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00:00:00I'm gonna stay in a doghouse.
00:00:04Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:07Sorry.
00:00:08Hey, Emilia.
00:00:11Looks like someone needs OB in school.
00:00:14Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Emilia?
00:00:16You started.
00:00:17Asshole!
00:00:18Crazy bitch!
00:00:19You told her?!
00:00:20She's my sister!
00:00:21I don't care that violates our agreement!
00:00:23Help!
00:00:24What the fuck?!
00:00:27My clanza?
00:00:29Doglogger.
00:00:31You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:34I fucking hate you.
00:00:36I fucking hate you more!
00:00:44I wasn't... well...
00:00:47I have the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:52Wait, what are you doing? That isn't original!
00:00:54I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:56Oh, fine!
00:00:58I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient room, and get another one!
00:01:01I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion!
00:01:04You're treating me like shit!
00:01:07That's one of the Renaissance!
00:01:08You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:10I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:11We signed a contract!
00:01:12For an arranged marriage!
00:01:14Did you actually think this arranged would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:17You are such a simpleton!
00:01:18You are such a simpleton!
00:01:19Ugh!
00:01:22Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:24Well, at least I'm not a spoiled rat!
00:01:26I tried to get along with you!
00:01:27You brought this onto yourself!
00:01:29I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:31Right back at you!
00:01:33I fucking hate you!
00:01:35But I fucking hate you more!
00:01:36Magic!
00:01:43Magic!
00:01:44Magic!
00:01:57So, you were arrested.
00:02:00Again!
00:02:01to be fair
00:02:04you thought it was illegal to swim there
00:02:06there's a fence around that reservoir
00:02:09it says here that you're broken
00:02:11using bolt cutters
00:02:13if I had known you'd invite me over your life
00:02:17for me
00:02:17I would keep
00:02:19good boy
00:02:25oh
00:02:27oh
00:02:31okay, come on Gucci, let's go
00:02:33hey, really
00:02:35oh, you do
00:02:37come on Gucci, let's go
00:02:43you know every time the paparazzi
00:02:49catch you acting crazy
00:02:51it reflects on me
00:02:53it reflects on the company that your mother and I
00:02:55built with our bare hands
00:02:58the same one that pays for your ridiculous life
00:03:00style
00:03:01I make my own money
00:03:02see, see
00:03:04underwear modeling, Lord
00:03:07I am the spokesperson for man bone
00:03:09that means free underwear for life
00:03:11for life
00:03:12some parents would be proud
00:03:14yeah, other parents would be proud
00:03:16if you went to your real job now and then
00:03:18you are next up to be CEO
00:03:21deal for me on cosmetics
00:03:23now how can I get into that job
00:03:25if you keep acting like a kardashian
00:03:27huh
00:03:28don't forget the meeting this afternoon
00:03:32don't be late
00:03:33bye dad
00:03:36excuse me
00:03:46excuse me
00:03:47I don't know my Gucci
00:03:56come on when the clients will just grow up
00:03:59you just need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl
00:04:04what you doing, eh?
00:04:08good one, Ramos
00:04:09these are great
00:04:27I still don't have what I'm looking for
00:04:30do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:32no problem
00:04:33cool
00:04:34let's take five
00:04:35and then I want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:37hi
00:04:42my pleasure
00:04:43Sean Paul
00:04:45nice to meet you
00:04:46I
00:04:47couldn't notice how hot you were
00:04:50I've got tickets to the premiere
00:04:52hold it up
00:04:56hey dad
00:04:59where the hell were ya?
00:05:01dad I'm in a photo shoot
00:05:03you're supposed to be at the office
00:05:06Gepetto came here all the way from Milano
00:05:08I could be later
00:05:10no it's true that he's back on the plane again
00:05:12well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:05:14Michelangelo
00:05:16you are 31 years old
00:05:17you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager
00:05:20you could be running
00:05:21the world's largest cosmetic company right now
00:05:24you interned
00:05:25you went to business school
00:05:26you have potential
00:05:28but you say you want to be the CEO
00:05:31well you're gonna have to prove it
00:05:33because so far
00:05:33I ain't seen the ante for you
00:05:36bye then
00:05:38hey
00:05:41you okay?
00:05:45yeah
00:05:45um
00:05:46but
00:05:46I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight
00:06:01so it's a really rare form of cancer
00:06:07luckily my doctors did catch it early
00:06:11oh my god
00:06:12there is an experimental treatment
00:06:15but it's really expensive
00:06:18and they sure doesn't cover it
00:06:21don't worry about that
00:06:23I have money saved
00:06:25I'll find the rest
00:06:27we will figure this out
00:06:28okay
00:06:28we're gonna get through this
00:06:30together
00:06:31thank you
00:06:32ciao
00:06:40ciao
00:06:41woo chi
00:06:50what's wrong
00:06:52What's wrong?
00:06:56Yeah.
00:06:59I'm sorry.
00:07:00This is...
00:07:00No, forget about it.
00:07:01I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:03The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:06I have the savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:10My dream, but...
00:07:13It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:16Who knows how many she's gonna need?
00:07:18Bessie practically raised us.
00:07:19After her parents passed, I have to do anything for her.
00:07:26Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:31You do?
00:07:32Mm-hmm.
00:07:33Come back tonight, and...
00:07:37Where's something nice?
00:07:49Oh, Amelia, you look bellissimo.
00:07:54Except for dog hair.
00:07:58Come with me.
00:07:59I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:02Are they from Italy?
00:08:03Yes.
00:08:04Yes, of course, everything's from Italy.
00:08:08Well, Amelia, mate, my glad you're on my side.
00:08:13I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:16Mm-hmm.
00:08:16Aren't you the clean lady?
00:08:19I'm a dog walker.
00:08:21Oh, I'm so defensive.
00:08:23I wasn't.
00:08:28Quag!
00:08:29Suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:31I have some unfinished business, too.
00:08:33Why don't you give yourself a bus of email?
00:08:36I'll be there.
00:08:38I really ask you, huh?
00:08:39Yeah.
00:08:46Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:52What?
00:08:54Exactly.
00:08:59How does it look?
00:09:03Not half bad.
00:09:05I mean, it's fine.
00:09:07Whatever.
00:09:07Let's do some sex scenes, okay?
00:09:13Or not.
00:09:15I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:17You work for my dad.
00:09:18You don't have to do what I say.
00:09:20You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:22Just a few more pictures.
00:09:24I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:26I don't need Tinder.
00:09:28I'm an underwear model.
00:09:29My demons are flooded like Florida Hurricane.
00:09:32Whatever.
00:09:33Whatever.
00:09:37For me, another.
00:09:39I told you, and I'm...
00:09:42See, dog walker?
00:09:53That wasn't so hard.
00:09:56What the fuck?
00:09:58This is a fucking product!
00:10:03Oh!
00:10:05Apple!
00:10:06You're crazy, bitch!
00:10:07What's wrong?
00:10:13I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:17I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:19I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:20No, no, no, no, please.
00:10:21I apologize.
00:10:22My son is just immature.
00:10:24All right?
00:10:25And that's why I...
00:10:26I need to...
00:10:27Put it forward.
00:10:29Please.
00:10:30All right?
00:10:30Just have a seat.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:32And I promise.
00:10:33He'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:35Won't you, son?
00:10:35So, Millie needs money to pay for her sister's pass to treatment.
00:10:42Can't, sir.
00:10:44And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business?
00:10:49Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:53I want the business.
00:10:54Now, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:02What kind of deal?
00:11:04Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:07You know, you two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:11What?
00:11:11What?
00:11:14Romulus.
00:11:15What are you saying?
00:11:16I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:18Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:22Well, at least I don't pose into my tighty-wires for money.
00:11:25Gosh, look.
00:11:26Look.
00:11:27You have to grow up before you can allow business.
00:11:29And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:32We're not even a match.
00:11:34We hate each other.
00:11:35At least I do.
00:11:36Obviously.
00:11:37But you see, there's something in common already.
00:11:40But, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:45Oh, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:49She should roll me crazy when we first met her.
00:11:53I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:55But I don't have to think of two and seventy years.
00:11:59You two have cat-street.
00:12:01Yeah, like a nuclear ball.
00:12:03As if.
00:12:05Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:07I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:09I mean, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:12Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:21What's it going to be?
00:12:26What's it going to be?
00:12:30Fine.
00:12:31I'll do it.
00:12:33For Betsy.
00:12:34Hmm.
00:12:37Avangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:41If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:47And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:50What the hell, Dad?
00:12:54Fuck it.
00:12:55Fine.
00:12:56I'll do it.
00:12:57Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:00Well, the boys have already, uh, drafted the contract, and son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:07Good.
00:13:08Ready, my mom?
00:13:08Yeah.
00:13:09Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:10You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:19And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:23I hope a holiday falls in our boat.
00:13:25Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:30Well, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if
00:13:36word got out of the public, right?
00:13:38So this has to be our own secret.
00:13:41Are we agreed?
00:13:43Sure.
00:13:44All right.
00:13:46Say it.
00:13:46Say it to the new couple.
00:14:07So, your place or mine?
00:14:20I must stay in a doghouse.
00:14:21Fine.
00:14:23Don't stay yours.
00:14:34So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:37It's like a museum in here.
00:14:39A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:42Ugh.
00:14:56Whoa.
00:14:57What's this?
00:14:58Put it in the trash.
00:15:00This isn't trash.
00:15:01These are my sisters.
00:15:02She's an artist.
00:15:03So put them in your room.
00:15:04I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:06Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:08Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:10That man, doll?
00:15:11It's straightened.
00:15:16Look.
00:15:17I gotta go meet somebody?
00:15:18If they didn't think about the time I get back, we'd throw it on the fireplace.
00:15:21It's electric.
00:15:22It's electric.
00:15:23Oh, by the way, this is going to work.
00:15:33You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:36Gee, thanks.
00:15:37Welcome.
00:15:38You're getting married?
00:15:47Shh, Betsy.
00:15:48Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:50Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:51It's just...
00:15:53It's not like you.
00:15:55We're somewhere...
00:15:56reserved.
00:15:58Safe.
00:15:59Like I always taught you.
00:16:01Well, things change when you find out your sister had cancer.
00:16:07And besides, Michael Angelo offered to Apple Payton here to eat this.
00:16:12So I'm okay with a quick puzzle.
00:16:14Michael Angelo...
00:16:16De Nippinicurdle?
00:16:18No.
00:16:19Michael Angelo...
00:16:20De Nippinicurdle?
00:16:22Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:24Michael Angelo De Nippinicurdle?
00:16:25De Nippinicurdle?
00:16:26Oh, shh.
00:16:31What if I made him?
00:16:32He was like, sort of 100 games of Bravo shows?
00:16:35How'd you even meet?
00:16:36His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:40It's been a whirlwind of romance.
00:16:44He's so...
00:16:46Hock.
00:16:47Speak of the devil?
00:16:50Oh, yeah.
00:16:52You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:55This is the doctor's office.
00:16:59Amelia.
00:17:01Betsy Powell?
00:17:03Doctors ready.
00:17:06We'll talk all this later.
00:17:07We'll talk all this later.
00:17:07We're already in the weather, baby.
00:17:31We're already wet.
00:17:33We'll talk all this later.
00:17:33We'll talk all this later.
00:17:37Where did that come from?
00:17:50We'll talk all this later.
00:17:51We'll talk all this later.
00:18:07We'll talk all this later.
00:18:09We'll talk all this later.
00:18:10We'll talk stuff all this later.
00:18:16A nice place.
00:18:18A little of the artwork.
00:18:19Thanks, finally.
00:18:20A little of a good taste.
00:18:23A little of a good taste.
00:18:25A little of a good.
00:18:26A good place.
00:18:27We have plenty dinner.
00:18:27A lot of fun.
00:18:28A better drink.
00:18:29A year.
00:18:29Have fun.
00:18:30A good day.
00:18:30Or a good day.
00:18:31A good day.
00:18:31What about a good day?
00:18:32You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:49Who are you?
00:18:50Who are you?
00:18:52Chantal, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:18:56Roommate?
00:18:58Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:03This is my house?
00:19:05We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:08Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:11You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:13Drunk dog walker.
00:19:15Who's jealous?
00:19:17Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:21Sweet dreams.
00:19:28I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:31How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:34Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:36See you later.
00:19:43And um...
00:19:45Don't worry about last night.
00:19:47Sorry.
00:19:48I hadn't wanted me to drink it.
00:19:50Won't have it again.
00:19:51Better not.
00:19:53How's the hangover?
00:19:54Remy?
00:19:55Not now.
00:19:56It's killing me.
00:19:57We need to talk about last night.
00:19:58No.
00:19:59No.
00:20:00No.
00:20:01No.
00:20:02No.
00:20:03No.
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00:20:05No.
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00:20:18No.
00:20:19No.
00:20:20No.
00:20:21I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:22Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:23But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:24And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:25Fine.
00:20:26I'll have her sign an idiot.
00:20:27Just give me my phone.
00:20:28My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:29And if the pauperazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:30Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:31Yeah, no shit.
00:20:32No.
00:20:33No.
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00:20:46No.
00:20:47No.
00:20:48No.
00:20:49No.
00:20:50Anywhere.
00:20:51No.
00:20:52No.
00:20:53No.
00:20:54No.
00:20:55I'm serious.
00:20:56Don't screw this up.
00:20:57I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:00I don't know what I'm doing.
00:21:01Dog walker.
00:21:02And just so we're clear.
00:21:03I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:05Whenever I want.
00:21:06Wherever I want.
00:21:08Fine.
00:21:09Do you whatever you want.
00:21:11Sorry.
00:21:12It's a bit harsh.
00:21:14Just really...
00:21:15I'm over.
00:21:20That could have gone better.
00:21:27Hey, baby.
00:21:29You know, you don't have to keep working, do you?
00:21:31You're rich now.
00:21:33I know. I like it.
00:21:35Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:37You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:41Tell me how things go between the two of you, huh?
00:21:44Oh, fine.
00:21:46Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:49All right.
00:21:49Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:51Oh, and listen, he's not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:55I promise.
00:21:57I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:59Yeah, you're right.
00:22:01Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:03Come on, Gucci.
00:22:04Come on.
00:22:05Bye, Gooch.
00:22:09Hey, Amelia.
00:22:10Hey, Jake.
00:22:13Gucci, no.
00:22:14Royce.
00:22:16Say bad dog, but I'm not actually in that office.
00:22:21Still see you close to us.
00:22:23Yeah, same here.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32Gucci's a bit crazy.
00:22:35His whole family, actually.
00:22:37All these rich people and us.
00:22:39They should make a reality show.
00:22:41Real dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:43Do you want to walk together?
00:22:47Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:50Yeah.
00:22:51I'd like that.
00:22:52So, how long have you been in a dog walk?
00:23:00A couple months.
00:23:01I like it.
00:23:03I had a bunch of terrible games before.
00:23:05Barista.
00:23:06Uber driver.
00:23:08Delivery guy.
00:23:10Movie extra?
00:23:11You were in a movie.
00:23:12Actually, it was a two-faced commercial.
00:23:14Trying to impress you.
00:23:16How about you?
00:23:18How long have you been doing this?
00:23:20I don't know.
00:23:20My whole life, I guess.
00:23:22It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:26I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:28Wow.
00:23:30Does he really like dogs?
00:23:31Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:34Well, if you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:40My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:42Do you want to go?
00:23:45I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:49You did?
00:23:50He's cute.
00:23:58I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:02Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:08I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:11Hell yeah.
00:24:13I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:14Regular, yeah.
00:24:15I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:22I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:26Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:29Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:34That looks pretty big.
00:24:36It was a big school.
00:24:38Public schools.
00:24:39Am I right?
00:24:39Okay.
00:24:39I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:48Me?
00:24:49Engaged?
00:24:50No.
00:24:50Are you kidding?
00:24:51I'm 24.
00:24:52I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:54I mean, I should be wearing diapers.
00:24:56Crawling around, drooling.
00:24:58Nope.
00:24:59Single and ready to tingle.
00:25:01Okay.
00:25:05Royce pooped.
00:25:07Should pick it up.
00:25:08I don't see it.
00:25:09Just over there.
00:25:17So that's a weird thing.
00:25:20Of course.
00:25:21It's an office.
00:25:22You want to be CEO?
00:25:23You better look the part.
00:25:24You mean, like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:29Very funny.
00:25:30You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:32Yes, I am.
00:25:33That means you gotta get up to speed.
00:25:35We're at Piedamante.
00:25:36So today you're gonna be my shop.
00:25:37You'll be my extra hands.
00:25:38And we got a lot to do.
00:25:40Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:41Fuck no.
00:25:42Come on, Dad.
00:25:52Oh my goodness.
00:25:57Are you okay?
00:25:58All right.
00:25:59I'm Mike Lanzo.
00:26:05You're a gay, man.
00:26:09And this is our new palette.
00:26:12It's Matt's collection.
00:26:14He really liked these colors.
00:26:15We did them twice.
00:26:18But yeah.
00:26:19That's the presentation for me.
00:26:22Mike Lanzo.
00:26:23What, Dad?
00:26:30What, Dad?
00:26:33What did they do, Dad?
00:26:34It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:36You got so late here.
00:26:37You're sitting around making pictures here all the time.
00:26:41Just stick with it.
00:26:42Well, you can't.
00:26:43Hard work does pay off.
00:26:45Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:47What about her?
00:26:48She comes from the other side.
00:26:49Nobody talked hard about the business.
00:26:52But she just worked hard.
00:26:53And now,
00:26:54I'm not sharing some money doing what she loves.
00:26:56I guess that's impressive.
00:26:58Yeah, see.
00:26:59See this.
00:27:00I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:03I know someone will get that uptight.
00:27:05Break's over.
00:27:28Well, not to death.
00:27:30One day down.
00:27:32Four more years to go.
00:27:34Hey.
00:27:35Now, this is the time
00:27:37when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:40you talk about the day's work,
00:27:42where you close to the gather,
00:27:44comfort each other,
00:27:45just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:49You know, I'm thinking,
00:27:51it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:27:56Tonight.
00:27:57Night?
00:27:58Shit.
00:27:59When am I going to tell Chateau?
00:28:01I promise we Netflix is a bang tonight.
00:28:03The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:04Lights, camera, bed, carpet.
00:28:07Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:09to the Dino Verdea family.
00:28:13Don't you think it's a bit soon yet?
00:28:15I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:17What's that?
00:28:19You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:28:21Yeah, yeah.
00:28:22Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:25All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:27I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in Limon.
00:28:30Don't be late.
00:28:31Why did I...
00:28:35So, remind me,
00:28:49why are we getting makeovers to that again?
00:28:51Because I want to do something nice
00:28:54for my favorite big sister.
00:28:57And...
00:28:58And...
00:28:59You know I never slurge on stuff like this.
00:29:02But, since I'm part of the Dino Verdea family now,
00:29:05I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:07You better not let that hair down.
00:29:09Sorry.
00:29:10Just an expression.
00:29:11How's it going in there?
00:29:20I'm coming out!
00:29:30That bad?
00:29:32I've never seen a dog walker look this hot
00:29:36by that dress ASAP.
00:29:41Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:45I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:11What are you looking...
00:30:23You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:25Oh, thanks.
00:30:26Um...
00:30:27I...
00:30:29Did you forget my name?
00:30:30No, I'm just...
00:30:33Uh...
00:30:33Something...
00:30:34Different...
00:30:35Did you change your hair?
00:30:37Why do you care?
00:30:38The manware house is yours tonight.
00:30:40I'm going out.
00:30:40I just forgot my charger.
00:30:42Awesome, thanks.
00:30:46I'm taking this.
00:30:47Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:49We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:50I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:52On!
00:30:55Amira!
00:30:56Amira!
00:31:00All right, hey.
00:31:05Look who's been a long time.
00:31:07Nice.
00:31:08Where's the media?
00:31:10She's...
00:31:11Sick.
00:31:12She can't make it.
00:31:13No, no, no, no.
00:31:15If your fiance's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:18Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:31:20Give her some nice soup.
00:31:23I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:25Tell me that I'll shoot those bags soon.
00:31:27All right, poor thing.
00:31:29Okay, Dad.
00:31:31See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:39Checking me with her makeover.
00:31:40I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:42Hey, it's Mike Lennon and DiLovino.
00:31:52You still crack people?
00:32:09Wow.
00:32:11Really?
00:32:11Hi.
00:32:12You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:17Without a dog.
00:32:19Sorry.
00:32:19I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:21I kind of panicked.
00:32:23Don't worry.
00:32:23I should imagine this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:27But you're going for free tonight.
00:32:30Talk about it.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32Yeah, you're truly good.
00:32:33You look like one of them.
00:32:35Thanks, Jen.
00:32:38Hey.
00:32:39Love, poor boy.
00:32:40We're on.
00:32:40Gotta go.
00:32:43Gotta go.
00:32:44I don't need to go after.
00:32:46I like it.
00:32:47Break the legs.
00:32:48Love you, dude.
00:32:49Cross cars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:01Yes, where you going?
00:33:02You know what I want, babe.
00:33:05All the little things that I'm not showing.
00:33:09You know what I want, babe.
00:33:12Cross cars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:15Yeah.
00:33:19You know what I want, babe.
00:33:30Good.
00:33:31Nothing from Michael Angelo.
00:33:33Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:36One more, please.
00:33:41But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:44Okay.
00:33:49Jake, you guys are from Rates.
00:33:56You really think so?
00:33:58Nice to light when we're ripping off the strokes.
00:34:00The who?
00:34:02You don't know the strokes.
00:34:06Are they older?
00:34:07I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:11It's all right.
00:34:12Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:15You want some of them to hurry?
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:23So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:28Since I was 13.
00:34:29Played any bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's fun to go
00:34:33in some place.
00:34:35That's awesome.
00:34:36When I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job.
00:34:39Focus on music full time.
00:34:41You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:43I thought you liked it.
00:34:45I do, but it's just another game in the way I hit a big music.
00:34:49I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:51I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:53A cat person?
00:34:57Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:59Even Michelangelo's good for Gucci.
00:35:00I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:35:04I just want to relax.
00:35:06Have a good time.
00:35:08You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:12I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:14Now I'm not sure.
00:35:15We have nothing in common.
00:35:17Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:24The heck.
00:35:25I'm Pipsy.
00:35:26He's cute.
00:35:27Michelangelo had a son.
00:35:28Now I can have mine.
00:35:29Looks like someone needs Obeez.
00:35:46What's going on?
00:35:48That's Michelangelo Dino Livino, the Nepo Baby Underwear Model.
00:35:52He's not.
00:35:53You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:55Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:57What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:58Back off.
00:35:59Dude.
00:36:00Back off.
00:36:01Grubby little hipster.
00:36:02She's my fiance.
00:36:04So that wasn't the Asian Marine.
00:36:06Jake, I can explain.
00:36:09Let's go.
00:36:11I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:13I'm not Jake.
00:36:19This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver.
00:36:22I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:36:36You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:37Yeah, why don't I have the paparazzi following me around?
00:36:40Just an Italian American psycho.
00:36:43I'm not following you around.
00:36:46You know what?
00:36:46I get it.
00:36:47You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:51Me jealous?
00:36:52Did you see the way you were acting around Jake?
00:36:55Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:57I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:37:00I have a name.
00:37:02Wait, what are you doing?
00:37:03That is an original.
00:37:04I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:37:07Oh, fine.
00:37:08I'll just hop into my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:11I don't care about your art.
00:37:12Your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:14They're treating me like shit.
00:37:17That's another renaissance.
00:37:18You have a history of work nightmare.
00:37:20I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:21We've got a contract.
00:37:23For an arranged marriage.
00:37:24Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:28You are such a simpleton.
00:37:32Wait, wait, wait.
00:37:34Well, at least I'm not to spoil crap.
00:37:36I tried to get along with you.
00:37:38You brought this onto yourself.
00:37:39I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:41Right back at you.
00:37:43I fucking hate you.
00:37:45I fucking hate you more.
00:37:46I fucking hate you more.
00:37:46I fucking hate you more.
00:38:11I fucking hate you more.
00:38:11I fucking hate you more.
00:38:12I fucking hate you more.
00:38:13I fucking hate you more.
00:38:13I fucking hate you more.
00:38:14I fucking hate you more.
00:38:14I fucking hate you more.
00:38:15I fucking hate you more.
00:38:15I fucking hate you more.
00:38:16I fucking hate you more.
00:38:17I fucking hate you more.
00:38:17I fucking hate you more.
00:38:18I fucking hate you more.
00:38:18I fucking hate you more.
00:38:19I fucking hate you more.
00:38:20I fucking hate you more.
00:38:21I fucking hate you more.
00:38:22I fucking hate you more.
00:38:23I fucking hate you more.
00:38:24I fucking hate you more.
00:38:25I fucking hate you more.
00:38:26I fucking hate you more.
00:38:27I fucking hate you more.
00:38:28I fucking hate you more.
00:38:29I fucking hate you more.
00:38:30I fucking hate you more.
00:38:31I fucking hate you more.
00:38:32Where am I?
00:38:49Who's spooning me?
00:38:52Is that Jake?
00:38:54How drunk was I?
00:39:00My cleanser?
00:39:01Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:08This has been all those three years.
00:39:12We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:15Yeah, too many drinks.
00:39:16We just forget it'll ever happen.
00:39:18If that's what you want.
00:39:20Definitely.
00:39:23I have to go to work.
00:39:26I should get up, too.
00:39:29Oh, my head.
00:39:31There's P.O. I encourage.
00:39:35Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:36Of course.
00:39:38My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:42Well, you look great.
00:39:44Thanks.
00:39:46I don't feel great.
00:39:48The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:50But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:56What's going on?
00:39:57So, Michelangelo and I have sex last night.
00:40:03Wait.
00:40:05For the first time?
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:08We're taking it slow.
00:40:11Michelangelo.
00:40:12The male gigolo.
00:40:13Taking it slow.
00:40:14Maybe I didn't misjudge him.
00:40:19And how was it?
00:40:23Well.
00:40:24Really bad.
00:40:25Right?
00:40:26Anyway.
00:40:27Actually.
00:40:28It was the best sex I've ever had?
00:40:31Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:36I am happy to use this.
00:40:39Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:41That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:44I don't get it.
00:40:45He and I are nothing alike.
00:40:47And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:48And I feel like an arcade game.
00:40:50He just keeps getting the high score again and again.
00:40:54You get the picture.
00:40:57Hey.
00:41:00Opposites attract.
00:41:01I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:41:05Because you're so different.
00:41:07Something like that.
00:41:17Here it comes.
00:41:18Right on the schedule.
00:41:20Dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:22Well, that's a little down easy.
00:41:24Weird.
00:41:25I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:37What was that about?
00:41:39Must be the hangover.
00:41:48Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:50We can finish what we started last time.
00:42:05Hey.
00:42:06Unfortunately, something came up.
00:42:08I can't make it tonight.
00:42:09Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:15And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:17Hey.
00:42:38hi we should talk about last night
00:42:46i'm not very good with words me neither but last night you don't have to say anything
00:42:53we both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hate each other like nothing ever happened
00:43:00i don't think you understand you just listen to me look you don't have to worry about me
00:43:05catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before i've never been with someone
00:43:10like you before okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your d-list actresses
00:43:17you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily i know that if you would
00:43:23take back last night that you would frankly so would i i think you're driving me nuts you don't
00:43:28understand let's let's get some take out and figure this thing out i don't need you to mansplain my own
00:43:34feelings to me wait did you just call me amelia
00:43:38what happened to dog walker i have a confession today
00:43:45i don't know how i don't know why
00:43:52that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:56really do i look like i'm lying not an actor i couldn't even do reality tv but there is
00:44:08a fire between us and me and some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:44:13you sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:44:18amelia please i know you felt it too
00:44:23amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:32amelia.oo.oo.go.oo.go.go.go.go.go.go.go.go.go.go.go.go.go.go.go. zitten
00:44:38so we're fighting it
00:44:41i've been thinking
00:44:42about you all day
00:44:43me too
00:44:45we do
00:45:02so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to lot fireball
00:45:25shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:29no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:33if you think that's fine just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis
00:45:39and he almost sinks to the boat
00:45:40you know when you're not acting like a complete ish bad you're not so bad
00:45:50thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:56hey if the sex stayed this good i'm open for anything
00:46:00i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:46:07you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:26oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:30oh hey royce
00:46:37jake
00:46:38i'm going
00:46:40good yeah
00:46:42well the other night was kind of crazy i don't know
00:46:46i could have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight
00:46:51and i'm tired for bringing him to this
00:46:55is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like a caveman locking home his woman
00:47:04well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him
00:47:11oh my god
00:47:12am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dinovolino
00:47:16i didn't mean to cry
00:47:17just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:20i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:23thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiancee
00:47:31i don't think i have a connection
00:47:32you're a cat person
00:47:34it never would have worked
00:47:36come on baby let's go
00:47:39cats are awesome
00:47:44that was a great presentation
00:47:50the mark and the director loved her ideas for the new line
00:47:53you think so
00:47:54maybe i'm finally starting to get hanging with the ceo thing
00:47:58oh yeah yeah
00:47:59now listen
00:48:00i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:48:02you mind watching your little brother for me
00:48:05gucci
00:48:06sure
00:48:06but i mean
00:48:07your dog's more emilia specialty
00:48:09yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:11you invited her for a romantic date
00:48:13at the dog park
00:48:15at the dog park
00:48:16mm-hmm
00:48:17i just texted her
00:48:18it's all set
00:48:19now
00:48:20go girl
00:48:22old boy
00:48:23so
00:48:33you just throw it
00:48:35he brings it back
00:48:36you've never played fetch before
00:48:38it's
00:48:39it's my dad's dog
00:48:41not mine
00:48:42let me try
00:48:44that's okay
00:48:45i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:49do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:54no
00:48:57i like my work
00:48:58what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:49:01have fun
00:49:02you're right
00:49:04i should work less
00:49:06if nothing else
00:49:08you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:11i've got a big surprise
00:49:21a surprise
00:49:23just wait to see
00:49:25what's that
00:49:29special delivery from maschione's italian deli
00:49:39the gucci
00:49:49it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:51you know that's awful for dogs
00:49:55right
00:49:56i thought
00:49:57that's a special kid
00:50:01i also thought
00:50:04we could use his water bowl
00:50:06for a little bit of the auntie too
00:50:07kidding
00:50:09this is for us
00:50:11why don't you get his court shirt
00:50:13what else is in the bag
00:50:14just some
00:50:15imported italian ingredients
00:50:17so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:19you can cook
00:50:20you can cook
00:50:31that was so good
00:50:35i feel like i just
00:50:37went to italy
00:50:38even though i've never been
00:50:39how did you
00:50:41do this
00:50:42i can't cook at all
00:50:43making italian food
00:50:45is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:46did you learn it in culinary school
00:50:48no
00:50:49my mom taught me
00:50:50tell me about her
00:50:52i've
00:50:53never told a girl about my mom
00:50:55sorry
00:50:57i don't mean to pry
00:50:58she
00:51:00passed away when i was 11
00:51:01breast cancer
00:51:03but
00:51:05i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:06she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:51:09and
00:51:09she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:12we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:51:15just cooking and
00:51:16eating and
00:51:17laughing
00:51:18i still
00:51:20have all of her recipes
00:51:22here
00:51:22handwritten in italian
00:51:24that's really special
00:51:26i miss her
00:51:30and
00:51:31this might sound corny but
00:51:33i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:36it's not corny
00:51:38but i didn't know you're such a softie
00:51:41don't tell tmz
00:51:43what about your parents
00:51:46my parents died in a car accident
00:51:49when i was 13
00:51:50it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:53sorry
00:51:54i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:57i don't want to lose her too
00:52:01i'm sorry
00:52:04your story made me emotional
00:52:06i'm gonna go do this shit
00:52:07i'll help you
00:52:09no no it's fine
00:52:10i like doing the dishes
00:52:11it relaxes me
00:52:12good
00:52:14because i hate them
00:52:15well then i guess we make the team
00:52:17is it just the wine
00:52:23or am i really falling for
00:52:25him
00:52:26or her
00:52:26you don't
00:52:30hey
00:52:40hey
00:52:41do you want an espresso
00:52:43i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:46no thank you
00:52:47me that morning i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:49okay
00:52:49well don't forget gucci
00:52:51how could i
00:52:52ready bro
00:52:55well let me figure it out
00:52:57what do you know about us
00:53:00you wear these shirts to work
00:53:02and you wear man thongs to be soon
00:53:05touché
00:53:06there you go
00:53:08bye
00:53:09bye
00:53:11love you
00:53:14love you too
00:53:15sorry
00:53:25reflex
00:53:26i didn't even say that
00:53:28me neither
00:53:29too soon
00:53:30talk about it later
00:53:32yeah
00:53:33okay
00:53:35okay
00:53:35uh
00:53:37has that been any more awkward
00:53:38and is michael andwell really in love with me
00:53:42uh
00:53:44uh
00:53:46look who's here
00:53:48hey
00:53:49hey
00:53:50hey
00:53:50my little guy
00:53:51hey
00:53:51hey
00:53:52Gucci
00:53:52look at this right here
00:53:55huh
00:53:55this guy
00:53:57huh
00:53:57oh yeah
00:53:59now here's that
00:54:00here's mine
00:54:01right
00:54:02just like that
00:54:03huh
00:54:04yeah
00:54:04even we got one for big brother
00:54:06right there
00:54:07you know
00:54:08come to bar
00:54:09yes my boy
00:54:11he he
00:54:12all right
00:54:13all right
00:54:13so
00:54:14we gotta talk about this
00:54:15uh
00:54:16this wedding life
00:54:16it's just two weeks off
00:54:18hollywood bowl
00:54:19there
00:54:19waiting for an answer
00:54:20and i bumped into
00:54:21chris martin on the plane
00:54:23he says the band
00:54:24is free
00:54:25you like cold
00:54:27huh
00:54:27dad
00:54:28we can't have a wedding
00:54:30at home
00:54:30well
00:54:31well i did a little book
00:54:34of the magic castle
00:54:35how about that
00:54:36not too big
00:54:37plenty of room for cold play
00:54:38let's just pump the bricks
00:54:40we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:43what
00:54:44something wrong with
00:54:45really
00:54:45no
00:54:46everything is great
00:54:48it's better than great
00:54:50honestly
00:54:50but
00:54:52we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:54that's
00:54:55our thing
00:54:56it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:58i think you make her uncomfortable
00:55:00wow
00:55:02i never thought of that
00:55:03yeah you have a very good point
00:55:06yeah
00:55:06i'm very impressed
00:55:09you've never acted like this
00:55:12with any other woman
00:55:14i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:55:16with another girl
00:55:17sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:20love
00:55:21yeah
00:55:23i don't know
00:55:25he's so cute
00:55:28aye aye
00:55:29change the deal
00:55:31gonna cancel the hollered bowl
00:55:33alright
00:55:33and then we'll have a nice small
00:55:35intimate affair
00:55:36a wedding
00:55:37with
00:55:38cold play
00:55:39no cold play dad
00:55:40no cold play
00:55:42so
00:55:50it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:53it's not working
00:55:54i know it
00:55:56i talked to my doctor yesterday
00:55:58and i'm cured
00:56:00what
00:56:02you're cured
00:56:03oh
00:56:05congratulations
00:56:06thank you
00:56:08i wasn't expecting it
00:56:10i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:13it only took two sessions
00:56:15i almost had enough of my savings to cover that
00:56:18maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:21what's wrong sis
00:56:23we could be celebrating
00:56:25i brought prosecco
00:56:27no
00:56:28yeah
00:56:28no i'm good
00:56:30yeah
00:56:31amelia
00:56:32i'm your sister
00:56:34you can tell me anything
00:56:36is it michelangelo
00:56:38is everything okay
00:56:40if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:43i will take that man thong
00:56:45and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:47that it will cut him into you
00:56:48it's not michelangelo
00:56:51that's he
00:56:51it's me
00:56:54i have to tell you something
00:56:57and not believe
00:57:03that they convinced you to do
00:57:05an arranged marriage
00:57:07what is this game of thrones
00:57:09it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:11and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:14actually
00:57:16he's not that bad
00:57:18i kinda like him
00:57:20yeah
00:57:22babe
00:57:23that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:24we need to get you out of there
00:57:26betsy
00:57:27i have
00:57:29real feelings for you
00:57:31but
00:57:32what about the tabloid story
00:57:36you heard what he did to that
00:57:37flutie and disney world
00:57:39they banned him
00:57:40for life
00:57:41you'll never go to eckhart
00:57:42he's not actually like the stories
00:57:45or
00:57:46at least not to me
00:57:48he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:57:51amelia
00:57:52if you marry michelangelo
00:57:55he will make your life a living hell
00:57:59what if you need him
00:58:01yeah
00:58:02need him
00:58:04maybe you'll change your mind
00:58:05maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:07don't
00:58:08please
00:58:09for me
00:58:10just give him a chance
00:58:12fine
00:58:14yes
00:58:15only one
00:58:16yes
00:58:17you won't regret it
00:58:20i'm gonna go get there for a second
00:58:22you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:26thank you for making money
00:58:31of course
00:58:32i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:34we need to celebrate
00:58:35michelangelo
00:58:39you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:43right
00:58:43you need me to say something
00:58:44i'm serious
00:58:46it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:48have a glass of wine
00:58:50tonight's gonna be great
00:58:53it's
00:59:03enormous
00:59:04why would anybody need so much room
00:59:09it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:13nice to finally meet you
00:59:16betsy
00:59:17hmm
00:59:18so
00:59:20this is the
00:59:22infamous
00:59:23uh
00:59:24michelangelo
00:59:26hmm
00:59:28how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:3096 dollar period
00:59:32mainly since the year that you were born
00:59:34yeah
00:59:35sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:38it's worth more than my car
00:59:39why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:42hmm
00:59:43899 Ralphs
00:59:45it's delicious
00:59:47this was made in france
00:59:50sorry
00:59:51can't touch that stuff
00:59:52so
00:59:54who wants a drink
00:59:55you
01:00:16you've hardly touched your food
01:00:18it's
01:00:20a little too
01:00:21rich
01:00:22for me
01:00:23mine tastes great
01:00:25so
01:00:27michelangelo
01:00:28i
01:00:28i have some
01:00:30big sister questions
01:00:31to ask about the
01:00:32prenuptials coming up
01:00:33you
01:00:34don't mind
01:00:35do you
01:00:36fire away
01:00:37so i know you two have been having your
01:00:40fun
01:00:42um
01:00:44but
01:00:44what's this relationship
01:00:46gonna look like
01:00:47once that honeymoon phase
01:00:48wears off
01:00:49i don't think it's going to
01:00:51that's cute and all
01:00:54but
01:00:54what about her career
01:00:56are you gonna support her
01:00:57or kids
01:00:59what's your stance on that
01:01:00or are you just gonna
01:01:01jump to the next person
01:01:03once you get bored
01:01:03and this gets too serious
01:01:04let's see
01:01:05look
01:01:06i know i have a past
01:01:08but
01:01:09i'm not committed to
01:01:11we haven't talked about kids
01:01:13but
01:01:13i'm a woman in anything
01:01:14see michelangelo
01:01:15that's my point
01:01:16you two are getting married
01:01:18and you barely know each other
01:01:20we know
01:01:21easy
01:01:22i just think it's a bad idea
01:01:26getting married this soon
01:01:27and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:29you would give her the time
01:01:32and what makes you such an expert
01:01:34i don't see what you're doing on your finger
01:01:36why is michelangelo
01:01:37you probably picked them apart
01:01:39the way you're doing to me right now
01:01:40it's no wonder amelia was so uptight
01:01:41with that man
01:01:42she gets it for you
01:01:43are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:46you started it
01:01:47what
01:01:51why don't we all just
01:01:55calm down
01:01:56betsy's just looking up for maria's interests
01:01:59no
01:01:59she's alone and miserable
01:02:01and trying to drag you down with her
01:02:03that's not fair michelangelo
01:02:04she's not been fair to me
01:02:05since she walked through the door
01:02:06you're the horniest bastard of beverly hills
01:02:08and you're a frigid lonely woman
01:02:10who cannot stand to see her sister back
01:02:12you know what
01:02:12you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:14that's my sister
01:02:15she just survived cancer
01:02:17but it does give her a right
01:02:21insult me inside my own house
01:02:22this is my house too
01:02:24and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:25not to me
01:02:26you know maybe she shouldn't be concerned
01:02:28i don't like this side of you
01:02:29see i told you you should have spent more time
01:02:31getting to know each other
01:02:32but i guess the contract
01:02:33doesn't allow for that
01:02:35you told her
01:02:36she's my sister
01:02:37i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:39oh is that all i am to you
01:02:41a contractual agreement
01:02:42some kind of obligation
01:02:43it's not what i meant
01:02:45it came out wrong earlier
01:02:46i love you
01:02:48you love me
01:02:50don't listen to me
01:02:52he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:53shut the fuck up
01:02:54you know what
01:02:56maybe she was right
01:02:57i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:59it's over
01:02:59we need to get out of here
01:03:08i think
01:03:08how many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:10know what happens
01:03:11when you tell red people secrets
01:03:13amelia
01:03:17i know this is hard to hear
01:03:20but
01:03:21you did the right thing
01:03:23you do so much better than him
01:03:25yeah
01:03:27but he isn't a monster
01:03:29i shouldn't have said that
01:03:31we can talk about it on the road
01:03:33get packing
01:03:34and if we leave now
01:03:36we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:37they look for it
01:03:38mexico
01:03:39or canada
01:03:40whatever
01:03:41it's that or they hear
01:03:43and get sued
01:03:44by the dino lavinos
01:03:45don't worry
01:03:47i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:50i mean
01:03:50i only told you about the contract
01:03:53it's not like i told the media
01:03:54you don't know that
01:03:57we're
01:03:58liabilities
01:03:59loose ends
01:04:00you should listen to a true kind of podcast
01:04:02get rid of that thing
01:04:08they could be tracking us right now
01:04:10yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplexy
01:04:15at night
01:04:15see
01:04:17he could have a sniper on us
01:04:20it's romulus
01:04:24hey romulus
01:04:26what
01:04:28what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:30gucci's missing
01:04:32you came
01:04:43against my better judgment
01:04:46i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:49i've just been busy
01:04:51but
01:04:51it's over with now
01:04:54you should
01:04:56punish me for strain
01:04:58you make me sick
01:05:01i make me sick
01:05:03nice
01:05:12underwear
01:05:14it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:16okay
01:05:21let's get this over with
01:05:23is that all you have to say
01:05:28do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:31i'm sorry
01:05:33chantel
01:05:34i thought i wanted this
01:05:37but i don't
01:05:39i don't
01:05:40i'm not the side that i used to be
01:05:44melia broke up with me
01:05:49it feels like she stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:56never in a million years i think i'd fall for dog work but here i am fucking devastated
01:06:03and all i wish i could take back how i acted
01:06:06i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:10melia
01:06:11oh
01:06:12hi dad
01:06:13gucci's gone
01:06:14i'll be right there
01:06:27what
01:06:28romulus
01:06:31what
01:06:32oh
01:06:33oh
01:06:34wait
01:06:35well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:38we're practically in the house in the office and he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:44i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:48well we can help you find him
01:06:50yeah
01:06:51right
01:06:52oh
01:06:53uh
01:06:54i don't know
01:06:56i don't know
01:06:57good thanks
01:06:58good
01:06:59gucci
01:07:00this better not be a trap
01:07:01just come on
01:07:04gucci
01:07:05gucci
01:07:06gucci
01:07:07gucci
01:07:08hey hey hey where's michael angelo
01:07:09huh
01:07:10i thought you were both together why is he here with you
01:07:12oh um he's
01:07:14sorry i'm late dad
01:07:15where were you
01:07:17i had to stop her late night delivery of mascheronis
01:07:20it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:22this doesn't bring me out of hiding
01:07:24nothing will
01:07:25you
01:07:26ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:07:27smart move dude
01:07:28here ladies take the pieces for sure yes
01:07:31I'm in here.
01:07:47Gucci!
01:07:53I told you.
01:07:55We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:59We're never going to find him.
01:08:01Don't give up, Dad.
01:08:02He's just off having a little adventure.
01:08:04Keep looking.
01:08:04He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:07See?
01:08:08They're not going to kill us.
01:08:10I do have to admit, though.
01:08:12I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:15He's really there for his dad.
01:08:17His dad's dog.
01:08:20So you approve now?
01:08:21I didn't say that.
01:08:25Gucci!
01:08:25Gucci!
01:08:29My boy's back!
01:08:31Oh!
01:08:37Okay, okay.
01:08:41I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:44I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:57A little.
01:08:59It's okay.
01:09:00Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:09:03They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:06Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:12Please?
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:14Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:20Please?
01:09:21Okay.
01:09:31Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:34I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up that you were permission to contract.
01:09:44I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:50Thanks for saying that.
01:09:52I need to hear that.
01:09:55And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:59You're not one.
01:10:00I'm still learning new things about you.
01:10:04Most of them are good.
01:10:07I'm happy we signed contract.
01:10:10I'm not.
01:10:14You're not?
01:10:14What do you mean?
01:10:18I mean, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:22I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:25And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stayed together.
01:10:29I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:36Dad.
01:10:37What is it, son?
01:10:37Son, I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:42Why, son?
01:10:44Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:47And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:53But because she wants to.
01:10:59Consider our contract null and void.
01:11:05I'm sorry.
01:11:07Will you marry me?
01:11:18Will you marry me?
01:11:21Yes.
01:11:22I'll marry you.
01:11:34No.
01:11:37You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:42And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:45Look at me.
01:11:46I'm dribbling like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:50All right, all right, you two.
01:11:52That's enough, all right?
01:11:54We spent this whole night together.
01:11:56Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:58We'll have a nice breakfast in Italian style.
01:12:00Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:12:04I think I can get used to it.
01:12:06And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:09I want to hear from everybody involved,
01:12:12especially Coldplay.
01:12:13We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:16It was worth a try.
01:12:17And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:44Michaelangelo?
01:12:48Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple,
01:12:54we're perfect together.
01:12:56I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time,
01:13:01and not just about dogs.
01:13:04I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:10I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:15as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:19And in return, I promise to be patient
01:13:26and a loving husband as you turn our backyard
01:13:29into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:36Amelia, you're the only thing better than a free underwear.
01:13:41I love you so much.
01:13:48I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model,
01:13:54but here we are.
01:13:56Michaelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell,
01:13:59and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest,
01:14:01something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:04And although we haven't spent much time together,
01:14:12it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:15I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:17Te amo, Michaelangelo.
01:14:19I love you.
01:14:20With the power vested in me, my almighty God,
01:14:23and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:14:25I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:28You may kiss your bride.
01:14:29Thanks.
01:14:39I'm Betsy.
01:14:41Amelia's sister.
01:14:43I'm Jake.
01:14:44Another dog walker.
01:14:46It's crazy.
01:14:47You know, give him my sister,
01:14:48but I was a little more of a cat person.
01:14:52Me too.
01:14:52Woo!
01:14:55Strong faith, class family.
01:14:59Choosing the moon is a tragedy.
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