Toby Fieri Food PTSD

TurdLok

1 week ago

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00:00What's up, gang? I'm Toby Picktaren.

00:06And not only am I a military vet, but I'm also a grilled meat connoisseur.

00:10I went through hell and back to defend this country.

00:12Now I'm traveling all over it to find the best greasy grub.

00:17When I was in war, I went through a pretty traumatic experience

00:21that left my memory fragmented, but my tasteblood's perfectly intact.

00:25Whoa! And sure, sometimes...

00:30Fuck!

00:34Whoa, not cool, gang.

00:37But I'll never forget these tasty flavors,

00:39so join me while I'm trying to remember who I am

00:41with some unforgettable food.

00:43I am the Grill Sergeant.

00:48I'm here at Gerudo's Hot House,

00:50where I hear he's got a spicy chicken dish that's hotter than napalm.

00:53Let's check it out, gang.

00:55Hey, nice pork job, asshole.

00:57Hey, I'll beat the fuck out of you!

00:59I'll bust your ass, boy!

01:01It's too spicy.

01:02You don't fuck with me!

01:05Whoa!

01:06Whoa!

01:07What's up, guys?

01:08I'm here with Gerudo,

01:09and this is his world-famous spicy chicken.

01:11Gerudo, what's your secret to this stuff?

01:13Well, I'll tell you what, Toby.

01:14It's all about the spices.

01:16Ain't that true, brother?

01:17Back in the military, we used to have a saying.

01:19Oh, shit!

01:20Where's his leg?

01:21Ah!

01:22He's gone!

01:24Whoa!

01:26Tell me about these spices, Gerudo.

01:28Yeah, so we're just going to slide in some cornstarch right there.

01:32That's cornstarch.

01:33And then a little bit of garlic powder, super important.

01:36Garlic powder.

01:38And then a little bit of cinnamon.

01:40Cinnamon?

01:41Yeah, it's really going to make...

01:42You're crazy, Gerudo.

01:43It is crazy.

01:44It's really going to make the flavors explode.

01:46Explode.

01:47Oh, yeah.

01:49Because if you do it with the machine, it might be too powdery.

01:52It's not going to fry too much.

02:02Okay?

02:03Ah!

02:05You motherfucker!

02:06I just love the crunchiness on the outside.

02:09I know what you did, you son of a bitch!

02:11What?

02:12Juicy chicken on the inside.

02:14I'm so sorry!

02:15I don't really like the Chinese shit on the walls.

02:17That's why I don't wear my glasses.

02:18This chicken is unreal.

02:23Jesus Christ!

02:24It's okay!

02:25He's just having a flashback.

02:26You're doing great.

02:28Talk a little bit more about the spices.

02:29The cinnamon, that's a little goofy, huh?

02:31You know what I love about this restaurant?

02:37They play LOUD music in the bathrooms.

02:40What the fuck, man?

02:44Okay.

02:46Can you get back to the chicken?

02:47Can you get back to the chicken?

02:48Mmm.

02:58Wow!

02:59That chicken's not half bad.

03:04Whoa!

03:07Hey, Haruto!

03:08You can really taste that cinnamon.

03:11You want a bag of ice?

03:12Yeah, a bag of ice might help.

03:13You think me up pretty good back there, Haruto.

03:15Also, the spice is getting into the wounds pretty bad.

03:19That's it for Haruto's spicy chicken.

03:21Wow, that stuff had a kick.

03:22Coming up next week, we're headed to Denver to check out...

03:24Jesus Christ!

03:25Are you all right?

03:27Yeah, I'm driving around at Convertible

03:28eating pussy and sandwiches for a living, asshole.

03:30Fuck you!

03:31Suck my dick!

03:35That is your brother!

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