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Twelve Dates 'Til Christmas Episode 2
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00:00You are Kate Tucker, textile designer.
00:05I found your Christmas present.
00:06It's a Christmas-themed dating service.
00:07I need new friends.
00:09I'm Drew.
00:10You're Christmas Cupid.
00:12I can't believe there was a no-show.
00:14My Latin aerobic scar solution is him's greater.
00:18Why are you doing all this
00:19if you don't really know what you're looking for?
00:21I don't know.
00:22It's the beauty of it.
00:24You don't have to know what it is.
00:26You just have to take a chance.
00:28He's here.
00:28Richard, the guy from the first date.
00:33He's just going to...
00:35Kate, you're glitching.
00:57Why are you glitching?
00:59Guy.
01:00That guy.
01:00The guy that stood me up on the first date.
01:02You know, Richard.
01:02He's here.
01:04He's at the pear tree.
01:04He's waiting for...
01:05Right.
01:05Well, let's go and give him a talking to.
01:07He left me these flowers and this little card.
01:14You're Richard, huh?
01:15Yeah.
01:15All right, well, I don't know who you think you are, Richard, but this is unbelievably cute.
01:20Oh, come on.
01:21Is it, though?
01:21I mean, is it actually, though, or is it manipulative?
01:24Being like, sorry I was a no-snow?
01:27Oh, oh, I'm hoping that you'll forgive me.
01:30Like, he's using Christmas puns to purposely disarm me, and isn't that just a little...
01:34It's called The Hague.
01:36Look, if you weren't just the teensiest bit charmed, you wouldn't be out here marching
01:39back and forth like a confused rumba.
01:40I just, I don't know whether I should just go up there and, you know, give him what for,
01:45or if I should just stand him up and go home and...
01:48Excuse me, you pinky-promised me that if opportunity came a-knocking at your door,
01:54you would answer it, okay?
01:55The guy has come all the way out to Blacksford.
01:58All right, he's taken all this time to write these, frankly, delightful Christmas puns.
02:03Okay, what have you got to lose?
02:04So, come on, we're going.
02:06No, but, no, but, no, but, no, but...
02:07I'm literally like a third child.
02:08Come on!
02:10Chips off!
02:15Callum! Callum! Callum!
02:25Seen any remorseful-looking men around here lately?
02:27Yeah, I was a bloke with a rose.
02:28I waited about an hour and then left.
02:30You were out there for an hour?
02:32Good job I came when I did.
02:34A rose, that's kind of cliche, right?
02:35What was he like? How did he smell?
02:38Was he intriguing?
02:39I don't know. Normal.
02:41You know, obvious signs he was a serial killer.
02:42Well, there are no obvious signs of a serial killer.
02:44True.
02:45Was he cute? Like, on a scale of one to hot, how...
02:48Listen to your object to find a man like that. Shame on you.
02:51Oh, my God, I need to find this man!
02:53I will admit that I was a little intrigued, but obviously it's for the best.
02:57I mean, he's stood me up twice now.
02:58Yeah, because you were dawdling on the pavement.
03:00Well, sometimes things just aren't meant to be...
03:02His phone number.
03:05Oh, no.
03:07It's a Christmas miracle.
03:09If you don't text him right this instant, I will.
03:11Okay.
03:12Let's just calm down.
03:13I shan't. Text him.
03:14Okay.
03:15Okay.
03:21Okay.
03:23Get out of there with that.
03:28May I?
03:29Sure.
03:30In a rush, you're lost, dot, dot, dot, again.
03:34Are you mad?
03:38Well, if he doesn't like it, he can just...
03:40What?
03:44Oh, it's very good.
03:47Indeed.
03:48Next time, I'll wait all night if I have to.
03:51What's going on here?
04:13Oh, floral.
04:14Floral.
04:15Is that eucalyptus?
04:17Yeah, it's just something I'm playing with.
04:19You know, just the start of something.
04:21For Mrs. Talbot.
04:22She's a traditionalist.
04:23Ah, yes.
04:24Mrs. Talbot's tartans.
04:26No, those are here.
04:28Still a work in progress.
04:29Clearly.
04:30Well, keep working.
04:32And, um, this little eucalyptus piece.
04:35Yeah, it's interesting.
04:36Maybe not for Mrs. Talbot, but interesting.
04:39I know it sounds like a line, but I was at the hospital.
04:53My nephew broke his arm playing football, so I stayed with him until my sister could get
04:57off work.
04:59Great.
05:00So now you're a hero.
05:03We're an annoyingly close family.
05:05My mom is one of my best mates.
05:07And if you can stomach that, I'd really like to make it up to you.
05:12You guys, there is no Christmas without John McClane.
05:15Nakatomi Plaza, hello.
05:16Maybe, but I think most people would agree that the holiday is essential holiday viewing.
05:21Bollocks.
05:22All right, what's your favorite?
05:23No, I don't really have a strong opinion.
05:25I just wanted to disagree.
05:26Christmas has come early, ladies.
05:30New branding deal.
05:31The clients don't even have them yet.
05:32Oh, please stay our friend forever.
05:34I'm working on it.
05:35Is there something I want to share?
05:37Hoshpies!
05:40What are hoshpies?
05:42Lectured Christmas tradition.
05:44It's my mom's recipe.
05:45She was magic in the kitchen.
05:47Babe, they're really divine.
05:49I bet you could take these to market.
05:51Selling the gourmet grocers?
05:52You could be the next Paul Hollywood.
05:54No, I'd have to work on my beards.
05:56I can show you how I make them, though, if you like.
05:58Two words.
06:04Die.
06:05Hard.
06:08What?
06:09Nothing.
06:09Just Richard's favorite Christmas movie is also Die Hard.
06:12Oh, so you've been texting, I see.
06:14Yeah.
06:15I mean, I hate to admit it, but he's kind of interesting.
06:18He's a journalist, and he's writing a piece on the 12 dates.
06:21Turns out I am not the only one who's got a fair amount of skepticism about this whole thing.
06:25Sounds like a perfect match.
06:27Yeah.
06:28It's all very suspicious.
06:29Or maybe, just maybe, you're having a good time.
06:32I mean, look at you.
06:33You've really perked up.
06:34Okay.
06:35Easy, cowboy.
06:35I haven't even met this guy in person.
06:38He's probably just showing me his best side, so I'll think he's perfect.
06:41Oh, so you think he's perfect?
06:43I have a good feeling about this for you.
06:45Oh, so you're not a good feeling about this for you.
06:54Morning.
06:55Good morning.
06:57What's going on here?
06:58I've made a smoothie.
07:00It's got all sorts of healthy stuff in it.
07:02I can't remember what any of it is, but it's supposed to boost my memory, so bottoms up.
07:10Mmm.
07:12Ooh.
07:13I'll put some air on your chest.
07:15Wheatgrass.
07:16It's got wheatgrass.
07:17See?
07:17It's working already.
07:19So what brought on the sudden urge to drink the vegetation?
07:22I thought you'd be pleased.
07:23Impressed you.
07:24Yes.
07:25I'm always happy to praise you for doing something in your own best interest.
07:29Figured I could use a boost before I put up the Christmas lights outside today.
07:32Better late than that.
07:33Wait, Dad.
07:33You can't do that.
07:34You can't be climbing up ladders while I'm not here.
07:37Your balance isn't what it used to be.
07:38Just wait until I get back, and then I'll help you.
07:41I'm not scaling the roof.
07:42I understand that.
07:44But it isn't safe.
07:45Come on.
07:45I shouldn't be having to tell you this.
07:47Fine.
07:47Fine.
07:47I will wait until my daughter has returned to chaperone me in a perfectly menial task that
07:52I've done a million times before.
07:54Without incident.
07:56Great.
07:56I'd say I'm a serial monogamous.
08:14When I'm in a relationship, I'm all in.
08:18My parents have been married for 40 years, and that's what I want.
08:21As far as interrogations go, I'm really enjoying this.
08:25Far away.
08:27Oh, so you think this is fun?
08:29You don't even know me.
08:32Why not enjoy the other dates and just let this one go?
08:38When I took this assignment, I decided to be all in.
08:42Trust the process.
08:42You and I were supposed to meet.
08:49You must be a romantic.
08:52What can I say?
08:53I'm a romantic.
08:54I'm a romantic.
08:57Current view.
09:00What are you doing in Paris?
09:05Had a few days between dates.
09:07Looking for inspo for the article.
09:09City of love, after all.
09:11When I get back, let's meet.
09:19Kate!
09:20What are you doing back here?
09:22You're late.
09:23Make haste.
09:24Come along.
09:26Quickly.
09:41What in the name of Lizzie Bennet?
09:46Welcome to A Christmas Carol Live.
09:49An immersive experience.
09:51With whom do I have the pleasure?
09:54Oh, uh, it says I'm Dowager Countess Fern Radcliffe, a legendary party animal.
10:00Now, let's meet you a date.
10:03Woo-hoo!
10:03What in the name of Lizzie?
10:04Oh, I can't.
10:18Oh, uh, uh, no.
10:21Oh, uh, well.
10:21Oh, uh, well.
10:22Oh, uh, well.
10:24Oh, uh, uh, well.
10:25Oh, uh, well.
10:26Well, this is a first.
10:36Ash, meet Kate. Kate, this is Ash.
10:39Nice to meet you.
10:39It appears that I've made a clerical error.
10:44Well, Ash's happily ever after is feminine and Kate's is masculine.
10:49Isn't it fortuitous?
10:51Clearly something magical has brought you two together.
10:54But you must be willing to go along for the ride.
10:57I'm down if you are.
10:58I do love a good cosplay.
11:00Excellent. Go forth and be merry.
11:05To be honest, I'm kind of relieved to have a non-date date.
11:09Me too.
11:10Do you want to grab a drink?
11:11Definitely. Let's go.
11:13I'm getting scared.
11:14It's so heavy.
11:18My little pinky finger knows more about hanging Christmas lights than you ever will.
11:24He does the indoors.
11:25I do the outdoors.
11:27That's how it's always been.
11:29I don't tell you how or when to hang your Christmas baubles, do I?
11:34Yeah.
11:37Oh, my God.
11:39Oh, no.
11:42Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:57Oh, okay, he's gonna kill me.
12:01Oh.
12:03Oh.
12:12These are shadows of things that have been.
12:16They are what they are.
12:18Do not blame me, Mr. Scrooge.
12:22Remove me.
12:24I cannot bear it.
12:27Can I admit something embarrassing?
12:44Please do.
12:45Every time I think of a Christmas carol, I think about Scrooge McDuck.
12:49Me too.
12:49It really is the definitive Dickens.
12:57This is all so romantic, isn't it?
13:00Yeah.
13:01Oh, I'm sorry.
13:02I thought you were joking.
13:03I'm not kidding at all.
13:04I mean, the costumes, the dance cards, the potential to swoon.
13:10Oh, I'm absolutely here for it.
13:14See, I think it feels false and manipulative.
13:17Seriously?
13:18Who hurt you?
13:20It's a long story.
13:21Well, tell me about it.
13:24I'm just saying, I don't think that, you know, forced romance is necessarily romantic.
13:30Like, this guy I've been texting, every time he says anything, all I can hear in my head is,
13:35Oh, I love my mum.
13:37Oh, I believe in fate.
13:39Paris is the city of love.
13:42Like, but Paris is the city of love, isn't it?
13:45Oh, I know.
13:45I'm just saying, like, you know, it's all just a little too good to be true.
13:51And no red flags is actually a red flag in and of itself.
13:54But what if you're looking for some problems where there aren't them?
13:58I mean, do you really want to let a great romance just slip through your fingers just because you were too skeptical?
14:05Well, skeptical or savvy.
14:07I mean, yes, I want to experience a transcendent love.
14:10But I...
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11What?
14:11What?
14:12What?
14:13That woman over there with the glowing skin and piercing eyes.
14:18But she was my date number one.
14:20And it was so romantic.
14:21And at the end, we kissed, and it was so perfect.
14:26Until...
14:26She burst into tears.
14:28I have been there.
14:29No, I got bloody nose.
14:32It happens when I get really excited.
14:34It was like a crime scene.
14:35There was an ambulance.
14:36I was so embarrassed.
14:40And now, here she is.
14:42Dancing with someone who was decidedly not pleading from her nose.
14:45Why don't give up?
14:46I mean, what happened to that hopeless romantic that almost had me convinced that
14:51those red flags were actually green.
14:54Well, they are green.
14:56And hopeless romantics do exist.
14:58We exist.
15:01When I look at her, everyone just falls away.
15:09If you really feel that way, you've got to do something about it.
15:13Well, like what?
15:15I don't think I have something.
15:22She's looking this way.
15:23If I have to take another Saturday meeting with one more cheating spouse who out of the blue
15:28wants a post-up, I'll burst.
15:31When I make partner, there's going to be some big changes of that firm, I can tell you that.
15:35Sounds like the lady will be having wine with her chicken nuggets.
15:38Oh, a heavy pour, please.
15:40No word from Kate.
15:41I wish she'd just location share and we wouldn't have to have this daily struggle.
15:45You know, Kate and her boundaries.
15:47Well, it's maddening.
15:48I just want to help.
15:50It feels like such a waste not to let me.
15:51I'm sure you'll get your chance to meddle.
15:53Ah!
15:54I mean, help.
15:55Oh, very soon.
15:56Hmm.
15:58Well, I'm off.
15:59What?
16:00George's garden revealed him.
16:01Oh, yes.
16:04Right, no, I absolutely hadn't forgotten that.
16:07Go, enjoy talking toki-wreys.
16:10Oh, Ben?
16:11Yes, love?
16:12It's our firstborn wearing pants on her head.
16:15Indeed.
16:16Have fun.
16:17Right here.
16:19Cheers.
16:21I can't see you.
16:23I'm in the garden.
16:25Where?
16:26By the hedge.
16:27I'm looking at the hedge.
16:29I'm in here.
16:29Wait, wait, wait, I'm on my way.
16:32That'll be your homing device.
16:34Oh, my gosh, what happened to you?
16:36Well, I was just doing a bit of ice skating and it couldn't quite land the triple axel.
16:39What do you think happened?
16:40Here, let me give you a hand up.
16:42Oh, my God, you're heavy.
16:47Oh.
16:51Sorry.
16:55Um, I was just trying to help him.
16:58Any more help like that and we'll die here.
17:00Oh, my God.
17:01Oh, my God.
17:02Oh, my God.
17:03Oh, my God.
17:05Oh, my God.
17:07I'll be up with you.
17:08There.
17:09You see?
17:10Years of aerobic exercise.
17:12Yoga.
17:13Core strength.
17:14So, if you want me to get you up, you're going to have to take up yoga.
17:17Now is not the time for jokes.
17:18Twice a week.
17:20Just help me up.
17:21Three times.
17:23Fine, fine.
17:24Just get me up.
17:25Oh, my God.
17:28Babe.
17:30Babe.
17:32I just secured you a spot at the third annual Christmas Pop-Up Palooza.
17:36You're welcome, handsome.
17:37The what now?
17:38Pop-Up Palooza.
17:39Every year, tastemaker restaurants and bakeries from all around the southeast sponsor a pop-up
17:43to showcase a seasonal dish.
17:46It's huge.
17:47It gets massive press.
17:48One of these days, I'm going to understand what you're talking about.
17:50I'm talking about several hundred hungry mouths traipsing to the pear tree for your, wait for it,
17:56posh pie pop-up.
17:59See what I did there?
18:00Alliteration.
18:01It's great for marketing.
18:02It's not really a pop-up, though, is it?
18:04The pear tree's not a limited-time thing.
18:05No, but your posh pies are.
18:08Nah.
18:09What do you mean, nah?
18:12Do you know where this could lead?
18:13I'm talking gourmet collabs, license distribution, catering empire.
18:18It is quite literally the dream.
18:19I'm living my dream right now.
18:21You know, I'm feeding the people of Blexford like my mum did before me.
18:25Only now I get to do it with you.
18:31Guess I'm doing this, huh?
18:34You will thank me later.
18:35Trust me.
18:37All right, go on. Get out of my kitchen.
18:49Good day, fair maidens.
18:53Terribly sorry to interrupt your revels.
18:56Oh, are we part of the performance?
18:59I adore cosplay.
19:00Oh, yes.
19:01Actually, Drew sent me, yes.
19:04Apparently, there's a bit of slight problem with your costume.
19:10I'm afraid it's part of a suspected, um, inf-stations.
19:18Yes.
19:19A little too Dickensian, am I right?
19:25But, lucky for you, there is someone here who would love a do-over.
19:31Enjoy.
19:32Enjoy.
19:33Yep, this dance floor is taken.
20:01Let's go.
20:31All right, let's meet.
20:40Oh, you big baby.
20:43Well, if you think this is pain, don't forget, you promised me a yoga class.
20:51Why didn't you call Kate?
20:54I wouldn't want to give her the satisfaction of saying, I told you so.
20:56Oh, I don't blame you.
20:59My kids think that I've lost my mind.
21:01They keep trying to put all these guardrails around me.
21:04So they're judging to somehow better than ours.
21:06They should learn to sort out their own lives.
21:08I'm tired of it.
21:09Oh, you're right about that.
21:11With that being said, you did fall.
21:15I said I was tired of it, not that I was right.
21:17Kate, you're a matchmaker.
21:25I never thought I would live to see the day Kate Tucker believes in love.
21:29Believe in love, you guys.
21:30It's not the Loch Ness Monster.
21:32It's just rare, you know?
21:34It's one in a million.
21:35It's a shot in the dark and it's a stab in the night.
21:39Kate, you know what I mean.
21:42I know that it's real.
21:44I mean, look at Laura and Ben.
21:45They're obsessed with each other.
21:46Truly disgusting.
21:47Actually.
21:51And you guys are so gross as well.
21:55We try.
21:56Well, excuse me while I go bake five million pies.
21:58The old posh pie pop-up, eh?
22:01Bloody stupid name.
22:04Krabby.
22:04I know it was presumptuous of me to just sign him up, but I want everyone to know how talented he is.
22:10I am a little surprised that he's actually going through with it, though.
22:13Well, if Callum says he's going to do something, he will follow through every time.
22:17Decidedly not like my ex.
22:19Indecision was that man's middle name.
22:25Bad news?
22:27I think it's good news.
22:28I don't know.
22:30I'm on an emotional roller coaster and I'm a little bit queasy.
22:34What's wrong?
22:34Well, I've been texting with this guy, Richard, right?
22:37And at first I was like, absolutely not.
22:39And then something shifted along the way because now he says things like,
22:43I'm going to wear a beret the first time we meet and I'm not totally horrified.
22:47So I don't even know who I am anymore.
22:49And now we're supposed to meet at this dates with mates.
22:53Like, what is dates with mates?
22:54Date five.
22:55A joyous affair where you bring your friends and they play matchmaker.
22:58Oh, wow.
23:00That sounds absolutely horrific.
23:02Yeah.
23:03Can I come?
23:04Uh, why is everyone enjoying this so much?
23:07Oh, blasted oven.
23:10Babe, we're going on Kate's next date.
23:12Uh, hard pass.
23:13But before I forget, can you ask your dad to come look at the ovens?
23:16When he's done putting up the lights, any time will do.
23:18What do you mean when he's done with the lights?
23:21Did you see him doing that?
23:24Uh, yeah.
23:25Uh, earlier today.
23:30Dad?
23:30In here.
23:32You were supposed to wait for me.
23:33Oh, my God, what happened?
23:37Just a little tumble.
23:38I'm fine.
23:38Dad, what were you thinking?
23:40You told me that you were going to wait.
23:42You could have killed yourself.
23:43First you want me to get out of the easy chair.
23:45Then you complain when I do.
23:46This is exactly why I can't trust you.
23:48Because you tell me that you're going to do something and then you don't do it.
23:51I am exhausted.
23:52I cannot relax for five seconds.
23:55That's it.
23:55I'm putting in cameras.
23:57Nobody asked you to worry, Kate.
23:59I don't need surveillance.
24:00I don't need a babysitter.
24:02I'm not a child.
24:03Then stop acting like one.
24:08Hi.
24:10I didn't know that you had company.
24:13Is there a Latin aerobics class in the living room?
24:17No, just a little ice skating.
24:20That's all.
24:21Good night, both of you.
24:25I'll admit it wasn't my best idea.
24:34And I got myself into a mess.
24:36But I got myself out of it.
24:39That's all that matters, isn't it?
24:44All right, Dad.
24:45I got myself out of it.
25:15Can't wait to see you tonight.
25:28Still in Paris, finding inspiration everywhere.
25:31Not Paris, but still pretty spectacular.
25:53John's been a journalist.
25:54Oh, my God.
25:55Not Paris, but still in the near future...
25:55...I don't like it.
25:56You got yourself out of it.
25:56Oh, sorry, uh, I, I made this.
26:27Lovely. Now be a dove and get off my roof.
26:31Straight away.
26:51Kate and Mays! Welcome to Dates with Mays!
26:54Laura, we spoke on the phone?
26:55More than once.
26:58Now, here's how it works.
27:00The green wristbands are for our daters looking for love
27:03and the red wristbands are for their mates.
27:06It's a mixer, but your mates play matchmaker.
27:10And before you complain, you picked your friends, I did not.
27:15Have fun.
27:20Oh, that's fixed.
27:22Ready?
27:23Good evening, Tibble.
27:28So, no dates with Mays for you tonight, then?
27:31Oh, God, no. It feels weird. Your friends picking your dates.
27:34Man, in my day, you just met a pretty girl and you fell in love.
27:38All this dating stuff.
27:40I suppose it has taken Kate's laser focus off me for a bit, so I'm grateful for it.
27:44Kate, she's a thorny rose.
27:46Doesn't exactly wear her heart on her sleeve, does she?
27:48Yeah, she's in good hands with Laura tonight.
27:49And they don't need me.
27:58Oh, God.
28:00You can look up for me.
28:05See you soon.
28:06Are you kidding about the beret?
28:09Kate.
28:10Kate.
28:11Gary.
28:11Gary.
28:12Kate.
28:13Gary loves sports.
28:14What do you play?
28:15Rugby?
28:16Pickle ball mostly, but my true passion is the piccolo.
28:21No.
28:22No.
28:24This is Geoffrey.
28:25It's pronounced Geoffrey.
28:27Like Game of Thrones.
28:28I'm a big fan.
28:29Changed my name.
28:30I used to be called Paul.
28:32I'm really into good health, you know.
28:33I eat a lot of sauerkraut.
28:35Juan.
28:36Craig.
28:37Ming.
28:37Ever heard someone nose whistle?
28:44Pablo.
28:46Preston.
28:46Patrick.
28:49You know, technically, brushing your teeth is unnecessary.
28:53Raj?
28:54You have a car I can borrow.
29:01Oh.
29:03Peter.
29:03How do you feel about underground bunkers?
29:23There go my dreams of finding you a match.
29:25This is excruciating.
29:27Says the woman who forced me into this.
29:28Fine.
29:29Well, let it be said, on this day, the 12th of...
29:32Oh, my God.
29:34It's December 14th.
29:36But your anniversary...
29:37Oh, my God.
29:39Richard, we...
29:40It's fine.
29:41Just go.
29:41Are you sure?
29:41Go, go, go, go, go.
29:42Kate.
29:43Oh, my God.
29:43Oh, my God.
29:44Oh, my God.
29:48Kate.
29:50Oh, uh, Oliver.
29:51Hey.
29:52I took your advice about telling my ex how I felt.
29:55She wouldn't take my call.
29:56Feel a bit rubbish, actually.
29:58Sorry.
29:59How about you?
30:00Well, I let myself get excited about some guy that I've never even met, and I'm kicking myself
30:06because, you know, I knew better.
30:07I mean, I still know better.
30:09Don't say that.
30:10Love is worth it.
30:12Even if it stomps you down and drives you crazy, it's worth it.
30:16Yeah.
30:18Was that a beret?
30:23Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you think you can stand me up again?
30:28Unbelievable.
30:29You know, I knew you were too good to be true.
30:31Yeah, with your clever little texts and you're saying the perfect thing at the perfect time.
30:37Yeah.
30:37Well, I saw right through you from the very beginning.
30:40Yeah, I don't think so.
30:42What do you have to say for yourself?
30:44I think you got the wrong guy.
30:46Great speech, though.
30:48Cinematic.
30:49Kate?
30:56Richard.
30:58Fogget Heathrow.
31:00Did you get my text?
31:04Your text?
31:11Fogget Heathrow.
31:14On my way.
31:16Not standing up again.
31:19Don't leave.
31:23Can I buy you a drink?
31:28So, you think my texts are clever?
31:33Did I say that?
31:35Hmm.
31:38Yeah, I don't usually get all worked up, you know, like that.
31:41I mean, sure, I've been known to monologue on the occasion, but, you know, I, I, I mean, in my defense, I did, you know, think you were standing me up again.
31:50Oh, I completely get it.
31:52I made a promise and I didn't follow through.
31:54Oh, I should have worn the beret.
31:57Yes, you should have.
31:59Sorry, it's just so weird, you know, finally putting a face to the voice in my head.
32:05And how do I measure up?
32:06Good.
32:07I mean, you know, fine.
32:09Oh, I, um, got you something.
32:12A little memento.
32:14The city of love.
32:15Oh, my God, you didn't have to do that.
32:17It's, it's nothing fancy, but you're on my mind.
32:23Thanks.
32:24Hey, I just saw my ex.
32:26He's here.
32:27Oh.
32:28Uh, Sarah, this is Richard.
32:30Hi.
32:31Well.
32:32Wow.
32:33Done, Kate.
32:34Okay.
32:36Anyway, I have to leave.
32:38Now.
32:39Okay.
32:39Well.
32:40Sarah!
32:42Ollie.
32:43It's so good to see you.
32:45Are you part of the 12 dates?
32:51Is this one of your dates?
32:53Actually, I'm with her.
32:56Is this the guy?
33:00But you two know each other.
33:02We went ice skating.
33:03You two dated.
33:04Sorry, is Sarah your ex?
33:10I think this might be a good time for me to get more drinks.
33:13Oh.
33:13Yeah, perhaps I'll just come with you and you two can catch up.
33:16Nope.
33:17No, there's nothing to talk about.
33:18Sarah, please.
33:20I miss you.
33:22I'll do anything.
33:24Callum.
33:26Hey, who's Callum?
33:27Her boyfriend and my best friend.
33:29Hey!
33:31Oh!
33:32What did I miss?
33:34He's here.
33:35Callum.
33:36I'm Oliver.
33:37I'm, um...
33:38Kate's ice skating date.
33:39Now that you're here, buy me a drink.
33:47Bye.
33:49Oh, this is bad.
33:52Yeah.
33:54It's dreadful.
33:55Let's get you some tissues.
33:56I'm completely and utterly daft.
34:15That makes two of us.
34:16I didn't remember until they read the date on the evening news.
34:21Oh.
34:24How was tonight?
34:26I'd say a total bust all round.
34:29I thought it was going to be fun getting a peek at the single life, but...
34:33Not as fun and flirty as you hoped.
34:35Not at all.
34:36It was hot and loud.
34:39Nobody was worthy of my Kate.
34:42But...
34:43There was so much possibility in the air.
34:46Like...
34:47Just think...
34:49Someone might have fallen in love tonight.
34:51Or met the person who's going to be their lifetime partner in crime.
34:55Lucky ducks.
34:57Felt good to be on that side of the equation for a change.
34:59Happy anniversary.
35:08Come here.
35:15I'm glad I married you.
35:18Yeah, you'll do.
35:22I thought you were baking tonight.
35:24No, the oven's busted.
35:25Plus, I was thinking, it's actually a big deal for her.
35:27I feel like I should support.
35:29She must feel sorry for him.
35:31Who?
35:32The bloke she went ice game with.
35:33Oliver?
35:34Yeah, he spent the entire day crying over his ex.
35:36Good enough for showing up, though.
35:41I knew she'd moved on, but...
35:43Seeing them together...
35:44I have to speak to her and apologise.
35:46No.
35:47I owe her something more.
35:49A big gesture.
35:51A romantic.
35:52Epic.
35:53Like getting up on this table and...
35:54No, no, no.
35:55Don't do that.
35:55It's much too small for us.
35:57This is for you.
35:58Thank you so much.
35:59Oh, my...
36:00Oh.
36:03Oh.
36:04Yeah.
36:05Wait a minute.
36:06Kate's juggling two days at once.
36:08What is this?
36:08Love Island?
36:09Oh.
36:11Hold on.
36:12That's the Romeo with the flower from the cafe.
36:14It's quite nice.
36:18What are you doing?
36:19Laura's not here.
36:19She needs a wingman.
36:20Oh.
36:21Hello, gents.
36:25What's going on here?
36:26Not much.
36:27Just heartbreaking agony.
36:29Ha, ha, ha.
36:30That's funny.
36:34He's kidding.
36:35Sorry.
36:37Kate?
36:38Oh, what?
36:38Sorry, guys.
36:45Girl chat.
36:47Look.
36:49You've got to get him out of here.
36:51Callum?
36:52Oliver.
36:53I've already tried.
36:54Callum's determined to stay and support you, so...
36:58Oli looks so sad.
37:00He is sad.
37:01He's a very, very sad man.
37:04He just desperately wants to talk to you.
37:09Oh, a tough break, mate.
37:10I've definitely been there.
37:11The important thing is to get back out there.
37:13His emotions seem reasonable.
37:15His ex is here with another man.
37:17No, you're kidding.
37:19Oh, that's brutal.
37:21Brutal.
37:22Mental images.
37:24I'm going to go find a bucket to drown myself in.
37:30Well, I hope your night's been better than that.
37:32Oh, sure yet.
37:34I remember you from the cafe.
37:38You had a flower waiting for cake.
37:42Oh.
37:43I own the place.
37:44Oh, right.
37:46A great latte.
37:48Very frothy.
37:51We, um, try.
37:56Maybe it'll give you some closure or something.
37:58I have closure.
37:59Okay.
38:00I'm staying out of it.
38:01Five minutes.
38:03That's all I'm asking.
38:04Can you please keep Callum busy?
38:10Please, I have to talk to him to end this.
38:16I've got five minutes, Ollie.
38:17Everywhere I go, I'm reminded of you.
38:23Of us.
38:24I'll be walking through Hyde Park and I'll think, oh, when spring comes, I'll bring Sarah here for a boozy picnic.
38:29I'd lay down that throw you love that we got in liberties and we'd be those people in love that everyone looks at and wishes they could be.
38:36That's cute, Ollie, but picnics weren't our problem.
38:40No, you're right.
38:43What I'm trying to say is I couldn't imagine a future before.
38:47It scared me.
38:48It scared me.
38:49And now it's all I can think about.
38:53And I can't see a future without you in it.
38:57It's too late.
38:59No.
39:00It's not.
39:02So she was full on emo, but I mean, Blex had never seen anything like it.
39:06It really was not that crazy.
39:08She got detention when she came to school with her lip ring.
39:10A fake lip ring.
39:12That was pretty cool to me.
39:17Time for another drink, yeah?
39:18I'm going to find Sarah.
39:19You know what?
39:21I will get the drinks.
39:22You just stay here, okay?
39:23Don't move.
39:24Stay here and relax.
39:26Don't move.
39:35That sort of behavior is not tolerated on 12 days.
39:38That sort of whistling, not appreciated.
39:41Time to go.
39:44So he said all the right things, but it doesn't change the past.
39:49And I simply cannot rely on Ollie to do what he says.
39:52So it doesn't matter anyway.
39:54Well, what are you going to tell Callum?
39:55Nothing.
39:57There's nothing to tell.
39:58The fact that you don't want to tell Callum anything is exactly the reason why you should.
40:01Here you are.
40:02Sorry.
40:03Had to take a call.
40:10Where's Richard?
40:11He had to go.
40:12He said he'd text you.
40:13Ugh.
40:14Unbelievable.
40:16Cool.
40:19Hey, hey, hey.
40:21Are you seriously leaving right now?
40:23You had a lot going on.
40:24I know.
40:25And I know it may not seem like it, but I really just wanted to talk to you.
40:29Now I'm out here in the freezing cold for the second time tonight like a crazy person,
40:34trying to figure out if this could be something.
40:37But you keep leaving.
40:39Just didn't feel like our moment.
40:45And...
40:46You're the only one that I wanted to be with.
40:50All it can't be is too soon for that.
40:54Send me a cupid, baby.
40:58And make sure it's fast.
41:00Someone save me.
41:02Can't do this time of year.
41:04No, without you, my dear.
41:06When you're gone, oh, it all turns to black.
41:09It can't be Christmas.
41:13I must be dreaming.
41:17I see the snow.
41:19Nobody's home.
41:21Say it ain't true.
41:24It can't be Christmas without you.
41:27It can't be Christmas without you.
41:58It can't be Christmas without you.
41:58Amen.
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