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00:00All right, Theodore, you ready for Halloween, bud?
00:03You know, one day, everything the light touches will be yours.
00:14The couch, those bananas, even these blankets.
00:20Are you ready for that responsibility?
00:23No? Well, at least you're ready to watch Happy Lever After, right?
00:30It's Sunday night, Happy Lever After.
00:32Cheers, these boots are made for watching.
00:34Let's do it.
00:39Though it was hard in our finances, I still feel like the trip was an overall success.
00:44I do feel like Julia and I reconnected to a certain level.
00:47Oh, yeah.
00:50Copade.
00:50Copade.
00:51I was like, who will?
00:53We were in Cameroon.
00:54Yeah.
00:55It was like rabbits.
00:57Then we came home and I was like, don't touch me.
01:00You better take this birth class serious.
01:04You don't even know what hole the baby's going to come from, right?
01:07Probably the butthole.
01:08Matt.
01:09What?
01:09I'm being serious.
01:11Well, what hole does it come from?
01:12Are you as stupid as Matt?
01:13There's a pee hole and a regular hole.
01:16Wait, so there's three holes now?
01:17Or what?
01:20Most men don't know that pee comes out of a pee hole.
01:24Women need to stop allowing those men to enter them in the first place.
01:27Under Michigan law, when you are married and a child is born, during that marriage, for
01:35the husband here, you're presumed to be the father.
01:38Whoa.
01:39Even though the baby's not your arms?
01:41Jasmine put this all together.
01:42Jesus.
01:44That's crazy.
01:45You are the father, Gino.
01:47Looking good, Lainey.
01:55I really love our costumes.
01:57Same.
01:57We're killing it.
01:58Last week's episode was so crazy.
02:00You know what else would be crazy?
02:01If the kids walked in on us right now.
02:03Oh, yeah.
02:03They'd freak out for sure.
02:05You mind handing me my Tumblr?
02:07Damn, this thing is heavy.
02:08All right, Amal.
02:11I'm excited to watch this.
02:13I know.
02:13There's only a few episodes left, Amal, for the tell-all.
02:16Right?
02:16Right?
02:17I don't know about Darcy and Georgie and Jasmine and Matt.
02:22Yeah, Darcy and Georgie has definitely had a rough time.
02:24Right.
02:26But we'll find out.
02:27Right there, Dora?
02:27Yeah, we found out.
02:29Oh, what was that?
02:30You want to take the costume off?
02:32All right, we'll take it off.
02:33We'll save it.
02:33We'll save it for a real Halloween.
02:34Okay, it's Sunday night.
02:37Cheers to Happily Ever After.
02:39Today, hey, we're cheering with boots.
02:41We are.
02:42Aren't these good?
02:44You know what?
02:44Yes.
02:45I've been noticing that Jasmine has been wearing boots lately,
02:47so I thought I'd do a theme one in honor of her.
02:50These boots are made for walking into my mouth.
02:52And for watching the show.
02:54This is really good.
02:55I've never sucked a drink out of a boot before.
02:57First time for everything.
02:59Oh, babe.
03:01I know that it's not a girl's night tonight,
03:03but that doesn't mean we can't have a pillow fight.
03:06Hey, that's a big one.
03:09Look at the little one I grabbed.
03:11That's the only one.
03:12This is double the size.
03:14You're so cute.
03:16Oh, you.
03:18I'm sorry.
03:20Remove your hands.
03:21Let me show you.
03:21Let me show you what you did to me.
03:23You better be on edge this whole episode.
03:26Thank God the show's starting.
03:27No, don't touch me.
03:30Put your pillow down.
03:31I want to watch you like this.
03:37Let's go.
03:39Happily ever after.
03:41Where's this?
03:42Is this Miami, no?
03:44Drive easy, puppy.
03:5037 weeks.
03:52Oh, jeez, it's close.
03:53That baby's coming out.
03:56Oh, my goodness.
03:57She got how many more weeks to go?
03:59Two to three, baby.
04:01You better take this birth class serious.
04:05You don't even know what hole the baby's going to come from, right?
04:08Probably the butthole.
04:09Matt.
04:10What?
04:10I'm being serious.
04:12Okay.
04:13He knows.
04:15Of course, everybody knows.
04:16He's not a baby.
04:17You didn't know women have three holes down there in the vagina.
04:20Well, what hole does it come from?
04:21It comes from the vagina hole.
04:23Well, because there are two little holes there, aren't there?
04:26Like...
04:26Are you as stupid as Matt?
04:27There's a pee hole and a regular hole.
04:29Wait, so there's three holes now?
04:31Or what?
04:34The vagina has a pee hole, too, where they don't pee out the actual vagina.
04:37Oh, it's separate?
04:38Yeah, you didn't know that?
04:39I didn't know that.
04:40Really?
04:41You were married to a woman.
04:43You didn't go up there much, did you?
04:45Shut up.
04:46And yes, I did.
04:47Most men don't know that pee comes out of a pee hole.
04:52Like, I just had that conversation.
04:54Well, women need to stop allowing those men to enter them in the first place.
04:59Hi.
05:00Hi.
05:02This is so cute.
05:04Oh, there's a whole class ready, sitting on the balls.
05:07That was their problem in the first place.
05:09That's what got them there.
05:11This is my worst nightmare.
05:12I was just about to say that.
05:14I was just about to say that.
05:16I would never want to be in a class with multiple people gyrating on a ball.
05:19Sorry.
05:20I do that in private.
05:22So if you look here, this is how baby is going to move into the pelvis.
05:28And as the shoulders come through, they'll rotate on the way out.
05:32Whoa, so the baby does like a 180?
05:35I didn't know that.
05:36How they rotate?
05:37The doctor put the hands there and rotate.
05:40You saw everything.
05:41You can tell me.
05:42I didn't look like that.
05:43You looked.
05:45You were looking everything.
05:46What makes me sick is like a lot of the times, this is when a man actually learns about a
05:50woman's body and how it works.
05:52As much as Jasmine complains, I can't imagine her doing an unmedicated natural birth.
06:10Right?
06:12I wish I could do unmedicated.
06:13Hell no.
06:14Our babies be big.
06:16Big Cameroonian kids.
06:18Mm-hmm.
06:19I did my first two unmedicated.
06:21Mm-hmm.
06:22Nada.
06:22Mm-hmm.
06:23And then my third one, I had to get an epidural, what, on almost day two?
06:27Mm-hmm.
06:28That's terrible.
06:29That girl almost killed me.
06:30When we talk about tearing, we talk about degrees, first through fourth degree.
06:35Oh, wow.
06:35So a first degree tear is going to be superficial skin.
06:38Third into this capsule around the anus and fourth would be a connection between the two
06:41internally or externally.
06:42What is tearing up?
06:46Tearing is like what happened.
06:47To me?
06:48Mm-hmm.
06:48Oh, she cut.
06:49Yeah, she had a cut.
06:51And you got to remember, she had her vagina tightened up some years ago.
06:55Remember in Panama?
06:55Oh, she had a badgy of rejuvenation.
06:58She tightened up her Panama Canal.
07:02I tore so bad with the first two.
07:05Third one, no tears, baby.
07:07The healing process was so much better.
07:09What degree of tears did you have?
07:11I think with Oliver, it was third, and Kennedy, it was second.
07:14Which doesn't make sense, because Kennedy was huge.
07:17Yeah.
07:17I mean, I already knew that I don't want to have kids, but this is just solidifying that.
07:23Coburn was a third degree.
07:24Yeah, a period.
07:25Scarlett was, I didn't tear at all.
07:26Not at all.
07:27A tear on my tour, baby.
07:29Third degree tear.
07:30No.
07:31Second degree.
07:31First degree.
07:32There's no way.
07:33Because that stuff over there is already ready.
07:36Oh, stop.
07:37You don't know.
07:37What you can do as a partner is use your first two fingers.
07:44And so we actually start on the outside here.
07:46We press into these tissues towards the clitoris.
07:49We're going to go to the first knuckle until you have that nice stretch.
07:52And then you go in and do the same at the second knuckle.
07:54Is this like on the inside of the wall?
07:56Inside.
07:57Okay, gotcha.
07:58I'd be like, I'm out.
08:00Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:02Is this a birth class or a foreplay?
08:04Into this?
08:09Ew.
08:11So apparently if I don't help Jasmine with the stretching of the walls, her, you know what,
08:19is going to tear possibly all the way to her butthole.
08:23It's a hoo-ha.
08:25Well, it's a vagina.
08:26Just say it like it.
08:27I mean, how old are you?
08:29Matt is about to be a dad.
08:31He's a grown man.
08:32You can say vagina.
08:33Yeah.
08:33Our six-year-old says penis and vagina.
08:36With this deep breath, we're going to go, oh.
08:41Imagine sending your baby down and out.
08:42Deep breath here with me again.
08:45Oh.
08:47Oh.
08:50Oh.
08:50Oh.
08:53It's not like she's puking.
08:56Your partner is going to pass baby back through your legs.
09:01So head first, turn baby around.
09:04Perfect.
09:05Bring baby to your low belly and then sit back onto your heels.
09:09I think they're teaching how the partner.
09:11Oh, I know this.
09:12This is football.
09:13Blue.
09:14Blue 42.
09:15Say hike.
09:16What I like about this transition of sitting back is it gives you a moment to see your baby,
09:23to look at your baby with your partner, and you create this little bubble around you guys.
09:29Oh, look at Jazz.
09:31She can't wait for her baby with her love.
09:33I'm going to have to do my part.
09:36I'm going to have to step up and do my part.
09:39I don't even know how many days or weeks until the baby is born.
09:42It's very stressful.
09:43You know, I do have a little bit of hope.
09:46Sometimes men just need to see a child to grow up, and maybe that'll be the thing that'll
09:51make him grow up.
09:53I honestly think that Matt is doing a great job, a fantastic job, and he's going to be
09:58a very supportive husband.
10:00I don't know.
10:00What do you think?
10:01I think he'll be very supportive in the hospital.
10:04And he's definitely excited about his homework.
10:05I mean, he basically just has to her for a few hours.
10:08Oh, who's traveling?
10:16Second day in London.
10:18This weather is amazing, just to see.
10:21Oh, yeah.
10:22Oh, Brendan.
10:23I'm in London.
10:25Look at these little travel vloggers.
10:32Oh.
10:32I want to pet some cows in Switzerland.
10:35Switzerland?
10:35Hi, Ron and Betty.
10:36We're having a great time.
10:38Wish you weren't here.
10:39We're glad.
10:40Whoa.
10:42You get the gondola rides.
10:44How quiz that?
10:45Here's the best part about living in Vegas.
10:47Pretty much all these places are here on the Strip.
10:51Like, we can do a gondola ride right at the Venetian.
11:03They're back.
11:04It's always so depressing coming back home.
11:07Honestly.
11:07Good trip.
11:09Though it was hard in our finances, I still feel like the trip was an overall success.
11:13I do feel like Julia and I reconnected to a certain level.
11:17Oh, yeah.
11:18That's every being says, come paid.
11:20Sexy capade.
11:20Come paid.
11:24That's like a known fact, though.
11:25When you go on vacation, you just be...
11:27Bonin'.
11:27Bonin' 24-7, baby.
11:29Multiple times a day.
11:30Balcony bonin', bed bonin', bathroom bonin'.
11:33I was like, ooh, well, when we were in Cameroon.
11:37Didn't we?
11:37I mean, that's where we made a tem.
11:39Yeah.
11:39It was like rabbits.
11:41Then we came home and I was like, don't touch me.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:46Oh, my God.
11:49Oh, my gosh.
11:51Is it positive?
11:52Oh, my God.
11:53Is she pregnant?
11:54I can't see the lines.
11:56Did they make a European baby?
11:58You talking to somebody?
12:00Another.
12:00Why?
12:01It came up.
12:01I gotta go.
12:02Hold on.
12:06Yes, bud.
12:08She's pregnant.
12:09No way.
12:10Oh, wow.
12:12Stop.
12:13It's positive.
12:15Damn, they really were bonin' on that trip.
12:21I'm so worried about I'm like, he's in that joke.
12:26Yeah, you guys made it.
12:29She peed on that, and then he just grabs it with his hands.
12:33You wanted her to have a baby real bad.
12:34You better be a little more excited than that, brother.
12:36Jump up and down, bitch.
12:37Uh, your husband?
12:41Yeah.
12:43Oh, my gosh.
12:45We're pregnant!
12:46Yay!
12:48I want to be pregnant again.
12:50Oh, my God.
12:51Wow.
12:52Oh, my God.
12:52Wow.
12:54Everything he wanted.
12:55Everybody got everything they wanted.
12:57Congrats.
12:58Julia showed me that test.
13:00I was literally like, the air just left my lungs.
13:03Like, greatest moment of my life so far.
13:06I think next best one's going to be when that little thing comes out of there, you know?
13:12That's right.
13:14When I found out you were pregnant.
13:16You were so emotional.
13:18You couldn't believe.
13:20Yeah, I couldn't believe.
13:21You were like in shock.
13:21I couldn't believe you got pregnant.
13:23Yeah, you were so happy.
13:25Because my sperm wasn't working, and then it was working, and then I, like, wasn't really
13:29keeping up with the whole protocol to make it work, and then you ended up being pregnant.
13:34Yeah.
13:36She kind of told Brandon like I told you when I was pregnant with Coben.
13:40Yeah.
13:40And I was, like, all cute about it.
13:42I was like, oh, and you opened it, and you said, oh.
13:44Oh.
13:45Well, you told me about Coben, I was screaming, and then you were crying.
13:49I'm going to get.
13:50I pee so much.
13:53I pee all the time.
13:55I'm going to get fat.
13:57When I went back, it was very clear to me that I was used for a drinking card.
14:02So what I did a few months ago is I reported her for immigration fraud.
14:09I mean, if anyone got frauded, though, I feel like it was Jasmine.
14:13If you marry a dude and they don't you the whole time you're married, that's fraud.
14:18I'm out.
14:19For a green card, no one would have sucked his toes.
14:24Literally, our fourth baby might just fly out of me, and I don't even think you know how
14:28to catch a baby from a uterus.
14:30I don't know.
14:31Pretend it.
14:32Pretend, this is my baby.
14:33I've never catched one.
14:35Okay.
14:36Is that how you give birth?
14:37Let me stick it here.
14:38You see it?
14:40Do you see the baby?
14:42I see the hand.
14:44I'm going to squat and give birth.
14:45Do not let this baby fall.
14:47Okay.
14:53Did you catch it?
14:54Oh, my precious.
14:56You have to pass it to me.
14:58Normally I have to pass it like this to you.
14:59Oh, my gosh.
15:00You already ripped the umbilical cord.
15:01Oh, Jesus Christ.
15:03I'm bleeding now.
15:11Jasmine, you know, she completely f***ed up my life.
15:14Really did.
15:15Oh, it's Gino.
15:18Oh, stop.
15:19You f***ed up her life, too.
15:20I was expecting more from her, like, more of apology.
15:24There was, like, no explanation of anything.
15:27So that, you know, that's why I decided today that I'm going to talk to a lawyer about my options for divorce because I need to do it.
15:35And I think it's the only way I'm going to get closure in this whole thing.
15:38I mean, when you threaten to kick someone out of the country, do you think they're going to apologize to you?
15:42Yeah.
15:44That just means he did it for a reaction, not because he actually feels that way.
15:47Gino is a grown-ass man.
15:49He needs to just move on and not be so angry.
15:53Rita, guess what?
15:54Gino is actually the father of Matt's baby.
15:57But, hey, that's cute.
15:58You're actually catching her up.
16:00Catching her up.
16:02Oh, God.
16:03Oh, God.
16:06Robert.
16:08Gino.
16:08How's it going?
16:10It's been a while.
16:10How are you doing?
16:11It's been a minute, right?
16:12Yeah, definitely.
16:12All right, come on.
16:13Back to the conference room.
16:14Let's do it.
16:15He knows his lawyer by first name.
16:17Good Lord.
16:18Let's see what the lawyer tells him.
16:20Oh, that's right.
16:21He's in Michigan.
16:22So we'll see if the laws are different.
16:24You are the father, Gino.
16:30So you're back here for another divorce, huh?
16:32Unfortunately.
16:34Oh, this is his lawyer from his last divorce.
16:36Noah and Gino, he likes a good deal.
16:38I bet you he got, like, a buy one, get one.
16:41You were married how long ago?
16:44We've been married just over two years, like, basically two years.
16:47Okay.
16:48And when I went back and I looked at the whole big picture, it's very clear to me that I was used for a green card.
16:56So what I did a few months ago is I reported her for immigration fraud.
17:03I mean, if anyone got frauded, though, I feel like it was Jasmine.
17:06If you marry a dude and they don't you the whole time you're married, that's fraud.
17:12I'm out.
17:14Bye.
17:15He's talking now out of emotion.
17:17For me, the deal has been done.
17:19Yeah.
17:20He's just acting me.
17:21He's emotionally thinking.
17:23I don't think anything was premeditated.
17:26I think she had intentions.
17:27I think she loved him.
17:30For a green card, Noah would have sucked his toes.
17:34I actually did it twice.
17:36I submitted it twice because I want to make absolutely sure it got through.
17:39But the second time I submitted it, I updated it and told them that she was pregnant.
17:48He's like, you probably should have came and talked to me first.
17:51Could you imagine that government agent, though?
17:53They're flipping through that book, reading it like a telenovela.
17:55Juicy.
17:56Uh-huh.
17:57Oh, wow.
17:58Really?
18:00They call him for Mortis.
18:01So, Gino, the last thing I read was this.
18:03He'd be happy to tell them.
18:04So, the question is, is the child yours?
18:09The child is not mine.
18:12It's his.
18:13Okay.
18:14Well, under Michigan law, I'm going to give you some bad news here.
18:17Uh-oh.
18:19When you are married and a child is born, during that marriage, or the husband here, you're
18:24presumed to be the father.
18:26It's the same.
18:28Look at him.
18:29He is going to melt.
18:31He's like, he is melting.
18:32Like, damn.
18:33Whoa.
18:35Even though the baby's not yours?
18:37Dude, Jasmine put this all together.
18:39You talk about a plan of plans.
18:41Jesus.
18:42You have a legal obligation and a financial obligation to that child.
18:48What?
18:50Financial.
18:51Oh, my gosh.
18:52That's blowing up in his head right now.
18:55Oh.
18:58Whoa.
18:58Daddy Gino.
18:59Whoa.
19:00We're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars that you'll be paying in child support if
19:05you don't take action.
19:08She's f***ed up my life.
19:13I mean, Gino's about to cry right now.
19:15I feel like if I was Gino, I'd f*** my pants right now.
19:18Are you kidding me?
19:19Hardcore anxiety diarrhea.
19:21He thought he was just going to send her away, not have to pay for her baby.
19:24Dude, if I was Jasmine, I'd be like, yep, I'm putting you on child support, bitch.
19:27Man, it's...
19:28I would do that.
19:29You want to deport me?
19:30Okay, Daddy Gino.
19:32You're paying child support.
19:34Meet my baby on a yacht.
19:36Ur-day.
19:36When my sister asked me if I wanted kids, I keep thinking about this.
19:44Babe, are you serious?
19:48Literally, he's like, no, I think I want kids.
19:51I did not see that.
19:52I thought it was going to be something completely different.
19:55Well, babe, Halloween is coming up, and I got us a couple things.
19:59You want to be a vampire this year or something?
20:00I think so.
20:02Oh, jeez.
20:02I like to suck, so it works out.
20:04They fit in our big mouth.
20:06I want to suck your blood.
20:10Yeah, blood.
20:12Suck out of your head.
20:15No, we don't kiss with it.
20:16We do...
20:17Oh, you're right.
20:21Imagine Gino like this, though.
20:23Huh.
20:24Jasmine, I'm a vampire.
20:27I'm going to take all of your money and send you back to Panama.
20:33I'm going to take one, two, three hundred dollars.
20:40Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
20:46Uh-oh.
20:47Gloomy.
20:48Gloomy New York.
20:49I think I smell a silver.
20:53Oh, Georgie.
20:55Oh, are they meeting up?
20:56Oh, and she looks sexy.
21:04That's a breakup outfit.
21:05That is.
21:06That's a revenge outfit if I've ever seen one.
21:16Fuck.
21:19Look at Darcy, though.
21:20She's like, this is what you're going to lose out on.
21:22Oh, she's, this ain't her first rodeo with these kind of talks.
21:26She's like, I've done this before.
21:30That's not how you dance to this music.
21:34I can't even do my own thing.
21:37Let me do my thing if you don't feel late.
21:40What are you at, what are you at, a rodeo?
21:42How do you dance?
21:43I got this message from Georgie that he wants to meet and explain what's on his heart.
21:50So, I'm eager and I'm ready to hear what he has to say.
21:55How do you think it's going to go?
21:56I mean, they've never had good communication, literally ever.
21:59Never.
22:00So, I don't know how it could possibly change in this moment.
22:02Yeah.
22:03I think they need some outside help for that, but honestly.
22:06So, did you sleep okay last night?
22:11I think I'm back.
22:14Oh, yeah.
22:15I slept great.
22:15I didn't hear this all night.
22:18I don't know.
22:19I want to know what he has to tell her.
22:21He has something on his chest.
22:23There's a lot on her chest.
22:25Are we even together right now?
22:26Is this marriage going to work?
22:27Is it not going to work?
22:28Like, there needs to be some serious conversations.
22:30I need to feel comfortable just to, I don't know, I don't know.
22:33Comfortable with what?
22:34Why don't you feel comfortable with me?
22:37Because I'm expressing how I feel, too.
22:40Darcy always takes over the conversation right when Georgie's about to get to his point.
22:45And then he just shuts down.
22:47When I see my sister with her kids and her family.
22:52Does he want kids?
22:54When my sister asks me if I want kids.
22:56Oh, no.
23:01He wants kids.
23:03Oh, no.
23:03Oh, God.
23:06Oh, my.
23:06I think now he wants kids, I guess, huh?
23:09Like, he saw that and realized that's what he wants.
23:11It seems that way.
23:13I think that's what you're going to say.
23:15Uh-huh.
23:16Okay.
23:18Right.
23:19Since this day she asked me about if I want kids.
23:23I keep thinking about this.
23:25Where do you want to go with this?
23:37Babe, are you serious?
23:41Literally, he's like, no, I think I want kids.
23:43I did not see that.
23:44I thought it was going to be something completely different.
23:47Why do people always do that, though?
23:49Yes, I'll be in a relationship.
23:50I don't want to have kids with you.
23:52I agree.
23:52And then they're like, well, actually, I changed my mind.
23:56That's a conversation no menopausal woman wants to have.
24:04I love you.
24:07I love you, honey.
24:09You know what's kind of really sweet and nice?
24:13Everything that Gino put up with, so Jasmine could have a happy life with Matt.
24:18Gino is so sweet to do this for her.
24:21Now someone call Gino and let him know he's a dad.
24:25Gino, your baby's born.
24:27Oh, my gosh, babe.
24:29These are the Halloween costumes you got us?
24:31Oh, yeah, baby.
24:32We are going to be alligators for Halloween.
24:37No need that.
24:38You're an alligator.
24:39Yeah.
24:39Alligators hibernate.
24:40They don't get cold.
24:41Really?
24:42I think so.
24:43Babe, we look so cute.
24:45We're going to be the cutest alligators on the block.
24:47Trick or treating.
24:48Let's take a little selfie.
24:49Mm-hmm.
24:50Here we go.
24:50Ready?
24:51Let's do it.
24:53Okay, now do an alligator face.
24:56Put it on our Christmas card.
24:58Mm-hmm.
24:59Babe, do I have to wear this the rest of the night because I'm hot?
25:02If you let me get naked before, it would have been better.
25:04Aw, it's okay.
25:05You made me keep my clothes on.
25:07Let's take it before we continue.
25:08All right, but let me put it back on tonight for you.
25:11Role play.
25:11We could role play wear a bunch of alligators.
25:14Aw.
25:15That means you're not allowed to speak.
25:16Where are we at?
25:22Ted's.
25:23Oh, sounds dramatic.
25:26Palm tree in Miami.
25:27They give it away every time with that palm tree.
25:29It's 1 a.m.
25:32I was obviously in bed, and I feel like my water has broken.
25:40I think a baby's coming, so.
25:43What?
25:44Ooh!
25:45Oh!
25:46They have a baby.
25:48Whoa!
25:49Well, if your water broke, the baby's coming.
25:51The baby's coming.
25:52Yeah, get to stretching.
25:54Get to stretching?
26:00The baby is coming.
26:02Like, Jasmine is in so much pain.
26:05You want to try to?
26:06Yeah.
26:06Can you tub a little bit?
26:07Yeah.
26:08Yes?
26:08Let's do that.
26:09So this is the part that's been scaring the crap out of me, because it makes me feel,
26:15like, powerless, you know?
26:18I think it finally hit him.
26:20Like, he gets that there's nothing he could do but, like, cheer her on.
26:23Yeah.
26:24What are your words of encouragement when I'm in labor?
26:26It's okay, baby.
26:27No, you know what it is?
26:28What?
26:29Courage, my love.
26:30When you were going through labor, the first thing I was, like, to the doctor was, like,
26:38pay meds.
26:39Pay meds, please.
26:40Please.
26:41Hurry.
26:41Hurry.
26:41Yeah.
26:48Breathe, honey.
26:49Breathe.
26:50I be screaming for meds.
26:52Look at her.
26:53That's kind of how your daughter was, too, though, Cassidy.
26:56Like, just all over the place and just couldn't hurt.
26:58My daughter did the same thing.
27:00You know, I'm, like, a real quiet birther.
27:03Mm-hmm.
27:03I don't make any noise.
27:05You just breathe.
27:06But that's the secret.
27:07You can't panic.
27:07If you panic, then everything goes wrong.
27:09If you stay calm, it goes calmly.
27:12Mm-hmm.
27:13Except with the last baby.
27:14Mm-hmm.
27:14I did everything I possibly could, and she just would not come out.
27:18Mm-hmm.
27:19The only time I made noise is when?
27:20With what birth?
27:21You did that with Scarlett.
27:23She did that with Artem.
27:23Wait, with Scarlett, though, remember how I transitioned so fast?
27:27They had to give me fentanyl, remember?
27:28Because I didn't have my epidural yet, and she was, like, coming.
27:31She was right, yeah.
27:32And I was, like, ah.
27:34That was why with Artem, we, like, no, let's go.
27:37Give me that epidural right now, girl.
27:40When you were in labor, you had a panic attack once they gave you drugs
27:45because you've never taken drugs before.
27:48I was telling the doctor, I told you, get it out.
27:50Like, I'm freaking out.
27:52I'm going to die.
27:53Where's the doctor?
27:54Get the epidural out.
27:55Yeah, I was-
27:55I can't feel my legs.
27:56Like, I can't do anything.
27:58Ah!
28:04Oh, my God.
28:06Oh.
28:08Wow.
28:09Oh, my God.
28:10Oh.
28:12Breathe.
28:13You've got to relax.
28:14She's fighting it.
28:15Deep breath.
28:16She's coming.
28:16She's coming right now, Mama.
28:18She's coming.
28:18You're going to break into your bed.
28:22We're going to look together.
28:23We're going to hold.
28:24Take a deep breath.
28:25And then you push down.
28:27Eight hours.
28:28Eight hours.
28:29Woo!
28:30Yeah.
28:32Ah!
28:34Well, this is it.
28:37Oh, you've got to push.
28:38Get her through that ring of fire.
28:40Oh, gosh.
28:41Ah!
28:41Pull it out.
28:46Pull it out.
28:46Pull it out.
28:47Pull it out.
28:48Pull it out.
28:48I'll grab her.
28:48Pull it out.
28:50Pull me out.
28:50Pull it out.
28:50Pull it out.
28:51Oh!
28:52There.
28:52There she is.
28:55There it is.
28:56It made it.
28:57She's out.
28:59Oh!
28:59Yay.
29:00Yay!
29:02Awwww!
29:05That gave me chills.
29:07I love you.
29:10I love you, honey.
29:13Oh my god, you did it!
29:15Congrats, Jasmine!
29:17Look at that tiny baby!
29:20Awwww!
29:22Awwww!
29:26Awwww, she cried!
29:28Good cry!
29:30That's intense, but it's like a nice little aftermath.
29:33And you finally have the baby, and then okay, the pain's gone.
29:37Someone call Gino and let him know he's a dad.
29:41Gino, your baby's born!
29:45With giving birth to my daughter and Matt being there,
29:49I trust Matt as I have never trusted a person.
29:53When I was the most vulnerable,
29:55he was there for me unconditionally,
29:58made me feel so loved.
30:00And after this, I can trust him with anything,
30:04because I know that no matter what,
30:06he's gonna have my back.
30:08I think Matt's doing such a good job helping her.
30:10I feel like you can already see a difference in him.
30:12Yeah.
30:13You know what's kind of really sweet and nice?
30:16Everything that Gino put up with,
30:18all the money that he put into this,
30:21so Jasmine could have a happy life with Matt.
30:25And have a wonderful, beautiful family.
30:27Okay, I get Gino's anger.
30:29Gino is so sweet to do this for her.
30:32The joy in seeing your child for the first time,
30:38it's crazy, you know?
30:41And in that moment, like,
30:42I literally felt like my heart grew like the Grinch's three sizes.
30:47Yeah, I feel like Matt's starting to come around for me.
30:50Yeah, me too.
30:51Seems like a good guy.
30:52I do feel that he is gonna be a good dad.
30:55Besides all the drama and everything going on
30:57and how he got into this relationship,
30:59and if he got in the way,
31:01he's gonna be a good dad.
31:03And I could feel it.
31:04I could feel the love, the compassion.
31:08And, uh...
31:11Aw, Matt!
31:12Look at him already growing so much.
31:14I don't know, it's an insane feeling
31:17that I don't think anything,
31:19nothing can top this feeling.
31:21It's just something crazy.
31:23I love you, Maddie.
31:27I'm gonna spend the rest of my life taking care of you.
31:32Me too, baby.
31:35See? Changed man.
31:37Girls will do that to you.
31:39It's just crazy what it takes for men to learn empathy and compassion.
31:42That's true.
31:43That's true.
31:44They're like, wait, is this what love feels like?
31:47Is this what compassion feels like?
31:50I wouldn't take a hundred-thousands-of-dollar risk,
31:53and that's not a game I would play.
31:55I think it's something you need to take care of.
31:57I'm not quite ready yet.
31:59Oh, jeez.
32:00So that's...
32:01Please help him with this lawyer, man,
32:03because please tell him he's crazy.
32:05That's a stupid choice already.
32:07My brother sent me this picture when I was a kid,
32:10dressed up for Halloween.
32:11Oh, let me see.
32:12Oh, my God.
32:13That is adorable.
32:14Uh-huh.
32:15Little cowboy you were.
32:17Holding my pistol.
32:18That reminds me.
32:20Did you ever see this picture of me?
32:22Or actually David Bowie?
32:24I dyed my hair blonde and all for the...
32:26You went all out.
32:28That's not a wig, either.
32:30I had actually dyed a blonde.
32:31I believe it.
32:32Well, since this show and everybody on it is under pressure,
32:35let's get to it.
32:36Do you get that?
32:37I got it.
32:40I think you have to look at the risk here.
32:43You're presumed to be the father.
32:45Congratulations, Gino.
32:46You're a father.
32:48Stop.
32:49And that baby was just born about five minutes ago.
32:52Child support alone is going to be hundreds of thousands of dollars
32:55that you're going to be paying for a baby that you said is not yours.
32:59Uh...
33:00I wouldn't take a hundred thousands of dollar risk.
33:03That's not a game I would play.
33:05I think it's something you need to take care of.
33:07Holy...
33:09That would be tough to grasp.
33:13This is not at all what any guy would want to hear.
33:16No.
33:17They're not the father.
33:18I'm not quite ready yet.
33:20There's two reasons.
33:22One is I have a lot of investments.
33:25I want to wait for the market to drop and then file because I want the least financial impact to me.
33:31Oh, dude, you should have divorced her earlier.
33:34Well, he didn't want to divorce her.
33:36This is almost worse.
33:37Bet you right now, Gino wished she had a prenup.
33:40Another reason is immigration.
33:42Because Jasmine is going to have to remove conditions from her green card, okay,
33:47to get her permanent 10-year card.
33:49She's on the two-year probationary card right now.
33:51But I am not jointly going to sign for it.
33:54And the only way she can do it on her own, what, is if she's divorced.
33:59So if I divorce her right away, I'm giving her the green light to get that card.
34:04Oh, my gosh, Gino.
34:06He is literally, like, revengeful, babe.
34:09Oh, jeez.
34:11Please help him with this, lawyer man, because please tell him he's crazy.
34:14That's a stupid choice already.
34:16Gino.
34:17Oh, my God.
34:18This is the ultimate backfire.
34:20I mean, Gino's pushing this divorce off so he can save money,
34:23and now he's on the hook for hundreds of thousands of dollars in child support?
34:27Yikes.
34:28You know what, though?
34:29I've been down that road when you want someone to hurt how they hurt you,
34:32and the only person it over is yourself.
34:34Mm-hmm.
34:35Get divorced, sign the papers, move on.
34:38One thing we haven't considered is that Jasmine could file for divorce in Florida.
34:43I would hate to have to travel back and forth to Florida for a divorce.
34:47So the person that initiates divorce is where the state that it's going to be handled in?
34:55Correct.
34:56I hope Jasmine already filed.
34:57Maybe Jasmine already filed.
34:58And then he's going to have to go back and forth to Florida.
35:00Florida.
35:01Yeah.
35:02If I have Jasmine, I'd make him spend all the money he had to.
35:05Gino hadn't been petty and penny-pinching.
35:09He could have got her divorce three months ago and saved all this.
35:12Gino is so focused on making her suffer or hurting her in some way, and he's the only one losing out.
35:19It's almost like karma's getting him with this.
35:20Yeah.
35:21He's probably going to end and make it worse on himself.
35:24Hearing everything the lawyer is telling me today, he's actually convinced me that I need to take action now.
35:32And I need to be the one who files for divorce so I can take control of the divorce and have it in Michigan.
35:40It is sad because it does seem like Gino, up to this point, he has lost a lot.
35:45And in this position now, he's the one that's going to be losing out more.
35:49Unfortunately, but laws are laws.
35:51From my experience and now watching Gino's experience, if you're getting divorced, do it as fast as possible.
35:59There's no reason to wait.
36:00It's a race, baby.
36:02Just like a race who ate the most ribs.
36:04Geez, babe, I can't believe you ate all those.
36:06I only had two.
36:07Mmm, I know.
36:08Gosh.
36:09Devour that.
36:10I think this is just going to be the messiest divorce.
36:13Because they're both trying to hurt each other, both trying to get back at each other.
36:17It's going to be very lucrative for their lawyers.
36:20And if you didn't do a prenup, like...
36:22Sorry, pal.
36:23You're a dumbass.
36:24Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, Happily Ever After.
36:28You're going to work at least on this shit?
36:29You got to, because if I go like this...
36:31Whoa!
36:32Maybe not like that.
36:35They should tell Betty right now.
36:38Thank you, all right?
36:39Let her know, because eventually it's going to come out and she's going to know this timeline.
36:43I mean, I am lucky that she even let me tell you guys, to be honest.
36:48Oh, don't tell me they're telling friends first.
36:51Uh-oh.
36:52Brandon wants to tell his mom he's so bad.
36:54Probably already told her.
36:55No one tells a mom when she has to tell people when she's pregnant.
36:58Yeah.
36:59So everybody could shut the up about that.
37:01Literally whatever she wants to do, she can do.
37:03But what am I big for?
37:05I see everywhere you go, there's problems that follow you.
37:08Uh-oh.
37:09Are Joby and Andre getting into it?
37:11Let's give them the out, babe.
37:13Sit down and handle yourself like a man.
37:15Oh!
37:17Yara told him that's going to burn.
37:20Damn!
37:21Oh, wow.
37:22Are we about to see a couple fight?
37:25Do you know your mom?
37:27I want to cause a very good impression.
37:29I want my kids and my friends to be saved.
37:33And not to go to hell, but to hell, that's all I want.
37:36Oh, man.
37:37She never met Jasmine and she's marrying Jasmine the kid.
37:40Yeah.
37:41She's freaking out and I bet you they haven't even told her everything that's happened.
37:44No.
37:45She probably knows like the G-rated version.
37:47There is no way she's going to accept this relationship.
37:50With this string, would you marry me?
37:57What?
37:58Just what?
37:59Wow.
38:00Wow.
38:01Bro, you got to take the other one off first.
38:04A string proposal.
38:06But she's still married.
38:08How is Jasmine going to get married again when she's not even divorced?
38:11Yeah.
38:12Come on.
38:13Oh, actually, you know what?
38:14I think I did that.
38:16You did that?
38:18You did that where?
38:20I think I asked you to get married and I was still technically married.
38:24Men does that.
38:25They are-
38:26Men, what are you talking about?
38:27You knew I was going through divorce the whole time.
38:29Men does that.
38:30They are idiot.
38:31I feel like seeing all these babies and eating these baby back ribs.
38:33I'm ready for some trick-or-treats myself.
38:35I'll do the tricks and flips if you give me the treats.
38:39Picking up what I'm putting down?
38:41I'm going to put it in Chinatown.
38:43Want to make a baby tonight?
38:47Babe, you want to make a baby?
38:48Give her!
38:49Should we?
38:50Let's make a baby tonight.
38:51Oh, my God.
38:52Let's go.
38:53Let's do that.
38:54Say no more.
38:55There's only one more episode before the town hall.
38:57I know.
38:58I'm excited, though, for that.
38:59Do you think Darcy and Georgie are going to break up?
39:01It's really possible.
39:02I hope they don't.
39:03I mean, I am rooting for them and I want Darcy's happiness.
39:06So I hope that happens.
39:07Oh, my gosh.
39:08Hey, Rita, you want to come?
39:09Let's go.
39:10Let's go outside.
39:11Come on.
39:12I'm going to stay here with Theodore.
39:13Okay.
39:14Ugh.
39:15That was intense.
39:16You got to wake up.
39:17Theodore, I remember when you were born.
39:20I was there.
39:21I saw everything.
39:23And now, look.
39:24One day, all of this will be yours.
39:30Let's go for a walk.
39:31Come on.
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