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00:00:00...married.
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Your place or mine.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't walk around.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair,
00:02:13we thought I was leaving.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me,
00:02:27I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jake.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for Mantho.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:23These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Cool.
00:04:44Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:20Two ladies back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:27You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned. You went to business school.
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen Niente from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But...
00:05:57I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:59So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20I thought...
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:41Julia.
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:02No.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:08I'm sorry.
00:07:09This...
00:07:10No, no, forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings...
00:07:18For my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:25And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia.
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:04Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Wow.
00:08:15Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet Michelangelo on my side.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:41I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:43Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45Amelia.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:13Not half bad.
00:09:15I mean, it's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:18Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:21Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:37I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:49I told you, I'm...
00:09:51Fine.
00:10:00See, dog walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:06What the fuck?!
00:10:08This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:15You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:21What's wrong?
00:10:23I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:26I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:29No, no, no, please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:32My son, he's immature.
00:10:34And that's why I invited you.
00:10:36Put forward it.
00:10:38Please.
00:10:40Just have a seat.
00:10:42And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:44Won't you, son?
00:10:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02I want the business.
00:11:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:23Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, Angela, look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:47There's something uncommon already.
00:11:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy with my first match.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:12As if.
00:12:14Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:16I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:21Or you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:27What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:50If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:56And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:59What the hell, Dad?
00:13:03Fuck it. Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:12And, son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:28And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:53All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So.
00:14:26Your place or mine?
00:14:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:30Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:42So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:50Ugh.
00:14:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:55What was this?
00:14:56Put it in the trash.
00:14:57This isn't trash.
00:14:58These are my sisters.
00:14:59She's an artist.
00:15:00So put them in your room.
00:15:01I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:02Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:03Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:04That's man thong.
00:15:05It's trademarked.
00:15:06Look.
00:15:07I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:08If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:13It's electric.
00:15:14Oh, by the way.
00:15:15This is gonna work.
00:15:16You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:17Gee, thanks.
00:15:18Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:19I'm sorry.
00:15:20Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:21That's man thong.
00:15:22It's trademarked.
00:15:23Look.
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:25If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:28It's electric.
00:15:29Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:39You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:42Gee, thanks.
00:15:43Welcome.
00:15:51You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:55Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02Actually, we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:06Like I always taught you.
00:16:09Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:26No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valino?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:16:33Shhhh.
00:16:34Socialite animals?
00:16:35Like start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:36How did you even meet?
00:16:37His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:38It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:39He's so toxic.
00:16:40Speak of the devil.
00:16:41Oh, yeah.
00:16:42You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:43This is a doctor's office.
00:16:44Amelia.
00:16:45Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:46Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:47Doctor's ready.
00:16:48We'll talk about this later.
00:16:49We'll talk about this later.
00:16:50Thanks.
00:16:51I'm sorry.
00:16:52I'm sorry.
00:16:53I'm sorry.
00:16:54It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:56He's so toxic.
00:16:57Speak of the devil?
00:16:58Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:03This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:07Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:10Doctor's ready.
00:17:12We'll talk about this later.
00:17:33We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:38We're already wet.
00:17:56Where did that come from?
00:18:03ôiôiôi audio
00:18:24Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:27Thanks.
00:18:28Finally.
00:18:29Bolo's good taste.
00:18:32Oh, I'm good. You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:57Who are you? Who are you?
00:18:59Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:17You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:26Sweet dreams.
00:19:37I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.
00:20:02See you later.
00:20:03And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:12How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No. What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:35I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:01Don't screw this up.
00:21:04I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:07I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:17Sorry. It's a bit harsh. I'm just really hungover.
00:21:26That could have gone better.
00:21:33Hey, baby.
00:21:35You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:40I know. I like it.
00:21:42Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my mind.
00:21:46Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine. Yeah. We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:06Yeah, you're right.
00:22:07Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Right. Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12Come on.
00:22:13Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:22It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah. Same here.
00:22:38Sorry. Gucci's, um, a bit crazy. His whole family, actually.
00:22:43All these rich people are nuts. I should make a reality show.
00:22:48We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:52Do you want to walk together? Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah. I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months. I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:12Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:15Delivery guy.
00:23:17Movie extra?
00:23:18You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:24How about you?
00:23:25How long have you been doing this?
00:23:27I don't know. My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:36Wow. I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:44If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:47My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:50Do you want to go?
00:23:52I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:58I still do.
00:23:59He's cute. I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:09Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:12I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:40Looks pretty big.
00:24:43It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:52I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No, are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:14I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where? I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:25Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:29You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factor?
00:25:36Very funny.
00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40That means you got to get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:47Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:25:48Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:56Oh my goodness.
00:25:57Are you okay?
00:25:58Hi.
00:25:59I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:00You're engaged, remember?
00:26:01And this is our new palette.
00:26:02It's Matt's collection.
00:26:03He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:04But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:06But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:13What, Dad?
00:26:14What a day, Dad.
00:26:15It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:16It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:17What?
00:26:18You're engaged.
00:26:19You're engaged, remember?
00:26:20You're engaged, remember?
00:26:21And this is our new palette.
00:26:22It's Matt's collection.
00:26:23He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:29What, Dad?
00:26:34What a day, Dad.
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:40What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you.
00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:40Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:28:02Tonight.
00:28:04Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:08I promise we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Berlina Ampia.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:22I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:25You're getting along, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32Alright, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:28:38Why, Dad?
00:28:41Why, Dad?
00:28:53So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:59Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:03And?
00:29:04You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:07But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:29:10I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out!
00:29:34I'm coming out.
00:29:37That bad?
00:29:39I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:44Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:50Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:52I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:04What are you looking at?
00:30:05You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:21Oh, thanks.
00:30:22I, um, I...
00:30:24Did you forget my name?
00:30:25No, it's just, uh, something different.
00:30:27Did you change your hair?
00:30:28Why do you care?
00:30:29The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:30I'm going out.
00:30:31I just forgot my charger.
00:30:32Awesome, thanks.
00:30:33I'm taking this.
00:30:35Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:36We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:38I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:40Hold on!
00:30:44Amelia!
00:30:45My warehouse is yours tonight. I'm going out. I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome. Thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait. I've been calling you. We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:57I told you. I'm busy.
00:30:59Hold on!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right. Hey. Look who's right on time. Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick. She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa. If your fiancé is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you gotta stay home with her. Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon. Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:44Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:47I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey. It's Mike Lanzolo, Dean Levino.
00:31:59You still track people?
00:32:00Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:18You look like you just walked off a runway. Without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry. I don't come to concerts often. I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries. I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight. Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow. The IP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jamie.
00:32:43Hey. Lover boy. We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go. Find me in the green room after. Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg. Lover boy.
00:32:55Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16Good. Nothing from Michelangelo. Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:33But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:39Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older? I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's alright. Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want something to drink?
00:34:10Yeah. Thank you.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23I played in bands all through high school and college,
00:34:25but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job,
00:34:33focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:48Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that.
00:35:03I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:07Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:10Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:13The heck.
00:35:14I'm tipsy.
00:35:15He's cute.
00:35:16Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:17Now I can have mine.
00:35:18Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:23What's going on?
00:35:24That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:35:31He's not.
00:35:32You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:33Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:34What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:35Back off, dude.
00:35:36Back off.
00:35:37You guys.
00:35:39You grubby little hipster.
00:35:42She's my fiance.
00:35:43So that was an engagement ring.
00:35:44Jake, I can explain.
00:35:46Let's go.
00:35:48I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:49I'm not, Jake.
00:35:53I'm not Jake.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster. She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:02Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:24I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what? I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:52Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05They're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this onto yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I don't think I had a job.
00:38:17Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:45Is that Jake?
00:38:47How drunk was I?
00:38:53Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:01Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:07No, we had too many drinks.
00:39:09We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:13Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:19I should get up too.
00:39:21Oh, my head.
00:39:23There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:39:27Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:29Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:35Well, you look great.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:51Sooo...
00:39:53Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:55Wait.
00:39:57For the first time?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:03Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:11And...
00:40:13How was it?
00:40:15Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually...
00:40:21It was the best sex I ever had?
00:40:23Well...
00:40:25That explains the glow.
00:40:27I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:31Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:36I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:41I feel like...
00:40:42Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:52Opposites attract.
00:40:54I mean...
00:40:55That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:00Something like that.
00:41:10Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:12Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:15I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:17Weird.
00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:24What was that about?
00:41:25Must be the hangover.
00:41:26Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:27Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:28Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:29Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:30Hey.
00:41:31Unfortunately, something came out.
00:41:32I don't know.
00:41:33I don't know.
00:41:34I don't know.
00:41:35What was that about?
00:41:36Must be the hangover.
00:41:37Hey.
00:41:38I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:39Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:41Hey.
00:41:42I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:43Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:45Hey.
00:41:46Unfortunately, something came up.
00:41:47I...
00:41:48I can't make it tonight.
00:41:49Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:07And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:10Hey.
00:42:11Hi.
00:42:12We should talk about...
00:42:40I'm not very good with words
00:42:43Me neither
00:42:44But last night I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened
00:42:53I don't think you understand it
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59I'm a big girl
00:43:00I've had a one night stand before
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04Okay, I get it
00:43:06I'm not one of your models
00:43:09Or your D-list actresses
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech
00:43:13About letting me down easily
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night
00:43:17That you would
00:43:18And frankly, so would I
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts
00:43:21You don't understand
00:43:22Let's get some takeout
00:43:23And figure this thing out
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28Wait
00:43:29Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:36I have a confession to make
00:43:39Last night
00:43:43I don't know how
00:43:45I don't know why
00:43:46That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:43:49Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor
00:43:56I could even do reality TV
00:43:58But there is a fire between us, Amelia
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:44:06You sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:44:11Amelia
00:44:11Please
00:44:13I know you felt it too
00:44:16Amelia, please
00:44:23Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25I felt it too
00:44:28So why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36Me too
00:44:38But I'm not getting out of here
00:44:53But I'm trying to help you out
00:44:54Maybe I am not
00:44:56I'm not having enough
00:44:57I am a handcuff
00:44:59But I'm not waiting to find that
00:45:00But I mother
00:45:01So how are we fighting it?
00:45:02Because I'm not
00:45:03How can I feel about you?
00:45:05I'm just telling you
00:45:06so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's superyant if you think that's funny just wait till the
00:45:29next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:36you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:44thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:45:58we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together why not
00:46:05were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:36look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that so aggressive
00:46:51and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like
00:46:56a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him oh my god my actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:33cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:48maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:52oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci sure
00:48:00but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:48:09at the dog park
00:48:10mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her it's all set
00:48:13now
00:48:14go get her lover boy
00:48:16so
00:48:27you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's
00:48:33it's my dad's dog
00:48:35not mine
00:48:36let me try
00:48:38that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:48:42dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:55have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:17just wait and see
00:49:19grazie
00:49:28have a good night
00:49:29mr. dino-golino
00:49:29what's that
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:41but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right
00:49:49i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought
00:49:58we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into
00:50:01no kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:05why don't you get us a coarse cream
00:50:06what else is in the bag
00:50:08just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients
00:50:11so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this
00:50:36i can't cook
00:50:36at all
00:50:37making italian food
00:50:38is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:40did you learn in culinary school
00:50:41no
00:50:43my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl
00:50:48about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:51i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she
00:50:54passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but
00:50:59i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village
00:51:02in tuscany
00:51:03and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:51:09just cooking and eating
00:51:10and laughing
00:51:11i still
00:51:14have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her
00:51:29when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:40my parents died in a car accident
00:51:43when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:58your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no
00:52:03no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:17or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:20you don't want espresso
00:52:24hey
00:52:34hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:40no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting
00:52:42i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well
00:52:44don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:08love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:23too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:43my little guy
00:53:45hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:49huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:08we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding
00:54:10right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold
00:54:21play right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood bowl
00:54:24cool
00:54:25well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29well how about that
00:54:30not too big plenty room for cold play
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:35we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:37what
00:54:38something wrong with Amelia
00:54:40no
00:54:41everything is great
00:54:43it's better than great honestly
00:54:46but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:54:49that's our thing
00:54:51it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:53i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:55wow i never thought of that
00:54:59you know you have a very good point
00:55:00yeah
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:55:10with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:22all right all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:25gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:27all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:33no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:44it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:47it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:50i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:02i wasn't expecting it
00:56:04i didn't think i would be cured
00:56:05in only two sessions
00:56:07it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings
00:56:11to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:21no
00:56:22yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:25emilia
00:56:26emilia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i have to tell you something
00:56:55i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:10he's not that bad
00:57:12i kinda like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:17that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:29you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:57:45miss amelia
00:57:46if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:53what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:58:00maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:20thank you for making dinner
00:58:25of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:33you know that betsy
00:58:34is the most important person
00:58:36in the world to me
00:58:37right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:39i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me
00:58:41that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:47it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need
00:59:01so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off
00:59:23with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Dom Perignon
00:59:26Amelia said that's the year
00:59:27that you were born
00:59:28yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:32it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:45can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:12it's a little too rich
01:00:14it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:19so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:31so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:38but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:48what about her career
01:00:50are you gonna support her
01:00:51or kids
01:00:53what's your stance on that
01:00:53or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58let's see
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03i'm committed to him
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:07i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:17i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:26and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:30michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met him
01:01:36she gets it from you
01:01:37are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:42why don't we all just calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:52no she's alone and miserable
01:01:55and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:06you know what you can't talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her
01:02:30she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you
01:02:35a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:02i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:07amelia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:14but
01:03:15you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:21but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:25we can talk about it on the road
01:03:27get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:37by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:41i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean i only told you about the contract
01:03:47it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:51we're
01:03:52liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02that could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:09see
01:04:11you could have a sniper on us
01:04:14it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:20what
01:04:22what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08it's great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:23do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:26i'm
01:05:26sorry
01:05:27chantelle
01:05:29i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:35i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:00i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:03i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:07i'll be right there
01:06:08i'll be right there
01:06:27romulus
01:06:30what
01:06:30oh
01:06:31oh
01:06:32well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:41i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:44well we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48right
01:06:49oh
01:06:50good thanks
01:06:52good
01:06:53gucci
01:06:54this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:57gucci
01:07:00gucci
01:07:01gucci
01:07:02hey where's becalangelo
01:07:04i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:07oh um he's
01:07:08sorry i'm late dad
01:07:11where were you
01:07:12i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:15gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:07:19smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it
01:07:29give me the urs
01:07:30give me the urs
01:07:31give me the urs
01:07:32give me the urs
01:07:36gucci
01:07:42gucci
01:07:46he's hopeless
01:07:48we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:51we're never gonna find him
01:07:55don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:57keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:59see they're not gonna kill us
01:08:03i do have to admit though
01:08:05i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:07he's really there for his dad
01:08:10his dad's dog
01:08:12so you approve now
01:08:15they didn't say that
01:08:16gucci
01:08:20gucci
01:08:23my boy's back
01:08:25okay okay
01:08:34i'm a little closer to approving
01:08:38i might have possibly misjudged you a little it's okay most of what the tabloids published
01:08:56is true they just leave out part of the story amelia can we talk
01:09:03please
01:09:06amelia can we talk please okay
01:09:16amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight i shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:32and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:09:34i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:09:42thanks for saying that i needed to hear that and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:52you're not one i'm still learning new things about you most of them are good
01:10:01i'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:05i'm not
01:10:07you're not what do you mean
01:10:11amelia this might sound crazy but i meant it when i said that i love you and i don't want some
01:10:21lovely piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together
01:10:24i want to know that our love is real
01:10:28dad what is it son i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:10:36why son
01:10:38i want to say that i want to say that i want to ask her to marry me and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:46but because she wants to
01:10:54consider our contracts null and void
01:10:56amelia where will it be
01:11:08will you marry me
01:11:12will you marry me
01:11:15yes i'll marry you
01:11:26you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:36and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:39look at me i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:11:44all right all right you two that's enough all right we spent this whole night together
01:11:50come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:11:56hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:58i think i can get used to it
01:12:00and then we can all discuss the wedding all right i want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:06especially uh coldplay we're not getting coldplay dad
01:12:10it was worth a try
01:12:26and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:12:42amelia
01:12:45even though we're far from a perfect couple we're
01:12:48perfect together
01:12:51i've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs
01:12:58i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:13:02i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year and
01:13:14in return i promise
01:13:18to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:25um
01:13:27i um
01:13:30amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:36i love you so much
01:13:39i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've
01:13:52helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope
01:13:56to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:13:58and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way i know your
01:14:10mom would be proud of you ti amo michelangelo i love you with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:14:17and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss your bride
01:14:28thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker it's crazy you know given my sister but
01:14:43i've always been more of a cat person me too
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