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00:00That s*** is like a telenovela, Gino and Jasmine, in my situation.
00:06It's like a f***ing telenovela, I love it.
00:16Jasmine, since we've been together, I haven't spent $10,000 on one butt cheek.
00:22When Dane took care of the other cheek.
00:26My cheeky, why you're not coming?
00:28I want the tacos that you ate, I want the toy tissue that you used, and there's also
00:34the soap.
00:35I want to be reimbursed for everything.
00:37$5 for the lip gloss under the seat, $6 for a potato peeler.
00:42And also, also Jasmine, you owe me $200 for the toothbrush that I bought you back in Panama.
00:52I love you and you baked up.
00:56I saw the s*** out of me.
00:58Well, you should have sucked the pinky too.
01:00Because you're out of here.
01:11It's Sunday night.
01:13Woo, we're back on the pink couch.
01:15So we're going to be the models?
01:20We're going to model as well.
01:22Why not?
01:22Well, you walked for our show before in Miami.
01:26Oh my God.
01:26I remember that s***.
01:27George was looking like he was chafing.
01:29I don't know what to call that, but that's what I'm thinking.
01:33Metallica meets Michael Phelps.
01:35Truthfully, I don't think Andre went through text messages from two and a half years ago,
01:41so I don't know why he would say that.
01:45Girl, when there's a will, they will find a way to find those messages.
01:49What is you guys' rule with phones?
01:52You stare into my butthole.
01:53I just stare into your phone.
01:55If you've seen my butthole, I should be able to look through your freaking phone.
01:59Essentially, if the child is born and you still are legally married under the laws of the state of Florida,
02:05Geno is presumed to be the father of the child.
02:08What?
02:09Damn!
02:10What the hell is that?
02:12Does that mean you can get child support out of Geno?
02:20Yes!
02:21Oh, see?
02:22Got it.
02:23That was nasty.
02:24I'm not even trying.
02:25Not even trying.
02:28You know what's crazy?
02:30I haven't really played serious since I was in high school.
02:34Mother s***.
02:35Some people don't forget.
02:36I was too busy getting s*** while you were playing ping pong, mother s***.
02:39That's true.
02:39That is true.
02:40That is.
02:42All right, bro.
02:44Next point wins.
02:47Don't make me.
02:53Let's just breathe.
02:55Okay.
03:01Sounds like whales.
03:02It does sound like whales.
03:04It does sound like whales.
03:04Oh, goodness.
03:15What's that?
03:15We got a new setup and everything.
03:17But doesn't it look good?
03:18It looks good.
03:19But my question is, are we two or three times over budget?
03:22Yes, but also...
03:23Which one?
03:23Two or three times.
03:25Closer to three.
03:26Three.
03:27Okay.
03:27Also, we're not quite done yet.
03:29Doesn't it look good?
03:29I'll give you the whole tour once we're done.
03:31It does look good, yes.
03:33After we're done, though, because I'm dying to get into this craziness.
03:35I know.
03:35This season has been insane.
03:37I can't wait to watch with you.
03:38For sure.
03:40Woo!
03:41Is Jasmine gonna pay you the money?
03:44Do a beer break in a personal house and eat they porridge and sleep in bed?
03:48No.
03:49Exactly.
03:52It's starting.
03:53Let's go.
03:54Let's watch.
03:55Let's watch.
03:55Let's watch.
03:55Let's watch.
03:55Let's watch.
03:57Let's watch.
03:59The gloomy music.
04:04Oh, no, no.
04:05Jasmine and Matt.
04:06She does not look happy.
04:08Is that mascara running?
04:09I was gonna say, that's a new kind of mascara.
04:11It's like little pieces of fiber.
04:12So instead of streaking, it just clumps down your face.
04:15Mine doesn't run.
04:16It's waterproof.
04:18For Gino to do that to her is kind of messed up.
04:21She's pregnant by somebody else in a different state now.
04:23I know, but that he could have just texted her and been like, hey, we're officially over,
04:28blah, blah, blah.
04:29Yeah.
04:29Now, I called immigration on you, so.
04:31You owe me $75,000.
04:33$35,000.
04:35The last resort, I feel like, started this spiraling just.
04:38Truly.
04:39Every time I think it can't get any worse, it does.
04:42I know.
04:42Reality kicking in now.
04:48Who you calling?
04:49You calling Gino, but.
04:50She's calling the police?
04:52She's like, I never want to talk to Gino again.
04:54And watch this right now.
04:55It's gonna be, Gino, you're gonna get me deported?
04:59You know she's calling Michelle.
05:01Maybe.
05:01Her American family.
05:02Or maybe she's gone on the deportation hotline and made sure she's good.
05:06Not on the list yet.
05:07Yeah.
05:09What's going on?
05:11Gino just got me.
05:12to tell me that you already went to immigration to accuse me of immigration fraud so I get deported.
05:22Gosh, Jasmine's kind of like you as a kid.
05:24No, I just remember being, trying to like, tell mom what you did to make me cry.
05:28I'd be like, mom, he hurt me.
05:32He broke my collarbone.
05:36Maybe that time you really did have something to cry about.
05:39Oh, yeah.
05:40I did foul a bomb you through the coffee table.
05:42Yeah.
05:43And then you did break your collarbone.
05:44So therefore, I'll give you a slack on that one.
05:47Or when I broke my arm, I got stitches in my foot.
05:48But you were a little, you were still excessive.
05:50Now, just because he says something doesn't mean it's true, Jasmine.
05:59Just take a couple deep breaths.
06:01When it comes to immigration, I wouldn't play around.
06:04If I was Jasmine, I would just be gathering evidence to prove that it's not immigration fraud.
06:11I mean, that's what she needs to be doing.
06:13Well, that makes sense, right?
06:15Screenshots, emails.
06:17No, but that's no fun.
06:18She's pregnant.
06:19You don't get pregnant by another man when I wanted a kid by you, and you shut me down?
06:25And you go give the good good to somebody else, and then next thing you know, you got a bun in the oven?
06:29Oh, hell no.
06:30To be fair, his part was, like, not sleeping with her.
06:35I mean, that didn't mean the solution was her sleeping with someone else.
06:39He was, like, accusing me, like, I never loved him, like, even when I was in Panama.
06:45And now he did, like, a crazy math adding, like, a bunch of, like, wedding and immigration, and, like, I own him $75,000.
06:55What is it with 75 grand?
06:57Like, Andre lost 75 grand.
06:58I don't know, somebody sent me 75 grand, because I got a kitchen to pay for.
07:02You just spent 75 grand, yeah.
07:04I'd want an itemized list.
07:06Oh, yeah.
07:06Okay?
07:07Titties, ass, lips, hair, nose, nails.
07:11Because those are gifts.
07:13Let me ask you a question, Pat.
07:14Hypothetically speaking, of course, how much does Thais owe you?
07:18If that's 75, I'm guessing, you know, 150 at least.
07:22You know, I don't really think about it like that.
07:25I mean, if you ask me, I think I owe her.
07:28I feel so bad for you.
07:32I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm not worried about going back to Panama's shoes.
07:36I don't want to go to this pregnancy without Matt.
07:41I think you already are, babe.
07:43I think you are.
07:45Where is Matt right now?
07:46Matt shouldn't be there.
07:47Give me some water.
07:49I less touch her because she's pregnant with your baby, Matt.
07:53You just go and don't give a f***.
07:57The question is, would Matt actually want to go?
08:00Will he go to Panama?
08:01Because maybe he doesn't want to go to Panama.
08:04If he didn't want to go to Panama, he shouldn't have made Jasmine into a Panama.
08:07I like that right there.
08:08Somewhere on the beach with a breeze.
08:15Oh, we're back in V8.
08:16This does kind of remind me of like how my mom used to do me when you took those school photos.
08:21With the little cone?
08:22Yeah.
08:23Oh my gosh, she dorked me up.
08:26You like it?
08:27I mean, I like the price.
08:29It's free.
08:31People giving people haircuts, man, unless if you're a professional, I don't recommend it.
08:35I mean, do you let Megan shave your head?
08:37I wouldn't say no, but she doesn't, I've never had her shave my head, you know?
08:42I have, you know, no, she hasn't done any of that for me.
08:45I have her shave my back for me, you know?
08:48Hey, guys.
08:50Hi, Mom.
08:50Hi.
08:52Hi, Julia.
08:53I come bearing gifts.
08:55Good to see you.
08:55Oh, we didn't end the last meeting on such a good note, so I thought I'd bring a little treat for you.
09:03Good to see you.
09:03Betty with the booze, always, baby.
09:06Ron with the shades?
09:08Looking like a Terminator.
09:09Betty seems like she don't travel without wine these days.
09:11No, she's like my sister Vicky.
09:13She's, say, carrying a tumbler and a bottle in the hand, just in case.
09:17You never want to run out.
09:18At least it's not a box.
09:20Amen.
09:21When Betty and Ron find out about Brandon and Julia going to Europe without them not knowing,
09:27I predict Ron going to be cool, but Betty, oh no, hell going to break loose.
09:30What are you guys doing?
09:31Packing up because we're going to Europe.
09:37You're going to do it, huh?
09:38You didn't mention it.
09:39You didn't say for sure you were going to get it.
09:42Yes, but I've quit my job, so.
09:45Oh, my Lord.
09:46They're acting like they're asking them to help hide bodies.
09:49They're just going to Europe, Ron and Betty.
09:51I know a lot of people that have quit their jobs and go on trips.
09:53At 30 and married, trying to make a family?
09:56No, no, Betty always loves to get left in the dark.
09:59Betty, see, that's why you got to put cameras in there, too, now.
10:01So, how long are you guys going to be there?
10:05I mean, I'm not really sure right now at the moment.
10:09I, I...
10:09No plan on going and coming?
10:12We have kind of a plan, but no, we don't know how long we're going to be there at the moment.
10:17Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
10:19Time out.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:20Time out, time out, time out, time out.
10:22Reflect this.
10:23What the hell do you mean you don't know when you're coming back, when you have a home and you have pets, you need to bring your behind back to?
10:31Nice to see Brandon actually sticking up to them, though, for once.
10:34I'm telling you, it's that haircut making him feel all sassy.
10:38I mean, I, it's, it's, I feel like it's enough.
10:43You both need, like, step back from our family.
10:47No, we're all family.
10:48No, we are in, now we're in different sides.
10:50Yes, we are all family.
10:51If you don't feel like we're all a family, maybe you do need to go back to Russia.
10:55And leave, and leave my son here.
10:57And leave my son.
10:59Oh, my God, you said to go back to Russia.
11:02People should travel before they have kids.
11:03Mm-hmm.
11:04People should see the world before they have children, so relax.
11:08Mm-hmm.
11:09Let them live their lives.
11:10Listen to her.
11:11Yeah.
11:11She knows.
11:12I'd go back if I could.
11:16That's a typical baby.
11:18She's thinking I'd take her son.
11:21Respectfully?
11:21you.
11:22Woo!
11:23Damn!
11:24There you go.
11:26Oh, Julia, don't say that.
11:28Julia, say it to her face.
11:30Say it to her face and not by her back.
11:32See, I like a little fire in the family.
11:35You know what I'm saying?
11:36Because you can't always.
11:36I know.
11:36You're not always going to get along.
11:38I just wish she said that in the kitchen.
11:40If that's how you're feeling, say it.
11:41Yeah, just say it in the kitchen.
11:43Say it in the kitchen.
11:43You know.
11:45Georgia, you're in my way.
11:47Go Pan.
11:49There you go.
11:50See?
11:50Annie can't make pancakes.
11:52Annie make pancakes that be, like, sticky in the middle.
11:57Like glue.
11:58I'll make you a pancake.
11:59I'll make you a pancake right now.
12:00Banana pancakes with, like, little nuts in them.
12:02I don't have any bananas.
12:04I have some nuts, though.
12:05So do I.
12:09Oh, my gosh.
12:10So I never even sent you the photos from the other day
12:12when we dropped Chloe off at school.
12:14Oh.
12:15Did you see these?
12:17Look.
12:19You and her bed.
12:21Oh, yeah.
12:22That's the tallest bunk bed I've ever seen.
12:24Did you ever get her that ladder, Tim?
12:26No, no.
12:26I've been looking for it.
12:28Get your phone out and order it right now.
12:29I can't find the right size.
12:30Then you better get to the home improvement store
12:33and start building that thing, Tim.
12:34She's going to fall out of that bed.
12:40Rip, don't rip, don't rip.
12:41Georgie?
12:42Yeah?
12:43Do you have any, like, glue?
12:45My cat's just snagged.
12:46It's thin fabric.
12:47Where?
12:48Right here.
12:49Oh.
12:50Yeah.
12:52Oh, dressing like the cougar she is.
12:55Wow.
12:55You see, I love a Darcy office.
12:58I want a little part for me.
13:00She got that outfit from the Play Cats.
13:02Here.
13:03All right, whatever.
13:03I think it's fine.
13:04I'll do it later.
13:05I'll do it later.
13:05There's something.
13:06It's cute, right?
13:08Our new little headbands.
13:10Oh, I thought it was a tail.
13:11My bad, yeah.
13:13John, she's not a furry.
13:15What is that?
13:16We're in the fashion show.
13:17So we're going to be the models?
13:18We're going to model as well.
13:19Why not?
13:20We walked for our show before in Miami.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:24I remember that s***.
13:25Georgie was walking like he was chafing.
13:27I don't know what to call that, but that's what I'm thinking.
13:36Metallica meets Michael Phelps.
13:38He looks like a merman.
13:40I wear some crazy s***, but that's...
13:42You would 100% wear that.
13:44You would wear a mesh tank top in a heartbeat.
13:46I don't wear a mesh tank top, no.
13:47Yes, you would.
13:47I don't have the body.
13:48Well, I would say if you had those abs, you would.
13:50I mean, but that's still, like, mm.
13:53You're like, mm, mm, mm.
13:55You came out fierce.
13:57It's not easy to walk when you have a bit things between the legs.
14:00Well, yeah, you were swaying.
14:01It was swaying.
14:02Prove it.
14:04Show the class.
14:05We don't believe you.
14:07I don't want to see anything swinging, do you?
14:09I think, look, we have to tell y'all so you feel better about yourselves.
14:14Oh, okay.
14:15Okay.
14:16Well, nobody tells me that, so nobody wants to protect my feelings.
14:19When you get married to Darcy, she'll tell you that.
14:20Okay.
14:21House of 11, just got invited to be part of a fashion show with multiple designers.
14:26New York Fashion Week in three days.
14:28Stacey and I will be walking in the runway show, and Georgia and I are headed out tomorrow.
14:34I've always wanted to go to New York Fashion Week.
14:36Okay, if you ever get invited to New York Fashion Week, I don't care who you're dating,
14:39I don't care what's happening, you better take me.
14:40Why would someone invite me?
14:42I don't know, but if anyone, because you have a hashtag fashion.
14:44What is hashtag fashion?
14:46It just means fashion, be fashion.
14:47Why don't we, why can't you just say fashion?
14:49Because I'm old and I'm a millennial, so I say hashtag fashion.
14:51That sounds like an old mom that's trying to talk like her daughter.
14:54That's exactly what I'm doing.
14:56Leave me alone.
14:57I'm 40 now.
14:59Hey.
14:59Hey, Dad.
15:01We're back.
15:03Aw.
15:03You look like an Eskimo.
15:04I know.
15:05I feel like you're cool out here.
15:06She looks like she's dressed to go to Antarctica, not Connecticut.
15:10Aniko, Aspen, Mommy's home.
15:15Wow.
15:17My girls.
15:19Aw.
15:21We haven't seen them in so long.
15:24Look how cute they look.
15:25Oh my God, they're so big.
15:26I love her with dark hair.
15:30Oh, they grew up so much.
15:33I need some space.
15:36It's enough out there.
15:38Oh my God, Mom.
15:39No, no, no.
15:40It's not.
15:40You broke the thing.
15:42Oh.
15:43Georgia, you're in my way.
15:44I'm helping you.
15:45I'm trying to.
15:46Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
15:47Let's mix the mix.
15:51Okay, that's good.
15:52There you go, see?
15:56I mean, does anyone think Darcy can cook?
16:00I don't really get that bad.
16:03Annie can't make pancakes.
16:04Annie make pancakes that be like sticky in the middle.
16:09Like glue.
16:11That's American food.
16:12I don't know how to do it very well yet.
16:14I have to lay now.
16:15Man, I haven't had a good homemade pancake in a while.
16:18I'll make you a pancake.
16:19I'll make you a pancake right now.
16:20I got some mixed in the pantry.
16:22Banana pancakes with like little nuts in them.
16:24I don't know how many bananas.
16:25I have some nuts though.
16:27Yeah.
16:27Yeah.
16:28So do I.
16:32I don't know.
16:32I'm a little nervous about something because, you know,
16:35we need to talk about it more actually.
16:37But to be honest with you, when we get back,
16:39our lease is up in Miami.
16:41Okay.
16:42So what if we just put everything in storage
16:45and come back here for a little bit?
16:47Oh, you're going to live with Mike.
16:48Both the two of you.
16:49She's broke.
16:51It's true what you're saying in Bulgaria.
16:54She's broke.
16:55You need to consider her like me too, you know.
16:57I know.
16:58I'm married.
16:58I mean, we're together.
17:00So you need to consider my...
17:01Well, let's talk about it.
17:03Darcy want to go back and move back to Connecticut.
17:06Where the this is coming from?
17:08That's the first time he's heard of it.
17:10How are you going to do that in front of your family
17:12without talking to your husband first?
17:15Dude, there's no way Georgie can let that happen.
17:20Dude, I couldn't imagine moving in with Carlos.
17:22I can tell you that right now.
17:24Darcy, let me say this.
17:25I've never put you aside.
17:27You know that.
17:27But at this point in your life, in my life,
17:30we need to be separate.
17:32Oh!
17:33Oh!
17:33Good for him.
17:42He said hell to the no, but very politely.
17:44I love Mike.
17:46Dude, I hope I can make it as long as he did.
17:49Like, just being that good of a dad.
17:51I mean, he's...
17:52Or enabling.
17:53Whatever you want to call it.
17:55It's got to be a shock for Darcy
17:56because, I mean, we all know her dad has been helping.
18:00He's Carlos.
18:01I was going to say, I'm a daddy's girl too,
18:03but my dad would be like,
18:04so you can't live here.
18:05He did it to my sister, remember?
18:07But he'll have another house.
18:08Yeah, he was like, you can't live here,
18:09but I will pay the rent for you
18:11to live somewhere else near me.
18:13If you're disrespected,
18:14then my opinion doesn't matter to her.
18:18So I feel sometimes lonely in this marriage.
18:22Most of the times.
18:24Oh, I hate feeling lonely in marriage.
18:27Lonely.
18:28If Darcy wants to move back to Connecticut
18:31in their own place,
18:32like maybe that's a compromise,
18:34but moving back in with your dad at 50
18:37when you're married?
18:44It has been a few days since I spoke to Gino,
18:48and I'm still traumatized by the conversation.
18:51So Matt booked an appointment
18:55with a local lawyer here in Florida,
18:57and I'm very excited to give some clarity
19:01to a lot of questions that I have to ask.
19:04Oh, we're going to the lawyer.
19:06That bird could have seen everything coming.
19:08You know birds have good eyes.
19:10I've never been excited to go see a lawyer, though.
19:13That's an interesting adjective to use.
19:15Have you ever been excited to see a lawyer?
19:16Yeah, when I got divorced.
19:17Tell me a little bit about how I can help you.
19:21Yes, it's like different situations going on.
19:25I don't think this lawyer has enough time
19:27to hear Jasmine and Gino's story.
19:30It's like six seasons long.
19:31We met online.
19:33I was in my country in Panama.
19:35I married him,
19:36and then we were not even being intimate.
19:40So we agreed on having an open marriage.
19:43I convinced him to have an open marriage.
19:47And we agreed on Matt.
19:51You agreed on Matt?
19:53Yeah.
19:53So he was part of choosing?
19:55Yeah, he was part of choosing.
19:58Ah, no, he was not.
20:00That's a lie.
20:01He didn't agree to choose anything.
20:03She threw Matt at him.
20:04She gave him, like, bits and pieces,
20:06and a lot of gaps is in the middle of it.
20:10After all this, we have a bun in the oven.
20:14Exactly.
20:15Which?
20:17Matt.
20:18OK.
20:18Matt.
20:19Matt.
20:20This Matt baby.
20:22Bless this poor woman trying to be so professional.
20:24Yeah, it reminds me of that shrink you and I went to that one time
20:28who was, like, 90 and had spent 50 years in counseling
20:31and basically looked at us and was like,
20:33I can't help y'all.
20:34I've never encountered this before.
20:36This is beyond my depth.
20:37Yeah.
20:37My husband called me recently and he said that he talked to immigration
20:43because I committed marriage fraud and that he wants me deported.
20:50Because there is that complaint that Gino has made against your immigration case,
20:57essentially, if the child is born and you still are legally married
21:00under the laws of the state of Florida,
21:02Gino is presumed to be the father of the child.
21:05What?
21:06Damn!
21:07What the hell is that?
21:09Does that mean you can get child support out of Gino?
21:13I feel like we're working...
21:13And he's not even the father?
21:15What?
21:16Yeah, I remember that.
21:17Wait, explain.
21:18The state of Florida, if you are married and you have a child,
21:22they will put your husband's name on the birth certificate.
21:25They won't ask you who the father is.
21:27You are in Florida, girl.
21:28You are in Florida.
21:30Gino is the father of that baby for a lot.
21:32In America, it's like that.
21:33Damn.
21:34That means he could probably take custody,
21:37maybe have to pay child support.
21:39That's crazy.
21:42I'm just wondering, what would be the benefits
21:44if she was to divorce and then marry me all before the baby is here?
21:50In a perfect world, that would help in front of immigration.
21:56But in reality, you guys don't have that amount of time.
22:00If she's saying you don't have time,
22:02that means it must have to be separated from it,
22:04because the marriage they can do in 24 hours, like...
22:06It's three days.
22:08Marriage license.
22:09I think it takes three days.
22:10Yeah.
22:11They don't realize what they've been doing and what's happened,
22:15like how bad it really is until right now.
22:17So, Jasmine, do you have any other questions for me?
22:21No, but I appreciate.
22:22It's just like, you know, a lot of...
22:26To process.
22:27And I have to be realistic so I can prepare in life for the worst-case scenario.
22:34Really, she needs to go back home to her mama.
22:45I feel like she...
22:46As a Latino woman, okay, when the s*** hits the fan,
22:50you go back home to your mama.
22:52I feel like maybe she should try to actually sit down with Gino
22:55and have a cordial conversation.
22:56Oh, my God.
22:56Gino can't do that.
22:59I have to be completely honest with you.
23:02Like, seeing you again, it genuinely hurts my heart.
23:08Elizabeth and Lauren should just go outside and have an old-fashioned duel.
23:12Turn around and throw a snowball.
23:14You think they got problems?
23:16Look at Gino over here.
23:17He's responsible for a child that's not even his.
23:24Who's got real problems?
23:32Enjoy.
23:33And can I get a sip of your orange juice?
23:36Enjoy.
23:36Did you put champagne in this?
23:41Yes, I mean, Mosa.
23:42Oh.
23:43You, you're not a pig.
23:44Give me my s***, nasty-nast.
23:46Hey, the bubbly is bringing the gas out.
23:53We're back in the tundra again.
23:56I'm so excited for winter.
23:58Oh, we're back with the pool.
23:59You guys hungry?
24:01Hungry and thirsty, huh?
24:03Yes.
24:04Can we start with that charcuterie?
24:05Sure.
24:05Just a half, please?
24:07Yeah, that's me.
24:08Let's always start with some charcuterie.
24:11Cheers for this amazing day.
24:13Thank you for you guys for your coming.
24:14You see?
24:15You've been so nervous both of you.
24:17I was going to go.
24:18You're going very well.
24:19You're doing good.
24:20Oh, no.
24:22It look like Yara just opened up a can of worms right now.
24:25Mm-hmm.
24:25I love my Yara, always bringing people together.
24:29So, now let's get into it.
24:30Who called whose husband a dick?
24:33How do you think this is going to go?
24:35How does it ever go between girls, you know?
24:38Someone's going to, there's going to be an argument somewhere.
24:40I have to be completely honest with you.
24:44Like, seeing you again, I don't want to cry.
24:49It hurts me.
24:50It genuinely hurts my heart.
24:53What happened to just achieve?
24:54They said cheese and...
24:56Right?
24:56Cheese makes everybody happier.
24:58Yeah, bring out some manchego and just look at the snow.
25:00Some manchego, some red wine.
25:02You feed me manchego, I'll sit there all day.
25:04Elizabeth and Lauren should just go outside and have an old-fashioned duel.
25:09You know?
25:09They walk six feet apart, turn around, and throw a snowball.
25:15Let's see who can get hit who in the face real fast.
25:17Yeah, good.
25:18Happens no fun.
25:19I, truthfully, I don't think Andre went through text messages from two and a half years ago, so I don't know why he would say that.
25:30Why Andre had to be hitting his wife's phone?
25:33Andre's a private eye, but he ain't getting paid for it.
25:35Girl, when there's a will, they will find a way to find those messages.
25:43Sometimes these boys just have a little too much time on their hands.
25:46And damn those devices that, you know, link all your messages.
25:50The 48 devices.
25:51I even tried to unlink things.
25:52It did not.
25:55What is you guys' rule with phones?
25:57There is no...
25:57We have each other's passwords.
25:58Oh, good.
26:00Now, I think if you can see each other's private parts, you can see each other's phones, you know?
26:04You stare into my butthole.
26:06Yeah!
26:06I can stare into your phone.
26:07If you've seen my butthole, I should be able to look through your freaking phone.
26:12Have you talked to him about it at all?
26:14To Andre?
26:15Mm-hmm.
26:16No.
26:16Do you care to?
26:18I guess if I ask him why he felt the need to go through text messages from two and a half years ago,
26:24what is he going to say?
26:26And I don't know if he would be honest with me.
26:30Hey, if Andre's going back and looking two years ago, that's Andre.
26:34You can't get mad at Elizabeth.
26:36I don't think it means that he went back and read them two years later.
26:40He probably read them in the moment.
26:41Mm-hmm.
26:42Can we get to the cheese?
26:45I don't know why he would go back that long.
26:48Maybe he went down a bunny, you know, hill of information or whatever.
26:52I have no clue.
26:53A bunny hill?
26:54I think she's talking about a rabbit hole.
26:56We should probably get off the slopes.
26:58That sounds like some dumb shit, I would say.
27:00Yeah, yeah, it does.
27:01A bunny hill of information.
27:03You guys, this is going to the wrong wheel.
27:05I think we just need more time for healing, you know?
27:08We all not have to be friends.
27:09Let's just enjoy ourselves.
27:10I'm glad Yara interjected, but we're all going to go to a bar tonight, and Elizabeth wants
27:21me to confront her husband and talk to him about it.
27:24Like, it just doesn't make sense.
27:26Like, the more I think about it, the more I'm like, what the ?
27:30I would say the same thing.
27:33I'd be like, girl, your beef is not with me.
27:35It's with him, and I can't get involved in this.
27:37I have enough problems of my own, thank you.
27:40I don't think you shouldn't confront Andy.
27:43Yo, don't confront Andrew, but I'll go.
27:46That's the worst thing ever.
27:47That's the worst thing.
27:48If you're going to have this conversation, do it in a church, because nobody argues in
27:53the Lord's house.
27:56Life is really tough when this is what you're fighting about all the time, you know what
28:00I'm saying?
28:01I mean, you think they got problems?
28:03Look at Gino over here.
28:04He's responsible for a child that's not even his.
28:09I mean, come on.
28:11Who's got real problems?
28:16Beautiful.
28:17Good Lord, what are we watching?
28:19What channel is this?
28:20She kissed the dog's ass, brother.
28:25I mean, maybe that's why she has no problem sucking toes.
28:28I don't know if you know this, but Oliver's super into facts lately.
28:31He walked up to me and was like, do you know how many people died in the Titanic?
28:34I was like, oh gosh, no, I don't.
28:37But he'll tell me.
28:38How many was it?
28:39I don't remember.
28:40But he was like, do you know where the Titanic was made?
28:43And I was like, no.
28:44Do you think it was America?
28:46I don't know.
28:47It was actually Ireland.
28:49Okay.
28:50I love him so much.
28:58Matt.
28:59Yeah.
29:00Bring me a towel paper and a cocoa swipes.
29:06Wipes.
29:06Did she just say wipes and then correct herself to say gwipes on surface?
29:09Is she brushing that dog's teeth on the sofa?
29:13I don't know.
29:18What are you shaving?
29:19It's us.
29:20Okay, well, you know what?
29:23I need some shaving cream.
29:25Why not scissors?
29:27I've had a theater for four years.
29:29I have not shaved his ass once.
29:31You didn't Pink Lady pick that butt?
29:32No.
29:33No.
29:33I never thought about it.
29:35Maybe I should be more careful about sitting on people's sofas if they're shaving buttholes
29:39on sofas.
29:40No buttholes have ever been shaved on this sofa.
29:46Beautiful.
29:47Good lord.
29:47What are we watching?
29:48What channel is this?
29:50That's an ass.
29:50She kissed her ass.
29:51No, she didn't.
29:52She just went.
29:53She didn't kiss it.
29:55Yeah, it's been kissing ass.
29:57Wait a second.
29:58Yeah, she kissed the ass.
29:59She kissed the dog's ass, Bella.
30:00I mean, maybe that's why she has no problem sucking toes.
30:06Probably.
30:07Not if you're kissing ass.
30:08You're kissing dog's ass.
30:09I mean, a toe is nothing.
30:10I mean, look at Matt.
30:11You want to make out now, Matt?
30:13Huh?
30:14You're going to get deported, Coco.
30:16Stop saying that.
30:18You hear the lawyer.
30:19Gino could claim that the baby is his baby.
30:24Possibly putting his last name on the kid and stuff like that.
30:27Italian baby.
30:28Your baby ain't Romanian.
30:31Your baby is a paisano.
30:33Is a italiano.
30:34Why couldn't they have gotten divorced like three months ago?
30:37Wouldn't that have solved a lot of these issues?
30:39It would have.
30:41Imagine that I get deported with our daughter still in my belly, you know.
30:48Are you going to do something to bring us back?
30:52Why bring you back?
30:53Just he'll go to Panama.
30:54She want to raise her kiwi.
30:56I understand.
30:57She doesn't want to raise her daughter without a father.
31:00Jez, you know, when you first told me that you were pregnant, and I was, like, scared, and I was, like, oh, hell no.
31:06But I thought about it, and I thought about where I am in my life.
31:10And I realized, like, it's time for me not to always grab my run, but to be a man, you know?
31:20This is, like, this is, like, the first thing Matt said that I, like, have respect for.
31:25Like, it sounds like he's going to step up.
31:27I'm going to try my best to do whatever it is, honey, whether he tries to deport you or file something, I swear to you, I will waste more energy, time, and money than he will ever be able to in court.
31:45Do not underestimate Gino's ability to waste money on Jasmine.
31:50Look at her, babe.
31:51He paid for all that.
31:52That man retired, so that man got money.
31:55What was his retirement?
31:56I have $720,000 in retirement.
31:59That was three and a half years ago.
32:00He's had to have blown through a lot of that.
32:02The whole stock market shifts.
32:03He's down to $420,000 for sure.
32:05Big minimum.
32:06Even though I feel weak, I want to be strong for my daughter.
32:15I don't have any other options, but I don't know where I'm going to get the strength from.
32:26She loves you.
32:29Yeah, but this is a tough situation to go through.
32:32Super tough.
32:33Super hard.
32:33This is like, it's a lot to take in all at once, you know?
32:38You have to be strong for your daughter, girl.
32:41It's a super cute moment, though.
32:44Good luck.
32:48Oh.
32:50Have a great life.
32:51The awkward eye contact after saying good luck.
32:54Like, imagine I was mad at you.
32:55Good luck.
32:56Yeah.
32:56Have a good life.
32:57Man, what do you got cooking in the oven over there?
33:05Something smells really good.
33:07Oh, look at that.
33:09Hey, about time, huh?
33:11A little, you know.
33:12Pizza bagel.
33:13I've been trying to step up my snack game.
33:15I'll give it a C+.
33:17What do you mean, C-plus already?
33:19I haven't tried it yet.
33:20Yeah.
33:20Couldn't go up.
33:22Ah!
33:22They're hot.
33:26What are you trying to do to me?
33:28Burnt my lip.
33:28Yeah.
33:29No, Sherlock.
33:31Sorry, they got to cool down for a little bit, so.
33:33All right, we'll put that down.
33:34No.
33:36Julia, you're making a mistake with this family.
33:40This family loves you.
33:42And you're putting a wedge in between our son and us.
33:46And I think that's love.
33:46I don't even know who he is right now.
33:48Is she, though, or are you guys the actual whole wedge?
33:52Mm-hmm.
33:52Like a wedge mother- salad.
33:55Oh.
33:55I love a wedge salad, though.
33:56I was about to say that.
33:57That's one of my favorites.
33:59What's going to happen here?
34:00Like, Ron and Betty going to take their passports?
34:02Take their lunchboxes?
34:04Yeah, come on.
34:04Take their passports and be like, you're not leaving.
34:07I want to say, Brandon, Brandon, you know what?
34:11Think about what you're talking about here.
34:12You think just by going on a trip is going to change things?
34:16It's not.
34:17Your problems are deeper than Europe right now.
34:19Let me tell you that.
34:21Running away is not going to help.
34:23They're not running away.
34:24They're going to Europe on vacation.
34:26I don't think I've ever seen Ron and Betty this upset.
34:28Worked up?
34:29No, for sure.
34:30Breaking news.
34:31My adult child makes adult decisions about their life.
34:35Whoa.
34:36Doesn't let me influence them anymore.
34:38Whoa.
34:38Let's get to the root of it.
34:39It's the first time he ever stood up to them,
34:42and that's what they're panicking about.
34:43They have to leave Brandon being a man.
34:45They always act like Brandon is a kid.
34:47Yeah, but at the same time, your parents know best.
34:50You can't just...
34:51Annie, think about it.
34:52Me and you just go to the D.R. right now for a don't know when we coming back.
34:56You ain't going to even know if you have a house standing.
35:01Good luck.
35:04Good luck.
35:04Have a great life.
35:13I'm sorry.
35:14I can't do this anymore.
35:16Have a good trip.
35:17Guys, you don't have to leave.
35:20Are y'all really leaving?
35:21Yes.
35:22What else do you want us to do?
35:23You're leaving.
35:25Is she going to take her bottle of wine?
35:27Nope.
35:28Once you bring the bottle of wine to the house, that's a gift.
35:31It stays.
35:31He can't take it with you.
35:33Brandon don't look like he's going to...
35:34Brandon don't look like he'll know who to choose.
35:36The awkward eye contact after saying good luck.
35:39Like, imagine I was mad at you.
35:40Good luck.
35:41Yeah.
35:41Have a good life.
35:42I can't believe it.
35:53Everything that's happened recently, I feel like it's been fight after fight after fight.
36:01It's just, I feel like it's pushed everyone away from each other.
36:03And I feel like I've just lost my parents, Julia.
36:08My man over there on the floor breaking down.
36:11Yeah, I feel bad for him.
36:13Why don't I feel like I'm watching that telenova?
36:16Telenovela.
36:17Telenovela.
36:18Telenova.
36:19Like a supernova.
36:23I don't know what to do.
36:27I just want things to go back the way they were before.
36:31Have you ever had a grown-ass man sit on the kitchen floor and cry like that?
36:35No.
36:36No, I have not.
36:38I almost cried.
36:40Are you crying?
36:41I feel bad for Brando because his parents had to leave Brando in London.
36:45Even though he want to be broke in another country, Brando is not a little baby no more.
36:49Yeah, but then you know what?
36:50He's going to come back and try to be like Darcy, trying to move back into his parents' home.
36:55Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, Happily Ever After.
36:58She's giving chandelier.
37:04I don't want to celebrate, but this feelings and frustration is just kind of bothering me inside.
37:10You don't know if you want this relationship to work?
37:13I don't know anymore.
37:15I don't know anymore.
37:15Ooh.
37:16Ooh.
37:17He don't care anymore.
37:19Georgie's like, you know what?
37:21I'm done.
37:22Darcy and Georgie just cannot get it together.
37:24Mommy.
37:25Hola.
37:26At this point, my family have no idea what's really going on in my life.
37:31Oh, wait.
37:33Is she going to tell her mom the truth about everything?
37:35Yo te estaba llamando porque no he sido honesta contigo.
37:40Oh, she tell her mom.
37:42This is great.
37:43This is a nail biter.
37:44This is the safest way to tell a Latina mom because she can't throw her chanquileta through the computer.
37:50Just talked today with Elizabeth, and she told me that you're making fun of me.
37:56What?
37:58Damn.
38:01She's giving real mean girl energy.
38:04But why Elizabeth being mean like that and being saved that?
38:06Gloria don't say nothing.
38:07Because she got a tag team.
38:09They got a tag team, honey.
38:11We're leaving?
38:12Wait, hold on, babe.
38:13I can't get a break, man.
38:16Hey, what happened?
38:19That is her M.O.
38:20Remember that tell-all where she was like, bye-bye.
38:24I have babies.
38:25I can't deal with this.
38:26Yeah.
38:27I'm going to start making more babies so I have that excuse again.
38:30This season is nonstop.
38:32I can't believe it's finally winding down.
38:33The tell-all's almost here.
38:34It's kind of winding down like those pizza bites right there.
38:38You know, there's only one left.
38:40Rock and paper, scissors?
38:41Why not?
38:41Let's do it the way we do it.
38:42All right.
38:43Ready?
38:44One, two, three.
38:45All right.
38:48All right.
38:49I'll get the dishes.
38:51I think I hear the pup crying.
38:53I should probably take him out.
38:55You want to come with?
38:56Yeah.
38:56Mm-hmm.
38:56Peepi break.
38:57Peepi poopy boy.
38:59Woo!
39:00Annie, that was wow.
39:02Yeah.
39:03Betty is straight badass.
39:05She's the MVP of the night.
39:06You know?
39:07And just for Betty, I'm going to have a glass of wine.
39:10You want to join me?
39:11Uh-oh.
39:12Let's go.
39:13Cheers to you, Betty.
39:15Do you want to go on a ski trip this winter?
39:17No.
39:17I think we need to get some new, like, ski clothes.
39:20I mean, like, hats.
39:22Okay.
39:23Goggles.
39:23Look how cute these gloves are.
39:26I don't have space in it.
39:27No.
39:28Thermal underwear.
39:29Oh, God.
39:29Run.
39:29Okay.
39:30All right.
39:30I'll see you next week.
39:31You're going to get your thermal thongs.
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