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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care.
00:00:31That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:34What?
00:00:35Michelangelo?
00:00:36Don't worry.
00:00:38You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:58Wait.
00:01:01Wait.
00:01:02What are you doing?
00:01:03That is an original.
00:01:04I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit!
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract!
00:01:21For an arranged marriage!
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton!
00:01:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:30Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:31I tried to get along with you.
00:01:32You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:33I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:34Right back at you!
00:01:35I fucking hate you!
00:01:36I fucking hate you!
00:01:37I fucking hate you more!
00:01:54so you were arrested again to be fair we thought it was legal just swim there there is a fence
00:02:17around that reservoir it says here that you broke in using bolt cutters if i'd known you invited me over
00:02:25here to lecture me i wouldn't have came
00:02:27good boy
00:02:33you know every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy it reflects on me
00:03:01reflects on the company that your mother and i built with our bare hands the same one that pays
00:03:08for your ridiculous lifestyle i make my own money see see underwear modeling lord i am the
00:03:16spokesperson for man though that means free underwear for life for life some parents would
00:03:22be proud yeah other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then
00:03:26you are next up to be ceo at dino verino cosmetics now how can i give you that job
00:03:34if you keep acting like a kardashian huh
00:03:36don't forget the meeting this afternoon all right and don't be late
00:03:41bye dad
00:03:44excuse me
00:03:56hello my gucci why won't michelangelo just grow up huh he used to settle down and find
00:04:11himself a nice girl huh like you amelia good one romulus
00:04:18these are great i still don't have what i'm looking for do you guys mind staying a little
00:04:40longer no problem cool let's take five and then i want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:45hi michelangelo chantal nice to meet you i couldn't notice how hot you are i've got tickets to the
00:05:01premiere
00:05:01hey dad
00:05:07where the hell were you
00:05:09dad i'm in a photo shoot
00:05:12you're supposed to be at the office
00:05:15geppetto came here all the way from milano
00:05:17i can meet him later
00:05:19ah two ladies back on the plane again
00:05:21well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:05:23michelangelo you are 31 years old
00:05:26you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager you could be running the world's largest cosmetic
00:05:31company right now
00:05:32you interned you went to business school you
00:05:35you have potential okay but you say you want to be the ceo
00:05:40well you're gonna have to prove it because so far
00:05:42i ain't seen the end date for you
00:05:45hey
00:05:50you okay
00:05:52yeah but it'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight
00:05:58so it's a really rare form of cancer
00:06:16luckily my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20i thought
00:06:21there is an experimental treatment
00:06:24but it's really expensive
00:06:26and my insurance doesn't cover it
00:06:29don't worry about that
00:06:31i have money saved
00:06:33i'll find the rest
00:06:35we will figure this out okay
00:06:37we're gonna get through this
00:06:38together
00:06:39thank you
00:06:40ciao gucci
00:06:56did she have a good walk
00:06:57what's wrong
00:07:02i'm sorry
00:07:08this is
00:07:09no no forget about it
00:07:10i'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11the treatments are just really expensive
00:07:14i have a savings
00:07:16for my doggy daycare
00:07:18my dream but
00:07:19it's only enough for one treatment
00:07:24and who knows how many she's gonna need
00:07:26betsy practically raised us
00:07:28after her parents passed
00:07:31i would do anything for her
00:07:33amelia
00:07:35i think i might know how to get you that money
00:07:39you do
00:07:40come back
00:07:43tonight
00:07:43and
00:07:44make something nice
00:07:47come on
00:07:49okay
00:07:50oh amelia you look bellissimo
00:08:01except for the dog hair
00:08:04well come with me
00:08:07i have someone i want you to meet
00:08:10are they from italy
00:08:11yes
00:08:12wow
00:08:13yes of course everything's from italy here
00:08:15well
00:08:17amelia meet
00:08:19michelangelo for my son
00:08:21i believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24aren't you the cleaning lady
00:08:27i'm a dog walker
00:08:29don't be so defensive
00:08:30i wasn't
00:08:33well i
00:08:37suppose i'll let you two get acquainted
00:08:40i have some unfinished business to do
00:08:42why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:44i'm really happy
00:08:45hey
00:08:47a river that shit
00:08:47huh
00:08:48do you want to do me a favor
00:08:57what
00:09:02exactly
00:09:03how does look
00:09:11not half bad
00:09:12i mean
00:09:14it's fine
00:09:15whatever
00:09:16let's do some sexy ones okay
00:09:20or not
00:09:23i don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad
00:09:26you have to do what i say
00:09:28you don't look like romulus to me
00:09:30just a few more pictures
00:09:32i'm not here to update your tinder profile
00:09:34i don't need tinder
00:09:36i'm an underwear model
00:09:37my dms are flooded like florida in a hurricane
00:09:40whatever
00:09:41pour me another
00:09:47i told you
00:09:49now
00:09:49see dog walker
00:10:01that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck
00:10:06this is fucking product
00:10:08assholes
00:10:14you crazy bitch
00:10:15amelia
00:10:19what's wrong
00:10:21i asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:25i'm sorry romulus
00:10:26but your son is a prick
00:10:27i'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no no please
00:10:29i apologize
00:10:30my son is just immature
00:10:32all right
00:10:33and that's why i invited you
00:10:35poor forward
00:10:36please
00:10:37all right
00:10:38just have a seat
00:10:40all right
00:10:40and i promise
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night
00:10:43won't you son
00:10:43so amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:49cancer
00:10:50and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay
00:11:01i want the business
00:11:02i think we can uh
00:11:05make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal
00:11:11well it's nothing crazy
00:11:14no
00:11:15you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:18what
00:11:19what
00:11:22romulus
00:11:23what are you saying
00:11:24i can't marry the male paris hilton
00:11:26yeah and i can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:29well at least i don't pose in my tighty-whities for money
00:11:32you have to grow up before you can run out business
00:11:37and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match
00:11:42we hate each other
00:11:43at least i do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:45i see
00:11:46there's something uncommon already
00:11:48look you know
00:11:49my wife and i we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy when we first met
00:11:59i know you're probably thinking i'm just some old fool huh but
00:12:03i learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:09yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:11as if
00:12:12romulus isn't there another way
00:12:14i don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:19well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:31what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine
00:12:37fine
00:12:38i'll do it
00:12:40for betsy
00:12:42well angelo
00:12:46it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose the business
00:12:55and you're also gonna lose
00:12:57your inheritance
00:12:58what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it
00:13:03fine
00:13:03i'll do it
00:13:04now let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already
00:13:10drafted the contract
00:13:11and
00:13:11son we are gonna need some
00:13:13champagne
00:13:14right
00:13:15right in my mind
00:13:16yeah
00:13:16try and make yourself look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me
00:13:27and i'll tell you it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:13:30i hope the hollywood ball's not booked
00:13:33anyway
00:13:34uh you must move in together immediately
00:13:36avoid any suspicion you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:13:42but
00:13:42well it can't do any good if word got out to the public right
00:13:46that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:48are we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute
00:14:13salute
00:14:13to the new couple
00:14:15so
00:14:24your place or mine
00:14:27i'm not staying at a doghouse
00:14:29fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:32so this is michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum in here
00:14:46a michelangelo museum
00:14:49ugh
00:14:50whoa
00:15:04what's what's this
00:15:06put it in the trash
00:15:07this isn't trash
00:15:08these are my sisters
00:15:09she's an artist
00:15:10so put them in your room
00:15:12i said you could live here not decorate
00:15:14oh i'm sorry
00:15:15oh i'm sorry
00:15:15is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:17that's man thong
00:15:19it's trademarked
00:15:20look i gotta go meet somebody
00:15:26if this isn't cleaned up by the time i get back
00:15:28we're doing it all in the fireplace
00:15:29it's electric
00:15:31oh by the way
00:15:37this is gonna work
00:15:39you might want to start wearing that
00:15:41gee thanks
00:15:45welcome
00:15:45you're getting married
00:15:54shh betsy
00:15:56don't tell the whole world
00:15:57sorry amelia
00:15:59it's just
00:15:59it's not like you
00:16:02you're saying we're
00:16:03reserved
00:16:05safe
00:16:06like i always talk
00:16:08well
00:16:11things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:14and besides
00:16:16michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:19so i'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:21michelangelo
00:16:22the ninja turtle
00:16:25no
00:16:26michelangelo
00:16:28dino valino
00:16:29maybe you've heard of him
00:16:31michelangelo
00:16:32dino valino
00:16:33shh
00:16:34like start a hundred canceled bravo shows
00:16:42how did you even meet
00:16:43his dad is one of my clients
00:16:45it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:50he's so toxic
00:16:54speak of the devil
00:16:56oh yeah
00:16:59you know that's probably an old issue
00:17:02this is a doctor's office
00:17:04amelia
00:17:07betsy carlile
00:17:09doctor's ready
00:17:11we'll talk about this later
00:17:14ready to go out baby
00:17:37we're already wet
00:17:40where did that come from
00:17:58nice place
00:18:10i love the artwork
00:18:12thanks
00:18:26thanks
00:18:27finally
00:18:28i love the movie
00:18:29i love the movie
00:18:29good taste
00:18:30oh i'm good
00:18:33we had plenty at dinner
00:18:35more for me
00:18:36you know
00:18:41if you like it down here
00:18:42you should see the bed
00:18:44who are you
00:18:57who are you
00:18:58who are you
00:18:59chantel this is
00:19:01amelia
00:19:02my roommate
00:19:04whatever
00:19:05whatever
00:19:07can you guys just keep it down
00:19:08i have work
00:19:09tomorrow morning
00:19:10this is my house
00:19:12we will be as loud as we want to be
00:19:15scream at the top of our lungs
00:19:17you've got to be kidding me
00:19:20what's wrong dog walker
00:19:22he's jealous
00:19:23jealous
00:19:25i'm not jealous
00:19:26sweet dreams
00:19:30i can't believe he said i was jealous
00:19:38how could i ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:19:41even if he is kind of hot
00:19:44see you later
00:20:03and um
00:20:05don't worry about last night
00:20:07sorry
00:20:08i had one too many to drink it
00:20:10it won't happen again
00:20:11better not
00:20:12how's the hangover
00:20:25roomie
00:20:26not now
00:20:27my head's killing me
00:20:28we need to talk about last night
00:20:30no
00:20:30what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:33i don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:37monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:39but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:42and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:45fine i'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:48my sister needs this money michelangelo
00:20:52and if the paparazzi find out about this then the contract is violated
00:20:56then neither of us get what we want
00:20:57yeah no shit
00:20:58i'm serious
00:21:00don't screw this up
00:21:02i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager
00:21:06i know what i'm doing
00:21:07dog walker
00:21:08and just so we're clear
00:21:10i will fuck whoever i want
00:21:12whenever i want
00:21:13wherever i want
00:21:14fine
00:21:16do whatever you want
00:21:17sorry
00:21:19it's a bit harsh
00:21:21just really
00:21:22hung over
00:21:25that could have gone better
00:21:28you know you don't have to keep working amelia
00:21:38you're rich now
00:21:39i know
00:21:40i like it
00:21:42ah it's good to hear
00:21:43you know i just hope that
00:21:44your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:21:47tell me uh
00:21:48how are things going between the two of you
00:21:51huh
00:21:51oh
00:21:52fine
00:21:52yeah
00:21:53we're still getting to know each other
00:21:55all right
00:21:56well give him time all right
00:21:57oh and listen
00:21:59he is not as bad as tmz says all right
00:22:02look i
00:22:02i promise
00:22:03i wouldn't be so sure
00:22:05yeah
00:22:06you're right
00:22:07well we'll see you later
00:22:09yeah
00:22:10come on gucci
00:22:11come on
00:22:12bye gucci
00:22:13hey amelia
00:22:17hey jake
00:22:18gucci no
00:22:21royce
00:22:21say bad dog but
00:22:25i'm not actually mad about this
00:22:26nice to see you up close for once
00:22:29yeah
00:22:30same here
00:22:31sorry gucci's um
00:22:40a bit crazy
00:22:41his whole family actually
00:22:43all these rich people are nuts
00:22:45i should make a reality show
00:22:48little dog owners of beverly hills
00:22:50do you want to walk together
00:22:53let these two get to know each other
00:22:55yeah
00:22:57i'd like to
00:22:58so
00:23:04how long have you been a dog walker
00:23:06a couple months
00:23:07i like it
00:23:09i had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:23:11barista
00:23:12booper driver
00:23:14delivery guy
00:23:16movie extra
00:23:17you were in a movie
00:23:18actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:23:20just trying to impress you
00:23:22how about you
00:23:24how long you been doing this
00:23:26i don't know
00:23:27my whole life i guess
00:23:28it started as a summer job
00:23:30and
00:23:30then i turned it into my own business
00:23:32i want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:35wow
00:23:36i guess you really like dogs
00:23:38well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:41if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:46my band's playing at the echoplex tonight
00:23:48do you want to go
00:23:50i kind of have to admit i
00:23:53had a crush on you
00:23:55you did
00:23:57yeah
00:23:58i still do
00:24:01he's cute
00:24:05i wish he'd asked me out before i got legally engaged
00:24:08then again
00:24:09that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:12i'd love to go to the concert
00:24:16hell yeah
00:24:18i mean uh
00:24:20regular
00:24:21yeah
00:24:22i know it's risky
00:24:25but
00:24:26i'm not a socialite like michelangelo
00:24:28i won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:31hey what's your ring
00:24:34um
00:24:36it's
00:24:37just a class ring
00:24:39from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:43public schools
00:24:45am i right
00:24:46i mean it kind of
00:24:53looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me?
00:24:56engaged?
00:24:57no
00:24:57are you kidding?
00:24:58i'm 24
00:24:59i'm practically still a baby
00:25:00i mean i should be
00:25:01wearing diapers
00:25:03crawling around
00:25:04drooling
00:25:05nope
00:25:05single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:08royce pooped
00:25:13i should pick it up
00:25:15where?
00:25:15i don't see it
00:25:16just
00:25:16over there
00:25:18come on
00:25:20do i have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28you want to be ceo
00:25:30you gotta look the part
00:25:31you mean like
00:25:32you look like willy walker
00:25:33without the chocolate factory
00:25:34very funny
00:25:37you know i'm retiring next year
00:25:39yes i know
00:25:39yeah that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:25:44you'll be my extra hands
00:25:45and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can i get starbucks first?
00:25:48fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:50wow
00:25:59oh my goodness
00:26:03are you okay?
00:26:05hi i'm michelangelo
00:26:07you're engaged remember
00:26:13and
00:26:16this is our new palette
00:26:17it's
00:26:19matt's collection
00:26:20he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice
00:26:22um
00:26:23but yeah
00:26:25that's
00:26:26the presentation
00:26:27from me
00:26:28michelangelo
00:26:30what dad?
00:26:39what a day dad
00:26:40it's not even lunch time yet
00:26:42look at you
00:26:43you got so lazy
00:26:44just sitting around
00:26:44taking pictures of yourself
00:26:46all the time
00:26:46just stick with it
00:26:48will you kid?
00:26:50hard work does pay off
00:26:51let me just look at amelia
00:26:52what about her?
00:26:55she comes from nothing son
00:26:56nobody taught her
00:26:57how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard
00:26:59and now
00:27:00well now she earns money
00:27:02doing what she loves
00:27:03i guess that's impressive
00:27:05yeah see
00:27:06see it is
00:27:07i hope she rubs off
00:27:08on you a little
00:27:08you know
00:27:09i just hope i don't
00:27:11get that uptight
00:27:12break's over
00:27:19break's over
00:27:19well not too bad
00:27:36one day down
00:27:38forty more years to go
00:27:40now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home
00:27:45with amelia
00:27:46you talk about
00:27:47the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together
00:27:50comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and i
00:27:53used to do
00:27:54you know i'm thinking
00:27:56it's time for the world
00:27:58to meet
00:27:59amelia
00:28:00tonight
00:28:02tonight
00:28:04shit
00:28:05when am i gonna tell
00:28:07chantelle
00:28:07i promise we'd netflix
00:28:08and bang tonight
00:28:09the la zoo fundraiser
00:28:11lights camera
00:28:12red carpet
00:28:13perfect time to announce
00:28:14our lovely new addition
00:28:15don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon dad i mean
00:28:22we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter
00:28:24you're getting along
00:28:27aren't you
00:28:27yeah
00:28:28yeah
00:28:28just really starting to
00:28:30warm up to each other
00:28:31all right
00:28:32so it's all settled
00:28:33i'll see you at eight o'clock
00:28:34tonight
00:28:35in the limo
00:28:36and
00:28:36don't be late
00:28:37why dad
00:28:42so remind me
00:28:55why are we getting makeovers
00:28:57done again
00:28:57because i want to do
00:28:59something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister
00:29:01and
00:29:03and
00:29:04you know i never splurge
00:29:06on stuff like this
00:29:07but since i'm part of the
00:29:09dina lavino family now
00:29:10i think i can afford to
00:29:12let my hair down
00:29:13you better not let that
00:29:14hair down
00:29:15sorry
00:29:16just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there
00:29:25i'm coming out
00:29:27that bad
00:29:37i've never seen a dog walker
00:29:41look this hot
00:29:43buy that dress
00:29:44asap
00:29:45leave me alone
00:29:50party boy
00:29:51i've got my own function
00:29:52tonight
00:29:53you
00:29:54you
00:29:55you
00:29:57you
00:29:58you
00:29:59you
00:30:03you
00:30:05you
00:30:06what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself thanks
00:30:32did you forget my name no it's just something different did you change your hair why do you
00:30:43care the man whore house is yours tonight i'm going out i just forgot my charger awesome thanks
00:30:49i'm taking this wait i've been calling you we're supposed to go to a fundraiser i told you i'm busy
00:30:58hold on amelia
00:31:02all right hey look who's right on time nice where's amelia she's sick she can't make it
00:31:19whoa whoa whoa whoa no if your fiance is sick you know you can't go out and party
00:31:23yeah you gotta stay home with her give her some give her some nice soup
00:31:28i'll catch both of you for the next one tell amelia that i hope she feels better soon
00:31:33poor thing okay dad see you in the office
00:31:37stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover i'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:31:48hey it's michael and lord dino levino you still track people
00:31:59wow amelia hi
00:32:17you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog
00:32:23sorry i don't come to concerts often i kind of panicked
00:32:27no worries i should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place
00:32:32yeah but you're drinking for free tonight
00:32:34talk to the bartender
00:32:36wow the ip treatment
00:32:38you look like
00:32:39thanks jake
00:32:41hey lover boy we're on
00:32:45gotta go find me in the green room after
00:32:50hope you like it
00:32:52break a leg
00:32:53love you
00:32:53rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:33:16good nothing from michelangelo maybe he's learned his lesson
00:33:29one more please
00:33:32but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:33:38jake you guys are great
00:33:47you really think so
00:33:50i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:33:53the who
00:33:54you don't know the strokes
00:33:57are they older
00:34:00i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:34:03it's alright
00:34:05lots of stuff to energy see too
00:34:07you want something to drink
00:34:09yeah
00:34:10thank you
00:34:11so
00:34:17when did you learn how to play guitar
00:34:19since i was 13
00:34:22played in bands all through high school and college but
00:34:25i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:34:27that's awesome
00:34:29when i get my record deal i can finally quit my job
00:34:32focus on music full time
00:34:34you're gonna quit dog walking
00:34:36i thought you liked it
00:34:38i do but
00:34:40it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:34:42i don't even like dogs that much
00:34:44i'm more of a cat person
00:34:46a cat person
00:34:48who doesn't like dogs
00:34:52even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:34:54i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:34:56i just want to relax
00:34:59have a good time
00:35:00you're beautiful you know that
00:35:03i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:35:07now i'm not sure
00:35:09we have nothing in common
00:35:10is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty
00:35:13what the heck
00:35:17i'm tipsy
00:35:18and he's cute
00:35:19michelangelo had his thumb
00:35:21now i can have mine
00:35:22looks like someone needs obedience
00:35:38what's going on?
00:35:40that's michelangelo dina lavino
00:35:42the nepo baby underwear model
00:35:44he's not
00:35:45you coming with me dog walker
00:35:47don't make me get the leash
00:35:49what the hell michelangelo
00:35:51back off dude
00:35:52back off
00:35:53grubby little hipster
00:35:55she's my fiance
00:35:56so that was an engagement ring
00:35:58jake i can explain
00:36:00let's go
00:36:02i'm really sorry jake
00:36:05i'm not jake
00:36:06this
00:36:12is for making me uber
00:36:14all the way to fucking silver lake
00:36:15and this is for making me listen to Andy
00:36:19i can't believe you did that
00:36:26after your high and mighty speech
00:36:27you're such a hypocrite
00:36:28yeah well i don't have the paparazzi
00:36:30following me around
00:36:31just an italian american psycho
00:36:33i'm not following you around
00:36:36you know what i get it
00:36:38you saw me with chantelle last night
00:36:39and now you're jealous
00:36:41me jealous?
00:36:43did you see the way that you were acting around jake?
00:36:46like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:36:48i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick
00:36:51i have a name
00:36:52wait what are you doing?
00:36:54that is an original
00:36:55i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:36:57oh fine
00:36:59i'll just hop in my time machine
00:37:00go back to ancient Rome
00:37:01and get another one
00:37:02i don't care about your art
00:37:03your money
00:37:04your stupid mansion
00:37:05you're treating me
00:37:06like shit
00:37:06that's from the renaissance
00:37:09you are history's worst nightmare
00:37:11i tried to make this work with you
00:37:12we signed a contract
00:37:13for an arranged marriage
00:37:15did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19you are such a simpleton
00:37:20wait wait wait wait
00:37:24wait ...
00:37:25well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:37:27i tried to get along with you
00:37:28you brought this onto yourself
00:37:30i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:37:32right back at you
00:37:33i fucking hate you
00:37:35I fucking hate you more
00:37:37Let's go.
00:38:37Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:38:51Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:07We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:39:13Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:19I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:39:27Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:29Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:35Well, you look great.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:51So...
00:39:53Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:55Wait.
00:39:57For the first time?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:03Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:11And...
00:40:13How was it?
00:40:15Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually...
00:40:21It was the best sex I ever had?
00:40:23Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:27I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:31Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:36I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:41I feel like...
00:40:42Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:40:46You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:52Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean...
00:40:55That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:00Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:15I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:17Weird.
00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:24What was that about?
00:41:25Must be the hangover.
00:41:26Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:27Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:28What was that about?
00:41:29Must be the hangover.
00:41:30Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:31Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:33Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:41:34I can't make it tonight.
00:41:36I can't make it tonight.
00:41:37Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker before I got the hangover?
00:41:38Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker and then?
00:41:40What's that about?
00:41:41No.
00:41:42No problem.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44No problem.
00:41:45What's that about?
00:41:46No problem.
00:41:47No problem.
00:41:48No problem.
00:41:49No problem.
00:41:50Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:42:01I can't make it tonight.
00:42:06Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:20Hey.
00:42:34Hi.
00:42:36We should talk about this.
00:42:42I'm not very good with words.
00:42:44Me neither.
00:42:44But last night I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18And frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:35What happened to dog walker?
00:43:36I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why, that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:06You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:22Amelia.
00:44:23Please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:28So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:38I know.
00:45:00I know.
00:45:03I know.
00:45:07so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's superyant if you think that's funny just wait till the
00:45:29next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:34you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:54i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:46:03together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going good yeah but the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you
00:46:42about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:46:54dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us
00:47:01together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god my actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:08dina volino i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to
00:47:16talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to hang in the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly
00:47:54to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure but i mean you
00:48:01know dogs more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic
00:48:07date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with
00:48:42your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if you never get a
00:48:55chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my
00:49:04little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:39gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into
00:50:01okay this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:50:06what else is in the bag just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian
00:50:12dinner you can cook
00:50:14that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:50:37making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:41no my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:40my parents died in a car accident
00:51:43when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you
00:52:41i mean that i have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:23too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh
00:53:31could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:49huh
00:53:49let's try it
00:53:51come on
00:53:52oh yeah now here's a
00:53:54here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:56just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding
00:54:10right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play
00:54:21right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood
00:54:24oh
00:54:24well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty room for cold play
00:54:32huh
00:54:32dad
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding
00:54:36like this
00:54:37what
00:54:37something wrong with
00:54:38Amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:42it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but we cannot
00:54:47have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's
00:54:49our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:52i think it'd make it
00:54:53uncomfortable
00:54:54wow
00:54:56i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point
00:55:00dad
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:55:10with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:22all right
00:55:23all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:25then i cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small
00:55:29intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with
00:55:31cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured
00:56:05in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings
00:56:11to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:21no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him into
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:10he's not that bad
00:57:12i kinda like him
00:57:15yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:29you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:53what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:58:00maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03just give him a chance
00:58:06fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:11you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:25of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:37right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:39i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10betsy
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Dom Perignon
00:59:26amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:28yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:45can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
01:00:02you've hardly touched your food
01:00:12it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind
01:00:29fire away
01:00:31so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:38but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:48what about her career
01:00:50are you gonna support her
01:00:51or kids
01:00:53what's your stance on that
01:00:53or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo
01:01:09that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met you
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:37are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:47why don't we all just
01:01:49calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:52no
01:01:53she's alone and miserable
01:01:55and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what
01:02:06you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister
01:02:09she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too
01:02:18and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:22i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her
01:02:30she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you
01:02:35a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him
01:02:46he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:02i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:07emilia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:14but
01:03:15you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:21but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:25we can talk about it on the road
01:03:27get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:37by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:44i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:51we're
01:03:52liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:14it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:20what
01:04:22what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08it's great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:23do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:26i'm
01:05:26sorry
01:05:27chantel
01:05:29i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:35i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:05:55i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:01i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:04i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:06i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:07i'll be right there
01:06:09Amelia
01:06:14hi dad
01:06:16gucci's gone
01:06:19i'll be right there
01:06:21romulus
01:06:30what hold on
01:06:31oh
01:06:32well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:49right
01:06:49good thanks
01:06:52gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:57gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey where's becalangelo
01:07:04huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:06oh um he's
01:07:08sorry i'm late dad
01:07:10where were you
01:07:12i had to stop for late night delivery at mastrionis
01:07:14it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:19smart move dude
01:07:21here ladies
01:07:22take a piece of this prosciutto
01:07:24yeah that's it
01:07:25give me the urc
01:07:30gucci
01:07:41we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:51we're never gonna find him
01:07:55don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:57keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:59see they're not gonna kill us
01:08:03i do have to admit though
01:08:05i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:07he's really there for his dad
01:08:10he's really there for his dad
01:08:10his dad's dog
01:08:12so you approve now
01:08:15they didn't say that
01:08:16gucci
01:08:20gucci
01:08:22gucci my boy's back
01:08:25my boy's back
01:08:25gucci
01:08:33gucci
01:08:37gucci
01:08:40I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:06Please?
01:09:06Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:13Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:24Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:32and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:36I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:44Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:54I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:08You're not? What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:16I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:10:25I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:30Dad.
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:35But why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:47But because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contracts null and void.
01:10:56Amelia, where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:17You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:06Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:17And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:40I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:12Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:14:39It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:46Me too.
01:14:49Oh, wow.
01:14:51It's a class.
01:14:55She resembles me so tragic.
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