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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, we are with Yann Cojandi and Alexandre Astier.
00:04Thank you for being here, gentlemen. We're going to play the imposter.
00:07One of them has some amazing news since he's releasing Kaamelott, part 1 of volume 2.
00:12Yes, gentlemen.
00:12Four years after volume 1. Can we say that we're releasing part 2 already?
00:15Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's coming out in November 2026.
00:17It was hot!
00:18Figure it out yourself.
00:19Alexandre, I'm delighted you're here.
00:20Kaamelott was a big part of my childhood and adolescence.
00:22Thank you, sir, for inviting me.
00:23Thank you for being here.
00:24I'm extremely happy.
00:24So, on the one hand, there's the fire of God, and on the other hand, nothingness.
00:27Ah, but I have absolutely nothing! Nothing!
00:29There's nothing to it, he did a quick 2, and that's it.
00:32Oh, by the way, I first discovered Squeezie on his 14-year-old channel.
00:35What he had done, that's crazy!
00:36which had made a parody of brief.
00:39An excerpt!
00:40Oh, we can smell it!
00:42I had a gun lying on my desk, so I took it.
00:44I tried to shoot at the iron bar, the ball ricocheted.
00:46but she came back to me in the ***.
00:52Reminder of the rules. Reminder of the rules.
00:534 rounds of 3 people who supposedly have the same job.
00:56One of them is a *** of a liar.
00:59Phew!
00:59And actually, he's a friend of one of us.
01:02Of course, whoever recognizes his friend must do everything to cover for him.
01:05But you don't have any friends anymore!
01:06I don't have any friends anymore.
01:06But as a result, I force myself every year to make friends just for the imposter.
01:09You took them all, you did them all, they all came!
01:12It's true.
01:12And perhaps today is precisely the end.
01:14Action !
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02:19Gentlemen, we're starting with a very interesting profession,
02:21because it's mostly self-taught people, ultimately.
02:23Tattoo artist!
02:24Oh yes !
02:25Are you tattooed?
02:26I, for one, have no secrets.
02:27And that's all I have.
02:28I have the B for brief on my finger.
02:29Oh yeah, nice!
02:30What are you?
02:31It's the helical version of the solar system.
02:33It's very pretty, it's silly that I'm showing it to you, but it really is very pretty.
02:36The helical helix version.
02:38There is the sun moving forward, and the gears turning around it.
02:40He's clearly going to win the video.
02:42Yes.
02:43You bring in that first tattoo artist, I'm going to win.
02:45Yes, here we go!
02:48Good morning !
02:49Good morning !
02:50No, you're not a tattoo artist.
02:51Oh no!
02:52No !
02:53What's your name ?
02:54My name is Elia.
02:55Elia.
02:56Elia.
02:57Elia.
02:58Why not a tattoo artist?
02:59Why did I say that about...
03:00Yes, by pretending to confuse one letter with another, for example.
03:02For what ?
03:03So that's simply stress, despite the experience.
03:05This is a complete fraud.
03:07No, because I don't think you look like a tattoo artist at all.
03:10But it's also the new generation of tattoos, where it's more...
03:13Yes, indeed!
03:14Big heads of lies in every direction.
03:15It's a normal job now.
03:16Yeah, that's it.
03:17It used to be considered deviant to have tattoos in the 80s.
03:19He's tattooed, he's dirty, he's definitely sick, you see.
03:21He is rebellious.
03:22Whereas here, it's true that there isn't much rebellion.
03:24With all due respect, of course.
03:26Elia, how long have you been a tattoo artist?
03:28So, I've been an unofficial tattoo artist for three and a half years.
03:31But otherwise, two years unofficially.
03:33So you were doing black market work before, is that right?
03:35That you didn't declare your...
03:36Where is it? Actually...
03:37No, but you can tell just by looking at the son through the camera.
03:39I don't know.
03:40And his contact details will be in the description.
03:41Okay, so what did that mean during this unofficial period?
03:44I have a master's degree in graphic design.
03:46And at the same time, you were tattooing fake skin?
03:48Tatouais with my friends.
03:49And with my diploma in hand, I thought to myself...
03:51Actually, I can't be bothered to do that.
03:52No, but it's chic.
03:53No, but okay, but...
03:54I like the story.
03:55Yes, but you still have to go from graphic design to ink guns.
03:57It's not the same thing, you know.
03:59There's a bit of violence in it, you know.
04:01Well, yeah.
04:02What did you start on before you started on skin?
04:05The false skin.
04:06No, but generally speaking, graphic design, drawing...
04:08I'm bouncing back.
04:09What are you responding to?
04:10What are you responding to?
04:11Regarding style.
04:12It's more new school or...
04:14School...
04:15I don't have the...
04:16There are two styles, I have the second one more.
04:17Old school, then?
04:18Personally, I do dot work.
04:20Ah, that's a real thing.
04:21You know, tattoos are full of little dots, as the name suggests.
04:24Dot meaning point, work meaning work.
04:25What are you doing there?
04:26What did you do yesterday, for example?
04:27Yesterday, I tattooed some flowers.
04:29Did you get flowers tattooed?
04:30Did you get flowers tattooed?
04:31Yeah.
04:32That's stylish.
04:33What type of flowers?
04:34Orchids.
04:35And is it common for tattoo artists to tattoo flowers?
04:37Well, it depends on your style, it depends on what you prefer to tattoo.
04:39Ah, you got a tattoo...
04:40Sorry, I thought you had a tattoo...
04:41On flowers?
04:42On flowers!
04:43Oh, that's so cute!
04:44No way!
04:45But where did you get that from?
04:46There you have it, the epitome of the hypersensitive person.
04:48She tattooed flowers?
04:49But I believed that!
04:50But how is that possible?
04:51That's what I asked, I was going to say, but how is it possible, a tattoo on a flower?
04:54But how do we do it?
04:55Your imagination was beautiful.
04:56A child.
04:57I'm going to ask you a little question, a little trick question, if you don't mind?
05:00Yeah.
05:01I'm going to ask you how old this tattoo is.
05:02Without thinking, go ahead, come and see.
05:03Oh, but it's very bright.
05:05Not bad, not bad, it's very brilliant.
05:06You don't have to think about it for 15 days, what's that all about?
05:08He was drooling like crazy there.
05:10Ah, he's been in the sun, that one.
05:11Yeah, either it's been in the sun, or it's very badly made.
05:13Oh !
05:14That's not my question.
05:15How old is he?
05:16I think he's about fifteen years old.
05:18I think it's 2010, man.
05:20Damn, over 15 years!
05:21Okay, well done, well done.
05:23I'm going to ask you a real question, namely whether it's a tattoo or not.
05:26Okay.
05:27Does it hurt?
05:28It depends on the people...
05:29A cliché answer, but it's true.
05:31That's true, damn it.
05:32Oh really, damn, but an imposter would have said yes!
05:34Obviously, it hurts!
05:35Well, thank you, Léa.
05:36Sorry, when you came home you said that, to me you seem very honest.
05:39You look like a tattoo artist.
05:40Okay, that's great then.
05:41We can welcome the next person, please.
05:43Attention.
05:44Hi !
05:45Yo!
05:46Hi !
05:47Tattoo artist, quite simply.
05:48An excellent tattoo artist, to boot.
05:50I've been doing this for about 5 years and I'm going to make an appointment soon.
05:53Good.
05:54What's your name ?
05:55Married.
05:56How long have you been doing this, Marie?
05:575 years.
05:58And there you have it.
05:59Quite simply.
06:00And I don't know what to tell you.
06:01You don't have any?
06:02Armadillos?
06:03Yeah.
06:04Yes, I have plenty.
06:05Don't you want to do our old age thing again?
06:06Oh damn, I've got a good one then.
06:07Wait.
06:09Look at Lucas's abs, they're amazing.
06:11That's what you call being under 30, too.
06:13It also needs to be put back into context.
06:15Okay.
06:16How old is this tattoo?
06:17Well, he's fresh.
06:18It's still very colorful, I think.
06:19How old is he?
06:20The mango, there?
06:21Mango?
06:22What is it, isn't it a mango?
06:23It's a peach.
06:24Ah yeah, it's a fruit.
06:25Well, it's a success anyway, that's the pleasure.
06:26But he, on the other hand, is recent; I think he's only a few months old.
06:28Friends, this tattoo is three weeks old.
06:30Well, a few months isn't far off.
06:32It's simply at least double that.
06:34No, yes, it's fine, she's strong, come on.
06:36It's not far.
06:37None of them were wrong about the age of the armadillo.
06:39Yeah.
06:40When you finish tattooing someone, what do you do next?
06:43Well, I'm going to let it rest a little before taking the photos.
06:46to prevent it from being too red.
06:48Okay.
06:49And then I'm going to apply a dermalize, it's like a second skin.
06:52And how long can I keep the dermalize on?
06:53I recommend five days, but after that, it depends on the person.
06:57That's huge.
06:58I typed a lot.
06:59For severe burns, it is used for seven days.
07:01That's why I advise keeping it for a long time.
07:03It can be kept for four to five days.
07:04For those with severe burns, is it seven days?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Well, we'll test it now.
07:09He's making a mess of the whole table, finally!
07:12That's crazy!
07:13Okay, let's move on to the next one.
07:16Good morning.
07:18Good morning.
07:19Guys, guys.
07:21Personally, I think the greeting is a bit fake. Sorry.
07:23That's hello.
07:25After all, his job isn't to say hello.
07:27What's your name ?
07:28Valentin.
07:29Valentin, how long have you been a tattoo artist?
07:30Five years.
07:31And what did you do before?
07:32I worked in a bank.
07:33This has absolutely nothing to do with tattoos.
07:35No, he's messing with me.
07:36A banker who's also a tattoo artist, please.
07:37In this instance, I have your advice regarding clients.
07:38No, is it a guy who lies,
07:40Would he invent a life as a banker for himself?
07:43But because he is...
07:44I don't think he's very good, my brother.
07:46Is he your friend?
07:47It's true that he doesn't say much, you do.
07:49What's wrong with you? That's bad.
07:50What's wrong with you?
07:51Excuse me, but...
07:52Marie, impeccable.
07:53Eléa, with all due respect, my sincerest apologies.
07:55Valentin, I can't wait for you to reveal who you really are.
07:57and that we have a good time, you and I.
07:59Okay.
08:00Good.
08:01So, what's your tattoo style?
08:02For me, it's more from the translation.
08:04Kind of like what you've got on your arms.
08:05So it's like that, right?
08:06Yeah.
08:07They are thick outlines.
08:08Then, I create subtle variations in the lines inside.
08:11and shades of grey.
08:12Yes, but well, Eléa did tell us her style, it's dot.
08:14You see, the dowry.
08:15So, what's your style? (Translation)
08:17No, but I like it.
08:18Precisely, he didn't look.
08:19Yeah, but that's exactly it, he's taking something...
08:21But wait, but...
08:22Please.
08:23No, but...
08:24Don't listen to what he...
08:25No, but precisely, he didn't look and...
08:26No, but yes, he is stressed, but that can happen.
08:27I think Eléa is Squeeze's friend.
08:29Oh, that's clever what he's doing.
08:31She's Squeeze's friend.
08:32Very clever.
08:33Okay, Valentin, what did you do yesterday?
08:35I did tattoos, I worked.
08:36You got a tattoo, he's going to get Valentin.
08:38What did you get tattooed?
08:39I made a small cut on the lower back.
08:41I got a small cut on the lower back!
08:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:44What is zero?
08:46He's trying to be comfortable with the vocabulary!
08:48But it's believable, it's a terrible tattoo!
08:50It's crazy what we hear.
08:51Most of the time, they also do terrible tattoos.
08:52So don't think that at every tattoo,
08:54They are doing the work of their life.
08:55I feel underestimated, but it's crazy, it's okay!
08:57He can't invent the shitty life he says he's living!
08:59It's obvious he saw her!
09:03He wouldn't have said that if he didn't know him.
09:04Yeah, for sure!
09:05Oh la la la!
09:07You and I, we're going to do great things!
09:08We're going to do great things, you and I!
09:10I promise you!
09:11And Léa, you're the imposter!
09:13Um... well, I think we can...
09:16Let's get to the activity!
09:18You don't see what we're waiting for!
09:19Well, then, you see, we can waste time,
09:20But people are going to get bored.
09:21because they all understood,
09:22We understand, okay, there you go!
09:24Ah, blood pressure!
09:25No, but it's obvious, he's just intimidated.
09:27But really, he's a tattoo artist!
09:28He's just intimidated, he's shy, there!
09:31That's crazy!
09:32You keep going, you insist, it's crazy!
09:34Okay, well, let's get to the activity!
09:36Ah, okay, let's go!
09:37Come on !
09:38So, they're going to give us a shadow on a fake skin.
09:40Shade only because, well,
09:41They're not going to do a really elaborate tattoo!
09:43Well then, friends, get ready to skin!
09:48Oh, the sleeve!
09:49Oh, that's tough!
09:50Oh dear!
09:53It's stressful!
09:54I have the impression that everything here is wrong, overall!
09:56Yes, even Kyan!
09:57Even Kyan is fake!
09:58Lower back!
09:59It's at the base of your spine, look!
10:00But how are you going to bounce back, guys?
10:01That's what you need to know!
10:02So these are our models!
10:04Oh wait, that's my cram!
10:06Exactly !
10:07And so, we reclaimed them for ourselves.
10:08We each did it in our own style!
10:09And so, we're going to do the shading,
10:11but only on the hat!
10:12Wait, that's incredible!
10:13I can see!
10:14Come and see, Alex!
10:15Come on, honestly, come and see!
10:16It's obvious, look at that!
10:17Valentin's drawing is absolutely amazing!
10:18Ah yeah, so you've done the tracing there,
10:19And then, off we go!
10:20Yeah, that's it!
10:21We've already done most of the tattooing on the fake skin.
10:22And now we're just going to add the shading to the hat!
10:24I'm not too close, Valentin!
10:25I'm not bothering you!
10:26Okay, no, it's fine!
10:27No, no!
10:28So, first of all, if I may,
10:29Valentin made exactly the same crape as me.
10:31since he doesn't particularly have a style,
10:32since he's not a tattoo artist!
10:33Whereas Marie's is a total reinvention of tattooing!
10:36Yes, that's true, yes!
10:37And Léa too!
10:38Maybe you just didn't feel like working this time?
10:40I don't know !
10:41But Valentin, he's handsome, isn't he!
10:42Look, he has a confident gesture!
10:43No, no, not you!
10:44Yes, it is!
10:45No, no, no!
10:46No, but he's making a beast of a shadow there!
10:47I think it's clean and all!
10:48So, I'm sorry, but Marie and Léa, it's...
10:49No, well, you dare show Marie from behind, bro!
10:51Be less suspicious, I don't know!
10:52No, but it's true!
10:53Look, the shading there, it's not very clear, in reality!
10:55Yeah, but then you guys get stressed!
10:56You are two centimeters from the water!
10:57Yeah, you're crazy!
11:08Marie's shade, please!
11:09Or it looks like something was spilled on a piece of paper.
11:11And then we slipped on it!
11:12What are you talking about?
11:13She's done the tips of the pliers!
11:14I'm talking about poop, here I am!
11:15It's not over yet, it's the cream!
11:17Look at !
11:18Yes, it's the cream, afterwards it's gone!
11:19Oh yeah, that's it?
11:20But yeah!
11:21In fact, they know how to tattoo anything!
11:22Hey, but guys, the imposter is really tattooed!
11:24Yeah !
11:25Guys, guys!
11:26Well, that's a first!
11:27That the activity is also technical,
11:30and that it makes us feel just...
11:31Goat !
11:32We had it right there!
11:33We had a banker who did tattoos!
11:34We had everything!
11:35We had everything!
11:36But it was good there!
11:37Shit !
11:38And the other one, he does tattoos!
11:39There you go!
11:40Look at him, he's launched!
11:41No, Alexander, what's happening to us, Alexander?
11:42For me, the world was perfect, up until then!
11:43Me too !
11:44The world was perfect!
11:45It was a perfect match!
11:46It was a perfect match!
11:47It didn't work!
11:48It was good!
11:49Alexandre, this budding friendship is already going through its first crisis!
11:53What if you surprised them by saying
11:54"Do the rest right now!"
11:55Cleaning, soap, what a mess!
11:56You see, we don't let them finish and bam!
11:58Go ahead, chocolate!
11:59Okay, that's it!
12:00The tattoo is over!
12:01Now, you do the rest!
12:02Go! Go! Go !
12:03You're doing this to me!
12:04Put your machines down, there!
12:05It's too slow, it's too slow!
12:06You're letting go of your machines!
12:07We don't have any equipment to do the rest!
12:08And what is this?
12:09It's green soup!
12:10But if we can...
12:11It's better, but it won't do any good!
12:13It's better with Vaseline, if you really want to remove the...
12:15Wait, if I may, there's a hat there after all!
12:18What's there?
12:19Mr. Invisible!
12:20That's because I work with a lighter ink, and then a darker one.
12:23But I didn't have time, as a result.
12:24There, the hat, excuse me, guys!
12:26It's not finished yet, but you can feel it coming to life!
12:28And here, go the entrance!
12:29Excuse me, but this is...
12:30Look, three, that pisses me off!
12:32Okay, let's debrief here, because we're fed up with the nonsense!
12:35And Léa, for once, you can clearly see that she's doing dot work, that's all!
12:37It's a punch, look, the feeling of a punch and everything!
12:39It fits!
12:40Look at that, my friend!
12:42Those are some fists!
12:43That's...
12:44You see, it's crazy!
12:45No, there's a gradient, the guy's doing a gradient!
12:46There's an insane gradient!
12:47And I think Marie is a bit disgusting, really, in what she does!
12:50No, what she's doing is really excellent, Marie, for once!
12:52Yeah, but it's not the same contrast as here, though!
12:54Guys, please don't lose your minds!
12:55You are seriously questioning...
12:57...Married !
13:00Please don't lose your mind!
13:02Look, he's protecting his back!
13:03Yes, it's true that you're suddenly...
13:04A little bit of back protection!
13:05We're arriving at this scenario!
13:06No, but there it is!
13:07We succumbed to the police!
13:08Alex!
13:10Marie and Squeezie are made of snow!
13:12But this is the worst take of all 20 imposter episodes combined!
13:16And if you bring Valentin out, then, with a story like that...
13:20I am ingenious!
13:22You have nothing to prove, you came here to relax, you don't give a damn, I'm your banker!
13:26But Eléa, you're a real graphic designer!
13:28That's why your hat is still pretty good, but even so, you're not a tattoo artist!
13:31Okay, let's vote!
13:33Go ahead, because anyway, a pair has emerged!
13:37And that's me, and calm down!
13:39Alex, I think you're with Eléa!
13:42This is a world of betrayals, in fact, here!
13:44Yeah !
13:45Ah, they're playing badly, they're playing badly!
13:46They usually play well!
13:47You don't even believe it, but hey, you don't believe it by saying it!
13:50No, but don't say I'm shooting at a new tattoo artist and all that!
13:53Yeah, I think that's pretty much it!
13:55No, no!
13:56There's one of you two there, but he's very, very, very good!
14:00No, stop it!
14:02Eléa, Alex, it's confirmed!
14:04I'm so sorry, my brother!
14:05But that's all I have!
14:06Alex, are you a snow person or not?
14:08Your eyes are trembling!
14:09Your eyelids are trembling, Alex!
14:11Okay, let's go!
14:12Eléa, Alex!
14:14You're taking me to hell with you, because honestly, that's not what I wanted!
14:17But go ahead!
14:18It can't be worse than your other thing!
14:19OK, agreed !
14:20So, what do you think?
14:21Marie and Squeezie!
14:23But that's not why I really believe it!
14:25A beautiful first branch, of course!
14:26Whatever happens, well done!
14:27It was close!
14:28But I need this fucking reveal to feel good!
14:30Who, please, was the imposter!
14:32Valentin, don't raise your hand!
14:33I beg you!
14:34Who was the imposter, please!
14:35I was the imposter, have mercy!
14:46I'm sorry!
14:47I'm sorry!
14:48I'm sorry!
14:49We almost made it!
14:50We almost made it!
14:51You almost did it!
14:52We almost had a crazy time!
14:53Damn!
14:54You know what?
14:55It wasn't so bad that we were shaking at the end, Alex!
14:57I'm saying, like, Alex, this is too intense!
14:58Val, my brother, I'm so sorry!
14:59And you blew my mind when you started tattooing!
15:01It was extraordinary!
15:02I'm sorry!
15:03Marie, with all due respect, you are monstrous!
15:04THANKS !
15:05Léa, damn, you almost got me!
15:07Why didn't you add contrast to that damn hat?
15:11Normally, if we have 10 minutes, we have time to compare it with Juno!
15:14She trained for 10 minutes and we didn't get 10 minutes!
15:16And Léa, what do you do for a living? Have you ever drawn before?
15:18A graph!
15:20I'm a genius!
15:21I knew it!
15:22Well done to the production team, because the casting is really great!
15:24It's very, very, very hard!
15:26So, wait, what do you do in life, compared to Alex?
15:28I am the daughter of his actual assistant!
15:30Daughter of his actual assistant!
15:32I so badly wanted to start with a crushing victory, damn it!
15:35The exact opposite happened!
15:39Thank you very much for your time and congratulations!
15:41Thank you!
15:42Thank you so much, thank you for taking the time, thank you so much!
15:44Well done, well done guys!
15:45It was incredible for all three of us!
15:49Second round, second job!
15:50We're going to receive some gunsmiths!
15:53They're weapons specialists on film sets!
15:55Ladies and gentlemen!
15:56Let's welcome the first gunsmith!
16:02Good morning !
16:03Hello! How are you?
16:04Great, thank you!
16:05So guys, I was actually wondering, what does a gunsmith look like?
16:08And I don't have the answer at all!
16:10This is someone who borrowed their apron from their aunt!
16:14What's your name ?
16:16My name is Leopold!
16:17Leopold, are you a gunsmith?
16:18Yes, from the movies!
16:19How were you introduced to the film industry?
16:22Isn't it easy to get into that?
16:23So I started with a BTS in spatial design!
16:25I studied architecture, and I thought I might enter this profession through decoration!
16:29And then I did my first internship at the gunsmith shop where I still work now!
16:33That's well said, of course!
16:35He didn't hesitate, he answered, "I'm a movie armorer, I prefer to say it!"
16:38Because he's used to people saying to him, "He was a gunsmith, you sell guns!"
16:41People are getting confused!
16:42Yeah, that's true, that's true!
16:43Good point!
16:45I don't know why, but he is threatened in Béja!
16:47This guy's got a lot on his mind!
16:49Loser!
16:50I have three rounds to get you guys!
16:52And you'll get us, no doubt about it!
16:54So Leopold, I'm going to ask you a question and I'd like you to answer from the heart!
16:57What are your thoughts on the Baldwin case?
16:59With Baldwin, for us, while discussing with other gunsmith colleagues, we said to ourselves, how is it possible that this is happening?
17:03Yes, he's rehearsing a scene and he shoots a cinematographer who dies!
17:07Because there was a real bullet inside, not a blank!
17:09Yes, so live ammunition cartridges were found on the film set.
17:13And apparently they were having fun between takes shooting at glass bottles!
17:16With the same weapon!
17:17Yes, that's it!
17:18In the United States, the peculiarity is that weapons are not always modified for the exclusive firing of blank cartridges like we do in France!
17:23So we can very well find a weapon, as was the case here, on a shooting range and on a film set!
17:27No, but this guy is an expert gunsmith, he's more than just a gunsmith!
17:30Apart from the apron, frankly, it has everything!
17:32Yeah, but we were keeping an eye on you about the apron!
17:34Can we let the next person in, please?
17:39Good morning !
17:40Good morning !
17:45Delighted !
17:46What's your name ?
17:47Gautier!
17:48Gautier!
17:49How long have you been a gunsmith?
17:50Four years!
17:51What made you want to become a gunsmith?
17:52So for a long time I held myself back from pursuing a professional career in film because I thought I would never succeed!
17:56It's tough, that's true!
17:57And I took a different path, that's it, into the national gendarmerie
17:59Okay!
18:00And four years ago I separated from my partner, etc...
18:02It was a complicated phase, I thought, okay, I'll give it a try, I'll do it!
18:05Okay, so there's been a change of heart!
18:06Yeah !
18:07Crazy !
18:08And I started doing internships, I got a specialized diploma, it takes six months!
18:10Okay!
18:11That's how to become a gunsmith!
18:12What kind of films have you made so far?
18:13I worked on John Woo's The Killer with Omar Sy!
18:16John Woo, seriously!
18:17I love the original with Sho Yoon Fat and so I was super happy to make the film with Omar Sy!
18:22Crazy !
18:23That's also the Rockin' Dead spin-off!
18:24Oh yes !
18:25With Daryl!
18:26That was cool too because there were some slightly modified weapons!
18:27Ah, to give her a certain look, she's traveled through time!
18:30Yeah, that's it! A quick fix, basically!
18:31Okay!
18:32Yes, but that in the film industry is a clean job, it's not the work of a gunsmith!
18:34Well, the weapon has to be functional, after all!
18:36Léopole, can you confirm?
18:37That's true, yes!
18:38We sometimes rework certain weapons for specific needs!
18:41Aesthetically?
18:42Yes, it can!
18:43Quite !
18:44Was it really necessary for her to fire gunshots or real ones?
18:47No, because they're Americans, there's always a dummy weapon, a functional weapon, and really just a prop weapon!
18:51But an accessory weapon is the same as a fake weapon, isn't it?
18:53No, they could be soft latex weapons, for stunts...
18:56Oh wow!
18:57You know, like, hitting them with the butt of a rifle, you're going to hurt yourself!
19:00But what happened with the Baldwin case then?
19:02This whole affair is pretty terrible, isn't it?
19:04Ah, is that a Baldwin?
19:05Well, yes! What happened?
19:06Well, that's the Americans for you, the Americans...
19:08No no no, we can't get away with it with the Americans, they're very strict when filming!
19:12They are very square, yes, but this wasn't a big film, it was more of an indie film!
19:15It's true !
19:16And during break time they had a little fun pulling on the cans!
19:19So there was a problem with the ammunition, and that's it!
19:22The chef-up has come by, so I hope that sir...
19:25Ah, I have the bumpers!
19:26What the hell?
19:29You never know!
19:30You never know!
19:31Gauthier is a serial killer!
19:32Oh no!
19:33Gauthier is a cat channel on some obscure YouTube channel!
19:35Eat the dupe who talks regularly!
19:37Come on! The last gunsmith, please! Or the last one!
19:42Good morning !
19:43The Baldwin affair!
19:45Start strong there!
19:47What's your name ?
19:48My name is Adrien!
19:49Adrien! What is Space 12?
19:51It's a weapon!
19:52What type of weapon is it?
19:53Okay, so after, uh...
19:54Gauthier, what is a Space 12?
19:55That's my car!
19:56He's playing the fool, he really is a gunsmith!
19:58Leopold, what is a Space 12?
19:59It's a shotgun!
20:00THANKS !
20:01Adrien!
20:02What is an AKS 74?
20:03It's a shoulder weapon!
20:04What is Leopold?
20:05It's a modified Kalashnikov!
20:07Yeah !
20:09So let's move on, just move on for a little while, we're going to completely change things!
20:13You arrive on a set and they tell you, there's a sword fight and one of them gets hit!
20:17How many swords are you required to make, and what are the differences between them?
20:20That's a very good question!
20:25If I have to do that, we'll provide a game sword that will be made of steel!
20:29What is the other reason why you are using steel?
20:31For the weight and for the shine!
20:34Afterwards, the stuntmen often ask us for duralumin doubles for the fights!
20:39Which one sounds best when you clash it against another?
20:41These are duralumin swords because they have a special alloy!
20:44Yeah !
20:45Weapons that are much lighter, not sharp, that catch the light well, and are also wider so they are more visible on camera!
20:50Or ?
20:51They can be tuned to a specific pitch; the blade fixing system allows the blade to ring!
20:54We can have resin fittings, rigid or flexible, latex, trombé, equestrian stuntman, planted in the actor!
20:59Yeah, it's good, it's good!
21:00The beginning of the guard, a start of the blade, that green dot for tracking, we add the blade in VFX!
21:03Okay, okay, it's annoying me, okay, that's enough!
21:06Do you know Alexandre or not? Have you ever worked with Alexandre?
21:08Of course I know Alexandre's work, but no!
21:10What film have you been in recently?
21:12Just recently, it hasn't been released yet, we made the 4 films about the child!
21:15He's cool!
21:16The great dad!
21:18He screwed up the big guy!
21:23He's screwed up the big guy who understands what's happening to him!
21:26No, things are starting to get a little tense now!
21:27You're starting to understand what's happening to you, and I find that crazy!
21:30No, it's hard!
21:31He's right here!
21:32He just revealed all the encyclopedic knowledge of the armory!
21:35Oh no, Gauthier, you're in deep trouble!
21:38But good luck getting out of there!
21:39THANKS !
21:40Good !
21:41We're going to move on to the manual activity and they're going to dismantle a weapon in front of us!
21:43It's going to be stylish!
21:44Own it!
21:45Yes indeed! There are two that are going to be stylish!
21:49Good !
21:50There you go! There are 3 pistols in front of you!
21:52Leopold, you've got a Glock!
21:53Exactly !
21:54Gauthier, what's wrong?
21:55A Beretta!
21:56And this is it?
21:57It's a Walter P38!
21:58Well, gentlemen!
21:59You can start disassembling your guns!
22:02So, just so you know, the exact word is disassemble!
22:05Disassemble!
22:06Yeah, because dismantling means we really take the whole gun apart!
22:08It's complicated!
22:09Wow guys, weapons terrify me!
22:11I don't like it at all!
22:12Don't worry! Don't worry!
22:14Don't worry!
22:15I must submit, terrified!
22:17Yeah, the noise it makes is terrifying!
22:19You know what, I'm going to file a report back!
22:21Yeah, but I don't like it anymore!
22:24There's nothing in the room!
22:25There's nothing in the room!
22:26What a handsome guy!
22:27He knows the words!
22:28He loves words!
22:29Come to the room! We love the room!
22:30Ooooooh!
22:33Hey guys, Gauthier totally wrecked it!
22:35Wait, but you just came from before, he tried to distract me!
22:37Ah yeah, maybe!
22:38Yeah, maybe!
22:39It's just the word room!
22:40I thought it was stylish, you know!
22:41Ah yeah, okay, you're presenting this in a...
22:43Yeah, we're going to make an Instagram post!
22:44Alex, look!
22:45You're welcome!
22:50So we'll wait for the last one!
22:52Yeah !
22:53Do you have a problem?
22:54Damn, he gave us a presentation!
22:56Damn, he gave us a presentation!
22:58Damn it, it's going just like the previous round, I can't take it anymore!
23:01No, but it's a tricky weapon to disassemble!
23:02Leopold, that's enough!
23:03Stop sinking a buster!
23:04No, but it's older than the others too!
23:05No, don't fish him out!
23:06Damn!
23:11Why didn't you take out the spring yourself?
23:12Because it's a bit complicated to put back on!
23:19Muriel would have been so happy to give him back the spring!
23:21Oh yes!
23:22Guys, I think I understand!
23:24I think one of the three of them is a mega movie fan!
23:27Seriously, Adrien, what did you just say?!
23:29On swords and stuff!
23:30It smells like a little behind-the-scenes look, Kaamelott!
23:32That guy is totally out of it, like Kaamelott!
23:34No, but seriously, is it true or not?
23:35Yeah !
23:36That's absolutely true!
23:37Yes of course !
23:38You wouldn't happen to be trying to pull Gautier out of line, would you?
23:40Gautier is exactly your age!
23:42Ah yes! Because obviously!
23:43You don't know anyone our age!
23:46Oh dear! That's terrible!
23:47I wasn't very good at that argument!
23:49So Gautier, what's your skill level with the tonfa?
23:51In what way?
23:52Uh, level 4!
23:53What is this?
23:54Tonfa the... the baton!
23:55He's a guy who... he's a cop!
23:57He's a policeman!
23:58And he was also the first one when I checked on him, who said
24:00No, but don't worry, it's really...
24:01Oh damn! Not bad!
24:02You mean he's used to being reassuring when he's handling a weapon?
24:05Yeah !
24:06So you see, he's nonchalant, he doesn't care.
24:07But when he saw that I was stressed because there was a gun pointed at me literally
24:10He was the first one to say, "No, don't worry, it's nothing to worry about!"
24:12However, and excuse me if this is true
24:14Why would he justify his separation from his wife by saying he went to the movies?
24:18Well, I don't know because it's part of my story and my background!
24:21Wow, that's touching! I appreciate you saying that!
24:22There's no problem with that!
24:24Okay, and Gautier, what did you do yesterday?
24:25I prepared some weapons, FAMAS rifles, I cleaned some FAMAS rifles!
24:28Ah, great!
24:29Leopold, can you tell us exactly what FAMAS means, word for word?
24:32Assault rifle from the Saint-Etienne arms factory!
24:36Leopold! Leopold!
24:38Vibes Leopold! Honestly, we're filming and I see you, I love it!
24:41My pleasure !
24:42And who is the most powerful sniper in the world?
24:43Adrien!
24:44The most powerful sniper in the world?
24:45Yes !
24:46Well, I don't know!
24:47But that's impossible, guys!
24:48The sniper rifle that we use to shoot at tanks and everything!
24:50Barret Calyp 50!
24:52But yes, damn it, look!
24:54Shit !
24:55He's lost every time!
24:56And he specifically said the purpose, the date, the thing!
24:59In his box, he could be Mr. Knife!
25:01Where is the problem?
25:02When it's a bladed weapon, we send him!
25:03Stop!
25:04Stop!
25:05Stop!
25:06Okay guys, we're done for, that's what I'm telling you!
25:09The other one is swords, I don't know why!
25:11He knows everything by heart!
25:13He is completely atypical!
25:14And at the same time, we love it!
25:16Well, we have to vote!
25:18Okay, I vote...
25:19Adrien!
25:20Adrien!
25:21With whom ?
25:22With you!
25:23I've been cooking it for 10 minutes!
25:24Yeah, but that's exactly why I think you've kind of escaped!
25:26Okay! Alex?
25:27I think it's Gauthier and Kyan!
25:29Okay, me too, I mean Gauthier!
25:31And is he a friend of yours, Alex, or of yours, Kyan?
25:35I'm going to say he's a friend of Kyan's since you were the one who took the lead!
25:37That's all I have left!
25:38I really want to make a cheap deduction!
25:40So we all voted!
25:42Can the imposter, who can clearly fall in love if he wants to, raise his hand?
25:46That's nice! In the street!
25:58Oh shit!
25:59Into the street!
26:00He wasn't weird for nothing!
26:01The Gauth man!
26:03Honestly, well done!
26:04Holy shit, what a nightmare!
26:06What a nightmare!
26:07What a nightmare!
26:08What a nightmare!
26:09What a nightmare!
26:10Bauthier!
26:11Wow, a Gauth kombucha, that'll do you good!
26:12I thought for a moment that I was going to...
26:14You weren't far off!
26:15The gun jammed, did you get extracted or not?
26:16Actually, I wanted to take my time and it got me into a mess!
26:19You really struggled!
26:21What's your job as a street tool?
26:23I'm working on a program called VU which airs on France 5 at 8pm.
26:26You have nothing to do with weapons?
26:27Absolutely nothing!
26:28Absolutely nothing?
26:29My father is a policeman!
26:30Ah, it's the meat of arms! Holy shit, that's crazy!
26:32So I played on that!
26:33But I was just kidding about Tonfall level 4!
26:37Perhaps there's a scale of 1 to 5!
26:39I thought to myself, maybe!
26:40And damn, you got me when you said don't worry, he got me!
26:42At one point, though, I thought to myself, this is a gun specialist I just told
26:45You're really getting on our nerves with this story about separating from your wife!
26:48He's going to smack me in the face!
26:50That's you!
26:52Thanks guys, take care!
26:53Well done guys!
26:54Well done, who did you make?
26:55Bravo, bravo!
26:56Damn, gentlemen, it's... it's tough!
27:01Guys, I'm... I feel old!
27:03So I realize that, because of your status, you have a slight advantage up your sleeve there.
27:06since it's a job related to cinema!
27:08But what advantage will Alexander have in this new round?
27:12Because we're going to be hosting lightsaber duo!
27:16We can accommodate the first E or Euse lightsaber!
27:21Good morning !
27:22That's great!
27:23I'm offering a Jedi, okay!
27:26Well, yes, of course!
27:27Obviously !
27:28Obviously !
27:29It goes with it!
27:30Except that actually, no, not at all!
27:31Ah good ?
27:32Well, yes, normally we're never dressed like that!
27:33Oh, so it was the production team that did that?
27:34Yes !
27:35It's a trunk!
27:36Yeah, normally we're in sportswear!
27:38T-shirt, mask...
27:40Ah, we're actually seeing scrims!
27:41Yeah, it's definitely a killer sport!
27:43What's your name ?
27:44David!
27:45David!
27:46Okay!
27:47So what material is the sword made of?
27:48Made of polycarbonate!
27:49A bit like the shields of the riot police!
27:51When he hits you, there's a kind of protest aspect to it!
27:53And wait, what about the rules then?
27:54Is it closer to fencing?
27:55You know, there are three things, I think!
27:57I watched it at the Olympics!
27:58There's the ferret!
27:59I'm talking nonsense!
28:00The ferret?
28:01The floret?
28:02No, that's not it!
28:03But keep an eye on the ferret!
28:04Ferret guard!
28:05Well, there's the ferret, there's the sword, and there's the...
28:07There's also the mongoose, right?
28:08The little beaver!
28:09That's not it!
28:10But there are three types of swords, guys!
28:11I'm crazy!
28:12But you see, you have the answer!
28:13Yes, of course it's a real sport!
28:14I think you were just a Star Wars fan!
28:15I'm telling you, I never dress like this!
28:17I'm so mad to be dressed like this!
28:19Excuse me, brother!
28:21He's the one with blood on the winds and tells me I'm sending him under the break!
28:24No, no, actually it's really the sport I love!
28:26Yes yes yes yes but be careful be careful!
28:29Wait, wait!
28:31If you happen to like that sport,
28:33That means you also do conventions.
28:34That means you do cosplay!
28:35Don't tell me this is the first time you've dressed up in Star Wars.
28:37If you're into lightsaber combat!
28:39This is the first time I've dressed him in Star Wars!
28:41What?!
28:42You're not a Star Wars fan at all?
28:43You're a huge Star Wars fan!
28:45Is that what attracted you to this sport?
28:47No !
28:48I assure you that's not the case!
28:49Wait, that's weird!
28:50There are loads of them arriving here,
28:51Not necessarily through Star Wars!
28:53Okay, but why lightsaber combat and not just fencing?
28:55There's something that's less demanding
28:57And I find that club to be more inclusive.
28:59which is cooler, more relaxed...
29:01So, what was it that made you switch to this?
29:03So it's thanks to my club, SSL,
29:05the Saber Sport League,
29:07They opened their doors at La Bellevilloise,
29:09And I loved it, I thought the guys were nice.
29:11That's really how it happened...
29:12Yes, but for me it's really a sport, a real sport!
29:14Okay, what I don't understand is...
29:16It's about to break!
29:17You all attack each other with lightsabers,
29:19But when we tell you that you like Star Wars,
29:21you do...
29:22That's crazy, crazy!
29:23There are obviously some hardcore fans in the club.
29:25And I like it, but I can't tell you
29:27I'm a huge Star Wars fan!
29:29I see...
29:33He fights with a lightsaber every day of his life!
29:36But what he likes is the laser aspect, that's all!
29:38Uh, yes, there are plenty like me!
29:40It doesn't work, it works...
29:41It doesn't work at all!
29:42It doesn't work, he shows up as Obi-Wan and the guy's yelling!
29:44Ah, I don't know why they put that on me!
29:45Damn, what are you doing at...
29:46Well, you don't do lightsaber combat!
29:47Yeah, but that's not because I do lightsaber combat.
29:49That I love Star Wars, okay?
29:50No, but that's crazy!
29:52But that's just how you are!
29:53It's true that you're taking them for fools, it's unbelievable!
29:55Yeah, I admit it!
29:56I know, but I'm a bit lonely!
29:57Well, we'll see about that!
29:58By welcoming the next person!
30:03Good morning !
30:04Good morning !
30:05What's your name ?
30:06Adrien!
30:07Adrien!
30:08Are you a Star Wars fan, Adrien?
30:09Uh, I'm a Star Wars fan, yeah!
30:10Is that why you became a lightsaber?
30:12Among other things!
30:13But I did a lot of sport before!
30:14Yeah !
30:15I played rugby at a fairly high level!
30:16Oh, that's completely unrelated!
30:17I'm 38 years old now, so we're not competing at the same level anymore!
30:19So I looked for another sport that was a bit cooler, a bit more relaxing!
30:22Like many rugby players on the way back, I was doing lightsaber combat, right?
30:26I'm fed up! I'm fed up!
30:27That's a lie!
30:28This room smells bad!
30:29I want to go out!
30:31What the hell is this round?
30:33That's crazy! It's impossible!
30:34Adrien!
30:35Do you like being dressed like that?
30:36Not really me!
30:37I'm not really Team Cosme!
30:38I know Star Wars well, but I'm Team Sport!
30:40Oh, they're a pain!
30:41It's true !
30:42Neither of them wants Star Wars!
30:44No, no, it's just that we want to get away from that direction a bit.
30:46Because we're already being taken for a bit of a bunch of idiots with glow sticks
30:49We're trying to make this a bit more serious!
30:51So there are two teams in the lightsaber duo.
30:53Like those who are kind of in
30:54Hey, let's tone down the Star Wars cosplay and all that!
30:57No, that's impossible!
30:58But that's impossible!
30:59The guy walks into the club and says, "Listen, guys."
31:01Don't bother me with Star Wars!
31:03So yes, and then at some point we try to detach ourselves from that in relation to...
31:05You're trying to get rid of Star Wars!
31:07But take up fencing then, I beg you!
31:09The only difference between fencing and your thing
31:11You have a Star Wars skin!
31:13You can't tell me I don't like Star Wars!
31:15I have a really great piece of advice for you guys.
31:17If you don't like Star Wars, do something else!
31:19Do something else!
31:20Do something else!
31:21Play rugby again or something!
31:23Ah, I'm too old, I'm too old!
31:24Well, uh...
31:25Is sport itself a kind of luminous stick?
31:28Yeah !
31:29Okay!
31:30And you wouldn't prefer that he wasn't.
31:31So you could change materials that way?
31:33We're not going to remove everything either!
31:35We're not going to remove everything either!
31:36We're not going to remove everything either!
31:37But you took off your clothes!
31:39There are several sections
31:40We are lightsaber warriors
31:41And then there are those who do artistic work and choreography.
31:43Yes, but those guys aren't in your club!
31:45So otherwise there are several sections there!
31:46Ah!
31:47And they, for their part, have more elaborate costumes and outfits.
31:50They sometimes go to Japan Expo to do stuff
31:52Wait, maybe we can talk about all this with the last one
31:54Yeah, yeah, yeah!
31:55If the third one comes in 10 years
31:57Damn it, don't talk about Star Wars, I'm sick of it!
31:59I'm not disappointed!
32:00Blow up a bridge!
32:01We can bring Kian's friend over dressed as a Jedi!
32:06Good morning !
32:08Hello there!
32:11What's your name ?
32:12My name is Quentin
32:13Quentin?
32:14What are you doing, Quentin?
32:15I'm a lightsaber combatant with a rather artistic side.
32:17So, a reproduction of the choreography, just like in the movies.
32:20So you're a Star Wars fan?
32:21I'm a Star Wars fan, exactly
32:22Yeah !
32:25Ryder has won! The battle is won, gentlemen!
32:28Is that why you do lightsaber combat?
32:30So... No!
32:31Nothing to do with it!
32:32Damn it, no!
32:33Actually, I bought one because at the time
32:35I had made cosplays for conventions
32:37And actually, I was told, well, in the next town over.
32:39There are guys who do lightsaber combat.
32:41And where was the show you're most proud of?
32:43What was it?
32:44We went to the Paris Fair
32:45We were attached to a stand that represented Asia.
32:48We did short courses, introductory sessions, and demonstrations.
32:51with children and adults who are more or less fans of the franchise
32:54And there you have it, but for you there's one thing that unites everything, which is Star Wars.
32:58Where you are, there's something that's really pissing you off, which is Star Wars.
33:01We didn't say it pisses us off.
33:03It doesn't bother us at all.
33:05When we go to conventions, people are fans etc.
33:07but we are trying to promote
33:08So Adrien, you have some Lego?
33:09Yeah ?
33:10Do you have any Lego Star Wars?
33:11Yes, but for now I only have the small series
33:13or reproductions of film scenes
33:14because I have a budget problem getting the really big pieces
33:17And what are those crazy, big pieces that are catching your eye?
33:19The Millennium Falcon, the Death Star
33:22but these are coins that cost almost a thousand or even more.
33:24You're passionate, we'll give you both, I swear on my mother's life we'll give you both
33:26With great pleasure, of course.
33:27He deserves to have both, he's a passionate person
33:29Thank you so much
33:30And that's what I was hoping to see, a guy who would share his fucking passion with me
33:33because it touches me
33:34You've screwed up the thing!
33:35That's not normal!
33:36I said I was a fan, you won't have to worry about your ego!
33:38No going back!
33:40No, I don't believe it, I don't believe the "I'm not a fan" thing, it doesn't work!
33:46But wait, maybe he's the imposter.
33:48And in fact, he really put us on this path of Star Wars denial.
33:51I'm going to tell you what happened
33:53Sir, you spoke with him and you stole the fact that he wants to separate the competition from Star Wars.
34:00And you're even more furious than him about a subject you couldn't care less about.
34:05Because you think it's credible!
34:07That's it! He stole the other guy's fight and amplified it!
34:10I like it a lot, but I really like, like, uh...
34:12It's not your war, it's not your war
34:14Okay! Shall we do the activity?
34:15Come on! David, is this what we're going to do?
34:17Well, let's do a little demo! There you go!
34:19Hold !
34:26So gentlemen, as you wish!
34:28We'll keep it!
34:29Ready ?
34:30Fight!
34:33Oh okay, they're fighting!
34:35Okay, let's fight!
34:37Were they fighting on the left or not?
34:39The left side is extraordinary!
34:40Look, he has counters like that!
34:42Whereas on the right, well, uh...
34:45Stop!
34:46The fight is over!
34:47The fight is over!
34:49Look at !
34:50I'm going to fuck everything up!
34:51Ready !
34:52I'm going to smash everything!
34:53Fight!
34:54And this is going to blow our minds, take a good look!
34:56Ready !
34:57Fight!
34:58Right, onto your butt!
35:00Ha ha ha!
35:02Ha ha ha!
35:03Ha ha ha!
35:04Ha ha ha!
35:05Guys, I'm not crazy!
35:06Overall, there's one Jedi minus a little belly!
35:09No, but there's a Jedi, except it's not Princess Leila!
35:11You see what she means!
35:12I'm telling you, he's not a Jedi!
35:13He doesn't want to be a Jedi!
35:14Ha ha ha!
35:16Stop!
35:17The fight is over!
35:18Wait, let's see the pros!
35:19Look at !
35:20And this is going to blow our minds, take a good look!
35:22Ready !
35:23Fight!
35:26Right, onto your butt!
35:27Ha ha ha!
35:28Ha ha ha!
35:29Ha ha ha!
35:30Ha ha ha!
35:31They are ruthless!
35:33They are becoming impoverished!
35:34It's the middle of the year, for one hour they're in heating mode!
35:36He goes up there, he accepts defeat!
35:39And one of you is laughing!
35:40He's in trouble with his guy!
35:42Oh shit!
35:43Stop!
35:44The fight is over!
35:45Thanks, well done guys!
35:46Thanks guys!
35:47Ah, that wasn't easy!
35:49So, actually!
35:50I think the van session really pissed you two off!
35:53And there you were, in warm-up mode!
35:55Let's go!
35:56David, you're chasing him away!
35:57Sorry !
35:58I don't feel comfortable here!
35:59I'm sorry to look so dressed like this!
36:00Oh no, damn, sorry!
36:01I'm not going to make you uncomfortable!
36:02And I'm not as good as them, you know!
36:03Clearly!
36:04Yes, but be careful!
36:05There's a competitor and an artist!
36:06Quentin isn't someone who's normally into competition and the "bam bam bam" thing!
36:09Look at the poses!
36:11Bam! Bam!
36:13And the other one he's holding like the Queen of England!
36:15Normally, a lightsaber would cut off your arm!
36:17He hates having you and everything you cost!
36:19Okay, okay, sorry!
36:20Pardon !
36:21I forgot!
36:22He hates this world!
36:23He can't stand lasers!
36:25Uh, the votes!
36:27David!
36:28David, you're an imposter!
36:29For many reasons!
36:30Honestly, that's not you!
36:31I am so sorry!
36:32Yes, well, that's really obvious, I mean!
36:34No, but I always have a hint of anxiety when I project myself into the future, thinking
36:37Damn, if it's not him!
36:38How I utterly destroyed him!
36:39But it's definitely him, bro!
36:40Do you know Squeezie?
36:41No !
36:42Okay, let's go!
36:43Bro!
36:44My brother Squeezos!
36:45Me ?
36:46Yes, indeed!
36:47Are you calling yourself me?
36:48Yeah, it's my brother Squeezos!
36:49Oh no, no, guys!
36:50Ooh!
36:51No, but it's going to be fine!
36:52No, no!
36:53There's absolutely no tension!
36:55There really aren't any...
36:56Since the sleeve put you in the same state as me
36:58I think you're not the imposter
37:00So I think it's David and Kiam!
37:02I said the same thing!
37:03Do you say the same thing?
37:04Especially since I said it's fabulous again!
37:05No, but there was a kind of synchronization of veneration there!
37:08Yeah !
37:09That's how it was turning!
37:10Yeah !
37:11Me too !
37:12Me too !
37:13And if you fucked me, well done!
37:14But what if you've actually gotten on the train?
37:15Well, obviously!
37:16No !
37:17You got on the bus!
37:18No! Alex!
37:19He got on the bus!
37:20But I would love it!
37:21I would have tried to do that!
37:22He's screwing you!
37:23Alex! Alex!
37:24Don't change! Don't change!
37:25No, I'm keeping my version!
37:26Stop talking to me!
37:27SO !
37:28We all voted!
37:29Is it that...
37:30Can the imposter raise their hand?
37:37Seriously!
37:38And he's with her?
37:39I don't know !
37:41No !
37:49David!
37:50David!
37:51Damn!
37:52Oh dear!
37:53Perfect!
37:54Perfect!
37:55So David is the guy who signed with his friend for the soundtrack of Bref 2.
38:00The name!
38:01And since season 1 of Bref, they've been the ones making the music for Bref!
38:04Yeah !
38:05Incredible! Well done!
38:06Damn, I went and took a 3-hour class!
38:08They murdered me!
38:09I've checked all the rules!
38:11But that just creates right-left guards!
38:13Those guys had us completely blown away!
38:14But poor David, with his right-left movement, he was like this!
38:17He saw his friends abandon him!
38:19That's how he was!
38:20You killed him!
38:21You humiliated him!
38:22But actually I went to his club since he's the founder of the club!
38:26And in fact, there really are people here!
38:28Yeah, Star Wars is okay, it's cool, I like it, but I didn't come here for that!
38:31Yes, no, but your speech was too much!
38:34Yes, you've built your acting strength on an anger that isn't even yours!
38:39The moral of this round, and it pleases me, is that it remains a passionate thing!
38:42Yeah, we've got a whole circuit running, really popular, people are having a good laugh!
38:45It's mixed! It's a mixed sport!
38:46David, do you have a promotion?
38:47We have an OP that was released on October 10th!
38:49The group is called The Name!
38:51The Name! We are The Name on Insta!
38:53Thanks a lot guys! Take care! Well done!
38:55David, well done, you were very brave!
38:57Thank you so much !
38:58See you soon guys! Thank you so much!
39:00Ciao!
39:03And that's not all! You'll need to keep your eyes peeled a bit more, gentlemen!
39:06Come on !
39:07We're going to receive some...
39:09Marshal Ferrand!
39:10People who cut their horses!
39:11Yeah, there are some pretty satisfying videos to watch because they're cleaning something that's basically a horse's hoof!
39:15Did you notice that they give the dog their fingernail?
39:16Yes !
39:17There's a spot that scratches on the dough and it gives you the link!
39:19And the dog loves it, and it's full of vitamins and everything!
39:21Which, of course, disgusts me!
39:22Obviously !
39:23But what is this thing?
39:24Well, let's ask the first one...
39:25Marshal Ferrand!
39:31Hi !
39:32What's your name ?
39:33My name is Enzo!
39:34Enzo!
39:35So what's your favorite horse breed and why?
39:37I don't necessarily have a favorite horse breed!
39:39The least annoying ones are there when you mess with their feet, it's just too much!
39:42Oh well, it depends!
39:43Horses owned by their owners are often the least troublesome!
39:45The more we can do, the more!
39:46Even her style is a bit like that now!
39:48SO !
39:49You're such a jerk!
39:50She's great at cleaning their nails!
39:51She's clear!
39:52The lightsaber sleeve took everything from me!
39:54Good !
39:55SO !
39:56A horse!
39:57If you don't interfere in his life, you don't have to worry about his hooves!
39:59Okay!
40:00What's going on?
40:01Well, in nature, horses walk to look for food!
40:04So her feet suck all by themselves!
40:06So why is it that you have to shoe a privately owned horse?
40:08Because they live in stalls on straw!
40:10They walk much less!
40:11So it's different! The foot doesn't suck on its own!
40:13No, because I had seen images of horses holding a kind of horn that really goes haywire!
40:17Well, that's a lot of donkeys or ponies!
40:19And these were ponies that walked exclusively on sand!
40:21Sand is abrasive, but since it's soft ground!
40:23Well, horses don't necessarily suck feet, actually!
40:25Okay Enzo! We'll put something on the horses this summer!
40:27When we let them graze a little! What do we do?
40:29It depends! We put all sorts of things in them!
40:30Fly masks!
40:31Ah, the fly mask, that's a good one!
40:33Fly mask!
40:34Yeah! That's something he couldn't have learned!
40:36But anyway guys, he's clearly a thing!
40:38I have one last question!
40:39Is there a dog in your...
40:41There are dogs in every stable!
40:42And when you're doing the hoof trimming and everything, can you give a little tip?
40:45Oh yeah, they eat all the dogs!
40:46That makes them chew!
40:47They all vomit afterwards!
40:48They're all getting sick!
40:49Oh yeah!
40:50Oh yeah, because of that too!
40:51They don't put that on TikTok!
40:52Excerpt from what I said 6 minutes ago!
40:54And the dog loves it, and it's full of vitamins and everything!
40:56Can we welcome the next Marshal Ferrand?
40:58Good morning !
41:01Good morning !
41:02Good morning !
41:03What's your name ?
41:04Mathieu!
41:05Mathieu, are you a farrier?
41:06Yes !
41:07For 15 years!
41:08Oh yeah, so you did that super early!
41:10My parents had a stable since I was very young, so that's how I became passionate about the profession!
41:13Okay Mathieu, can you list 10 tools that you use?
41:1610 tools, uh...
41:18Okay!
41:19Paring pliers!
41:20Forceps for deferens!
41:21We'll take it step by step!
41:23So, a deferens clamp!
41:24Running on foot is what I have here!
41:27To cut the horses' hooves!
41:29My little tree frog!
41:30Enzo looked at his shoes and said...
41:32Oh, what an idiot!
41:33Oh, what an idiot!
41:34Oh shit!
41:36No, but he's nervous! He can be nervous!
41:38Where were we?
41:39Were you at the point where you messed up?
41:40Um...
41:41The blacksmith's hammer!
41:42The pliers!
41:43And the grater!
41:44A rasp for rasping your feet!
41:45But he's happy to remember each and every one of them!
41:47No, but did you see that?
41:48And the grater!
41:49A rasp for rasping your feet!
41:50In case you mistake it for parmesan!
41:51That's kind, but thank you!
41:52Damn!
41:53This show is going to make me healthy, healthy!
41:55Holy shit, that's crazy!
41:57I have a question!
41:58Are you only taking care of the feet?
41:59Everything is connected!
42:00When you have a horse with foot problems, you have to back off!
42:02Everything has consequences on the cervical vertebrae, on the body, the biomechanics of the horse in general!
42:09This guy's bringing up biomechanics!
42:13Bioméca!
42:14I'm going to kill biomechanics!
42:16You filthy liar!
42:18This thing is a one-word class!
42:20Like, I'm going to be professional, I'm going to remove syllables from words!
42:23Okay Mathieu, for example, in the summer, do you need to equip a horse, do you need to put things on it, right?
42:27That's not really my job!
42:31Thank you Enzo! Enzo! Really!
42:33No, but really!
42:34But the other teachers were prepared!
42:35That's really not our area of expertise!
42:37You grew up in a stable, bro!
42:39We can put blankets on them, we can put all sorts of things on them!
42:41What? Like what?
42:42Well, like, you can use a fly mask...
42:44Ah ok, sorry!
42:45Ah! Doubts!
42:46When you were little and you were at home with horses, surrounded by horses, what was the name of your favorite horse?
42:53Little Thunder!
42:55No !
42:58Little Thunder!
42:59I'll accept it a little!
43:00No, I love horses because they don't belong to this person or that person!
43:02Oh yes, go ahead and try your smoke and mirrors elsewhere!
43:06I want to trap something!
43:07You can't burn something!
43:09We're going to burn the building down!
43:10Oh, come on, get out of there, I beg you!
43:12There's something that dogs love that has a lot of vitamins for them, what is it?
43:16The fork when you cut it!
43:17And they can eat it, it's good for them?
43:19Not too much, they vomit everywhere afterwards!
43:21Damn! But why does he know that then?
43:23Because I've been a farrier for 15 years now!
43:25He's just nervous, he's not lying!
43:28I admit, the series of questions you answered, you earned some points!
43:31Yeah !
43:32Come on! The last one!
43:33The last candidate in the video, please!
43:38Good morning !
43:40Well bro!
43:41No, but imagine that!
43:43It makes me laugh, that's all!
43:44What is he doing to us?
43:46Stop! Stop, squiz! Stop! Stop!
43:49You've got me now!
43:50Don't get fooled, Alex!
43:51The last time you told me not to get fooled, it was you!
43:54What's your name ?
43:56Jordan!
43:57Jordan!
43:58Jordan, what are you doing?
43:59My specialty is logging!
44:01What are you doing with the logging?
44:02It's logging where you pull horses, you pull trees, sorry, with horses!
44:07Oh yeah, is that the story again?
44:08Yeah, they're draft horses, they're powerful horses!
44:10And they're ruining their hooves more?
44:12So they're not the same clogs, they have cleats!
44:14Ah, to make it stick well in the ground, then!
44:15Exactly !
44:16What do we put on horses in the summer?
44:18You can put a blanket on it, you can put bells on it!
44:20What is a bell?
44:21A bell is to protect the feet!
44:27So !
44:30And that's all?
44:31Oh no, no! You can wear fly masks, for example!
44:34Fly masks?
44:35How do fly masks work?
44:36Well, it protects the horses' eyes from flies!
44:39Audrey is making her kid recite a lesson!
44:42That's crazy!
44:43He is investing 10 times more than usual!
44:45Damn, you're having such bad luck!
44:46It's happened to you three times today, that's terrible!
44:49No, but he said the thing about protecting against flies, and it's not something we would have thought of, you know!
44:52But yes, because others thought the same thing!
44:54Well, that's exactly what I was thinking, damn, it's great that you thought of that detail!
44:56I think that's great!
44:57One last thing!
45:02There's something that dogs love!
45:04And off we go again!
45:06It's what ?
45:07Yeah, uh...
45:09The fork!
45:10But that's the thing, it's horrible!
45:11But you're wearing an earpiece, that's impossible!
45:13Eh ?
45:14Because you're really taking your time!
45:15It's like, yeah, okay!
45:17He's laughing! He just took a while to laugh!
45:19But that bro's got some serious ping!
45:21I am singing!
45:22It's lagging!
45:23It's on the older servers!
45:25Jordan, you've got a real techie look about you!
45:27Arbossed on a canoe!
45:28I'm telling you this sincerely!
45:29Oh yeah?
45:30You've got the look of a good guy who does
45:31Oh please, the car, the piece of junk!
45:33I really see you as an iron fist!
45:35And you still have ping too!
45:39Wait, guys!
45:40Okay guys, I'm going to go really hard, like crazy!
45:42This is the only chance of my life ever
45:44To get 4 out of 4!
45:46I absolutely mustn't mess this up!
45:47But you won't succeed because you think it's me!
45:49Does it ever happen that it's the same guy three times?
45:51Yes !
45:52Because for me, that's the only thing that makes me not put everything on can
45:54It's like saying no to me anyway!
45:55Eric and Ramzi! Eric 3 times in a row!
45:57Another bald guy!
45:58Strangely enough, it always happens to be bald men!
45:59Don't take it too seriously, I can tell you it's not easy!
46:01You know what I'm thinking?
46:02There's a world where I've seen you before, but I don't know where!
46:05And it's stressing me out!
46:07There's some activity going on now, isn't there?
46:09Yes !
46:10Well gentlemen, we are going to welcome a horse!
46:14Really ?
46:15Of course !
46:16To welcome you, the horse for the manual activity, please!
46:18Oh shit!
46:25Are we sure that we're just going through the motions?
46:30I'm not sure!
46:32So, it's filming!
46:33Look, the horse is reversible from the rear!
46:36There's a hoof! There's a real crazy hoof!
46:38Alright little thunderbolt, let's go!
46:40Oh, you didn't hit me to warn me!
46:41To prevent what?
46:42And look, that one actually has eyes!
46:45No, come on, we're not going to fall asleep on Enzo, guys!
46:47Come on !
46:50You made me sniff my thumb, bro, I swear on my mother's life!
46:52Everything is fine !
46:53Enzo, you were one millimeter away from your thumb!
46:54Yeah, I could have hurt myself!
46:55Ah, he put the nail back in, did you see? Because sometimes the nail can come out in the hoof!
46:58Oh yeah?
46:59But guys, stop getting so worked up! He's just hammering nails, come on!
47:02But in any case, he's hitting things hard with the hammer, without any fear of hurting himself! True or false?
47:05Ah yes, well, a guy who's hammered two nails into a board in his life does that too!
47:09No, but look at his hand, it's right next to me! I'd be scared! Look how hard he was!
47:15No, but you're not kidding me, bro, I'm trying to cover for you!
47:18This is unprecedented!
47:19Go ahead, it's okay Enzo, it's okay!
47:21Well done, Enzo!
47:25Come on Mathieu, look at us!
47:26Ah, that's more like what I was expecting!
47:28As a service provider!
47:29The cane pouton!
47:31And what about the biting, or not just that?
47:32Mathieu, can you look up and see something?
47:38Oh my god!
47:41Ouch, ouch, ouch, you're going to hurt yourself!
47:43Ah, it's his friend, he's worried about his friend!
47:44No, but if you don't feel it, don't do it!
47:46Ha ha ha!
47:47Oh la la la la la!
47:49It's terrifying from up there!
47:52That's going too far!
47:53Where?
47:54That's ridiculously over the top!
47:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not dressed very well!
47:57Can you tell us about that thing sticking out there, Jordan, please?
48:00Where?
48:01There ?
48:01Yeah !
48:02Ah, that's normal!
48:03Ah good ?
48:04Yeah, because it increases leverage!
48:06.
48:07It's too late to talk about leverage.
48:10Okay, so Jordan, go ahead.
48:11Here we go.
48:12That's good, look, that's great, the gesture is firm, check it well, he's taking his thing.
48:16He has the first nail, he hammers it, his thumb is really close though.
48:20I wouldn't put my thumb that close if I wasn't sure about my neck, you know?
48:24Is that how you do it? You fold the nail against the hoof?
48:26Yeah, that's because I work with draft horses.
48:28Draft horses, because they are so powerful, we pin them down.
48:31It's true.
48:32But why do you think you are?
48:34He's sick!
48:35It's terrible.
48:37It's so close to everything.
48:39I confess.
48:40So I only have control over 4 of them, since it's a small horse and I've tacked them down.
48:43Well, it holds up then.
48:44Isn't he avoiding the risk of injury because he knows he doesn't have complete control?
48:46And he got a bit of a fright there when he brushed his finger against it?
48:48No, I don't think so.
48:49Okay.
48:50We can release the horse, thank you horse.
48:51Thank you, horse.
48:52Thank you, horse.
48:54This horse is sad.
48:56Okay, that's it for me, I've made up my mind.
48:58I vote for Mathieu and Kyan.
49:00No, you're mistaken.
49:01I know I'm flirting with a statistic that's not in my favor.
49:05Yeah but Jordan, when you came back, Kyan burst out laughing.
49:08But that has nothing to do with it, it's just her attitude, that thing made me laugh.
49:11Well, in any case, your behavior also makes me lean towards Kyan as a result.
49:14And there you have it.
49:15Because if I were innocent, I would never have thought, "Ah, the stats, whatever, let's go, I'll go on Kyan 3 times in a row."
49:19Squeeze mat.
49:20I think what you're doing is a really innocent guy move.
49:22Squeeze mat.
49:23Be careful, if you flatter me so that I don't think about you, it's going to end badly too.
49:26Squeeze mat.
49:27And opposite me, I don't know if it's Mathieu or...
49:29Squeeze mat.
49:30Jordan.
49:31Fucking hell.
49:32Squeeze mat.
49:33Stop!
49:34But come on, that's not hypnotism.
49:35Just because you repeat it a thousand times doesn't mean I'm going to, one time, say...
49:38Okay, that's fine.
49:39It's the lucancia.
49:40I'm telling you, that's it, that's it, that's right, it's him.
49:42Squeeze mat.
49:44No guys, guys, guys, this is my only chance to make a perfect ever.
49:47That won't happen again anytime soon.
49:49Mathieu, what's the worst thing I can do to the horse's hoof?
49:51I mess up something, what's the worst-case scenario?
49:56Was the horse poorly shod?
49:58Was the horse poorly shod?
49:59No, no, no, no, it's fine.
50:01I'm going to put myself underneath there, I'm going to put myself like that.
50:03No, I'll sit here.
50:04It's good, it's good, it's good.
50:05You're being scammed.
50:07Okay, that's it.
50:08Mathieu Can, that's it, on one question.
50:09Mathieu Can.
50:10Mathieu Can, come on.
50:11Do you want to give a little feedback or is that enough?
50:12Wait, I just want to...
50:13No, it's fine.
50:14Get the video.
50:15Stop wasting time, this is crazy.
50:17That doesn't bother me, given that.
50:18Come on.
50:19Mathieu Can.
50:20Mathieu Can.
50:21Mathieu Can.
50:22Mathieu Can.
50:23Come on, let the imposter raise their hand.
50:25Let the imposter raise their hand.
50:35Oh no, fuck.
50:36I was sure it was a tech guy in Astier.
50:38There, that's good.
50:39I'm going to get a lot of grief.
50:41We did the little dance, Mathieu Can.
50:43The little dance was fake.
50:44But we don't talk anymore, do you want that obvious truth?
50:46We don't talk anymore.
50:47We did the little dance, Mathieu Can.
50:49So, Jordan, I've known him forever.
50:51He's my kids' godfather.
50:52How many roles did he play in Kaamelott?
50:5413.
50:5513 roles.
50:56Well done, Jordan.
50:57You were incredible.
50:58I owe Mathieu an apology because I put him in a bad position.
51:00So as not to put my friend down.
51:02You're being tricked.
51:03You're being tricked.
51:04You're being tricked.
51:05And that guy is a boss because he came yesterday.
51:08Did you go to a stable?
51:09Oh yeah, he made me defecate like a real horse.
51:11That's how I was.
51:12He's an actor, so, well, he's kind of doing his job.
51:14And so you said, that's enough, because you were afraid of getting hurt.
51:17He was going so fast, I thought to myself, I need to calm down because...
51:20I had everything in my hand, I said it!
51:23I said it, I didn't listen to myself.
51:25And Sam is a genius, you dirty bastard.
51:27Who did it?
51:28He's here.
51:29Yeah, I'm going to go against the stadiums.
51:30I'm going to take that risk.
51:31But it's him, man!
51:33He's such a bastard!
51:35He took my brain, bro.
51:37He peed the kombucha chow all over it like that.
51:39I was there.
51:40Yes, of course, Alexandre.
51:41Okay, thanks a lot for your time, guys.
51:43I hope you are having fun.
51:44Yes, absolutely.
51:45It's an adventure of the brain, that's all.
51:48We're going to sleep for 48 hours.
51:50It's very intense.
51:51Thank you so much.
51:52As a reminder, Camelot, Part 2, Part 1.
51:55And Kyan, the return of a beautiful moment.
51:56Yeah! On a YouTube channel.
51:57Thanks, guys.
51:58Thanks, guys.
51:59Take care of yourself.
52:00And you, you've got a promotion.
52:01Ciao! Ciao kombucha!
52:02We hadn't talked about it.
52:03Alright, bye!
52:04Okay, listen, I wanted to thank Squeezie and La Brod for the magnificent gift they gave me.
52:22Thank you.
52:23Thank you to the whole team.
52:24Hi !
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