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Twelve Dates 'Til Christmas Episode 1
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00:00It doesn't feel fair to get your heart broken at Christmas, especially when you never saw
00:19it coming. I usually love this time of year. I mean, don't we all? Carts are a little more open. Everything's a little more hopeful. I still remember when my dad moved us here after the divorce. He was so excited to show me London at Christmas. The city's just so magical. And back then,
00:49we both needed some magic. And maybe it was the lights, or the fact it was Christmas, or maybe it was just time, but it changed everything.
01:09My mom may have been traveling the world with her boyfriend of the month, but I had my dad. I made friends, and I created a whole life for myself.
01:18I made these from my mom.
01:20It was fun!
01:22Everything was fine. Life goes on. But earlier this year, my dad retired and broke his hip in a motorcycle accident.
01:31Now he's different. Withdrawn. And I'm the only one here to notice it. Of course, I'm going to take care of him the way that he takes care of me.
01:44And it made it hard for me to keep up with work, which has never happened to me before.
01:50And then, if that wasn't enough, here come my best friends telling me,
01:54Oh, we think you're missing out on life because you haven't been on a date in a while?
01:59Which I thought was insane.
02:01But, you know, then doubt crept in, and I thought,
02:03Do I have no life? Do I have too many walls up?
02:06Do I just not trust love?
02:08So I did this thing, and it totally turned my life upside down.
02:14I actually found someone.
02:20At least I thought I did.
02:24And here I am, on a train, at Christmas, the most romantic, magical time of the year.
02:31And I'm by myself.
02:35And all I can think about is that I had the chance to be with somebody really great.
02:44And I made the wrong choice.
02:48My dear, when I asked where you were headed, I meant which stop?
02:53Oh.
02:54Lexford.
02:56Well, you've arrived.
02:59Merry Christmas.
03:00It is the season.
03:05It is the season.
03:30Left the front door open again, Dad.
03:43You know, it concerns me that you are not concerned about your safety.
03:47You do all the worrying for me.
03:49So, any plans to leave the house today?
03:53Yeah.
03:54I thought I'd have tea with the royal family.
03:56Maybe a polo match afterwards.
03:58Do I detect a bit of sass this early in the morning?
04:02Good for you.
04:05Really?
04:06That's quite brilliant, isn't it?
04:07Yeah, it's great, except for the fact that you're supposed to be moving.
04:10Otherwise, your scar tissue is going to get all stiff and immobile.
04:12I believe that the term that the doctor used was exactly move it or lose it.
04:17And you're supposed to be working on your core.
04:19Everything comes from the core.
04:20Work on your own bloody core.
04:22Look, why don't you take a train into the city today, and you can take one of the old
04:26routes and see the guys, and then I'll meet you for coffee.
04:28Maybe tomorrow.
04:30You're right.
04:30I'll come by later, then.
04:31With curries?
04:33With curries.
04:34Oh, best daughter.
04:35Best dad.
04:36You know, I can feed myself if you have other plans.
04:39Yeah, that just means you'll have Guinness for dinner.
04:43Sounds heavenly.
04:54Another day, another nothing.
04:58Doesn't Lady Snoozeworth have enough plaid waistcoats?
05:00Who'd think?
05:02Nicola wants me to come up with something different for her clients.
05:04Something fresh, but classic.
05:07I like this martial latte with extra salt and caramel.
05:10What are you, the king of caffeine?
05:11I prefer your majesty, but since you're an American, I'm going to let it slide.
05:14I need a triple espresso with an extra shot, and can you pour it directly into my veins?
05:19Tough night.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Getting two children bathed into bed, I wrote closing remarks to my next case and fell asleep
05:24with cabbage leaves in my bra.
05:26Sounds like a wild night.
05:27Yeah, the internet said it would cure my mastitis.
05:33Wake him and die.
05:35Oh, Kate, I found a Christmas present.
05:38Uh, Christmas is like three weeks away.
05:40Yeah, this can't wait.
05:42The 12 days of Christmas.
05:44Ta-da!
05:44This holiday season, let us bring the merry with festive matchmaking that will really jingle
05:50your bells.
05:51Yeah, it's a Christmas-themed dating service.
05:53Brilliant.
05:54I wish I'd thought of it.
05:55I'm going to sign you up.
05:56That's the only way I would ever do that.
05:57Oh, what?
05:58No.
05:59No.
05:59Okay.
06:00Oh, this is going to be good.
06:01But why not?
06:02No.
06:02Just watch the ad.
06:04It's really cute.
06:05There's a little cupid, and it's dressed up like Father Christmas.
06:08Ew.
06:09Do you hear yourself?
06:10This is clearly meant to exploit the fears of people who don't want to be alone at Christmas.
06:15I mean, beware, single people.
06:16Cuffing season is upon us.
06:17Shh.
06:19I think it sounds fun.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Well, then you do it.
06:22Oh, okay.
06:22Yeah, sure.
06:23No, I will.
06:23Except I've got that peach of a husband.
06:25Yeah, who you met when you were, like, 15, so of course you think dating sounds fun.
06:29Okay, fine.
06:30But I'm not wrong.
06:31You need some fun.
06:33You never go out anymore.
06:35I'm out more than she is, and I've got a five-month-old.
06:37And you don't see me judging your choices.
06:39I'm not judging.
06:40I'm just trying to help.
06:41Okay?
06:42And your stress has been on the rise.
06:45I can sense it.
06:46And you've been a saint helping your dad.
06:48And you are the catch of the century.
06:51We talk about it behind your back.
06:53I mean, she does most of the talking, but as annoying as it is, we care.
06:58Okay.
06:59You guys, really?
07:00I'm fine.
07:01Okay, sure.
07:02She's fine.
07:03But what about Joy?
07:04Huh?
07:05But what about adventure and connection?
07:09Okay?
07:09This dating thing could be weird, but it might also be fun.
07:15And you might let some new things into your life.
07:18And so I'm signing you up.
07:20Because you need this.
07:21You need this.
07:22I need this for you.
07:25Let it go.
07:28Twelve men, Kate.
07:30Twelve.
07:30Twelve.
07:31Twelve men.
07:32Twelve men.
07:34Get a life.
07:39This isn't over.
07:40Mine again.
07:42Good service.
07:45Good service.
07:50Five, two men.
07:51Nine, two, three.
07:54Four.
07:55Nine, two, three.
07:56Seven, ten, eight.
07:56One, oh.
07:57Nine, ten, ten, ten.
07:58Nine, ten, ten.
07:59Nine, ten.
08:00Nine, ten, ten.
08:00Why haven't I seen this one before?
08:16Have you?
08:17Last spring. I didn't love it.
08:18But now...
08:20Yeah, still don't love it.
08:23Well, what if we did it from this angle?
08:26Then we could sort of, like, have them going appalling.
08:30What else?
08:31Uh, I have...
08:35Sorry, yeah, it's just...
08:37I've been having kind of a tough time since my dad's accident,
08:40but I'm coming back.
08:41Kate.
08:42This is one of the only female-owned design houses on Savile Row.
08:46There is no trying.
08:48You must do.
08:50Could you just quote Yoda at me?
08:51Who?
08:52Forget it.
08:542021.
08:55Kate Middleton selected the Nicola by Nicola Trouser
08:58to wear to the pricking of the bodkin.
09:00My design and tailoring were the main draw, of course,
09:02but with your pattern...
09:04It was the perfect mix.
09:07And we made history.
09:08Remember?
09:09The single most important moment of my professional career?
09:12Yes, I remember.
09:14Did you know I was going through a divorce
09:15from husband number three at the time?
09:17And a nasty custody battle over our racehorse.
09:20No, I didn't know that.
09:22Exactly.
09:23So get it together, darling.
09:25Art shouldn't have an off switch.
09:37What's this now?
09:39This is your intervention.
09:42Sit down and we'll begin.
09:43A two, Brute.
09:49I'm sorry.
09:49She's scary.
09:54Exhibit A.
09:56Your joggers.
09:57Oof.
09:58They could talk.
09:59What would they say?
10:01Help!
10:02No, I think they would probably object
10:04to this line of questioning.
10:06I'm sorry, is there a new law
10:08against being comfortable?
10:10Exhibit B.
10:13Your Insta.
10:15Nary a new post or story
10:16in over a year.
10:19Well, yeah.
10:20Because I've been out in the real world
10:22living my life.
10:23Give me your phone.
10:24No, no.
10:25No.
10:26Why would I do that?
10:27Because on it would be
10:29Exhibit C.
10:31Her calendar.
10:33Empty.
10:34Okay.
10:34You know what?
10:35I'm going to chalk this all up
10:36to sleep deprivation on your part.
10:38No, this is your best friend talking.
10:40Who loves you very dearly
10:41and is desperate
10:41to give you a wake-up call.
10:44The 12 dates of Christmas.
10:46Huh?
10:5012 opportunities
10:52to get out of your normal life
10:53to do something different.
10:55To let loose
10:56and let good times roll.
10:59Or 12 possible horror stories
11:00you can entertain us with.
11:01I mean, that alone
11:02is a great reason to do it.
11:03See?
11:04This is my point.
11:05It's a joke.
11:06No.
11:07The point is that
11:08you won't even consider it.
11:09You haven't been on a date in years.
11:11It hasn't been that long.
11:12It has most definitely been that long.
11:14Even if it had been that long,
11:15which it hasn't,
11:16I'll date when I'm ready.
11:18Okay?
11:18When it's on my terms.
11:20I've watched you resist
11:22anything stronger than a handshake.
11:24Bunch of first dates
11:25but no follow-up.
11:26You avoid
11:27giving anybody a chance.
11:31Okay, so to sum this all up,
11:33you're saying that
11:33my life is a total disaster
11:35and that dating
11:36is going to fix everything.
11:38No, that's not what we're saying.
11:39I'm not talking to you.
11:40I'm talking to a wig lady.
11:42It's called a peruke, actually.
11:43I used to sit and watch you sketch for hours.
11:46You were totally lost in it
11:47and it was the most
11:48wonderful thing to watch
11:49because I could see
11:50how happy it made you.
11:51And I don't see you do that anymore.
11:57Something's changed.
11:59We just want to see you happy.
12:01We want to see a smile on that face
12:03and some light in those eyes.
12:05We just want to see you
12:06hang out with, you know,
12:07frankly anyone
12:08except, you know,
12:09this old geezer.
12:11Sorry?
12:12Just give it a go.
12:16And besides, you know,
12:19I'll really sign you up,
12:20so...
12:21Okay.
12:22Well, you know what?
12:23I hate to tell you this
12:24but you wasted your money.
12:25And even though I technically
12:27love you guys,
12:28I also sort of hate you
12:30right now
12:30because you're making me feel
12:31like my entire life
12:32is just one big problem.
12:34So with that,
12:35I bid you adieu.
12:36Curry's on the table.
12:37Have a great night.
12:39Kate, wait.
12:43You're too young
12:44to spend every night
12:45with your old man.
12:47Can't live your life.
12:48I could say the same thing
12:51to you.
12:51You've taken care of me
12:52long enough.
12:54I can get my own curry.
12:57Can you?
12:58Maybe it's time for me
12:59to change it up a bit too.
13:05Fine.
13:06Okay.
13:08Getting my dad involved?
13:09Really dirty move.
13:10Well, I know how to win a case.
13:12Anyway, go and get changed
13:14and put your face on
13:14because your first date
13:16starts in 90 minutes.
13:19I'll be there.
13:20I'll be there.
13:20I need new friends.
13:34Holiday greetings.
14:02I'm Drew, the founder
14:06of the Twelve Dates
14:07of Christmas dating program.
14:09And I'm your Christmas Cupid.
14:12Welcome to the first
14:13of 12 magical romantic experiences.
14:16Let me see.
14:17You are Kate Tucker,
14:19textile designer.
14:20Very cool.
14:21American and English.
14:23Amazing.
14:24Loves to read fairy romantic-y.
14:27Whoa.
14:28No, no.
14:28That's not me.
14:29You know, my friend signed...
14:30No judgment here.
14:32Twelve dates were created
14:33to inspire connections
14:35in ways that you might not expect.
14:38Sometimes you'll meet in a group.
14:39Sometimes you'll meet one-on-one.
14:41But all you need to know
14:43is that my matchmaking intuition
14:45is hard at work.
14:47And the Twelve Dates philosophy is
14:49this time of year
14:51is perfect
14:53to open your heart
14:54to romance.
14:56There's a...
14:56There's a...
14:57Absolutely.
14:59You'll see.
15:09I'm great, I guess.
15:10Yes.
15:10I'm good for you.
15:11Yeah, yeah.
15:15Nervous?
15:16Is it just me
15:17or does this whole thing feel
15:18kind of like an Agatha Christie novel?
15:19Like, they lure us here
15:21for romance
15:21and one of us
15:22is going to end up
15:23dead on the library floor.
15:24My love life
15:25has been a murder mystery
15:25for years.
15:28Your carriage awaits.
15:29No, no, no, no, no.
15:57Magical.
16:05And your date is on the way.
16:09Won't be long.
16:15Okay, this is pretty cute.
16:27I love you.
16:49Crunchy.
16:57Knock, knock.
17:03I'm afraid I've not got the best news.
17:07I can't believe there was a no-show,
17:09and I never expected that to happen.
17:11Honestly, it's fine, because I didn't even want to do this.
17:14I was literally forced into this, so it's funny, you know?
17:17And now it's good, because I can report back
17:19that I was a spectacular failure.
17:23Don't let it deter you.
17:25The 12 days will make it up to you.
17:27I promise.
17:29This is not for me.
17:31I am not a dinner-for-two,
17:33romance kind of a person.
17:35I just, I don't need it.
17:36I don't want it.
17:37But I appreciate the breadsticks.
17:39Hup-hup, driver.
17:41I don't want to get the breadsticks.
17:43I don't want it.
17:45I don't want it.
17:47I don't want it.
17:49I don't want it.
17:50I don't want it.
17:51I don't want it.
17:52I don't want it.
17:53I don't want it.
17:54Look, I need to garnish.
17:57Oi!
17:58Give me all your pasties and nobody gets hurt!
18:00She survived.
18:01How was it?
18:02Well, it's not great.
18:03Here's a no-show.
18:04No.
18:05Yeah, Laura's apoplectic.
18:06Laura's apoplectic.
18:07I'm sure she'll have a full refund by the morning.
18:09That's a shame.
18:10I was hoping for hilarity.
18:11It was just sad.
18:13Yeah.
18:13Well, at least it's proof that the answer to all of life's questions is not in a dating
18:18surface.
18:19I wouldn't say that.
18:20Why?
18:21We never really date.
18:22And when you do, you always find a flaw.
18:24It's funny because I seem to remember choosing you for a brief moment in time.
18:28One kiss in uni doesn't count.
18:30Whatever.
18:31You know, dating is just so messy.
18:33When the right person comes into my life, I'm going to know.
18:36Sorry, sorry, sorry.
18:38Trained delay was murder.
18:43Kate, you look lovely all dressed up.
18:46Thanks.
18:46Want to join us?
18:47That's okay.
18:48I'm just going to go see my dad.
18:50I'm sure the next one will go great.
18:51If he shows up.
18:52If he shows up.
18:57What are you shaking?
19:04Date two tonight?
19:06I'm busy.
19:08Oh, we both know that's not true.
19:10Why are you making me do this?
19:11Because I have been with the same man my entire life.
19:17And I need you to go out and have a wonderful, highly spicy time.
19:22And come back and tell me all the details.
19:25Spicy bit.
19:26Oh.
19:29Where's your coffee?
19:31Get your coffee here.
19:39Sign of stars.
19:40Sign of codes.
19:41Two four.
19:42Fifteen one.
19:43Fifteen one.
19:43Do you want to take my coffee here?
19:44You want to take my coffee?
19:44You're not going to take my coffee.
19:45What are they going to take my coffee for you?
19:46I want to take my coffee.
19:47You want to take my coffee.
19:47Let's go take my coffee.
19:47Fマen, do you want to take my coffee?
19:48ILLI rie air.
19:48Oh, hi, Mom.
19:55Goodness, you look tired.
19:57Thanks for that.
19:58You, of course, look radiant, as always.
20:01You are.
20:02The sulta and the grenadines does wonders for the body, among other things.
20:08I don't even want to know what that means.
20:10I would like you to come here for the holidays.
20:14What?
20:14Well, you're always with your dad for Christmas.
20:17It's so gloomy there.
20:19We could spend Christmas Day on the beach in a bikini.
20:23Or, uh, tankini.
20:25No.
20:25Whatever it is you want.
20:26Mom, dad is having a really rough time, so I have to be here.
20:30And actually, I don't even think that I can be with you for New Year's this year either, so sorry.
20:35But, Nugget, New Year's is our thing.
20:38We always meet for New Year's.
20:39Yeah, I know, but I have to be here.
20:43Anyway, look at the time.
20:45I have to go get ready for a date, so.
20:47What? A date?
20:48Bye-bye. Gotta go. Bye.
20:49No.
20:50Okay.
20:50The mittens have landed.
21:02And that's my cue.
21:05Glad you're coming around again.
21:07Don't get mushy on me.
21:09Evelyn.
21:10I haven't seen you around here lately.
21:12I've, um, been busy.
21:14Well, retirement will do that.
21:17I took up 20 hobbies in my first year.
21:21Such as the book club that knits.
21:23What about you?
21:27Bird houses.
21:28Oh.
21:29I can't stop making them.
21:30I've got about 40 in my shed.
21:31How's the hip?
21:36In this village, nothing goes unnoticed.
21:41It's fine.
21:43My Latin aerobics class will loosen those hips quite a bit.
21:48What's Latin aerobics?
21:49Stop by tomorrow.
21:52Think you like it?
21:52It'll be fun.
21:56Well, thanks.
21:56Well, I'm about to knit.
22:06Like Cinderella, the shoe fits perfectly.
22:09Drew, remind me which part of Cinderella involved her breaking both her ankles?
22:13Don't worry.
22:14You will have someone to hang on to.
22:17Meet Oliver.
22:19She's pretty far away.
22:25You both skate towards each other, meet in the middle, and form a connection.
22:30It'll be epic.
22:32Oh.
22:37It'll be something.
22:38Hi.
22:52Hi.
22:52Hi.
22:55Is this the night you had in mind?
22:59You know, I was actually picturing comfortable seating and strong drinks.
23:04Okay.
23:04Well, I haven't done this in a long time.
23:10Date?
23:11Skate, but date applies too.
23:15So, why are you?
23:17I mean, I'm just so curious about the type of person who would actually sign up for this.
23:21I could say the same to you.
23:23Oh, no, no.
23:23I am here against my will.
23:25Okay?
23:25I was forced into this.
23:26It was an ambush.
23:27And I will have my revenge.
23:28You know, my friends think I don't get out enough or whatever.
23:33It's just harder than I remember.
23:36Dating?
23:37Skating.
23:39Sorry, can I answer my question?
23:41Why am I doing 12 dates?
23:44I'm just going to say it.
23:45Loneliness.
23:47That's a bold admission.
23:48Good for you.
23:49Yeah, this time last year I was in a relationship and I thought this might help me move on.
23:53Or at least not feel alone at Christmas.
23:57Is it working?
23:58I think so.
24:01I think that's for us.
24:03I hope so.
24:06It wasn't too bad.
24:09That's enough.
24:12There it was, just wedged right between the seats.
24:17Completely.
24:18Couldn't stand up.
24:18Had to get not one but two ushers.
24:20They yanked me out.
24:21Oh, no.
24:22Yeah, and I guess that's why they say don't do bottomless mimosas before you go see Wicked.
24:28So, um, what's the story with your last relationship?
24:34Oh, um, she ended things.
24:37What did you do?
24:38It was more about what I didn't do.
24:40Everything about our relationship was, uh, outside my comfort zone, which I thought I didn't like.
24:46Turns out it's the best.
24:46I only realized too late.
24:48Hey, you live and you learn, right?
24:51Gosh.
24:52What am I doing?
24:53On a date, whinging about my ex?
24:55It's fine.
24:56Get your feelings, my guy.
24:57I'm here for you.
24:58Are you friendzoning me?
25:01I'm just trying to be a good listener.
25:03Pretty much everything about this experience is out of my comfort zone.
25:08And I don't think it's a good thing.
25:11I think it could be.
25:13Hmm.
25:15Oh.
25:17Ugh.
25:20Will we?
25:20Bad luck not to.
25:37Oh, no.
25:42I'm sorry.
25:47Oh, you're so nice.
25:49Well, thank you.
25:57Oh.
25:58I didn't realize she was everything I ever wanted until she was gone.
26:02And now, whenever I meet someone perfectly nice, all I can think about is her.
26:08She wanted to plan a life together.
26:10She wanted to get married.
26:12On a boat.
26:14I told her I wasn't a boat person.
26:17What does that even mean?
26:19Okay.
26:21Can't you just tell her how you feel?
26:24No.
26:24She's met someone else now.
26:26She's moved on.
26:28Okay, so what?
26:30What?
26:31So she met someone else.
26:32I mean, you can still tell her how you feel.
26:35It's too late.
26:37You don't know that.
26:38I mean, how is she supposed to know how you feel?
26:41Unless you tell her.
26:46I'm embarrassed.
26:47He just wept into my mouth.
26:49I think if you can get through that, you can get through talking to your ex-girlfriend.
26:53So yeah, I think I, uh, I think I really inspired him.
26:58Or it's time to get his heart broken again.
27:01He literally cried.
27:02On your face.
27:03In my mouth.
27:04Oh.
27:04Oh.
27:05It was upsetting.
27:06But kind of sweet, you know?
27:08I mean, we love a guy who's in touch with his feelings.
27:10This was supposed to be about you, not some rando.
27:12Come on.
27:13I helped this guy reconnect with the love of his life?
27:15That's like the most romantic thing I've ever been a part of.
27:17Oh.
27:17This is my point.
27:19The most romantic thing you've ever been a part of, and it's not even for you.
27:21I mean, I hate to say it, but she's right.
27:23It's fine, Cameron.
27:24It's fine.
27:24The next one is going to be brilliant.
27:26Oh, because you have the inside scoop now?
27:28I have Drew on speed dial.
27:29Oh.
27:30Poor woman.
27:31She needs to know.
27:32You and me come as a package deal.
27:34This is true.
27:37So, the physical therapist says that you're not doing your exercises.
27:42Yeah.
27:43I feel dumb.
27:44Hmm.
27:45I'm pretty sure that's for them to decide, not you.
27:47Haven't you got a date to get ready for?
27:49I have some extra time.
27:50Thought I would go to Goring.
27:51Maybe walk along the Thames.
27:53You want to join me?
27:55Uh, go.
27:56Maybe tomorrow.
27:57Another day.
27:58Well, we could take it slow.
28:01Maybe another day.
28:05All right, fine.
28:05Just at least walk around the block or something, would you?
28:09Yeah, I'll think about it.
28:10Well, excuse me for trying to keep your joints from completely fusing together for a lack
28:19of exercise.
28:19I'm behind.
28:44I'm behind the top left.
28:46Go to the front.
28:51Max?
28:53Come on.
28:53Come with me.
28:54What?
28:55Trust me.
28:57Oh, yeah.
28:58It's fun.
28:59Just go to the back.
29:01Take it easy.
29:02Wow.
29:03and a one two okay easy now you can do this front we're going to the side and the side side and side
29:15now we're pushing the hands and pushing don't be kind don't be kind push move those hips and you
29:23can shimmy
29:24are you ready for another magical experience
29:52simply bursting with anticipation
29:54wow i'm pretty proud of this one remember love is what you bake of it
30:06hi uh anthony kate welcome to the 12 dates of christmas great british baking show at each of
30:25your stations you will find a recipe for a traditional
30:28the noel
30:31any chance you're a gifted baker more of a scan the recipe once and hope for the best type
30:36once everyone has completed their dessert the judge will choose the winning couple
30:43who will receive lessons with a private chef hang on the prize is more kitchen labor
30:50i don't do my best to lose then
30:52on your mark get set bake
30:57a lot of words a lot of words but i i see the word eggs yeah so when was your last relationship
31:08about a year ago any lingering feelings there it was mutual that's what you mean and amicable
31:16that's good and you oh it's been a while here have another egg
31:25so why this yeah why not like the apps
31:30more efficient user-friendly user-friendly it's very romantic
31:35i'm a working dad so i outsource everything that i can
31:39this way someone else picks the people sets up the dates
31:42all i had to do was book a sitter kids huh two girls cute what about their mom remarried
31:52to an accountant great guy actually are you actually this nice yes
31:58here we are
32:01oh that is very bad
32:07i don't think is that by the way getting it like burnt rubber kind of thing yeah right
32:15in there well done i think we nailed it yeah
32:18co-parenting is fine the kids are used to it takes work but we manage
32:28well well i mean that's definitely something you can be proud of
32:33my parents split up when i was a teenager and co-parenting was definitely not an option
32:39i take it to mean it wasn't a harmonious split
32:41my mom ripped my dad's heart out and he tried to pretend that he was fine
32:46how are things now i'm really really close with my dad
32:50and my mom thinks we're close but
32:55i mean she ditched
32:59she's very free-spirited which i wish i could say i admired but
33:04honestly i think it's just an excuse for her to be unreliable
33:08so yeah her thing's kind of messy
33:11moment of truth
33:15here we go
33:16that's pretty good
33:20of course
33:21a little bit of snow
33:22this little guy
33:25nice work
33:27we'll make a good team
33:29i think so too
33:38if you've come to try and make me shake my hips some more please don't bother
33:50wouldn't dream of it
33:52women of blackspers will become frenzied with desire
33:55yeah come
33:57a lot of people are intimidated when they first start
34:06i was kidnapped
34:09gets easier every time
34:12martin
34:21would be off his head if he knew that i was teaching
34:24latin aerobics
34:26after he passed i
34:35i didn't know what i was going to do with myself
34:39eventually i realized
34:43i was still me
34:47just a different version of myself
34:50so i just got on with it
34:55all this fuss
35:01all i did
35:04was retire and break a hip
35:06exactly
35:07so get over yourself
35:09martin was a good man
35:19yes he was
35:21yes he was
35:21but he would have died all over again if he'd seen you trying to die
35:26yes he was
35:27yes he was
35:27oh he's
35:28oh he's
35:29oh
35:30he's
35:32here we go
35:44here we go
35:45he's
35:46Oh, that was hard to watch.
35:59Yeah, it was. Poor woman.
36:01I know.
36:02I still think they should have given us something for having the most disgusting.
36:06I think we're the winners.
36:08Yeah.
36:09Well, you know, I didn't have high hopes for this, but I actually had a really good time.
36:15I had fun too.
36:17Although, there is something I have to mention.
36:19Oh boy, here we go.
36:21It's not bad.
36:22I'm not looking to just date someone.
36:25I want to get married again, have more children.
36:28Not today.
36:30I just find it's best to be really upfront about it.
36:34Here I was, just hoping to get your phone number.
36:36You can have it.
36:37I just also want you to know what my intentions are.
36:41Okay.
36:43I respect that.
36:45What about you?
36:51What about me?
36:53Marriage, kids, your future.
36:56Are you always as serious on a first date?
37:00Actually, yeah.
37:03Dating is time consuming.
37:05We both have really busy lives.
37:07It's just cut to the chase.
37:09What do you want?
37:10I don't know.
37:11I don't really think about it.
37:12Really?
37:13Really, I don't.
37:14Why are you doing all this?
37:15If you don't really know what you're looking for?
37:16That's a good question.
37:17Maybe I, maybe I shouldn't be.
37:20Are you ever gonna block that?
37:21Dad?
37:22So he's not in the shed.
37:23He's not in the shed.
37:24He's not in the pub.
37:25And he's not in the parking lot.
37:26He's not in the parking lot.
37:27Where else could he be?
37:28Where else could he be?
37:29How long should I wait before I file a missing parent report?
37:33I'm not sure.
37:34But anyway, there's always date number four.
37:35So one more try.
37:36My friend.
37:37It's time to let it go.
37:38Maybe I shouldn't be.
37:39Maybe I shouldn't be.
37:40Maybe I shouldn't be.
37:41Are you ever gonna block that?
37:46Dad?
37:47So he's not in the shed, he's not in the pub, and he's not in the pear tree.
37:52Where else could he be?
37:54How long should I wait before I file a missing parent report?
37:57Yeah, not sure.
37:58But anyway, there's always date number four.
38:00So one more try.
38:01My friend.
38:02It's time to let it go.
38:03But there's nine more dates.
38:04That guy was right.
38:05I have no idea what I want.
38:06And what's the point of doing all this if not a relationship or a serious commitment
38:11or a betrothal?
38:12Betrothal?
38:13Look, this is all too much for me to take on.
38:17I mean, it's like my dad and work and I can't be trying to solve an existential crisis.
38:24It's just too much.
38:25Yeah.
38:26It'll just look so romantic to have all that choice.
38:30To be hopeful and full of possibility.
38:33Do you know how hard it is to be a divorce lawyer who believes in true love?
38:37You really do contain multitudes.
38:39Thanks, babe.
38:40Seriously, I see you work so hard and you take so much care of the people you love
38:45and you deserve to have someone take care of you too and I just really want to help you find that.
38:49I know.
38:50I know how badly you want this.
38:51If something amazing shows up at my door, I promise to open it.
38:55Oh.
38:56You promise?
38:57Promise.
39:00Now, can we please find this man?
39:03Oh.
39:05Buenos dias, Papa.
39:07Hang on.
39:08Are those my pants?
39:09I have more questions than answers.
39:10Well, I'm all grown up now.
39:23Oh.
39:45Greetings.
39:46I come bearing gifts.
39:47No.
39:48No more mystery dates for me.
39:49I'm done.
39:50Well, why don't you just read the card?
39:53Look, I've been watching you.
39:56I'm scared.
39:57Well, it's my job.
39:58And this doesn't come as much of a surprise, seeing as this is only a third date.
40:04But you haven't had your moment yet.
40:07What moment?
40:08The moment when you realize that this is why you're doing the 12 dates.
40:14Because of this person, or this experience, or this self-realization.
40:21People do this program because they're searching for something.
40:27And we help them find it.
40:28Okay, well, what if I don't even know what it is?
40:34That's the beauty of it.
40:37You don't have to know what it is.
40:40You just have to take a chance when it comes.
40:45He's here.
40:47Who's where?
40:49Richard.
40:50The guy from the first date.
40:52These are from him.
40:53He's in the cafe down the road.
40:55Read the card.
40:57Take a chance.
40:59Tis the season.
41:00Snowflakes dancing on the windowpane.
41:04Laughter echoing down the lane.
41:08Something about this time of you.
41:11Kate, sorry I was an old snow.
41:13I'm hoping you'll forgive me.
41:15Richard.
41:16P.S. I'm a complete and utter idiot for missing our first date.
41:19Love, magic and joy.
41:21Love, magic and joy.
41:25We're gonna bring joy to your world.
41:51Just keep waiting.
41:54What's going, ו..
41:58Yes.
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