00:00I am Dr. Wheeler, a renowned cryptonologist.
00:30I have been all over the Himalaya Mountains, Russia and China looking for the Yeti, or what
00:37you call the Abominable Snowman.
00:41We have heard reports that they might have gone over into Northern America and Canada,
00:50so we're quite fascinated.
00:53We've also found bone fragments and hair samples from the Yeti, and we believe it is related
01:03to the bear species.
01:07So, this is a first.
01:11I absolutely am so excited we captured a Yeti.
01:19Well it was on the Blue Line to Chicago.
01:22I had moved there to visit my family, and the man on the train said no, it was just a homeless
01:31man that rides the train often, but I know a Yeti when I see one, and here he is.
01:46Mr. Yeti, is that alright if I call you Mr. Yeti?
01:53And I have been working with him through sign language and primate gestures and vocalizations
02:04and hand signals to teach him a language.
02:09They've worked with monkeys for years and apes that have learned somewhat of a language.
02:16So, Mr. Yeti, can you tell me, can you answer this question?
02:26Where you live, do you live off of fish and seals and sometimes berries and fruits, is that
02:37correct?
02:38Did you hear that?
02:39He said yes.
02:42And then, uh, is it true you have a large family that's spread all across there?
02:48Hmm.
02:49He said yes again.
02:52So, uh, uh, please answer this question and tell me something you want to tell me.
03:03Hmm.
03:04I don't want to.
03:07Very tough.
03:09Oh, wow.
03:10He learned so fast.
03:12You know, uh, too bad they don't have a delivery service up in the Himalayan mountains since,
03:21uh, you're telling me that your species likes pizza and it'll already be frozen too.
03:28So that would be great.
03:30All right.
03:31So, thank you, Mr. Yeti, and we'll put you back in your cage now for a while.
03:39So, thank you.
03:41You'll have to read my next book.
03:44It explains everything we've done, everything we've learned about the Yeti.
03:51And, uh, it will be selling through Amazon.
03:54Bye-bye.
03:56No wonder it came all this way to Chicago.
04:01Everyone knows Chicago has the best pizza.
04:05åŗ informal fear from the NBA.
04:15And now we're gonna win.
04:17Thank you, babe.
04:19I'm going to win West,, alive.
04:20I'm going to win theŃŠ°Š¶ of the NBA for fouled not longé 3 in a 7 long hour.
04:24We're going to win the Olympics.
04:26You have to sing for the war period.
04:28You've gotta beigung, surprise me.
04:29Always, join a big line of theiji's ass.
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