Heroes, a new play coming to the Oldbury REP in Sandwell in November.

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00:00Heroes. We've got three heroes here. Who have we got? Steve, how you doing?

00:04I'm alright, thank you. What's going back then?

00:07They are going back, don't forget everyone. And we've got your friend here. What's your friend called?

00:12He's called Gaston Duroc.

00:14Gaston Duroc. You might have to spell that one for me.

00:17What's going on then Steve? Heroes the play, what's it all about?

00:21Basically it's about three old gits in a care home in 1959, who were a little bit bonkers,

00:28as you would be having endured the First World War.

00:31And I've got into my little head that the nun in charge is going to kill me.

00:37So we have to escape, don't we?

00:40Escape the care home?

00:42Where do we go?

00:44And where does the dog come into it then? I understand at one point,

00:48because you're losing it a little bit, you think that dog's a real dog, is that right?

00:52Or one of you lads?

00:53Well isn't it real?

00:55I could just say it isn't. Well, it moves, doesn't it?

00:58Erm, er, mate, no comment.

01:00I mean, Philippe has a bit of straddle in his head.

01:04I mean, we're probably never going to get on the road, are we?

01:07Well, don't forget I've got a leg missing.

01:10Oh yes, you are lame.

01:12Yes, of course it is.

01:14Well, maybe I could carry you.

01:16Well, I don't think that'll be necessary.

01:18Well, maybe the dog could carry you.

01:20Well, the dog isn't real.

01:22Isn't it?

01:23It's not real.

01:24But...

01:25I don't think that's to do with the trap or philly.

01:29Oh, he's gone.

01:31He's gone.