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00:00:00Good morning, Ruth.
00:00:01Whoo!
00:00:02Ah!
00:00:03This got away from you, Ben.
00:00:05Not on my watch.
00:00:08Morning, Frank.
00:00:09Thanks for shutting down the frat party last night.
00:00:11Ah, no problem.
00:00:12It wasn't easy.
00:00:13The DJ was playing.
00:00:14Oh, no problem.
00:00:15Oh, no problem.
00:00:16It wasn't easy.
00:00:17The DJ was playing.
00:00:18Oh, no.
00:00:19Oh, no.
00:00:20Oh, no.
00:00:21Oh, no.
00:00:22Oh, no.
00:00:23Oh, no.
00:00:24Oh, no.
00:00:25Oh, no.
00:00:26Oh, no.
00:00:27Oh, no.
00:00:28Oh, no.
00:00:29The DJ was playing Gaga.
00:00:31Nice moves.
00:00:32Too bad you can't try out for the drill team.
00:00:34Hey, could you get me that parking placard to ASAP?
00:00:36The Kappa Betas keep walking me in.
00:00:38I've already asked Chauncey, but I'll follow up.
00:00:41Morning, Zoe.
00:00:42Morning, boss.
00:00:43Do you realize that you're wearing the colors of our art rivals?
00:00:45Oh, I mean, it's a bold choice.
00:00:48Oh, I'm so getting my bearings.
00:00:50Yeah, just your daily reminder that you're not in Boston anymore.
00:00:52Oh, you're telling me.
00:00:54I went to a pumpkin festival this Sunday.
00:00:57How do you get to celebrate a common gourd with so much passion?
00:01:00Just wait till your first butter sculpture contest.
00:01:03It'll make you question all your life choices.
00:01:06Cassidy, I have to say I am really impressed.
00:01:09You're like a one-woman fix-it machine.
00:01:11You've been here, what, less than a month?
00:01:13And you've already implemented Food Truck Fridays
00:01:16and headed off a grad student revolt?
00:01:18I see what you're doing here.
00:01:19The chai tea lattes, the compliments.
00:01:22Just give me the bad news. Hit me.
00:01:25Okay. Come on.
00:01:26As you know, we have a budget shortfall.
00:01:28Yes.
00:01:29Well, it's worse than we thought.
00:01:31How is that possible?
00:01:32The last president saw our budget as more of a suggestion.
00:01:35I am so sorry you are inheriting this crisis.
00:01:38But now, some of the board members want to vote to shutter the arts program at tomorrow's meeting.
00:01:46The arts program? Why?
00:01:49Our arts program is one of the best in Ohio.
00:01:52I mean, we, we, we plie way above our weight.
00:01:56And paint like Picasso. And sing like Selena. I know.
00:02:00But the program is expensive. There's studios and instruments and special equipment.
00:02:05Yeah, but, but students need the arts. It, it elevates the spirit.
00:02:10When I was working my way through college, they were my saving grace.
00:02:15Okay. Can you do me a favor? Can you ask the trustees for two weeks so that I can find a solution?
00:02:20Why don't you come to the meeting tomorrow? Ask them yourself.
00:02:23If that's what it takes, absolutely. Yes.
00:02:26Cutting the arts program? What's next? Drive-through diplomas?
00:02:31Not unless I find a new revenue source by tomorrow's meeting.
00:02:34Not to pile on or anything, but I thought that you should know that you made the Whittendale Lampoon.
00:02:40Oh! So did I. Sort of.
00:02:43Well, Zoe, this was not good. This is my worst fear.
00:02:47The robot uprising? Not connecting with the students.
00:02:51I'm grabbing some drinks tonight with some grad students. Do you want to join?
00:02:55I don't think so. Not tonight, at least. I think I'll just make them nervous.
00:02:59You sure it's not the other way around?
00:03:01You don't think I'm uptight, do you?
00:03:04No! You are confident. And efficient. Organized. Like a... Leo!
00:03:12I'd say more like a Capricorn.
00:03:14No, no, no, no. I mean Leo Farnsworth. You know who he is, right?
00:03:18Of course. He's too manufacturing what Warren Buffett is to Warren Buffett-y things.
00:03:23He is also a Whittendale alum who just sold off half of this company,
00:03:27which means he is looking for a hefty donation somewhere to offset his taxes,
00:03:32and I'm gonna make sure that that somewhere is us.
00:03:35Smart.
00:03:37You're still afraid of the robots though, right? Terrified. Okay.
00:03:41Moira.
00:03:42Go, go, go, go.
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00:03:47That's some power.
00:03:48You're just afraid I like an idea.
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00:03:54Yes?
00:03:55Oh my God.
00:03:56You're still like Habsworth.
00:03:57That's dangerous.
00:03:59You're welcome.
00:04:00I love those guys a negative bucket.
00:04:02But isn't it!
00:04:03It's nice Men but I don't wanna move.
00:04:04I'm not interested, people who have a poor man.
00:04:05…
00:04:06I'd think this is nice andτηễnable.
00:04:08Oh, that's nice.
00:04:21A pipe burst last night.
00:04:23In which dorm?
00:04:24Dayton Hall.
00:04:25The whole ground floor flooded.
00:04:27Maintenance says that they're gonna need five days to fix it.
00:04:29Oh, okay.
00:04:30Well, we just need to work around.
00:04:33Um, there are, what, 20 students on each floor in Dayton?
00:04:37Close, 22.
00:04:39It's the football team's floor.
00:04:40So, what are we gonna do?
00:04:42We already have a housing shortage.
00:04:44I think there are some spare rooms in Adams and Chase Halls.
00:04:48Oh, good memory.
00:04:50I am impressed.
00:04:51So, okay, so if we double up, we can house 16 kids in those dorms.
00:04:55But that still leaves five kids with no place to go.
00:04:58Oh, I think I have a fix.
00:05:00Um, Dobson College is under-enrolled this year,
00:05:03so let me give them a call, see if they can take them,
00:05:06and then I'll head in.
00:05:08Yep, you got it.
00:05:09See you soon.
00:05:10Okay, bye.
00:05:11Bye.
00:05:21Thanks, Judy.
00:05:22So glad you could accommodate us.
00:05:23Uh, um, we'll talk later.
00:05:26Ugh, come on.
00:05:29I can't even get out of here.
00:05:30This is so crazy.
00:05:31This is an active driveway!
00:05:44Cannot park here!
00:05:46Good morning.
00:05:47Oh, President Miller, you're making the flowers look bad.
00:05:59Well, I have a big meeting with the trustees today.
00:06:01Good thing I made yours extra strong today.
00:06:04You are a lifesaver.
00:06:05Thank you so much.
00:06:06Oh, good luck with your meeting, honey.
00:06:08I appreciate it.
00:06:09Oh!
00:06:10Oh!
00:06:11Oh!
00:06:12Oh!
00:06:13Oh!
00:06:14Oh!
00:06:15Oh!
00:06:16Hot!
00:06:17Uh, you okay?
00:06:18Yeah.
00:06:19I mean, I'm not injured, but to spill coffee is not ideal.
00:06:23Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:06:25Pumpkin spice latte, huh?
00:06:26Yeah, it's my favorite.
00:06:28You know, I love fall.
00:06:37Turkeys and Thanksgiving and togetherness.
00:06:42Sure, yeah.
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:48Uh, thank you.
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50For this and, uh, for the catch.
00:06:53Yeah, I have a meeting.
00:06:57Yeah, no, no.
00:06:58Yeah, I gotta go, I gotta go.
00:06:59I've got one too, so.
00:07:00Yeah, okay.
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:03No, I'm this way.
00:07:04This way.
00:07:05Thanks again!
00:07:09Interesting way to start the morning.
00:07:10This one's on me, blue eyes.
00:07:12Oh.
00:07:14Before you take a vote on the arts program, I was hoping to present an alternative idea.
00:07:19Absolutely, and we'll get to that shortly.
00:07:22But we have an emergency situation to deal with.
00:07:25Oh.
00:07:26Oh.
00:07:27This is Logan, our new football coach.
00:07:30He started last month, too.
00:07:31Do you know each other?
00:07:32Uh, we met.
00:07:34Briefly.
00:07:35We did, we did.
00:07:36We shared a coffee.
00:07:38Sort of.
00:07:39Yeah.
00:07:40So, Coach, I understand there's an issue with housing for the football players?
00:07:44Yes, thank you.
00:07:45Um, as some of you know, a pipe burst last night in the dorm where the freshman football players live.
00:07:51Yes, and I have already found temporary housing.
00:07:54Most of it is on campus, but some of the overflow will have to be at Dobson College.
00:07:58That's actually why I'm here.
00:08:00I mean, that overflow's gonna have to commute three towns over.
00:08:04Which is why I also provided a shuttle for them.
00:08:06Yes, but then you're gonna cut into their training time and their studying.
00:08:08I mean, these kids are already juggling so much.
00:08:10Look, I really appreciate your perspective, Coach Logan, but we have a housing shortage on campus.
00:08:17And plus, it's just for a very short stay.
00:08:19If I'm supposed to turn this program around, every second counts.
00:08:22President Miller, I realize academics is your world, and I respect that, but my world is football.
00:08:28And in football, it is crucial for a young team to learn to work together.
00:08:32I also understand that a fresh roster is an opportunity, like with the Patriots when Brady took over for Bledsoe.
00:08:38You didn't strike me as someone that knew football.
00:08:40Any Midwest College president who doesn't won't last very long in the job.
00:08:45But as for housing, my hands are tied.
00:08:48This is the football team we're talking about here.
00:08:50And football does bring in alumni donations.
00:08:54Is there any other option somewhere else on campus?
00:08:58I wish there were, Vera, but there is simply no space.
00:09:04Actually, there is one underused space on campus.
00:09:10Oh, really? Which space is that?
00:09:13The President's House.
00:09:18Underused.
00:09:20Well, it is not underused, because I live there.
00:09:24Yeah, but I mean, it's just you.
00:09:26All alone, that big old 19th century house, built for Eldridge Whittendale and his family of ten.
00:09:32I've actually heard rumors that there's an entire wing of bedrooms just collecting dust.
00:09:36I dust it myself, thank you very much.
00:09:38And also, it is very important to the college's functions.
00:09:41For example, I entertained owners there.
00:09:44Last week, I actually hosted the governor.
00:09:47Isn't that, like, seven, eight bedrooms in there?
00:09:50Actually, there's ten if you count the space above the garage, which technically doesn't count.
00:09:55I rest my case.
00:10:03I will think about it.
00:10:04I appreciate that.
00:10:06Give up my fortress of solitude?
00:10:12Not give up, just Cher for a few days.
00:10:15Cher?
00:10:16Cher?
00:10:17Vera?
00:10:18You do understand this is a crazy ask, okay?
00:10:21This is my home.
00:10:22This is the place where I recharge at the end of a long, stressful day.
00:10:29Which, as you know, is all of them.
00:10:32I know, but we're in a tough spot.
00:10:35And I do think that Coach Van Orden has our best interest in mind.
00:10:39He was highly recruited to turn our program around.
00:10:42Look at Dobson College.
00:10:43They won the conference, and now their football team is bringing in the big bucks.
00:10:47You know who else brings in the big bucks?
00:10:50Leo Farnsworth.
00:10:51Who, by the way, just agreed to set up a conference call with me to discuss his donation.
00:10:56And that's great, but in the meantime, we still have some doubters amongst the board who think you're too young for this job.
00:11:04I think doing this will show that you're a team player here.
00:11:09It's your house, Cassidy.
00:11:11I'm gonna leave the choice up to you.
00:11:13I didn't even like sleepovers as a kid.
00:11:18I bet they were fun.
00:11:22They were not.
00:11:23They said I'd find you here.
00:11:24Great!
00:11:25I could use a spotter.
00:11:26Are you sure you want to put your life in my hands?
00:11:28You're not exactly my favorite person on campus right now.
00:11:43Look, I said what I had to in there.
00:11:46Besides, I'm a coach.
00:11:48I'm used to pushback.
00:11:49Parents, refs, coaches.
00:11:52Heck, one time I even had a great grandma.
00:11:55Well, you put me in quite a spot.
00:11:57Nope.
00:12:00Busted pipe did.
00:12:03Besides, where's your school spirit?
00:12:06You know what?
00:12:07Excuse me.
00:12:08I have plen-
00:12:10I have plenty of spirit for all that this college has to offer.
00:12:15There are more important things than football, you know.
00:12:18Now you're talking crazy.
00:12:21Like what?
00:12:22The art.
00:12:23The art.
00:12:24Which foster critical thinking, creativity, and personal growth.
00:12:29Football creates character and grit and all those things.
00:12:33And the money it brings in to fund those other programs.
00:12:36Well, it's not nearly enough compared to what this college needs.
00:12:39How many of those are you going to do?
00:12:41Ugh.
00:12:42You are not the only one under pressure here.
00:12:45I was brought in to bring back a winning tradition, which means I've got one maybe two years tops, or else I could be out of a job.
00:12:51And on top of that, the new collegiate rules say that my best athletes can transfer anytime, anywhere they want.
00:12:58Okay.
00:12:59Okay.
00:13:00Let's say that I allow your players to move in with me for five days and not a minute longer.
00:13:08How would you ensure that they're going to be on their best behavior?
00:13:11These five boys, they are very, very special young men.
00:13:15They're not even my top recruits, but they're young, they're green, and they just, they need some support right now.
00:13:21Why do you have to say it like that?
00:13:27Fine.
00:13:28They can take the ground floor bedrooms, I'll take upstairs, they can use the study, the kitchen, and the parlor, and that's it.
00:13:35But the second that pipe is fixed...
00:13:38They are gone.
00:13:39Gone.
00:13:40Trust me.
00:13:41I won't even know they're there.
00:13:43Watch out, watch out, this drink, don't watch out!
00:13:46Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:13:49Come on boys, come on boys, get this!
00:13:52Get back here!
00:14:03Oh no.
00:14:04No, no, no.
00:14:05Is that a nose?
00:14:11Watch out, watch out, watch out!
00:14:14Oh no.
00:14:16Forward, forward!
00:14:17Not my flowers!
00:14:19I just planted those!
00:14:21Sorry.
00:14:31All right, guys, it's all about execution, all right?
00:14:33We're gonna run this place tighter, tighter, tighter!
00:14:35Watch your mic! Watch your mic!
00:14:37Do you remember your route, Malcolm?
00:14:39All right, here we go!
00:14:40What in the world?
00:14:41All right, you ready?
00:14:43Blue 42!
00:14:45Blue 42!
00:14:47Say hi!
00:14:48Hey!
00:14:51Guys!
00:14:52Oh!
00:14:53You good, bro?
00:14:55Hey!
00:14:56Hey, you!
00:14:57Get over here!
00:14:58Get over here!
00:14:59It is 6 a.m.
00:15:01What are you doing?
00:15:02Just the old school hook and ladder.
00:15:04A what and what?
00:15:05Well, it's one of the tight end, does a quick five-yard curl,
00:15:07pitches the ball to the running back, leaking up the sideline.
00:15:10Well, if that is the sideline, then my begonias are definitely out of bounds.
00:15:14Sorry about that, man.
00:15:15We're just trying to get in some practice before class.
00:15:17Uh, it's my bad.
00:15:18I gotta get out of my break quicker.
00:15:19Let's just do a lot less breaking all around, okay?
00:15:23Yes, President Miller!
00:15:30That is not a good start.
00:15:32Hi.
00:15:33Excuse me.
00:15:34Do you know why we didn't have hot water this morning?
00:15:39Uh, that's weird.
00:15:40There was hot water after I showered.
00:15:42For the other guys, too.
00:15:43I washed three loads of laundry this morning.
00:15:45Yeah, mystery solved.
00:15:46Okay.
00:15:47Um, you know they say a cold plunge is a healthy way to start a day.
00:15:51Sorry, Madam President.
00:15:52It's okay.
00:15:53We're all new to this.
00:15:55And, um, Madam President is not necessary.
00:15:58Okay.
00:15:59Your Excellency.
00:16:00Oh.
00:16:01Uh, sorry about the mess.
00:16:02Got a fuel up this morning.
00:16:04I can see that.
00:16:07Oh!
00:16:08Oh!
00:16:09Um, it's okay.
00:16:12I'm just gonna...
00:16:13This...
00:16:17Wait.
00:16:18What happened to all my oat milk?
00:16:20Uh, oh, uh, the other guys used it for their protein shakes.
00:16:23You want some of my Gatorade?
00:16:24No, I do not.
00:16:25Okay.
00:16:26Wait, I think I, um, have more in the pantry.
00:16:33Oh!
00:16:34Oh!
00:16:35Oh!
00:16:37Yeah, you know, we, uh, we weren't sure where to distill that.
00:16:41Oh, uh, I mean, I can just run out of here.
00:16:43Oh, I think I'm just gonna get out of here.
00:16:46What?
00:16:47Uh!
00:16:49Uh!
00:16:50Oh!
00:16:52Uh!
00:16:53Uh!
00:16:54Uh!
00:16:55Uh!
00:16:56Uh!
00:16:57Uh!
00:16:58Uh!
00:16:59Uh!
00:17:00Uh!
00:17:01Uh!
00:17:02Uh!
00:17:03Uh!
00:17:04Uh!
00:17:05Uh!
00:17:06Uh!
00:17:07Uh!
00:17:08Uh!
00:17:09Uh!
00:17:10Uh!
00:17:11Seriously?
00:17:13Unacceptable, ladies!
00:17:25Yes!
00:17:32Sorry, kids! Coming through!
00:17:34Oh!
00:17:36Ah!
00:17:39Sorry, Dr. Lanford!
00:17:41Congrats on the published article!
00:17:45Do you drink all of my oat milk?
00:17:48Absolutely not.
00:17:50This ends now.
00:17:55Wakey, wakey! Coach Logan!
00:18:00Rise and shine, Rip Van Wilder!
00:18:02I know you're in there!
00:18:04Don't make me come through the window!
00:18:07President Miller.
00:18:08We need to talk.
00:18:10I'm in.
00:18:12Oh!
00:18:14I see you're not a big fan of decorating.
00:18:16Well, the ancient Spartans didn't need furniture,
00:18:18so neither do I.
00:18:20Can I get you something?
00:18:22Uh, I've got sport drink, I've got milk.
00:18:26You're not gonna want that.
00:18:27Thanks.
00:18:28So, seems to be the problem.
00:18:31There are barbells where my Tranquility candles used to be.
00:18:35My Zen garden looks like a tornado has swept through it.
00:18:38There's no hot water, there is clutter everywhere,
00:18:40and this morning I counted 21 cabinet doors open.
00:18:4421 cabinets and don't even get me started on what happened to my oat milk.
00:18:49My home has been taken over by barbarians,
00:18:52and clearly, you are their chief.
00:18:54I mean, chief barbarian.
00:18:59Kinda got a cool ring to it, right?
00:19:01You find this amusing?
00:19:03Yeah, kind of.
00:19:06No.
00:19:07No, not at all.
00:19:08I am sure that they are very, very nice boys.
00:19:11But, obviously, they are following your lead.
00:19:15I mean, it is chaos in here.
00:19:17Well, guess what?
00:19:18No, no, no, no, no.
00:19:19Not that one.
00:19:20How long has this been here?
00:19:23I'm busy.
00:19:24I'm trying to set my roster.
00:19:26I'm watching old game film for inspiration.
00:19:29Besides, Aristotle said nature abhors a vacuum.
00:19:33Apparently so do you.
00:19:35Look, I don't appreciate some Play-Doh with a pigskin coming into my life and turning it upside down, okay?
00:19:46Tell you what.
00:19:49Peace offering.
00:19:50Great.
00:19:51Why don't you let me take you out for breakfast?
00:19:52My treat.
00:19:53We can sit.
00:19:54We can discuss this like two reasonable mature adults.
00:19:58Hmm.
00:19:59I got the perfect place.
00:20:03You sure know how to spoil a gal.
00:20:05Just trying to stay under budget.
00:20:06I know that feeling.
00:20:07And, of course, I'm going to use the meal plan that I was offered as a signing bonus as much as I can.
00:20:12I don't mean to brag, but I have Dining Plus and my points were all over.
00:20:16So we are here.
00:20:17And you have splurged on the fruit bowl for me.
00:20:20Thank you so much.
00:20:21Let's talk.
00:20:25I want to apologize for the boys' behavior this morning.
00:20:27They're young.
00:20:28They're all freshmen.
00:20:29They're just trying to find their footing.
00:20:30And I can sympathize with that.
00:20:32I can.
00:20:33I am new on campus, too.
00:20:35But I have a job to do.
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37As do I.
00:20:38Well, my job is running this entire university.
00:20:42Your job is helping teenagers move a ball across a line.
00:20:45It's a little more complicated than that.
00:20:48Is it really?
00:20:49It is, actually.
00:20:50And just so you know, I'm playing catch-up as well.
00:20:51I wasn't even supposed to be here this fall.
00:20:53Why not?
00:20:54I had an assistant coaching job lined up at Buckeye State.
00:20:56Wow.
00:20:57A Division I school.
00:20:58And after it fell through, I landed here.
00:21:01And as I'm sure you know, I have lost my first two games.
00:21:03So I need to turn this thing around and quickly.
00:21:05I get it.
00:21:06We are both under pressure.
00:21:08Right.
00:21:09Look.
00:21:10I'm sorry things went off the rails.
00:21:12Will not happen again.
00:21:13Oh, I know it won't.
00:21:14Because you are going to move into the loft space above the garage.
00:21:17You said that loft space wasn't even technically a room.
00:21:19And you said Spartans don't need furniture and neither do you.
00:21:22You are going to watch them like a hawk.
00:21:24You're going to close every cabinet door.
00:21:26You're going to protect my Tranquility candles and my oat milk.
00:21:31Because this whole thing was your idea, remember?
00:21:36So if my life is going to be upended, yours is too.
00:21:40Fair is fair, buddy.
00:21:43Fine.
00:21:44Yeah, fine.
00:21:45Great.
00:21:46Okay.
00:21:47And I will talk to the boys.
00:21:48Great.
00:21:49Okay.
00:21:50Well, if you'll excuse me.
00:21:53I have a college to run.
00:21:58Hope you're enjoying your breakfast.
00:22:03Hey, you didn't finish your burrito.
00:22:06Can I have it?
00:22:07I'm not about to waste my points.
00:22:16Good morning, boss.
00:22:19Sorry I'm late.
00:22:20We're ready for you.
00:22:23It's another great turnout.
00:22:28Hi, everyone.
00:22:29I'd love for you to gather around.
00:22:31Whether it is music, dance, or painting, the arts lift the spirit.
00:22:39Which is why it is my pleasure to open the Whittendale Arts Showcase
00:22:44and extend a special welcome to our prospective students with a passion for the arts.
00:22:53Now, someone would like to say that the arts are expendable.
00:22:56That there are higher priorities on campus.
00:23:00These same people might prefer activities more akin to, um, gladiatorial combat.
00:23:06Stay on point.
00:23:07My point is, the arts program at Whittendale will live on now and forever!
00:23:14Uh, boss, you think you might have over-promised just a smidge?
00:23:19Everything's great.
00:23:20Okay.
00:23:21I just have to pop home, straighten a few things out before my call with Barnesworth.
00:23:25Okay.
00:23:26Hey!
00:23:27Wear a helmet!
00:23:28He is going to hurt himself.
00:23:36Oh, you really should warn someone before doing that.
00:23:39Clearly, we got off to a challenging start.
00:23:41But we are gonna fix that.
00:23:43This is President Miller's home, and we are her guests.
00:23:46So what she says goes.
00:23:47Do you understand?
00:23:48Yes, Coach.
00:23:49I cannot hear you.
00:23:50Yes, Coach!
00:23:51So, if she asks you to do something, consider it a direct order from me.
00:23:56Understand?
00:23:57Yes, Coach!
00:23:59Floor's yours.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:02Um, well, uh, clearly this is a, um, unique situation.
00:24:11And until your dorm reopens in three days, eight hours, and fifty-three minutes, I have come up with a set of rules that will make everything run more smoothly.
00:24:21First, no workouts before eight a.m.
00:24:24And you will treat my flowers as if they live in the neutral zone.
00:24:29Stay clear of the flowers.
00:24:32Number two, you can study in the living room, but you will use coasters.
00:24:38We are going to respect the wood in this house.
00:24:41Okay?
00:24:42Next, I have come up with a shower schedule so that we can all have hot water.
00:24:50The fridge.
00:24:51The top shelf is a no-go zone.
00:24:54Top shelf, no-go.
00:24:57And finally, we will all work together to keep this place ship-shape.
00:25:03Are there any questions?
00:25:04No, Madam President!
00:25:06You don't have to call me that.
00:25:09Sorry.
00:25:10What's your name?
00:25:12I'm Teddy.
00:25:13Where are you from?
00:25:14Well, I grew up on a farm in Tipton.
00:25:16It's about, like, five hours away from here, but, I don't know, it seems a lot further to me.
00:25:21Think of the farm in Field of Dreams, but with a lot more corn and less Costner.
00:25:26Teddy's our resident movie buff.
00:25:28Okay, well, since you have farming experience, maybe you can help with the garden and the lawn?
00:25:32Absolutely.
00:25:33Oh, um, I'm also very good at vacuuming.
00:25:35Okay.
00:25:36What's your name?
00:25:37Malcolm, running back.
00:25:39Up from Cincinnati, ma'am.
00:25:40Any, uh, special talents we should know about?
00:25:43I make a mean protein shake.
00:25:44Okay, well, how about you helping with meal prep and shopping?
00:25:48Sure, I like to cook.
00:25:50Great.
00:25:51What about you guys?
00:25:53I'm Ken, and this is Antonio.
00:25:55Mucho gusto, Presidente.
00:25:56Antonio's a foreign exchange student from Spain.
00:25:58His English isn't that good, but he's a great soccer player, so he's our new kicker.
00:26:03Wonderful.
00:26:04Uh, dishes?
00:26:05Mm-hmm.
00:26:06Which leaves dusting.
00:26:07I'm on dusting duty?
00:26:09If your name is Nick, then yes you are.
00:26:12I don't dust.
00:26:13Well, lucky for you, it's easy to learn.
00:26:15Use the feathery end.
00:26:16Okay, um, President Miller, I know you don't know this, but us football players, we're
00:26:21kind of like celebrities around here, you know?
00:26:24I see.
00:26:25So, you think taking care of this place is beneath you?
00:26:29You said it, not me.
00:26:30You just bought the team 20 push-ups.
00:26:31For what?
00:26:32In subordination.
00:26:33But coach-
00:26:34And 20 more for talkback.
00:26:35Do you want to keep going?
00:26:36Take it outside.
00:26:37Let's go with pace.
00:26:38Get out.
00:26:42Do you solve all your problems with push-ups?
00:26:45No, no.
00:26:46In extreme cases, burpees work too.
00:26:48Hmm.
00:26:49Well, I guess that's one way to handle it.
00:26:52Okay, are we ready for Farnsworth?
00:26:54Yep, the call is in 10 minutes.
00:26:55Oh, and Chauncey, the facilities manager, needs to talk.
00:26:58Something about the broken pipe in the dorm room.
00:27:01I'll deal with that later.
00:27:02How do I look?
00:27:03Uh, like a pirate, you're missing an earring.
00:27:07An earring?
00:27:09My earring!
00:27:11Has anyone seen a pearl earring?
00:27:14Anyone?
00:27:15Oh, Teddy?
00:27:16That?
00:27:17That was a gift from President Harding to the college.
00:27:19A coffee table?
00:27:21I'm just saying it's like a hundred years old.
00:27:23Well, I'll clean it really well then.
00:27:25Ah!
00:27:26Careful, careful!
00:27:27Oh!
00:27:28Oh!
00:27:29Malcolm?
00:27:30Uh, gentle, gentle.
00:27:31We don't want to take off the finish.
00:27:32This is how I get my car to shine when I'm waxing it.
00:27:35Oh.
00:27:36Okay.
00:27:37Gracias.
00:27:38De nada.
00:27:39My earring is in my jacket.
00:27:41What are you doing?
00:27:42About to take a new profile pic.
00:27:44That light makes my ass pop.
00:27:46Mm?
00:27:47Right?
00:27:48Oh.
00:27:49It wasn't out.
00:27:50Oh.
00:27:51Hi!
00:27:52Nope!
00:27:53Okay, listen up!
00:27:55If you find a lucky pearl earring, I really need it, guys, okay?
00:28:02Whoo!
00:28:03I think I found it.
00:28:05You gotta dig it out.
00:28:06You gotta dig that out, okay?
00:28:08I'm about to do a video call.
00:28:10It is a really important one.
00:28:12And I need everyone to stay clear of the office.
00:28:15Yes, ma'am.
00:28:16Got it?
00:28:17You got it.
00:28:20Good afternoon, Mr. Farnsworth.
00:28:22Thank you so much for Green to Meet.
00:28:24I'll admit some of my happiest memories was the years I spent at Whittendale.
00:28:28And we are making more memories for generations to come.
00:28:31And I'm sure you've heard, but we've had just a few setbacks.
00:28:36But we are pressing forward with determination and focus.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42And...
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Really?
00:28:45Oh.
00:28:46Um.
00:28:47Waking up early money on my mind.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:51Yes?
00:28:52And we are looking for partners.
00:28:54We are looking for partners that can help us continue the traditions at Whittendale.
00:28:59I've donated in the past.
00:29:01And, well, I must say that the money wasn't well spent.
00:29:05Yes.
00:29:06I am aware that the past administration wasn't exactly financially responsible.
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00:30:10No!
00:30:11Wait, hey!
00:30:12No!
00:30:13Yes, we are back.
00:30:17No!
00:30:28Boys get rid of the clutter inside?
00:30:30Well, they got rid of one thing.
00:30:32Me.
00:30:33I'm doing the best I can, but that busted pipe caused a lot more damage than I thought.
00:30:44Bottom line, how long to fix it and get the boys back in the dorm?
00:30:50Ten days, minimum.
00:30:51And that's with a full crew.
00:30:53Johnsy, ten days?
00:30:55That is impossible.
00:30:57There's gotta be something that you could do to just speed this whole thing up.
00:31:00Come on, anything.
00:31:02There is one way I can think of.
00:31:04I'll take it.
00:31:05We get one of the physics professors to invent a time machine.
00:31:09So we can go back 20 years and fix the deferred maintenance.
00:31:13That is not funny.
00:31:15Tony liked it.
00:31:16I'm sorry. Ten days.
00:31:18That's the best that I can offer.
00:31:20You know, you could offer me the parking placard, you promise?
00:31:23You know, with a school this old, I got much bigger problems to worry about.
00:31:26Johnsy, what's up, man?
00:31:28Of course. Just besties.
00:31:30Hey, heard I find you here.
00:31:33Just looking at the water damage.
00:31:35They found dry rot.
00:31:36Oh.
00:31:37So the kids are with me for another ten days.
00:31:39Logan, I am about to lose my mind.
00:31:41I heard they blew a fuse.
00:31:43Oh.
00:31:44That sounds like you did too.
00:31:45I have never seen so many things plugged into a wall in my life.
00:31:50I am surprised they didn't black out the entire grid.
00:31:53Okay, well, just so you know, they're already being punished.
00:31:55Oh.
00:31:56What?
00:31:57More push-ups?
00:31:58So scary.
00:31:59Run in laps, actually.
00:32:00You know what?
00:32:01Management is a lot more than just discipline.
00:32:04You might want to rethink your approach.
00:32:06Well, that approach helped Buckeye State win 40 conference championships.
00:32:10I should know.
00:32:11Dad was a coach there for half.
00:32:13Van Orden.
00:32:16Your dad is Coach V?
00:32:21Yep.
00:32:22Oh.
00:32:23That explains a lot.
00:32:25I'll just say, you know, I'm just...
00:32:27I mean...
00:32:28It's just big shoes to fill in.
00:32:29Yeah, I mean, you could tell me about it.
00:32:31It's not easy being the son of a living legend.
00:32:34Do you know they're actually dedicating a statue to him in a couple weeks?
00:32:37Hmm.
00:32:38Look, I know I might never be a shadow of the coach my dad is, but...
00:32:42Gotta try.
00:32:44Hey.
00:32:45Don't be so hard on yourself.
00:32:47That's my job.
00:32:52See you at home.
00:32:53Yeah, if it's still standing.
00:32:55Good hustle today.
00:32:59Good execution.
00:33:00This is what we do.
00:33:01We just keep building every day.
00:33:02A little bit better.
00:33:03All right?
00:33:04Everybody hit the showers.
00:33:05Let's go.
00:33:06Wolves on three.
00:33:07One, two, three.
00:33:08Wolves!
00:33:09No, no, no, no.
00:33:10Not you five.
00:33:11Come here.
00:33:12Come here.
00:33:13We need to talk.
00:33:25What is going on?
00:33:27As for this morning, the boys wanted to make it up to you.
00:33:31So they have each prepared a specialty from their hometown.
00:33:36But first, I believe this belongs to you.
00:33:42Ah!
00:33:43My earring!
00:33:44Oh, you dug it out!
00:33:46Speaking of pearls, this is Grandma Pearl's Autumn Harvest Pot Pie.
00:33:52She always said the secret is a pinch of nutmeg.
00:33:55Oh!
00:33:56That smells delicious.
00:33:58It's my sister's favorite.
00:33:59Well, thank you so much.
00:34:01Here we go.
00:34:02And up next...
00:34:03And this is my mother's smashed potatoes.
00:34:08I had to call her for directions.
00:34:10I know that it doesn't look pretty right now, but you really gotta try it.
00:34:13It actually looks great to me.
00:34:15And for dessert, Antonio made flan.
00:34:18Mi flan is increÃble.
00:34:19I'm very excited about that.
00:34:21Thank you so much.
00:34:22And a favorite from my hometown, Cincinnati-style chili.
00:34:27Done just the right way.
00:34:28Wait, okay.
00:34:30Chili on top of spaghetti.
00:34:33It's got cinnamon, spices, and you put it on spaghetti.
00:34:36And a whole lot of cheese.
00:34:38If it feels like you have way too much, you barely have enough.
00:34:41Are you joking?
00:34:42Is this a joke?
00:34:43No, no, no, no.
00:34:44This is a legit Cincy tradition.
00:34:46Come on.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:48Okay, okay.
00:34:53That's amazing.
00:34:54Yeah!
00:34:55They're so really good.
00:34:56Look who's a local now.
00:34:58And they did prepare one more thing.
00:35:00An apology.
00:35:01We got a little carried away.
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05See, for some of us, it's our first time away from home.
00:35:11And, um, it hasn't been easy, you know?
00:35:16And basically...
00:35:19We need to step it up.
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:29Um, apology accepted.
00:35:32On one condition.
00:35:33Uh-oh.
00:35:34What's that?
00:35:35You eat with me.
00:35:37Come on!
00:35:38There's so much food!
00:35:39You know where the china is?
00:35:40Go, go!
00:35:41You heard her, boys.
00:35:42Grab your plates.
00:35:43Come on.
00:35:44Good work.
00:35:52More cheese?
00:35:53No, I gotta hand it to you.
00:35:58Real sport about trying the spaghetti and chili.
00:36:02It was actually delicious.
00:36:03Oh?
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:05And, you know, kudos to you for using something other than push-ups to teach them a lesson.
00:36:10Yeah, well, get them to work together in the kitchen is one thing.
00:36:12On the field, not so much.
00:36:15Well, tonight made me really happy.
00:36:18It's been so stressed.
00:36:21You know, this job being present in my college, it was my dream.
00:36:26And I just, um, I just felt like I'm the new kid on the block every single day.
00:36:32Yeah, I get that.
00:36:35My dream was coaching at Buckeye State.
00:36:38And I was perfect for that job.
00:36:40Hmm.
00:36:41And then there was rumblings about nepotism because my dad coached there.
00:36:46Look, I'm no netball baby.
00:36:48I work hard every day to prove myself.
00:36:51You do.
00:36:53I see you do it.
00:36:56Hey, like Marcus Aurelius said, what stands in the way becomes the way.
00:37:00So I just keep, keep pushing forward.
00:37:03You really do love stoic philosophy.
00:37:06Yeah, I hope so.
00:37:07I have a degree in it.
00:37:09I had no idea.
00:37:12So what made you choose philosophy?
00:37:15I don't know.
00:37:16Probably just a little bit of rebellion for a guy who was raised on Ostroturf.
00:37:21You didn't think I was a lunkhead, did you?
00:37:23You said it, I didn't.
00:37:28I just know you're really fun to argue with.
00:37:30Um, thank you.
00:37:32I think.
00:37:36So what about you?
00:37:37What made you become such a self-starter?
00:37:39Able to handle any problem that came your way.
00:37:41You know, I think you can thank my ex for that one.
00:37:43Okay.
00:37:44Yeah.
00:37:45So senior year of college, we made a promise.
00:37:50One of us would work while the other went to grad school and then we would switch.
00:37:54Solid teamwork.
00:37:55Yes.
00:37:56But then as soon as I upheld my end of the bargain, he bailed.
00:38:01No.
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:04So I rolled up my sleeves and put myself through school.
00:38:08Wow.
00:38:09It's really impressive.
00:38:13I guess that's when I realized that, um, I can only depend on myself.
00:38:25Okay, listen, since we are both the new kids, maybe we should start trying to, uh, pull together instead of pulling apart.
00:38:40You got yourself a deal.
00:38:42Alright.
00:38:56Malcolm.
00:38:58Have you been there all night?
00:39:00Ugh.
00:39:01I was asleep studying.
00:39:03Oh, buddy, that's no way to study.
00:39:04Come on, come on.
00:39:05There's breakfast in the dining room.
00:39:06Go, go, go.
00:39:08Okay.
00:39:10Hey.
00:39:11Hey.
00:39:12Where are you heading?
00:39:13Uh, the big donor is flying in and I am picking him up in 15 minutes.
00:39:16Well, I guess meeting went better than you thought, huh?
00:39:18Guess so.
00:39:19Alright, well, good luck landing the whale.
00:39:22Thank you so much.
00:39:23Come on!
00:39:28Hey.
00:39:29Come on!
00:39:30Be better!
00:39:31Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?
00:39:32The Kappa Beta's blocked me in again.
00:39:35Okay, look, um, I'll run and grab my car.
00:39:37It's at my place, like, ten minutes.
00:39:38No, no, no, I don't have time.
00:39:39I would go knock on their door, but they literally never answer.
00:39:44Boys, front and center.
00:39:45The president needs our help.
00:39:46Let's go.
00:39:48What?
00:39:49What?
00:39:50What are you guys gonna do?
00:39:52Get your spot.
00:39:53You're not gonna move the car.
00:39:55Lift up the legs.
00:39:56Ready?
00:39:57Three, two, one.
00:39:58Go!
00:40:01Step!
00:40:02Step!
00:40:03Step!
00:40:04Step!
00:40:05Down!
00:40:06Slowly!
00:40:07Slowly!
00:40:09Slowly!
00:40:11It's a work, boys!
00:40:12Here we go!
00:40:13I can't believe you did that!
00:40:15Berks are being part of a team.
00:40:16Go on, go get them!
00:40:18My friends and I used to study underneath that very tree.
00:40:20And in that building, I learned about supply and demand.
00:40:24Oh.
00:40:25And in that, that is where I had my first kiss for my future wife.
00:40:30Aw.
00:40:31Yep, right there in the Franklin Ballroom.
00:40:32I was in the acapella group and she was in the choir.
00:40:33So, I guess you could say music brought us together.
00:40:34Ah!
00:40:35So you're a fan of the arts?
00:40:36Oh, absolutely.
00:40:37Of course, my true love is football.
00:40:38You know, the tailgate parties and then the game and the victory bonfires.
00:40:40Yes, yes, yes.
00:40:41And those traditions are still very much alive here.
00:40:43But every era has its challenges and the arts program could really use the support right now.
00:40:50A bailout of the arts program wouldn't change the calculus, would it?
00:40:53I hear that.
00:40:54I do.
00:40:55I'm not.
00:40:56I'm not.
00:40:57I'm not.
00:40:58I'm not.
00:40:59I'm not.
00:41:00I'm not.
00:41:01I'm not.
00:41:02I'm not.
00:41:03I'm not.
00:41:04I'm not.
00:41:05I'm not.
00:41:06I'm not.
00:41:07I'm not.
00:41:08I'm not.
00:41:09I'm not.
00:41:10I'm not.
00:41:11I hear that.
00:41:12I do.
00:41:13I'm not opposed to helping the college.
00:41:15But if I do, and that's still a big if, I'd like my contribution to be lasting.
00:41:21Well, you know, Founder's Day.
00:41:23It's next weekend.
00:41:24So are you stopping by?
00:41:26You know?
00:41:27Do you still do the, uh, what was it?
00:41:28The Founder's Day Formal?
00:41:30Um, no.
00:41:33They haven't done it in a while.
00:41:36But with my tenure here, I am bringing it back.
00:41:40Well, I'm headed to a conference in Aspen this weekend.
00:41:44I'll see some other Whittendale alums while I'm there,
00:41:46and they will be tickled to know
00:41:48that you've brought back the formal.
00:41:50What if we drop by next weekend, you know, on the way back,
00:41:54see if we can creak the boards
00:41:56of the old dance floor for old times' sake?
00:41:58Yeah.
00:41:59And then you, in the meantime,
00:42:01can come up with a proposal
00:42:03now that you know my concerns.
00:42:05Perfect.
00:42:07Okay, guys, let's run it again.
00:42:10Wolf!
00:42:11Four to two!
00:42:12Hot!
00:42:16Oh, boy.
00:42:17Sorry, Coach Olsen.
00:42:19Second team, let's see if you can get it right.
00:42:25Everything okay?
00:42:26Oh, more like chaos.
00:42:28We lost our first two games.
00:42:30I got a bunch of kids who are struggling with their classes,
00:42:32just not reaching them.
00:42:34Well, maybe it's because you're still operating
00:42:37from your dad's playbook.
00:42:39You might want to toss that thing out
00:42:41and come up with your own.
00:42:42Well, I appreciate the vote of confidence.
00:42:44Yeah.
00:42:45Easier said than done.
00:42:48Whoop!
00:42:49Twins right!
00:42:50826 TPL, let's go!
00:42:52So, uh, how did your big meeting go?
00:42:54Ugh, terrible.
00:42:55Thornsworth is coming back next weekend
00:42:58to hear my idea about how to help the college.
00:43:01How is that terrible?
00:43:02I don't have an idea.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:04And to make matters worse,
00:43:05I kind of sort of agreed to revive the Founder's Day formal.
00:43:11With what time?
00:43:14Look, I know you're used to doing things by yourself,
00:43:16but you're part of a team now.
00:43:18Let us help you.
00:43:19Just think about it.
00:43:23Maybe I will.
00:43:24Oh.
00:43:28Yeah.
00:43:29Well, good luck with this.
00:43:31Thanks.
00:43:40Hey!
00:43:41Hey!
00:43:42You, uh, you meditating or something?
00:43:44I wish.
00:43:45Well, I'm, uh, I'm just heading out for some groceries.
00:43:48You need anything?
00:43:49Yes.
00:43:50Plain oat milk.
00:43:51But you have to look at the cartons carefully
00:43:53because the plain and vanilla,
00:43:55they look exactly the same.
00:43:56And if they don't have plain,
00:43:58then get me soy milk.
00:44:00Maybe, maybe, maybe,
00:44:01maybe you should just come with me.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:07What's with all the food?
00:44:08Athletes eat a lot.
00:44:09Yeah, no kidding.
00:44:10It's enough food to feed an army.
00:44:13Well, if they're an army,
00:44:14I am losing the war.
00:44:16I got a huge game in Dayton this week.
00:44:19Boys are going a million different directions.
00:44:20They're just distracted.
00:44:22Oh.
00:44:24I have a few ideas.
00:44:26Why?
00:44:27Well, you do, do you?
00:44:28Well, when you live with people,
00:44:29you notice things like Teddy keeps disappearing
00:44:32to his room to watch movies alone.
00:44:34I'm telling you, I think he's homesick.
00:44:37It's college.
00:44:38Kids get homesick.
00:44:39Well, and I don't know if you've noticed,
00:44:40but Malcolm keeps pulling these all-nighters studying.
00:44:45Does he seem kind of tired lately?
00:44:47I think he needs better study habits.
00:44:48And then Nick.
00:44:50Well, I think he's having girl problems.
00:44:53Mr. Confident?
00:44:54Come on.
00:44:55I overheard him the other night talking to himself.
00:44:57It was like he was rehearsing,
00:44:59trying to ask a girl out.
00:45:02Yeah, he has seemed kind of distracted.
00:45:04Mm-hmm.
00:45:06Yeah, but, I mean, look, my guys are tough.
00:45:09I've seen Teddy bench over 300 pounds.
00:45:12Malcolm does triathlons.
00:45:13But that's being physically tough.
00:45:15I mean, they're still young guys,
00:45:17and they need guidance and support,
00:45:19so just talk to them.
00:45:21You might be surprised what you find out.
00:45:23Yeah?
00:45:25Brand flakes.
00:45:26Brand flakes.
00:45:29Put that back.
00:45:35Franklin Ballroom, in all its glory.
00:45:38Oof.
00:45:39How long has it been like this?
00:45:40Years.
00:45:41No one uses this space anymore except for storage.
00:45:43Oh.
00:45:44Huh.
00:45:46Well, I mean, if you look past the junk and cobwebs,
00:45:50it actually has really beautiful woodwork.
00:45:53So, what a sudden interest?
00:45:55Well, I am hosting a donor
00:45:57and reviving the Founders Day formal,
00:45:59so I need this space to be presentable.
00:46:03By next weekend?
00:46:04You got it.
00:46:05Cassidy!
00:46:06Oh, Chauncey!
00:46:07My staff has been playing whack-a-mole fixing stuff
00:46:09all over campus, including that flooded dorm.
00:46:12I know, because you still haven't got me my parking pocket.
00:46:15I mean, the football team had to literally pick up a car
00:46:18and move it so I could get out.
00:46:22I would have liked to see that one.
00:46:25You know what?
00:46:26You don't have to worry about it,
00:46:27because I know exactly who I'm going to ask for help.
00:46:35Are you following me?
00:46:36Because it feels like you're not following me.
00:46:38Always remember that, right?
00:46:39Look at this.
00:46:40It's perfect.
00:46:41I think I found the perfect place for the formal.
00:46:43Farnsworth is going to love it.
00:46:47What's going on?
00:46:48Nick has a crush on a girl in his class.
00:46:50Great.
00:46:51Now everybody knows.
00:46:52Oh, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.
00:46:54I mean, we all need help every once in a while.
00:46:58But, um, what is that?
00:47:01That is my game plan for success.
00:47:03See, Janine, she works at the library,
00:47:05so Nick is going to casually stroll over after class, huh?
00:47:09A little wink, a little smile,
00:47:10and then offer to move something heavy for her.
00:47:12Look at him. Look at those guns.
00:47:14Okay, Nick, have you tried just talking to Janine?
00:47:19Human to human.
00:47:20He will after he dazzles her with his full-on charm offensive.
00:47:23No dazzling necessary. You just need to be yourself.
00:47:26Okay, so that's the thing.
00:47:27Every time I try to talk to Janine, I just get all tongue-tied.
00:47:31What about a note? A poem? A poem?
00:47:33No, no, no poetry. We actually covered that.
00:47:36He is not Lord Byron.
00:47:38Oh, you could ask her for help on your homework.
00:47:40Women love vulnerability.
00:47:42Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:43Asking for help is a one-way ticket to the friend zone.
00:47:46That is no strategy.
00:47:47Okay, but, Logan, people are more than just X's and O's on a chart.
00:47:50Yes, but you need to be bold.
00:47:52You need to be like a wolf, not a little laptop.
00:47:54Oh, no, no. Time out. Time out.
00:47:56Time out. You're backseat coaching.
00:47:58I am trying to help because I think I might have a few more ideas about what women like.
00:48:03Oh, I do okay for myself. Thank you.
00:48:05Define okay.
00:48:06Okay as in very good. How's that?
00:48:08Oh, what is very good?
00:48:09Very good.
00:48:10Please say more about that.
00:48:11Okay, and listen, anyway, this is not about me. This is about Nick.
00:48:18Look what you did there.
00:48:19Look what you did.
00:48:20Look, I know how much you love these boys and you care about them,
00:48:23but you spend so much time going over the game tape and studying the opponent.
00:48:29I think it's time that you look deeper into your own team.
00:48:37But it's a very good drawing.
00:48:40So Coach and I talked and we want to switch things up a bit. We are a team after all.
00:48:54And a team is bigger than the sum of its parts. So we're going to start working together to bring the best out of each other.
00:48:59Mm-hmm.
00:49:00And in that spirit.
00:49:01We are going to have sit down, dinner, family style every night. No more grab and go from the fridge.
00:49:09Wait.
00:49:10Hang on, she's not done.
00:49:12And we are going to institute nightly study hall in the dining room. No more cramming, I know. And we are going to help each other.
00:49:20Malcolm.
00:49:21Okay, hang on. We're also going to start bringing in some fun. Starting with a movie night in the backyard with barbecue. And you can invite your friends.
00:49:29After all, this is your home. It should feel like it. So... Break! No.
00:49:40One, two, three. Break!
00:49:41Okay. All right. Thank you.
00:49:43Hey, hey, Teddy. Wait for a second.
00:49:45What's up, Coach? You're a bit of a cinephile, right?
00:49:48Yeah. Movie nights were a big deal in my family.
00:49:51So what if we put you in charge of movie night?
00:49:53You know, you pick the film, share it with your Wittendale family.
00:49:56Really? Yeah. Okay.
00:50:00All right. Go on, buddy.
00:50:02I got an idea. Yeah.
00:50:04Thanks, Coach.
00:50:05You bet.
00:50:09Don't gloat.
00:50:10Let's go.
00:50:25Hello.
00:50:29Oh, boy.
00:50:30What's going on?
00:50:38Hey.
00:50:39Hi.
00:50:40You want next?
00:50:41No, I'm good.
00:50:42Antonio, come on.
00:50:43We got a rematch.
00:50:50Hello.
00:50:51What?
00:50:52Hi.
00:50:54President Miller, is she here?
00:50:56In her office.
00:50:58In her office.
00:50:59Okay.
00:51:00Barnsworth's office confirmed.
00:51:01He's going to be here Friday.
00:51:02And he's bringing friends.
00:51:03You didn't have to come all this way to tell me that.
00:51:05You could have called.
00:51:06Are you kidding?
00:51:07The entire campus is buzzing to get a peek inside the Bro Chateau.
00:51:11Excuse me?
00:51:12It's all trending.
00:51:13I mean, they have a hashtag going.
00:51:16Anyway, um, how's the proposal going?
00:51:19Well, I have tried moving my body.
00:51:23I have tried not moving my body.
00:51:25I have tried meditation.
00:51:27I have tried screen therapy.
00:51:30Do you have any idea how many times I have scraped this zen garden?
00:51:40The answer is a lot.
00:51:42And the only thing that I have come up with is a new theater space.
00:51:45Oh.
00:51:46But, but, but, but, but, nope.
00:51:48When I crunched the numbers, the ticket sales couldn't possibly bring in the ongoing revenue
00:51:52that we need.
00:51:55I know you're going to figure it out.
00:51:57Well, that makes one of us.
00:51:59I don't know why this is so hard.
00:52:01Look, here.
00:52:02Mitosis is when a cell splits into two identical parts.
00:52:06Okay.
00:52:07Look at this.
00:52:08Yeah, yeah.
00:52:09Okay, think of it this way.
00:52:10Twins right.
00:52:11You got two receivers running down the field on the same side.
00:52:15Okay, yeah, like when they're mirroring each other.
00:52:18Exactly.
00:52:19But meiosis, after the snap, the play gets a little unpredictable.
00:52:23Like when you guys can't get open out to scramble for a touchdown.
00:52:26Okay.
00:52:27It's like genetically, who knows which way things will go.
00:52:31Nature's got game, right?
00:52:33Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:52:34Okay, yeah.
00:52:35Uh, Nick, why don't you grab the door?
00:52:39Hi.
00:52:40Hi.
00:52:41You're Nick, right?
00:52:42You're in my English class.
00:52:43Yeah, I know.
00:52:44Uh, well, President Miller ordered these books from the library.
00:52:59Janine?
00:53:00Hi.
00:53:01Thank you so much for bringing those by.
00:53:04You know, we're doing a movie night tonight.
00:53:07Nick, do you want to ask Janine if she wants to join us?
00:53:11Um, sure.
00:53:13Yeah.
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:15Yeah, come in.
00:53:16Uh, Logan, let's go run that errand.
00:53:18Hey, what errand?
00:53:20Ah, snacks for the movie.
00:53:23Yes.
00:53:24We have to run some errands, excuse us.
00:53:27And return these books.
00:53:29Oh, you are good.
00:53:32That was well played back there.
00:53:35Nick just needed a little push.
00:53:38How's things going with you?
00:53:39How's the, uh, plan for the big donor?
00:53:42Oh, well, I am supposed to wow them with my presentation.
00:53:47And so far, I got nothing.
00:53:49You know, my dad always used to say,
00:53:51the best plays are born off the field.
00:53:56Off the field.
00:53:58Wait a minute.
00:54:00What?
00:54:04The field.
00:54:06Farnsworth.
00:54:07He wants a legacy, right?
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:09He loves the arts.
00:54:10But you know what he loves more?
00:54:11Football.
00:54:12I have been thinking too small.
00:54:14What if I pitch Farnsworth on a new football stadium?
00:54:19Oh, look, as much as I would love an upgrade,
00:54:23how exactly is that going to help the arts program?
00:54:25Because we make it broadcast compatible.
00:54:28Right?
00:54:29Mm-hmm.
00:54:30We sell broadcasting rights and naming rights and ticket sales.
00:54:33It's an ongoing revenue source for the college, including the arts.
00:54:37It doesn't matter how nice the stadium is if I can't turn this program around.
00:54:40But you will.
00:54:42I am not worried about that.
00:54:44I believe in you, and so do those young men.
00:54:46Okay?
00:54:47We just need to come up with a vision for the football stadium.
00:54:52Just something that will blow his mind.
00:54:54Did you just say, we?
00:54:56I...
00:54:57Just because it sounded like you were...
00:54:58It sounded like you were asking for my help.
00:55:00I just wanted to be clear.
00:55:02I would love your help.
00:55:09Please.
00:55:10Strategy is my specialty, I guess.
00:55:12I know.
00:55:13You know, so...
00:55:15Oh, I'm so in.
00:55:16Yeah?
00:55:17Yeah.
00:55:18You're in?
00:55:19Yeah.
00:55:20Oh, come on. We have so much to do.
00:55:22Wow.
00:55:23Now that is a classic, my friends.
00:55:25What do we think? First movie night.
00:55:26That was great.
00:55:27Hey, hey, yo.
00:55:28What do you suppose is going on in there?
00:55:30What do you mean?
00:55:32Hey, those two have chemistry.
00:55:34And I'm not talking science.
00:55:36Wait.
00:55:37Wait, hold on.
00:55:38You think Coach and Prez like each other?
00:55:39Yeah.
00:55:40All they do is argue.
00:55:41What are you talking about?
00:55:42Exactly.
00:55:43Okay, guys.
00:55:44Guys.
00:55:45They've been pretty great to us.
00:55:47Okay?
00:55:48Maybe it's time we return the favor.
00:55:51Yeah?
00:55:52What'd you have in mind?
00:55:53All right.
00:55:54Have a look.
00:55:55So here's what we're gonna do.
00:55:57Knock, knock.
00:56:04Sorry to interrupt your whole zen thing.
00:56:08It's okay.
00:56:09I'm just doing some yoga.
00:56:11Doesn't look like yoga.
00:56:12Either way, I'm practicing being present.
00:56:15We thought you might like to be present with us on our morning run.
00:56:18Mm-hmm.
00:56:19Thank you for asking, but I will take a rain check.
00:56:24Come on.
00:56:25It's such a nice fall morning.
00:56:26And the crisp air clears your mind.
00:56:28But just para over time.
00:56:46No!
00:56:49Oh!
00:56:50Ah!
00:56:52Okay.
00:56:54What's that?
00:57:01President Miller?
00:57:08Nice soft fingers, boys.
00:57:11Very good, Malcolm.
00:57:13Sorry, what is this?
00:57:16Behold the power of the arts.
00:57:20I called in a favor for some of our talent from the dance program.
00:57:24Music helps me focus, and so I thought it would also help the boys.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:28Okay?
00:57:29Hey, listen, I just got off the phone with my buddy in Columbus.
00:57:31He's going to speed build us a model of stadium.
00:57:33He's going to run me through all the details for the pitch.
00:57:35It's going to be great.
00:57:36Yeah, Farnsworth's going to love it.
00:57:38Yes.
00:57:39Could you spare your boys just for a few hours?
00:57:43I could really use their help.
00:57:45I mean, kind of busy, I think.
00:57:50Hold me up, bro.
00:57:51Hey, despacito, despacito.
00:57:54You got to keep up.
00:57:55Time to lay the wood, baby.
00:57:57What?
00:57:57All right, one more, one more, one more.
00:58:02Hey, Janine, I'm wide open.
00:58:05Thanks, man.
00:58:06Go on.
00:58:08Oh, good throw.
00:58:11Oh, gosh.
00:58:13Let me help you.
00:58:14I got it.
00:58:14Good job, too.
00:58:15I got it.
00:58:15Thanks, friends.
00:58:16Hey, Nick, you got those windows next, huh?
00:58:20Make a sparkle.
00:58:21Guys, I need all this cleared out.
00:58:23This is my dance floor.
00:58:24And I need all of those tables all the way down there.
00:58:28Rock is ticking, guys.
00:58:30Come on, let's go.
00:58:30Hustle, hustle, hustle.
00:58:37Yuck.
00:58:38Oh, no.
00:58:39Hey, hey.
00:58:40Can't wait for tomorrow's game.
00:58:41Oh, no.
00:58:48Oh, um, Teddy, I think your guests are here.
00:58:53Do you mind grabbing the door?
00:58:55Wait, I didn't invite anyone.
00:59:00Hey, Teddy!
00:59:03Oh, I made you cookies.
00:59:08They're burnt on the bottom just like you like them.
00:59:10No, wait.
00:59:12What are you guys doing here?
00:59:14I mean, what?
00:59:15I took care of it.
00:59:16Yes, so come on in, everybody.
00:59:18They couldn't miss your big game.
00:59:20Come on in.
00:59:20Seriously?
00:59:20I got tons of food.
00:59:21Yeah, no, I'm looking to meet the guys.
00:59:23Come on.
00:59:24Thanks so much.
00:59:24Of course, of course.
00:59:40Last play of the game, and the Wolves will need a miracle to win.
00:59:46Say hi.
00:59:47For a victory.
01:00:19Want any pizza?
01:00:21No, I'm okay.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:23Check out Romeo.
01:00:26They're so cute.
01:00:28Are you sure you're okay with all these people here in your house?
01:00:31I mean...
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:33Yeah?
01:00:34Yeah.
01:00:34You just don't really...
01:00:36You don't really strike me as a house party type.
01:00:40It's the pantsuits, isn't it?
01:00:42It's not helping.
01:00:43What's the point of having a big old house if you can't fill it with buff?
01:00:51Yeah.
01:00:52Yeah.
01:00:56I think I should do, like, a toast for the boys, for the team or something, but I don't...
01:01:01How do I gather everybody?
01:01:02I don't want to...
01:01:03Never get used to that.
01:01:10Hey, everyone, I want to make a toast.
01:01:14To the Whittendale Wolves and their first victory of the season and many, many more.
01:01:22Many, many more.
01:01:25Whittendale forever!
01:01:27Whittendale forever!
01:01:28Whittendale forever!
01:01:32Oh, Whittendale, we love you.
01:01:34You're great and strong and bold.
01:01:36Your purple shows your loyalty, your heart of solid gold.
01:01:38To the hills of Ohio, to the Golden Plains, our mighty woes will conquer all.
01:01:43I'll sing you this refrain.
01:01:44Oh, Whittendale forever!
01:01:45Oh, Whittendale forever!
01:01:46We'll fight until the end!
01:01:47One heart, one soul, one team!
01:01:48Oh, Whittendale!
01:01:49We'll win again!
01:01:50Oh, Whittendale forever!
01:01:51We'll fight until the end!
01:01:52One heart, one soul, one team!
01:01:53Oh, Whittendale!
01:01:54We'll win again!
01:01:55One heart, one soul, one team!
01:01:56Oh, Whittendale!
01:01:57We'll win again!
01:02:03W-H!
01:02:04I-T-T!
01:02:05E-S-T!
01:02:06A-L-E!
01:02:07Whittendale!
01:02:08Whittendale!
01:02:09Whittendale forever!
01:02:16Hey, Cass.
01:02:17Yeah?
01:02:18My architect buddy sent me some photos of the model.
01:02:20Check it out.
01:02:21It's perfect!
01:02:22So it's gonna be ready Saturday morning.
01:02:24I have to head up to Buckeye State.
01:02:25Anyway, I'll just grab it on the way back.
01:02:27Oh, yeah, your dad's statue dedication.
01:02:29Yeah, yeah, I just need to make an appearance.
01:02:30I mean, my dad's going to be swamped by alumni,
01:02:32so he won't even know I left.
01:02:33Okay, but you are going to be back by 2 o'clock for Farnsworth, right?
01:02:37I will be here, I promise, okay?
01:02:39Wear things at your end.
01:02:40Um, can I just walk you through the plan?
01:02:42Yeah.
01:02:43Uh, can Antonio, do you mind bringing it over?
01:02:46Yeah.
01:02:49Okay, so, Friday, we are going to wow them
01:02:52with the best Founder's Day formal they have ever attended,
01:02:56and then Saturday, I'm going to open the presentation
01:02:59with my vision for the future of the college.
01:03:02That's when I hand it off to you.
01:03:04You will give the details of the stadium
01:03:05and the impact on campus athletics.
01:03:07Yes, I will bring the fire.
01:03:08You will bring the fire.
01:03:09All right.
01:03:10Yes, okay, and now I just need to, um,
01:03:12double-check the menu, catering, hotel reservations.
01:03:16Look at me, look at me.
01:03:18There is a time when you throw the football
01:03:19and it is out of your hands.
01:03:21You understand me?
01:03:22So relax.
01:03:24The team is going to take care of this.
01:03:25Hey, what are you two still doing here?
01:03:28You're going to be late for the pop-up concerto
01:03:30in the ballroom.
01:03:30Pop-up what?
01:03:31I didn't know there was a concert.
01:03:32That's why it's called a pop-up.
01:03:34They appear out of nowhere.
01:03:36They liked how much we cleaned up the place,
01:03:38so they set it up.
01:03:39Okay.
01:03:40Yeah, I'm in.
01:03:41Let's do it.
01:03:41Family adventure, let's go.
01:03:43Oh, we can't.
01:03:44Um, we have a players-only meeting tonight.
01:03:47Yeah, right.
01:03:48But you two should totally go.
01:03:50Hey, how come I didn't know about any meeting?
01:03:51Because it's players-only, coach.
01:03:55Y'all better go before you miss it.
01:03:56We'll catch up with you after, though.
01:03:57Hasta luego.
01:03:58Come on.
01:03:59All right.
01:04:00Let's.
01:04:01All right.
01:04:01Have a great meeting.
01:04:02Sayonara.
01:04:04All right.
01:04:05Let's go.
01:04:07All right, so.
01:04:08Let's go to the first ones here.
01:04:10So, I talked to Chauncey today.
01:04:14Dorm will be done day after tomorrow.
01:04:17I know.
01:04:18You know, it's funny.
01:04:19When they first moved in,
01:04:20I was literally counting down the dates,
01:04:23marking them off the calendar.
01:04:24Yeah.
01:04:25And now?
01:04:29It's not going to be the same without them.
01:04:31I know.
01:04:32What?
01:04:33Oh, you called them barbarians.
01:04:37Well, it turns out they're pretty great.
01:04:39Mm-hmm.
01:04:41Chief barbarian included.
01:04:45Well, this is fun and festive.
01:04:48Wow, look at that.
01:04:50Wow.
01:04:51Music program is really going all out tonight.
01:04:59I didn't realize they just played spontaneously like that.
01:05:05Something tells me that we're the ones getting played.
01:05:09Yeah.
01:05:09Yeah.
01:05:11Well.
01:05:13I mean, as long as we're here.
01:05:19I want to thank you.
01:05:32For what?
01:05:35Well, for, uh,
01:05:37forcing this situation on me.
01:05:40But seriously,
01:05:47it has reminded me of what I've been missing.
01:05:53Connection.
01:05:54Joy.
01:05:57These last few weeks have been a surprise,
01:06:00but in the best way.
01:06:02Well, sometimes, uh,
01:06:06when you come from where you least expect it.
01:06:09Hmm.
01:06:11I cannot agree more.
01:06:12Definitely fresh and strawberry.
01:06:37I got fresh ones, too.
01:06:39Protein.
01:06:40It's over there.
01:06:40The good protein.
01:06:41Yes.
01:06:41They're pros.
01:06:43Oh, oh, pros.
01:06:44Oh, pros, pros.
01:06:46Can I have a bowl?
01:06:47Oh, yes.
01:06:49What?
01:06:50What?
01:06:51Come on, pros.
01:06:52Pros.
01:06:52Come on.
01:06:53Come on.
01:06:54That's good.
01:06:55Come on, baby.
01:06:56Okay?
01:06:58Whoa!
01:07:01All the way, guys.
01:07:02All the way.
01:07:03All the way.
01:07:04One, two, three.
01:07:08Yeah, dive.
01:07:11Where'd they go?
01:07:24I guess we're on our own.
01:07:27A conie?
01:07:28Yeah, I had a craving.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:31It's comfort food and I need comfort this week.
01:07:34Okay.
01:07:34Please be careful.
01:07:37Huh.
01:07:37There is something different about you, boss.
01:07:39Oh, I have bigger fish to fry.
01:07:41Yeah, not what I was saying.
01:07:43I mean, you're just so much more relaxed.
01:07:46You're eating a hot dog, not a salad.
01:07:48Maybe something to do with a cute coach or the boys hanging out with you.
01:07:54Come on, tell me.
01:07:57Okay.
01:07:58I need to hear it.
01:07:59Calm down.
01:08:01Look, the boys, I really don't mind them being around anymore.
01:08:06It's kind of nice.
01:08:07And Coach, well, he's kind of like the cheese on this chili dog.
01:08:14The cheese?
01:08:15At first you think it's going to be way too much, but then it kind of grows on you.
01:08:21It looks good on you.
01:08:25Well, how do I look?
01:08:27Almost as good as I do.
01:08:28Wow, Prez.
01:08:33You look amazing.
01:08:35Just trying to show off the school colors.
01:08:38Mm-hmm.
01:08:38And you, oh, you look so handsome.
01:08:42I just hope I haven't forgotten anything.
01:08:46Don't worry.
01:08:47We got you.
01:08:48Well, then it's showtime.
01:08:52Let's hit it.
01:08:53Let's hit it.
01:08:54Let's go.
01:08:55President Miller, thank you for arranging all of this.
01:09:13So many memories, all of us here together again.
01:09:17And the Franklin Ballroom looks just as I remember.
01:09:22Oh, that's right.
01:09:22You used to sing in an a cappella group back in the day.
01:09:25Yeah.
01:09:25Once upon a time, I was quite a baritone.
01:09:28Well, the choir will be performing tonight.
01:09:31Maybe we can get a solo out of you?
01:09:33Tempting, tempting.
01:09:34But I think we'll leave the spotlight to the younger generation.
01:09:37Ah, speaking of which, I would love to introduce you to our promising new quarterback.
01:09:46Um, Nick, this is Leo Farnsworth.
01:09:48Did you play football when you were here at Wittendale?
01:09:51No, but I never missed a game.
01:09:53And I was in the stands for that famous win over Cordelia College.
01:09:57Wait, that was the Z-reverse pass for the Hail Mary touchdown.
01:10:01That must have been epic.
01:10:03Oh, it was.
01:10:04Well, um, I'm going to go pop and lock it with the guys.
01:10:08Nice meeting you.
01:10:09It was really nice to meet you.
01:10:10Have fun.
01:10:22It is my honor, Mr. Farnsworth, to introduce you to Logan Van Orden, our new football coach.
01:10:29Of course, the Logan Van Orden.
01:10:31High school legend who followed in his father's footsteps.
01:10:35You know, I still remember your state championship.
01:10:37Three unanswered touchdowns while you were trailing by 16 in the fourth.
01:10:43Now you have quite a recall for numbers, sir.
01:10:45Numbers have built my empire.
01:10:47And from what I hear, your numbers are going up as a coach.
01:10:50Well, this little team has a lot of fight in it.
01:10:52Wittendale may be small, but that's what makes it special, all of the support and encouragement.
01:10:57Kids don't need a fancy school.
01:11:00They just need someone to believe in them.
01:11:02But you are making a big difference here, and I want you to know that.
01:11:10Cassidy here has been an incredible help.
01:11:13And she has some great ideas for the future of Wittendale.
01:11:16Great.
01:11:17I can't wait to hear them.
01:11:18And we will tomorrow.
01:11:19But tonight, tonight is strictly for enjoying yourself.
01:11:25Would you guys mind if I stole Cassidy for a bit?
01:11:28Of course.
01:11:29Excuse us.
01:11:30Come.
01:11:31I will introduce you to some of the faculty.
01:11:33But perhaps we might, um, cut a rug first for just a moment, huh?
01:11:40You look stunning, President Miller.
01:11:42Thank you so much.
01:11:44You look very dapper.
01:11:47No, Westfield tonight?
01:11:49Oh, sorry.
01:11:50No, I left it at home.
01:11:54Yeah.
01:11:56Ta-da.
01:11:58Mm-hmm.
01:11:59Mm-hmm.
01:12:13Mm-hmm.
01:12:15Mm-hmm.
01:12:16Mm-hmm.
01:12:16Mm-hmm.
01:12:16Mm-hmm.
01:12:16we'll get started shortly
01:12:19any word no i've called him a dozen times and it keeps going straight to voicemail he was
01:12:26supposed to be back by now i know i'll try him again 10 minutes that's it
01:12:33you've reached coach van orden sorry i missed you but uh leave a message
01:12:40logan where are you are you okay can i get anybody a coffee maybe a sparkling water
01:12:49i think we're ready to move forward
01:12:52the meeting is i don't think that we can wait any longer
01:12:58thank you so much for your patience
01:13:12so sorry i'll explain later come on let's crush it
01:13:27it's too late wait what hang on what what about
01:13:30farnsworth i'm guessing he's about 30 000 feet above
01:13:35altoona right now headed back to new york the proposal
01:13:38he said it showed promise but it lacked details
01:13:42and after the last time he donated to whittendale
01:13:46he couldn't ask his friends to invest and neither could he
01:13:49when you didn't show up
01:13:51the entire thing it fell flat because you you were the details you talked to the architect
01:13:59you were supposed to seal the deal that model that model was a pivotal part of our entire
01:14:05presentation where were you why didn't you answer my calls i had my phone on silent for the ceremony
01:14:10and then on the way out i got stopped by coach wilkin
01:14:14the coach wilkin
01:14:17yeah
01:14:18yeah he said he's watched the last few games been really impressed what i've been doing here
01:14:22he offered me an assistant coaching job there next fall
01:14:26i thought you said the position had been filled
01:14:30i guess they had to change your heart
01:14:32look the whole thing just caught me off guard i
01:14:37wow
01:14:41hey
01:14:44congratulations
01:14:46no i'm happy for you this is this is what you wanted
01:14:50you deserve it
01:14:53oh come on look i'm so embarrassed by the time coach and i stopped talking it was late
01:14:58and then i tried to call you from the car i was in the middle of my presentation
01:15:00it's fine
01:15:04oh hey hey have you got a sec please
01:15:06i feel terrible
01:15:07don't i never should have asked you to help me in the first place
01:15:10this was too important i should have just done it myself
01:15:14but hey
01:15:18at least one of us got what we wanted
01:15:21cas
01:15:22i want you to know i didn't say yes
01:15:25i told him i needed some time i needed to think about it
01:15:28what is there to think about
01:15:30coaching football at buckeye state is your dream
01:15:34i know it is
01:15:35you cannot walk away from that
01:15:36putting your future on hold for someone else
01:15:39it will not end well
01:15:40trust me
01:15:42i have been there
01:15:43please
01:15:45let me try and fix this okay
01:15:46i can reach out to farnsworth
01:15:48i can ask
01:15:48really
01:15:50i'm the one who dropped the ball
01:15:55i got a little date this saturday so
01:16:09i call top bunk
01:16:10what
01:16:12how'd they bring that back in
01:16:13hey
01:16:20hey
01:16:21i'll move back in
01:16:23yeah
01:16:24you never know it was flooded in the first place
01:16:27good to hear it
01:16:28it would be nice to have your place back right
01:16:31yeah
01:16:33and today's last day you'll have to deal with my motherly nagging
01:16:37so
01:16:37everyone wins
01:16:40okay malcolm
01:16:41no more all-nighters
01:16:45okay
01:16:46you have to get your sleep it's really important
01:16:49you got it
01:16:50you can keep my dvd player as long as you want
01:16:58yes ma'am
01:16:58you two
01:17:01my gamers
01:17:02one hour a day
01:17:03tops
01:17:04see
01:17:04of course press
01:17:05okay
01:17:06if you need any advice
01:17:09with the genuine situation
01:17:10call me okay
01:17:12thanks
01:17:16thank you for everything
01:17:18if you guys need anything you know i'm just like
01:17:23right down the road
01:17:24one
01:17:25two
01:17:26three
01:17:26whoo
01:17:38gu Europé
01:17:40go
01:17:42go
01:17:45go
01:17:46go
01:17:46go
01:17:47go
01:17:48go
01:17:49go
01:17:49go
01:17:49go
01:17:50go
01:17:50go
01:17:50go
01:17:51go
01:17:51go
01:17:53go
01:17:53go
01:18:24Let's go, grab some water.
01:18:39Made a thread of the needle, Nick.
01:18:40Thanks.
01:18:41Great. Looking good, boys.
01:18:43You ready for the weekend?
01:18:45The question is, are you?
01:18:46Yeah, Coach. Have you talked to President Miller since your very costly fumble?
01:18:49Hey, I didn't fumble anything.
01:18:50If we messed up as bad as you did, you'd have us running laps out here all day.
01:18:55Yeah.
01:18:55You know that.
01:18:56Yeah.
01:18:56Yeah.
01:18:57Well, if that's the case, I probably owe her a marathon.
01:19:01Okay, well, do you want to talk about the admissions council?
01:19:10What I really want is an update on the Farnsworth situation.
01:19:14I have left so many messages.
01:19:16I've called so many times.
01:19:18His assistant has actually started screening my calls.
01:19:21I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's not a good sign.
01:19:23That's what I was thinking.
01:19:24Oh, it's Teddy.
01:19:31The football team needs me.
01:19:34I gotta go.
01:19:36Okay, go.
01:19:36Okay.
01:19:37I've got this.
01:19:39Where are you taking me?
01:19:41Teddy, this was the locker room.
01:19:42Oh, are you decent?
01:19:43Come on, Prez.
01:19:44They've been waiting all day for this.
01:19:46Oh.
01:19:46What is going on?
01:19:52Tell her, Coach.
01:19:54Seems I have a mutiny on my hands.
01:19:56So Coach usually gives us this rousing speech to fire us up before each game?
01:20:00But the boys, well, they insisted you give the speech today.
01:20:05Oh, you guys, that is so sweet.
01:20:08It really, but trust me, I'm not a rousing speech kind of person.
01:20:15I mean, thought-provoking.
01:20:16Maybe, but not a-
01:20:17Come on, Prez.
01:20:19You got this.
01:20:20You can do it.
01:20:24Okay.
01:20:26Okay.
01:20:27You got it.
01:20:31You sure you're okay with this?
01:20:33You got this.
01:20:36Ugh.
01:20:37Talk about being thrown to the wolves.
01:20:41Well, uh, I've always prided.
01:20:46I pride myself on being a person who could tackle any problem by myself.
01:20:53I guess you could say I was a team of one.
01:20:55But what I didn't realize was I was the one that was missing out.
01:21:00On something bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined.
01:21:11Backing each other up.
01:21:14Sharing in life's ups and downs.
01:21:18And whether you win or lose, you're never alone.
01:21:21Because when you have a team of people behind you, the sky is the limit.
01:21:31There is literally nothing you can't do.
01:21:35We are the window wolves.
01:21:39And why be a lone wolf when you can be a part of a wolf pack?
01:21:45I want you to know that even after Coach Logan leaves, I'll be here.
01:21:57Always in your corner.
01:21:59Your biggest cheerleader.
01:22:01I am already so proud of you.
01:22:04But today, we are going to go out there and we are going to make Whittendale proud.
01:22:12Yeah, bring it in.
01:22:13Hands in.
01:22:14One, two, three.
01:22:16Ow!
01:22:20Yes, it's good.
01:22:21Ow!
01:22:23That was a great psycho speech.
01:22:27Yeah?
01:22:27Great speech.
01:22:28Okay.
01:22:29You did get one thing wrong.
01:22:30Too heavy on the wolf stuff.
01:22:31No.
01:22:33I'm not going anywhere.
01:22:34What?
01:22:35Why?
01:22:38Whittendale forever, right?
01:22:42This right here.
01:22:44This is where I belong.
01:22:49Let's go win this thing.
01:22:50Let's go win this thing!
01:22:57Hi!
01:22:59Good work today, boys.
01:22:59Good work!
01:23:00Yes!
01:23:02So wait, are you sure about this decision of not going to Buckeye State?
01:23:06I have never been more sure of anything in my entire life.
01:23:09Just like Farnsworth said, at a small college, I can have a big impact.
01:23:13That's what really matters.
01:23:14I know, but it's your dream.
01:23:16Yeah, but I mean, sometimes the best game plan is the one you never planned for at all.
01:23:20Uh, actually, I think someone's here to talk to.
01:23:29Mr. Farnsworth, I thought you were in New York.
01:23:32Well, what's the point of having a private jet if you don't use it?
01:23:35Did you just come in for the game?
01:23:37Well, the coach here was very persuasive.
01:23:40Uh, and I had the time to take a look at your proposal and go through it.
01:23:45It's, it's very compelling.
01:23:47But you know, Cassidy, I don't invest in just ideas.
01:23:51I invest in teams.
01:23:54And you two make a great one.
01:23:57Uh, what do you think of the name Farnsworth Field?
01:24:00That's a nice ring, right?
01:24:01Love it.
01:24:02Done.
01:24:02Absolutely love it.
01:24:03Done.
01:24:03Thank you so much.
01:24:05Yes, yes, yes.
01:24:05Uh, my office will be in touch.
01:24:07Uh, do they still have that purple punch?
01:24:10Right over there.
01:24:11Oh.
01:24:11Yes.
01:24:12Yes.
01:24:18Congrats.
01:24:19Save the Arts program.
01:24:21Thank you so much.
01:24:22No, no, no.
01:24:23You, you did all the heavy lifting on this one.
01:24:26You know, now that I, uh, moved out of the guest house,
01:24:30I'm gonna miss having a reason to come see you.
01:24:32You don't need one.
01:24:33The boys and I came up with a plan.
01:24:35Don't tell me they're moving back here.
01:24:37No.
01:24:37Please don't tell me they're moving back here.
01:24:39No.
01:24:41They are gonna do family dinner at my place every Sunday.
01:24:45And I would love it if you could be here.
01:24:49I'll be there.
01:24:52Also, you know, if you're free any other evenings, that would be good too.
01:24:58Well, I just happen to have two tickets to the Cincinnati Symphony.
01:25:02If you'd be willing to go with a barbarian like me.
01:25:16Wait, wait, hang on a sec.
01:25:17Yeah.
01:25:18Is that a yes?
01:25:18That is a yes.
01:25:19That is a yes.
01:25:20The SmackDown.
01:25:20That's a yes.
01:25:21That's a yes.
01:25:22Oh, my God.
01:25:23Oh, my God.
01:25:23Holy crap.
01:25:24Oh, my God.
01:25:32Oh, my....
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