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Matrimoney Extended
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00:00:00I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:26Crazy bitch!
00:00:27You told her?
00:00:28She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at that.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:58Wait, what are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey, Amelia.
00:02:43Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06It's the same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thomber.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents will be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents will be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO.
00:03:30Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:38All right.
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon.
00:03:40All right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:41Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:08You just need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:05Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential.
00:05:37Okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far, I ain't seen the end take from you.
00:05:45Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive, and my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:41Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did you have a good one?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This is...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but...
00:07:20It's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:40Come back tonight, and make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet Dr. Langelo on my side.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:33Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45That'd be really hard.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What exactly?
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:00That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:24I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:38All right?
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40All right?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:43So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:02I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59Yeah, I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:24Come on.
00:12:29What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:41Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:12:59Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:15I read my mind.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately.
00:13:37Avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:13:54Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:50Ugh.
00:14:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:11So, put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:15:28I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:31Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:52You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59Amelia, it's just, it's not like you.
00:16:03You're saying we're reserved.
00:16:06Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo.
00:16:27Dino Valino?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo?
00:16:32Dino Valino?
00:16:33Shh.
00:16:38Socialite Man?
00:16:39Will you, like, start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:53Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:17:00You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14Ready to go out, baby.
00:17:38We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:58Where did that come from?
00:17:58Nice place.
00:18:24I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks, Marley.
00:18:29Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:34You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:44Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22He's jealous.
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:43See you later.
00:20:04And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry.
00:20:09I had one too many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11Better not.
00:20:12How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:28My head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:01Don't screw this up.
00:21:02Look, I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing.
00:21:08Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:19Sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21Just really...
00:21:24hung over.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:42Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:48Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:53Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02But I...
00:22:03I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:06Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no.
00:22:21Royce.
00:22:23Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah, same here.
00:22:38Sorry.
00:22:39Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42This whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48Little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:17Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21Just trying to impress you.
00:23:22How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:47My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:50Well, I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:18I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:48I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:07Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13You should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:20Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:39That means you got to get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:59Wow!
00:25:59Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:15And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation for me.
00:26:28Michelangelo.
00:26:36What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:43Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:48Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:50Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:40Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:54You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino, Dino, M.A.
00:28:18Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:26You're getting along on it, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:41All right, Dad.
00:28:42Mm-hmm.
00:28:48So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:29:10I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:18How's it going in there?
00:29:26I'm coming out.
00:29:36Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:48Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:53Hey, mom.
00:30:05Yes, I knew.
00:30:06Let's...
00:30:07abb
00:30:07Be your ass
00:30:08I don't care.
00:30:13Oh, my God.
00:30:15I'm coming in there.
00:30:15But, as you can see a dog walker,
00:30:16I wonder if I can see a dog walker.
00:30:18I'm going in there,
00:30:18but I never feel like it that.
00:30:18Go on and apply anything or something like that I'd be like.
00:30:20What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:35Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:50I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:31:21If your fiancé is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker.
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey.
00:31:56It's Michelangelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:32:15Wow.
00:32:15Amelia.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jake.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:33:02Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:32But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:45Jake, you guys feel great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:00I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's alright.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of that a drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:11So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42Jake, I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:06I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off.
00:35:52Dude, back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:02Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:15And this is for making me listen, Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech?
00:36:27You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:28Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:41Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I fucking hate you more.
00:38:02I'm like, no, I don't care.
00:38:08Oh, yeah.
00:38:08I'm like, no.
00:38:09I'm like, no.
00:38:11I'm like, no, I'm may.
00:38:12I'm like, no, I don't care.
00:38:14I'm like, no.
00:38:15I'm like, no.
00:38:28where am i who's spooning me
00:38:44is that jake how drunk was i
00:38:49michelangelo dog walker
00:38:56oh i forgot we did that last night
00:39:00must have been all those free beers
00:39:03we don't have to talk about this right now we had too many drinks
00:39:09we just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:39:13definitely um i have to go to work
00:39:19i should get up too
00:39:22oh my head
00:39:24there's pedialine in the fridge
00:39:26thanks for coming today sis
00:39:29of course
00:39:30my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:35well you look great
00:39:37thanks
00:39:38i don't feel great
00:39:41the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:44you on the other hand
00:39:47are glowing today
00:39:48what's going on
00:39:51so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:39:56wait
00:39:57for the first time
00:39:59yeah
00:40:01we're taking it slow
00:40:03michelangelo
00:40:05the male gigolo
00:40:06taking it slow
00:40:07maybe i did misjudge him
00:40:11and
00:40:13how was it
00:40:15well
00:40:16really bad
00:40:18right
00:40:19i knew it
00:40:20actually
00:40:21it was the best sex i ever had
00:40:23well
00:40:25that
00:40:26explains the glow
00:40:27i am happy for you sis
00:40:31physical chemistry is important
00:40:34that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:36i don't get it
00:40:38he and i are nothing alike
00:40:40and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:42i feel like
00:40:42like an arcade game
00:40:44and he just keeps getting the high score
00:40:45again and again and
00:40:46you get the picture
00:40:48hey
00:40:51opposite to track
00:40:54i mean
00:40:55that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:58because you're so different
00:41:00something like that
00:41:06here comes
00:41:11right on the schedule
00:41:12dog walker's in love with me
00:41:15i'll have to let her down easy
00:41:17weird
00:41:18i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:20what was that about
00:41:32must be the hangover
00:41:33hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:44maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:46hey unfortunately something came up
00:42:01i can't make it tonight
00:42:03why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:42:08and why hasn't she
00:42:09texted me yet
00:42:16i'm not very good with words
00:42:43me neither
00:42:44but last night i
00:42:46you don't have to say anything
00:42:47we both know it was a mistake
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52like nothing ever happened
00:42:53i don't think you understand it
00:42:55you just listen to me for a second
00:42:56look
00:42:56you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59i'm a big girl
00:43:00i've had a one night stand before
00:43:02i've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04okay
00:43:05i get it
00:43:06i'm not one of your
00:43:07your models or your
00:43:09your d-list actresses
00:43:11you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily
00:43:15i know that if you would take back last night that you would
00:43:18frankly so would i
00:43:19i mean you're driving me nuts
00:43:21you don't understand
00:43:21let's
00:43:22let's get some takeout
00:43:23and figure this thing out
00:43:25i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28wait
00:43:29did you just call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker
00:43:36i have a confession to make
00:43:39last night
00:43:43i don't know how
00:43:45i don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:49really
00:43:52do i look like i'm lying
00:43:54i'm not a good actor
00:43:56i could even do reality tv
00:43:58but there is
00:44:01a fire
00:44:02between us amelia
00:44:03some kind of crazy
00:44:04cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're
00:44:09reading a horoscope
00:44:11amelia
00:44:11please
00:44:13i know you felt it too
00:44:16amelia
00:44:22please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25i felt it too
00:44:28so why are we fighting it
00:44:34i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:55so i set the kitchen on fire
00:45:15how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire
00:45:19it's not my fault
00:45:21they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they cancelled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny
00:45:29just wait till the next episode
00:45:30the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis
00:45:32and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:34you know
00:45:40when you're not acting like a complete douchebag
00:45:42you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good
00:45:53i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious
00:45:55the wedding's coming up
00:45:58we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like
00:46:02you and me
00:46:03together together
00:46:04why not
00:46:05were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake
00:46:32how's it going
00:46:33good
00:46:35yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of
00:46:38crazy
00:46:39i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that
00:46:50so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean a pride
00:47:11i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake
00:47:18but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember
00:47:21and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci
00:47:32let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci?
00:47:59sure
00:48:00but i mean
00:48:01you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah
00:48:04but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:12it's all set
00:48:13now
00:48:14go get her lover boy
00:48:16so
00:48:27you just throw it
00:48:29and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's
00:48:33it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball
00:48:41with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:55have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19grazie
00:49:27have a good night mr. Dino Bellino
00:49:29what's that?
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know
00:49:47that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right?
00:49:50i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought
00:49:58we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into
00:50:01okay
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:50:06what else is in the bag?
00:50:08just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients
00:50:11so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:45i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:51i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she
00:50:54passed away when i was eleven
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but
00:50:59i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village
00:51:02in tuscany
00:51:03and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:51:09just
00:51:09cooking
00:51:09and
00:51:10eating
00:51:10and
00:51:11laughing
00:51:11i still
00:51:14have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:51:34just
00:51:36don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents?
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was thirteen
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no
00:52:03no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07cause i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:12well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:16is it just the wine?
00:52:18or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:21you don't want espresso
00:52:27hey
00:52:33hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso?
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:40you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:42okay
00:52:43well
00:52:44don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i?
00:52:46ready bro?
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties?
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:01okay bye
00:53:03okay bye
00:53:04mwah
00:53:05bye
00:53:06love you
00:53:07love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:18sorry
00:53:20reflex
00:53:21i didn't mean to say that
00:53:22me neither
00:53:23too soon
00:53:24talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:28okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:30ugh
00:53:31could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:33and
00:53:34is michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:40look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43hey
00:53:44my little guy
00:53:45hey little gucci
00:53:47look at this right here
00:53:49huh
00:53:50let's try
00:53:51oh yeah
00:53:53oh yeah
00:53:54now here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:56just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:58yeah
00:53:59even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01here you go
00:54:02come to papa
00:54:03yes
00:54:04my boy
00:54:05he he
00:54:06all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:08so we gotta talk about this uh
00:54:09this wedding
00:54:10right
00:54:11this is two weeks off
00:54:12hollywood bowl
00:54:13they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says that the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play right?
00:54:21that
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24oh
00:54:26well all right
00:54:27then we'll book uh
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that?
00:54:30not too big
00:54:31plenty of room for cold play
00:54:32huh?
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36what?
00:54:37something wrong with me?
00:54:39really?
00:54:40no
00:54:41everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:45but
00:54:46we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's
00:54:49our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:54wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:59you know you have a very good point there
00:55:02i'm very impressed
00:55:04you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:08i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11hmm
00:55:12sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love?
00:55:17yeah
00:55:18i don't know
00:55:19he he he he
00:55:21he's so cute
00:55:22alright alright
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:25gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27alright?
00:55:28and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:35no cold play
00:55:36no cold play
00:55:43so
00:55:45it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:49i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:53and i'm cured
00:55:55what?
00:55:56you're cured?
00:55:57you're cured?
00:55:58oh
00:56:00congratulations
00:56:01thank you
00:56:03i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:08it only took two sessions?
00:56:10i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:13maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:16what's wrong sis?
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:20i brought prosecco
00:56:22no
00:56:23yeah
00:56:24no i'm good
00:56:25yeah
00:56:26emilia
00:56:27i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:31is it michelangelo?
00:56:33is everything okay?
00:56:35if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie
00:56:39so far up his butt
00:56:40that it will cut him in two
00:56:43it's not michelangelo
00:56:45Betsy
00:56:47it's me
00:56:49i have to tell you something
00:56:52i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones?
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:06and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:09actually
00:57:11he's not that bad
00:57:14i kinda like him
00:57:16yeah
00:57:17babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:19we need to get you out of there
00:57:21Betsy
00:57:23i have real feelings for him
00:57:26but
00:57:27what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:33they banned him for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:37he's not actually like the stories
00:57:40or at least not to me
00:57:43he's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia
00:57:47if you marry michelangelo
00:57:50he will make your life a living hell
00:57:53what if you meet him?
00:57:55yeah
00:57:57meet him
00:57:58maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:58:00maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:03please
00:58:04me
00:58:05just give him a chance
00:58:07fine
00:58:09yes
00:58:10only one
00:58:12yes
00:58:14you won't regret it
00:58:15i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:58:18you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:24thank you for making dinner
00:58:26of course
00:58:27i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:29we need to celebrate
00:58:32michelangelo
00:58:34you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right?
00:58:38you mean besides me?
00:58:40i'm serious
00:58:41it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:43have a glass of wine
00:58:45tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's
00:58:58enormous
00:59:00why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:05it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:08nice to finally meet you, Betsy
00:59:12hmm
00:59:14so
00:59:15this is the
00:59:17infamous
00:59:18uh...
00:59:19michelangelo
00:59:22uh...
00:59:23how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:25$96 Dom Perignon
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:29yeah
00:59:30sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:34why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:42this was made in France
00:59:44sorry
00:59:45can't touch that stuff
00:59:47so
00:59:48who wants a drink?
01:00:09you
01:00:10you
01:00:11hardly touch your food
01:00:13it's
01:00:14a little too
01:00:15rich
01:00:16for me
01:00:18mine tastes great
01:00:20so
01:00:21michelangelo
01:00:22i
01:00:23have some
01:00:24big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:28you
01:00:29don't mind do you?
01:00:30fire away
01:00:32so
01:00:33i know you two have been having your
01:00:35fun
01:00:37um...
01:00:38but
01:00:39what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44i don't think it's going to
01:00:47that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:50what about her career? are you gonna support her?
01:00:52or kids? what's your stance on that?
01:00:53or
01:00:54are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy!
01:00:59look
01:01:01i know i have a past
01:01:03but
01:01:04i'm committed to it
01:01:06we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:11you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:15we know now
01:01:16easy betsy
01:01:19i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:22and if you really cared about emilia
01:01:25you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert?
01:01:29i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:31michelangelo
01:01:32you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder emilia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:38are you gonna let him talk to me like that emilia?
01:01:40you started it
01:01:48why don't we all just
01:01:50calm down?
01:01:51betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:53no
01:01:54she's alone and miserable
01:01:55and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:57that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:05you know what?
01:02:07you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister
01:02:09she just survived cancer
01:02:14that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:22i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her?
01:02:29you told her?
01:02:30she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you?
01:02:35a contractual agreement? some kind of obligation?
01:02:38it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:41i love you
01:02:43you love me?
01:02:45don't listen to him
01:02:46he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up!
01:02:49you know what?
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:59we need to get out of here
01:03:02i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:11amelia
01:03:12i know this is hard to hear
01:03:14but
01:03:16you did the right thing
01:03:18you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:22but he isn't a monster
01:03:24i shouldn't have said that
01:03:26we can talk about it on the road
01:03:28get packing
01:03:29and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:33mexico?
01:03:34or Canada
01:03:35whatever
01:03:36it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:38by the Dino Levinos
01:03:40or worse
01:03:42i don't think romulus or michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:45i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:51we're liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:55you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:04:00get rid of that thing
01:04:03they could be tracking us right now
01:04:05yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:04:10see
01:04:12he could have a sniper on us
01:04:17it's romulus
01:04:19hey romulus
01:04:21what?
01:04:22what do you mean gucci's missing?
01:04:24you came
01:04:37you came
01:04:39against my better judgment
01:04:41i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:44i've just been busy
01:04:46but
01:04:47it's over with now
01:04:49you should
01:04:51punish me for straying
01:04:54you make me sick
01:04:56i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:07underwear
01:05:09it's great craftsmanship
01:05:15okay
01:05:17let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say?
01:05:23do you even realize how hot i am?
01:05:26i'm sorry
01:05:28Chantel
01:05:30i thought i wanted this
01:05:33but i don't
01:05:35i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:37Amelia broke up with me
01:05:38it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:51never in a million years did i think i'd fall for a dog walk with my hair
01:05:56i am fucking devastated
01:05:58and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:03come back to me
01:06:13Amelia?
01:06:16hi dad
01:06:18gucci's gone?
01:06:20i'll be right there
01:06:24what?
01:06:28gucci gucci
01:06:30Romulus
01:06:32oh
01:06:34well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:37we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44call
01:06:46we can help you find him
01:06:48yeah?
01:06:50right?
01:06:52good thanks
01:06:54gucci
01:06:55this better not be a trap
01:06:56just come on
01:06:59gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:05gucci
01:07:06hey hey hey hey where's g5l engelow
01:07:08I thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:10oh um... he's...
01:07:12sorry i'm late dad
01:07:14where were ya?
01:07:15i had a stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:17it's gucci's favourite prosciutto
01:07:19if this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:07:20Smart move, kid. Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here, that's it, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:29Give me the irk.
01:07:41Gucci!
01:07:47It's hopeless.
01:07:50We've been looking for him all night long. We're never gonna find him.
01:07:55Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure. Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:01See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:04I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:09He's really there for his dad. His dad's dog.
01:08:14So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:16Coochie!
01:08:20Coochie!
01:08:22Coochie!
01:08:24My boy's back!
01:08:25Oh!
01:08:26Coochie!
01:08:29Coochie!
01:08:30Coochie!
01:08:34Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you a little it's okay most of what the tabloids publish
01:08:56is true they just leave out part of the story Amelia can we talk please
01:09:08okay
01:09:16Amelia I'm sorry about earlier tonight I shouldn't have attacked your sister and I shouldn't have
01:09:33blown up at you for mentioning the contract I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just
01:09:41a business agreement thanks for saying that I needed to hear that and I'm sorry for calling
01:09:51you a monster you're not one I'm still learning new things about you most of them are good
01:09:59I'm happy we signed the contract I'm not
01:10:05you're not what do you mean
01:10:09Amelia this might sound crazy but I meant it when I said that I love you
01:10:18and I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together I want to know that our love
01:10:26is real dad what is the son I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia why son because I want to ask her to marry me and not because of some legal obligation but because she wants to
01:10:48consider our contracts null and void
01:10:56Amelia what will it be
01:11:06will you marry me
01:11:08will you marry me
01:11:10yes I'll marry you
01:11:32you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:34and I'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:36and I'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:38look at me
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:11:44alright alright you two
01:11:46that's enough alright
01:11:48we spent this whole night together
01:11:50come over to my place alright
01:11:52we'll have a nice breakfast Italian style
01:11:54hopefully it's not
01:11:56too rich for you
01:11:58I think I can get used to it
01:12:00and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:12:02alright I want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:04especially coldplay
01:12:06we're not getting coldplay dad
01:12:08it was worth a try
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:35And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia.
01:12:45Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:12And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:24Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:54Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:14:08I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:15With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:14:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:23Thanks.
01:14:24I'm Betsy.
01:14:25Amelia's sister.
01:14:26I'm Jake.
01:14:27Another dog walker.
01:14:28It's crazy.
01:14:29You know, given my sister.
01:14:30But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:32Me too!
01:14:33Woo!
01:14:34Woo!
01:14:35Woo!
01:14:36Woo!
01:14:37Woo!
01:14:38Woo!
01:14:39Woo!
01:14:40Woo!
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01:15:17Woo!
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