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00:00What's up, gang? I'm Toby Picktaren.
00:06And not only am I a military vet, but I'm also a grilled meat connoisseur.
00:10I went through hell and back to defend this country.
00:12Now I'm traveling all over it to find the best greasy grub.
00:17When I was in war, I went through a pretty traumatic experience
00:21that left my memory fragmented, but my tasteblood's perfectly intact.
00:25Whoa! And sure, sometimes...
00:30Fuck!
00:34Whoa, not cool, gang.
00:37But I'll never forget these tasty flavors,
00:39so join me while I'm trying to remember who I am
00:41with some unforgettable food.
00:43I am the Grill Sergeant.
00:48I'm here at Gerudo's Hot House,
00:50where I hear he's got a spicy chicken dish that's hotter than napalm.
00:53Let's check it out, gang.
00:55Hey, nice pork job, asshole.
00:57Hey, I'll beat the fuck out of you!
00:59I'll bust your ass, boy!
01:01It's too spicy.
01:02You don't fuck with me!
01:05Whoa!
01:06Whoa!
01:07What's up, guys?
01:08I'm here with Gerudo,
01:09and this is his world-famous spicy chicken.
01:11Gerudo, what's your secret to this stuff?
01:13Well, I'll tell you what, Toby.
01:14It's all about the spices.
01:16Ain't that true, brother?
01:17Back in the military, we used to have a saying.
01:19Oh, shit!
01:20Where's his leg?
01:21Ah!
01:22He's gone!
01:24Whoa!
01:26Tell me about these spices, Gerudo.
01:28Yeah, so we're just going to slide in some cornstarch right there.
01:32That's cornstarch.
01:33And then a little bit of garlic powder, super important.
01:36Garlic powder.
01:38And then a little bit of cinnamon.
01:40Cinnamon?
01:41Yeah, it's really going to make...
01:42You're crazy, Gerudo.
01:43It is crazy.
01:44It's really going to make the flavors explode.
01:46Explode.
01:47Oh, yeah.
01:49Because if you do it with the machine, it might be too powdery.
01:52It's not going to fry too much.
02:02Okay?
02:03Ah!
02:05You motherfucker!
02:06I just love the crunchiness on the outside.
02:09I know what you did, you son of a bitch!
02:11What?
02:12Juicy chicken on the inside.
02:14I'm so sorry!
02:15I don't really like the Chinese shit on the walls.
02:17That's why I don't wear my glasses.
02:18This chicken is unreal.
02:23Jesus Christ!
02:24It's okay!
02:25He's just having a flashback.
02:26You're doing great.
02:28Talk a little bit more about the spices.
02:29The cinnamon, that's a little goofy, huh?
02:31You know what I love about this restaurant?
02:37They play LOUD music in the bathrooms.
02:40What the fuck, man?
02:44Okay.
02:46Can you get back to the chicken?
02:47Can you get back to the chicken?
02:48Mmm.
02:58Wow!
02:59That chicken's not half bad.
03:04Whoa!
03:07Hey, Haruto!
03:08You can really taste that cinnamon.
03:11You want a bag of ice?
03:12Yeah, a bag of ice might help.
03:13You think me up pretty good back there, Haruto.
03:15Also, the spice is getting into the wounds pretty bad.
03:19That's it for Haruto's spicy chicken.
03:21Wow, that stuff had a kick.
03:22Coming up next week, we're headed to Denver to check out...
03:24Jesus Christ!
03:25Are you all right?
03:27Yeah, I'm driving around at Convertible
03:28eating pussy and sandwiches for a living, asshole.
03:30Fuck you!
03:31Suck my dick!
03:35That is your brother!
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