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Set sail with Captain Ricks in this timeless classic full of humor, heart, and high-sea adventures. When business, family, and love collide, Captain Ricks must navigate the stormy waters of life both at sea and on shore.
Watch the full movie in restored quality and relive one of the most beloved maritime comedies of its era. Perfect for classic film lovers and fans of old-school storytelling.
📽️ Genre: Classic Comedy, Drama
⚓ Starring: Walter Brennan, Mary Brian, Frank Morgan
🌊 Year: 1937
🎬 Director: Edward Sutherland
Watch the full movie in restored quality and relive one of the most beloved maritime comedies of its era. Perfect for classic film lovers and fans of old-school storytelling.
📽️ Genre: Classic Comedy, Drama
⚓ Starring: Walter Brennan, Mary Brian, Frank Morgan
🌊 Year: 1937
🎬 Director: Edward Sutherland
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01:12Ahoy! Ahoy there, Bill Peck! Ahoy, Cappy!
01:19Gee, Cappy, I sure am glad to see you. Good to see you, Bill.
01:24Anybody else know him back?
01:25No, as far as the family's concerned, you're not due back for two weeks yet.
01:28Good. Hey, I thought maybe he'd fly back on the China Clipper.
01:32Aha! I don't want nothing between me and the water except in a good solid keel.
01:36Come on, let's go. All right.
01:47Same old house, huh?
01:48Yeah, it's the same from the outside anyhow.
01:50See you tomorrow?
01:51You will see me sooner than that. So long.
01:58Come on.
02:07Is the Ricks home?
02:08Yes, sir. Are you expecting?
02:10Expected?
02:11Why, that pink-toed prophet doesn't look that way.
02:14What stupid landlubber's idea are all these trick decorations?
02:26Cappy!
02:27Cappy!
02:28Cappy!
02:29Cappy, you're old Charlie.
02:31Why, you look very near younger.
02:33You look wonderful.
02:35We didn't expect you four weeks.
02:37I should have come home a lot sooner, I can see that.
02:39Cappy!
02:40You're old soul shaker!
02:42Oh, what a surprise!
02:44Though I must say you might have let us know.
02:48It throws the entire party out of balance.
02:50Party? But how I...
02:51Not well at all, thank you.
02:52Quite ill, in fact.
02:53It's been such a task.
02:54The house was so undisciplined, I simply had to do the servants all over.
02:59Servants?
03:02Where's Maggie Brown?
03:03Maggie Brown?
03:04My cook!
03:05Oh, why, she resigned. Didn't she, Maggie?
03:09She couldn't take it.
03:11Far be it from me to hurt the wife of my late partner.
03:15But Mrs. Peasley, for three years I've withheld any comment about my daughter's marriage to your son.
03:20But you remember this. You're his mother and not mine.
03:24Of course!
03:26What a sense of humor!
03:28Cappy, you've just time to dress.
03:30We'll manage to squeeze you into dinner somehow.
03:32Frank will be a darling and help your father.
03:34Oh, dear!
03:36Take Mr. Rick's hat.
03:39And his coat.
03:41And his cigar!
03:44Clear the deck, you lily-livered swab!
03:50Now let's get to the bottom of this.
03:54You can't dig that deep before dinner, darling.
03:56There's been so many changes, it would be better if you took them in very small doses.
04:00I'll take nothing. Who allowed her on the bridge of the ship, anyways?
04:03Allowed? Ha! She dropped here for a weekend about a year ago.
04:06A year ago? Or does it just seem that long?
04:09Who's coming to dinner?
04:12The Bottomley's.
04:14Waldo P. Bottomley, the gadget peddler?
04:16Now wait a minute, Dad. All that has to change.
04:18Have you met Waldo Junior?
04:20No, and if he's anything like Senior, don't want to meet him.
04:23All right, if you want to go through life without speaking to your son-in-law.
04:26Son-in-law? Young Bottomley?
04:28What about you and Bill Peck?
04:30Don't mention that stubborn mule to me.
04:32Have you broken off with Bill?
04:34Months ago. He's too bossy. Almost as bad as you.
04:37Or you!
04:39Lord O. P. Bottomley.
04:43For 20 years I've been keeping that old barnacle scraped off from the hull.
04:47Now he's got a grip on the stern.
04:57Hey, am I seeing things or something?
05:00Not at all.
05:01That's an automatic door and it works with a photoelectric cell or whatever you call it.
05:06Oh, a Bottomley product, huh?
05:08Well, I know one Bottomley product that's not going to get into my family if I have anything to say about it.
05:18The fine homecoming!
05:30Now, Cappy, with Frankie and Junior about to be married, I propose that we bury the hatchet.
05:34That might not be so easy.
05:36Nonsense, nonsense.
05:37You'll save yourself a lot of trouble if you come around to my way of thinking.
05:41What?
05:42Well, tell them about the yacht there.
05:44You must have read about it, Cappy.
05:45The papers called it Bottomley's Greenboat.
05:48You're going in the yacht business, huh?
05:49No, no.
05:50Now, don't worry about any competition.
05:52It's just a little thing I got the youngsters for a wedding present.
05:54For a honeymoon trip.
05:55What kind?
05:56A schooner type, 75 footer.
05:58Just too cute for words.
06:00The latest thing, Cappy.
06:01All chromium finish.
06:02Wait till you see it, Cappy.
06:03It's wonderful.
06:04All you do is push a button and things happen.
06:05What about the crew?
06:06Well, that's just the point.
06:07There isn't any crew.
06:08Labor-saving devices by Bottomley Automatic Products Corporation.
06:09Progress, Cappy.
06:10Progress.
06:11No crew, huh?
06:12Just push buttons.
06:13Well, what happens if one of them gadgets gets out of whack, huh?
06:14Things happen.
06:15Mrs. Peasley just told us.
06:16You're not going to see you on any floating switchboard.
06:17I will if I want to and I want to.
06:18I'd like to see anyone try and stop me.
06:19Remember, Cappy.
06:20You came home for peace and quiet.
06:21Quiet.
06:22I'm telling you, my daughter's safe.
06:23You will be here.
06:24All you have to believe that.
06:26You'll be here.
06:27You'll be here and ready for your story?
06:28Anymore possible.
06:30Get out of the house.
06:31You will be here.
06:32For me, I'll be here to find you.
06:34You'll be here to find you.
06:35Hey, Cappy, I'll be here to find you.
06:37I'll be here to find your house.
06:38Get out of the house.
06:39I'll be there.
06:40Great.
06:41I'll be on the wall to find you.
06:43No way to see you.
06:44I'm telling you, my daughter's not going on that contraption.
06:47You don't know it, but times are passing you by, you old-fashioned granny.
06:54Why, step outside, you spineless jellyfish,
06:57and I'll give you something old-fashioned right on the end of your snoot.
07:00Now, Dad.
07:01What a fine mess you've made of things while I'm gone,
07:04turning the house into a nightmare.
07:06And do you know when the weekend's over?
07:09And you, you practically ruined the business with your bottomly conveyors,
07:13bottomly automatic envelope openers, bottomly everything.
07:16I felt it my duty as general manager.
07:20Manager, why, you're no longer even able to manage the postage stamps.
07:24Seems your fame is spreading, Matthew, my dear.
07:26And you, climb down off of that English accent.
07:28I'll get to you in a minute.
07:30Where were you when this was going on?
07:31I've resigned.
07:32Nobody resigns from me.
07:33I fire them.
07:36You.
07:36You weren't satisfied at getting your gadgets into my business,
07:40but you're trying to get this gadget into my house.
07:43Ah, you have all become slovenly and shipless.
07:47And bye-bye the machinery's going out of whack.
07:50And then you'll wish you knew how to use your hands and your heads,
07:53you addle-brained bunch of button pushers.
07:56Come on, Bill, let's get some fresh air.
07:58Cappy Ricks, you sit down there and listen to me.
08:02I'll do nothing of the kind.
08:04Now you listen to me.
08:05You're all Mr. Buckingham has said.
08:07Old-fashioned, behind the times, antiquated.
08:09Now see here, I...
08:10Silence.
08:11You've been saying, my business this and my business that.
08:14It may interest you to know it isn't your business.
08:16Not anymore.
08:17What?
08:18Uh, do you want to tell him or shall I?
08:20Well, uh, I...
08:22Uh, we, that is, Mr. Bottomley and myself,
08:25what of old Mr. Ford's interest.
08:26And that gives us 51% of the business.
08:30In other words, Cappy, we control it.
08:32And now can I ask what you intend to do with it?
08:36Oh, that's quite simple.
08:37We intend to merger with Bottomley Incorporated.
08:40Over my dead body, you will.
08:45Come on, Bill, I gotta go where there's peace and quiet.
08:47I gotta figure this mess out.
08:49You're gonna try to tell me you can't run my business and I'm a family anymore, huh?
08:53I don't have to tell you.
08:55Mrs. Peasley owns 51% of the business,
08:57and she'll go through with that merger just to...
08:59All blast, Mrs. Peasley.
09:00Well, that's your business.
09:01Now, what about your family?
09:03I'll fix them, too, every last one of them.
09:05How?
09:06You can't do anything with Matt.
09:07He's under his mother's thumb.
09:08And you can't keep Ellen from getting a divorce.
09:10And you try to tell Frankie what to do,
09:12and you just try.
09:15Why, you pinheaded young swore.
09:18There ain't nothing the matter with Matt and them girls.
09:20They just got soft, that's all.
09:22It's...
09:22If they're surrounded.
09:24It's Mrs. Peasley.
09:25Right.
09:26She ain't altogether to blame, either.
09:28Bottomley's at the bottom of this.
09:31Bill Peck, I'll bet you $5,000
09:33I can clean up this mess, family, and business
09:35inside of three months.
09:36And that goes for Mrs. Peasley, too.
09:40Well, what about it?
09:43It's a bet.
09:44We'll do it, Bill.
09:46We?
09:46Oh, now, wait a minute.
09:47You mean I've got to help you make me lose my bet?
09:51Oh, welching already, huh?
09:53Well, I might have known it.
09:55All right, all right.
09:56What's your plan?
09:57Listen, young flounder.
10:00I can't take the business away from Mrs. Peasley.
10:02But I can take Mrs. Peasley away from the business
10:05before I lose it.
10:06Why, in a week's time,
10:07I'll have that old hen eaten out of my hand.
10:09And that'll be a break for Ellen, too.
10:11And that's for Frankie.
10:12And that pussy will a son of a button pussy.
10:21Alfie, lend a hand with the luggage there.
10:31Seems like a dirty trick with the elector
10:33all ready for our maiden voyage.
10:35I know, Waldo.
10:36But Cappy's going away on another long trip next Monday.
10:39And we simply have to humor him his last weekend with us.
10:43Here, darling, let me help you.
10:45Don't you, darling, mean.
10:46I'm only doing this for Cappy.
10:47Next Monday, I'm going ahead with my plan.
10:49Ellen, how can you hold such a fault?
10:52Bye-bye, Waldo.
10:53Give your dear father my love
10:54and tell him I'll be back on Monday
10:56to sign the merger papers.
10:57Ellen, you are not really going...
10:59Next Monday, I'm flying to Reno.
11:00I'm slipping tired of you and your mother.
11:02Oh, stop arguing.
11:04Bad enough to spend two days on this old wash tub.
11:07Wash tub?
11:08The Gloria Ricks?
11:09Why, let me tell you, young lady,
11:10she's the finest, dirtiest sailing craft
11:12this side of...
11:13Paradise, I know.
11:14But wait until you see the electorate.
11:16Ah, a toy for a child to play with in the bath.
11:19Well, let's not waste any more time.
11:20The tide's just about right.
11:23There's a fine sailing breeze
11:24right outside the breakwater.
11:40Breathe deep, Matt.
11:41You'll get over it.
11:42I'll never get over it.
11:43Not on this cruise anyway.
11:46I still say you'll get over it.
11:54Oh, it's you.
11:57Now, don't worry.
11:58I don't like this any more than you do.
12:01One of Kathy's lesser ideas.
12:03Well, come on, get off the ropes.
12:04Off the ropes!
12:06Very graceful, my dear.
12:07But I must say it looked pretty obvious.
12:09It looked real accidental to me.
12:11I can stand anything for two days.
12:13Go ahead, enjoy yourself.
12:16Maybe I shall.
12:17He's very attractive.
12:18Tell us, hands and off.
12:24Don't look now, Kathy, but look.
12:29Oh, the sea.
12:30The sea.
12:31The beautiful sea.
12:33I feel so strong and reckless.
12:36Isn't this air elevating?
12:38You mean, invigorating, Mother?
12:41And the motion of the boat is really an exercise.
12:43I'm starving.
12:45When do we chow?
12:47Or is it mess?
12:50Mess?
12:52Take the wheel.
12:54You think you can stand it?
13:00Huh?
13:00You'd like to pull ashore and call the bed off?
13:02No.
13:03I always knew I was thoughtful.
13:05I could go on sailing forever and ever.
13:08Lady, if you only knew.
13:24Good morning.
13:28Good morning.
13:29Tea soup out there, eh?
13:30Yes, miss.
13:31With noodles.
13:32Oh, gosh, what a fun.
13:34Reminds me of London.
13:35Oh, dear, please.
13:36Let's be sensible.
13:37I don't think we'll ever get in.
13:38Are we in court yet?
13:40We'll be in dock in an hour.
13:41I can tell by the groundswell we're inside the Golden Gate.
13:44Thank heavens.
13:44I do hope for bottomless we'll be at the dock to meet us.
13:47Oh, Stuart, stop messing about like that and take these things out on the deck.
13:50It's kind of damp to dry outside, miss.
13:52You'd better wait until the sun comes out.
13:54Don't be idiotic, Stuart.
13:55Take the luggage, will you?
13:56I'll call the mate.
13:58Oh, that's right.
13:59Give the mating call.
14:02Ma'am, go up on deck and see if you can find out when we get in.
14:04Good morning.
14:05Good morning, everybody.
14:08Will you say that our bags are put up on deck, please?
14:10Why?
14:11Why does anyone want the luggage put out on deck?
14:14When a cruise is over, isn't it customary to have the luggage put on deck before docking?
14:19Oh, I see.
14:20You don't want to waste any time getting ashore.
14:21That's right.
14:23Well, how about an hour before we land?
14:24Good enough?
14:26Will we be late?
14:27Your luggage will be on deck an hour before we land.
14:29When will that be?
14:30Well, to be conservative, I should say with favorable trade winds
14:33and barring bad weather, we should be able to dock in about eight weeks.
14:39What?
14:40Eight weeks?
14:40What?
14:41Oh!
14:42Oh!
14:48The fog's melting fast.
14:49Looks like fine sailing up ahead.
14:51Yeah.
14:52Oh, too soon, I guess.
14:53Looks like a storm brewing.
14:59Where are we?
15:00Oh, why?
15:00This is an outrage.
15:01I demand that you turn back.
15:02Still demanding, huh?
15:03Well, we're 400 miles offshore, and I'm not turning back.
15:07But you must.
15:08I don't want any more sailing.
15:09What about the bottomleys?
15:10What about the merger?
15:11Bottomleys?
15:12The merger?
15:13That's your idea.
15:15Let me inform you, madam.
15:16You're not in my house now.
15:18You're aboard my ship, and I'm boss here.
15:21Oh, I'm going to have an attack of vertigo.
15:24Well, have it below deck.
15:26Did anyone ever tell you I was going to Reno today?
15:29You've got a long swim ahead of you.
15:31Oh, it can't be fun.
15:32Fun's fun, but I'm...
15:33I'm having it.
15:34But think of the Rick's Navigation Company.
15:37I am thinking of it.
15:39Did you think you could push a bottomleys button and run my business?
15:43Why, have you had any sense, all of you?
15:45You'll see we're running short-handed on this trip.
15:47And that's for a purpose.
15:49I'm going to work some of the bottomleys push-button influence out of your system.
15:53First Maid Peck here will assign you your job.
15:57What?
15:58Matt, regular crew, sail and deck.
16:00Ellen, cabin stewardess.
16:02Frankie, dining salon.
16:03And you, Mrs. Beasley, will be in charge of laundry and dishes.
16:09Suppose we refuse.
16:11That's mutiny.
16:12We use force to put that down.
16:13Force?
16:14Don't forget, there's still passive resistance.
16:17You will get no satisfaction out of me, you big bully.
16:20Ah, now, oh, oh, wait a minute, young lady.
16:26Take your hands off me.
16:27I will, if you promise not to jump.
16:29Ah, now, oh.
16:29Captain Lanning.
16:30Nothing.
16:31Ah, now, oh, oh, wait a minute, young lady.
16:35Take your hands off me.
16:38Promise nothing.
16:39Ah, now, there's sharks down there, you know.
16:42Sharks up here, too.
16:44Take this horse car off me.
16:45Not yet.
16:46Have a good mind to let you wear it for the rest of that trip like a necklace.
16:49But I tell you, Captain, he's not responsible.
16:52I'll give you $500 if you put that to port.
16:54Don't you see?
16:55Captain's getting old.
16:56He's lost his mind.
16:58That's still mutiny.
17:00Captain Lanning, if anybody attempts to coerce the crew, you've got my orders to throw him an iron.
17:04All right, sir.
17:05I'll have no more nonsense from you.
17:06Get me a job.
17:07I'll have no more nonsense from you.
17:50Oh, no, I'm dying.
18:15Parasites and imbeciles.
18:17I'll show them.
18:17You've been saying that for a month, and we've been doing the work of six men.
18:21It's just a waste of time.
18:22I tell you, Cappy, they're hopeless.
18:24Oh, I've been giving them rope.
18:25Yeah, they've been stringing us up with it.
18:27Why don't you forget about it and give in?
18:29Cappy.
18:29Yes, sir.
18:30Everything ready?
18:30Yes, sir.
18:31Get going.
18:31You'll get your orders.
18:32Yes, sir.
18:33Give in.
18:34Why, I just got started.
18:35Why are we anchored so close to this frightful island?
18:40I suppose cannibals came out and murdered us.
18:42The island is uninhabited.
18:44That won't stop cannibals.
18:46Mother, when an island is uninhabited, that includes cannibals, too.
18:49That's what I said.
18:56Well, the cruise has been a failure.
18:59It's taking you eight weeks to find that out.
19:02I thought if we shook off civilization for a while, why, you might toughen up a bit and
19:07come to your senses.
19:09You see, I was wrong.
19:11You can't change human nature.
19:12And it's taken you 60 years to find that out, too.
19:16I'm willing to learn.
19:18You can all relax.
19:20You win.
19:24I love you anyway, darling.
19:26Suppose you are a little slow on the upbeat.
19:29You know what's perfect.
19:31When did we start home?
19:32In the morning.
19:33It's about time you came to what senses you have.
19:36I'm really great.
19:38It's all right, ma'am.
19:40I smell smoke.
19:41Rose, Rose, Rose.
19:43Rose, come on, darling.
19:44Come on, get inside, look at her.
19:47Rose, come on, look at her.
19:49Rose, come on.
19:53All right, shove off.
19:54Come on, Captain.
19:56Sure.
19:56Never mind about them.
19:58Why aren't they coming?
19:59We'll be all ready.
19:59If we can't put out the fire, we'll get off the tank.
20:02No, don't take any chances.
20:11You can't keep the capital of a steward like that.
20:16Oh, they'll be all right, darling.
20:19You weren't taking any chances, were you?
20:21Oh, they'll be all right.
20:22Oh, they should have to be.
20:38A weight of the sea at my age.
20:42Can you see anything?
20:43No.
20:44What about Captain Lanning and the steward?
20:46Oh, they'll come in in the other dory.
20:48It's only five miles off shore.
20:50So what will we do?
20:51Do the best we can.
20:53We'll find the highest point on the island and build a fire.
20:56Don't worry.
20:56We'll attract the attention of some passing ship.
20:59But this island is 300 miles off any ship lane.
21:01You said so yourself.
21:02I know it.
21:03Well, we might be marooned here forever.
21:06How are we going to live?
21:08Don't worry.
21:09We'll get along.
21:10Long.
21:11Food.
21:12We're safe.
21:13We're safe.
21:14Captain, you're wonderful.
21:15I always believe in being prepared.
21:17What's the use in getting in the lifeboat and then starving to death?
21:20You mean we may be stuck here indefinitely?
21:26Just us?
21:28Just one big happy family.
21:31Happy?
21:31How deliciously possible.
21:33Everything's a starved house keeping.
21:35Reminds me of when I was first married.
21:37What a memory.
21:38Oh, this heavenly.
21:47It's not a penny of this.
21:54Braddock speaking.
21:55Daily report to CR.
21:57Steady breeze.
21:5811 knots.
21:58145 degrees.
22:0013 minutes.
22:0018 seconds north.
22:02300 miles south.
22:03By southeast of Hawaii.
22:04I'll be in port in less than a month.
22:08You better tell the family.
22:09It's going to be much worse when they find out for themselves.
22:12They never will.
22:12How are you going to explain to Gloria Ricks?
22:14She's going to be dismantled.
22:16About a month, one of my ships will pick us up.
22:19Lanning will be aboard with the alibi.
22:21Gloria Ricks lost at sea.
22:22He and the steward picked up by a passing ship.
22:24That's simple enough.
22:25Yeah, but it doesn't help me.
22:26After the heroic way we abandoned the Gloria Ricks.
22:29Oh, well, you suppose I stand in with Frankie.
22:31Well, what do you care?
22:32You're not in love with her.
22:33Who says I'm not?
22:34You said so a dozen times.
22:36Said she was useless.
22:38Be careful of this tropic atmosphere, my lad.
22:40Get balmy down here.
22:42Well, things won't be so balmy when I tell her the truth about the Gloria Ricks.
22:45Now, don't forget your promise, Bill.
22:47Oh, you got me all tied down with promises.
22:55Now, I don't object, mind you, to doing my share of the work.
23:01But those two lazy monsters might help.
23:04Help?
23:05They expect you to be grateful to them.
23:07For what?
23:08Allowing us to breathe?
23:10We clean, cook, wash their clothes, and they live in luxury.
23:13While we sleep like monkeys in the trees.
23:17Well, there's no law against building yourself a house.
23:19And no time either.
23:21Poor Matt wants to.
23:23But work or starve.
23:24Well, that's their motto.
23:26That's Bill's motto.
23:28He's so masterful.
23:31Say, are you?
23:36Matt, say something.
23:38Hello.
23:39Poor Matthew.
23:40Are you exhausted?
23:42Yes, and I'm full of blisters, too.
23:44I have all the dirty work to do while Bill and Kathy go fishing.
23:48Why don't they build us a house?
23:49I'll do the fishing.
23:51You'll get seasick if you look at the water.
23:52Who elected Bill head of this outfit, anyway?
23:56Ellen.
23:58You're so obvious, my dear.
23:59You should talk.
24:01Bill Peck means nothing to me, no matter how many fish he catches.
24:04Why, if you were the last available man on Earth.
24:06He is, for you.
24:07Poor Frankie.
24:09Torn between the devil and the desert island.
24:11Now, my dear, don't let this temporary tragedy lead you into doing anything hasty.
24:15Just hold a strong thought on Waldo, and it'll come through.
24:18Don't weaken, my dear, just because Bill is so good-looking and masterful.
24:22I see.
24:24That's the reason you're warning me against him.
24:27Bill.
24:28Francis.
24:29Frankie.
24:29Well, I don't trust her.
24:39Good luck, Leah.
24:41May I help?
24:42No, thanks.
24:42Where's Ellen?
24:44Oh, she usually helps me.
24:46Hello, Frankie.
24:47Can I help?
24:58I can manage.
25:00Shall I hold the goer?
25:02No, thanks.
25:03Ellen usually does that.
25:05Oh.
25:06Where did you learn that?
25:08The British West Indies?
25:09Bill, can I catch him for you?
25:19No, thanks.
25:19I've got a catcher.
25:23Hi there, Frankie.
25:25Remember, you're a long way from Reno.
25:26Dear, fish and eggs and eggs and fish.
25:47You used to like caviar.
25:48That's eggs and fish in one.
25:50I'm just dying for some dessert.
25:52For a change.
25:53Grape Suzette's, for instance.
25:55And what do you think you've got there, Mother?
26:04Dessert.
26:05Peaches, if you must know.
26:07What makes you so sure it isn't hash?
26:10I know peaches.
26:11They gurgle.
26:12Peaches don't gurgle.
26:13They swish.
26:14Well, there's only one way to find out.
26:16Here.
26:25Fish.
26:26Fish.
26:30Try to tell us Bill's fresh hand-picked eggs.
26:33He got them off the crib this morning.
26:35Stolen, no doubt.
26:36No, I climbed up and tossed them down to Ellis.
26:39Yes, you had so much fun.
26:40I imagine.
26:41What's the matter with the eggs?
26:52I prefer the fish.
26:54The eggs taste too fishy.
26:57What do you expect seabirds' eggs to taste like?
27:00Milk and honey?
27:01I was merely voicing my preference.
27:03Is there any objections?
27:05Well, I think I'll hike up to the cliff and light the signal fire.
27:08Matt, did you chop plenty of wood?
27:09Yes, I worked this afternoon.
27:12You see, I can stand to walk.
27:13I'll go along with you.
27:14No, I'll go with it.
27:15You turn to do the dishes.
27:16You can't get out of there.
27:18Well, I think I'll strike the hay, as the workmen say.
27:22I've got a surprise for you.
27:33You couldn't surprise me.
27:35Oh, I don't know about that.
27:37Wait till you see.
27:38I'm not interested.
27:39Here.
27:40Darling, you know I'm mad about you.
27:42I'd do anything for you.
27:43Anything.
27:44You would?
27:45Anything, darling.
27:47Then go punch your mother right on the nose.
27:49Ellen, how could you?
27:58What's bothering you, Frankie?
28:01Oh, nothing.
28:03You look mighty unhappy to me.
28:06I'm not unhappy.
28:07Can't a girl have a little peace and quiet to think about things?
28:10Oh, sure.
28:12I didn't mean to butt in.
28:14Oh, I'm sorry, Kathy.
28:16But do you think there's any chance of us ever getting away from this place?
28:21We can hope.
28:23Now, Kathy, you can't hope yourself off of an island.
28:27Suppose we're stuck here for the rest of our lives.
28:29What then?
28:31I don't know.
28:32Well, I mean, of course we've dropped most of the conventions of civilization, but...
28:38Did you miss it?
28:38Well, no, it isn't that, but...
28:41Well, there's some things that you just can't drop.
28:45Like what?
28:46Well...
28:47Well, how in the dickens can a girl get married in a place like this?
28:58How funny.
29:00Frankie, she wants to get married.
29:02Married?
29:03Oh, yes.
29:04Fine thing.
29:05She and Bill.
29:05No, no.
29:06Congratulations.
29:07No, no.
29:08You can't rush into a thing like that.
29:10What is there to wait for?
29:12Oh, you've got to give it...
29:13Give it some thought.
29:15You've got to think about it.
29:16I've been doing nothing but thinking lately.
29:19Well, it's high time folks she and Bill settle down.
29:22What did Bill say about it?
29:24Bill?
29:25Well, I haven't mentioned it to him.
29:27What are you doing up here?
29:28Well, you see, I've been thinking.
29:44Well, you see, I've been thinking.
29:56Huh.
29:57Patient on the road to recovery.
29:59Oh, Bill.
30:01May I talk seriously to you for a minute?
30:03I don't know.
30:04Can you?
30:06Oh, come on.
30:06Sit down.
30:12Bill.
30:13Suppose we're never rescued.
30:15Well, we will be.
30:16But even if we want, there's worse places in the world than this.
30:19Don't you ever think about getting home?
30:21Why think about it?
30:22All right.
30:24Let's think about us.
30:25Right here.
30:27Are you satisfied to do nothing but fish and steal eggs for the rest of your life?
30:31What else is there to do?
30:36Bill.
30:37We were engaged to be married once.
30:40Remember?
30:40Sure.
30:41And you?
30:42I know.
30:42It was all my fault.
30:45Remember the way you used to put your arms around me?
30:47That's the first thing I remember to forget.
30:52There.
30:54Like that.
30:56You know, you're coming up here every night and starting that fire is a joke.
31:00Why?
31:01What makes you think that?
31:02Oh, we're way off the ship lane.
31:03We'll never be seen.
31:04Well, suppose, uh...
31:06All right.
31:08Let's wait the rest of our lives and suppose.
31:11Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
31:14Making me propose?
31:20Frankie!
31:22Now, you let me tell you something, young lady.
31:35It was your fault we called it off in San Francisco.
31:38And if we ever get back there again, it's liable to be the same thing.
31:41Well, rather than that, let's forget about it.
31:44Because you love me?
31:45Yes.
31:46And there's another reason why we've got to wait.
31:49Nothing can be that important.
31:50Well, it is, though.
31:52Besides, we couldn't get married even if we wanted to.
31:54Well, we want to.
31:55We can.
31:56We can.
31:56Breakfast smells good.
32:17Say, what are you celebrating?
32:18William, I don't know whether it's your cooking or my appetite, but every day I seem to be eating more and more.
32:26Well, you don't seem to show up, Mrs. Beasley.
32:28Thank you, William.
32:29I was kind of late last night, weren't you?
32:30Uh-huh.
32:31Where's Frankie?
32:32Down the beach, taking a swim?
32:34What's the occasion?
32:36Somebody have any on Thursday?
32:39Good morning.
32:41Let's eat.
32:41That's all anybody seems to think about these days.
32:45Oh, I don't know about that.
32:47Now, what are you going to spring?
32:49Well, last night, Bill and I decided to become man and wife.
32:52What?
32:53You mean you...
32:54Why, scandalous.
32:56No, that's putting it mildly.
32:57It's impossible.
32:58Why is it?
32:59Why?
33:00Why, indeed.
33:01Do you mean to sit here and flaunt the conventions under our very noses?
33:03What conventions?
33:04Why, uh, it's immoral.
33:06That's all I've got to say.
33:08What's immoral about getting married?
33:10Married?
33:11Oh.
33:12But what about Waldo Bottomley Jr.?
33:15Well, what about him?
33:16Now, there's no use arguing.
33:18We've decided.
33:19You mean you have?
33:20Well, I haven't.
33:22If you two callous brooks won't protect this helpless girl, I will with my last breath.
33:27Save your breath, Mrs. Beasley.
33:28We are going to be married.
33:31But there isn't a minister.
33:32Not even a justice of the peace.
33:34Bill, you tell them.
33:35Cappy's a licensed sea captain.
33:37But he isn't a sea.
33:38Well, he's the only one who isn't.
33:49Hey, this is far enough to ship yours, my lad.
33:53Stand up.
33:55You can quit walking the boat.
33:58This marriage might sound informal,
34:01but that ain't going to prevent it from sticking.
34:03It's going to be awful legal.
34:05It can't be any too legal for me.
34:08And that's some way to laugh the ceremony.
34:14Wave knocked me off my balance.
34:17Cappy's losing his sea legs.
34:19Cappy's losing his sea legs.
34:20Cut that out.
34:20Now we get down to business.
34:22Bad day for Cappy.
34:23He's also losing his daughter.
34:24Are you sure you could do this without the book?
34:26Boy, I've tried dozens of them at sea in my time.
34:29I know the words by heart.
34:31Stop shaking.
34:32You looked at the boat.
34:34It's warming up.
34:37Yeah, it is getting warm.
34:39Oh, Cappy, get going.
34:41Between the sun and the excitement,
34:42I'm afraid he'll faint.
34:44Aye, aye, mate.
34:44We are gathered here in this doorway today
34:47to join this happy couple
34:48in the holy bonds of matrimony.
34:52What's the matter with you?
34:53I know you've never tried anything like this before.
34:56That's right.
34:58Maybe we'd better talk.
35:00We can do that after marriage.
35:02Do you, William Peck,
35:03take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife,
35:05to love, honor, and provide for
35:07so long as you shall live?
35:08Well, do you?
35:10Come on.
35:11Any minute now.
35:13What's the matter with you, Bill?
35:14Do you or don't you?
35:15No, yes, I do, but I...
35:17Well, it's all right so far, then.
35:19Do you, Frankie, uh...
35:21Francis.
35:21Oh, yeah, Francis.
35:23Do you, Francis Ricks,
35:24take this man to be your lawful wedded husband,
35:26to love, honor, and cherish
35:27so long as you shall live?
35:29I...
35:29That's what they all say.
35:31And now, Abner and Ben will conclude the program
35:40with a good old hillbilly special.
35:42I guess you didn't know about this.
35:43We forgot to tell you.
35:44That isn't all you forgot to tell me.
35:46All right, come on.
35:47I'm with the proof.
35:48Why, Francis, it was all in fun.
35:49Don't you, Francis, me.
35:51So, that's the reason you came fishing
35:53at the same hour every day.
35:55You were in touch with someone.
35:58Sort of.
35:59Captain Lanning and the steward weren't lost.
36:01No.
36:02And it wasn't a real fire?
36:04No.
36:05Smoked pots and oily rags
36:07where it wouldn't do any damage.
36:08So, that's the reason
36:09you were so brave about it all.
36:10That's the reason you didn't mind being here
36:12while we were frightened to death.
36:14You were laughing at us.
36:15My hero.
36:17Francis Crusoe, Jr.
36:18You were going through with a wedding.
36:20You tricked me.
36:21I didn't want to marry you
36:22in the first place.
36:23I told you so.
36:24You said you loved me.
36:25Well, I do love you, but I...
36:26You snake in the woods, Pyle.
36:28When are we going to be picked up?
36:31In about two weeks.
36:33Wait until Mrs. Peasley hears about this.
36:37This is station NLHY, San Francisco.
36:40We now bring you a half hour of dance music
36:42by Harry Brown and his singing swingsters.
36:44Give out, Harry.
36:45Mind you, get them clean.
36:46You two have got a lot of dishwashing to make up for.
36:49And a lot of wood chopping to do, too.
36:50Oh, it's something of a man out of him, the fool.
36:54The less talk, the more work you'll get done.
36:56Just wait.
36:57You wait until you get back to San Francisco.
36:59You two will be arrested and forgot.
37:01Not only do they kidnap us,
37:03they'll get life at least for that.
37:06But trapping this poor girl into marriage...
37:08I wasn't married and I wasn't trapped.
37:11You'll rule the day you had this idea, Mr. Cathy Riggs.
37:14You pipe down now, you old salamander.
37:18Let me tell you something.
37:20When we came here two months ago,
37:21why you were as silly and spineless
37:23as the crews ever call themselves human.
37:25Why you couldn't even lace your shoes,
37:26let alone do a day's work.
37:28Well, now you can.
37:29You'll get back safe enough
37:30and you'll be all the better off in the experience.
37:32All but you.
37:34What I'll go through is a one-drive alive.
37:36Why, you're more alive now than you ever were,
37:38you old battle-act.
37:39How dare you talk to me like that?
37:42The way you treated me.
37:43I'm saving the de-de-generation.
37:47You mean degradation, Mother.
37:48Only you don't mean it.
37:50Cathy's right.
37:51It's done us all a lot of good.
37:53And I, for one, am great.
37:54Well, Matthew...
37:55Now, just a minute.
37:56Let me finish.
37:57I mean every word I've said.
37:59And if you weren't so darn selfish and...
38:01Oh, my heart.
38:04Oh, I'm going to faint.
38:06Go ahead and faint.
38:07Thanks, man.
38:09Hard and nothing at all.
38:10But every time I think of the way you made me chop that wood
38:15and carry it up that cliff...
38:16Oh, that was all in fun.
38:18Fun?
38:19I like that.
38:20I die laughing every time I think how close I came to marrying that baboon.
38:26Well, don't blame Bill.
38:27That was your idea, Frankie.
38:28Yes, but why?
38:30I thought, well, what else was there to do?
38:34We were really going to be stuck on this island.
38:37Oh, sure.
38:38Just using me as a last chance.
38:39Well, don't worry.
38:40You'll soon be back with Waldo.
38:41And you can renew your acquaintanceship with all the inmates of the nightclubs and traffic
38:45courts.
38:45We interrupt the program for a newsflash.
38:48The Doom of the Gloria Ricks stout little yacht of the noted Alden P. Cappy Ricks was read
38:52today in floating wreckage picked up from the storm-lashed waters of the Pacific.
38:56Last heard from when 900 miles west of San Francisco, the yacht with its eight humans aboard
39:01is believed to have gone down with all hands.
39:04The ship owner's guests on the tragic cruise were its two daughters, Ellen and Frances,
39:08Matthew Peasley, and the latter's mother, Mrs. Amanda Peasley.
39:11All Pacific shipping continued on the lookout in the slim hope that some of the passengers
39:16and crew are still afloat in the lifeboat.
39:31Oh, it's you.
39:43Yeah, how did you guess?
39:45Ellen, you've been making a fool of yourself, and me too.
39:48And I've stood about all I'm going to.
39:50Stop it.
39:51You're hurting me.
39:52Come on.
39:52I've got something I want to show you.
39:54Suppose I refuse.
39:55Not a chance, my dear.
39:56And so I figured if we're going to have to be here together for the rest of our lives,
40:03we might as well make the best of it.
40:05We used to love each other, didn't we?
40:07Yes.
40:08That was before your mother...
40:09Now, let's not go into that again.
40:11Look.
40:12I built this all by myself.
40:15Resourceful, self-reliant, ingenuity.
40:17That's me.
40:18Why, then?
40:19It's not bad at all.
40:20Of course it's not.
40:22Step in and look around, will you?
40:24Come on.
40:26Now, this is why I took so long to chop firewood.
40:29I know it's nothing pretentious, but it's home,
40:32and this is where we're going to live from now on.
40:34Oh, Matt.
40:35And another thing.
40:36We're going to have a family.
40:37What?
40:38Oh, no.
40:39I'm not going to be tied down.
40:40Oh, just a minute.
40:41That's what you said in San Francisco.
40:43But it doesn't apply here.
40:45You no longer have any choice.
40:47You're crazy.
40:48Oh!
40:53All this worked.
40:54Now I'll have to rebuild it.
40:56Never mind, darling.
40:59You'll have me to help you.
41:05Well, Cappy, looks like you've won your bet, all right.
41:08But I'll probably have to pay off in coconuts.
41:11How's that?
41:12Well, you set out to make your family self-reliant, didn't you?
41:15You've done more than that.
41:16Matt and Ellen are a pair of lovebirds, and Frankie and Mrs. Peasley are getting along
41:21like a couple of campfire girls.
41:23Say, Bill, why don't you try reasoning with Frankie?
41:25No, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word.
41:28I guess you're right.
41:30I'm just a meddling old man.
41:31Where were you two last night?
41:42Home.
41:43Home?
41:43Yeah, home.
41:44I built it.
41:45Right over the hill.
41:46We invite you over sometime.
41:48Hey, how about my breakfast?
41:49I'm starving.
41:50I'm tired of waiting for my food.
41:53Yes, and I'm getting tired trying to please you people.
41:55Now, we're all in this thing, and the least you can do is try to make the best of it.
41:58He doesn't like our country.
41:59Why doesn't he go back where he came from?
42:01I can try.
42:02Now, wait a minute.
42:03I knew somebody would go crazy before long.
42:06I don't know why I didn't think of it before.
42:08I'll get you people back to San Francisco.
42:09It's the last thing I ever do.
42:11What time does the next ferry boat leave?
42:13Never mind the wisecracks, Mrs. Waldo Jr.
42:15Now, get this.
42:16We're about 300 miles off the ship lanes.
42:18Give me the dory with two-week provisions.
42:20I'll rig a sail out of that canvas, and I'll get help or else.
42:23Oh, Bill, that's suicide.
42:24The storm's about to start, and you wouldn't last five minutes if you got in one.
42:28I'll take a chance.
42:30I'll go with you.
42:32No, Matt, you mustn't.
42:33I'll go.
42:34I don't need any help.
42:35Yes, I can.
42:36At what?
42:41We've been here this long.
42:42We can wait a couple of months longer until the danger of typhoons is over.
42:45Then I'll take a chance.
42:47No, you won't.
42:48Since when have you been giving me orders?
42:50If Bill told you he had anything to do with getting into this mess, he's lying.
42:54Because whatever he did was done under my orders.
42:56He was against it from the start, and if anybody gets out of here, it's going to be me.
43:00Look!
43:01Look!
43:04It's coming our way!
43:11We're saved!
43:14It's the Electra!
43:18It's the bottomless!
43:20We're saved!
43:22We're saved!
43:22It's the bottomless, all right.
43:24We're saved!
43:25We're saved!
43:25We're junk!
43:26I knew it just as well as anything.
43:38It's all in holding the right thought.
43:40Now the merger will go through just as if I'd never been away.
43:43So thoughtful of you to bring us clothing.
43:45I usually think of everything.
43:47I still don't understand how you found us.
43:49That was easy.
43:50Rick's men were picked up by a fancy liner.
43:52They gave us directions when they arrived in San Francisco.
43:54So it took you eight weeks to get down here in the glory of Rick's, huh?
43:58Yes.
44:02You there, swabbing!
44:06Be more careful.
44:07You're not in a Rick's tugboat now, you know.
44:12Eight weeks, huh?
44:13Well, we'll make the trip home in three.
44:15The old and the new.
44:16What will science do next?
44:18Well, whatever it does, bottomless automatic products will handle it.
44:21I'm surprised you haven't an automatic deck washer.
44:28Hey, cook!
44:31What do you want?
44:33What time is it?
44:35Just as soon as it is.
44:37Four bells and all is well.
44:40Hey, what's that say?
44:41A bottomless product, sir.
44:42Mechanical watchman.
44:46Someday somebody's going to press a button once to walk around here.
44:50Yeah, I think you're right, Gabby.
44:54I'll have Bill Peck put away for 20 years.
44:57Nothing of a kind.
44:59Oh, you see, now that it's all over, Walno, it doesn't seem half so bad.
45:04It does to me.
45:05What would have happened if I hadn't rescued you?
45:08Oh, let's not talk about it.
45:10It's certainly nice to have some real clothes again.
45:16Have you looked over everything I brought you?
45:19No, not yet.
45:20There's a wedding gown in the closet.
45:22A wedding gown?
45:23Why, what on earth would I want with...
45:24We were supposed to be married three weeks ago.
45:27Do you know that?
45:28Well, yes, but, uh...
45:30Father's a licensed captain.
45:31We'll be married at sea.
45:33Swell idea.
45:34It's been tried before.
45:35What do you mean?
45:36Oh, nothing.
45:39What's in it?
45:40Galley.
45:40Now, look, Frankie.
45:41We're getting married.
45:43Oh, let's go in there and see.
45:44You know, I became quite a cook on the island.
45:48A galley slave's paradise.
45:50Not only electricity for cooking and freezing, but look at this.
45:53No looking for jars or having them spilt by a heavy sea.
45:56Just press a button, and there you are.
45:59Happy to love that.
46:01Everything automatic but, uh, the potato peeler.
46:04Say, you wait till we get back in the port, and I'm going to do a little button pushing myself.
46:08Your button.
46:08You'll be in jail 24 hours after we dock.
46:12Why, you will...
46:13That bill, cut it out.
46:14You've got to let off steam.
46:16Push yourself a button.
46:18That's an idea.
46:25Oh!
46:27There's a little salt and pepper for you!
46:31Come on!
46:32Ah!
46:33Ah!
46:33Ah!
46:34Ah!
46:38It's bad, Mr. Rankin.
46:48Well, it's not a pretty heavy weather.
46:49Well, let it come.
46:50The electric can take it.
46:51It's getting a bit rough, isn't it?
46:53You shouldn't have left your stake room, Mrs. Peasley.
46:55I wanted to tell you we'll be ready for the ceremony in 15 minutes.
46:58I don't believe I can leave.
46:59But you must.
47:00You've got to perform the ceremony.
47:02Isn't it really?
47:03Rough engagement, smooth marriage.
47:06Where's Cappy?
47:07He's pouting.
47:09Kind of rough out, eh, Cappy?
47:13What's the matter?
47:13You upset about that merger?
47:15No.
47:17I just can't get over my own daughter doing this to me.
47:19I just want to tell you to you.
47:21She's doing it to Waldo Jr.
47:23Ah, I never forgive her for it.
47:24Don't wait a minute, Cappy.
47:26I won't wait a second.
47:27You stubborn little fool.
47:29Why, she don't want that lily-livered slaw.
47:32Just because he rescued her, she feels obligated.
47:35I'm going to put a stop to this, and I'm going to put a stop to that merger, too.
47:39Now, you remember what you said on the island?
47:41What?
47:41That you were a meddling old fool who couldn't mind his own business?
47:44Did I say that?
47:45Sure did.
47:46Must have been talking in my sleep.
47:49Bill, it's going to be three days before this storm blows over.
47:53Well, what's that got to do with it?
47:54Well, you ever notice anything funny about this floating showcase?
47:57Yeah, it's got a lot of buttons.
47:58Right.
48:00Radio control, automatic steering, automatic compass, automatic everything.
48:05You ever been down the engine room?
48:07No.
48:07The whole she-bang runs from one switch.
48:10Well, I don't know anything about all these gadgets.
48:12Well, neither do I, but I do know that old Bottomley can't see it without it.
48:16What about the two?
48:17Two men.
48:18The steam center and the steward.
48:20I've seen marriages under very strange circumstances, but never like this.
48:24Stop bletching, will you?
48:26I'm standing still.
48:27It's the boat.
48:27Oh, I think you're crazy to go through with this.
48:30You don't want to?
48:31Of course I do.
48:32Besides, where would I be if it weren't for Waldo?
48:35Safe on the island, in Bill Peck's arms.
48:39It's not interesting.
48:40Besides, I haven't seen him burning any bridges to stop me.
48:44Where are the bridges?
48:46Well, if he were resourceful, he'd do something about it.
48:50What do you want him to do?
48:51Stop the ship?
48:52Sure.
49:04Hello.
49:04Hello.
49:05Hello, Mr. Rankin.
49:05Hello.
49:06Hello.
49:06Hello.
49:06Seven bells, all is well.
49:36What I want to know is, who named this ocean the Pacific?
49:40Up and down, round and round, but we're going nowhere.
49:43Oh, yes, we are, to the bottom.
49:45Oh, do, do something.
49:48Yes, Mr. Bottomley, push a button.
49:52I wonder where Walden Jr. is.
49:53We've got to expel stuff in the ceremony.
49:56We found out what's the matter?
49:57Everything, sir.
49:58I'm at eight wheel, make the news jam.
50:00I'm jamming.
50:01What I want to know is, are we going around in a circle?
50:04No, ma'am, we're just not going at all.
50:05Why?
50:06Our plan to air accommodates all of the automatic instruments and the engines, sir.
50:10Forget about the instruments.
50:11What kind of a sailor are you, anyway?
50:12I remind you, sir, that I'm not a sailor at all.
50:15Are you on the ship?
50:16In Bufins.
50:17I'm an electrical physio research engineer.
50:20Oh.
50:23And you, how about you and that other fellow?
50:25Don't forget, we've got sails.
50:27Yeah, but we're only semen under power.
50:29And suppose we could sail.
50:31We couldn't get anywhere, we can't navigate.
50:32Especially when the instruments ain't working.
50:35And everything went out of commission at once?
50:37Why?
50:38I don't know.
50:39Well, I do.
50:41There are a dozen men left who can sail this boat home without navigating it.
50:44And one of them is on this boat.
50:46Kathy!
50:47Good old Kathy.
50:48Darling, Kathy.
50:49I wouldn't ask him to help.
50:51The men are going to the bottom.
50:52I will.
50:52Better not go out there, Liz.
50:54I'd like to.
51:00Bill!
51:08So, this is the way the big heroes write the storm.
51:11Come on, Bill.
51:12Pull yourself together.
51:13We'll look after you.
51:21Kathy!
51:21I suppose you do think you're awfully smart.
51:51What's the matter?
51:52Can't you see?
51:53What?
51:54Ellie, Matt, Mrs. Peasley, everybody is willing to do it.
51:58Oh, Captain, please, Bill.
52:00I don't know what she's talking about.
52:02If this boat keeps tossing around on the waves, it'll splurge up the clock.
52:05Well, hasn't Captain Bottomley got an automatic wave smoother?
52:08Oh, ready for a button and a good one.
52:12Daddy!
52:13Well, I'll tell you what we'll do.
52:16The old push-button will come down here personally and agree to turn to his sailor for it.
52:21Oh, he won't.
52:23He swore he would pass.
52:24Oh, Captain.
52:26Don't you be stubborn.
52:28You know he has a bill of iron.
52:31Well, then suddenly become awfully rusty.
52:34Well, here's it, Captain.
52:36You haven't fine sailing with me, ain't we, Captain?
52:38I order both of you up on deck immediately.
52:40What for?
52:41To sail this ship.
52:42See the captain's orders?
52:43I command you.
52:45Now, you listen to me, you mealy-mouthed, button-pushing parasite.
52:49You may be the captain of this ship, but you'll never give Kathy Rick's orders.
52:53They can sink as far as I'm concerned, and there's only one way you'll ever see land again.
52:57Well, I didn't mean that...
52:59And I'll sail it in under one condition, and I want that made in the presence of everybody on board.
53:03Well, anything within reason.
53:04Well, come on.
53:06We'll sail up there.
53:08What am I supposed to do?
53:14I suppose you want some dishes, too?
53:16Certainly.
53:17Why...
53:20Why, you...
53:26All right, Mrs. Peasley.
53:30Not only is the merger out, but here it is.
53:33Clause number five.
53:34You're going to sell me back every bit of stock you own in my company.
53:37Is that clear?
53:38Yes, Kathy.
53:39Mrs. Blackmail, shut up.
53:41Sign on the dotted line.
53:47And another thing, before I forget it, you're going to take all those gadgets out of my house and leave it the way it was.
53:52And then, Mrs. Peasley, you're going to scram.
53:55Yes, Kathy.
53:56But where do I scram?
53:57Iceland, Peru, Borneo.
53:58No, I don't care.
53:59And as to you, Bottomley, you're going to take all those automatic cargo loading gadgets and go back and give him a money back.
54:06But, Kathy, Mr. Rich to you, buddy.
54:09How about it?
54:10Okay, but I think you're making a terrible mistake.
54:12The only mistake I'm making is not popping you one line in the end, you're snooping.
54:15The only mistake I'm making is not popping you one line in the end, you're going to take all those things out of your house.
54:21The only mistake I'm making is not popping you one line in the end, you're going to take all those things out of your house.
54:25No discipline aboard here.
54:47What do you two want?
54:49How far are we going home?
54:50Well, we're 17 miles west of Seal Rocks and headed to the good 12.
54:54I told you, we're still on the high seas.
54:56And Kathy has full authority?
54:58Oh, we did have.
54:59Well, what are we waiting for?
55:01I'll bet you Kathy's forgotten how the ceremony goes.
55:04I know the words by heart.
55:06Wait a minute.
55:10Hey, you button pusher!
55:13Get that swerve in the corner there!
55:16Aye, aye, sir.
55:24Six bells and all is well.
55:33You're done too, Kitty!
55:34Okay.
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