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00:01You know, four years ago, I could dunk.
00:05Now?
00:06Oh.
00:07Got nothing.
00:15Take your brain!
00:19Hittin' bricks all day!
00:22Hittin' bricks all day!
00:24Yeah!
00:28Happy ever after!
00:30This is gonna be juicy, real juicy.
00:33Are you excited to watch?
00:36He's looking at me very...
00:38You touched his no-no parts.
00:43Here we go!
00:50I would eat if I wore those heels.
00:52I feel like they live in platforms, though.
00:53Yeah.
00:54I love it.
00:55Yes!
00:56Snaps all around!
00:59So my mom is asking, like,
01:00who's gonna take care of me once I give birth?
01:03What's your plan?
01:05I've never been married, and I don't have any kids,
01:07so how am I supposed to know this?
01:12What the is that?
01:15I mean, what kind of answer is that, man?
01:17What the is that?
01:18For her to translate that to her mother?
01:20You gotta be kidding me!
01:21Is that what you want to translate?
01:22The guy is his real answer to this question.
01:24Is that what you want to translate?
01:25I think she's a good friend.
01:26You do?
01:27Yes.
01:28I think you are a nice person.
01:29I think she's a nice person.
01:30Yeah.
01:31I don't know.
01:32Like, I wasn't gonna say anything, but...
01:34But...
01:35But...
01:36I'm gonna say it.
01:37She was just saying, you're just...
01:40Miami got to your head, and just nasty comments about you
01:43and, like, things that you wear.
01:45Nice.
01:46Oh, that's lovely!
01:47But is that true, though?
01:48Because if it's true, I mean...
01:50Even if it is true, why is she just now saying it?
01:53You should be embarrassed.
01:54Embarrassed with yourself.
01:55I can't run or jump.
01:56That's not my problem.
01:57Well, it's basketball.
01:58That's your fault.
01:59Why don't we, like, play checkers or something?
02:00I kick your ass in checkers and chess and all that too.
02:01What do you think?
02:02Get out of here.
02:03I used to teach you chess, bitch.
02:04I'm an intellectualist.
02:05You know what I've been thinking about?
02:06What?
02:07Jasmine's either gonna have to beg Gino to stop doing what he's doing, or she needs better
02:26legal advice.
02:27So my advice would be...
02:29Don't throw any shoes.
02:30Mm-hmm.
02:31Keep the crying to, like...
02:32A minimum.
02:33A minimum, a minimum.
02:34May I sit here?
02:36Mm-hmm.
02:37I'm so sorry.
02:38I don't wanna...
02:39I do not wanna bother you there, but excuse me.
02:41Okay.
02:42We're just talking under you.
02:43He even had his dog sense telling him tonight was gonna be a banger.
02:47Right?
02:48He's like, I can't miss tonight's episode.
02:51You know, I wanna see the floor of the connection.
02:53They look pretty intense.
02:54You got a lot of he set, she set, they set, different personalities.
02:59And this is gonna be juicy.
03:01It looks very Florida, but who in Florida?
03:07Is it Jasmine?
03:09Oy, papi.
03:10Allergies?
03:11Hey, sexy mamacita.
03:13I heard you broke down, you need a ride.
03:16What even is this?
03:17Is he packing all of her belongings for Panama?
03:20What, did Matt become a tow truck driver?
03:22What the is this?
03:27What you're doing?
03:29This is what I'm gonna do on the side.
03:33We need another income.
03:35This is gonna be it.
03:37Oh!
03:39Like he's gonna be a tow truck driver.
03:43A tow truck?
03:44A tow truck.
03:45That's a good business to do.
03:47People always breaking down.
03:48People need tows.
03:49You know, you could jump.
03:50Yeah, that's a good business.
03:51Jump people, tow people, get people out of locked cars.
03:56This is some you would have done when we were together.
03:58I've owned numerous records.
04:00Like, I've owned them.
04:02And God Almighty, they're expensive.
04:04How much did you pay for it?
04:06I don't know, 150 maybe, something like that, isn't it?
04:10150 what?
04:111,000.
04:12You're kidding.
04:15Oh!
04:16I mean, when you have a new baby, wouldn't you just save that?
04:21What the ?
04:22Dude, I knew they were expensive, but .
04:24I thought you said he got a good price.
04:25I didn't think Matt had it like that.
04:26I thought he had a good price.
04:27To be honest, like I'm more impressed.
04:29I want to clown on him, but you can make a lot of money doing that.
04:33Also, it is you, but you never had a baby.
04:36Yeah, but I'm just saying.
04:37If I had been pregnant, I would have murdered you.
04:39Do you know how to tow a car?
04:42You could damage someone's car.
04:44Yeah.
04:45You just gotta take your time.
04:46Have you ever tow a car by yourself?
04:50No.
04:51You didn't even took a class?
04:53No, what do I need to take a class for?
04:55Because you don't know how to do this.
04:57You don't.
04:58How do you know that you know what you're doing
04:59if you don't know what you're doing?
05:00It's like me being like, I want to be a dolphin trainer.
05:03I spent $100,000 on gear because I wanted a new side job.
05:08I'm gonna be a diver, but I don't know how to snorkel even.
05:11It's not hard.
05:12Just make sure you're getting neutral.
05:14You know, make sure you got all your locks and stuff in place.
05:18Strap that sucker up. Chain that sucker up.
05:21You gotta know how to like, you know, jimmy the door.
05:23Do you know how to?
05:24Yeah, I know how to jimmy the door.
05:25I know how to jimmy the door.
05:26As long as you know how to jimmy the door.
05:28Okay, here is our car.
05:30Uh-huh.
05:31Tow it.
05:32Tow it where?
05:34Tow it.
05:35Mr. Confidence.
05:37If it is so easy, prove to me you can actually do it.
05:41And I will remain quiet.
05:43Okay?
05:44Of course.
05:45Okay, let's go and see it.
05:46My question is, does he have a toe on that thing to where he can lift?
05:50Yeah, it looks like there's a wrench.
05:53Like a wrench.
05:54Oh, there's a wrench?
05:55Shut up, sir.
05:56A witch.
05:57Whatever.
05:58Whatever it's called.
05:59Witch?
06:00I don't know what that was called.
06:01Matt!
06:02Go back.
06:03What if the car is broken and it cannot be driving?
06:08I have to use the wrench then.
06:10I mean, she's not lying.
06:11You're gonna practice, Matt.
06:13Why are you picking up a car that could drive?
06:15You pretend to tow our car.
06:17I'm the screaming lady on the street telling you to stop.
06:20I'm the Karen.
06:22Lord, Jesus.
06:28I don't know where the neutral switch is for this freaking winch.
06:33Matt, you're stressing me out.
06:36Relax, okay?
06:37I'm buying this so we can have another source of income.
06:41I'm trying to support us.
06:43I'm trying to make you happy.
06:46I mean, I'm pretty sure that's gonna take him like a year or so to earn that back.
06:50More than that.
06:51That's why we don't make decisions like that without consulting women.
06:55Mm-hmm.
06:56I mean, I have the opposite of problem.
06:57I got great ideas.
06:58I just never execute them.
06:59But the positive thing is I'm not out $150,000 either.
07:03Yeah, probably a good thing you don't execute all your ideas.
07:06Any hustle is a good hustle.
07:08And you just have to stay positive about it.
07:10And you don't need to hear negativity.
07:14She said, I have done hitched my truck to the dumbest one here.
07:19It's my wagon, not my truck.
07:21Well, he has a truck that way.
07:22Right, I've hitched my wagon to the dumbest.
07:23She hitched her wagon to the dumbest truck.
07:24But I'm telling you, out of all the dumb things he could have done, like, this will actually
07:29make money.
07:30Oh, will it?
07:31Yeah.
07:32You don't even know how to use the wench.
07:33You can learn that in a day.
07:34If I could do it, anybody can do it.
07:36Oh, yeah, back to the Florida connection, where you got hot people in a cold environment.
07:48It's taking so long.
07:50I just want to look pretty.
07:52What do you think about this outfit?
07:54Whoa.
07:55Okay, Catwoman.
07:57Looks nice.
08:01Do you like it?
08:02Yeah.
08:03Do you like the necklace?
08:05Yeah, that's cool.
08:06He's looking at the tatas.
08:07He ain't looking at that necklace.
08:09Damn, Joe.
08:10You could have said, damn, you look like Sandra Dee from Greece.
08:13She looked pretty.
08:14Would it kill him to give her a compliment?
08:16I bet you he compliments strippers.
08:20Who's here?
08:22Hi, guys.
08:23Hello.
08:24Oh, my gosh.
08:25Look at you.
08:26Look at you.
08:27Hi, guys.
08:28Hey, Joey.
08:29How's it going?
08:30Hello, girls.
08:31I wanted to say it to you, too.
08:32Ah, Andrea being a dick.
08:34Hey, Joey don't care.
08:36You want some champagne?
08:37Yes, please.
08:41Cheers for more vacations like this.
08:43I mean, they're all drinking, celebrating.
08:45They're all glad to be together, but there's no Lauren and Alex.
08:48Well, it was like a friendship competition going.
08:51You know, like, there's three couples, but only two can leave.
08:54What the was that today?
08:56I don't know.
08:57I don't know.
08:58I told you I wanted to associate from all of that stuff.
09:01Honestly, Yara, though, like, I feel like you and I just, like, we're so much more calm.
09:07There's no drama.
09:09There's no drama.
09:10And we, like, are no drama and we click better.
09:12You know what I mean?
09:13Oh, the blondes!
09:14The blondes!
09:15The two blondes is ganging up!
09:20I think Elizabeth at that bar, you could see in her face last week that she's just the over it.
09:27Yeah, she's been keeping the secrets and she's done.
09:29Yeah, she's just like, now you don't want to get over it?
09:31Okay, then I'm going to tell all your laundry.
09:34I speak fluent woman talk right now.
09:37Yeah?
09:38Yeah, like, Elizabeth's just saying, like, look, me and you, we're not bitches.
09:45Lauren is.
09:46Yeah, we're different.
09:47Yeah, and we should just kick her out of our friend group.
09:50Well, I mean, like you said, we gotta be, you know, there's sides to this, right?
09:54You're either, you gotta have her either come your side or Lauren's side.
09:58Yeah, one thing I know for sure, ski resorts, they're cold.
10:02Mm.
10:03I think she's a good friend.
10:05You do?
10:06Yes.
10:07I think you are a nice person.
10:08I think she's a nice person.
10:09Yeah.
10:10I don't know.
10:11Like, I wasn't going to say anything, but.
10:13But, I'm going to say it.
10:16So why are you saying it then?
10:18When people say that, they, they, what?
10:21She was just saying, you're just, Miami got to your head.
10:25And just nasty comments about you and, like, things that you wear.
10:28Oh, nice.
10:29Oh, that's lovely.
10:30But is that true though?
10:32Because if it's true, I mean.
10:34Here's the thing.
10:35Even if it is true, why is she just now saying it?
10:38See, the type of person I am, I'd wait until they were all three in the room and be like,
10:41Hey, Lauren, remember when you said this about Yara?
10:43Why'd you say that?
10:44I'm not going to say it when the person's not there.
10:47But also, this is the kind of you would say if you're planning on never being friends with Lauren ever again.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Yeah.
10:54And she always, like, tell me how much she loves me and how much she wants us to be friends and all that stuff.
10:59And then making fun of me behind my back.
11:01Well, that's, loves you.
11:02That's amazing.
11:03Hmm.
11:05Bitches are fake.
11:06There you go, Elizabeth cooking that up. Go ahead, Elizabeth. Put some salt in there.
11:15This is why all my friends are dwindling.
11:18Because I can't stand stuff like this.
11:20I have no friends.
11:22I don't even know what Yara should do, because if she approaches Lauren, she's going to stir the pot more, because then she's betraying Libby's truck.
11:31You tell me that somebody I thought was my friend is talking about me by my back.
11:35I'm confronting them.
11:36Yeah, I mean, I'm confronting you.
11:37And not only am I confronting you, I'm confronting you with the person who accused you.
11:41Oh, of course.
11:42Because you're there.
11:43You're not going to be made to look stupid.
11:44So, like, yeah, yeah.
11:45Didn't you tell me that she said this?
11:47Yeah.
11:48I don't think she's just going to, like, call out Lauren.
11:50No, she's going to fish in a little bit, see if she can get the information out some way.
11:55Yeah, she'll probably just be like, hey, Lauren, what do you think of my pants?
11:58Oh, yeah, something like that.
12:03You want me to pop the collar?
12:04Oh, no, down.
12:0570s is down.
12:06You want me to go like this and then, like, end?
12:07Yes.
12:08I'm going to pop the collar now.
12:09I'll pop the collar still.
12:10Yeah, hell yeah, bring it back.
12:11John, you got to grow up.
12:13I like that, Alvin, though, but I want to know, like, how you clean that?
12:16You clean it with jewelry cleaners, huh?
12:20Well, Matt started a new business.
12:22It reminds me we were doing the alarms together.
12:24I'd have to sell the people alarm and then sell you to go and install it.
12:29You just wouldn't tell me.
12:30You just wouldn't tell me.
12:31And then you walk into it and it's just, like, too late at that point.
12:34The cockroach one was the worst.
12:36Just cover your nose.
12:37You know, they were literally, I popped the old security panel and the roaches are just coming out of it.
12:42And I'm like this.
12:43I'm, like, almost shedding a tear.
12:45And the lady's like, come out of the seat while I'm here.
12:48And I'm like, ma'am, I have high energy.
12:51I ain't sitting nowhere.
12:52I'm sorry, man.
12:53Spread it for life.
12:55OK, let's go.
12:59This sounds like it's one of the Darcy and Stacey songs.
13:02Shake it.
13:03Annie, you look like you ready for the catwalk or the cat box, shall I say.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Play with me if you want to.
13:10I'll take your ass down to the ASPCA.
13:13Have your pet spaded or nude.
13:15We're almost there, guys.
13:18We got this.
13:19We got this.
13:20You want me to pop the collar?
13:21Oh, no.
13:22Down.
13:2370s is down.
13:24You want me to go like this at the end?
13:25Yes.
13:26I popped the collar.
13:27I popped the collar.
13:28There was a time, though.
13:29Yeah, it ain't now.
13:31I still do it.
13:32No, who the hell popped the collar now?
13:33I'm popping my collar still.
13:34Hell yeah, bring it back.
13:35John, you gotta grow up.
13:37Why does Darcy have this black bra on instead of, like, a halter?
13:41She should just have some, like, nippies.
13:43Why does Darcy have that?
13:44Because you know those tits stayed at the heavens on their own.
13:47Do they, you think?
13:48Mine do.
13:49Well, I don't know.
13:50That's what one pays all these dollars for.
13:52Oh, my God.
13:53I was almost like Mr. Miyagi.
13:54It's on your lap.
13:55I see it.
13:56It's on the dog's face.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Get it.
13:59Get it.
14:00What?
14:01It's right there.
14:02You're so slow.
14:04Artemis is like, I can't.
14:07You're a force plan.
14:08Okay, it's okay.
14:09Walk with it a little bit up.
14:11Pop the collar.
14:12Shh.
14:13I know.
14:14Relax.
14:15Focus on you.
14:16Snippy.
14:17Oh, here we go.
14:19I like that outfit, though.
14:20But I want to know, like, how you clean that?
14:22You clean it with jewelry clean or something?
14:24Damn, I would eat if I wore those heels.
14:27I feel like they live in platforms, though.
14:29Yeah.
14:30Pop the collar.
14:31I tell you.
14:32Pop the goddamn collar.
14:33Just do it.
14:34I gotta be honest.
14:35I like Stacey's outfit better, but I like Darcy's coat better.
14:39It's just the same one in white.
14:41I know, but I like the white better.
14:43Sure.
14:44That shirt, there's a lot going on with that.
14:47It's uneven.
14:48It's bothering me.
14:49Like...
14:50Do you know who owns that shirt?
14:51Who?
14:52Your daughter, Chloe.
14:53I need a sound, so let's go running miles around.
14:57I've got it.
14:58I've got it.
14:59I've got it.
15:00I've got one real life.
15:01I've got that real life.
15:03You know what I feel like.
15:05I've got one real life.
15:06I've got one real life.
15:07She's up.
15:08Face is three.
15:10What's your model face like?
15:12Oh, is that it?
15:15That's weird.
15:16What do you want?
15:17I'm not a model.
15:18You got to do the blue?
15:20Is that what you're going for?
15:21You're going for a blue steel?
15:28We did it.
15:29That was epic.
15:30It was like...
15:31Yeah.
15:32Walking down there felt amazing.
15:33I saw Georgie feeling.
15:34Oh, that's good.
15:35Yeah.
15:36He was being supportive.
15:37But you know, honestly, I can't stop thinking about what he said in the car.
15:40You know, Dad did have some concerns.
15:42Mm-hmm.
15:43The dynamic between Darcy and Georgie, mostly.
15:46Are you in this marriage for the long haul, Georgie?
15:48Don't waste our good years.
15:49Don't waste our good years.
15:50Don't waste our good years.
15:51Actually, I'm wasting my good years.
15:55Oh.
15:56Like he said, we're wasting his years?
15:59Or you're wasting his years?
16:00Wasting what?
16:01Isn't he 37?
16:02Didn't he already waste his own years?
16:04If any years have wasted, you're 37.
16:06He's probably wasted four years just waiting for Darcy to take her jewelry off.
16:11Oh, my God.
16:12I understand.
16:13I'm wasting my good years with you.
16:15Because you don't make me rich.
16:17No.
16:18And you don't bring me to vacation.
16:20My dream life was vacation around the world.
16:22I'm here just cooking rice and beans.
16:24I want to, you know, fight for this, you know, marriage, fight for this life.
16:28But at the same time, I don't know how much longer I can hang on and hold on.
16:32If Georgie can't give me the love that I need, I don't know.
16:37Man, my first relationship was the longest waste of years.
16:40I understand what she is.
16:41But you learned so many lessons.
16:43But I still, I mean, still it's my biggest regret in life.
16:46Opposites attract and sometimes it really does work out.
16:49Like the crazy outspoken wife with like the more quiet, mellow husband.
16:52Right.
16:53But you have to love that part about each other.
16:54Yeah.
16:55And like.
16:56They hate that part about each other.
16:58Well, we did tequila shots in their room.
17:00So I figured I'd keep it consistent.
17:02We did not get the invite.
17:04You didn't get the invite?
17:05Oh, you weren't there?
17:06Yeah.
17:07Yeah, bitch, it was only for you.
17:08Yeah.
17:09Did you see me?
17:10I didn't even notice you weren't there.
17:11Yeah.
17:12Sprinkled a little saw.
17:13I told you, she cooking.
17:15Oh, my God.
17:16They've been cooking and stirred up a pot.
17:20If the twins got to go to New York Fashion Week, I feel like we could go to New York Fashion Week.
17:24Mm-hmm.
17:25I feel like we need to practice our model walk.
17:26Come on.
17:28Sure.
17:29Come on, yes.
17:30Oh, my God.
17:31Shake it.
17:32We're moving and grooving.
17:33Moving and grooving.
17:35Okay.
17:36That's how you do it.
17:39Exactly.
17:41Very.
17:42I love it.
17:43Yes.
17:44Snaps all around.
17:48Go.
17:49Ooh.
17:50Snaps.
17:51Woo.
17:52Okay.
17:53One foot in front of the other and then hair over the shoulder.
17:56Okay.
17:57Hair over the other shoulder and then turn.
17:59Uh-huh.
18:06Be crushed.
18:10We crushed it.
18:11Okay.
18:12All right.
18:16The pickled pig.
18:18Oh.
18:19That sounds like a place we'd have here.
18:20Some good down-home barbecues.
18:21Some coleslaw.
18:22I don't know coleslaw.
18:23I don't know coleslaw, though.
18:24Bigger sauce.
18:25Sweet sauce.
18:26Oh, here go the troublemakers.
18:27They're nothing I'm making.
18:29Any.
18:30They don't know they're in hot water yet.
18:32I'm pretty sure everything is going to go horribly.
18:34Someone's going to bring up the Yara Lauren thing, and someone's going to storm out.
18:40Wait, what's this?
18:41I got to do this.
18:42Hang on.
18:43We're doing this.
18:44Oh, my gosh, you guys.
18:45Look at that.
18:46Oh, my God.
18:47No way.
18:48Ski shot.
18:49What is a ski shot?
18:50I don't know.
18:51What they do is they glue shot glasses to a ski, and there's like four of them, so four
18:56people have to take a shot at once.
18:58How do you know this?
18:59I don't know.
19:00I lived in New York.
19:01I've been to ski resorts.
19:02Do it.
19:03Do it.
19:04Do it.
19:05Do it.
19:06Do it.
19:07Do it.
19:08Do it.
19:09Do it.
19:10Do it.
19:11Do it, Yara.
19:12I've seen you take shots, girl.
19:13I know you could do it.
19:14Mm-hmm.
19:15This dude's like macking.
19:16Who let Gramps out?
19:18One, two, three.
19:19Shotski!
19:20Chug, chug, chug, chug.
19:21Oh, my God.
19:22Yay!
19:23That looks like some dumb you were doing, yeah.
19:25It looks like some dumb I've done.
19:26Like what?
19:27Why?
19:28A ski with shot glasses on.
19:30It's just taking a shot in a fun way with some new friends.
19:33All right.
19:34Cheers, everybody.
19:35Cheers.
19:36Cheers.
19:37Cheers.
19:38What went with tequila and lunch?
19:39It was a successful trip.
19:40This has been good.
19:41We all did tequila.
19:42I'm not doing it.
19:43Well, we did tequila shots in their room,
19:45so I figured I'd keep it consistent.
19:47We did not get the invite.
19:49You didn't get the invite?
19:50Oh, you didn't get the invite?
19:52Oh, you didn't get the invite?
19:53Oh, you didn't get the invite?
19:55Oh, you didn't get the invite?
19:57You didn't get the invite?
19:58Oh.
19:59Oh, yes.
20:00Get out of here.
20:01Now it begins.
20:02Here we go.
20:03Here we go.
20:04That's like being like, oh, you weren't there?
20:05Yeah.
20:06Yeah, bitch.
20:07It was only for you.
20:08Did you see me?
20:09I didn't even notice you weren't there.
20:10Sprinkled a little salt.
20:11I told you, she cooking.
20:12Oh, my God.
20:13Then the cooking had stirred up a pot.
20:17It's kind of up, actually.
20:19I'm not going to lie.
20:20You show up at the bar and you're like,
20:22oh, yeah, we all had drinks before.
20:24Oh, that's nice.
20:25If you're on a trip with three couples that you hate,
20:29it doesn't matter.
20:30You don't do things in pairs without telling everyone.
20:33You're on a group trip, everyone in the group gets invited.
20:35If it's somebody I don't like, I'm not invited.
20:37Then you shouldn't be on the trip.
20:38You and your rules.
20:40Yes.
20:41Civility.
20:42Civility.
20:43I don't agree with a lot of stuff Lauren says,
20:45but this is pretty up.
20:46Yeah.
20:47I think Elizabeth is doing that on her own now,
20:49because she's mad about everything that happened before
20:51and she's just throwing shots on the girls.
20:55I'm just really seeing the kind of person Elizabeth is
20:58more and more.
20:59the shot skis.
21:00I mean, everything else is bull.
21:01This is the night starting right now.
21:02Because we already got all the gas.
21:03Yeah.
21:04And now we just need a spark.
21:05This is Cecilia.
21:06Hi, I'm Matt.
21:07Um, I love your daughter and I don't want to cause her any harm.
21:12Do you talk to her like she's a robot brother?
21:14Well, I mean, you gotta do the same thing, dude.
21:15It is very nice to meet you.
21:19I enjoyed phoning your daughter.
21:22The snow cone machine, baby.
21:24I'm going to show you how you make snow.
21:27This kind of reminds me of being a kid.
21:28Snow cone man used to come around and he used to do that.
21:29You see?
21:30Oh, I love it.
21:31He'd make it like that.
21:32See that?
21:33Ah!
21:34Ah!
21:35Ah!
21:36Ah!
21:37Ah!
21:38Ah!
21:39Ah!
21:40Ah!
21:41Ah!
21:42Ah!
21:43Ah!
21:44Ah!
21:45Ah!
21:46Ah!
21:47Ah!
21:48Ah!
21:49Ah!
21:50Ah!
21:51Ah!
21:52Ah!
21:53Ah!
21:54Ah!
21:55Ah!
21:56Ah!
21:57Ah!
21:58Ah!
21:59And then you take the flavors.
22:00So you don't want to drown it.
22:01You just pour a little bit.
22:02Oh, it's falling.
22:03Don't worry about it.
22:04That one.
22:05That one.
22:06There you go.
22:07Oh, look good!
22:09Pour a little flavor in there.
22:11And you know what?
22:12Instead of going to the snow, we bring the snow to you.
22:16Salute to the cold weather while we in the warm weather.
22:18in the warm weather.
22:29Coco, sit.
22:30Come.
22:32Hi, Coco.
22:33No, it's-
22:34Dang, dude, Coco's got hops.
22:35Jasmine and Matt.
22:40At this point, my family have no idea
22:42what's really going on in my life.
22:44They think-
22:45Here I am still.
22:46Happily married to Geno.
22:49It's time to come clean.
22:53I cannot continue lying to my mother.
22:56Latina mothers are very good, just as one is,
23:00at like biting your tongue,
23:02and you gather all the information.
23:03Oh, you didn't get that, Geno.
23:04Yes, you do.
23:04You gather all the information so you can build your case,
23:07and then you explode all at once.
23:08You skipped that first part and just explode.
23:10That's not true.
23:12I mean, how do you drop this bomb anyway?
23:14You don't think she's going to tell the truth?
23:15No, I don't at all.
23:16Okay.
23:17I'd be surprised.
23:27Aw, they call each other mommy.
23:29That's cute.
23:30I call Sissy mommy.
23:31My matrimonio con Geno, mommy, lastimosamente no ha sido nada de lo que yo te he descrito.
23:42Mommy, no sé cómo decirte esto.
23:44Ay, Dios mío.
23:45But, you know, she...
23:46Shh, shh, shh.
23:47This is Latino talk.
23:48Callate.
23:49You callate.
23:50Propuse que tuviéramos como una relación de matrimonio abierta.
23:57She's like, what does abierta mean?
24:02That's only a thing the doors do.
24:05I've never heard of a relationship doing that.
24:08A Latino coach you open me is like cheating because we are so old-fashioned stealing in Caribbean life.
24:15Yo había conocido a una persona en el gimnasio.
24:20Eh, nos hicimos amigos.
24:22Eh, su nombre es, es, Matthew.
24:28Me dijo que él estaba enamorado de mí.
24:32Me entero que...
24:36Spit it out.
24:41Spit it out, yeah.
24:42Yeah.
24:43Yeah.
24:44Do it.
24:45You're gonna be a grandmother again.
24:47Yeah.
24:57Damn.
24:58Oh!
24:59She finally said it.
25:03She's just gonna cry, I think.
25:04Yeah.
25:05Poor mama.
25:06Poor mother.
25:07Like, look at her.
25:08She's hanging her head in shame.
25:09Her mom is very calm.
25:11That's how Latina mamas do it.
25:13The calm before the storm.
25:22Hi, I'm Matt.
25:25Um...
25:27I love your daughter and I don't want to cause her any harm.
25:32No matter how fast or slow you speak, that's not my language.
25:36Do you talk to her like she's a robot, brother?
25:39Hey, John, you gotta do the same thing, dude.
25:41Shh.
25:42Don't talk to me like that.
25:43How dare you disrespect me.
25:45It is very nice to meet you.
25:49We had unprotected sex.
25:52A happy little accident.
25:55I enjoyed boning your daughter.
26:02Yes.
26:03What could he even technically answer like, well, um, your daughter was throwing her around at the gym, so I just caught it and, you know, ended up getting her pregnant.
26:25Yeah.
26:26What were your dating shows?
26:27Because I'm in my 30s, I'm single, and, I don't know, it just sounded like something I could do on the, you know, whatever.
26:37On the side.
26:38He was about to say, do something on the side like it was a work.
26:43I need something to put my wiener in.
26:45Yeah.
26:46He's basically, uh, can you just translate to your mom basically the and I don't mind either way?
26:51Yeah.
26:52Gosh.
26:53How do you say that in Spanish?
27:01So my mom is asking like, who's gonna take care of me once I give birth?
27:05What's your plan?
27:06I've never been married and I don't have any kids, so I, how am I supposed to know this?
27:14What the is that?
27:17I mean, what kind of answer is that?
27:19What the is that?
27:20What the is that?
27:21To translate that to her mother?
27:22You gotta be kidding me.
27:23Is that what you want to translate?
27:24Because that is his real answer to this question.
27:29It's a big baby.
27:30Big baby.
27:31You're talking to her mother for the first time.
27:33Yeah.
27:34And you can't even make up something at this moment of being like, well, I don't even know what the future holds, but I'm excited and I like her and I'm excited for the baby.
27:41Yeah.
27:42Mami, perdoname.
27:45Amen, Mami.
27:47Yo te bendiga y te cuide.
27:48Amen.
27:49I feel like she should just slap him and say go away at this point.
27:55Right.
27:56She's very well versed with that shoe, that chancreda.
27:58She needs to just be like, boy.
27:59This guy, Mac, is doing .
28:02Mac didn't cause problems with everybody.
28:04Oh my God.
28:05Jasmine is about to pop.
28:06I wonder if she's done those Lamaze classes because she could really use those breathing techniques right now.
28:11Since you have missed out, let me let me walk you through it.
28:14Oh, yeah.
28:15I've got an exercise ball.
28:16We can like, we can give her some virtual coaching.
28:19Oh, here we go.
28:20I just can't imagine having this conversation, like, over the age of 30.
28:32I've got an exercise ball.
28:35Sorry, you want to do it over here or what?
28:37Oh my God.
28:38Oh my God.
28:40Heads up.
28:41Okay.
28:42Let's do it safely.
28:44It's a rubber ball.
28:46Okay.
28:47Seat yourself upon it.
28:49Which way?
28:50Well, I think this way is the better way.
28:52Face this way.
28:54And then just like, spread like you're about to give birth.
28:57Oh, yeah.
28:58No, don't fall.
28:59Oh my God.
29:00Pregnant woman down.
29:01Come on.
29:02That ball is not safe.
29:04Giddy up.
29:05No.
29:06I've got to.
29:07Oh, even Artemis came to help.
29:09Okay.
29:10Well, keep me from falling.
29:11Okay.
29:12You got, you got to lean forward.
29:13You're not helping me not fall.
29:14Put your feet.
29:15That's it.
29:16That's the position.
29:17Okay.
29:18Put your feet down.
29:19Okay.
29:20You got this.
29:21Okay.
29:22Okay.
29:23Now breathe in for three.
29:25One, two, three.
29:26Now push out for three.
29:27One, two, three.
29:29Okay.
29:30Breathe in for three.
29:31One, two, three.
29:32Okay.
29:33Push out for three.
29:34Okay.
29:35I lost my voice.
29:37Okay.
29:38You think Matt took her to Lamaze?
29:39Yeah.
29:40Yeah.
29:41I'm good.
29:42We're going to find out what happens when Yara says, you made fun of my outfits.
29:55Yeah.
29:56How's everybody been along?
29:58Oh, here we go.
29:59Bro, I just can't imagine having this conversation, like, over the age of 30.
30:11Say like, hey, what's going on?
30:13Like, why are you telling me to make fun of me?
30:15Then why are you even telling me?
30:17Then if you're not going to say anything about it, then you're just going to let people
30:20push you around your whole life and talk about you.
30:21All right, Joby, why are you instigating ?
30:24Florida people going out there and causing trouble in the snow.
30:28It's super weird, too.
30:29Like, Joby want to go like a bitch and make his wife be chismosa.
30:34What are you going to do?
30:35Go hang out with her and have coffee with her tomorrow knowing she's talking about you?
30:39I don't know.
30:40I don't think you should ask her about it.
30:42Uh-oh.
30:43Here we go.
30:44Joby, put those batteries in Yara back.
30:47Wind her up and push her out.
30:50Yeah, like right now, ask her about it right in front of Warren and Liz.
30:57And that way you can get a nice little answer right here.
31:00How about us three?
31:01Let's go have a drink, have a conversation.
31:03White's real good.
31:05I don't know.
31:06That Joby's not good.
31:08Let women handle their own problems.
31:10He's an instigating mother .
31:12But I will say, like, I hate to have lingering drama.
31:15So I'm also like a rip the bandaid off kind of a person.
31:17I am too, but I wouldn't expose them.
31:19I'd be like, you need to go talk to her.
31:21You should go do this.
31:22Right.
31:23At the hotel.
31:24Yeah.
31:25We don't need to do this at the bar.
31:26This seems immature to me.
31:28How was all of y'all conversations today?
31:30Like everything was good.
31:31Yeah.
31:32It was really good.
31:33It was good.
31:34It was good.
31:35We had fun.
31:36Yeah, we really did.
31:37So like, what about the conversation you and Elizabeth had?
31:40Oh, boy.
31:41Oh, here we go.
31:44Oh, she's sweating.
31:46Out with it, Yara.
31:47Out with it.
31:48This is not helpful, Joby.
31:50Well, actually, it's the only way it's getting brought up, so.
31:53If you want to address something, it's better you talk in front of Elizabeth and Andre too.
31:57That's the best way and the more intelligent and mature way.
32:01I think it's better to do it without any drinks too.
32:04Listen, Elizabeth and Andre are telling us a lot of stuff that I don't know whether it's true or not, right?
32:08Tell me.
32:09No, it's, um, you're telling me that you're making fun of me.
32:14Making fun of you?
32:15Yeah.
32:16How?
32:17And the way I dress and stuff.
32:19What?
32:20I don't make fun of the way you dress.
32:22Are you kidding me?
32:23Wait, she never make fun of you.
32:26That's not lying.
32:27I mean, what if Elizabeth just fully lied because she was drunk?
32:31Maybe she would.
32:32I don't trust anybody.
32:33I think everybody's a liar.
32:34I can't tell with Lauren sometimes.
32:36Like, I could see her saying that and then I could see her being a good liar and being like,
32:40Oh, what are you talking about?
32:41I don't know.
32:42Can we just bring Elizabeth in?
32:43Why are we having this he said, she said?
32:45Yeah.
32:46I feel like it's coming.
32:47I may have had a conversation with Elizabeth in the past, not making fun of Yara.
32:52Maybe talking about her, her attire, her clothing, because they're so bold and out there and like,
32:57Yes, she can wear it.
32:59I cannot.
33:00But I'm not making fun of her as a person.
33:02Now that apparently Liz is lying about what she said to Yara, because clearly she didn't say it.
33:10Lauren's kind of lying.
33:11Oh, you think Lauren's lying?
33:12Yeah, there was conversations where she had something to say about what Yara was wearing and what she looked like.
33:17She just admitted to it. However, she cleaned it up, I would do the same.
33:21She said, I mean, I've talked about her clothes and I've just said they're so bold.
33:25But what she actually said, translation.
33:27She was like a whore.
33:28Oh my God, her clothes are ridiculous. Where does she think she's going?
33:32She looks like a clown and a stark eyes.
33:34Yeah.
33:35Sounds like she did say that to Elizabeth, but this is actually what she like, truly felt about it.
33:40Yeah.
33:41I think Elizabeth might have made it sound worse than it actually was.
33:45Yeah.
33:46That's fair.
33:47I don't like this thing that they did to Lauren.
33:49You know what though? Elizabeth just sitting there casually like the damage is done.
33:53I don't think Lauren gonna talk bad about anything. Lauren just talk in your face.
33:58I have said she's the epitome of Miami. I'm not kidding. I've never made fun of your outfits.
34:05Would I wear stuff you wear?
34:07No, because it's not my style.
34:10That is not a compliment.
34:11Yeah, that means...
34:12As a person from Miami, let me tell you, that means you're plastic, you're fake, you're shallow.
34:18Now, what happens now with Lauren and Liz? Lauren goes back over there. What did you say, Liz?
34:24I'm not buying it though. I feel like she's lying about not making fun of Yara.
34:29To be honest, whether Lauren is now lying to me or not, I just can't take any more of this fighting
34:35because I was just coming here to have fun of this trip.
34:38And I just, I can't take no more from Lauren or Elizabeth, to be honest.
34:43I'm just so tired of all of this.
34:44Now, why are we not going up to Elizabeth and asking exactly what she said?
34:48Yara, just say it's okay and give her a hug. Everything is over.
34:52Yeah, Yara's like, I didn't want to start this conversation, but I feel no better about it.
34:55No, her husband made her.
34:56Yeah.
34:57You guys are good now, right?
34:58I think we're good.
34:59I'm actually tired of her. Are you ready to go?
35:02Yeah, I'm ready.
35:07I'm sorry. I, I, I just, it's just been like a whirlwind of a night.
35:19It's another scene. Like, I like, I just have to go.
35:26Welcome to he said, she said, they said.
35:30That's high school stuff.
35:31How could you not at that moment just be like, did you tell her that I talked
35:35in her clothes?
35:36Laura and Alex, they always leave early.
35:38They're always, uh, they're always out of there.
35:40You know what though? Elizabeth has, you know, I mean, come on.
35:43She's been freaking throwing her under the bus.
35:45We'll see you guys.
35:47Who was that?
35:48They're going to fight?
35:49She knows exactly what the it is.
35:50Yeah, she does.
35:51As if she doesn't know what got said. Come on.
35:52What happened?
35:53What could have ever happened?
35:54Oh, I'm done with Elizabeth. I'm exhausted. I know she's lying to intentionally hurt me.
36:10You see, now, instead of them leaving, what they should have did was all talk to Elizabeth.
36:17Oh, my God. I cannot wait for the Elizabeth and Lauren confrontation.
36:22I know. I know.
36:23Because let me tell you, their fights up until now have been stupid.
36:25But this is a legit fight.
36:28Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, Happily Ever After.
36:34Brandon and Julie are on vacation.
36:36Ah, money well sent.
36:38Oh, my God. They travel around the war.
36:40I want to go to Switzerland so bad.
36:42It's top of my list.
36:44I don't feel like we're getting each other. It's too much.
36:47Where do you want to go with this?
36:49I don't know.
36:51Anything there about the ending relationship?
36:54I think George is going to leave her.
36:56You know, I feel bad for them.
36:57Because I know they both care about each other.
37:04Oh, she had a baby?
37:05Oh, .
37:07Oh, my gosh.
37:08She's having it like your sister.
37:10Yeah, but my sister was still in the hospital. She's at home.
37:13Please let the baby come out fine. Please let the baby be healthy.
37:16That's f***ing faithful, boy.
37:24Nobody wants to see this.
37:26I heard someone next door screaming like that when I was giving birth.
37:30It scared the f*** out of me.
37:31Mm-hmm.
37:32Under Michigan law, when you are married and a child is born, during that marriage, or the husband here, you're presumed to be the father.
37:41Dang!
37:42And I'm like, what? I didn't even bust a nut.
37:46So he just found out.
37:47He didn't know either.
37:49You have a financial obligation to that child.
37:52No way.
37:59He's got to sign those divorce papers real quick now.
38:02Gina, you are not the father, but yet you are.
38:05You've got to pay child support.
38:07Yep.
38:08So you mean I'm not getting my $70,000 back?
38:11We could actually play some more basketball if you want.
38:14I've got plenty of time to kick your ass again.
38:16No, bro, I'm good.
38:17No? You don't want to play a little bit more?
38:19Yeah, what's wrong with you?
38:20I mean, just a little bit more?
38:21I already tested the gods with the knees the first time.
38:24Oh, my God. Tested the gods?
38:25Yeah.
38:26You're 35 years old.
38:27I've got to take care of this thing.
38:28I'm going to get some ice right now.
38:30Yeah, go get some ice to your knees, huh?
38:32Wow.
38:33I cannot wait to see when Lauren confronts Elizabeth.
38:36That's going to be wild.
38:38Speaking of ski trips, I cannot wait for our ski trip.
38:41It's going to be so much fun.
38:43We're not going skiing.
38:44Of course we are.
38:45We already talked about that.
38:46Chloe lives by snow now.
38:47Yeah, and we're going to ski.
38:48We'll invite her.
38:49I'm going to visit Chloe.
38:50I already ordered.
38:51You liked the hat.
38:52I do like that, but I don't like anything that can hurt me,
38:56Veronica.
38:57Don't even know if you like skiing.
38:58You've never been.
38:59Yeah, I think I can watch.
39:01Put your ass down, boy.
39:03Don't be putting that ass up in the air like that.
39:05Nobody's coming around licking it.
39:06Are you teaching him to put his ass up like that?
39:09Or is he learning stuff from TV these days?
39:11Gino going to have to buy the baby everything the baby needs.
39:15Diapers, wipe, clothes, food, meal.
39:19Car seat.
39:20Oh, my God.
39:21Everything.
39:22Stroller, more clothing, more milk.
39:25A baby is not cheap, you know?
39:27No, babies.
39:28Wow.
39:29I'm going to write down a list for Gino and send it to him.
39:32I'm going to write down a list for Gino and send it to him.
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