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00:00:00THE END
00:00:30The End
00:01:00Dancy, what do you do?
00:01:30How do you do?
00:01:31I never thought that I'd live to see the day that a girl could get Drogo Gaines with all his millions to the altar.
00:01:37My Helen has done it.
00:01:39I'll believe it when I see it.
00:01:41My Helen is a very smart girl.
00:01:44My Agnes was in the running, but what chance did she have when he never kept her out after ten o'clock at night?
00:01:51Well.
00:01:51I don't know.
00:02:21What's the matter?
00:02:36Well, come and see.
00:02:37Oh, my goodness.
00:02:47Oh, my goodness.
00:02:47Dr. Johnson, will you come in, please?
00:02:59Yes, I can.
00:03:00Of course.
00:03:01Listen to me, Drogo Gaines.
00:03:02What do you think you're doing?
00:03:07What's the matter with him?
00:03:08I think he's nuts.
00:03:09Here he is, Doctor.
00:03:11My goodness.
00:03:13We'd better put him on the couch.
00:03:14All right.
00:03:15Lend me a hand.
00:03:16Okay.
00:03:17There we go.
00:03:17There appears to be no fever, and the pulse is normal.
00:03:28It must be a mental collapse.
00:03:30I'll phone for some assistance.
00:03:33Hey, Drogo.
00:03:34Come on.
00:03:35Wake up out of this thing.
00:03:37Well, what now?
00:03:39Well, of all things, to happen to me.
00:03:41Yeah, it happened to you.
00:03:42If you had married the dope two weeks ago, we'd have had the ten million, and we wouldn't
00:03:45care whether he did go goofy.
00:03:47Ma, it's all your fault.
00:03:48If you'd only let me marry Jerry Van Sniven, he had plenty of dough, and besides, I might
00:03:52have learned to love him.
00:03:52How did I know?
00:03:53Look at all the money Drogo's got.
00:03:55What are we going to do?
00:03:57We can't let those people eat all that food and stuff.
00:03:59Who's going to pay for it?
00:04:00You go out there and tell them it's been postponed.
00:04:02All right.
00:04:09Are you all right?
00:04:11Oh, yes, I'm all right.
00:04:13You mean to say that you heard everything we said?
00:04:15Yes.
00:04:15Well, but I didn't do this for that reason.
00:04:17I was afraid to go out there.
00:04:20I realized what a momentous step I was taking.
00:04:22But now that I know where your affections really are, it's probably all for the best.
00:04:26All for the best?
00:04:27You're making a monkey out of me, leaving me at the altar?
00:04:30Well, I'm very sorry.
00:04:32Wait a minute.
00:04:34Everybody in this house thinks you're crazy.
00:04:36Now, listen to me, Drogo Gaines.
00:04:37You're going to marry me, or they're going to think you're crazy for the rest of your life.
00:04:40Oh, I don't understand.
00:04:42Helen, how are you going to influence those people?
00:04:43Help!
00:04:44Help!
00:04:45Let me go!
00:04:46Let me up!
00:04:47Let me go!
00:04:48Let me go!
00:04:49Helen, what are you doing?
00:04:50Ah!
00:04:51Help!
00:04:52Mother!
00:04:52Don't let him come in!
00:04:53He's crazy!
00:04:55Help!
00:04:55Help!
00:04:56Mother!
00:04:57Somebody come in, help me!
00:04:58He's gone violent!
00:04:59Help me!
00:05:00What's the matter here?
00:05:01My poor child!
00:05:04What?
00:05:16Good morning, Mr. G.
00:05:17Would you mind telling me where I am?
00:05:22The Hopedale Club.
00:05:24Hopedale Club.
00:05:32I can't stay in a place like this.
00:05:34I'm sorry, Mr. G., but I'll have to refer your complaint to Dr. Thorndyke.
00:05:38Now, eat your breakfast like a good boy.
00:05:40I don't want any breakfast.
00:05:41Please, Mr. G., you mustn't.
00:05:48Dr. Thorndyke!
00:05:56Oh, pardon me.
00:05:57Have you the time?
00:05:59No, I'm sorry.
00:05:59I have my watch.
00:06:00Here.
00:06:01It might.
00:06:02Oh, no.
00:06:03But listen.
00:06:04I want to see Dr. Thorndyke.
00:06:17Just have a seat.
00:06:18Okay.
00:06:20You're a progressing splenching.
00:06:22I'll drop in and see me any time you like.
00:06:24Okay, you're a progressing splinter.
00:06:44Now, drop in and see me any time you like.
00:06:46Always glad to have you.
00:06:47Thank you, Doctor.
00:06:49Mr. N., do you mind if I send Mr. G. in ahead of you?
00:06:55Not at all.
00:07:06Well, well, Mr. Gaines, glad you dropped in.
00:07:09We'll call you Mr. G. here.
00:07:12Are you feeling better?
00:07:13No, I'm not.
00:07:15I mean, I never felt bad.
00:07:16Oh, I mean...
00:07:17Now, don't excite yourself.
00:07:18I'm not exciting myself.
00:07:20I just want to get out of here.
00:07:22Of course.
00:07:23They all do at first.
00:07:24But you'll soon learn to like us.
00:07:26We like you.
00:07:28That's just dandy, Doc.
00:07:30And I'm sure that you and I and all the lads would become great chums.
00:07:35But really, I've got to get back to New York.
00:07:37What have you there, Mr. G?
00:07:40Oh, that?
00:07:41A little man outside fastened a flower that he didn't have with a pin that isn't here.
00:07:47Would you mind letting me have that again, please?
00:07:50Well, that is...
00:07:51He thought he had a pin that he put in a flower that I haven't got.
00:07:58Now, look.
00:07:59I was just...
00:07:59I understand perfectly.
00:08:01Wait a minute.
00:08:03A fellow simply gave me a flower.
00:08:05And a very pretty flower it is, too.
00:08:08Oh.
00:08:09Look, Doctor.
00:08:10There's nothing wrong with me.
00:08:11Of course, there's nothing wrong with you, Mr. G.
00:08:22Now, Doctor.
00:08:32Ooh.
00:08:35Cute.
00:08:36Listen, Dr. Thorndyke.
00:08:37I've had enough of this foolishness.
00:08:39You've got to let me go.
00:08:44Look.
00:08:44Mr. Gaines, I hope you'll appreciate my position in this matter.
00:08:47I've no alternative but to keep you here until your conduct improves.
00:08:51But listen.
00:08:51Now, don't make it hard for yourself.
00:08:53Finish dressing and go out in the sun.
00:08:55We're allowing you the full run of the grounds.
00:08:57Woo!
00:09:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:09:06Oh, I'm sorry.
00:09:29I didn't know you were fishing.
00:09:30What did you think I was doing?
00:09:36Good fishing?
00:09:38Excellent.
00:09:40Caught many?
00:09:41Nope.
00:09:42Never catch any.
00:09:44It's a sort of new idea when it comes to fishing.
00:09:48Yeah, sure.
00:09:49Brighter than I thought you were, Mr. Gaines.
00:09:51Sit down.
00:09:52Oh, you know me.
00:09:53Know all about you.
00:09:55Carraway's my name.
00:09:57Colonel Carlton Carraway.
00:09:58You've heard of Carraway Seeds.
00:09:59Well, I'm the whole corporation.
00:10:01I didn't like the business, so I came here on my own accord.
00:10:04I like it here.
00:10:05Well, I don't.
00:10:07I'm going to escape.
00:10:08Oh, no, you're not.
00:10:09The walls are too high.
00:10:11Why'd you come here if you don't want to stay?
00:10:12I didn't come.
00:10:14I pulled a little stunt in self-defense.
00:10:16Oh, yes.
00:10:17That Newton girl.
00:10:19While you were looking at her eyes, she was looking at your checkbook.
00:10:23Well, I didn't know.
00:10:24And Agnes.
00:10:25She kissed you when you bought her a yacht.
00:10:29You'd have done better with a canoe.
00:10:31And that Argentine tomato.
00:10:33What was her name?
00:10:33Conchita Wat Mazuma.
00:10:36You bought her bracelets and called her angel.
00:10:38And she said,
00:10:40Mi piccioncito eres mi todo.
00:10:42Sounded sweet, didn't it?
00:10:44Just mean sucker.
00:10:45You certainly know a lot.
00:10:49Yes, that's why I'm here.
00:10:51Tell me, Colonel.
00:10:54How does a fellow know when he's found the right girl?
00:10:58The signs.
00:11:00Signs?
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:01I don't understand.
00:11:03Well, now, supposing a girl crossed her fingers and you crossed yours at the same time.
00:11:12That's a sign.
00:11:13Go!
00:11:14What's the matter?
00:11:15Oh, I caught a fish.
00:11:18Well, I'll never be able to fish here anymore.
00:11:20Come on, young Drogo.
00:11:21What are you going to do now?
00:11:22Going to photograph the fish.
00:11:23Everybody does that.
00:11:24Are you leaving, Colonel?
00:11:25Yes, this place is no good.
00:11:27There's too many fish.
00:11:34Something I could do for you?
00:11:37No.
00:11:40Now, this, Mr. G, is the broom and daisy.
00:11:42The what?
00:11:43The broom and daisy.
00:11:44Probably the finest camera ever invented by the human mind.
00:11:48Now, don't let her frighten you and don't ask how she works or you'll spoil all the fun.
00:11:52Now, take one step forward.
00:11:55Two backward.
00:11:57Just a might forward.
00:11:58Now, what are you playing?
00:12:00That's another invention of mine.
00:12:02I never focus the camera.
00:12:04Anyone can focus the camera.
00:12:05I focus you.
00:12:06Now, are you ready?
00:12:08Hold it.
00:12:09There you are.
00:12:10That merely takes the photograph.
00:12:12Now, we develop it.
00:12:20Come in.
00:12:23Good morning, Colonel.
00:12:24Good morning, Harry.
00:12:25Then, meet Mr. G.
00:12:27How do you do?
00:12:28How do you do?
00:12:32And now, we shall see what we shall see.
00:12:36We release the gadget A.
00:12:39Seize the dingus B.
00:12:41And grasp the photograph.
00:12:43See?
00:12:43And there you are.
00:12:44It's blank.
00:12:45Yes.
00:12:46That's the wonderful thing about the Bloomin' Daisy.
00:12:48You never can tell what's coming out.
00:12:50Sometimes, I get the most amazing pictures.
00:12:53Not very often.
00:12:55Uncle Carlton, you're going to stay with me at the country place.
00:12:58Dr. Thorndagnac, I think you'll be much happier there.
00:13:01Oh, well, Harry, I like it here.
00:13:02I know, but you've got to leave here sometime.
00:13:04You've been here long enough.
00:13:05People are starting to ask embarrassing questions.
00:13:07Oh, Harry.
00:13:08Not another word.
00:13:09I know what's best for you.
00:13:11You get your things together, and I'll call for you in the morning.
00:13:13You understand?
00:13:13Yes.
00:13:14Well, goodbye.
00:13:16Goodbye, Mr. G.
00:13:18Gee.
00:13:18I hope you have fun playing with your fish.
00:13:25I'm embarrassing him, that crackpot.
00:13:28He seemed all right to me.
00:13:29Oh, he did, did he?
00:13:31Come here.
00:13:35Look at that.
00:13:44What's the matter with that?
00:14:01He's a member of the fire department.
00:14:02That's just it.
00:14:03He isn't.
00:14:04Well, most likely, the whole thing's my fault anyway.
00:14:07When he was a little lad, I bought him a toy fire engine to play with.
00:14:10Said he wanted to be a fireman.
00:14:11He never outgrew it.
00:14:12He's been playing fireman ever since.
00:14:14Oh.
00:14:15Go to his country place.
00:14:17Why, the whole thing's nothing but a big fire department.
00:14:19He'll not get me up there.
00:14:21I'll run away.
00:14:22That's what I'll do.
00:14:23I'll escape.
00:14:23You said you couldn't escape.
00:14:25No, I didn't.
00:14:26I said you couldn't.
00:14:27Didn't say I couldn't.
00:14:28If I had enough money to finance the Blooming Daisy, I'd escape tonight.
00:14:31I have $120.
00:14:34$120?
00:14:35Say, that's enough to put the Blooming Daisy on a paying basis.
00:14:38But the Blooming Daisy won't even take a picture.
00:14:39Shh.
00:14:40You know that, and I know that.
00:14:42But the people we photographed wouldn't know it.
00:14:44Now, look.
00:14:45You meet me at the woods near the river at 9 o'clock tonight.
00:14:47Boy, we'll hit the open road.
00:14:49We'll meet people.
00:14:50Real people.
00:14:51None of the money-grabbing kind.
00:14:53Don't forget to bring the money.
00:14:54What kept you so long?
00:15:03The fool guard didn't show up in time.
00:15:05It couldn't escape unless a guard was there.
00:15:07It wouldn't be strategic.
00:15:08Here, take that pole and knock those rocks off.
00:15:09The equipment's there.
00:15:11What for?
00:15:12The boat, of course.
00:15:13We've got a launcher.
00:15:14I knew this life would be too good to last.
00:15:16Why, how did this escape years ago?
00:15:17You call wrestling a boat?
00:15:19Here, stop all that fiddle paddles.
00:15:20Get this stuff on board.
00:15:22There you are.
00:15:24Here.
00:15:26Here, now, give me a hand.
00:15:29Fall ashore.
00:15:30Let's go on ashore.
00:15:31Shh.
00:15:32How far do you expect to get in this thing?
00:15:34Who wants to get far?
00:15:35We just want to get.
00:15:36Steve, ho, my hearty.
00:15:38Aubrey!
00:15:53Have Mr. Gaines sent to my office right away.
00:15:55Thank you, Dr. Thorndyke.
00:15:57As Mr. Gaines' secretary, I can assure you there's absolutely nothing wrong with him.
00:16:00As his fiancée, I can assure you that there is.
00:16:03Why, this whole thing is preposterous.
00:16:08Hello, Miss White.
00:16:16What?
00:16:16Miss White, notify the police.
00:16:20Seas as smooth as glass.
00:16:22We're not at sea.
00:16:23We're in the middle of the river.
00:16:25My feet are getting wet.
00:16:26Well, a little salt water never hurt anybody.
00:16:29That's not salt water.
00:16:30I never said it was.
00:16:32I made a...
00:16:33...about water never hurt anybody.
00:16:36Oh, you're impossible.
00:16:38Miss Rat's impossible.
00:16:39It's probably sinking.
00:16:41The server's right if we both drowned.
00:16:43We never should have listened to you in the first place.
00:16:44Oh, playing the coward, eh?
00:16:46Why, this silly river's so shallow you could wade ashore at any time.
00:16:50It is?
00:16:52Well, I'm going to wade.
00:16:53This must be the wrong river.
00:17:03Silly old river's shallow, huh?
00:17:06Well, you must have hit an air pocket.
00:17:12Waterfalls.
00:17:13Waterfalls?
00:17:14Give me that thing.
00:17:15We'll go over.
00:17:16That's a silly statement.
00:17:17People don't go over falls and rides.
00:17:19They only go over and back.
00:17:36Well, that wasn't just enough, you hope.
00:17:38I can't even broke my neck.
00:17:39Well, all's well that ends well.
00:17:49Say, what's the idea of throwing things and destroying people's property?
00:17:52I'll have you know, madam, that I have just perpetrated the most magnificent escape...
00:17:56...in my long and brilliant record of achievement.
00:17:58Escape?
00:17:59Well, that's it, eh?
00:18:00I might have known.
00:18:02Well, now that you know, would you mind telling me how to get to a telephone?
00:18:05Listen, you're not going anywhere to pay for what you broke.
00:18:08And a case of Cupid dollars cost nine bucks.
00:18:10Well, here's twenty dollars.
00:18:13Keep the change.
00:18:13I said nine bucks.
00:18:15No more, no less.
00:18:16That's the smallest I've got.
00:18:18You mean you don't want the extra money?
00:18:19No, why should I?
00:18:20Oh, what a girl.
00:18:22Come on, come on.
00:18:22Play up or I'll call the police.
00:18:23I have nothing smaller than a twenty.
00:18:27Achoo!
00:18:29Say, you're soaking wet.
00:18:31Oh, sure, I've been waiting.
00:18:32Here you are, my lad.
00:18:34Change into something of mine.
00:18:35I always carry extra equipment.
00:18:37Oh, no, I'm all right.
00:18:38Now, go ahead.
00:18:38We can't carry on with sick troops, you know.
00:18:40You can change behind the car.
00:18:42Make it snappy.
00:18:48Say, uh, what's he done?
00:18:51It isn't what he's done, gal.
00:18:53It's what he might do.
00:18:55His instincts, you know, are all bad.
00:18:57He's been a terrible trial to me, but I've done the best that I could.
00:19:02If he but had the love of a good woman, someone to bring out the finer things in him, to restore
00:19:07his self-respect, then again he could become a man among men.
00:19:11Oh, ho, Moore's Carnival.
00:19:26Yeah, Penguin Moore.
00:19:27That's me.
00:19:28You own this?
00:19:29Yeah, the hall works.
00:19:31Tight lights, music, the gay, pleasure-mad throngs.
00:19:34What throngs?
00:19:35Learning a figure of speech, my girl.
00:19:37Learning a figure of speech.
00:19:39Ladies and gentlemen, right out west this way.
00:19:42Come on, fellas.
00:19:43Hi, hello, Penguin.
00:19:44Glad to see you back.
00:19:45Hi, Alice.
00:19:46Uh, you got change for 20?
00:19:48Are they still making those things?
00:19:52It won't make you fat.
00:19:53It'll make you thin.
00:19:54Come on.
00:19:54Yum, yum, you're so delicious.
00:20:02You're sweeter than an angel cake.
00:20:06I'll bet an even baker's dozen
00:20:09That every bee that's buzzing
00:20:11Tells its pretty flower
00:20:13You're his long-lost cousin.
00:20:16When you promise me kisses
00:20:20The filling in my sweet toothpaste
00:20:23Because your lips are more enticing
00:20:27Than Grandma's chocolate icing
00:20:29Yum, yum, yum
00:20:34I keep a pantry full of sugar and spice
00:20:44Strawberry jam
00:20:47And everything nice
00:20:51But what could be much sweeter
00:20:54Than someone like yourself
00:20:59You belong on my top shelf
00:21:07Yum, yum, yum
00:21:11You're so delicious
00:21:13You're sweeter than an angel cake
00:21:16I'll bet an even baker's dozen
00:21:20That every bee that's buzzing
00:21:22Tells its pretty flower
00:21:24You're his long-lost cousin
00:21:27When you promise me kisses
00:21:31The filling in my sweet toothache
00:21:35Because your lips are more enticing
00:21:38Than Grandma's chocolate icing
00:21:41Yum, yum, yum
00:21:44Yum, yum
00:21:44You are the first lucky lady
00:21:53To get the dollar for trade for 25 cents
00:21:55Right down that way, lady, and to your left
00:21:57As soon as we get changed to the $20, we're on our way
00:22:00Now listen, young lady
00:22:05I've been waiting long enough
00:22:07Either you give me $120
00:22:09Or this show is the tax
00:22:10Now patience, Sheriff, patience
00:22:13I do not like to be rushed while I am bathing
00:22:15In fact, I like to soak
00:22:17After 47 minutes, you ought to be waterlogged
00:22:21Oh, you come right out of there, young lady
00:22:31Or I'm going to come over there and pull you up
00:22:34Why, Sheriff, police, after all
00:22:36What's going on here?
00:22:44I was waiting for the head of this year's show
00:22:46To get out of the shower
00:22:47Well, I'm the head of the show
00:22:49Boy, you are
00:22:50You blew Brownville last night
00:22:52Owing money to several citizens of our community
00:22:54For use of the lot, gas, electricity, water
00:22:57Matter-of-fact, you didn't pay for nothing
00:22:59Just a minute, Sheriff
00:23:02What is the attachment on this show?
00:23:04$120
00:23:04$120
00:23:05Well, there's your $100
00:23:07And here's your $20
00:23:08Now, thank you very much, Sheriff
00:23:10That fixes up everything
00:23:11Wait a minute, mister
00:23:11I never ask anyone to pay off anything on my show
00:23:14Who said I was paying off anything on the show?
00:23:16I merely want to buy the photographic concession for the Colonel
00:23:19You mean, you want to pay $120 so the Colonel can use that Bloomin' Daisy around here?
00:23:24That's right
00:23:24Well, let me tell you, mister
00:23:26It ain't worth it
00:23:27It's worth a lot more than that to me
00:23:28Now, goodbye, Miss Moore
00:23:29And thank you very much
00:23:31Say, not a bad guy
00:23:35And cute, too
00:23:37Well, goodbye, Colonel
00:23:38And lots of luck with the Bloomin' Daisy
00:23:40Where are you going?
00:23:41Back to New York, of course
00:23:42That's my suit you got on?
00:23:44Oh, it is
00:23:45Well, I'll send it back to you
00:23:46Which one of you is Penguin Moore?
00:23:48I am, why?
00:23:50Well, I'm Clem Prouty
00:23:51Owner of this lot
00:23:52And I want that $20 rental in advance that she promised me
00:23:55Well, say, can't you give us a little while?
00:23:57Nothing, Dawn
00:23:58I'll give you just 10 minutes to get the money
00:24:00And either you'll put up or pack up
00:24:02And I'll be waiting right here
00:24:05Wait a minute
00:24:13I'll get $20 from these yokels for my Indian remedy
00:24:16If it's the last act of my life
00:24:18Now, where do you think you're going?
00:24:23Well, with you, of course
00:24:24Nowhere else to go now that the source of livelihood's been cut off
00:24:27What a pity
00:24:28And to the lack of only $20
00:24:30Oh, I never saw such a mess
00:24:32There must be some way to make $20
00:24:34Say, I've got another attachment on the Bloomin' Daisy
00:24:37That I saved for just such an emergency
00:24:39Now, you put one here
00:24:40One here
00:24:41And one here
00:24:42Well, I'll try anything once
00:24:49Here you are, young lady
00:24:53Take care of my bag for me
00:24:54Sure, bud
00:24:55Beg your pardon, stranger
00:24:58You look like an intelligent person
00:25:00One who'd be interested in making a little easy money
00:25:03Sure, who's going to mind me?
00:25:04I am
00:25:05But in order to accomplish this feat
00:25:06I shall have to secure a portion of your chewing gum
00:25:08What good gum going to do you?
00:25:10Ah, that's a secret
00:25:11I've made hundreds of dollars that way
00:25:12Now, we attach the little pea to the chewing gum
00:25:16We attach both to the interior of the shell
00:25:19Follow me, stranger
00:25:22I'll show you how it works
00:25:23Well, well, well
00:25:28The shell game, eh?
00:25:29The object of this game
00:25:31Is to find out which shell the little pea is under
00:25:33I've had a lot of experience along that line
00:25:35Say, your shoelaces untied, young fella
00:25:36Tell you what I'll do, young man
00:25:40I'll bet you $20 that I can tell you where the little pea is
00:25:43I'll bet you $20, too
00:25:44$20 is all I want
00:25:45$20 is the limit
00:25:46Hey, limit, take your money back
00:25:47It was my idea
00:25:48Oh, no, you don't
00:25:50I had my money up first
00:25:51You're unfair, sir
00:25:52Triggered, in fact
00:25:53Just a minute, just a minute
00:25:55Say, young fella
00:25:55Didn't I have my money down first?
00:25:57Yes, I guess you did
00:25:58That gives you the first chance to play
00:25:59Sorry, mister
00:26:00Well, it's an outrage
00:26:01Money won that way
00:26:02It'll do you no good
00:26:03Now, gentlemen
00:26:04Which shell hides the little pea?
00:26:06That one
00:26:06It ain't there
00:26:09No
00:26:09Too bad, gentlemen
00:26:11Too bad
00:26:12Better luck next time
00:26:13It's amazing
00:26:14The man must be a wizard
00:26:16I'm glad I didn't bet any of my own money
00:26:17And there you are, ladies and gentlemen
00:26:20The great Indian princess Yo-Yo in the flesh
00:26:23She speaks not a word of anything but her native tongue
00:26:26Now, she brings this tonic to you from the sands of the desert
00:26:29The rocks of the mountains
00:26:30The land of the mighty red man
00:26:32Now, you've never seen a sick Indian
00:26:35They're all big, strong, mighty men of nature
00:26:40And why are they all big, strong, mighty men?
00:26:43Because they use Princess Yo-Yo's Indian tonic exclusively
00:26:47And now, my good people
00:26:49This wonderful remedy is worth $5 a bottle
00:26:52But we're not going to charge you $5
00:26:54Oh, no
00:26:55Nor $2
00:26:56Nor $1
00:26:57No, sir
00:26:59You're going to buy this wonderful tonic for just $0.25
00:27:02And because of the great affection the princess has for the people of this community
00:27:07With every two-bit purchase
00:27:09We're going to give you a bow
00:27:11Made by the princess's own brother, Eagleby
00:27:14Now, you say to yourself, what will I do with just a bow?
00:27:19Well, we'll tell you
00:27:20With every $0.25 purchase of the Princess Yo-Yo's tonic
00:27:24We're going to throw in an arrow
00:27:26So that you have the tonic and the bow and arrow
00:27:29All for the trifling sum of $0.25
00:27:32Come on now, folks
00:27:33Step up and get that first bottle
00:27:35Don't miss this amazing opportunity to buy this great tonic
00:27:38For $0.25 a bottle
00:27:40Or five bottles for $1
00:27:42Let me just take one bottle and pass it down among you
00:27:45Just pull the fork out of that, my friend, and take a smell
00:27:47And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen
00:27:50That you get a bow and an arrow free with this purchase
00:27:53Miss Jinx
00:27:54Here's the $20 you need
00:27:57Would you mind keeping an eye on the colonel's camera for me?
00:28:00Why, sure
00:28:01Thank you
00:28:02Okay
00:28:02And now, folks, step right up and get your bottle
00:28:06Well, colonel, where's he going?
00:28:09He thinks he's going to New York
00:28:11He's the constable now
00:28:12I'm constable
00:28:13Constable, there's your man right there
00:28:15And I am as guilty as he is
00:28:16You come along with me, too, then
00:28:18You can't fornake me out of money, the city slickers
00:28:20First, you make me look ridiculous with that fish
00:28:23Then you almost drown me on that silly raft of yours
00:28:26Next, we become entangled with a broken-down carnival
00:28:30And you get a bright idea on how to acquire $20
00:28:33And we land in jail
00:28:35If you'd kept your mouth shut
00:28:37I would have been on my way to New York right now
00:28:39Are you sure you told that girl to take good care of the bloomin' daisy?
00:28:46Couple of tough fellas, they put up a great struggle
00:28:48But I took them
00:28:50Single-handed
00:28:51Nobody ever gets away from me
00:28:57Gee, Hossipads
00:29:00I told you they was desperate
00:29:02They must have dynamited
00:29:04Well, this looks like an outside job
00:29:13Do you realize we've broken the law
00:29:15Of leaving the jail in that manner?
00:29:17Well, let's go back
00:29:18Maybe you can think of a better way
00:29:20I guess Morris will be able to get herself into serious trouble
00:29:23If we're caught, she'll be as guilty as we are
00:29:25Don't think she doesn't know it
00:29:27She's one of those regular people I've been telling you about
00:29:29Let her go
00:29:43Ah, howdy, Colonel
00:29:44Well, ho, girls, how are you?
00:29:47Jinx
00:29:47Yeah?
00:29:48Take him in with you
00:29:49Cops might be here any minute
00:29:50You know what to do
00:29:51Right
00:29:52You come with me
00:29:52Oh, Miss Moore, don't you think
00:29:53Don't argue, come on
00:29:54Oh, Miss Moore
00:29:56If you get a chance to talk with him
00:29:57Keep your fingers crossed for me, will you?
00:29:59Okay, Colonel
00:30:03She sure isn't giving herself the worst of the deal, is she?
00:30:06Come on, snapshot, Willie
00:30:07Give me a hand
00:30:08Welcome home
00:30:16Sit down and make stuff at home
00:30:17Oh, thanks
00:30:22Miss Moore, I want you to know that I appreciate what you've done to me
00:30:25For us
00:30:25Oh, skip it
00:30:26You got my show out of a jam and I got you out of one
00:30:29A piece of pie
00:30:29Oh, thank you
00:30:33Do you always put salt on your apple pie?
00:30:35Sure, why?
00:30:36Well, I put salt on mine, too
00:30:37So what?
00:30:38Now, Miss Moore, don't you think that could be a sort of a sign?
00:30:42Sure it is
00:30:43It's a sign we both like salt in our apple pie
00:30:48You know
00:30:50You're not a bad looking guy
00:30:52Talk like you've been to school
00:30:55You're kind of a fellow that any girl might fall for
00:31:00Nothing wrong, though, is your instincts are all bad
00:31:02My instincts?
00:31:04Yeah, they're kind of crooked if you ask me
00:31:06Why, Miss Moore
00:31:07I want you to know that my business integrity has never been questioned
00:31:11Oh, stop talking like a gentleman of circumstance
00:31:13You mean you don't like gentlemen of circumstance?
00:31:16I should say not
00:31:18Gentleman is just a polite word for loafer if you ask me
00:31:22Oh, why don't you get an honest job and go to work
00:31:26You might make something out of yourself
00:31:28I'll keep my fingers crossed for you
00:31:30You did it
00:31:31Did what?
00:31:32You crossed your fingers
00:31:34So what?
00:31:35Well, Miss Moore, that is a sign
00:31:37Wait a minute
00:31:38What is the sign language?
00:31:39Well, when a boy and a girl both cro-
00:31:42What's that?
00:31:43It ain't the curfew
00:31:46This is it, Moore's carnival
00:31:55All right, Sheriff, if you go that way, I'll go this way
00:31:57We'll search every truck
00:31:57Right
00:31:58Come on
00:32:03Get down
00:32:04What?
00:32:04Get down
00:32:05I don't
00:32:06Come in
00:32:10What do you mean by breaking in on a lady's privacy?
00:32:13I'm looking for a couple of jailbreakers
00:32:17There ain't no privacy when desperate criminals is at large
00:32:23I got every reason to believe they're right with this carnival
00:32:26Well, you don't think I'd have them in here, do you?
00:32:30You never can tell
00:32:31Pardon, ladies, but I'm looking for a couple of fugitives
00:32:41Fugitives?
00:32:42Oh, if you find anybody, you save the prettiest one for me, will you?
00:32:46Very funny
00:32:55Well, any success?
00:32:56No, not a trace of them
00:32:57Well, what'll we do now?
00:32:58Well, I think we'd better get to a telephone and notify every sheriff in the state
00:33:00That's a good idea
00:33:01Excuse me, Sheriff
00:33:03I'd like to suggest my remaining here and keeping an eye open, just in case
00:33:06Well, it'll be all right with me
00:33:07Thank you, sir
00:33:08Well, that was close
00:33:09Okay, Colonel
00:33:13How do you feel?
00:33:16Oh
00:33:17Good night, he's stuck
00:33:18Oh, don't worry
00:33:19We can always use him for a camp chair
00:33:20Oh, get me out of this
00:33:22Oh, don't let it get you down, Colonel
00:33:24I had an uncle was that way for years
00:33:25He got it from looking through keyholes
00:33:27Now, relax
00:33:28That's it
00:33:29Here, here, hold it
00:33:30That's it
00:33:30Here, relax
00:33:31You're too tense
00:33:32Come on, relax
00:33:33That's it
00:33:33There you are
00:33:34There
00:33:35Here
00:33:35That's it
00:33:36Here, straighten up
00:33:37Now, how do you feel?
00:33:37Oh, I'm fine
00:33:38You sure not?
00:33:38Oh, fine
00:33:39I have three or four more ideas
00:33:40Oh, no
00:33:42Miss Moore
00:33:43I've caused you a lot of trouble
00:33:44I'd like to be of some help
00:33:46If there's anything I can do
00:33:47Why, sure you can be of help
00:33:49There's a roustabout in this show
00:33:50You probably won't be worth your salt
00:33:52But at least it's an honest job
00:33:54Go back and tell the girls to come up here
00:33:56And you bunk with the colonel
00:33:57A roustabout?
00:33:58Yeah, a roustabout
00:34:00Oh, thank you
00:34:14Swing it
00:34:15Hit it
00:34:16Hold it
00:34:16Try it
00:34:17Swing it
00:34:18Hit it
00:34:18Hold it
00:34:19Tie it
00:34:20Swing it
00:34:20Hit
00:34:21Hold it
00:34:22Tie it
00:34:22Swing it
00:34:23Hit it
00:34:24Junge it
00:34:24Hold it
00:34:25Tie it
00:34:25Swing it
00:34:26Hit it
00:34:27Hold it
00:34:27Ty it
00:34:28Swing it
00:34:29Hit it
00:34:29Hold it
00:34:30Tie it
00:34:31Swing it
00:34:31Hit it
00:34:32Hold it
00:34:33Tie it
00:34:37Put on your bonnet and bloop again
00:34:40Oh, when you go
00:34:42Boop rope
00:34:42I'm happy to live long day
00:34:45You're the talk of the town, Calliope Jane
00:34:48Put on your bonnet and bloop again
00:34:51Or when you go bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop all my cares away
00:34:56Last week a bloke in the derby named Diger
00:35:00Said he could tame a cat
00:35:03Just then I played hold that tiger
00:35:05The tiger now holds the guy's hat
00:35:07So Calliope Jane
00:35:10Put on your bonnet and bloop again
00:35:12Or when you go bloop, bloop, bloop all my cares away
00:35:17Oh, oh, oh, Calliope Jane
00:35:31Calliope Jane
00:35:32Put on your bonnet and bloop again
00:35:35Blue, blue, happy the live long day
00:35:38Oh, oh, oh, Calliope Jane
00:35:42Calliope Jane
00:35:43Put on your bonnet and bloop again
00:35:46Blue, blue, blue, loop all my cares away
00:35:49Last week a bloke in the derby named Diger
00:35:53Said he could tame a cat
00:35:56Just then I played hold the tiger
00:35:58Well, the tiger now holds the guy's hat
00:36:01Put on your old sun bonnet
00:36:04While we swing this sonnet
00:36:06When you bloop, you bloop
00:36:09You bloop my cares all away
00:36:11Good morning, gentlemen
00:36:18Morning
00:36:18Ready for breakfast?
00:36:20Oh, breakfast, serve it right here
00:36:22No hurry
00:36:22We usually work a little around here before we eat
00:36:25Work?
00:36:26Yeah, put those on
00:36:27I protest
00:36:29I'm a concessionaire with this carnival
00:36:30And I wear what I please
00:36:31I don't care how you dress
00:36:33So long as you pound those tent stakes
00:36:35A little work never hurt anybody
00:36:41Good morning, Miss Moore
00:36:44Oh, hiya, Joe
00:36:46Oh, Miss Moore
00:36:47I've had a pretty good offer from the Jones show
00:36:49It isn't that I want to leave
00:36:51I have a wife and kid back in Connecticut
00:36:53Oh, I understand, Joe
00:36:54I don't blame you
00:36:55Well, your pay's been a little slow
00:36:56But, well, we'll get along, all right
00:36:58I'll send you back pay
00:37:00As soon as we have a few good days
00:37:01Oh, forget it any time
00:37:03Oh, troupe is nothing
00:37:04If I could ever get paid
00:37:05I'd quit this dump in a minute
00:37:06What are you crabbing about?
00:37:08Crabbing?
00:37:08She hasn't paid me a dime in months
00:37:10Don't you ever think of anything else besides money?
00:37:12Why don't you try smiling once in a while?
00:37:14You know
00:37:14Laugh and the world laughs with you, you know
00:37:17Oh, baloney
00:37:18Oh, why don't you try being like me?
00:37:20Oh, that's too much
00:37:21Very funny
00:37:22But at least I like everybody
00:37:24I'm a little happy
00:37:25Did you ever see any
00:37:26Oh, now, wait
00:37:29Let's not go through all this again
00:37:30Really, I have enough trouble
00:37:31Bye
00:37:32Oh, now, wait a minute
00:37:38Let's get this thing straight
00:37:39You see, I'm really not an Indian
00:37:41Only kidding with that yo-yo stuff
00:37:43You know, just kidding
00:37:44In fact, I was born in Brooklyn
00:37:46You know, Brooklyn
00:37:47Oh, now, wait, wait
00:37:49Mr. Gaines
00:37:51Oh, good morning, Stan
00:37:52Oh, good morning to you, sir
00:37:53I've been dreadfully worried about you
00:37:55A man of your position
00:37:56In an environment of this kind
00:37:58Don't worry about me
00:37:59I'm all right
00:38:00Well, I'm glad to hear that
00:38:01Is there something I can do for you, sir?
00:38:04No, nothing at all
00:38:05Well, if you're not too busy
00:38:05You might try pounding some steaks for me
00:38:07No, Colonel, that would never do
00:38:08Just stay around in the background
00:38:10I'll see you later
00:38:11Yes, sir
00:38:11Come on, Colonel
00:38:12Oh, ho, ho, what an invigorating morning
00:38:18I'm ready for an order of scrambled eggs
00:38:20A rationer of bacon
00:38:21And a huge pot of coffee
00:38:23All right, you guys
00:38:24Start pounding this row of steaks
00:38:25And that row of steaks over there
00:38:27Then you can eat breakfast
00:38:28I protest
00:38:29I'm a concessionaire
00:38:30So am I a concessionaire
00:38:31But we pound steaks around here
00:38:32Before we eat
00:38:33I said that I would
00:38:34I said pound that steak
00:38:36Yes, sir
00:38:39Oh, say, just a minute
00:38:42What's on your mind?
00:38:44How would you like to be the head man
00:38:45Of the best carnival in the world?
00:38:47Who wouldn't?
00:38:48How much would it cost?
00:38:49About 200 grand
00:38:50I'd like to have you pick one up for me
00:38:52Wouldn't you like a nice new electric train set, too?
00:38:55No, wait a minute
00:38:55You don't understand
00:38:56Stand up!
00:38:58Where would a punk like you get 200 grand?
00:39:00Yes, sir
00:39:00A blank check, please
00:39:02Yes, sir
00:39:02I want you to accompany this gentleman
00:39:04I'm going to buy a carnival
00:39:05A carnival, sir?
00:39:07Yes
00:39:07Let's fill this check in for any amount necessary
00:39:09I want the very best
00:39:11Do you understand?
00:39:12Yes, Mr. Gaines
00:39:12Say, listen
00:39:13If this check bounces back on me
00:39:14I'm going to bounce right back on you
00:39:16I beg your pardon
00:39:17You're speaking about Mr. Gaines
00:39:18We never have check trouble
00:39:20Now, if you'll just come with me
00:39:21We'll attend to everything
00:39:22Hey, this is all over my head
00:39:23I don't understand
00:39:25Let me know when it's ready
00:39:26Yes, sir
00:39:27Take care of your own steak
00:39:33I'm having trouble enough with this one
00:39:34You pound this row
00:39:41I'll pound the other one
00:39:42Okay?
00:39:43Okay?
00:39:43Okay?
00:39:43Okay?
00:39:43Okay?
00:39:44Okay?
00:39:48Okay?
00:39:56Okay?
00:40:01Okay, boys
00:40:27Hey, Colonel
00:40:33Come on over and help with these
00:40:34You'll do no such thing
00:40:36It's a fine job, Colonel
00:40:38Your steaks are all down
00:40:39You go ahead and have breakfast
00:40:40Thank you, Miss Foote
00:40:41Thank you
00:40:42Oh, good morning, Miss Moore
00:40:45Oh, I didn't mean
00:40:49You notice the Colonel finished all of his, don't you?
00:40:51Oh, yes, but he
00:40:52Don't interrupt
00:40:53Look
00:40:53You pound these steaks before breakfast
00:40:55And if you can't do that, well
00:40:56Oh, hi, officer
00:41:05Hope you like
00:41:06And the sooner the better
00:41:13Oh, but why?
00:41:14Well, I got word from the last town that you hit
00:41:17That you're carrying a couple of crooks with you
00:41:19So come on, get going
00:41:20Oh, now, look, Sheriff
00:41:21I said get going
00:41:23Okay
00:41:24All right, boys
00:41:26Pack it up
00:41:27I beg your pardon, Sheriff
00:41:32But I believe if you give me a moment
00:41:33I can straighten out this little misunderstanding
00:41:35Can that stuff?
00:41:36No, no, no
00:41:36I want to present you with a portrait to take home to your wife
00:41:39Oh, well, that sounds all right
00:41:40There you are
00:41:41You stand right there
00:41:42Not too far away
00:41:43Here
00:41:43While I extend the lens
00:41:44Turn the little wheel
00:41:46Yes
00:41:46And pull the bulb
00:41:47Are you ready?
00:41:48Yes
00:41:48Hold it
00:41:49That's it
00:41:50I've had great success with these family portraits
00:41:52If you'll bear with me just a moment
00:41:53While we go through the developing process here
00:41:56And pull the little string here
00:41:58I believe I'll show you something
00:42:00That your wife's going to be very happy about
00:42:01That thing has got out of town before I run you in
00:42:14I hope the new carnival will be the finest thing on wheels
00:42:36I want to make Penguin really happy
00:42:39Now listen, young Drogo
00:42:40Your idea of romance is a yacht here
00:42:42A bracelet there
00:42:43An ermine coat thrown in
00:42:45And now a new carnival
00:42:46Why, you're just a checkbook lover
00:42:48Don't you know by this time
00:42:49That this girl is different?
00:42:58All together now
00:42:59Push
00:43:00That's it
00:43:01All right
00:43:02That's going to do you no good in the mud
00:43:04Get up out of the mud there, young Drogo
00:43:06We can't have this kind of speech
00:43:08You see?
00:43:10Say, you're getting to be an expert
00:43:40Oh, thanks
00:43:41As a matter of fact
00:43:42You've been doing so well lately
00:43:43That I've decided to promote you to a better job
00:43:45Oh, that's great
00:43:47Well, what's it going to be?
00:43:50Here's your new outfit
00:43:51Put it on tonight
00:43:52And you'll understand
00:43:53Oh, no
00:44:03You again
00:44:04How?
00:44:04Listen
00:44:05Listen, for the last time
00:44:06I am not an Indian
00:44:08Wait, what is this?
00:44:18You and...
00:44:18Oh, here, look
00:44:19No comic valentines
00:44:20Now, go away
00:44:21I'm busy
00:44:21Colonel, I can't go out there like this
00:44:25Why not?
00:44:26You look beautiful
00:44:27That's just the trouble
00:44:28Now, ladies and gentlemen
00:44:30The feature of free attractions
00:44:31The show
00:44:32The world's greatest area of artistes
00:44:34So one and only
00:44:36Miss Penguin Moore
00:44:37Assisted by Don Cavalero
00:44:39No, I...
00:44:46I can't...
00:44:47Take off your robe
00:45:04I can't go out there like this
00:45:05I can't go out there like this
00:45:06I can't go out there like this
00:45:07I can't go out there like this
00:45:08I can't go out there like this
00:45:09I can't go out there like this
00:45:10I can't go out there like this
00:45:11I can't go out there like this
00:45:12I can't go out there like this
00:45:13I can't go out there like this
00:45:14I can't go out there like this
00:45:15I can't go out there like this
00:45:16I can't go out there like this
00:45:17I can't go out there like this
00:45:18I can't go out there like this
00:45:19I can't go out there like this
00:45:20I can't go out there like this
00:45:21I can't go out there like this
00:45:22I can't go out there like this
00:45:23I can't go out there like this
00:45:24I can't go out there like this
00:45:25I can't go out there like this
00:45:27The End
00:45:57Ladies and gentlemen, I...
00:46:23Oh, okay, officer. We'll be on our way.
00:46:27But listen, girl. Can't you see your way to give him another chance?
00:46:33You saw what happened tonight, Colonel. I gave him a chance, but he just doesn't belong in show business.
00:46:37Oh, that's funny.
00:46:39What's funny about that?
00:46:41Doesn't belong in show business. Well, I don't suppose you ever heard of the great Drogo.
00:46:45The great Drogo?
00:46:46Feature act of every show he ever played in.
00:46:49Drogo.
00:46:51Drogo.
00:46:53Aerialist.
00:46:54Mm-mm.
00:46:56Drogo.
00:46:59Equestrian?
00:47:00Mm-mm.
00:47:01Well, there was a Rogo.
00:47:05Rogo's Lion Act.
00:47:07Or was it Drogo?
00:47:11Drogo's Lions.
00:47:13Was that it?
00:47:13I didn't say it, girl. Now remember, I didn't tell you.
00:47:16Oh, but Drogo's Lions. That was the greatest act that ever played under the big top.
00:47:23Well, I can see it now. London, Paris, Vienna. The applause of thousands.
00:47:29What made him give it up?
00:47:31What's that?
00:47:32Boy, there he stood. Night after night. With guns in his hands.
00:47:36Then came a time when the animals weren't enough.
00:47:39Oh, forget the past.
00:47:41He'll come back, girl. He'll come back.
00:47:43I feel like a fool, Colonel.
00:47:47Imagine me making him pound steaks in a silly two-by-four show like this.
00:47:52Making out like I was a big shot.
00:47:55I gotta talk to him, Colonel.
00:48:01Drogo, come here.
00:48:03Oh, I'm very busy, Miss Moore.
00:48:04I want to talk to you.
00:48:05Well, Miss Moore, I want you to know...
00:48:09I want to make up for it in any way I can.
00:48:13Oh, forget about it, Drogo.
00:48:23You look like that, Drogo.
00:48:25You're making you feel so foolish.
00:48:27All I can and help.
00:48:34You're going to.
00:48:36You're going to go right back to the top where you belong.
00:48:38You won't get in with the wrong people this time,
00:48:40because I'll take the guns out of your hands every night.
00:48:44Guns?
00:48:45That's certainly nice of you, Miss Moore, but I don't...
00:48:47Now, you don't have to say anything.
00:48:49I know we're going to get along swell together from now on.
00:48:52Colonel, what do you think?
00:49:01What?
00:49:02Miss Moore just spoke to me and forgave me for what I did to her act.
00:49:05She was so sweet, I can't get over it.
00:49:08She said we'd get along swell together.
00:49:10But certainly you'll get along swell together.
00:49:11Why shouldn't two great showmen get along swell together?
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:15I don't know anything about the show business.
00:49:17Well, I know you don't, and you know you don't, but...
00:49:19But what?
00:49:19Well, I told her you were a great showman.
00:49:22Oh, Colonel, why did you tell her a thing like that?
00:49:25Well, you're an imposter, aren't you?
00:49:27Well, isn't it better to be a good imposter than a bad one?
00:49:32What kind of a showman did you tell her I was?
00:49:34Well, I, uh, I told her you were a lion tamer.
00:49:37A lion.
00:49:38A lion.
00:49:38Colonel, come back here.
00:49:41Why did you tell her that?
00:49:43Well, there are no lions with this show.
00:49:45No.
00:49:45Well, what have you got to worry about?
00:49:47No.
00:49:52Oh, boys.
00:49:53Put this stuff in the truck over there.
00:49:55Willie, you come with me.
00:49:56Yes, ma'am.
00:49:57Here, come in. You sit right down here and stay out of my way. I'm missing.
00:50:23Stay there and don't move.
00:50:27Glad to see you, Penguin. How are you?
00:50:44Oh, fine. Sorry to get you up at this hour.
00:50:47Oh, that's all right. We couldn't sleep anyway. What's on your mind?
00:50:50Well, I got a spot in my show for your lions. You still got them, haven't you?
00:50:53Sure. There they are. Come on.
00:50:55Say, I got the best lion trainer in the business. How about letting me take them and then the season will split.
00:51:01Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with Moe.
00:51:03It's okay with me, Joe. Matter of fact, I'm glad you came.
00:51:06We were just talking about turning them over to the zoo. Business has been so bad, we can't even feed them. Take a peek.
00:51:16They don't look underfed to me. Me either. In fact, they look powerful and healthy.
00:51:22There's nothing to worry about. All you got to do is follow the instructions in this book.
00:51:26It gives you their names, the tricks they do and everything.
00:51:29Well, that's swell. Here you are, Willie. Read it over carefully. From now on, you're taking care of them. Come on, let's go.
00:51:35Okay, we'll give you a hand.
00:51:37You mean, I guess you do. Nero rolls over. Nero. Nero. Nero. Nero roll over.
00:51:54That did it.
00:52:06Good morning, Miss Moe. Morning, Joker.
00:52:08I think you ought to know, though, what the Colonel said.
00:52:10Oh, don't blame him. I'm happy to know that you're one of us.
00:52:13Well, I certainly do want to be one of us.
00:52:16There's something I want you to have. It belonged to my dad. He was a lion trainer, too.
00:52:22Oh, thanks.
00:52:24Drogo, I want you to know how I feel about your scenes. We're both showmen.
00:52:29I liked you from the start, but that was as far as it could ever go because, well, I had no idea you were my kind.
00:52:36Miss Moe, I think you ought to know the truth.
00:52:38Never mind. It's what's going to happen that counts.
00:52:41I'll certainly do my best.
00:52:43You haven't any scratches on you. Didn't the lions ever claw you or jump you?
00:52:47To tell the truth, they never did.
00:52:49Gosh, you must have been great.
00:52:51Wouldn't you like to take up where you left off? Cracking the whip and hearing the applause?
00:52:56Wouldn't you do it for me?
00:52:58I guess I'd do just about anything for you.
00:53:01Well, here they are. Not much after what you've had, but it's the beginning.
00:53:06They're lions!
00:53:08Don't expect too much of them because they haven't been working for quite a while.
00:53:19Is you going to train them lions?
00:53:21Uh-oh.
00:53:22Oh, it's no use, Colonel. I can't go through with it.
00:53:40Now, don't be silly. Now, look, you're a millionaire, aren't you?
00:53:44Well, what's that got to do with it?
00:53:45Everything. Why, you'd be the first millionaire lion tamer in the world.
00:53:49Think of the honor.
00:53:50And besides, I'm sure that nothing will happen to you.
00:53:53Those lions are easy to work with, aren't they, Willie?
00:53:55That's what it says here.
00:53:56There, you see?
00:53:57Now, look, I'm going to show you once more.
00:53:59You need have no fear.
00:54:01Why, no lion has ever been known to pass a chair.
00:54:04Now, you advance boldly.
00:54:06Chair in one hand and whip in the other.
00:54:09In the other.
00:54:28All right, ladies and gentlemen, step right up and buy yourselves a ticket to the greatest thrill of your life.
00:54:34Fearless folks, the one and only, the world's greatest lion tamer is going to face fire of the most ferocious.
00:54:42How's it going?
00:54:43Oh, couldn't be better.
00:54:44Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Here you are.
00:54:46They got the smelling salts.
00:54:47Yes.
00:54:48The bandages.
00:54:49Yes.
00:54:50The iodine.
00:54:51Yes.
00:54:54I forgot something.
00:54:55What?
00:54:56I forgot to feed.
00:54:57Shh.
00:54:59What's the matter, boy?
00:55:00Colonel, I can't go through with it.
00:55:04Well, you love her, don't you?
00:55:06All you've got to do is to remember what I told you.
00:55:08When you get in that cage, keep chatting with that chair and cross with your whip.
00:55:13Listen, little boy, listen.
00:55:14What a crowd.
00:55:19Hurry up, Joker.
00:55:20We can't hold them much longer.
00:55:21They're waiting for you.
00:55:22The lions?
00:55:23And all the people, silly.
00:55:25Gosh, you look wonderful.
00:55:26Now, go on out there and knock them cold.
00:55:28Tell me, Colonel, is he thrilled?
00:55:31Thrilled is not the word for it.
00:55:33He's trembling.
00:55:34Oh, with anticipation.
00:55:36You want to go in now?
00:55:37No.
00:55:38Oh, I've got a better idea.
00:55:41There.
00:55:42Up.
00:55:43Places.
00:55:44Zero.
00:55:45Caesar.
00:55:46Hut.
00:55:47Galenic.
00:55:48Toby.
00:55:52What's he trying to do, Colonel?
00:55:53He's working the cats from the outside.
00:55:55Yes.
00:55:56Well, you wouldn't expect the great Drogo to do the usual thing.
00:55:59Anybody can work lions from the inside of a cage.
00:56:01What a man.
00:56:02He's working them from the outside.
00:56:05That may be swell, Colonel, but I don't think these yokels understand that.
00:56:10I'll tell them to do it the easy way.
00:56:16Drogo, I think you'd better do it the regular way.
00:56:18Oh, I knew it fine from out here.
00:56:19Well, I know, but these people don't understand.
00:56:20I think you'd better work on the inside.
00:56:21Okay, folks.
00:56:22Everything will be fine in just a minute.
00:56:23Oh, this would have to happen to me.
00:56:24What's going to happen to you?
00:56:25Well, can't you see?
00:56:26The rain is going to ruin the act.
00:56:27We can't put it on.
00:56:28Ow.
00:56:29Willie, put them away.
00:56:30Yes.
00:56:31Yes.
00:56:32Well, here we go.
00:56:33It's just a little shower.
00:56:34We're all in the same room.
00:56:35All right.
00:56:36My head.
00:56:37All right, My head.
00:56:38All right, all right.
00:56:39How am I going to get back to my trailer?
00:56:41Let me go.
00:56:44Put my little chair in here.
00:56:46Tell me what's going to happen.
00:56:47What's going to happen to you?
00:56:48Well, can't you see?
00:56:49The rain is going to ruin the act.
00:56:50We can't put it on.
00:56:51Oh!
00:56:52Willie, put them away.
00:56:53Yes?
00:56:54Come on.
00:56:55Hey, look.
00:56:56Hey, look.
00:56:57Hey, look.
00:56:58Hey, look.
00:56:59There you are.
00:57:06I'm the queen of you, Jogo.
00:57:08Oh, no business.
00:57:17Did you do that on purpose?
00:57:18What do you think?
00:57:27Did you do that?
00:57:28You figure it out.
00:57:29Why, you, you...
00:57:31Now, wait a minute.
00:57:32If you hadn't let your snooping instincts get the better of you,
00:57:34all this wouldn't have happened.
00:57:36After all I've done for you,
00:57:38why, for two minutes, I...
00:57:40Oh, you poor kid.
00:57:43Never mind.
00:57:44Someday you'll have a fine new carnival.
00:57:46I don't want a new carnival.
00:57:49All I want is good business for this one.
00:57:51You mean you don't want a new carnival?
00:57:53No.
00:57:58Find me under you, Jogo.
00:58:02You don't want a new carnival.
00:58:04You never want a new carnival.
00:58:05I have a fine new carnival.
00:58:06I should have known you, Jogo.
00:58:11I should have known you years ago
00:58:30Where on earth were you long years ago
00:58:37I miss so much and dreamed so little
00:58:45Before you set my heart aglow
00:58:51I should have known the way you smile
00:58:59As I traveled each long lonely mile
00:59:06For memory lane should seem much sweeter
00:59:14If I had known you all the while
00:59:21Oh, I'm so jealous of the flowers in spring
00:59:28For they know more than I about you
00:59:35They heard your laughter and the songs you sing
00:59:44Through all the years I spent without you
00:59:54I wish that I could truly say
01:00:02That I knew you long before today
01:00:09But we'll go home
01:00:18From here together
01:00:25And I shall love you
01:00:30All the way
01:00:37Wonderful girl, Penguin
01:00:43Real
01:00:44Sincere
01:00:45Different
01:00:47Yes, the others are all alike
01:00:49But she's different
01:00:50I know, my boy, I know
01:00:52Love, love
01:00:54What follies are committed in thy name
01:00:57That's Francis Bacon
01:00:59Speak love
01:01:01If you speak love
01:01:02That's William Shakespeare
01:01:04Love is like hash
01:01:06You've got to have confidence in it
01:01:08To enjoy it
01:01:09That must have been Bob Hope
01:01:11Well, go to sleep, my boy
01:01:13Or, uh, how are you?
01:01:15Good morning, uh
01:01:17Oh, yes, uh, Miss Newton
01:01:18Mr. Newton?
01:01:19Oh, Mr. Newton?
01:01:20Oh, Mr. Whitmer
01:01:21Yes, Bates, what is it?
01:01:23Begging your pardon me
01:01:24Oh, Mr. Whitmer
01:01:25Oh, Mr. Whitmer
01:01:26Oh, Mr. Whitmer
01:01:27Yes, Bates, what is it?
01:01:28Begging your pardon me
01:01:29Oh, Mr. Whitmer
01:01:30Oh, Mr. Whitmer
01:01:31Oh, Mr. Whitmer
01:01:32Oh, Mr. Whitmer
01:01:33Oh, Mr. Whitmer
01:01:34Oh, Mr. Whitmer
01:01:35Oh, Mr. Whitmer
01:01:36Yes, Bates, what is it?
01:01:37Begging your pardon, sir
01:01:38But I'm afraid we have gypsies on the ground
01:01:40Gypsies?
01:01:43Well, Bates, uh, do something
01:01:45Get rid of them right away
01:01:46Yes, sir, right away, sir
01:01:48Oh, wait a minute, Bates
01:01:49Do you speak gypsy?
01:01:50Oh, no, sir
01:01:51Oh, never mind
01:01:52I'll go myself
01:01:53Order the chief's car right away
01:01:54Yes, sir
01:01:55Come on, boys
01:01:57Hurry, hurry, hurry
01:01:58Go from this way
01:01:59Hear all about the big surprise, I promised you
01:02:01Come on
01:02:02Come on
01:02:03Everybody
01:02:04This way, everybody
01:02:09Now listen, boys and girls
01:02:10I told you I'd bring you to the land of plenty
01:02:12Well, here it is
01:02:13Why, the food lies on the ground for the taking
01:02:15Did you say food?
01:02:16Right
01:02:17Groceries
01:02:18Grub
01:02:19Bittles
01:02:20Now, some of you go that way
01:02:21And pick the berries from the vines
01:02:22The peas, beans, cabbages, and other vegetables
01:02:24Are that way
01:02:25Let your stomachs be your guide
01:02:26Begone
01:02:29And the watermelons
01:02:31Or that way
01:02:34Oh, Willie
01:02:35Yes, Mr. Colonel
01:02:36And the chicken house is over there
01:02:38Chicken house?
01:02:39Uh-huh
01:02:40What am I waiting for?
01:02:41I don't know
01:02:42Me either
01:02:43Tell you who
01:02:44Say, Joe
01:02:51What's the idea of pitching here?
01:02:53Colonel's orders
01:02:55Colonel's orders?
01:02:57Well, what are we gonna get for customers here?
01:03:00Feel my
01:03:01Quiet, quiet
01:03:03Ain't no use of squawking
01:03:04Squawking
01:03:05We all gotta go someday
01:03:06It's either gonna be you or me
01:03:08It ain't gonna be me
01:03:09It ain't gonna be me
01:03:10Right down there, boy
01:03:11Let me push this
01:03:12I'll take care of if I wanna help
01:03:13Here
01:03:14Here
01:03:15Here
01:03:16Here
01:03:17Take your time
01:03:18Take your time
01:03:19Don't rush me
01:03:20The man's right
01:03:21Thank you
01:03:22You're welcome
01:03:23Now, will you fix the flowers, please
01:03:24First?
01:03:25Say, Red
01:03:27Where'd you get these?
01:03:28Well, the Colonel told us
01:03:29We could pick anything we wanted to
01:03:30Oh, he did, eh?
01:03:31Well, I'm still giving orders around here, I think
01:03:32Oh, Craig, George
01:03:33You heard the boss breaking up
01:03:34Get this stuff out of here
01:03:35Yes, Miss Moore, but the Colonel said
01:03:36I don't care what the Colonel said
01:03:38We're not taking anything that doesn't belong to us
01:03:39Now, put it back where you got it
01:03:40Yeah, make it snappy
01:03:41We'll all be thrown in the clink
01:03:42Sound like we'll prickly in?
01:03:43I don't care what the Colonel said
01:03:44We're not taking anything that doesn't belong to us
01:03:45Now, put it back where you got it
01:03:46Yeah, make it snappy
01:03:47We'll all be thrown in the clink
01:03:48Sound like we'll prickly in the clink
01:03:50All right, fellas
01:03:51Give it a little quick
01:03:52All right, you heard the boss
01:03:53Get rid of it
01:03:54Come on
01:03:55Put a move on
01:03:56What's going on around here?
01:03:57That's it
01:03:58Come on, get going
01:03:59Come on, get going
01:04:00Well, well
01:04:01Is this a shame
01:04:02I put back these tender boys?
01:04:03Wait
01:04:04Are they very tender?
01:04:05Mm-hmm
01:04:06That would be kind of a shame, wouldn't it?
01:04:07Uh
01:04:08Uh
01:04:09Well, well
01:04:10Is this a shame
01:04:11I put back these tender boys?
01:04:12Wait
01:04:13Are they very tender?
01:04:14Mm-hmm
01:04:15That would be kind of a shame, wouldn't it?
01:04:17Uh
01:04:18In that box
01:04:19Come on
01:04:20Be careful, but hurry
01:04:21Come on
01:04:22Here you go
01:04:23Hey
01:04:24Now sit down
01:04:25My hand
01:04:26That's it
01:04:27Now, uh
01:04:28Back on your arm
01:04:38What do you mean trespassing on private property?
01:04:40Now, don't get excited, mister
01:04:41You've got us all wrong
01:04:42Oh, have I?
01:04:43Mm-hmm
01:04:44Well, then
01:04:45I'm very sorry
01:04:46You see
01:04:47I'm Penguin Moore
01:04:48And this is my carnival
01:04:49We got lost last night
01:04:50And wound up here
01:04:51We didn't know it was your property
01:04:52But we didn't take anything
01:04:54Well, if you didn't take anything
01:04:55I guess there's no harm done
01:04:57You've got quite a display
01:04:58Would you like to look around?
01:04:59Oh, I'd love to
01:05:00Do you mind?
01:05:01Oh, not at all
01:05:02There's a pin game over there
01:05:04I hate pins
01:05:05Oh, well
01:05:06Here's a merry-go-round
01:05:07Oh, it makes me dizzy
01:05:08Well, we've got a lot of other things here that
01:05:09What's this contraption?
01:05:11Oh, this is a taffy machine
01:05:13Would you like to see it work?
01:05:14Oh, may I?
01:05:15Okay, Bob
01:05:16I'll take care of it
01:05:17Okay, mechanical devices
01:05:18Intriguing me
01:05:19Well, here's the switch here, you see
01:05:20And you put it down
01:05:21The machine goes around with the taffy on it
01:05:23Taffy on it
01:05:29Uh-oh
01:05:34What'll they take up next?
01:05:38The most interesting parts down there was a motorist
01:05:45You're right
01:05:46It's a dandy
01:05:47My favorite gear ratio
01:05:48Fifteen to one
01:05:53You see what I saw?
01:06:15Why, did you see something?
01:06:17Let's forget it
01:06:19Farmers in the dell
01:06:21Farmers in the dell
01:06:23Hey, na-dee-na-dee-do
01:06:25Boop-boop-ba-doop
01:06:26The farmers in the dell
01:06:27Farmers in the dell
01:06:29Farmers in the dell
01:06:31Oh, you said you didn't take anything, eh?
01:06:33The farmers in the dell
01:06:35Well
01:06:36Drop that food, thief
01:06:37Thief?
01:06:38Thief?
01:06:39Oh, pardon the juice
01:06:40Well, certainly it's me
01:06:41Who did you expect?
01:06:42I can't tell you how happy I am to see you
01:06:44I've been quite worried
01:06:45Well, Harry, your worries are over
01:06:47All right, come over here
01:06:48I want you to meet a friend of mine
01:06:49Oh, Penguin
01:06:50Uh
01:06:51This is my nephew, Harry Whitman
01:06:54I'm one of his poor relations
01:06:55How do you do?
01:06:56Oh, we've met
01:06:57Well, good, then we can get down to business
01:06:58How many weekend guests have you?
01:07:00Oh, we have a whole house full
01:07:01There's the Van Swiggins, the Mortons, the Dumonts
01:07:03That's enough
01:07:04Graham's...
01:07:05I said that's enough
01:07:06Have them all come down here
01:07:07I guarantee they'll have a better time than they had in days, weeks, years
01:07:10If it's that good, I'll tell them
01:07:12Gangway
01:07:15Tell them not to forget their wallets
01:07:17Here, hear that sign, son
01:07:19Yes, sir
01:07:20That's it
01:07:21Now go right ahead with your work
01:07:22Two little pieces of business to do here
01:07:24Here
01:07:25Dee-dee-da-dum
01:07:27Dee-dee-da-dum
01:07:28Dee-dee-da-dum
01:07:29They'll never know the difference
01:07:30Dee-dee-dee-da-dum
01:07:31And I-dee-dee
01:07:32Ten cents to a dollar
01:07:33They'll never know the difference
01:07:34When I hear them holler
01:07:35Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee
01:07:36Dee-dee-da-dee-dee-dee
01:07:37Well, our troubles are over
01:07:54Happy days are here to end
01:07:56Don't you think you're very surprised is too much?
01:07:58Too much?
01:07:59Why, these people couldn't have a good time unless they paid too much
01:08:02All right, boys, go to work
01:08:04All right, everybody, hurry there
01:08:06Come on, come on
01:08:07Come on
01:08:08Come on
01:08:09Come on
01:08:11Come on
01:08:12Come on
01:08:13Come on
01:08:14Come on
01:08:15Come on
01:08:16Step right up
01:08:18There you are
01:08:19Hurry
01:08:20Hurry
01:08:21Hurry
01:08:22Hurry
01:08:23Hurry
01:08:24Hurry
01:08:25Hurry
01:08:26She won again
01:08:27How was that?
01:08:28Step right up
01:08:29Hurry
01:08:30Now, two steps forward, please
01:08:32Two steps backward
01:08:34Now another one forward
01:08:35forward. Get away from me, son. You're annoying me. Hey, Colonel, it's me. Well,
01:08:39England. Hello. How's business? Well, how did that happen? Never mind. Step right this way,
01:08:45folks, and we'll go through the developing process. There you are. Passes through the
01:08:49little hill and the little handle, and the photograph drops in the little tank. There's
01:08:52a charming portrait of yourself and family, and the price is $5. But it's blank. That
01:08:57may surprise you, but it doesn't surprise me. The price remains the same. Thank you. Do
01:09:01you mind getting out of the way, please? How about that man over there? Follow out a
01:09:04taffy here. Having fun? Oh, yes, and I appreciate you letting me run the
01:09:09machine. Oh, that's all right. Say you can sell the taffy, too, if you like. Oh, may I? I'd be
01:09:13delighted. Toffee, toffee. What do you mean we ain't got no right here? The paddles are
01:09:17still three for a dollar. A dollar? What? A dollar for a ten-cent game? Oh, Bob, come
01:09:22with me. Anybody else? Toffee, toffee. Listen, buddy, you don't have to get taffy. Well, who's
01:09:29getting taffy? Just a minute. I'm sorry, boys, but we're putting the show on for a private
01:09:33party. I'll have to ask you to leave. Oh, be nice, baby. You wouldn't want us to go now,
01:09:38would you? Oh, so it's one of those things. Okay, do it the hard way. That's all I wanted
01:09:43to know. All right, just a minute. Wait a minute. Oh, you ain't heard the last of this.
01:09:49Oh, no. Here you are, ladies and gentlemen. Three strikes for one dollar. One dollar.
01:09:53$1,300. You can do better than that, Major. Try it again. Come on. Three strikes for a dollar,
01:09:58folks. Oh, you'll never do it that way, mister. Stand back, and I'll show you. No muscles needed.
01:10:05Amazing.
01:10:06Introducing the one, the only, realest struggle. Dare devil to the arena.
01:10:15Realest struggle. It couldn't be. No waiting, no delay. Purchase your tickets right away.
01:10:21Excuse me. Think of it, folks. A beer. $2.50. Here we go, folks. Don't rush. Don't crowd.
01:10:27Hurry, hurry, hurry. Come on, folks. You'll see one of the best shows you ever saw in your life.
01:10:32Get in and on. Give them everything you've got. Listen, Penguin, you don't know this, but I really.
01:10:35This is your chance to get back on top, and you're going to take it. But I can't.
01:10:46Hope everything goes all right.
01:10:56Yes.
01:10:59Hello.
01:11:03It's all right.
01:11:05Well, well, Mr. Drogo Games, the millionaire playboy, is more cuckoo than I thought he was.
01:11:29Hey, boss. That ain't in the book.
01:11:40Look out, Mr. Drogo. Here comes the line.
01:11:42The line can run 40 miles an hour. I'm sorry I read that.
01:12:01I told you I'd lead you to the land of plenty.
01:12:09I told you I'd lead you to the land of plenty.
01:12:09Willie.
01:12:10Yes?
01:12:11Get that line back in the cage before I scare someone.
01:12:14Put what line in whose cage before it scares who?
01:12:27Rushing here, rushing there, nowhere to go. What's going on in there?
01:12:29The line's loose.
01:12:30Lions!
01:12:31If I'm going to hunt for a lion, I've got to get me some bait.
01:12:34Chasing the lines all the time.
01:12:48If I'm going to hunt for lions, I've got to get me some bait.
01:12:52I've been chasing lions all the time.
01:13:00He ain't dead.
01:13:02Kitty, kitty.
01:13:03I sure hope I don't find him.
01:13:05There's more sure going to be mad than lions chasing all them people.
01:13:13Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:13:14Where's that lion at?
01:13:18Come on.
01:13:36I put in your cord in that time.
01:13:38I've got to be more careful.
01:13:43My blood pressure won't stand it.
01:13:48Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:13:52Kitty, kitty.
01:13:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:14:07Kitty, kitty.
01:14:08Come on.
01:14:09Nice baloney. Come on, kitty, kitty.
01:14:11Kitty, kitty.
01:14:12Nice baloney.
01:14:15Kitty.
01:14:21Was that me talking?
01:14:32All right, folks.
01:14:33Everything's taken care of.
01:14:34Nothing to worry about.
01:14:43Toffee, toffee.
01:14:44Toffee, toffee.
01:14:45Dollar a bag.
01:14:46Dollar a bag.
01:14:47We don't want no toffee.
01:14:48Come on, boys.
01:14:49Toffee, toffee.
01:14:50Toffee good.
01:14:51Hey, roof.
01:14:52Hey, roof.
01:14:53Hey, roof.
01:14:54Hey, roof.
01:14:55Hey, roof.
01:14:56Hey, roof.
01:14:57Hey, roof.
01:14:58Hey, roof.
01:14:59Hiya, beautiful.
01:15:00Now, listen.
01:15:01I told you we're putting the show on for a private party.
01:15:03Well, this is my private party.
01:15:05How about it, boys?
01:15:06Yeah.
01:15:07Wait a minute.
01:15:08You heard what the lady said.
01:15:09Now, get going.
01:15:10Oh, glamour boy, huh?
01:15:11Well, oof.
01:15:13Oof.
01:15:32What are you doing?
01:15:34Hey, boy.
01:15:35Let's break this joint.
01:15:38Come on, here!
01:15:48Oh, what an angry!
01:15:59Coffee! Coffee!
01:16:01Oh, dear, dear, this is precious!
01:16:03Something ought to be done!
01:16:04Oh, dear, dear!
01:16:07Oh, dear, dear!
01:16:11Hedger, about that lying axe!
01:16:13Skip it!
01:16:14You don't understand!
01:16:15I understand more than respect like you!
01:16:21They fell at mass!
01:16:25Now is the time for all the good men to come to the aid of their party!
01:16:30Don't shoot, boys!
01:16:31Ooh!
01:16:33This column, sir!
01:16:34Eh?
01:16:35Well, come on!
01:16:38Sorry, chief!
01:16:41Oh!
01:16:42Oh!
01:16:43Aha!
01:16:44The bull's-eye!
01:16:46Uh-huh!
01:16:56Captain Drogo!
01:16:57Reinforcement!
01:17:02Get ready!
01:17:06Snap!
01:17:07Go!
01:17:12That's good shooting over!
01:17:13Okay, you take the high road, I'll take the low!
01:17:20What's on your mind?
01:17:21I've been looking all over for you!
01:17:23I got...
01:17:24I got the new kind of a park at Porter's Villa!
01:17:26What should I do with it?
01:17:27Go back and take care of it!
01:17:28I'll get in touch with you later!
01:17:29Yes, sir!
01:17:33The situation is right there!
01:17:36Fuck!
01:17:39A bull's-eye!
01:17:43Ow!
01:17:51Ow!
01:17:52Ow!
01:17:53Ow!
01:17:54Ow!
01:17:55Ow!
01:17:56Ow!
01:18:06Ow!
01:18:11Ow!
01:18:12Ow!
01:18:15Ow!
01:18:16Ow!
01:18:17Ow!
01:18:19Ow!
01:18:21Ow, ow!
01:18:22Oh, you've had enough, huh?
01:18:40Sorry, Chief.
01:18:52Sorry.
01:19:01Hey!
01:19:03Victory is ours!
01:19:05Victory is ours, but my circus is ruined.
01:19:08Well, now, don't let that worry you.
01:19:09My rich nephew will pay for everything.
01:19:11Oh, Harry!
01:19:12Harry, where are you?
01:19:13Here I am.
01:19:17Oh!
01:19:19Oh, pardon my appearance.
01:19:21Hey, it's quite disarray.
01:19:22Well, never mind.
01:19:23I'll have everything fixed.
01:19:24There you are.
01:19:25What more can you ask?
01:19:26Meantime, let's celebrate by coming up to my house and having dinner.
01:19:29Oh, I'd be delighted, sir.
01:19:30But I haven't a thing to wear.
01:19:31That's that the house is full of clothes.
01:19:33May I?
01:19:34Why, certainly!
01:19:34I'm in an awful predicament.
01:19:41The new carnival's over at Portisville.
01:19:43What am I going to do?
01:19:44The new carnival?
01:19:45Yeah.
01:19:45Good, good.
01:19:46Now, you run along with the rest of them and leave everything to me.
01:19:49Yes, but I...
01:19:49Go right ahead now.
01:19:50Don't you worry.
01:19:54Say, George.
01:19:55Yes, Colonel?
01:19:56Do you still burn the barn down every weekend?
01:19:58Yes, sir.
01:19:59Tonight?
01:20:00Nine o'clock, sir.
01:20:01Fine.
01:20:02Fine!
01:20:03Hey, boy!
01:20:04Come here!
01:20:05Get it on, quick!
01:20:05Hurry, hurry, hurry!
01:20:06Hurry, hurry, hurry!
01:20:07Now, wait a minute.
01:20:08I want you to wrap up this carnival and put it in that big barn down the road about a half
01:20:12a mile.
01:20:12Then I want you to all go over to Portisville.
01:20:14There's a new carnival over there, bigger and better.
01:20:18I want you to help set it up.
01:20:19Now, come on, get going.
01:20:20Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
01:20:21Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry,
01:20:30Hello.
01:20:30Penguin, you're beautiful.
01:20:33You have uncharmed, Miss Boyd.
01:20:35Dinner is served, sir.
01:20:36Thank you, Bates.
01:20:37Right this way, everyone, for the victory dinner.
01:20:54Oh, no.
01:20:54Keep your hands off that chair.
01:20:56I've had that one pulled on me before.
01:20:58As you wish, madame.
01:20:59You know, I'm awfully happy that they have chicken tonight.
01:21:09I never eat anything but chicken.
01:21:12That's water.
01:21:15One, two, three, four.
01:21:18A four-legged chicken.
01:21:21That's cute.
01:21:22A four-legged chicken.
01:21:23Three-legged chicken.
01:21:31Three-legged chicken.
01:21:32That's a novelty.
01:21:33A three-legged chicken.
01:21:35What's the idea?
01:21:36Oh, uh, you wouldn't like that.
01:21:38That's no good.
01:21:39No good.
01:21:40Well, here we are.
01:21:41Back to normal again.
01:21:45That's kind of muscular, isn't it, huh?
01:21:47It's nearly nine o'clock, sir.
01:21:49Oh, so it is, Bates.
01:21:51Shuffled well?
01:21:51Yes, sir.
01:21:52All right, everyone.
01:21:53Let's hurry with the usual drawing for positions on the fire trucks to see who the lucky people are.
01:21:58Will you draw, Uncle Carl?
01:21:59Yes.
01:22:00Oh, mine's a blank.
01:22:02Better luck next time.
01:22:04Well, I drive the chemical truck.
01:22:06That's nice.
01:22:06I'll just ride along with Mr. Gaines.
01:22:08Why, Colonel, this is not a blank.
01:22:10You two ride on the chemical wagon.
01:22:12By the way, Harry, what are you burning tonight?
01:22:14Oh, the same old barn.
01:22:15Oh, that's terrible.
01:22:17What's the matter, Uncle Carl?
01:22:18Well, how was I to know that you're still burning the same old barn?
01:22:21In order to save the carnival from the hoodlums, I have the boys hide at the barn.
01:22:24You mean the carnival's on fire?
01:22:26I mean exactly that.
01:22:27My carnival?
01:22:28Well, how was I...
01:22:29Oh, she's in the car.
01:22:31I was out of fire.
01:22:32Oh, come on, Uncle Carl.
01:22:33Come on.
01:22:34Hey, everybody have a fire.
01:22:36Come on.
01:22:40Hey, I'm taking it easy.
01:22:45Well, don't you think I ought to do the driving?
01:22:47Don't be silly.
01:22:47I've been pushing trucks around all my life.
01:22:49All right, let it go.
01:22:58Well, they don't think so already.
01:23:15Where is the fire?
01:23:16Never mind the fire.
01:23:18We're not going there.
01:23:19What do you mean?
01:23:20Keep going straight ahead.
01:23:22And we'll lead them into Porter'sville and the new carnival.
01:23:24And what about the fire?
01:23:26Well, you told me to get rid of her carnival, didn't you?
01:23:28Maybe when she sees the new one, she'll forget the old one.
01:23:31Oh.
01:23:31Hoppy!
01:23:41Hoppy!
01:23:41Hoppy!
01:24:01Take it easy!
01:24:09Take it easy!
01:24:14Oh, wait!
01:24:16Somebody's lying to me, aren't you?
01:24:18It won't be me.
01:24:23Hey!
01:24:24Come, move over!
01:24:27Hey!
01:24:31Get off the road.
01:24:40That's not fair.
01:24:43Red.
01:24:48Ah!
01:24:56Hey, let's meet him.
01:24:58Oh, hey, let him out.
01:25:00Please, fellas, please.
01:25:09Come on, now, put it, come on.
01:25:11Hey!
01:25:13Pretty tricky.
01:25:15Hey, get me out of here.
01:25:17Do something, get her down.
01:25:19Oh, oh, yes.
01:25:23Hey!
01:25:30Hey!
01:25:39Well, here we are!
01:25:41Oh, it's beautiful.
01:25:57That's you and me.
01:25:59Do you really mean it?
01:26:00Yes.
01:26:01Keeps.
01:26:02Oh!
01:26:06Well, so what?
01:26:12Say!
01:26:14Maybe you got something there.
01:26:15Come on.
01:26:16That's it.
01:26:17You were too.
01:26:18See?
01:26:19There.
01:26:20Oh!
01:26:22There!
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