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Being catfished by a obvious robot ai slop keannu reeves.

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00:00I think you would be the fun gay friend to have.
00:02You're not like, you don't broadcast that you're gay.
00:05Right.
00:06Just like your friends know.
00:07Sure.
00:08Sure.
00:08I'm out here crushing ass.
00:11Stupid.
00:12Yeah.
00:13This is really a lot of fun.
00:15You're going to enjoy this.
00:15This is real.
00:17Well, a Bay Area woman is out tens of thousands of dollars after she says she sent money to
00:21a scammer who said he was celebrity Keanu Reeves.
00:25Diane Ringstaff said she was playing words with friends when somebody messaged her saying
00:29he was the Hollywood actor.
00:30They started chatting over the next two years.
00:33Two years.
00:33She saw Keanu's face during a few video chats and then he sent her audio messages.
00:38Oh, wow.
00:39Oh, my God.
00:40This is just.
00:44Hold on.
00:44Good morning, my sunshine, Diane.
00:47As you said last night, I am sending this recording to let you know that I cherish you and that
00:52I am loyal to you.
00:53You will always be my queen.
00:56Have a great day today, Diane.
00:57Love you.
00:58Kisses from your loving Keanu.
01:00Keanu said he needed tens of thousands of dollars in Bitcoin and cryptocurrency for help
01:04with legal troubles.
01:06Knowing what I know now and all the technology that's out there and fake voices and everything
01:13else, you know, ding, ding, ding.
01:16Yeah.
01:16Ding, ding, ding, ding.
01:18Yeah.
01:19I think she should go to jail.
01:21How fucking.
01:22For being stupid.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Like how.
01:23She's not old either.
01:24She's not that old.
01:25Yeah, she's not 80.
01:26No.
01:26And she was just like, oh, Keanu Reeves is hitting me up.
01:28I mean.
01:29God, he needs fucking 20 grand.
01:32Never thought that he's got enough scratch.
01:35Amazing trouble right now.
01:36Ding, ding, ding.
01:37Ding, ding, ding.
01:38Yeah.
01:38Your mom would get taken by something like this, but your mom's 80.
01:42Yeah.
01:43You could definitely trick her.
01:44Would you think your mom?
01:44No, your mom wouldn't even be like smarter than this.
01:47Oh my God.
01:47Kisses from your loving Keanu.
01:49Kisses from your loving Keanu.
01:50Kisses from your loving Keanu.
01:54Hello, Diane.
01:55This is Keanu Reeves.
01:56You may know me from films like The Matrix.
01:59I need money.
02:00I love you.
02:01And Bitcoin.
02:02I didn't even realize you could.
02:04That's still a thing.
02:07$160,000?
02:08Oh my God.
02:13Says she was skeptical when the scammer first messaged her, but she says she video chatted
02:18with the scammer who looked and sounded exactly like the actor.
02:22Oh my God.
02:25It's like, it's depressing too, bro.
02:26So sad.
02:27It's so depressing.
02:28It's really sad.
02:29I think, yeah, humanity is getting dumber and dumber.
02:32This guy could not believe the money was coming in too.
02:34He was like, this is so crazy that this works.
02:36Yeah, this is crazy.
02:38You know what's going to be fun, though, is the uptick of stories like this as AI gets
02:42better and better.
02:43Yeah.
02:44I can't wait.
02:45Oh my God.
02:45Good morning, my sunshine Diane.
02:47Good morning, my sunshine Diane.
02:49Diane, I did meet Keanu Reeves.
02:51Ding, ding, ding.
02:54$160,000.
02:56Do you think they definitely had video sex together?
03:01She's leaving that out.
03:02She's like, when he would come, I'm sorry.
03:06You know what's crazy?
03:07Diane, rub your tits.
03:09Keanu has probably the best reputation in all of Hollywood.
03:13And I bet if he caught wind of this story, he would want to do something for this lady.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Yeah.
03:19I know.
03:19And then everybody would be like, oh yeah, Keanu stole money from me too.
03:22Dude, it's so depressing.
03:24It's so.
03:25This is a, she isn't old, old, but like that's 160 grand.
03:29That's probably a big part of her savings.
03:31You know, that's everything.
03:33Yeah.
03:33That's so much money to give to robot Keanu.
03:38Oh, what other shit?
03:39I want to hear the dirtier, like the sweet talking.
03:43He, he must've been sending her shit all day.
03:45Keanu again.
03:46Have you played with your clit for daddy?
03:50She's like, well, he would tell me to do things.
03:53That's what's really happened.
03:54I hadn't played with my clit in years.
03:56Good night, my sweet shine.
03:58Yeah.
03:58I'm going to bust nuts thinking of you now.
04:01Yeah.
04:01Good night, sweet Diane.
04:03Yeah.
04:03It's your favorite actor, Keanu.
04:06And then she's like, are you filming that movie?
04:08Yes, I am on set in England now.
04:11Like, it's so bad.
04:13No one has money here.
04:14I need your money.
04:17Fucking so depressing.
04:19What do you think he told her?
04:20Oh, he said that he has legal troubles so that he needs her money.
04:25And he needs Bitcoin?
04:25Bitcoin.
04:26What the fuck?
04:26Oh, my God.
04:28Can you pull up the Denzel thing?
04:30She's a fucking idiot.
04:31I'm so excited about this.
04:33Nothing made me happier.
04:34Idiot.
04:35Some fucking fuckhead in Cannes.
04:38These people on the red carpet there are out of their minds the way they.
04:42So this guy, like Denzel is like, hey, motherfucker, to this guy.
04:46And the guy has a big old donkey smile on his face and keeps touching him.
04:53And you can see that he's like, hey, fuckhead, don't touch me.
04:56Right?
04:57Look at this.
04:58The guy's like, oh, no, it's OK.
05:00He's like, don't fucking put your hands on me, dumb shit.
05:03Told you.
05:03OK.
05:06And then the guy reached out and grabs his arm.
05:08It's like, bro, stop, stop, stop, stop.
05:13Yeah.
05:14That's within his rights to not be touched.
05:17I mean, I know it's crazy.
05:19Don't touch him.
05:20He's he's standing in front of you.
05:21And the frogs there.
05:22They're notorious for being like really.
05:28Like controlling of where you stand and when you can stop, like the whole red carpet.
05:33There's this nonsense.
05:34That's what I heard.
05:35Last year.
05:36A certain way.
05:37They like.
05:37Yeah, they they it was a big thing where they pulled this actress off as she was going up the stairs.
05:42They're like, you can't stop for photos here.
05:44And she was like, what?
05:45And they got really aggressive with her.
05:47I forget who it was, but you could tell here he wants to fucking punch this guy in the mouth.
05:52Yeah, he's trying to start some shit.
05:53You want to talk some shit?
05:54Yeah.
05:55I would have loved if Denzel had punched that guy.
05:57I know.
05:58But he's going over there.
05:59So he must be going over there for something said.
06:01Right.
06:02Yeah.
06:02He shots fired.
06:03He fucking said something first.
06:05And he's like, hey, asshole.
06:06Yeah.
06:06Don't fuck with me.
06:07I know you're fucking with me.
06:08Look at his big, goofy fucking.
06:10Yeah.
06:10Big, stupid French mouth.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Punch him right in his dumb.
06:13Yeah.
06:13Yeah.
06:14He's happy.
06:14Hey, croissant.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Put that baguette right up your ass.
06:18Yeah.
06:19Yeah.
06:19He's fucking with him.
06:20He's saying stupid shit.
06:21This video fires me up.
06:23I want to grab that guy.
06:25Because you're angry and that's a nice way to release that rage.
06:28Through somebody else?
06:29Yeah.
06:30I can see that with you.
06:32That's an excuse to fight.
06:33And it's a legitimate one.
06:35Yeah.
06:36That all my anger comes out that way?
06:38Because I think you would be pardoned for that one.
06:41If some guy keeps fucking touching you.
06:42Does it say anything out here?
06:43Let's see.
06:45So he allegedly called out a photographer touching his arm at Cannes.
06:49The professional lip reader revealed that the actor yelled at the aggressive shutterbug
06:54in their headline making spat.
06:56Hey, one more time.
06:57Stop.
06:58Mm-hmm.
06:58The actor warned after physical contact was made initially.
07:02Mm-hmm.
07:03I think he's being reasonable.
07:04I don't even think he snaps.
07:06I mean, this is a very normal.
07:08Let me tell you something.
07:08Never put your hands on me.
07:09I'm talking to you.
07:10Stop.
07:10All right?
07:11Yeah.
07:11The lip reading expert claimed that the photographer responded to Washington's pleas
07:14with dismissal telling him not allowed before cracking a devilish grin.
07:20Yeah.
07:21I don't know what that.
07:22I mean.
07:22What this guy was thinking, man.
07:24He came grabbing his arm.
07:28Look at his dumb donkey.
07:29Oh, he's like, can I take a picture?
07:31With his big, stop it.
07:33Stop it.
07:33I mean it.
07:33Stop it.
07:34He's going to kill him.
07:35Yeah.
07:36That's really crazy.
07:38Well, you can't put hands on people.
07:40I mean, come on.
07:40And then he goes to grab after all that.
07:42Yeah.
07:44Dude, I would fucking punch him.
07:45That's what I'm saying.
07:46It is really nuts.
07:48Look how fucking pissed he is after that.
07:50Of course.
07:51And why don't they have security?
07:53He'd be like, why are you touching Denzel Washington, dipshit?
07:56You don't touch him.
07:56Is that a security guy?
07:57No, that's ASAP Rocky.
08:00Well, he should have had security.
08:02And then is Spike there in like just Nick's colors?
08:06Is that what he's wearing underneath?
08:07Scroll down.
08:09He's just wearing like a Nick's suit?
08:12Him in those silly glasses as I'm talking in my silly glasses.
08:15Dude, Denzel's still pissed.
08:17He's thinking about that photographer.
08:18He's like, I'm going to fuck that guy up.
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