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Renegade Angel
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00:00Ooh, self!
00:01Self? Does it exist?
00:03With an H, it becomes H-self.
00:06I'll just place that thought on the H-shelf under
00:10Surmwee
00:11Fritata
00:13Is self a delusion brought on by the auto-erotic asphyxiations of the obdurate soul keeper?
00:20If I don't eat, I'm gon' die!
00:22Then I will spill out the seeds of my bone, and you can eat on those.
00:27Then you will be the boney, and I will be your bone.
00:31I am a fifth-class self-inverter.
00:34Behold, as the self emerges into H-self.
00:46You can eat on those, eat on those.
00:49Maybe I could give you something in return.
00:51You mean, like your cooties, Spaz?
00:54I just wanted to share the food.
00:56And all you managed to share was your tude...
00:59Sheed, sheed, shee, shee, shee, shee, shee, shee, shee.
01:01Shee, shee, shee, shee, shee, shee, shee, shee, shee, shee, shee, shee.
01:03Cell.
01:04Let's go.
01:34Let's go.
02:04Hi, um, can you hear me in there?
02:10I can barely see it making out.
02:12It's darker than the inside of a cow out there.
02:15Do you know who Joe Smith is?
02:18He met with the dynamic duo of angels in the forest.
02:22And a stone that rolls, scatters no moss into the buxom bosom.
02:36Oh, yeah. Eat that ketchup.
02:37Nice.
02:38You love eating that ketchup.
02:46From stone to rock to mud to stone.
02:49This is a bald-faced case of deja shave, my vajayjay.
03:01Boo! Boo!
03:02Shall we go?
03:29Explosive.
03:46Keep eating, keep eating, girl.
03:53Eat that ketchup nice and good.
03:57You love eating that ketchup.
04:00Keep eating, keep eating.
04:07Oh yeah, eat that ketchup nice and good.
04:18Art, born from the womb of necessity.
04:23Or art thou the mirror held beneath the crotch of life?
04:30You pervert!
04:32Let's see what we got.
04:34What we got?
04:48That's pretty tight.
04:49That's pretty tight.
04:50Tight.
04:54Hello?
04:56Hey, Shaka.
04:58Long time no blow.
05:01Yeah, I'd love to hang out this weekend.
05:04But I'm going antique shopping with my wife.
05:08Maybe next time.
05:09Okay.
05:10I'll see you at church.
05:17Light! Light! Light! Light!
05:20Light! Light! Light!
05:21Light!
05:30Why?
05:32Cut it out, jackass.
05:34Cut it out, jackass.
05:46I've been running for so long.
05:49It's as if the background was repeating.
05:55I might as well be on a treadmill.
05:58Of life.
06:01I'm hungry.
06:04And I might have crapped the donkey suit.
06:06What is this craft?
06:12Food.
06:23To be self-consumed.
06:25Sometimes one must consume oneself.
06:28If I could do it all over again, I would do exactly the same thing.
06:44Eat that kitchen nice and good.
06:58It's a long, hard, dusty road.
07:03You'll journey on through a world you've never known.
07:11Only time will tell you if or not if your life has been in vain.
07:23Each morning sunrise brings question and query.
07:29Each sunset brings you catch up.
07:35Always you're searching for what you're not even sure.
07:41I'm melting away like an icy gold on fire.
07:53You're calling me.
07:54I'm coughing...
07:56And I'm coughing...
07:57I'm coughing...
08:03I'm coughing...
08:04Dude.
08:05Looks like that tumor is getting worse.
08:08Huh?
08:10Xavier the Renegade Angel.
08:13He is an amazing hero for our time.
08:15Xavier will surprise you with exciting adventures.
08:18To be able to fulfill your dreams of life for your time.
08:21exciting adventures in outer space under the sea making friends on the internet inside a human
08:29body helping the helpless killing the helpless i hear he stands over 10 stories tall he has
08:36venomous neck for an arm and he has low self-esteem his loin cloth was made in indonesia by squirrels
08:44he has 13 nipples with 13 different diseases his legs are backwards from an injury in desert storm
08:52he has been struck by lightning over 27 times he hates eskimos but he marched with martin
08:58luther king and martin lucifer king i heard he was a korean girl savior the renegade angel he will
09:06save us all for destruction oh yeah you love eating that ketchup you just keep eating it all day long
09:17until you gonna die oh yeah eat that ketchup nice and good oh yeah close up
09:24eat that ketchup oh yeah you have some red on your lip keep eating keep eating girl oh by the way
09:46this dog's name is kelsey and she's possessed eat that ketchup till you're done till you're done till
09:52it's all gone yeah you keep eating that ketchup eat it all to obtain a heart of coal you must turn
09:59your mind into feces this sheet will turn your brain into a sheet that is blank you will stumble onto
10:05questions like what the and huh now swallow your morals and manhood if i eat this sheet will i truly get
10:13the key whoa
10:23oh sheet you made him lose his sheet i must save him from himself
10:34with this i will end your imaginary suffering
10:38what now i lost a limp take this pill it will wrong doodle
10:44oh
10:54okay
10:55and that's the biggest watch person i've ever thrown
11:01oh
11:05it's been
11:07me mopping all day boy my arms are tired
11:12if it's black send it back
11:23if it's black send it black
11:26my hot dog
11:37i smelled it and it
11:41stinks
12:01this is javier renega de engal normally i search for a question to life
12:08But anyway, I search only for a sandwich.
12:12A delicious sandwich, sandwich, sandwich, sandwich...
12:18Javier, it is me, your friend, the supercomputer guy.
12:21There is a sandwich, a table, two clicks to your east, and...
12:23Just one, baby!
12:25Just one!
12:27Nice!
12:28Burn! Burn!
12:29Javier, you can probably only choose one sandwich to eat.
12:33The one on the left is made with cheese.
12:35This one is full of pastas are so nice, and the last contains the blood of the ancients.
12:42I feel that this fine fromage will just eat nicely in my gutty sack.
12:51Eat!
12:52What wizardry be this?
12:55My gutty sack straight down to brown tower.
12:59Mark!
13:00My thoughts, inundated with inundations.
13:04Javier, my calculations show that the ancients were very interested in mathematics.
13:09The blood is filling your mind holes with complex equations.
13:13Ah, math!
13:15So boring!
13:17Two plus eight equals eight.
13:20The square root of nine is benign.
13:23One hundred and forty is forty.
13:27Oh, crushing freedom of expression.
13:30Making socialist healthcare seem like good idea.
13:34Must drive back stupid numbers with art.
13:38Yes, expression.
13:40Music!
13:41Music!
13:42Music!
13:43München
13:50Wow!
13:51Gah!
13:52You did it!
13:53You drove back at math.
13:54The absence of creativity.
13:55With music.
13:56Creativity's diarrhea!
13:57Diarrhea!
13:58I guess I plugged up those ancient mind holes with my expression sh...
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15:32If only I had a sign.
15:35Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
15:38Destiny's design hath sent me a sign.
15:41I come seeking refuge in this refuse that I might abide inside.
15:45Better be important, interrupt-erating my view of Sweet Lady Television's gentle glow.
15:51Thine location should provide fine accommodation for mine habitation.
15:56Y'all's freak beak sure is cooking up an awful mess of pontificating.
16:01I've come to unload myself upon your abode.
16:05Why didn't y'all say so?
16:07Come on in.
16:08Boys, we's got company.
16:10It ain't much, but we calls it home.
16:12Now y'all already met the TV machine.
16:16There's a squat pot.
16:17Also serves as a kitchen sink, bathtub for formal occasions,
16:22and in a pinch, a the blessed baptismal.
16:26Sounds heavenly.
16:27Where's my room?
16:28Right through that there door of mystery.
16:31Never been opened.
16:32Just waiting for some hairy bohemoth such as yourself
16:36to bust through that portal's portly porthole.
16:46I've wandered this globular, camel-toed creation
16:50shunned by Humana teed me off.
16:54What I really need is a smoke.
16:57Ah, this looks carcinolicious.
17:00Let me just light it up and
17:03l-o-lo-lo-!!!
17:09Squish.
17:21Winder how Smith
17:22...
17:24...
17:26...
17:27...
17:28Take some of my water, it will replenish you.
17:34No thanks, we don't take offers from pricks.
17:51A la la...
17:58Her birefziesh nomathaka….
18:12S.W.E.S.H.
18:21I remember that day like it was a memory.
18:33I was trekking the path of footsteps, traversing another barren landscape, wondering this thing
18:41called life.
18:43Suddenly, a creature confronted my personal bubble and stared at me through eyes of fear
18:50heard.
18:51His voice was like an angel, giving birth to a devil with no epidural.
18:59I told him I too was a renegade angel, which is a cool way of saying, waste of airtime.
19:07He asked me if I'd ever heard of something called a plot, or things called jokes, or
19:14about the aliens.
19:15Had my mouth not been full of my own blood and his knuckles, I would have answered no.
19:21Taste the aliens.
19:23Taste the aliens.
19:24In the end, he had spared my life, but my mind brain couldn't help but think that his
19:30world was not finished.
19:32world was not finished.
19:33AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
19:37In the end, he had spared my life.
19:41But my mind brain couldn't help but think that his world was not finished.
19:45I was not finished!
20:15You're my passion!
20:41Why are you pretending to be pretty?
20:43Why are you pretending to be British?
20:45You are my passion!
20:47Why are you pretending to be British?
20:49What's nothing to me?
20:53Take take take that!
20:55Take take take that!
20:57Relax!
20:59Take take take that!
21:01No!
21:03Take take take that!
21:05Relax!
21:07Take take take that!
21:09Let's go!
21:11Let's go!
21:13Let's go!
21:15Let's go!
21:17Let's go!
21:19Let's go!
21:21Let's go!
21:23Let's go!
21:25Let's go!
21:27Let's go!
21:29Let's go!
21:31Let's go!
21:33Let's go!
21:35Let's go!
21:37Let's go!
21:39Let's go!
21:41Let's go!
21:43Let's go!
21:45Let's go!
21:47Let's go!
21:49Let's go!
21:51Let's go!
21:53Let's go!
21:55Let's go!
21:57Let's go!
21:59Let's go!
22:01Go on, I no longer fear your peeing, Frank.
22:06Go on, I no longer fear your peeing, Frank.
22:11I'd better get the hell out of here.
22:17You wanna be me?
22:21You wanna be me?
22:24I got you now.
22:27From now on, I'm your party.
22:31You, you are so sexy out there, you can taste it.
22:36You are so sexy out there, you can taste it.
22:40Now you're better than me, okay?
22:43You look good, look, it's a brand, weirdo.
22:47How dare you attempt to tame day by day?
22:52I need pussies like you, for a second.
22:54You better let me fuck you, I got you.
23:01Well, I gotta ramble.
23:10You're so sexy out there.
23:13You
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