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00:00This week, Spin City's Michael Boltzmann, Elvira, Jeffrey Tambor, from Austin Towers, Mindy Sterling,
00:15everybody loves Raymond Brad Garrett, Gilbert Gottfried, from Sabrina to Teenage Rick, Caroline Ray,
00:22right at the median booth for dance, and starring Woody Goldberg, with your host, Tom Bergeron, all on Hollywood Squares.
00:38And here's Tom Bergeron.
00:43Thank you very much.
00:45Hi. It's Halloween. I was going for Bob Barker, and I ended up looking more like B. Arthur.
00:53So, go figure. We have a special week of shows, Halloween Aside, with some of your favorite DJs as contestants all week.
01:02You'll meet today's contestants in a moment, but first, hello, Halloween stars. How are you?
01:07Now, this week, we're having two DJs each day playing for charity, and any secret square or bonus prizes they win
01:18will be awarded to winners of local radio contests who have been flown to Hollywood
01:22and are right here in our lovely studio audience.
01:27Let's meet today's contestants from the country station WFMS in Indianapolis, Jim Denny.
01:34How are you doing, Jim? Tell us about yourself and your station.
01:37Doing good. Excited to be here. I do the morning show at WFMS.
01:40Recently, the CMA Station of the Year, so we're excited about that.
01:43I'm playing for a special contestant. I told her, I hope she can, that I can pull this off for her.
01:47I think I can. Michelle Wilkins.
01:48I have to say hi to my kids, Corbin and Taylor.
01:51Good luck, and we may meet Michelle later in the show.
01:55Ichabod Kane joins us from Seattle's KMPS 94.1.
02:00Hi, Ichabod. How are you?
02:01Tell us about yourself and your station.
02:03I host the morning show at KMPS in the beautiful Emerald City of Seattle.
02:08I also host a syndicated show called Honky Tonk Sundays.
02:12I'm playing for KMPS listener Lynn Kirkland.
02:15All right, Lynn. She's out there hoping for the best.
02:18We'll hear about the charities you're playing for later in the show as well.
02:22Now, you know how this works.
02:23You get three stars in a row to decide if the answers are given or correct or not.
02:26That's how you get the squares.
02:28First game is worth $1,000. Who won the toss backstage?
02:30I did.
02:31You did, all right. You get to start, Jim.
02:32Whoopi Goldberg, please.
02:34All right.
02:35Whoopi Mouse.
02:37Little Whoopi Mouse.
02:40Famous poet John Keats once said,
02:43A thing of beauty is what?
02:46Expensive in the long run.
02:49I mean, all you got to do is talk to Anna Nicole Smith.
02:51She'll tell you.
02:51That's true.
02:53But like a broom and flower.
02:56I'll disagree.
02:57It's a joy forever.
02:59Circle gets the square.
03:00All right, Ichabod.
03:04Michael Boatman.
03:05Michael Boatman.
03:06The pirate from Spin City.
03:08I've got booty.
03:09I've got booty.
03:11Michael, a Halloween favorite Spider-Man lives by the motto,
03:15With great power comes great what?
03:18Great nights with Wonder Woman.
03:20Hello.
03:21Great responsibility.
03:23I'll agree.
03:25Great responsibility.
03:27Yes.
03:27X gets the square.
03:30All right, Jim.
03:31Bruce Valanche.
03:32Bruce Valanche.
03:33Hi there.
03:35Dropping.
03:36Bruce, given that I am playing Bob Barker,
03:39I trust you've been neutered.
03:42You'll never know.
03:43Okay, fine.
03:45Most of the people who played munchkins in The Wizard of Oz made only $50 a day.
03:51This character made $125 a day.
03:54Who?
03:55I know this because I was big brother to the lollipop guild for so long.
03:59I believe actually the dog, Toto, made more money than the munchkins.
04:05I'll agree.
04:06Toto.
04:07Yeah, that's right.
04:08Circle gets the square.
04:11All right, Ikebob.
04:13Gilbert Gottfried for the, what's it called, the block?
04:15It's called the block.
04:17That's right.
04:17That's exactly what it's called.
04:19Gilbert Gottfried.
04:21Drinking that kosher blood all week here for you.
04:24In Christian tradition, the day after Halloween is called what?
04:29Well, I know this because I know about Christian tradition.
04:34The day after Halloween is known as November 1st.
04:45Yeah, no.
04:47The Harvest Festival.
04:49I disagree.
04:50All Saints Day.
04:52All Saints.
04:52X gets the block.
04:56All right, Jim.
04:57I want Elvira for the block.
04:59Elvira, mistress of the dark, going to Romania.
05:03To shoot a new movie, Elvira's Unpleasant Dreams, which will be released next Halloween.
05:09Elvira, because the equipment used to make this Halloween favorite produced a puckering sound,
05:14they decided to call this sweet treat what?
05:18Um, share?
05:21I don't know.
05:23No, I think probably they would have called it a rocker.
05:27Uh, I'll disagree.
05:28A kiss.
05:29The Hershey kiss.
05:30Circle gets the block.
05:33We'll get a break.
05:34We'll continue this first $1,000 game.
05:37Does it look more like Donahue?
05:39After this, it does, doesn't it?
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06:20Steve Israel gave six town employees his former campaign workers fat pay raises.
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07:05John Corzine spent $60 million to be seen and heard everywhere.
07:09Now it's my turn to say something.
07:11I'm Bob Franks.
07:13John Corzine's universal spending proposals would cost billions and cost every New Jersey taxpayer as much as $5,000 a year.
07:21His plan would wreck the balanced budget I helped write and raid the Social Security fund I fought to protect.
07:27I'm Congressman Bob Franks.
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07:35Guarda questa terra a te che è girante per noi a darci un po' di sole.
07:49Guarda questa terra a te che è girante per noi a darci un po' di sole.
08:19Our money.
08:26Okay, welcome back to our special Halloween show.
08:29I'm Amadeus Mozart.
08:31Our first $1,000 game's still underway, and Ichabod Kane, your turn.
08:36Caroline Ray for the block.
08:37For the block!
08:39Glinda the Good Witch.
08:41The American Psychiatric Association says people who eat this at least once a week have a lower risk of suffering from depression.
08:50Eat what?
08:51Prozac.
08:53With a little bit of pie.
08:55Yum, yum!
08:56I think, I don't know, Ichabod, but I think, for me, the trick has always been chocolate, because it's supposed to release endorphins, and that's the only reason I eat it.
09:10I'll agree.
09:13You weren't convinced, and there's a reason.
09:15The answer is fish.
09:16Oh, no.
09:16The answer is fish.
09:17Can't give you that one, Jim.
09:18You have to earn it yourself.
09:20Caroline Ray for the win.
09:21All right.
09:24Caroline, the male of this down under species reaches 5'11", tall, when standing, has a total length of 9 feet.
09:32What is it?
09:32Well, that's what he said.
09:40I'm sure, Jim, that it is a kangaroo, as they like to say, a kangaroo.
09:47I'll agree.
09:48You got yourself a win.
09:49Kangaroo Circle!
09:50Just a square, yes.
09:53Let's start another $1,000 game.
09:55This one has a secret square.
09:57You'll be playing for your local listeners to win the secret square prize.
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10:26Thank you, Shadow.
10:27Let's show you folks at home who the secret square is.
10:30Now you know, Jim.
10:31You won the first game.
10:32You start Whoopi Goldberg.
10:33All right, Whoop, sir.
10:40I'm having an identity crisis.
10:42I can imagine.
10:44I just feel like I should not have to explain the fact that I'm not the other mouse, the other black mouse.
10:50Gotcha.
10:51I can understand.
10:52Go ahead.
10:53Okay.
10:53In Helsinki, Finland.
10:55Who cares, Tom, really?
10:58Helsinki.
10:59What happens in Helsinki?
11:02Go ahead, Tom.
11:02T-M-M premenstrual mouse.
11:04T-M-M premenstrual mouse.
11:04Oh, right.
11:08In Helsinki, Finland, a 27-year-old dot-com millionaire has racked up over $44,000 in traffic fines.
11:16Now, this is because in that country, traffic fines are based on the driver's what?
11:21The fact that he was born poor and got rich.
11:27I'll disagree.
11:27His income.
11:28Yeah.
11:28His state of finances.
11:30Yeah.
11:31Circle gets the square.
11:33I'm sorry.
11:33X.
11:36X gets the square.
11:37You know, this is cutting off the circulation.
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13:03Tonight, teaching birth control to teens.
13:05How many of you are virgins?
13:06Uh, kinda.
13:08Could be a learning experience in itself.
13:10Can you explain this?
13:11Get me a banana.
13:12I'll give you a demonstration.
13:13Then, a schoolyard brawl turns deadly.
13:16The defendant brutally beat to death.
13:18Unarmed African-American.
13:19Now, Judge Amy Gray must decide.
13:21Didn't want to hurt him.
13:22Self-defense.
13:23I have heard a lot of inflammatory rhetoric.
13:25Or hate crime.
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14:03A year and a half ago, I helped launch Hillary on her way.
14:08Since then, she's worked so hard, spoken seriously.
14:12She has ideas about creating jobs, guarding the surplus, getting New York its fair share.
14:17And she'll have what it takes to get things done.
14:21I've had the honor of serving New York for the last 24 years.
14:26I want to thank you for that honor and urge you to choose Hillary next.
14:31I think she'll be a splendid senator.
14:34Closed captioning provided by...
14:36Michael Chang for Tiger Bomb.
14:39On an opponent, he uses this.
14:42On a sore muscle, he uses Tiger Bomb.
14:44Tiger Bomb works where it hurts.
14:46It works for me.
14:53Welcome back.
14:55Our Secret Square game is underway.
14:57And Ichabod Kane, your turn.
14:59Elvira.
15:00Elvira, mistress of the dark.
15:04All right, Elvira, the mask the killer used in the movie Halloween
15:08was actually a mask of this celebrity spray-painted white.
15:12What celebrity?
15:14Hair.
15:15I already said that.
15:18Yeah.
15:18It is Anthony Hawkins.
15:21I'll agree.
15:22It's William Shatley.
15:23Wow.
15:24William Shatley.
15:25Circle gets the square.
15:27That's the circle.
15:28I'm going to slash you.
15:30Jim, I'll go with Michael Boatman.
15:33Michael Boatman from Spin City, Ann Arbor.
15:36This pirate Michael who sailed in a ship named Queen Anne's Revenge was better known as whom?
15:44Long John Silver.
15:46I'll disagree.
15:47Blackbeard.
15:48Blackbeard.
15:49Kevin.
15:51Circle gets the square.
15:52I swear to you.
15:54Don't wear a wig.
15:56It messes with your head.
15:58Uh, Ichabod.
15:59Gilbert Gottfried.
16:00Gilbert Gottfried.
16:01Gilbert Gottfried.
16:05All right, Gilbert.
16:07Share.
16:10In ancient times, the Halloween game of bobbing for apples was used to tell something about the players.
16:18What?
16:19Share.
16:19I disagree.
16:24Oh, wait a minute.
16:25Uh, who gets to go trick-or-treating?
16:29I agree.
16:30No, they're fortunes.
16:32Poor Ichabod.
16:34They're fortunes.
16:35All right, so we can't give you that one, Jim.
16:36You have to earn it yourself.
16:38Gilbert Gottfried for the win.
16:39Gilbert Gottfried.
16:42Dr. Joyce Brothers says your chances of having sweet dreams in your coffin are better if you sleep when?
16:49Gilbert.
16:50Share!
16:55Uh, after sex.
16:57I'll agree.
16:58If you sleep during daytime naps, uh, actually, X gets the block there.
17:03We get a break.
17:05We'll be right back with more funny costumes and jokes and stuff right after this.
17:10Hey, Michael, can you make some chicken, though?
17:28Sure.
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17:42Eat some water?
17:44Nah.
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17:50Want to try some tomato?
17:52Campbell's.
17:52Mm-mm, good.
17:54I could hardly wait to spend my vacation with Aunt Laura.
17:58She knew just everything.
18:00What you need to build a playhouse, how to make things grow, and that nature always makes a fresh new start.
18:06And she always stuck some Milkfuls in my pocket.
18:09These candies with a delicious milky filling.
18:11How I enjoy that flavor.
18:14And nowadays, when I send my little Anna there, I know she will have a wonderful time, too.
18:18Because it's the simple things that make life so rich.
18:23Milkfuls.
18:23Simply enjoy.
18:25Many people think VH splashes vegetable juice until they taste how fruity it is.
18:31Mm.
18:32It is fruity.
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19:05Rick Lazio is a pretty special guy.
19:08Rick Lazio is a father who loves his daughters and takes the time to be very involved in their lives.
19:14In Congress, he's worked to make our schools better and stood up for those who don't always have a powerful voice, like the disabled.
19:22I'm not asking you to vote for Rick because he's a good father and husband.
19:26I just want you to know that you can count on Rick to always do what's right for New York.
19:32Rick Lazio.
19:33From New York for New York.
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20:16John Corzine.
20:17A big spending political novice, says the New York Times.
20:18With impossibly expensive proposals, says the Star-Ledger.
20:20What's Big John say?
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20:23Sorry, John.
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20:32Welcome back to the show.
20:33I'm Rona Barrett.
20:34It's about your turn.
20:35Bruce Valanche for the win.
20:36All right, Bruce.
20:37All right, Bruce.
21:01All right, Bruce.
21:04The, uh, the nickname, Bruce, of the U.S. Military Academy sports teams has been changed from the cadets to what?
21:15The West Pointer Sisters.
21:23Leave the mouse alone.
21:25Cats eat mice.
21:28All right, let's see.
21:30Fortunately, unfortunately.
21:34I'm tired, all you big-talking cats coming up to me.
21:43If I only had the knife.
21:48The West Point, um, the West Point team has a new name, and it's the Warriors.
21:53I'll disagree.
21:54The Black Knights.
21:55X gets the square away on the tie game.
21:58By the way, Henry Sterling was our secret square.
22:02Let's have a tiebreaker game worth $2,000, and, Ichabod, you get the start.
22:07Whoopi Goldberg.
22:08All right, whoop, sir.
22:13Whoopi.
22:15Tina Turner insured her lifts.
22:17Dolly Parton, her bust.
22:18What part of his body did Keith Richards insure for a million pounds?
22:23Probably the only part that's still working.
22:25Kind of hard.
22:29There's not much to him.
22:31I would say his arms.
22:34Your fingers are attached to your arms.
22:36Would that all be one?
22:36No.
22:36No, okay.
22:37I'm going to disagree.
22:38His left hand, specifically the third finger of his left hand.
22:42X gets the square.
22:44But just for the record, you're right.
22:46Your hands are attached to the arm.
22:47Jim.
22:48Jeffrey Tambor.
22:49Jeffrey Tambor.
22:51The Bard stars as Mayhew, the mayor of Whoville, in The Grinch, premiering November 17th.
22:58In one of his most famous sonnets, Shakespeare asks,
23:01Shall I compare thee to what, Jeffrey?
23:05You know, my ex-wife was a poet.
23:06Really?
23:07Yeah.
23:07She wrote that famous poem, Get Out, Get Out.
23:12Oh, God, get out.
23:15Know that poem.
23:17Shall I compare thee to Summer's Day.
23:21I'll disagree.
23:22A Summer's Day.
23:24X gets the square.
23:25Break for you, Ichabod.
23:28Michael Bolton, please.
23:29All right, Michael.
23:31Oh, someone like that.
23:31Here we go, Michael Bolton.
23:33That's all right.
23:34That's all right.
23:35Not a lot of reading at your station, apparently.
23:36The King of Hearts, in a deck of cards, is depicted with a sword through his head.
23:42What is his nickname?
23:44Old Holehead.
23:46The One-Eyed King.
23:48I agree.
23:48The Suicide King.
23:49The King Circle gets the block.
23:52All right, Jim.
23:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:55I was afraid of this.
23:56You were afraid to still be in the game?
23:58Caroline.
24:00Caroline Ray, please.
24:01Caroline.
24:02Caroline.
24:02True or false, you have to be a United States citizen to enlist in the armed forces.
24:10Telling the United States people, I would imagine you could probably not be from here, and they'd be happy to have you fight for them.
24:19So I think that would be false.
24:21False.
24:22I'll agree.
24:22False.
24:23That's right.
24:24Circle gets the square.
24:26Her wand.
24:27She dropped the wand.
24:28Ichabod, your turn.
24:29Brad Garrett for the block.
24:31Brad Garrett for the block.
24:32All right, Brad.
24:35I've got to tell you, this head is making my eyes so tight I feel like Joan Rivers.
24:40Oh, that's Joan right now.
24:45That down means that this question is going to determine our champion today.
24:51No pressure.
24:52Good luck, everybody.
24:53Brad on the Munsters.
24:55Yes.
24:55Little Eddie Munster carried around a stuffed doll with the likeness of what infamous movie monster?
25:02He carried around the werewolf.
25:05I agree.
25:06The wolfman, the werewolf, all acceptable.
25:08X gets the square.
25:10Jim Denny from WFMS-FM, the country station in Indianapolis.
25:16Sorry he didn't win, but as promised, your charity will get $5,000.
25:20All right?
25:21Very good.
25:21Very good.
25:22Tell us a bit about your charity, if you would.
25:24It's a Speedway Exchange Club in Speedway, Indiana, and they help with some of the child abuse halfway houses that they have there for people, families that are under stress, that need a place to go.
25:34It will help them out.
25:35Well, happy to help them out.
25:37Good to have you here.
25:38Thank you, Bob.
25:39I gave you a hard time, but your charity, as the winner, gets a check for $10,000.
25:45Congratulations.
25:47Now, tell us about the charity.
25:49St. Jude's Research Hospital, they are responsible for doing some great work with children who have cancer.
25:56Incredible breakthrough work.
25:58Great facility.
25:59All right.
25:59Happy to help them out.
26:01Now, it's time to play for a bonus prize for your station's contest winner.
26:05Our stars have prizes totaling over $100,000.
26:08Lynn Kirkland is very hopeful right now.
26:10Here are some samples.
26:12There's a check for $10,000 and a ghost expedition in England.
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26:51All right, Lynn joins us now.
26:55You two can confer who you want to pick.
26:58Your call.
26:59Oh, my God.
26:59Your call, Lynn.
27:01Who?
27:03Brad Garrett.
27:04Brad Garrett.
27:04What are we playing for, Brad?
27:08The English Ghost Expedition.
27:11English Ghost Expedition.
27:13All right.
27:13Here we go.
27:15What horror classic helped start the career of Steve McQueen?
27:19The Thing.
27:20The Blob.
27:21Or The Creature from the Black Lagoon.
27:24The Blob.
27:26Huh?
27:27Speak, woman.
27:27You want to disagree?
27:30She would like to disagree.
27:32In 1958, The Blob.
27:34Yeah, it was The Blob.
27:36However, you know what we're going to do?
27:37We're going to give you $1,000 for being here, Lynn.
27:41There we are.
27:41We're talking.
27:42Good.
27:43All right.
27:44Two more DJs and a lot less costuming tomorrow on Hollywood Squares.
27:50Join us.
27:50I'm Tom Bergeron.
27:51See you then.
27:54I have to thank Lynn because if she hadn't picked me, I had worn this before.
27:57No, thanks.
27:59People think that I'm dressed as a witch.
28:00I'm dressed as a bridesmaid.
28:02I hope they realize that.
28:04Oh!
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