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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience to school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29He's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care! That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at him.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait, what are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion!
00:01:13You're treating me like shit!
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you!
00:01:20We signed a contract!
00:01:21For an arranged marriage!
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton!
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:35I tried to get along with you!
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself!
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:39Right back at you!
00:01:41I fucking hate you!
00:01:43I hate you!
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:45I hate you more!
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again!
00:02:12To be fair, we thought I was legal.
00:02:14Maybe we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci!
00:02:33Good boy!
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:41Come on, Gucci!
00:02:42Let's go!
00:02:43You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:45It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:49The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:50I make my own money.
00:02:51Oh, you see, see.
00:02:52Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:53Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:54I am the spokesperson for Man Thumb.
00:02:55That means free underwear for life.
00:02:56For life.
00:02:57Some parents will be proud.
00:02:58Yeah!
00:02:59Other parents will be proud.
00:03:00Yeah.
00:03:01on me reflects on the company that your mother and i built with our bare hands the same one that
00:03:07pays for your ridiculous lifestyle i make my own money oh you see see underwear modeling lord i am
00:03:16the spokesperson for man thumb that means free underwear for life for life some parents will be
00:03:22proud yeah other parents will be prouder if you went to your real job now and then you are next
00:03:28up to be ceo at denovolino cosmetics now can i give you that job if you keep acting like a kardashian
00:03:36huh don't forget the meeting this afternoon all right and don't be late
00:03:41bye dad
00:03:44excuse me
00:03:55why won't michelangelo just grow up huh he needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl
00:04:12good one romulus
00:04:17these are great
00:04:35i still don't have what i'm looking for do you guys mind staying a little longer
00:04:40no problem cool let's take five and then i want to see you on that leopard print
00:04:45hi michelangelo
00:04:52chantal nice to meet you i couldn't notice how hot you are i've got tickets to the premiere
00:05:01hold that thought
00:05:04hey dad
00:05:07where the hell were you
00:05:09dad i'm in a photo shoot
00:05:12you're supposed to be at the office
00:05:15geppetto came here all the way from milano
00:05:17i can meet him later
00:05:19now it's too late he's back on the plane again
00:05:21well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:05:23michelangelo you are 31 years old
00:05:26you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager you could be running
00:05:29the world's largest cosmetic company right now
00:05:32you interned you you went to business school you
00:05:35you have potential okay but you say you want to be
00:05:39the ceo well you're gonna have to prove it because so far
00:05:42i ain't seen the ante from you
00:05:50hey you okay yeah um but i'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me
00:06:06so it's a really rare form of cancer
00:06:17luckily my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20oh my god there is an experimental treatment
00:06:25but it's really expensive and my insurance doesn't cover it
00:06:30don't worry about that i have money saved
00:06:34i'll find the rest we will figure this out okay we're going to get through this
00:06:38together thank you
00:06:53oh ciao gucci did she have a good one
00:06:59what's wrong
00:07:07i'm sorry this no no forget about it i'm sorry about your sister
00:07:12the treatments are just really expensive i have a savings for my doggy daycare my dream but
00:07:19it's only enough for one treatment and who knows how many she's gonna need betsy practically raised us
00:07:29after our parents passed i would do anything for her
00:07:35amelia i think i might know how to get you that money you do
00:07:40come back tonight and make something nice
00:07:58oh amelia you look bellissima
00:08:01i have someone i want you to meet
00:08:10are they from italy yes
00:08:13wow yes of course everything's from italy here
00:08:16well amelia meet michelangelo on my side
00:08:21i believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:24mm-hmm
00:08:25yeah aren't you the cleaning lady i'm a dog walker
00:08:29don't be so defensive
00:08:32i wasn't
00:08:37well i suppose i'll let you two get acquainted i have some unfinished business to do
00:08:42why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:55do you want to do me a favor
00:09:01what exactly
00:09:03how does it look
00:09:11not half bad
00:09:13i mean it's fine whatever
00:09:19let's do some sexy ones okay
00:09:22or not i don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:25you work for my dad you have to do what i say
00:09:28you don't look like romulus to me
00:09:29just a few more pictures i'm not here to update your tinder profile
00:09:34i don't need tinder i'm an underwear model my dms are flooded like florida in a hurricane
00:09:41whatever
00:09:46pour me another
00:09:48i told you
00:09:48now
00:09:59see dog walker
00:10:01that wasn't so hard
00:10:05what the
00:10:05fuck
00:10:07this is
00:10:07fucking prada
00:10:13asshole
00:10:14you crazy bitch
00:10:18amelia whoa
00:10:20what's wrong
00:10:21i asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:25i'm sorry romulus but your son is a prick i'm going to be leaving
00:10:28no no please i apologize
00:10:30my son he's just immature
00:10:32all right and that's why i invited you
00:10:35put forward it
00:10:37please all right
00:10:38just have a seat all right and i promise
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night won't you son
00:10:43so emilia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:50cancer
00:10:52and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay
00:11:00i want the business
00:11:03i think we can uh
00:11:05make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:10what kind of deal
00:11:12well it's nothing crazy
00:11:15no
00:11:16you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:19what
00:11:19what
00:11:21what
00:11:22romulus
00:11:23what are you saying i can't marry the male paris hilton
00:11:26yeah and i can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:30well at least i don't pose in my tidy whities for money
00:11:35you have to grow up before you can run our business and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match we hate each other at least i do obviously
00:11:45see there's something uncommon already look you know
00:11:50my wife and i we were opposites
00:11:53we were like pizza and hawaiian pizza
00:11:57she sure drove me crazy when we first met
00:12:01i know you're probably thinking i'm just some old fool huh but
00:12:04i learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:07you two have chemistry
00:12:09yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:13isn't there another way i don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:20well you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:34what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine i'll do it for betsy
00:12:45well angelo it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:12:53then you're gonna lose the business and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:12:58what the hell dad
00:13:02fuck it fine i'll do it
00:13:05now let's just go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already drafted the contract
00:13:11son we're gonna need some champagne
00:13:15i read my mark
00:13:16yeah try and make yourself look decent
00:13:21you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me
00:13:27and i'll tell you it's going to be a big one for the ages too
00:13:31i hope the hollywood bowl's not booked
00:13:33anyway
00:13:34you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage but
00:13:42well it can't do any good if word got out to the public right
00:13:46that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:49are we agreed
00:13:51sure
00:13:52all right sign in
00:14:06so
00:14:12salute to the new couple
00:14:24so your place or mine
00:14:27i'm not staying at a dog house
00:14:29fine then we'll stay at yours
00:14:36so this is michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum in here
00:14:47michelangelo museum
00:14:56what was this put it in the trash
00:15:07this isn't trash these are my sisters she's an artist
00:15:10so put them in your room i said you could live here not decorate
00:15:13oh i'm sorry is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:17that's man thong it's trademarked
00:15:24look i gotta go meet somebody if this isn't cleaned up by the time i get back
00:15:27we're throwing it all in the fireplace it's electric
00:15:31oh by the way this is gonna work you might want to start wearing that
00:15:41you're getting married
00:15:54Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57I'm sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:00This isn't like you.
00:16:02You're saying we're... reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:21Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:26Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Villino? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo Dino Villino?
00:16:33Shhh!
00:16:38Socialite Animal? How do you start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so... toxic.
00:16:54Speak of the devil.
00:16:56Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:04Amelia.
00:17:07Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:10Doctor's ready.
00:17:12We'll talk about this later.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:36Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:37We're already wet.
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:56Where did that come from?
00:17:58Nice place.
00:17:59I love the artwork.
00:18:00Thanks.
00:18:01Finally.
00:18:02Ooh, good taste.
00:18:03Nice place.
00:18:04I love the artwork.
00:18:05Thanks.
00:18:06Finally.
00:18:07Ooh, good taste.
00:18:08No, I'm good.
00:18:09You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:10More for me.
00:18:11I'm good.
00:18:12I'm good.
00:18:13You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:14More for me.
00:18:15You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bed.
00:18:17I'm good.
00:18:18I'm good.
00:18:19I'm good.
00:18:20I'm good.
00:18:21I'm good.
00:18:22I'm good.
00:18:23I'm good.
00:18:24I'm good.
00:18:25I'm good.
00:18:26I'm good.
00:18:27I'm good.
00:18:28I'm good.
00:18:29I'm good.
00:18:30I'm good.
00:18:31I'm good.
00:18:32I'm good.
00:18:33I'm good.
00:18:34You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:36You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bed room.
00:18:56Who are you?
00:18:57Chantel.
00:18:58Who are you?
00:18:59Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:05Whatever.
00:19:06Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:17You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22Who's jealous?
00:19:23Jealous?
00:19:24I'm not jealous.
00:19:26Sweet dreams.
00:19:27I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:28How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:29Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:33I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:34How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:36Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:38See you later.
00:19:39And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:41Sorry.
00:19:42I had one too many to drink.
00:19:43It won't happen again.
00:19:44It won't happen again.
00:19:45You better not.
00:19:46I had one too many to drink.
00:19:47It won't happen again.
00:19:48You better not.
00:19:49I had one too many to drink.
00:19:50I had one too many to drink.
00:19:51It won't happen again.
00:19:52I had one too many to drink.
00:19:53I had one too many to drink.
00:19:54It won't happen again.
00:19:55I had one too many to drink.
00:19:56It won't happen again.
00:19:57You better not.
00:19:59You got 2 touch.
00:20:06One too many to drink.
00:20:08Have one too many to drink.
00:20:09I had one too many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:19How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:22Not now.
00:20:25My head is killing me.
00:20:27No, my head's killing me.
00:20:29We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing
00:20:40that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night
00:20:44that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:49My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this,
00:20:54then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:01Don't screw this up.
00:21:03I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want,
00:21:12whenever I want, wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine, do whatever you want.
00:21:19Sorry, it's a bit harsh, just really hung over.
00:21:26That could have gone better.
00:21:29Hey, baby.
00:21:33You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:37You're rich now.
00:21:39I know, I like it.
00:21:41Oh, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine, yeah.
00:21:53We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right, well, give him time, all right?
00:21:57Oh, and listen, he is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:01Look, I promise.
00:22:03I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah, you're right.
00:22:07Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Yeah, yeah.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Bye, Gooch.
00:22:15Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:19Gucci, no!
00:22:20Oh, Royce!
00:22:21It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:26It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:28Yeah, same here.
00:22:38Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:48A little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:58I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:11Barista, Uber driver, delivery guy, movie extra.
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:37I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:41If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:47My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:51I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:54You did?
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:56I still do.
00:23:57He's cute.
00:23:58I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:59Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:01I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:02Hell yeah.
00:24:03I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:05I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:06I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:32Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:34um it's just a class ring from high school looks pretty big it was a big school public schools
00:24:45am i right
00:24:46i mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring me engaged no are you kidding i'm 24 i'm practically
00:24:59still a baby i mean i should be wearing diapers crawling around drooling nope single and ready
00:25:06to mingle okay
00:25:08royce pooped i should pick it up where i don't see it just over there
00:25:17do i have to wear a suit every day of course it's an office you want to be ceo
00:25:29you gotta look the part you mean like you look like willy wonka without the chocolate factory
00:25:34very funny you know i'm retiring next year yes i know yeah that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente so today you're gonna be my shadow you'll be my extra hands and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can i get starbucks first fuck no come on dad
00:25:49wow
00:25:59oh my goodness are you okay hi i'm michelangelo
00:26:07you're engaged remember and this is our new palette it's matt's collection he really
00:26:20liked these colors so we did them twice
00:26:22um but yeah that's presentation for me michelangelo
00:26:29what dad
00:26:37what a day dad it's not even lunchtime yet look at you you got so lazy just sitting
00:26:44around taking pictures of yourself all the time
00:26:46just stick with it will you kid hard work does pay off let me just look at amelia
00:26:52what about her she comes from nothing son nobody taught her how to run a business
00:26:58but she just worked hard and now well now she earns money doing what she loves
00:27:02i guess that's impressive yeah see see it is i hope she rubs off on you a little you know
00:27:09i just hope i don't get that uptight
00:27:16break's over
00:27:24well not too bad huh one day down
00:27:37forty more years to go
00:27:44now this is the time when you go home with amelia you talk about the day's work raise you closer
00:27:49together comfort each other just like your mom and i used to do
00:27:55you know i'm thinking it's time for the world to meet amelia
00:28:02tonight tonight
00:28:04shit when am i gonna tell chantelle i promise we netflix a bang tonight
00:28:09the la zoo fundraiser
00:28:11lights camera red carpet
00:28:13perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the team
00:28:16for dinner now
00:28:19don't you think it's a bit soon dad i mean we just signed the contract
00:28:23and i'll tell you what's the matter
00:28:25what's the matter
00:28:26you're getting along aren't you
00:28:27yeah yeah we're just really starting to warm up to each other
00:28:30all right so it's all settled i'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late
00:28:37what's the matter
00:28:40why dad
00:28:41why dad
00:28:42so remind me why are we getting makeovers done again because I want to do something nice for my
00:29:00favorite big sister and and you know I never splurge on stuff like this but since I'm part
00:29:08of the Dina Lovino family now I think I can afford to let my hair down you better not let that hair
00:29:14down sorry just an expression how's it going in there I'm coming out
00:29:26that bad I've never seen a dog walker look this hot buy that dress ASAP
00:29:45leave me alone party boy I've got my own function tonight
00:29:56so
00:30:03yeah
00:30:05yeah
00:30:06yeah
00:30:11yeah
00:30:13yeah
00:30:16yeah
00:30:17yeah
00:30:21What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:34Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:45I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:51I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:43Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IQ treatment.
00:32:38You look like one.
00:32:40Thanks, Jamie.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:45Gotta go.
00:32:48Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, baby.
00:32:53Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want, babe.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:25Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Okay.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:05Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:07You want something to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:47Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:02I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy.
00:35:18He's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40Is Michelangelo Dina Lovino the Nepo Baby underwear model?
00:35:44He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:55So that was an engagement ring.
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:37You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:50I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:57Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:18You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I don't know.
00:37:45But as I wanted to do that, I don't know if I want to do that.
00:38:54Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:02Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I don't know.
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:09We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:13Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:35Well, you look great.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:50So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:24Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:36I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposite to track.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:06Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:15I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:20What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:46Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:16I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18And frankly, so would I.
00:43:19Emily, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:21Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:37I have a confession to make.
00:43:40Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:43:47but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:51Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:56I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:06You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:12Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:21Amelia, please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:28So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:38I think I want to be true.
00:45:04I don't know.
00:45:04so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:45:31espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:43thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:45:57we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:35look the other night was kind of
00:46:38crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo di navolino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry
00:47:11i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:37wow
00:47:39that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved her ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:51oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci?
00:47:59sure
00:47:59but i mean
00:48:00dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:08at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:11it's all set
00:48:12now
00:48:13go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:29you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:37that's okay
00:48:39that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:48:42dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:51what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:55have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:16just wait and see
00:49:18grazie
00:49:27have a good night
00:49:28mr. de novolino
00:49:29what's that?
00:49:37special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:39gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:50i thought you were off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into it
00:50:01i'm kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:04why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:50:06what else is in the back?
00:50:08just some imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook?
00:50:15that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this?
00:50:35i can't cook at all
00:50:36making italian food
00:50:38is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:39did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:45i've never told a girl about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:03and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:11i still have all of her recipes here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:57your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:16or am i really falling for him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:24hey
00:52:33hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41me and dad have been warning me i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:07love you too
00:53:16sorry
00:53:19reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:35look who's here
00:53:42hey my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48look at this right here
00:53:48huh
00:53:49let's try it on
00:53:51oh yeah now here's a
00:53:54here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:04all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:07we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17and he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play right
00:54:21dad
00:54:21we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24oh
00:54:25well all right
00:54:27then we'll book the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty of room for cold play
00:54:31huh
00:54:32dad
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36why
00:54:37something wrong with
00:54:38familia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:41it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but
00:54:45we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's
00:54:49our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:51i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:53wow
00:54:55i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:21all right all right
00:55:23change of deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:26all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding with cold play
00:55:32no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:43it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:49i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:01i wasn't expecting it
00:56:03i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:06it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:21yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:24amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:40that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:11i kind of like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:16that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:29you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:57:45emilia
00:57:45if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:19thank you for making dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:32you know that betsy
00:58:34is the most important person
00:58:36in the world to me
00:58:36right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me
00:58:41that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17uh
00:59:18michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off
00:59:23with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Domperion
00:59:25Amelia said that's the year
00:59:27that you were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much
00:59:35on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich
01:00:16for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:18so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:30so i know you two have been having your fun
01:00:36um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to be like that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:59betsy
01:01:00betsy
01:01:01look i know i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything
01:01:09see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:14we don't know
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:25and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:35she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:42why don't we all just calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:01:52no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:05you know what you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her
01:02:29she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:38it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:43don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:46shut the fuck up
01:02:47you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:54we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06emilia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it on the road
01:03:26get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31play low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:40i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:50we're liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:19what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:22do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:25i'm sorry
01:05:27i thought i wanted this
01:05:31i thought i wanted this
01:05:33but i don't
01:05:34i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:36i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:05:55i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:00i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:03amelia
01:06:14hi dad
01:06:16gucci's gone
01:06:18i'll be right there
01:06:21but
01:06:23romulus
01:06:30well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house and all of a sudden
01:06:38he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:40i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48right
01:06:49good thanks
01:06:52gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:56gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:03where's michalangelo
01:07:03huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:06oh um he's
01:07:08sorry i'm late dad
01:07:09where were you
01:07:11i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:14it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:19Smart move. Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here, that's it.
01:07:29Give me the irk.
01:07:40Gucci!
01:07:42He's hopeless. We've been looking for him all night long. We're never gonna find him.
01:07:54Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure. Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:01See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:03I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:08He's really there for his dad. His dad's dog.
01:08:13So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:18Gucci!
01:08:22Gucci! My boy's back!
01:08:25Oh, my God.
01:08:33Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you. A little.
01:08:53It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia...
01:09:02Can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:09Amelia...
01:09:11Can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:16Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:48And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:52You're not one.
01:09:54I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:10:01I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:03I'm not.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:07You're not? What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:16I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad...
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:33I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:42And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:47But because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contracts null and void.
01:11:03Amelia.
01:11:05Where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:32You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:35And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:38Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:43All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:05Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:09It was worth a try.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:35And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:37Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia.
01:12:45Even though we're far from a perfect couple,
01:12:48we're perfect together.
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time,
01:12:55and not just about dogs.
01:12:57I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:01I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:24Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:35I love you so much.
01:13:36I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:54Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11Ti amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:31Thanks.
01:14:33I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy.
01:14:41You know, given my sister.
01:14:42But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:45Me too.
01:14:47Woo!
01:14:48Woo-hoo!
01:14:50Wow.
01:14:51Wow.
01:14:54Wow.
01:14:56Woo!
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