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Mrbeast
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00:0010 Mutant Zombies versus 500 Winter Skeletons!
00:03A Wither Storm versus the largest army ever!
00:07I need you guys to pick who you think will win in a fight.
00:09This Warlord or a thousand zombies?
00:12I think Warlord.
00:13A thousand zombies.
00:15Warlord!
00:15My big brother!
00:17Servers, start the battle!
00:18Go, zombies, go!
00:19Ferris, wake up!
00:20Yeah!
00:21Oh, wait, he's getting angry.
00:23Oh, he's awoken!
00:24Oh!
00:25Whoa!
00:26He's one-shotting them!
00:27No!
00:28No, no, no!
00:30Oh, I mean, the zombies are doing some damage.
00:32The zombies are doing a lot!
00:33Yes!
00:34Yes!
00:35Don't let him swing!
00:37Whoa!
00:38What was that?
00:39That was a charge attack.
00:40Come on!
00:41Come on!
00:41Chandler, I think you got the dove!
00:43Oh, my God, it's actually closer than I thought.
00:46Oh!
00:47What?
00:48Oh, less close.
00:49Ferris, his sword's stuck!
00:51It's so close.
00:52Come on, you got it, buddy!
00:53Spare the zombie!
00:55Oh, my gosh.
00:56Chris and Carl just got one point.
00:58Chandler has zero.
01:00500 wither skeletons versus 10 mutant zombies.
01:03Skeletons!
01:04I think the zombies.
01:05Skeletons!
01:06Whoever has the least amount of points at the end of this video has to film the next video
01:10with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich smushed on their head.
01:13What?
01:14I'm already losing, can you tell me that?
01:16Server, start the battle!
01:18You can do it, zombies!
01:19Oh, God!
01:20Go forward!
01:22Whoa!
01:22Uh-oh!
01:23Oh, we got the Incredible Hulk!
01:25They got him in the corner.
01:26Oh, they killed one!
01:27Yes!
01:28The giant horde is approaching from the counter.
01:30Yes, sir!
01:30Work together, boys!
01:31They're spiking him downward!
01:33What the heck?
01:34Oh, my gosh!
01:35Wait, what are these skeletons doing over here?
01:37Wait, we might win!
01:39No, he can still win!
01:40Come on!
01:42Yes!
01:42Uh-oh!
01:44Chandler!
01:44We did it!
01:45Woo!
01:46Carl has two points, and Chandler and Chris have one.
01:48We have one giant naga versus 300 pillagers!
01:53Dibs on the snake!
01:54The snake!
01:54Oh, hello, snake man.
01:56I believe in naga!
01:58I need one of you to pick the pillagers.
01:59Whoever's last to stand on these blocks has to switch.
02:05Ah!
02:06Winner, I'll be upset!
02:07It's a win!
02:08Oh, dear God!
02:09Oh, no!
02:10Oh, he's fast!
02:12Shoot him!
02:13What are you doing?
02:14He's not really doing much.
02:15Come on, pillagers!
02:16Pillage!
02:17Naga, you can do it!
02:18You're letting me down!
02:20Oh, we're almost halfway.
02:21Come on, come on, baby!
02:22Like, are any of them dying?
02:23Yeah, like three.
02:24Yes, yes!
02:25Shoot him!
02:26Shoot him!
02:26Oh, they're fitting him off!
02:27He's only got four chunks!
02:29Naga, no!
02:30Destroy him!
02:31Show no mercy!
02:33Yeah!
02:34Naga?
02:35More like nada.
02:37That means Chandler and Carl now have two points.
02:40Chris, you're in dead last.
02:44500!
02:45I don't know why I'm yelling.
02:46Wither Skeletons versus 10 Mutant Skeletons.
02:50Let's go, Skellies!
02:5210 Mutant!
02:53Those Mutant Skeletons are going to shoot each other.
02:54What?
02:55No one told me that!
02:56Server, if you will.
02:57Oh, my gosh!
02:59I lost.
03:00Oh, wait!
03:01One died!
03:01One died!
03:01No!
03:03Two died!
03:04Two died!
03:04Don't hurt each other!
03:05You're friends!
03:06No!
03:07Yes!
03:07Keep hurting each other!
03:08Quick scope!
03:09Oh!
03:10Just sit there and die!
03:11They are just standing there.
03:13Oh, yeah!
03:14Oh, yeah!
03:14Oh, come on.
03:18Playing back, he trickshotted them.
03:19Oh, my gosh!
03:21High five!
03:22Chris, you are currently in dead last.
03:24Thanks for reminding me.
03:25Which is why I'm going to let you pick first, and the other two have to go on the opposite.
03:29Holy cow!
03:31Chris, would you rather have 100 armored pillagers or a scary, beefy mutant enderman?
03:37I'm going to go with the pillagers.
03:38Yes!
03:40Yes!
03:40We won, baby!
03:42Look at these guys.
03:43They're dripped out.
03:44Let's see if Chris is an idiot or not.
03:46Server, start the battle!
03:48Oh, yeah!
03:50Teleportation!
03:50Use your bows!
03:51Crush him!
03:52I feel like I might be able to win this.
03:54Look at him.
03:54Go, pillagers!
03:55You can do this!
03:56I feel like the enderman's low on health.
03:58If Chris loses this, he's going to fall even further behind.
04:01What are you doing?
04:02Get closer!
04:04Oh, he's throwing blocks now!
04:06Oh, dude, he just stepped on that pillager.
04:09Come on, guys.
04:10Oh, no, the blocks.
04:11The blocks are bad.
04:12Four more!
04:13Come on!
04:13Shoot him!
04:14Shoot him!
04:17Why did he not shoot him while he was screaming?
04:21The vicious scream!
04:23Yes!
04:23High five, Chandler!
04:24Come on!
04:25Now Chandler has four points, Carl has three,
04:27and Chris is even further and less.
04:29This behemoth right here is a Frostmaw.
04:32And like normal, we have 500 Wither Skeletons.
04:34Chris, bottom of the leaderboard couldn't be doing worse,
04:37so I'll give you the same treatment.
04:38You get a pick.
04:39I'm gonna pick the Frostmaw!
04:41Chandler and Carl, you guys are Team Skellies.
04:43Okay.
04:44Fine.
04:45Let the fight begin!
04:46Let's go, Skellies!
04:46Wake up, Frostmaw!
04:48Whoa!
04:49He's got a force field!
04:50They can't even get him!
04:51Oh, gosh.
04:51Oh, gosh.
04:53Where are you going?
04:53He said, let me hop out.
04:55Whoa!
04:56Get frozen.
04:57He's doing a lot of damage now.
04:59Oh, get him in the corner!
05:00Get him in the corner!
05:01Yes!
05:02Bye, buddy!
05:04Frostmaw!
05:04Bye!
05:06I just don't know what's going on.
05:08Chandler five, Carl four, Chris still one.
05:12How am I supposed to know?
05:13Chris, do you like peanut butter in your hair?
05:15Genuinely don't, actually.
05:16We have 200 evokers and 10 mutant snowmen.
05:20I just don't even know what an evoker is.
05:22How about you evoke your brain and pick the winner?
05:25It's gonna be mutant snowmen.
05:26He did it again!
05:28What do evokers even do?
05:29Server, start the battle!
05:31It doesn't listen to you.
05:33Oh, wait, it does!
05:34Oh, my gosh, what?
05:36What is that?
05:37What are those?
05:38Oh, my gosh!
05:39They do have magic!
05:40Oh, my!
05:44Chris, I'm just not sure about this one.
05:48Where'd they go?
05:49Oh, how was I supposed to know they can't?
05:53They're gone as fast as they got there!
05:56I'm so sad!
05:57Chandler has six, Carl has five, and Chris still has one.
06:011,000 mutant snow zombies or two mutant creepers.
06:05Can I phone a friend?
06:06Sure.
06:06And by friend, I mean my wife.
06:08We're recording a video.
06:09I just need you to tell me left or right.
06:12Right.
06:12All right, let's go.
06:13Please, Katie, please have chose right.
06:15Server!
06:16Battle start!
06:17What the?
06:19Holy crap!
06:21Oh!
06:23Okay.
06:24This guy's not even attacking.
06:25What's he doing?
06:26He already died.
06:27Wait, why did he die already?
06:29Wait.
06:30Oh, yeah, I won!
06:32Yeah, my wife was right!
06:33You guys should get wipes!
06:35They're right sometimes.
06:36Holy cow!
06:38Whoa, what are these?
06:40Yeah, dibs.
06:40Chris picked the stone golems, which means you guys are stuffing skeletons.
06:44Mr. Server, start the battle.
06:46Whoa!
06:47Okay, never mind.
06:48We're done for.
06:49Oh, we're ruined.
06:50Let's go!
06:52Whoa!
06:53We have range.
06:53Stay back!
06:55Uh-oh.
06:57Oh, my God!
06:58It's actually possible!
06:59Oh, my God!
07:00It's gonna happen!
07:02Yay!
07:03Yes!
07:04Yes, yes, yes!
07:05I don't want to talk to anybody.
07:07You're probably gonna have a PB&J on your head.
07:09Here's one to eat.
07:10Just remember, it's going on your head.
07:11One sun chief versus 500 spiders.
07:14I'm gonna let them pick this time.
07:15Should we just go with the sun god?
07:17Wouldn't even mind losing.
07:18Look how cool he is.
07:19We'll take him.
07:19Everyone hates spiders.
07:21Use that energy.
07:22Kill the sun god.
07:24Be careful.
07:25What is he doing?
07:25Does he not move?
07:27He's calling lasers from the sun!
07:29Oh, he really is a sun chief.
07:32Oh, my God!
07:32I don't think he's gonna win this.
07:35He doesn't need to move.
07:36Go, spiders!
07:37You can do it!
07:38Go, my pretties!
07:39Oh, what?
07:40He's evolving!
07:42That was beautiful!
07:43His aura is unmatched!
07:44He can just use that twice in a row?
07:49Yeah!
07:50Yeah!
07:51Sun chief!
07:52Sun chief!
07:53You don't just use your ultimate two times in a row!
07:56And now it's time for the grand finale.
07:58Woo!
07:59A wither storm versus the largest army ever!
08:02Drop the nuke!
08:03He's sucking up blocks!
08:05Whoa!
08:06He's holding a command block so he can write code.
08:08What if it banned us?
08:10Oh!
08:11Laser!
08:12Oh, my God!
08:14Whoa!
08:15Whoa!
08:16Whoa!
08:16Whoa!
08:18What is that?
08:19What the heck?
08:20He's only bigger now!
08:22All right, boys!
08:22I'll stop him!
08:24There's two of them?
08:26Jimmy, you made it worse!
08:27I think you get the point.
08:28I think these water views can destroy a planet.
08:30I got a slice of peanut butter and a slice of jelly.
08:32And like I said, Chris has to film the next video with this on his head.
08:36Watch the next video to see what it looks like.
08:38This is gonna suck.