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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience to school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, we thought I was late and we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Job if you keep acting like a Kardashian.
00:03:44Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:46And don't be late.
00:03:48Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:52And don't be late.
00:03:53Bye, Dad.
00:04:06Excuse me.
00:04:07Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:09Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:12He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:37Good one.
00:04:47These are great.
00:04:49I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:51Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:53No problem.
00:04:54Cool.
00:04:55Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:05:02Hi.
00:05:04I'm Michelangelo.
00:05:05Chantal.
00:05:06Nice to meet you.
00:05:08I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:11I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:16Hold that thought.
00:05:19Hey, Dad.
00:05:20Where the hell were ya?
00:05:22Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:25You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:27Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:30I can meet him later.
00:05:32Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:35What?
00:05:36Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:38You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:40You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:44You interned.
00:05:45You went to business school.
00:05:47You...
00:05:48You have potential.
00:05:49Okay?
00:05:50But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:52Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:53Cause so far...
00:05:55I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:05:58Bye, Dad.
00:05:59Hey.
00:06:02You okay?
00:06:04Yeah.
00:06:06Um...
00:06:07But...
00:06:08I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:09It's fine.
00:06:22So, it's a...
00:06:24really rare form of cancer.
00:06:28Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:32Oh my God.
00:06:33There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:37But it's really expensive.
00:06:39And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:42Don't worry about that.
00:06:44I have money saved.
00:06:46I'll find the rest.
00:06:47We will figure this out.
00:06:48Okay?
00:06:49We're gonna get through this.
00:06:50Together.
00:06:53Oh, yeah.
00:07:06Ciao, Gucci.
00:07:08Did you have a good walk?
00:07:13What's wrong?
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:19I'm sorry.
00:07:20This...
00:07:21Don't forget about it.
00:07:22I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:24The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:27I have a savings.
00:07:29For my doggy daycare.
00:07:31My dream, but...
00:07:34It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:36And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:39Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:41After our parents passed,
00:07:43I would do anything for her.
00:07:46Amelia.
00:07:48I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:51You do?
00:07:53Come back tonight.
00:07:56And...
00:07:58Buy something nice.
00:07:59Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:15Except for the dog hair.
00:08:16Well, come with me.
00:08:17I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:22Are they from Italy?
00:08:24Yes.
00:08:25Wow.
00:08:26Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:28Well...
00:08:30Amelia, meet...
00:08:31Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:34I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:36Mm-hmm.
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:39I'm a dog walker.
00:08:41Don't be so defensive.
00:08:44I wasn't.
00:08:45Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:51I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:53Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:56I'm really happy.
00:08:57I'll leave it at you, huh?
00:09:07Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:13What?
00:09:14Exactly.
00:09:22How does it look?
00:09:23Not half bad.
00:09:24I mean, it's fine.
00:09:27Whatever.
00:09:31Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:33Or not.
00:09:35I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:37You work for my dad.
00:09:38You have to do what I say.
00:09:40You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:42Just a few more pictures.
00:09:44I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:46I don't need Tinder.
00:09:48I'm an underwear model.
00:09:49My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:52Whatever.
00:09:54I'm not here to do.
00:09:58Pour me another.
00:10:00I told you I'm...
00:10:02Fine.
00:10:03See dog walker that wasn't so hard
00:10:13What the fuck
00:10:17This is fucking product
00:10:19Asshole
00:10:25You crazy bitch
00:10:27Amelia
00:10:30What's wrong
00:10:32I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:34And she flipped out
00:10:36I'm sorry Romulus
00:10:37But your son is a prick
00:10:39I'm gonna be leaving
00:10:39No no no please
00:10:40I apologize
00:10:41My son is immature
00:10:43And that's why I invited you
00:10:46Put forward it
00:10:48Please
00:10:49Just have a seat
00:10:51And I promise
00:10:52He'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night
00:10:54Won't you son
00:10:55So
00:10:56Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:11:00Cancer?
00:11:02And you need to settle down
00:11:06And prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:11:08Make my own money dad
00:11:09Okay
00:11:12I want the business
00:11:14I think we can
00:11:16Make a deal
00:11:18Whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:20What kind of deal
00:11:23Well
00:11:24Nothing crazy
00:11:25No
00:11:26You two just have to get married
00:11:29That's all
00:11:29What?
00:11:32What?
00:11:33Romulus
00:11:34What are you saying?
00:11:35I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:38Yeah and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:41Well at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money
00:11:44Oh Angelo
00:11:45Look
00:11:45You have to grow up
00:11:47Before you can run our business
00:11:49And the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:51We're not even a match
00:11:53We hate each other
00:11:54At least I do
00:11:55Obviously
00:11:56I see
00:11:57There's something uncommon already
00:11:59Look you know
00:12:00My wife and I
00:12:03We were opposites
00:12:04Oh yeah
00:12:04We were like pizza
00:12:06And Hawaiian pizza
00:12:07She sure drove me crazy
00:12:09When we first met
00:12:10I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool
00:12:14But I learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:17You two have chemistry
00:12:20Yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:22As if
00:12:23Romulus
00:12:24Isn't there another way
00:12:26I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:28Amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:31Or you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:33If you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:36What's it gonna be
00:12:42What's it gonna be
00:12:47Fine
00:12:49I'll do it
00:12:51For Betsy
00:12:53Angelo
00:12:57It's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:13:00If you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:13:02Then you're gonna lose the business
00:13:06And you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:13:09What the hell dad
00:13:11Fuck it
00:13:14Fine
00:13:15I'll do it
00:13:16Now let's just
00:13:17Go into the office now
00:13:19The lorries have already drafted the contract
00:13:22And son we are gonna need some champagne
00:13:26Right in my mind
00:13:28Try and make yourself look decent
00:13:29You will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:35Followed by a wedding planned by me
00:13:38And I'll tell you it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:13:41I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked
00:13:44Anyway
00:13:45You must move in together immediately
00:13:48Avoid any suspicion you know
00:13:50Look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:13:53But
00:13:53Well it can't do any good if word got out to the public right
00:13:57That's why this has to be our own secret
00:14:00I hope we agreed
00:14:02Sure
00:14:03Alright
00:14:04Sign in
00:14:05Sign in
00:14:06Salute to the new couple
00:14:26So
00:14:36Your place or mine
00:14:38I'm not staying at a doghouse
00:14:40Fine
00:14:41Then we'll stay at yours
00:14:43So
00:14:54So this is Michelangelo's place
00:14:55It's like a museum in here
00:14:57A Michelangelo museum
00:15:00Ugh
00:15:01Whoa
00:15:23What was this?
00:15:24Put it in the trash
00:15:26This isn't trash
00:15:27These are my sisters
00:15:28She's an artist
00:15:29So put them in your room
00:15:31I said you could live here
00:15:32Not decorate
00:15:33Oh I'm sorry
00:15:34Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:37That's man thong
00:15:38It's trademarked
00:15:39Look
00:15:43I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:44If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back
00:15:47I'm throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:47It's electric
00:15:50Oh
00:15:56By the way
00:15:56This is gonna work
00:15:58You might want to start wearing that
00:16:00Gee thanks
00:16:04Welcome
00:16:04You're getting married?
00:16:13Shh
00:16:14Betsy
00:16:15Don't tell the whole world
00:16:16I'm sorry Amelia
00:16:18It's just
00:16:18It's not like you
00:16:21You're saying we're
00:16:22Reserved
00:16:24Safe
00:16:25Like I always taught you
00:16:28Well
00:16:30Things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:33And besides
00:16:35Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:38So
00:16:38I'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:40Michelangelo
00:16:41The Ninja Turtle
00:16:43No
00:16:45Michelangelo
00:16:46Dino Valeno
00:16:48Maybe you've heard of him
00:16:50Michelangelo
00:16:51Dino Valeno
00:16:52Shhh
00:16:53Socialite Man
00:16:58Will you start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows?
00:17:01How did you even meet?
00:17:03His dad is one of my clients
00:17:04It's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:17:09He's so toxic
00:17:13Speak of the devil
00:17:15Oh yeah
00:17:18You know that's probably an old issue
00:17:21This is a doctor's office
00:17:23Amelia
00:17:25Betsy Carlisle
00:17:28Doctor's ready
00:17:30We'll talk about this later
00:17:33Ready to get a wet baby?
00:17:56We're already wet
00:17:59Where did that come from?
00:18:17Where did that come from?
00:18:21Nice place
00:18:43I love the artwork
00:18:45Thanks
00:18:46Finally
00:18:47A little of good taste
00:18:49Oh I'm good
00:18:52We had plenty at dinner
00:18:54More for me
00:18:55You know
00:19:00If you like it down here
00:19:01You should see the bedroom
00:19:03Who are you?
00:19:16Who are you?
00:19:18Chantel, this is Amelia
00:19:21My roommate
00:19:23Whatever
00:19:26Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:27I have work tomorrow morning
00:19:29This is my house
00:19:31We will be as loud as we want to be
00:19:34Scream at the top of our lungs
00:19:36You've got to be kidding me
00:19:39What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:42He's jealous
00:19:42Jealous?
00:19:44I'm not jealous
00:19:45Sweet dreams
00:19:55I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:57How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:20:00Even if he is kind of hot
00:20:03See you later
00:20:22And um
00:20:24Don't worry about last night
00:20:26Sorry
00:20:27I had one so many to drink it
00:20:29It won't happen again
00:20:30You better not
00:20:31How's the hangover?
00:20:44Roomie?
00:20:45Not now
00:20:46My head's killing me
00:20:47We need to talk about last night
00:20:49No
00:20:49What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:52I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:56Monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:58But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:21:01And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:21:04Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA
00:21:06Just give me my phone
00:21:07My sister needs this money
00:21:10My sister needs this money
00:21:15Michelangelo
00:21:16And if the paparazzi find out about this
00:21:18Paparazzi
00:21:18Find out about this
00:21:20Then the contract is violated
00:21:22Then neither of us
00:21:23Then the contract is violated
00:21:26Then neither of us get what we want
00:21:29Yeah, no shit
00:21:30I'm serious
00:21:31Get what we want
00:21:32Yeah, no shit
00:21:33I'm serious
00:21:34Don't screw this up
00:21:36Don't screw this up
00:21:38Don't screw this up
00:21:40I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:43I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:45I know what I'm doing, dog walker
00:21:48Dog walker
00:21:49I know what I'm doing
00:21:51Dog walker
00:21:52And just so we're clear
00:21:53I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:55And just so we're clear
00:21:56I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:58Whatever I want
00:21:59Wherever I want
00:22:01Fine
00:22:02Do whatever you want
00:22:04Sorry
00:22:06It's a bit harsh
00:22:10Sorry
00:22:11It's a bit harsh
00:22:12Just
00:22:13Really
00:22:14Really
00:22:16Hung over
00:22:21Hung over
00:22:24That could have gone better
00:22:27That could have gone better
00:22:36Hey, baby
00:22:39Hey, baby
00:22:41You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia
00:22:43You're rich
00:22:44You don't have to keep working, Amelia
00:22:46You're rich now
00:22:47I know
00:22:48I like it
00:22:49Uh-huh
00:22:50I know
00:22:51I like it
00:22:52Uh-huh
00:22:53It's good to hear
00:22:54You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:22:58It rubs off on my son
00:23:00Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:23:04How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:23:06Oh, fine
00:23:07Yeah
00:23:08We're s-
00:23:09Oh
00:23:12Fine
00:23:13Yeah
00:23:14We're still getting to know each other
00:23:15All right
00:23:16Well, give him time
00:23:17Still getting to know each other
00:23:18All right
00:23:19Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:21Oh, and listen
00:23:22He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:25Look, I-I promise
00:23:27I wouldn't be so sure
00:23:29Yeah
00:23:30You're right
00:23:31Well, we'll see you later
00:23:33Yeah
00:23:34Come on, Gucci
00:23:35Come on
00:23:36Bye, Gucci
00:23:40Hey, Amelia
00:23:41Hey, Jake
00:23:44Gucci, no!
00:23:45Royce!
00:23:47It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this
00:23:51It's to see you up close for once
00:23:53Yeah, same here
00:23:57Sorry
00:24:02Gucci's, um, a bit crazy
00:24:05His whole family, actually
00:24:07All these rich people are nuts
00:24:09They should make a reality show
00:24:11We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills
00:24:16Do you want to walk together?
00:24:18Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:20Yeah
00:24:21I'd like to
00:24:22I'd like to
00:24:27So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:30A couple months
00:24:31I like it
00:24:32I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:24:34Barista
00:24:35Uber driver
00:24:37Delivery guy
00:24:39Movie extra?
00:24:40You were in a movie?
00:24:41Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial
00:24:43I was trying to impress you
00:24:44How about you?
00:24:45How long have you been doing this?
00:24:46I don't know
00:24:47My whole life, I guess
00:24:48It started as a summer job
00:24:49And then I turned it into my own business
00:24:51I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:24:53Wow
00:24:54I guess you really like dogs
00:24:55Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:24:57If you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:25:01Do you want to go?
00:25:02I kinda have to admit I had a crush on you
00:25:04You did?
00:25:05Yeah
00:25:06Yeah
00:25:07I'm sorry
00:25:08I'm sorry
00:25:09I'm sorry
00:25:10I'm sorry
00:25:11I'm sorry
00:25:12I'm sorry
00:25:13I'm sorry
00:25:14I'm sorry
00:25:15I'm sorry
00:25:16I'm sorry
00:25:17I'm sorry
00:25:18I'm sorry
00:25:19I'm sorry
00:25:20I'm sorry
00:25:21I'm sorry
00:25:22Yeah
00:25:24I still do
00:25:28He's cute
00:25:29I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:25:32Then again
00:25:33That fuckboy has been out having fun
00:25:39I'd love to go to the concert
00:25:41Hell yeah
00:25:43I mean, uh
00:25:44Regular
00:25:45Yeah
00:25:48I know it's risky
00:25:50But I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:25:52I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:25:57Hey, what's your ring?
00:26:00Um, it's just a class ring
00:26:03From high school
00:26:05Looks pretty big
00:26:06It was a big school
00:26:08Public schools
00:26:09Am I right?
00:26:10I mean, it kinda looks like an engagement ring
00:26:17Me?
00:26:18Engaged?
00:26:19No
00:26:20Are you kidding?
00:26:21I'm 24
00:26:22I'm practically still a baby
00:26:23I mean, I should be
00:26:25Wearing diapers
00:26:26Crawling around
00:26:27Drooling
00:26:28Nope
00:26:29Single and ready to mingle
00:26:31Okay
00:26:32Royce pooped
00:26:33You should pick it up
00:26:34Where?
00:26:35I don't see it
00:26:36Just over there
00:26:38Come on
00:26:39Do I have to wear a suit everyday?
00:26:41Of course
00:26:42It's an office
00:26:43You wanna be CEO?
00:26:44You gotta look the part
00:26:45You mean like
00:26:46You look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny
00:26:49You know I'm retiring next year
00:26:50Yes, I know
00:26:51Yeah
00:26:52That means you gotta get up to speed
00:26:53Rapidamente
00:26:54So today you're gonna be my shadow
00:26:55You be my extra hands
00:26:56And we got a lot to do
00:26:57Can I get to the Starbucks first?
00:27:12Fuck no
00:27:13Come on, dad
00:27:22Ow!
00:27:23Oh my goodness are you okay? Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:36You're engaged remember? And this is our new palette. It's Matt's collection. He really
00:27:45like these colors so we did them twice. But yeah that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:28:01What dad? What a day dad. It's not even lunch time yet. Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting
00:28:08around taking pictures of yourself all the time. Just stick with it will you kid? Hard work does pay.
00:28:15Let me just look at Amelia. What about her? She comes from nothing son. Nobody taught her how to run a
00:28:21business. But she just worked hard and now, well now she earns money doing what she loves. I guess
00:28:28that's impressive. Yeah see, see it is. I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know. I just hope I don't
00:28:35get that uptight. Break's over.
00:28:52Well, not too bad, huh? One day down. 40 more years to go.
00:29:04Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:29:13raise you closer together, comfort each other just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:18You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:26Tonight? Shit. When am I going to tell Chantel? I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:29:32The L.A. Zoo fundraiser. Lights, camera, red carpet. Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:29:39to the Dino Berlina app. Don't you think it's a bit soon yet? I mean,
00:29:46we just signed the contract. What's the matter? You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:51Yeah, yeah. Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:56All right, so it's all settled. I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:30:05Bye, Dad.
00:30:17So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:22Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:27And?
00:30:28And you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:32But since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:37You better not let that hair down. Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:46How's it going in there? I'm coming out.
00:30:51That bad?
00:31:01I've never seen a dog walker look this hot by that dress ASAP.
00:31:09Leave me alone, party boy. I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:26I've never seen a dog walker. I've never seen a dog walker.
00:31:31I've never seen a dog walker. I've never seen a dog walker.
00:31:35And what are you looking at?
00:31:37What are you looking at?
00:31:54You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:56Oh, thanks.
00:31:56Um, I...
00:31:59Did you forget my name?
00:32:01No, it's just something different.
00:32:05Did you change your hair?
00:32:07Why do you care?
00:32:08The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:32:10I'm going out.
00:32:11I just forgot my charger.
00:32:12Awesome, thanks.
00:32:16I'm taking this.
00:32:18Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:19We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:21I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:23Hold on!
00:32:26Amelia!
00:32:34Alright, hey.
00:32:35Look who's right on time.
00:32:37Nice.
00:32:38Where's Amelia?
00:32:40She's sick.
00:32:42She can't make it.
00:32:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:45If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:48Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:50Give her some nice soup.
00:32:53I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:55Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:57Poor thing.
00:32:59Okay, Dad.
00:33:01See you in the office.
00:33:01Stupid dog walker?
00:33:09Tricking me with her makeover.
00:33:10I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:12Hey, it's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:33:23Do you still track people?
00:33:23Do you still track people?
00:33:23Wow.
00:33:40Amelia.
00:33:41Hi.
00:33:41Hi.
00:33:41You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:33:48Sorry.
00:33:49I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:51I kind of panicked.
00:33:52No worries.
00:33:53I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:56But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:59Talk to the bartender.
00:34:01Wow.
00:34:01VIP treatment.
00:34:03You look like one.
00:34:05Thanks, Jake.
00:34:07Hey, lover boy.
00:34:09We're on.
00:34:11Gotta go.
00:34:13Find me in the green room after.
00:34:15Hope you like it.
00:34:16Break a leg, lover boy.
00:34:18Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:40All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:34:45You know what I want.
00:34:49Good.
00:34:50Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:51Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:55One more, please.
00:35:00But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:35:03Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:13You really think so?
00:35:15I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:17The who?
00:35:19You don't know the strokes.
00:35:23Are they older?
00:35:25I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:29It's all right.
00:35:30Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:33You want something to drink?
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:41So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:45Since I was 13.
00:35:47Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:52That's awesome.
00:35:53And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:59You're going to quit dog walking?
00:36:01I thought you liked it.
00:36:03I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:36:07I don't even like dogs that much.
00:36:09I'm more of a cat person.
00:36:11A cat person?
00:36:15Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:16Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:18I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:22I just want to relax.
00:36:23Have a good time.
00:36:25You're beautiful, you know that.
00:36:30I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:32Now I'm not sure.
00:36:33We have nothing in common.
00:36:35Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:37What the heck?
00:36:42I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:44Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:45Now I can have mine.
00:36:46Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:37:03What's going on?
00:37:04That's Michelangelo, Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:37:09He's not.
00:37:10You're coming with me, dog walker.
00:37:12Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:13What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:15Back off, dude.
00:37:17Back off.
00:37:18Grubby little hipster.
00:37:19She's my fiancée.
00:37:21So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:23Jake, I can explain.
00:37:24Let's go.
00:37:26Let's go.
00:37:29I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:30I'm not, Jake.
00:37:36This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:37:42And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:49I can't believe you did that.
00:37:51After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:53Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:56Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:59I'm not following you around.
00:38:01You know what?
00:38:01I get it.
00:38:02You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:38:07Me jealous?
00:38:08Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:38:10Mike, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:13I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:15I have a name.
00:38:17Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:19That is an original.
00:38:19I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:21Oh, fine.
00:38:23I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:27I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:29They're treating me like shit.
00:38:32That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:34You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:35I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:37We signed a contract.
00:38:38For an arranged marriage.
00:38:40Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:43You are such a simpleton.
00:38:45Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:49Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:52I tried to get along with you.
00:38:53You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:54I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:56Right back at you.
00:38:58I fucking hate you.
00:39:00I fucking hate you more.
00:39:02I fucking hate you.
00:39:32I fucking hate you.
00:40:02I fucking hate you.
00:40:05Where am I?
00:40:07Who's spooning me?
00:40:10Is that Jake?
00:40:12How drunk was I?
00:40:18Michael Angelo?
00:40:19Dog Walker.
00:40:21I forgot we did that last night.
00:40:26Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:28uh-huh we don't have to talk about this right we got too many drinks we just forget it ever
00:40:35happened if that's what you want definitely um i have to go to work i should get up too
00:40:46oh my head there's pedialine in the fridge
00:40:51thanks for coming today sis of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:41:00well you look great thanks i don't feel great the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:41:08you on the other hand are glowing today what's going on
00:41:15so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:41:20wait for the first time yeah we're taking it slow
00:41:27michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:41:32maybe i did misjudge him
00:41:36and how was it well really bad right i knew it
00:41:44actually it was the best sex i ever had well that explains the glow
00:41:51i am happy for you sis physical chemistry is important that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:42:01i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons i feel like
00:42:07like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and you get the picture
00:42:14hey
00:42:15opposite to track i mean that's why you guys love each other so much
00:42:22because you're so different
00:42:24something like that
00:42:34here comes
00:42:36right on the schedule
00:42:37dog walkers in love with me
00:42:39i'll have to let her down easy
00:42:42weird
00:42:43i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:42:45what was that about
00:42:56must be the hangover
00:42:58hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:43:10hey unfortunately something came up i can't make it tonight
00:43:27why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:43:40i'm not very good with words me neither but last night i id
00:44:09But last night, I...
00:44:11You don't have to say anything.
00:44:12We both know it was a mistake.
00:44:14And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:44:17Like nothing ever happened.
00:44:18I don't think you understand it.
00:44:19You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:21Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:24I'm a big girl.
00:44:25I've had a one-night stand before.
00:44:27I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:30Okay, I get it.
00:44:31I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:35You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:40I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:43And frankly, so would I.
00:44:44Emily, you're driving me nuts.
00:44:45You don't understand.
00:44:46Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:50I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:54Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:59What happened to Dog Walker?
00:45:02I have a confession to make.
00:45:05Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:45:12but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:16Really?
00:45:17Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:19I'm not a good actor.
00:45:21I could even do reality TV.
00:45:24But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:28Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:45:31You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:36Amelia.
00:45:37Please.
00:45:40I know you felt it too.
00:45:46Amelia, please.
00:45:49Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:52I felt it too.
00:45:52So why are we fighting it?
00:46:00I've been thinking about you all day.
00:46:02Me too.
00:46:03I do.
00:46:03I do.
00:46:04I do.
00:46:24I do.
00:46:28I do.
00:46:29I do.
00:46:29I do.
00:46:30so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:46:42light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:47no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:46:51if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:46:56espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:58you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:47:08thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:47:18i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:47:25you mean like you and me together together
00:47:29why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:32oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:48oh hey royce
00:47:55jake how's it going
00:47:58good yeah
00:48:00look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:48:07we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:48:12is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off
00:48:19like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:48:22well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:48:29oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:48:34i didn't mean to pry
00:48:35i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:38i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:41thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:48:44remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:48i thought we had a connection
00:48:50you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:48:54come on gucci let's go
00:48:57cats are awesome
00:49:02that was a great presentation
00:49:08the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:49:11you think so
00:49:14maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:49:17now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:49:21you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure
00:49:25but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:49:28yeah but that's how you impress her
00:49:30you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:49:33at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:49:38now go get a lover boy
00:49:52so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:55you've never played fetch before it's
00:49:58it's my dad's dog not mine
00:50:02let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:50:07dainty hands
00:50:11do you ever get do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:15no no i like my work what's i like my work what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:50:28have fun what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:50:32you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:44fetch gucci
00:50:45i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:50:58what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:51:15but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:51:21you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:25i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:51:31i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:36okay this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew what else is in the back just some imported italian
00:51:46ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:51:50that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:52:10how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:52:15did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her i never told a girl about my
00:52:24mom sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer but i have a lot of
00:52:35good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know about
00:52:42cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:49i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:52:58i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:53:05it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softie just don't tell tmz
00:53:14what about your parents my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever
00:53:22since i'm sorry i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:27i don't want to lose her too i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:38i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them
00:53:45well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:46is it just the wine or am i really falling for him hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured
00:54:14out how to make the machine work no thank you you need to have a morning medium i'm kind of in a rush
00:54:19okay well don't forget gucci how could i ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:54:29what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touche
00:54:37there you go okay bye bye
00:54:40love you love you love you too
00:54:54sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon talk about it later yeah
00:55:03okay okay okay uh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:55:11look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh
00:55:26let's try one oh yeah now here's uh here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big
00:55:35brother right there come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this
00:55:45wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into
00:55:51chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad we can't have the wedding at the
00:55:59holiday well all right all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty
00:56:06room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this what something
00:56:14wrong with Amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy
00:56:23That's our thing.
00:56:25It's not Amelia's thing.
00:56:27I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:56:29Wow, I never thought of that.
00:56:33You have a very good point there.
00:56:37I'm very impressed.
00:56:39You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:56:43I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:56:47Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:56:49Love?
00:56:51Yeah.
00:56:53I don't know.
00:56:55He's cute.
00:56:57Alright, alright.
00:56:59Change of deal.
00:57:00Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:57:02Alright?
00:57:03And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.
00:57:05A wedding with Coldplay.
00:57:08No Coldplay, Dad.
00:57:10No Coldplay.
00:57:12No Coldplay.
00:57:18So...
00:57:20It's about my cancer treatment.
00:57:22It's not working.
00:57:24I know it.
00:57:25I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:57:28And I'm cured.
00:57:30What?
00:57:31You're cured?
00:57:33Oh.
00:57:34Congratulations.
00:57:37I wasn't expecting it.
00:57:39I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:57:42It only took two sessions?
00:57:45I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:57:48Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:57:51What's wrong, sis?
00:57:52We should be celebrating!
00:57:54I brought Prosecco.
00:57:56No.
00:57:57Yeah.
00:57:58No, I'm good.
00:57:59Yeah.
00:58:00Amelia.
00:58:01I'm your sister.
00:58:03You can tell me anything.
00:58:06Is it Michelangelo?
00:58:08Is everything okay?
00:58:09If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:58:12I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:58:18It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:58:22It's me.
00:58:23I have to tell you something.
00:58:30I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage?
00:58:36What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:58:38It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:58:41And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:58:44Actually, he's not that bad.
00:58:48I kinda like him.
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:51Babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:58:53We need to get you out of there.
00:58:55Betsy.
00:58:57I have real feelings for him.
00:59:01But...
00:59:03What about the tabloid stories?
00:59:05You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:59:08They banned him for life.
00:59:10You'll never go to Epcot.
00:59:12He's not actually like the stories.
00:59:15Or at least not to me.
00:59:18He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:59:22If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:59:27What if you meet him?
00:59:30Yeah.
00:59:31Meet him.
00:59:33Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:59:34Maybe...
00:59:35Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:59:36Don't count on it.
00:59:37Please.
00:59:38Me.
00:59:39Just give him a chance.
00:59:42Fine.
00:59:43Yes.
00:59:44Only one.
00:59:45Yes.
00:59:48You won't regret it.
00:59:49I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.
00:59:53You better bring the whole bottle.
00:59:58Thank you for making dinner.
01:00:01Of course.
01:00:02I'm glad she's cancer free.
01:00:04We need to celebrate.
01:00:07Michelangelo,
01:00:08you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me.
01:00:12Right?
01:00:13You mean besides me?
01:00:14I'm serious.
01:00:15It's really important to me that you two get along.
01:00:18Have a glass of wine.
01:00:21Tonight's gonna be great.
01:00:27It's...
01:00:32Enormous.
01:00:35Why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:40It's nice to see you too, sis.
01:00:44Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
01:00:47Hmm.
01:00:49So...
01:00:50This is the...
01:00:52Infamous, uh...
01:00:53Michelangelo.
01:00:57How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
01:01:00$96 Dom Perignon?
01:01:01Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
01:01:04Yeah...
01:01:05Sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
01:01:07It's worth more than my car.
01:01:09Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:01:12$8.99 at Ralph's.
01:01:15It's delicious.
01:01:17This was made in France.
01:01:19Sorry.
01:01:20Can't touch that stuff.
01:01:22So...
01:01:23Who wants a drink?
01:01:41You...
01:01:42Hardly touch your food.
01:01:47It's...
01:01:48A little too...
01:01:50Rich...
01:01:51For me.
01:01:53Mine tastes great.
01:01:56So...
01:01:57Michelangelo.
01:01:58I...
01:01:59Have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.
01:02:03You...
01:02:04Don't mind, do you?
01:02:06Fire away.
01:02:07So...
01:02:08I know you two have been having your...
01:02:11Fun.
01:02:13Um...
01:02:14But...
01:02:15What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:02:19I don't think it's going to.
01:02:22That's cute and all.
01:02:24But...
01:02:25What about her career?
01:02:26Are you gonna support her?
01:02:27Or kids?
01:02:28What's your stance on that?
01:02:29Or are you just gonna...
01:02:31Jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:33Betsy!
01:02:34Look...
01:02:36I know I have a past...
01:02:38But...
01:02:39I'm committed to it.
01:02:41We haven't talked about kids, but...
01:02:43I'm open to anything.
01:02:44See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:02:46You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:02:50We know enough.
01:02:51Easy Betsy.
01:02:54I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:02:57And if you really cared about Amelia...
01:03:00You would give her the time.
01:03:01And what makes you such an expert?
01:03:04I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:03:06Michelangelo...
01:03:07You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:03:09It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
01:03:11She gets it from you.
01:03:13Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:03:16You started it.
01:03:17Why don't we all just... calm down?
01:03:26Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:03:28No.
01:03:29She's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:03:32That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:03:33She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:03:35You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:03:37And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:03:41You know what?
01:03:42You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:03:43That's my sister.
01:03:44She just survived cancer.
01:03:48That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:03:52This is my house too and she can say whatever she wants.
01:03:54Not to me.
01:03:55You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:03:56I don't like this side of you.
01:03:58See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:04:01but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:04:04You told her?
01:04:05She's my sister.
01:04:06I don't care.
01:04:07That violates our agreement.
01:04:08Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:04:10A contractual agreement?
01:04:11Some kind of obligation?
01:04:13That's not what I meant.
01:04:14It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:04:16I love you.
01:04:18You love me?
01:04:20Don't listen to him.
01:04:21He doesn't even know what that means.
01:04:22Shut the fuck up!
01:04:24You know what?
01:04:25Maybe she was right.
01:04:26I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:04:28It's over.
01:04:34We need to get out of here.
01:04:37I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:04:39to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:04:46Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.
01:04:53You do so much better than him.
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:57But he isn't a monster.
01:04:58I shouldn't have said that.
01:05:00We can talk about it on the road.
01:05:03Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:05:06Lay low for a bit.
01:05:08Mexico?
01:05:09Or Canada.
01:05:10Whatever.
01:05:11It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Livinos.
01:05:15Or worse.
01:05:16What?
01:05:17I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:05:19I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:05:22It's not like I told the media.
01:05:24You don't know that.
01:05:27We're liabilities.
01:05:29Loose ends.
01:05:30You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:05:35Get rid of that thing.
01:05:38They could be tracking us right now.
01:05:41Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.
01:05:44See?
01:05:46He could have a sniper on us.
01:05:52It's Romulus.
01:05:54Hey, Romulus.
01:05:56What?
01:05:57What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:05:59You came.
01:06:14Against my better judgment.
01:06:16I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:06:19I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:06:24You should punish me for straying.
01:06:27You make me sick.
01:06:31I make me sick.
01:06:40Nice underwear.
01:06:44It's a great craftsmanship.
01:06:50Okay.
01:06:52Let's get this over with.
01:06:57Is that all you have to say?
01:06:59Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:07:02I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:07:06I thought I wanted this.
01:07:09But I don't.
01:07:11I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:07:16Amelia broke up with me.
01:07:18It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:07:27Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:07:30I am fucking devastated.
01:07:33And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:07:36And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:07:38Come back to me.
01:07:43There.
01:07:48Amelia?
01:07:51Hi, Dad.
01:07:53Gucci's gone?
01:07:55I'll be right there.
01:07:58What?
01:07:59I only had him off the leash for a second, you know?
01:08:01We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.
01:08:04I've been calling him all night but he won't come back!
01:08:05Well, we can help you find him.
01:08:07Yeah?
01:08:09Right?
01:08:11Good, thanks.
01:08:13Gucci!
01:08:14This better not be a trap.
01:08:16Just come on.
01:08:18Gucci!
01:08:20Gucci!
01:08:22This better not be a trap.
01:08:24Just come on.
01:08:26Gucci!
01:08:28Gucci!
01:08:30This better not be a trap.
01:08:32Gucci!
01:08:33Gucci!
01:08:35Gucci!
01:08:37Hey, hey, hey!
01:08:38Where's Michelangelo?
01:08:40I thought you were both together.
01:08:41Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:43Oh, um, he's...
01:08:44Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:08:46Where were you?
01:08:48I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:08:50It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:52If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:08:55Smart move, dude.
01:08:57Here, ladies.
01:08:58Take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:09:00That's it, Dad.
01:09:04Give me the urc.
01:09:05Give me the urc.
01:09:16Gucci!
01:09:22He's hopeless.
01:09:23We've been looking for him all night long.
01:09:27We're never gonna find him.
01:09:30Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:09:33Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:36See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:09:39I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:43He's really there for his dad.
01:09:46His dad's dog.
01:09:47So you approve now?
01:09:50They didn't say that.
01:09:54Gucci!
01:09:58Gucci!
01:09:59My boy's back!
01:10:01Oh!
01:10:08Okay, okay.
01:10:09I'm a little closer to approving.
01:10:18I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:26A little.
01:10:28It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:32They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:35Amelia.
01:10:37Can we talk?
01:10:41Please?
01:10:45Amelia.
01:10:47Can we talk?
01:10:49Please?
01:10:51Okay.
01:10:52Amelia.
01:10:54I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:56I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:10:58And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:11:02I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:11:06Thanks for saying that.
01:11:08I needed to hear that.
01:11:10And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:14You're not one.
01:11:16I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:19Most of them are good.
01:11:21I'm happy for you.
01:11:23But I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:26You're not one.
01:11:28I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:30Most of them are good.
01:11:32I'm happy for you.
01:11:34I'm happy for you.
01:11:35I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:40I'm not.
01:11:43You're not? What do you mean?
01:11:48Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:11:52I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:55And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:12:01I want to know that our love is real.
01:12:05Dad. What is this, son?
01:12:08I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:12:12Why, son?
01:12:14Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:12:17And not because of some legal obligation.
01:12:23But because she wants to.
01:12:29Consider our contract null and void.
01:12:35Amelia, where will it be?
01:12:44Will you marry me?
01:12:48Will you marry me?
01:12:51Yes.
01:12:52I'll marry you.
01:12:53You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:13:12And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:13:13Look at me.
01:13:16I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:13:20All right, all right, you two.
01:13:22That's enough, all right?
01:13:24We spent this whole night together.
01:13:26Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:28We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:13:31Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:34I think I can get used to it.
01:13:35And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:38I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:13:43We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:46It was worth a try.
01:13:47And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:14:14Michelangelo?
01:14:15Michelangelo?
01:14:17Uh, Amelia.
01:14:21Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:27I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:14:34I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:38I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:48And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:15:01Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:15:10I love you so much.
01:15:13I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:15:25Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:31Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:38And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:15:44I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:46Te amo Michelangelo.
01:15:48I love you.
01:15:50With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:57You may kiss your bride.
01:16:07Thanks.
01:16:09I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:16:11I'm Jake.
01:16:13Another dog walker.
01:16:16It's crazy.
01:16:17You know, given my sister.
01:16:18But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:16:21Me too!
01:16:22Woo!
01:16:23Woo!
01:16:24Woo!
01:16:25Woo!
01:16:26Woo!
01:16:27Woo!
01:16:28Woo!
01:16:29Woo!
01:16:31Woo!
01:16:32Woo!
01:16:33Woo!
01:16:34Woo!
01:16:35Woo!
01:16:36Woo!
01:16:37Woo!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:40Woo!
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01:16:42Woo!
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