14That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract!
00:01:20For an arranged marriage!
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton!
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:28Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:29I tried to get along with you.
00:01:30You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:31I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:32Right back at you!
00:01:33I fucking hate you!
00:01:34I fucking hate you more!
00:01:35I tried to get along with you. You brought this on to yourself. I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement right back at you
00:02:05so you were arrested again to be fair there is a fence around that reservoir it says here that you broke in using bolt cutters if I had known you invited me over here to lecture me I wouldn't a game
00:02:28I'm going to go to the table. Come on Gucci. Come on. Good boy. Come on Gucci. Let's go. Hey. I'm real here. You do. Come on Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy it reflects on me. It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands. The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money. See. See. Underwear modeling lord. I am the spokesperson for man thumb. That means free underwear for life. For life. Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah. Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics. Now I'm going to give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian. Huh?
00:03:38All right. Don't forget the meeting this afternoon. All right. And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:03:56Bye.
00:04:02Yeah.
00:04:04I know my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl.
00:04:14Like you Amelia.
00:04:16Good one Romulus.
00:04:26these are great I still don't have what I'm looking for do you guys mind staying a little
00:04:40longer no problem cool let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:45hi Michelangelo Chantal nice to meet you I couldn't notice how hot you are I've got tickets to the
00:05:01premiere hold that up hey dad where the hell were you dad I'm on a photo shoot you're supposed to be
00:05:14at the office Geppetto came here all the way from Milano I can meet him later well you're the one
00:05:22who planned the meeting during my shoot Michelangelo you are 31 years old you got to stop acting like an
00:05:28idiot teenager you could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now you interned
00:05:33you went to business school you you have potential okay but you say you want to be the CEO well you're
00:05:41gonna have to prove it cuz so far I ain't seen the ante from you hey you okay yeah but I'd be a lot
00:05:56better if you'd go out with me so it's a really rare form of cancer luckily my doctors did catch it
00:06:19early oh my god there is an experimental treatment but it's really expensive and my insurance doesn't
00:06:29cover it don't worry about that I have money saved I'll find the rest we will figure this out okay
00:06:37we're gonna get through this
00:06:38together thank you
00:06:40oh yeah
00:06:41ciao gucci did she have a good walk
00:06:57what's wrong
00:07:02I'm sorry this
00:07:08no no forget about it I'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11the treatments are just really expensive I have a savings for my doggy daycare my dream but
00:07:19it's only enough for one treatment and who knows how many she's gonna need Betsy practically raised us
00:07:28after her parents passed I would do anything for her
00:07:33Amelia I think I might know how to get you that money you do
00:07:40mm-hmm come back tonight and uh make something nice
00:07:49oh Amelia you look bellissima except for the dog hair
00:08:04come with me I have someone I want you to meet
00:08:10are they from Italy
00:08:11yes
00:08:12wow
00:08:13yes of course everything's from Italy here
00:08:15well
00:08:17Amelia meet
00:08:19Michelangelo on my side
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24mm-hmm
00:08:25yeah
00:08:25aren't you the cleaning lady
00:08:27I'm a dog walker
00:08:29don't be so defensive
00:08:30I wasn't
00:08:33well I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do
00:08:41why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:44that'd be really hard
00:08:45hey
00:08:46arrived at you
00:08:47huh
00:08:48do you want to do me a favor
00:08:57what exactly
00:09:03how does it look
00:09:11not half bad
00:09:12I mean
00:09:14it's fine
00:09:15whatever
00:09:16let's do some sexy moves okay
00:09:20or not
00:09:22I don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad
00:09:26you have to do what I say
00:09:28you don't look like Romulus to me
00:09:29just a few more pictures
00:09:32I'm not here to update your tinder profile
00:09:34I don't need tinder
00:09:36I'm an underwear model
00:09:37my DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane
00:09:39whatever
00:09:41pour me another
00:09:47I told you
00:09:49now
00:09:49fine
00:09:53see dog walker
00:10:00that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck
00:10:06this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole
00:10:13you crazy bitch
00:10:15Amelia
00:10:19whoa
00:10:19what's wrong
00:10:20I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:24I'm sorry Romulus
00:10:26but your son is a prick
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no no please
00:10:28I apologize
00:10:30my son he's just immature
00:10:32all right
00:10:33and that's why I invited you
00:10:34put forward it
00:10:36please
00:10:37all right
00:10:38just have a seat
00:10:39all right
00:10:40and I promise
00:10:40he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night
00:10:43won't you son
00:10:43so
00:10:45Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:48cancer
00:10:50and you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay
00:11:01I want the business
00:11:02I think we can
00:11:05make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal
00:11:11well
00:11:13nothing crazy
00:11:14no
00:11:15you two just have to get married
00:11:18that's all
00:11:18what
00:11:19what
00:11:22Romulus
00:11:23what are you saying
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:26yeah and I can't marry someone
00:11:28who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:29well at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money
00:11:32look
00:11:34you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run out business
00:11:37and the best way to do that
00:11:39is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match
00:11:41we hate each other
00:11:43at least I do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:44see
00:11:46there's something uncommon already
00:11:48look you know
00:11:49my wife and I
00:11:51we were opposites
00:11:52we were like pizza
00:11:54and Hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool
00:12:03huh
00:12:03but
00:12:03I learned a thing or two
00:12:05in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:09yeah
00:12:09like a nuclear bomb
00:12:11as if
00:12:12Romulus
00:12:13isn't there another way
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:16for the rest of my life
00:12:17Amelia
00:12:17you do want to help your sister
00:12:19don't you
00:12:19well you'll be able to afford
00:12:21the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:24to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:31what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine
00:12:38I'll do it
00:12:40for Betsy
00:12:42well Angelo
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not gonna agree
00:12:50to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose
00:12:54the business
00:12:55and you're also gonna lose
00:12:57your inheritance
00:12:58what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it
00:13:03fine
00:13:03I'll do it
00:13:04now let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already
00:13:10drafted the contract
00:13:11and son
00:13:12we are gonna need
00:13:13some champagne
00:13:14I read my mind
00:13:16yeah
00:13:16try and make yourself
00:13:17look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me
00:13:27and I'll tell you
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one
00:13:29for the ages too
00:13:30I hope the Hollywood Bowl
00:13:32is not booked
00:13:32anyway
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately
00:13:36avoid any suspicion
00:13:38you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage
00:13:42but
00:13:42well
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out
00:13:45to the public
00:13:45right
00:13:46that's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret
00:13:48are we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute
00:13:59to the new couple
00:14:15so
00:14:24your place
00:14:26or mine
00:14:26I'm not staying
00:14:28at a doghouse
00:14:29fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:32so this is
00:14:43michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum
00:14:45in here
00:14:46a michelangelo museum
00:14:49ugh
00:14:50what was this
00:15:05put it in the trash
00:15:07this isn't trash
00:15:08these are my sisters
00:15:09she's an artist
00:15:10so put them in your room
00:15:12I said you could live here
00:15:13not decorate
00:15:14oh I'm sorry
00:15:15is it clashing with your
00:15:16banana hammock
00:15:17that's man thong
00:15:18it's trademarked
00:15:20look
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:25if this isn't cleaned up
00:15:27by the time I get back
00:15:27I'm throwing it all
00:15:28in the fireplace
00:15:28it's electric
00:15:31oh
00:15:36by the way
00:15:37this is gonna work
00:15:39you might want to
00:15:41start wearing that
00:15:41gee thanks
00:15:45welcome
00:15:45you're getting married
00:15:54Betsy
00:15:55don't tell the whole world
00:15:57sorry
00:15:58Amelia
00:15:59it's just
00:15:59it's not like you
00:16:02you're saying we're
00:16:03reserved
00:16:05safe
00:16:06like I always taught you
00:16:09well
00:16:11things change when you
00:16:12find out your sister
00:16:13has cancer
00:16:14and besides
00:16:16michelangelo offered
00:16:17to help pay for some
00:16:18of your treatments
00:16:19so I'm okay with
00:16:20a quick proposal
00:16:21michelangelo
00:16:22the ninja turtle
00:16:24no
00:16:26michelangelo
00:16:27Dino Valeno
00:16:29maybe you've heard of him
00:16:31michelangelo
00:16:32Dino Valeno
00:16:33shh
00:16:34shh
00:16:35socialite animals
00:16:39like start a hundred
00:16:40canceled bravo shows
00:16:42how did you even meet
00:16:43his dad is one of my
00:16:45clients
00:16:45it's been a whirlwind
00:16:49of a romance
00:16:50he's so
00:16:52toxic
00:16:54speak of the devil
00:16:56oh yeah
00:16:59you know
00:17:00that's probably
00:17:01an old issue
00:17:02this is a doctor's office
00:17:04Amelia
00:17:06Betsy Carlisle
00:17:09doctor's ready
00:17:11we'll talk about this later
00:17:14ready's gonna wet baby
00:17:37we're already wet
00:17:40where did that come from
00:18:10nice place
00:18:24I love the artwork
00:18:26thanks
00:18:27finally
00:18:28ooh good taste
00:18:30no I'm good
00:18:33we had plenty at dinner
00:18:35more for me
00:18:36you know
00:18:41if you like it down here
00:18:42you should see the bed
00:18:44who are you?
00:18:57who are you?
00:18:59Chantel this is
00:19:01Amelia
00:19:02my
00:19:03roommate
00:19:04whatever
00:19:07can you guys just keep it down
00:19:08I have work
00:19:09tomorrow morning
00:19:10this is my house?
00:19:13we will be
00:19:14as loud as we want to be
00:19:15scream
00:19:16at the top of our lungs
00:19:17you've got to be kidding me
00:19:20what's wrong dog walker
00:19:22who's jealous
00:19:23jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous
00:19:26sweet dreams
00:19:34I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:38how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:19:41even if he is kinda hot
00:19:43see you later
00:20:03and um
00:20:05don't worry about last night
00:20:07sorry
00:20:08I had one too many to drink
00:20:10it won't happen again
00:20:11you better not
00:20:12how's the hangover?
00:20:25roomie?
00:20:26not now
00:20:27my head's killing me
00:20:28we need to talk about last night
00:20:30no
00:20:30what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:33I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:37monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:39but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:42and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:45fine
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA
00:20:47just give me my phone
00:20:47my sister needs this money
00:20:51Michelangelo
00:20:52and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:20:54then the contract is violated
00:20:56then neither of us get what we want
00:20:57yeah no shit
00:20:58I'm serious
00:21:00don't screw this up
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:06I know what I'm doing
00:21:07dog walker
00:21:08and just so we're clear
00:21:10I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:12whenever I want
00:21:13wherever I want
00:21:14fine
00:21:15do whatever you want
00:21:17I'm sorry
00:21:19it's a bit harsh
00:21:21I'm just really
00:21:22hungover
00:21:25that could have gone better
00:21:28hey baby
00:21:35you know you don't have to keep working Amelia
00:21:37you're rich now
00:21:39I know
00:21:40I like it
00:21:41oh that's good to hear
00:21:42you know I just hope that
00:21:44your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:21:47tell me
00:21:48how are things going between the two of you
00:21:50huh
00:21:51oh fine
00:21:52yeah
00:21:53we're still getting to know each other
00:21:55alright
00:21:56well give him time alright
00:21:57oh and listen
00:21:59he is not as bad as TMZ says alright
00:22:02look I
00:22:02I promise
00:22:03I wouldn't be so sure
00:22:05yeah
00:22:06you're right
00:22:07well we'll see you later
00:22:09yeah
00:22:09come on Gucci
00:22:11come on
00:22:12bye Gucci
00:22:13hey Amelia
00:22:17hey Jake
00:22:18Gucci no
00:22:21Royce
00:22:21say bad dog
00:22:24but
00:22:24I'm not actually mad about this
00:22:26it's to see you up close for once
00:22:29yeah
00:22:30same here
00:22:31sorry
00:22:38Gucci's um
00:22:40a bit crazy
00:22:41his whole family actually
00:22:43all these rich people are nuts
00:22:45I should make a reality show
00:22:47little dog owners of Beverly Hills
00:22:50do you want to walk together
00:22:53let these two get to know each other
00:22:55yeah
00:22:57I'd like that
00:22:58so
00:23:04how long have you been a dog walker
00:23:06a couple months
00:23:07I like it
00:23:08I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:23:11barista
00:23:12Uber driver
00:23:14delivery guy
00:23:15movie extra
00:23:17you were in a movie
00:23:18actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:23:20just trying to impress you
00:23:22how about you
00:23:24how long you been doing this
00:23:26I don't know
00:23:27my whole life I guess
00:23:28it started as a summer job
00:23:30and
00:23:30then I turned it into my own business
00:23:32I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:35wow
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs
00:23:37well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:41if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:45my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:23:48do you want to go?
00:23:50and I have to admit
00:23:53I
00:23:53had a crush on you
00:23:54you did?
00:23:58yeah
00:23:58I still do
00:24:01he's cute
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:24:07then again
00:24:09that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert
00:24:16hell yeah
00:24:18I mean uh
00:24:20regular
00:24:21yeah
00:24:22I know it's risky
00:24:25but
00:24:26I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:31hey what's your ring?
00:24:34um
00:24:36it's
00:24:37just a class ring
00:24:38from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:43public schools
00:24:45am I right?
00:24:47I mean it kind of
00:24:53looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me?
00:24:56engaged?
00:24:57no
00:24:57are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby
00:25:00I mean I should be
00:25:01wearing diapers
00:25:02crawling around
00:25:04drooling
00:25:05nope
00:25:05single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:08Royce pooped
00:25:13should pick it up
00:25:14where?
00:25:15I don't see it
00:25:16just
00:25:16over there
00:25:18come on
00:25:20do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28you want to be CEO
00:25:29you gotta look the part
00:25:31you mean like
00:25:32you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factor?
00:25:36very funny
00:25:37you know I'm retiring next year
00:25:38yes I know
00:25:39that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:25:44you'll be my extra hands
00:25:45and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:48fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:50okay
00:25:52okay
00:25:54wow
00:25:59oh my goodness
00:26:03are you okay?
00:26:05hi
00:26:06I'm Michelangelo
00:26:07you're engaged
00:26:13remember
00:26:13and this is our new palette
00:26:17it's Matt's collection
00:26:20he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice
00:26:22but yeah
00:26:25that's the presentation
00:26:27from me
00:26:28Michelangelo
00:26:30what dad?
00:26:39what a day dad
00:26:40it's not even lunchtime yet
00:26:42look at you
00:26:43you got so lazy
00:26:44just sitting around
00:26:44taking pictures of yourself
00:26:45all the time
00:26:46just stick with it
00:26:48will you kid?
00:26:49hard work does pay off
00:26:51let me just look at Amelia
00:26:52what about her?
00:26:54she comes from nothing son
00:26:56nobody taught her how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard
00:26:59and now
00:27:00well now she earns money
00:27:02doing what she loves
00:27:03I guess that's impressive
00:27:05yeah I see
00:27:06see it is
00:27:06I hope she rubs off on you a little
00:27:08you know
00:27:09I just hope I don't get that uptight
00:27:12break's over
00:27:28well not too bad huh
00:27:36one day down
00:27:3840 more years to go
00:27:40now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home with Amelia
00:27:46you talk about the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together
00:27:50comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and I
00:27:52used to do
00:27:54you know
00:27:56I'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world
00:27:58to meet
00:27:59Amelia
00:28:00tonight
00:28:02tonight?
00:28:05shit
00:28:05when am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix
00:28:08a bang tonight
00:28:09the LA Zoo fundraiser
00:28:11lights, camera, red carpet
00:28:12perfect time to announce
00:28:14our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the
00:28:16dear
00:28:16Maria
00:28:17now
00:28:18don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon dad?
00:28:21I mean
00:28:21we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter?
00:28:26you're getting along
00:28:26aren't you?
00:28:27yeah
00:28:28yeah
00:28:28just
00:28:28really starting to
00:28:30warm up to each other
00:28:31alright so it's all settled
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight
00:28:34in the limo
00:28:35and
00:28:36don't be late
00:28:37why dad
00:28:42so
00:28:53remind me
00:28:55why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58because I want to do something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister
00:29:01and
00:29:03and
00:29:04you know I never splurge on stuff like this
00:29:07but
00:29:08since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now
00:29:10I think I can afford to let my hair down
00:29:13you better not let that hair down
00:29:15sorry
00:29:16just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out
00:29:27that bad
00:29:37I've
00:29:39never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:42buy that dress
00:29:44ASAP
00:29:45leave me alone party boy
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight
00:29:53I've been looking up my own function now
00:29:57So
00:29:57it's
00:29:58very good
00:29:58they have them
00:29:59thanks
00:29:59for whatever
00:30:00you took
00:30:01actions
00:30:02you
00:30:03don't
00:30:03I'm
00:30:04and
00:30:04you
00:30:05do
00:30:06and
00:30:06you
00:30:06pen
00:30:15you
00:30:16What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:15She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:34Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59Do you still track people?
00:31:59Do you still track people?
00:32:13Do you still track people?
00:32:13Do you still track people?
00:32:14Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37VIP treatment.
00:32:39You look like it.
00:32:40Thanks, Jamie.
00:32:41Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, baby.
00:33:11Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:41Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want something to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:45A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:02I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16The heck.
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:50Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:20I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:50I wish I never agreed to this awful thing.
00:38:20Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:46Is that Jake?
00:38:48How drunk was I?
00:38:50Michael Angelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:04Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know.
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:10We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:14Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:19I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:39:26Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:38Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:44But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:51So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:03Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misdredge him.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:35That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:37I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:59Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:06Here it comes.
00:41:12Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:16I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake,
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech
00:43:13about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night,
00:43:17that you would.
00:43:18And frankly, so would I.
00:43:19Emily, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:37I have a confession to make.
00:43:41Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:43:47but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:58But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia, please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:23Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:32So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:38I feel like I'm getting my husband.
00:44:40I know you don't know
00:44:58who I am.
00:44:59Me too.
00:45:00I'm drinking Tyler.
00:45:01Hi.
00:45:01If I hear thisïs you're listening to the doctor but I know you're talking he's just about me.
00:45:03I know you guys are probably not making sure he's just about me looking at me all day when I'm going home.
00:45:05It's your amazing ride.
00:45:06It's your nightmare.
00:45:06so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:45:31espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:45:58we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that
00:46:50so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean a pride
00:47:11i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:37wow
00:47:39that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved her ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci? sure
00:47:59but i mean
00:48:01dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:12it's all set
00:48:12now go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19have a good night
00:49:29have a good night mr dino bellino
00:49:29what's that
00:49:36special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci
00:49:43what's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs right
00:49:49i thought you were off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into
00:50:01i'm kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a court skirt
00:50:06what else is in the back
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you do this
00:50:36i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:41no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she passed away when i was eleven
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:03and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was thirteen
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:57your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touché
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:07we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty of room for cold play
00:54:32huh
00:54:32let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37why
00:54:37something wrong with Amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:21all right
00:55:23all right
00:55:23change of deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:32no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:43so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:49i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything
00:57:07for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:12i kind of like him
00:57:15yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:13you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10betsy
00:59:11hmm
00:59:12so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17uh
00:59:18michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Domperion
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:40it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind
01:00:28you don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:30so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to be in france
01:00:46that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:59betsy
01:01:00look
01:01:01i know i have a past
01:01:02but i'm committed to him
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know that
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about emilia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:25and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:33it's no wonder emilia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:35she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me like that emilia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:47why don't we all just calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:52no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:05you know what you can't talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:13that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:15this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:21you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:25but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:27you told her
01:02:29she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you
01:02:35a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:41i love you
01:02:43you love me
01:02:45don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:49you know what maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:59we need to get out of here
01:03:01i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:03to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:07emilia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but
01:03:15you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:21but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:25we can talk about it on the road
01:03:27get packing and if we leave now
01:03:29we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada
01:03:35it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:37by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:43i mean
01:03:45i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:49you don't know that
01:03:51we're liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:55you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:59get rid of that thing
01:04:01they could be tracking us right now
01:04:03yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:09see
01:04:11you could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's romulus
01:04:17hey romulus
01:04:19what
01:04:21what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:23you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:39i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:41i've just been busy
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:47it's over with now
01:04:49you should
01:04:51punish me for straying
01:04:53you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:07underwear
01:05:09it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:13okay
01:05:15let's get this over with
01:05:17is that all you have to say
01:05:21is that all you have to say
01:05:23do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:25i'm sorry
01:05:27chantel
01:05:29i thought i wanted this
01:05:31but i don't
01:05:33i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:37amelia broke up with me
01:05:41it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:51never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:05:55i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01and she just wanted to come back to me
01:06:05and she's gone
01:06:07i'll be right there
01:06:13amelia
01:06:15hi dad
01:06:17gucci's gone
01:06:19i'll be right there
01:06:21but
01:06:27gucci gucci
01:06:29romulus
01:06:31what
01:06:33well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:37we're practically in the house and all of a sudden
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:45well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:49right
01:06:51good thanks
01:06:53gucci
01:06:55gucci
01:07:13gucci
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:07:19Nothing will.
01:07:20Smart move, dude.
01:07:22Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:07:24That's it.
01:07:29Amelia.
01:07:41Gucci.
01:07:45He's hopeless.
01:07:48We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:52We're never gonna find him.
01:07:54Don't give up, Dad.
01:07:55He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:57Keep looking.
01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:00See?
01:08:01They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:03I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:07He's really there for his dad.
01:08:10His dad's dog.
01:08:12So you approve now?
01:08:14They didn't say that.
01:08:18Gucci.
01:08:22Gucci.
01:08:23My boy's back.
01:08:25Oh.
01:08:32Okay, okay.
01:08:34I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:56They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:59Amelia.
01:09:01Can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:09Amelia.
01:09:11Can we talk?
01:09:13Please?
01:09:14Okay.
01:09:15Amelia.
01:09:24Amelia.
01:09:25I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:27I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:09:29And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:52You're not one.
01:09:54I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:57Most of them are good.
01:09:59I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:01I'm not.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:07You're not?
01:10:08What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:27Dad.
01:10:29What is this, son?
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:35Why, son?
01:10:37Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:40And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:45But because she wants to.
01:10:52Consider our contracts null and void.
01:10:56Amelia.
01:11:02Amelia.
01:11:04Where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:26You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:35And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:38Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:41All right, all right, you two.
01:11:42That's enough, all right?
01:11:43We spent this whole night together.
01:11:45Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:46We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:51Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:53I think I can get used to it.
01:11:54And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:11:55I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:11:56Especially Coldplay.
01:11:57We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:11:58It was worth a try.
01:11:59It was worth a try.
01:12:00Heh, heh, heh.
01:12:01Heh, heh, heh, heh.
01:12:04Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:34And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:58And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:21You may kiss your bride.
01:14:31Thanks.
01:14:33I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy, you know, giving my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too!
01:14:46Woo!
01:14:46Stronger faith, class family, choose in the midst of tragedy.
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