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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Oh, wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:32I tried to get along with you.
00:01:33You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:34I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:35Right back at you.
00:01:36I fucking hate you.
00:01:37I fucking hate you.
00:01:38I fucking hate you more.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, when we thought I was legal, we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:40Okay. Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:24Yeah. Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right. Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:45Excuse me.
00:04:02Yeah.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Thank you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:54Chantal.
00:04:55Nice to meet you.
00:04:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19No, it's too late he's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned. You went to business school.
00:05:35Well, you have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:42Because so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:47Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:55But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:24But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This is-
00:07:09No, no, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia.
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:04Except for the dog hair.
00:08:07Come with me.
00:08:09I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Wow.
00:08:15Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well.
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:21Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:23I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45I'm really happy.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What, exactly?
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:04Not half bad.
00:09:05I mean, it's fine.
00:09:06Whatever.
00:09:08Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:10Or not.
00:09:11I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:13You work for my dad.
00:09:14You have to do what I say.
00:09:16You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:18Just a few more pictures.
00:09:19I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:20I don't need Tinder.
00:09:21I'm an underwear model.
00:09:22My DM's are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:24Whatever.
00:09:27Oh, okay.
00:09:29Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:30Or not.
00:09:31I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:33You work for my dad.
00:09:34You have to do what I say.
00:09:35You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:37Just a few more pictures.
00:09:38I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:40I don't need Tinder.
00:09:41I'm an underwear model.
00:09:42My DM's are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:44Whatever.
00:09:45I told you I'm fine see dog walker that wasn't so hard
00:10:02I'm sorry Romulus but your son is a prick I'm gonna be leaving no no please I apologize
00:10:29my son he's just immature and that's why I invited you to put forward it please
00:10:37all right just have a seat all right I promise he'll be on his best behavior for
00:10:42the rest of the night won't you son so Emilia needs money to pay for her
00:10:47sister's cancer treatment cancer you need to settle down and prove that you're
00:10:55worthy of running the family business make my own money okay I want the
00:11:02business I think we can make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want what kind of
00:11:11deal well nothing crazy no you two just have to get married that's all what
00:11:20Romulus what are you saying I can't marry the male Paris Hilton yeah and I can't
00:11:27marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living well at least I don't pose in my
00:11:31tighty-whities for money you have to grow up the best way to do that is to get
00:11:39married we're not even a match we hate each other at least I do obviously I see
00:11:45there's something uncommon already look you know my wife and I we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza she sure drove me crazy when we first met
00:11:59yeah I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool huh but I learned a thing or two in 70
00:12:05years you two have chemistry yeah like a nuclear bomb Romulus isn't there
00:12:13another way I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17Amelia you do want to help your sister don't you well you'll be able to afford
00:12:21the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement what's it going to be
00:12:32what's it going to be fine I'll do it for Betsy
00:12:41Angelo it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting if you're not going to agree to marry her
00:12:51then you're going to lose the business and you're also going to lose your inheritance
00:12:57what the hell dad fuck it fine I'll do it now let's just go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already drafted the contract and son we're going to need some champagne
00:13:14you will be engaged for a period of 30 days followed by a wedding planned by me
00:13:27and I'll tell you it's going to be a big one for the ages too I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked
00:13:32anyway you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage but well it can't do any good if
00:13:44word got out to the public right that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:48are we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54good idea
00:14:01salute to the new couple
00:14:13Good day to the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:46A Michelangelo museum. Ugh.
00:15:02Whoa. What was this? Put it in the trash.
00:15:15This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:18So put them in your room. I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:22Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:25That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:28Look, I gotta go meet somebody. If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's electric.
00:15:44Oh, by the way, this is gonna work. You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:50Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:15:58You're getting married?!
00:16:02Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05I'm sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you.
00:16:10You're somewhere... reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:14Like I always taught you.
00:16:17Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:22And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:26So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Michelangelo...
00:16:36Dino Villano? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Villano?!
00:16:41Shhh!
00:16:42So, should I ever start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows? How did you even meet?
00:16:52His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so toxic.
00:17:02Speak of the devil?
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:16Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:20We'll talk about this later.
00:17:37You ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:17:50Where did that come from?
00:18:06I'm sorry.
00:18:08I'm sorry.
00:18:31Nice place.
00:18:32I love the artwork.
00:18:34Thanks, Marley.
00:18:35Marley.
00:18:36Ooh, good taste.
00:18:39Oh, I'm good.
00:18:41We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:47You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:52Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:06Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:12Whatever.
00:19:14Whatever.
00:19:15Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:22Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:24You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:27What's wrong, dog walker.
00:19:28He's jealous.
00:19:29Jealous?
00:19:30I'm not jealous.
00:19:31Sweet dreams.
00:19:32I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:33How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:50See you later.
00:19:51And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:16Sorry.
00:20:17I had one too many to drink.
00:20:18It won't happen again.
00:20:19You better not.
00:20:21How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35My head's killing me.
00:20:36We need to talk about last night.
00:20:38No.
00:20:39What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:42I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:45Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:47But, your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:50And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine.
00:20:54I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:55Just give me my phone.
00:20:56My sister needs this money.
00:20:57My sister needs this money.
00:20:58My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:59And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:11Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:13Yeah, no shit.
00:21:14I'm serious.
00:21:15Get what we want.
00:21:16Yeah, no shit.
00:21:17I'm serious.
00:21:18Get what we want.
00:21:19Yeah, no shit.
00:21:20Don't screw this up.
00:21:21Don't screw this up.
00:21:22Don't screw this up.
00:21:23I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:24I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:25I know what I'm doing.
00:21:26Dog walker.
00:21:27I know what I'm doing.
00:21:28Dog walker.
00:21:29And just so we're clear.
00:21:30I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:51Fine.
00:21:52Do whatever you want.
00:21:53Sorry.
00:21:55It's a bit harsh.
00:21:59I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I just really, really hung over, hung over.
00:22:13That could have gone better. That could have gone better.
00:22:19Hey, baby. Hey, baby. You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia. You're rich. You don't have to keep working, Amelia. You're rich now.
00:22:37I know. I like it. I know. I like it.
00:22:41Ah, that's good to hear. You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son. It rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh? How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:55Oh, fine. Yeah, we're s-oh. Oh, fine. Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right. Well, give him time. We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right. Well, give him time, all right? Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right? But I-I promise.
00:23:16I wouldn't be so sure. Yeah, you're right. Well, we'll see you later. Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci. Come on. Bye, Gooch.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia. Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no! Royce!
00:23:35I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this. It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah. Same here.
00:23:51Sorry. Gucci's, um, a bit crazy. His whole family, actually.
00:23:56All these rich people are nuts. I should make a reality show. We're old dog owners in Beverly Hills.
00:24:05Do you want to walk together? Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah. I'd like that.
00:24:16So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months. I like it. I had a bunch of terrible gigs before. Barista. Uber driver. Delivery guy. Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:31Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial. It's trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you? How long you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know. My whole life, I guess. It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:46I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow. I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:50Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:04I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:09You did?
00:25:11Yeah. I still do.
00:25:13He's cute. I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged. Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:28I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah!
00:25:32I mean, uh, regular. Yeah.
00:25:34I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo. I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:46Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:49Um, it's just a class ring. From high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school. Public schools. Am I right?
00:26:04I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:08Me? Engaged? No. Are you kidding?
00:26:11I'm 24. I'm practically still a baby. I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:18Nope. Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:21Okay.
00:26:25Royce pooped. I should pick it up.
00:26:28Where? I don't see it.
00:26:29Just over there.
00:26:30Come on.
00:26:37Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course. It's an office.
00:26:41You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:26:44You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:26:49Very funny.
00:26:51You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:52Yes, I know.
00:26:53That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:26:56So today you're gonna be my shadow, you be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:11Wow!
00:27:15Oh my goodness. Are you okay?
00:27:17Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:18You're engaged, remember?
00:27:19And this is our new palette. It's Matt's collection. He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:34Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:27:49What, Dad?
00:27:50What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:08Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard.
00:28:12And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:16I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, see. See, it is.
00:28:20I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:24Break's over.
00:28:47Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:52Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:29:01raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:07You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:18Shit.
00:29:19When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea family.
00:29:30Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad? I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44Alright, so it's all settled.
00:29:45I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:29:50Hey, what's the matter?
00:29:52I'll see you at the date and see you already.
00:30:05So, remind me. Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:10because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister and and you know
00:30:18I never splurge on stuff like this but since I'm part of the Dina Lavino
00:30:22family now I think I can afford to let my hair down you better not let that
00:30:27hair down sorry just an expression
00:30:31how's it going in there I'm coming out
00:30:39that bad I've never seen a dog walker look this hot by that dress ASAP
00:31:01leave me alone party boy I've got my own function tonight
00:31:31what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself
00:31:44thanks
00:31:44did you forget my name
00:31:49no it's just something different did you change your hair
00:31:54why do you care the man whore house is yours tonight I'm going out I just forgot my charger
00:32:00awesome thanks
00:32:01I'm taking this
00:32:05wait I've been calling you we're supposed to go to a fundraiser
00:32:09I told you I'm busy
00:32:10hold on
00:32:12amelia
00:32:15all right hey look who's right on time nice
00:32:26where's amelia
00:32:27she's sick
00:32:30she can't make it
00:32:32whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:32:33if your fiance is sick you know you can't go out and party
00:32:36yeah you gotta stay home with her
00:32:38give her some nice soup
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one
00:32:43tell amelia that I hope she feels better soon
00:32:45poor thing
00:32:47okay dad
00:32:49see you in the office
00:32:50stupid dog walker
00:32:57tricking me with her makeover
00:32:58I'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:33:01hey
00:33:08it's michael and I'm with Dean Levino
00:33:11do you still track people?
00:33:27wow
00:33:28amelia
00:33:29hi
00:33:30you look like you just walked off a runway
00:33:34without a dog
00:33:35sorry
00:33:37I don't come to concerts often
00:33:39I kind of panicked
00:33:40no worries
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place
00:33:44yeah
00:33:45but you're drinking for free tonight
00:33:47talk to the bartender
00:33:48wow
00:33:50the epic treatment
00:33:51you look like
00:33:52thanks
00:33:53hey
00:33:56lover boy
00:33:57we're on
00:33:58gotta go
00:34:00find me in the green room after
00:34:02hope you like it
00:34:04break a leg
00:34:05lovely
00:34:06rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:34:24rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:34:28good
00:34:38nothing from michelangelo
00:34:39maybe he's learned his lesson
00:34:41one more please
00:34:44but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:34:51jake you guys are great
00:35:00you really think so
00:35:03i feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:35:05the who?
00:35:08you don't know the strokes
00:35:10are they older?
00:35:13i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:35:16it's alright
00:35:18lots of stuff in energy c2
00:35:20you want some of them to drink?
00:35:22yeah
00:35:23thank you
00:35:24so
00:35:30when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:34since i was 13
00:35:35played in bands all through high school and college
00:35:37but
00:35:38i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:35:40that's awesome
00:35:41and when i get my record deal
00:35:43i can finally quit my job
00:35:45focus on music full time
00:35:47you're gonna quit dog walking?
00:35:49i thought you liked it
00:35:50i do but
00:35:52it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:35:54i don't even like dogs that much
00:35:56i'm more of a cat person
00:35:58a cat person?
00:36:00who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:36:06i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:36:09i just want to relax
00:36:11have a good time
00:36:13you're beautiful you know that
00:36:15i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:36:20now i'm not sure
00:36:21we have nothing in common
00:36:23is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:25what the heck
00:36:30i'm tipsy
00:36:31and he's cute
00:36:31michelangelo had his fun
00:36:33now i can have mine
00:36:35looks like someone needs obedience
00:36:50what's going on?
00:36:53that's michelangelo dina lavino
00:36:55the nepo baby underwear model
00:36:57he's not
00:36:58you're coming with me dog walker
00:37:00don't make me get the leash
00:37:01what the hell michelangelo?
00:37:04back off dude
00:37:05back off
00:37:06grubby little hipster
00:37:07she's my fiance
00:37:08so that was an engagement ring
00:37:11jake i can explain
00:37:12let's go
00:37:15i'm really sorry jake
00:37:18i'm not jake
00:37:19this
00:37:24is for making me uber
00:37:26all the way to fucking silver lake
00:37:27and this is for making me listen to Andy
00:37:31i can't believe you did that
00:37:39after your high and mighty speech
00:37:40you're such a hypocrite
00:37:41yeah why don't have the paparazzi
00:37:43following me around
00:37:44just an italian american psycho
00:37:46i'm not following you around
00:37:48you know what i get it
00:37:50you saw me with chantelle last night
00:37:52and now you're jealous
00:37:53me jealous?
00:37:56did you see the way that you were acting around jake?
00:37:58like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:38:01i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick
00:38:03i have a name
00:38:04wait what are you doing?
00:38:07that is an original
00:38:07i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:38:09oh fine
00:38:11i'll just hop in my time machine
00:38:13go back to ancient Rome
00:38:14and get another one
00:38:15i don't care about your art
00:38:16your money
00:38:16your stupid mansion
00:38:17you're treating me
00:38:18like shit
00:38:19that's from the renaissance
00:38:21you are history's worst nightmare
00:38:23i tried to make this work with you
00:38:25we signed a contract
00:38:26for an arranged marriage
00:38:27did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31you are such a simpleton
00:38:33wait wait wait wait
00:38:36well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:38:39i tried to get along with you
00:38:41you brought this on to yourself
00:38:42i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:38:44right back at you
00:38:45i fucking hate you
00:38:48i fucking hate you more
00:38:50about what was this case
00:39:02youCheck it
00:39:03처�ji
00:39:04should more
00:39:05使 tree
00:39:06withdrawal
00:39:07the
00:39:07the
00:39:07detriment
00:39:08considering
00:39:08the
00:39:08the
00:39:09queen
00:39:10wish i didn't
00:39:12get it
00:39:12but what did you
00:39:13won't
00:39:14go
00:39:15SI
00:39:16familiar
00:39:17using
00:39:18your
00:39:49Ah, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:40:03Michelangelo?
00:40:07Dog Walker.
00:40:09Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:17We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:21We had too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:40:27Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up too.
00:40:36Oh, my head.
00:40:38There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:40:40Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:51I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:57You, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:41:05So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait. For the first time?
00:41:13Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:41:16Michelangelo. The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:41:22Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:25And? How was it?
00:41:28Well...
00:41:30Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:41:32Actually...
00:41:34It was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:36Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:44Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:49I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:06Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:23Here it comes. Right on the schedule.
00:42:26The dog walker's in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:43What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:46Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:58Hey, unfortunately, something came up. I... I can't make it tonight.
00:43:15Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:23You haven't texted me yet.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45I...
00:43:47I...
00:43:48We should talk about...
00:43:49We should talk.
00:43:50...about last night.
00:43:55I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But...
00:43:58Last night I...
00:43:59You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake.
00:44:02And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:44:05Like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look.
00:44:10You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:12I'm a big girl.
00:44:13I've had a one night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:17Okay.
00:44:18I get it.
00:44:19I'm not one of your...
00:44:20Your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:23You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:27I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:30I mean...
00:44:31Frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean...
00:44:33You're driving me nuts.
00:44:34You don't understand.
00:44:35Let's...
00:44:36Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:42Wait.
00:44:43Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:52Last night...
00:44:56I don't know how...
00:44:58I don't know why...
00:45:00That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But...
00:45:13There is...
00:45:14A fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy...
00:45:18Cosmic chemistry.
00:45:19You sound like you're...
00:45:22Reading a horoscope.
00:45:23Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:27I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia.
00:45:35Please.
00:45:36Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:39I felt it too.
00:45:44So why are we fighting it?
00:45:46I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:45:51Money too.
00:46:21so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:46:30light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:35no wonder they canceled vanderpump super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:46:42till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:46you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:46:58you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:47:06i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:47:15together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:20oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:36oh hey royce
00:47:43jake how's it going
00:47:46good yeah
00:47:48look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:47:55we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:48:00is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off
00:48:07like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:48:10well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous
00:48:15and i don't blame him oh my god my actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:48:22i didn't mean a pride just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:27i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:29thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:36i thought we had a connection
00:48:38you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:48:42come on gucci let's go
00:48:45cats are awesome
00:48:50that was a great presentation
00:48:56the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so
00:49:00maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:49:04oh yeah yeah now listen
00:49:06i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:49:09you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:49:11gucci sure
00:49:12but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:49:15yeah but that's how you impress her
00:49:17you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:49:21at the dog park
00:49:22mhm
00:49:23i just texted her it's all set
00:49:25now
00:49:26go get her lover boy
00:49:29so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:42you've never played fetch before
00:49:44it's my dad's dog not mine
00:49:48let me try
00:49:50that's okay
00:49:52i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:49:56do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:01no
00:50:03i like my work
00:50:04what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:50:08have fun
00:50:09you're right
00:50:11i should work less
00:50:12if nothing else
00:50:14you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:17fetch gucci
00:50:21i've got a big surprise
00:50:27a surprise
00:50:29just wait and see
00:50:32have a good night
00:50:41have a good night mr tino bellino
00:50:42what's that
00:50:49special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:50:52but gucci
00:50:56what's your favorite prosciutto
00:50:58you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:02i thought you were
00:51:04off the clock today
00:51:06besides a special occasion
00:51:08i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:51:12to pour a little chianti into
00:51:13i'm kidding
00:51:15this is for us
00:51:17why don't you get us a course grill
00:51:19what else is in the back
00:51:20just some
00:51:22imported italian ingredients
00:51:23so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:25you can cook
00:51:27that was so good
00:51:42i feel like i just
00:51:44went to italy even though i've never been
00:51:46how did you
00:51:47do this i can't cook at all
00:51:49making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:51:52did you learn in culinary school
00:51:54no
00:51:55my mom taught me
00:51:56tell me about her
00:51:58i've never told a girl about my mom
00:52:01sorry
00:52:03i don't mean to pray
00:52:05she
00:52:06passed away when i was eleven
00:52:08breast cancer
00:52:09but
00:52:11i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:13she grew up in a little village in
00:52:15tuscany and
00:52:16she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:19we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:24i still
00:52:27have all of her recipes
00:52:28here
00:52:29handwritten in italian
00:52:31that's really special
00:52:32i miss her
00:52:36this might sound corny but
00:52:39i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:42it's not corny
00:52:44but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:52:47just don't tell tmz
00:52:49what about your parents
00:52:52my parents died in a car accident
00:52:55when i was thirteen
00:52:57it's been me and betsy ever since
00:52:59i'm sorry
00:53:01i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:04i don't want to lose her too
00:53:07i'm sorry
00:53:10your story made me emotional
00:53:12i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:14i'll help you
00:53:15no no it's fine
00:53:16i like doing the dishes
00:53:18it relaxes me
00:53:19good
00:53:20because i hate them
00:53:21well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:23is it just the wine
00:53:29or am i really falling for
00:53:32him
00:53:32her
00:53:33you don't want espresso
00:53:37hey
00:53:46hey
00:53:48do you want an espresso
00:53:50i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52no thank you
00:53:53me and dad have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:53:55okay well don't forget gucci
00:53:58how could i
00:53:59ready bro
00:54:01well let me fix your tie
00:54:03what do you know about ties
00:54:07you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:08and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:11touche
00:54:13there you go
00:54:15okay bye
00:54:16bye
00:54:17love you
00:54:20love you too
00:54:29sorry
00:54:32reflex
00:54:33i didn't mean to say that
00:54:34me neither
00:54:35too soon
00:54:36talk about it later
00:54:39yeah
00:54:40okay
00:54:41okay
00:54:42could that have been any more awkward
00:54:45and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:54:48look who's here
00:54:54hey my little guy
00:54:57hey little gucci
00:54:59look at this right here
00:55:00look at this right here
00:55:01huh
00:55:02let's try it on
00:55:04oh yeah now here's mine
00:55:08right
00:55:08just like that
00:55:10huh
00:55:10yeah
00:55:11even got one for big brother
00:55:12right there
00:55:13come to papa
00:55:15yes my boy
00:55:17all right
00:55:19all right
00:55:20so
00:55:20we gotta talk about this
00:55:22this wedding right
00:55:23this is two weeks off
00:55:24hollywood bowl
00:55:25they're waiting for an answer
00:55:26and i bumped into
00:55:28chris martin
00:55:29on the plane
00:55:29he says the band
00:55:31is free
00:55:32you like cold play right
00:55:34dad
00:55:34we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:55:36oh
00:55:37well all right
00:55:40then we'll book uh
00:55:41the magic castle
00:55:42how about that
00:55:42not too big
00:55:43plenty room for cold play
00:55:44huh
00:55:45dad
00:55:46let's just pump the brakes
00:55:47we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:55:49what
00:55:50something wrong with
00:55:51familia
00:55:51no
00:55:52everything is great
00:55:54it's better than great
00:55:56honestly
00:55:57but
00:55:58we cannot
00:55:59have a big flashy wedding
00:56:01that's
00:56:01our thing
00:56:02it's not amelia's thing
00:56:04i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:56:06wow
00:56:08i never thought of that
00:56:09you know you have a very good point there
00:56:13i'm very impressed
00:56:16you've never acted like this
00:56:18with any other woman
00:56:20i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:56:23sounds like you might be falling in love
00:56:26love
00:56:28yeah
00:56:30i don't know
00:56:31i don't know
00:56:32he's cute
00:56:34all right all right
00:56:36change of deal
00:56:37gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:56:39all right
00:56:40and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:56:43a wedding
00:56:43with cold play
00:56:45no cold play dad
00:56:47no cold play
00:56:49so
00:56:56it's about my cancer treatment
00:56:59it's not working
00:57:01i know it
00:57:02i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:04and i'm cured
00:57:07what
00:57:08you're cured
00:57:10oh
00:57:11congratulations
00:57:13thank you
00:57:14i wasn't expecting it
00:57:16i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:57:19it only took two sessions
00:57:22i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:57:25maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:57:28what's wrong sis
00:57:30we should be celebrating
00:57:32i brought prosecco
00:57:33no
00:57:34no
00:57:34yeah
00:57:35no i'm good
00:57:37yeah
00:57:37amelia
00:57:39i'm your sister
00:57:40you can tell me anything
00:57:42is it michelangelo
00:57:45is everything okay
00:57:47if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:57:49i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two
00:57:54it's not michelangelo
00:57:57let's see
00:57:58it's me
00:58:01i have to tell you something
00:58:04i cannot believe
00:58:10that they convinced you to do
00:58:11an arranged marriage
00:58:13what is this game of thrones
00:58:15it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:58:18and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:20actually
00:58:22he's not that bad
00:58:24i kinda like him
00:58:27yeah
00:58:29babe
00:58:29that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:31we need to get you out of there
00:58:33betsy
00:58:34i have
00:58:35real feelings for him
00:58:38but
00:58:39what about the tabloid stories
00:58:42you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:58:45they banned him
00:58:46for life
00:58:48you'll never go to epcot
00:58:49he's not actually like the stories
00:58:52or
00:58:53at least
00:58:54not to me
00:58:54he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:58:58amelia
00:58:58if you marry michelangelo
00:59:02he will make your life
00:59:04a living hell
00:59:05what if you meet him
00:59:08yeah
00:59:09meet him
00:59:10maybe he'll change your mind
00:59:12maybe
00:59:12maybe you'll actually like him
00:59:13don't count on it
00:59:15please
00:59:16me
00:59:17just give him a chance
00:59:18fine
00:59:20yes
00:59:21only one
00:59:22yes
00:59:23you won't regret it
00:59:27i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:32thank you for making dinner
00:59:37of course
00:59:39i'm glad she's cancer free
00:59:40we need to celebrate
00:59:42michelangelo
00:59:45you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:59:49right
00:59:50you mean besides me
00:59:51i'm serious
00:59:52it's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:54have a glass of wine
00:59:57tonight's gonna be great
00:59:59it's enormous
01:00:11why would anybody need so much room
01:00:16it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:20nice to finally meet you
01:00:23let's see
01:00:24hmm
01:00:25so
01:00:26this is the
01:00:28infamous
01:00:30uh
01:00:30michelangelo
01:00:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon
01:00:38Amelia said that's the year that you were born
01:00:40yeah
01:00:42sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
01:00:44it's worth more than my car
01:00:46why would anybody spend that much on a drink
01:00:48$8.99 at ralph's
01:00:52it's delicious
01:00:53this was made in france
01:00:56sorry
01:00:57can't touch that stuff
01:00:58so
01:01:00who wants a drink
01:01:22you hardly touch your food
01:01:24it's a little too rich for me
01:01:29mine tastes great
01:01:31so michelangelo
01:01:35i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:01:39you don't mind do you
01:01:42fire away
01:01:43so i know you two have been having your
01:01:47fun
01:01:49um
01:01:50but
01:01:51what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:01:55i don't think it's going to
01:01:57that's cute and all
01:02:00but
01:02:01what about her career
01:02:03are you gonna support her
01:02:04or kids
01:02:05what's your stance on that
01:02:06or are you just gonna
01:02:08jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:02:11let's see
01:02:11look
01:02:12i know i have a past
01:02:14but
01:02:16i'm committed to it
01:02:17we haven't talked about kids but
01:02:20i'm open to anything
01:02:21see michelangelo
01:02:22that's my point
01:02:23you two are getting married
01:02:25and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know
01:02:28easy betsy
01:02:29i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:34and if you really cared about amelia
01:02:36you would give her the time
01:02:38and what makes you such an expert
01:02:40i don't see a ring on your finger
01:02:42michelangelo
01:02:44you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:02:46it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:02:48she gets it from you
01:02:49are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:02:53you started it
01:02:54why don't we all just
01:03:01calm down
01:03:03betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:03:05no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:03:09that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:11she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:03:13you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:15and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:03:18you know what
01:03:19you can't talk to betsy like that
01:03:21that's my sister
01:03:22she just survived cancer
01:03:23that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:03:29this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:03:32not to me
01:03:32you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:03:36see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:03:39but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:03:41you told her
01:03:42she's my sister
01:03:44i don't care that violates our agreement
01:03:45oh is that all i am to you
01:03:47a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:03:50it's not what i meant
01:03:52it came out wrong amelia
01:03:53i love you
01:03:55you love me
01:03:56don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:04:00shut the fuck up
01:04:03you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:10we need to get out of here
01:04:14i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:19emilia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than him
01:04:32yeah but he isn't a monster
01:04:35i shouldn't have said that
01:04:37we can talk about it on the road
01:04:39get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit
01:04:45mexico
01:04:46or canada whatever
01:04:48it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos
01:04:52or worse
01:04:53i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:04:56i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:05:01you don't know that
01:05:03we're liabilities
01:05:06loose ends
01:05:07you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:09get rid of that thing
01:05:14they could be tracking us right now
01:05:17yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:05:22see
01:05:23he could have a sniper on us
01:05:26it's romulus
01:05:31hey romulus
01:05:32what
01:05:34what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:39you came
01:05:50against my better judgment
01:05:53i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56i've just been busy
01:05:58but
01:05:58it's over with now
01:06:00you should
01:06:03punish me for straying
01:06:05you make me sick
01:06:08i make me sick
01:06:10nice
01:06:19underwear
01:06:21it's great craftsmanship
01:06:23okay
01:06:28let's get this over with
01:06:31is that all you have to say
01:06:35do you even realize how hot i am
01:06:38i'm sorry
01:06:40chantelle
01:06:41i thought i wanted this
01:06:44but i don't
01:06:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:51amelia broke up with me
01:06:56it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:03never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:07:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:14i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:25Amelia?
01:07:27hi dad
01:07:29gucci's gone?
01:07:30i'll be right there
01:07:32but
01:07:34i
01:07:40Gucci, Gucci, where are ya?
01:07:42Romulus.
01:07:43What?
01:07:43Oh.
01:07:44Oh.
01:07:45Well, I only had him off a leash for a second, you know.
01:07:49We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:07:54I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:07:58Well, we can help you find him.
01:08:01Yeah.
01:08:01Right?
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:04Good, thanks.
01:08:05Good.
01:08:06Gucci.
01:08:07This better not be a trap.
01:08:09Just come on.
01:08:10Gucci!
01:08:12Gucci!
01:08:13Gucci!
01:08:14Gucci!
01:08:14Gucci!
01:08:15Hey, hey, hey, where's Michelangelo, huh?
01:08:17I thought you were both together.
01:08:18Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:19Oh, um, he's...
01:08:21Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:08:23Where were ya?
01:08:24I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:08:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:29If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:08:33Smart move, kid.
01:08:34Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:08:37That's it, Dad.
01:08:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:41Give me the urc.
01:08:42Give me the urc.
01:08:53Gucci!
01:08:54He's homeless.
01:08:55We've been looking for him all night long.
01:08:56We're never gonna find him.
01:08:57Don't give up, Dad.
01:08:58He's just off having a little adventure.
01:08:59Keep looking.
01:09:00He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:01See?
01:09:02They're not gonna kill us.
01:09:03I do have to admit, though.
01:09:04Didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:05He's really there for his dad.
01:09:06His dad's dog.
01:09:07So you approve now?
01:09:08They didn't say that.
01:09:09Gucci!
01:09:10Gucci!
01:09:11My boy's back!
01:09:12Oh, you're gone.
01:09:13Oh my God.
01:09:16Oh!
01:09:17You're dead!
01:09:18No, I'm good!
01:09:19Yeah, no.
01:09:20You're dead.
01:09:21I know.
01:09:22But you're not gonna be sinned.
01:09:23It's true.
01:09:24No, no.
01:09:25I don't think that's right.
01:09:27Okay.
01:09:28I think it's up.
01:09:29Coochie!
01:09:33Coochie!
01:09:37My boy's back!
01:09:45Okay, okay. I'm a little closer
01:09:49to approving.
01:09:53I
01:09:57might have possibly
01:10:01misjudged you.
01:10:03A little.
01:10:05It's okay.
01:10:07Most of what the tabloids publish
01:10:09is true. They just leave out
01:10:11part of the story.
01:10:13Amelia, can we
01:10:15talk?
01:10:17Please?
01:10:21Amelia,
01:10:23can we talk?
01:10:25Please?
01:10:27Okay.
01:10:37Amelia,
01:10:39I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:41I
01:10:43shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:10:45and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:51I hope that you know you mean so much more to me
01:10:53than just a business agreement.
01:10:57Thanks for saying that.
01:10:59I needed to hear that.
01:11:01And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:05You're not one.
01:11:07I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:09Most of them are good.
01:11:11I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:15I'm not.
01:11:17I'm not.
01:11:19You're not?
01:11:21What do you mean?
01:11:23Amelia,
01:11:25this might sound crazy,
01:11:27but I meant it
01:11:29when I said that I love you.
01:11:31And I don't want
01:11:33some silly piece of paper to be the reason
01:11:35that we stay together.
01:11:37I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:39Dad.
01:11:41What is it, son?
01:11:43I want to cancel the contract
01:11:45between me and Amelia.
01:11:47Why, son?
01:11:49Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:51And not because of some legal obligation.
01:11:55But because she wants to.
01:12:01Consider our contracts Noel and Boyd.
01:12:03Amelia,
01:12:17where will it be?
01:12:19Will you marry me?
01:12:21Will you marry me?
01:12:23Yes.
01:12:25I'll marry you.
01:12:27Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:31You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:47And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:57All right, all right, you two.
01:12:59That's enough, all right?
01:13:00We spent this whole night together.
01:13:02Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:13:07Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:10I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:13:17Especially Coldplay.
01:13:19We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:21It was worth a try.
01:13:23And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:37Michelangelo?
01:13:38Ah.
01:13:39Amelia.
01:13:40Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:13:43I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time.
01:13:44And not just about dogs.
01:13:45I don't know how I ever felt.
01:13:46I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time.
01:13:50And not just about dogs.
01:13:51I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:57I'm...
01:13:58I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my
01:14:14father this year.
01:14:17And, in return, I'll give you my advice.
01:14:26In return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:14:34as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:43Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:49I love you so much.
01:14:56I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.
01:15:03Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell,
01:15:06and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest,
01:15:08something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:16And although we haven't spent much time together,
01:15:18it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:15:22I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:23Te amo, Michelangelo. I love you.
01:15:27With the power vested in me by Almighty God
01:15:30and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:15:32I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:35You may kiss your bride.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:15:52It's crazy, you know, given my sister,
01:15:55but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too.
01:16:01Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:16:02Oh, clap.
01:16:03My friend.
01:16:04My father.
01:16:07I'm family.
01:16:08A friend.
01:16:08It's insane.
01:16:10It's so tragic.
01:16:10Woo-hoo!
01:16:20I'mabyrinth.
01:16:25It's so tragic.
01:16:26I'm thinking I want you to be a robot.
01:16:29I know how she's hot.
01:16:30I know how you're hot.
01:16:31You know, I know how you've got me.
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