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00:00Okay, listen up!
00:15Hey, this was advertised as a lesbian speed dating night, but some very angry and very hot bisexuals correct me that this is also for them.
00:29And you know, this is a shared equal opportunity of an experience for all sapphic and lonely and desperate people of all varieties.
00:46Two minutes and eight.
00:48That's it?
00:49Jessica, you married Mac after a one-week yoga retreat in Tulum.
00:55Pretty sure two minutes is enough.
00:58Cheers, queers!
01:00What is that?
01:02Eggs.
01:04But why?
01:06Good for the libido.
01:10Feel it right in my groins.
01:16Woo!
01:17Ha-ha!
01:18Begin!
01:19Um, hi.
01:20Don't waste your time.
01:21I'm just here to look hot in front of my ex.
01:22Oh, well I thought...
01:23Shh.
01:24Shh.
01:25I can't talk.
01:26It messes with my side profile.
01:27Switch!
01:28Switch!
01:29I'm poly.
01:30Oh, that's cool.
01:31I'm monogamous.
01:32I'm monogamous.
01:33You're someone who needs to unlearn some societal norms.
01:36What if I don't want to unlearn that particular societal norm?
01:38Switch!
01:39I don't know, I just feel like if you're not vegan then you're just not a good person.
01:43Oh, well I don't need a lot of meat I eat, I just...
01:44I don't need a lot of murder but I do a little bit.
01:45Just a sum, huh?
01:46Yeah.
01:47Okay, yeah.
01:48That makes total sense.
01:49Is that a leather jacket?
01:50Switch!
01:51Anyone out in a day?
01:52Oh, that's cool.
01:53Oh, that's cool.
01:54I'm monogamous.
01:55You're someone who needs to unlearn some societal norms.
01:56Oh.
01:57What if I don't want to unlearn that particular societal norm?
01:58Switch!
01:59I don't know, I just feel like if you're not vegan then you're just not a good person.
02:00Oh, well I don't eat a lot of meat I eat, I just...
02:02I don't do a lot of murder but I do a little bit.
02:05Just a sum, huh, yeah.
02:06Okay, yeah, that makes total sense.
02:08Is that a leather jacket?
02:11Switch!
02:12Anyone I want to date lives 5,000 miles away.
02:15Oh, well, I'm right here.
02:18Hmm, exactly.
02:20Anyone I want to date lives 5,000 miles away.
02:23If you haven't found someone yet, have you thought that maybe you're the problem?
02:28Switch!
02:29And then, this is wild because not only did I date your first ex but also your most recent
02:35ex, we hooked up.
02:36Yeah, when you guys broke up she called me over and, you know, one thing led to another
02:41and small world.
02:44You know, maybe we should do it all together sometime.
02:47I don't think that's going to be...
02:49Switch!
02:50Okay, think about it.
02:54Uh, first order of business, how old are you?
02:57I'm about to turn 30 next week.
02:59Ooh, yeah, I'm going to stop you right there.
03:01I'm kind of the Leonardo DiCaprio of lesbians.
03:04I get older, they stay 22.
03:06Switch!
03:07Ooh, saved by the bell.
03:10Well, best of luck to ya.
03:15Oh, actually, you know what?
03:16Time's up, everybody.
03:18So sorry.
03:19Sorry about that yet.
03:21I'm guessing I'll be seeing most of you next month.
03:24Your loneliness keeps me in business.
03:26So, sincerely, thank you.
03:29Let's go and get a marido.
03:32Let's go.
03:49I'm guessing speed dating didn't go great.
03:51No, it was terrible.
03:52I don't know how to do this.
03:53I was with someone since I was 22.
03:54And by 25, I was ready to marry her.
03:55But she was only 23 and she wanted to wait until she was 27.
03:56Oh, that's probably a smart decision.
03:57So I was patient.
03:58And then a few months before her 27th birthday, she leaves me for a 22-year-old co-worker.
04:00Co-worker?
04:01They don't have jobs.
04:02They make social media posts or whatever they're called.
04:03Well, actually, it's a lot of hard work to make consistent.
04:04So they're off pissing each other for clicks, and here I am, about to turn 30.
04:08Wow.
04:09That was a lot of words and numbers and things.
04:10I don't know how to do that.
04:11I was with someone since I was 22.
04:12I was with someone since I was 22.
04:13And by 25, I was ready to marry her.
04:14But she was only 23 and she wanted to wait until she was 27.
04:15Oh, that's probably a smart decision.
04:16So I was patient.
04:17And then a few months before her 27th birthday, she leaves me for a 22-year-old co-worker.
04:18Co-worker?
04:19They don't have jobs.
04:20They make social media posts or whatever they're called.
04:21They're off pissing each other for clicks, and here I am, about to turn 30.
04:26Wow.
04:27Uh, that was a lot of words and numbers and emotions.
04:33I'm Charlie.
04:34Jen.
04:41I'm more of a strawberry daiquiri kind of gal.
04:43But not the real strawberry.
04:44The syrup.
04:45So how are you going to do it?
04:47Do what?
04:48Post.
04:49Oh, I was going to do a flash mob.
04:54Oh, you're serious.
04:55Um, well, you know, um, some things weren't meant to happen.
05:01So what would you say is your type?
05:02Hilary Swink would be ideal.
05:03But honestly, I'm open to anyone who wants me at this point.
05:05You?
05:07Um, Timothee Chalamet, but yeah, I'd get you.
05:12I would give anything for somebody to look at me and give me those eyes.
05:16Walk right up and put their tongue right inside my mouth.
05:20Yeah, like slam me against a wall.
05:22Grab my hair and it kind of hurts and I'm like, ow.
05:25But also...
05:28Rip my shirt open.
05:29None of the buttons get ruined.
05:31It just works.
05:32Dirty talk.
05:33Like, I'm gonna do it.
05:35Right here?
05:36Right now.
05:37I'm gonna do it.
05:38Right here?
05:39Right now.
05:40사 mat.
05:41wealthy manager.
05:45Walk.
05:46Get mad.
05:48Walk.
05:49Walk.
05:51Good dur.
05:52Get to hand.
05:58Fine.
05:59Take a hand.
06:01Stop!
06:04We're at all the spirit!
06:06We got out there.
06:08Fuck, my foot's in the toilet.
06:17Well.
06:18Jen, I just met this woman by the pool, and she only lives three towns away from us.
06:38She said her daughter's a lesbian, too.
06:40I said I need to go call my lesbian daughter and find out if she knows her.
06:45Mom, I'm not going to know her daughter.
06:47Well, she played soccer growing up.
06:50Mom, I've told you before, just because someone else is a lesbian, her name's April?
06:56Oh.
06:57Yeah.
06:58If it's April Renden, then I know her.
07:00Yes, it is.
07:02Anyways, she just married the most beautiful woman.
07:05Mom, I gotta go.
07:10No!
07:17Ho, ho, ho! Happy Holidays!
07:25Hello?
07:26Jen?
07:26Hello?
07:27Jen?
07:27Hello?
07:28Jen?
07:28What the fuck happened to you?
07:37I mean, thank you so much for having us to your parents' home for a beautiful brunch.
07:43So sorry we're late for, um, this.
07:47I was on time, for the record.
07:52It takes time to look this good.
07:54I'm panicking.
07:55Well, you look like it's day three of Dinah Shore weekend.
07:58As much as I would like to stay and talk about this, let's get brunch out.
08:02Yeah, you know, I think you may need a little something to soak up whatever's radiating out of your pores.
08:10Oh, man.
08:11Man, last time I was here, I was like, I don't know, like 16?
08:20And look at us now.
08:26Look on the bright side.
08:28Your parents just happened to be on a month-long vacation just weeks after Francine kicks you out of the apartment.
08:34Oh, actually I saw on social media that she has recently rebranded to Frankie.
08:38Frankie.
08:39Frankie?
08:40Yeah.
08:41That's the coolest name.
08:42Who side are you on?
08:43Yours.
08:44So, uh, speed dating went well?
08:49I made out with someone.
08:51Charlie.
08:52You and Charlie.
08:54Did you get into a plane crash on your way home and take a wander through the woods, or...
08:59Well, I'm just trying to understand the hair.
09:01It's Christmas in three days, and I'll be waking up in my childhood bedroom.
09:10A widower!
09:11Okay, well, that's a bit dramatic because Frankie's not dead.
09:15Actually, she's doing quite well.
09:17And you, you're getting there.
09:21I have toilet water on my pants.
09:24That part's not Frankie's fault.
09:30Everyone's happy!
09:31And look at me!
09:35Look at me!
09:36I'm about to be 30!
09:38I'm sorry.
09:39Is 30 old?
09:41January 1st.
09:42I always thought that was the coolest birthday.
09:46Um...
09:47Hello?
09:48Are you here for brunch?
09:52Uh...
09:53No.
09:54I'm the, um...
09:55house sitter.
09:56Annie.
09:57Oh, my God.
10:07Oh, she's having a bit of a meltdown.
10:12Is that her name with Annie?
10:14Uh, yeah.
10:19My name's kind of like yours.
10:21Danny.
10:22Annie.
10:23Uh, no, like Annie with a D.
10:25Andy.
10:28I'd like this to be over now, so yeah.
10:31Andy.
10:33Well, there goes my croissant contribution to brunch.
10:37Ooh, are those almond?
10:39No, I'm not free these days.
10:43Oat milk has vanilla.
10:46Why the vanilla?
10:47It's made with beaver butt goo.
10:49I'm a good person!
10:55You know, I personally have no problem eating beaver or ass, so...
10:59Please.
11:00Who is Annie?
11:01Oh, shoot.
11:02When Francine left you for the 23-year-old.
11:12Oh, that's awful.
11:13Yes, it is.
11:14Though she is rather stunning.
11:15She's very interesting, too.
11:16She has over a million followers.
11:17Mom!
11:18Oh, sorry Jenny.
11:19Oh, sorry Jenny.
11:20Your father must have forgotten to cancel the house sitter.
11:21We hire an LGBTQ house sitting company because we're allies.
11:31Jennifer, she's a lesbian.
11:32Jennifer, she's a lesbian.
11:33Oh, Jennifer, do you want to meet my new friend?
11:34Mom, I gotta go.
11:35Mom!
11:36Mom!
11:37Mom!
11:38I gotta go!
11:39You've got to be kidding me!
11:40You've got to be kidding me!
11:41You're welcome.
11:42Hello Annie.
11:43We will not be needing your services at this time.
11:50You've got to be kidding me!
11:51Who are you kidding me?
11:58Hello Annie.
11:59You are welcome.
12:03Hello Annie.
12:04We will not be needing your services at this time.
12:05What are you doing?
12:06I don't know.
12:07Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
12:11Well, actually, I don't really have anywhere else to go.
12:14I mean, I kind of subleased my place for the holidays
12:16so I could make double cash.
12:18Oh, perfect.
12:20That is so smart.
12:23Here!
12:25Why don't I show you around?
12:30Why God? Why me?
12:33Yeah, that's probably the gay thing.
12:35Don't suppose you, uh,
12:38were able to get the eggs this morning
12:40as per the Lydia's brunch spreadsheet?
12:43No!
12:48You'll be fine.
12:59Hey, come on in.
13:03Oh, I didn't...
13:04Oh, no problem. What's up?
13:06Sorry. I know no one likes these, but they're the only snack I had.
13:12An embarrassing apology to accompany the embarrassing scene you witnessed upon arrival.
13:19Oh, no way. These are my favorite.
13:21Really?
13:22Max used to make fun of me for liking grandpa candies.
13:25Well, if you're a grandpa, then I'm a grandma.
13:36These are so good.
13:37So, grandpa, do you often mention your ex upon first meeting?
13:46I'm really empathetic, aren't I?
13:48No, I'm just bugging you.
13:50I mean, trauma dumping on a first hangout is basically queer women's culture at this point.
13:54Tell me all your secrets.
13:57Okay, so my ex, Francine, Frankie, I guess she's what people call the one that got away.
14:09Thanks.
14:19I just feel like she left me for someone cooler and hotter and I don't know how I'm ever going to find someone again.
14:27Being me.
14:29And what's you?
14:30Out of touch.
14:34I feel like I had my life organized and figured out and I had a path.
14:41And what do you want now?
14:45I just want the puzzle pieces to be back together again.
14:48And the only way I see that happening is if I get back with Frankie somehow.
14:54Hmm.
14:58Okay, well, let's get her back.
15:01Really?
15:02Sure.
15:03Why not?
15:05I love a project and, I mean, I'm all for the holidays.
15:09I mean, if I don't have the love that I'm searching for, I might as well help someone else find theirs.
15:14But how are we gonna-
15:16Just get out of here and lead me to it. I gotta research.
15:23Good morning.
15:39What the fuck?
15:41You really are something else in the morning.
15:43What is happening?
15:45We're getting your ex back.
15:47Where did you find that?
15:48I'm gonna be honest, I didn't really sleep last night. I'm a little wired, but it's all gonna be worth it.
15:53This is a nightmare, right?
15:54Can I just say your ex and her new girlfriend look like supermodels?
15:58Yeah.
15:59So crazy that the girls who look like the popular ones who bullied me in high school are gay now.
16:03Wild. Can we get to whatever this is?
16:06So, upon my extensive research, I've made a plan to make you cool.
16:12Well, what I think Frankie thinks is cool anyway. And honestly, a lot of people tend to agree.
16:16I mean, did you know that their joint couple count has grown to like 500,000 followers in less than a month?
16:22I have stumbled across it, yes.
16:24Their ship name is Janky, Jade and Frankie.
16:27Adorable.
16:29So anyway, here's what we're gonna do.
16:31This is operation. Get Frankie back at this year's New Year's Eve party on the eve of your birthday.
16:37Step one, get cool hobbies.
17:01You know, maybe we should try something else.
17:03No, I got this.
17:21You absolutely nailed that.
17:24Hey Jen, just swung by to grab the waffle maker.
17:28French blood coming soon.
17:29Hey.
17:32Hey.
17:35New hobby?
17:38You were killing it for a little bit.
17:40Thanks.
17:41Need a hand?
17:46Hey, would you want to go on a date with me sometime?
17:49Oh, no.
17:51Okay.
17:52Well, I hope you have a good day.
17:54Careful, alright?
17:57See ya.
18:00Well, that was refreshing.
18:01What, your face hitting the pavement or that hot guy not being weird?
18:04That's the kind of guy that keeps me bisexual.
18:08Hey, you want to try again?
18:10Yeah, let's do it.
18:11Yeah.
18:12You're all padded up. You're good to go?
18:14I need a helmet.
18:15Okay.
18:16You know one thing that cool lesbians do is they spend hours and hundreds of dollars to make one ugly cup.
18:21All I've got to give for Christmas is this, a Christmas kiss.
18:36Close your eyes and pop with your lips, cause here it is, your Christmas kiss.
18:55See?
18:56That's not my speed.
19:03So I just feel like most gays are like astrology gays or they're like vegan, you know?
19:06Mm-hmm.
19:07So like you should definitely go vegan.
19:08Not happening.
19:10What's this?
19:14It's a film camera.
19:16It's cooler than phones.
19:18I thought social media was in.
19:19It is, but it's cooler if you take a photo on this and then you put it onto your phone.
19:24So I'm supposed to carry both of these around?
19:26Yeah, well just ditch your phone then.
19:30Then how am I supposed to contact anyone?
19:33I don't know. Pigeons.
19:35Oh, so I can't eat animals, but I can put them to work.
19:40Oh, shit.
19:47Okay, a little more warning next time.
19:50None needed.
19:59Okay, well there's a lot of work to do tomorrow.
20:02Tomorrow's Christmas Eve.
20:04Yeah, well do you have any plans?
20:07No, but I...
20:08Okay, well good.
20:10Because tomorrow, it's time for a makeover.
20:14Right.
20:24Hi.
20:26Sorry, was I loud?
20:27I remember you being a little disappointed that the croissants were an almond.
20:35Or maybe you were just disappointed that they were on the floor.
20:40Oh, thank you. I mean, you didn't have to...
20:44No, I did.
20:47You're kind of the best.
20:52Um, it's makeover day.
20:54Right.
20:57This is kind of embarrassing, but I haven't changed my style in ten years at least.
21:03I mean, that's not surprising.
21:08But you know, everything comes back around and then if you wait a few years you'll be right on trend.
21:13Okay.
21:17Don't be nervous. This is gonna be fun.
21:20Now get in the closet.
21:27Let's see it.
21:28You look like a princess.
21:32You look like a princess.
21:36No.
21:40Yeah.
21:42Hey, she's a rock star.
21:44Now she's a country star or something.
21:46A single tear.
21:48That's like, it's a bit much, you know?
21:50This?
21:51Yeah.
21:52Oh, what?
21:57That's something else.
21:59Ready for the prank parade.
22:01Bye.
22:07Oh.
22:09Bicep curls.
22:11Yes.
22:12Okay.
22:14Oh, oh.
22:15Maybe she doesn't know what to do with a dumbbell.
22:18She's dancing.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Put on something else.
22:25So what do you think?
22:28I'm...
22:29I know.
22:30I can't pull it off.
22:31No.
22:32I was gonna say that you look really hot.
22:35Really?
22:36Because I feel really hot.
22:38Yeah.
22:40You should.
22:41Um.
22:45Well, I'm not done with my job yet.
22:47We still have maybe the most difficult step left.
22:49What's that?
22:51Step number three.
22:53Actually be cool.
22:55Oh.
22:56Yeah.
23:00So, uh, how many hours of practice before this goes from cringe to hot exactly?
23:05Um, for some people it takes a lifetime, unfortunately.
23:09I give up.
23:11If not biting my lip on social media is what ruins this whole thing, so be it.
23:15Well, some things are meant to be given up on, honestly.
23:19Wine.
23:21It's natural.
23:23What does that mean?
23:25I don't know, but I think it makes us cooler.
23:28Glasses?
23:30Oh, yeah.
23:31Oh, I got them.
23:34So, how long have you been single for? You seem so good at it.
23:39Sorry, that sounded so rude.
23:42No, it's okay.
23:44I, uh, I knew what you meant.
23:47Um.
23:49I was with my last boyfriend for a few years, and we broke up a few months ago.
23:56Oh.
23:57I'm sorry.
23:59What happened?
24:01He was the best.
24:03And so hot.
24:04Oh, my God.
24:06But, um, he wanted kids.
24:11And I didn't.
24:13And we kind of just played pretend and hoped that everything would eventually work itself out.
24:19You know, you don't have to do all of this, right?
24:26Do what?
24:28This whole show.
24:31I mean, you're thoughtful, and you're funny, and honestly stunning, and I just think that you should be with someone who sees that.
24:48Sorry, I should get this.
25:09Hello?
25:11No, of course. I want you to be safe.
25:13Just, um, text me the address.
25:16Um, that was Frankie.
25:19Oh.
25:21Um, is that a good thing?
25:22She's at a Christmas Eve party, and the ride situation is bad, so she needs me to pick her up.
25:38Okay.
25:40I'm sorry. I know you put a lot of effort into dinner.
25:43No, it's okay. I mean, this whole thing has been about getting Frankie's attention.
25:53So, now's your chance.
25:56Right.
26:00She's lucky to have you.
26:02Yeah, there's the Tofurky.
26:20Merry Christmas Eve.
26:32Merry Christmas Eve.
26:57Merry Christmas Eve.
27:00Hello?
27:24I knocked, but my hands are kind of full.
27:28Merry Christmas.
27:30I'm coming in.
27:32Annie?
27:34Annie, I'm coming in.
27:41You're welcome.
27:46Hi.
28:19Hey, Mom.
28:25Hey, Jen. Merry Christmas.
28:27I've really messed things up.
28:49That I could have gone with you anyway.
28:53Try to be strong until you get back.
28:57But you don't seem to be around.
29:04There's just so many things I want to say.
29:08But now I'm breaking up inside.
29:16You're on a mission now.
29:19I know you can't get out.
29:22But our time is running out.
29:25I know you can't get out.
29:55Hey, Happy New Year's Eve.
30:01Hey.
30:03Listen, it's going to be okay.
30:05I mean, really, we don't know that.
30:08But I'm sure.
30:08The point is, we're going to have fun.
30:12Okay?
30:12With or without Frankie or Annie or anyone.
30:17Thanks, guys.
30:19I know late night gay bar parties aren't really a thing anymore.
30:23That's what friends are for.
30:25And besides, your mom hasn't stopped calling me, so I didn't really have a choice.
30:30Again, I'm so sorry about that.
30:34All good.
30:35You look great, by the way.
30:37Thanks.
30:39Well, let's go get the girl.
30:40Woo!
30:41All right.
30:42Um, what if the girl isn't there?
30:46Well, then, we will be.
30:51Drive before I regret everything I'm about to do.
30:54On it!
30:54All right.
30:58Take lines, Kate.
31:00Yes.
31:00And it's a left at the end of that spot with the thing?
31:04Right?
31:04Okay.
31:04Yeah, because it's a free parking next to mine.
31:06Yeah, yeah.
31:06Free parking.
31:07Can we get the show now?
31:08Yeah, gotcha.
31:08Okay.
31:08Here we go.
31:09Here we go.
31:18This looks a lot different than the last time I was here.
31:21Spare us the history lesson, Grandpa.
31:22Hi, three of us.
31:25Tickets.
31:26Oh, I didn't know we needed it.
31:27We've been sold out for weeks.
31:29Oh.
31:30Okay.
31:31Uh, ticket checker.
31:33I'm Dani.
31:35I'm old enough to be your mother, and if I was, I would have zero problems with your unique
31:41choice of hairstyle and support your freedom of expression.
31:45Here's the thing.
31:47My friend here, she's here to take one final shot at love.
31:52We just really are needing to-
31:53Well, uh, Jen, it's not your final shot.
31:54If it doesn't work in there, and if it doesn't work-
31:55It's her final shot.
31:58The love of her life is in there.
32:00Okay, well, if we don't actually know if she's in there.
32:02Okay, we think the love of her life is in there.
32:06And we need in.
32:07So, what's it going to take to get us into the gay bar that was lucky enough to have 17
32:12lesbians show up back in my day, and now apparently doesn't have room for three more?
32:17I'm a bisexual.
32:18Two more.
32:19And one bisexual.
32:22Sorry.
32:23Sold out.
32:25Jen?
32:27Hi, Frankie.
32:28Hi, Jade.
32:30Are you heading in?
32:31We don't have tickets.
32:32That won't be a problem.
32:35For five?
32:36Hey, Frankie and Jade, want a picture?
32:38Yeah.
32:41Come on, let's go.
32:44Let's go.
33:02Let's go.
33:02Let's go.
33:03Let's go.
33:03Let's go.
33:04Let's go.
33:04Let's go.
33:05Let's go.
33:05Let's go.
33:06Let's go.
33:07Let's go.
33:07Let's go.
33:08Let's go.
33:09Let's go.
33:09Let's go.
33:10Let's go.
33:11Let's go.
33:11Let's go.
33:12Let's go.
33:12Let's go.
33:13Let's go.
33:13Let's go.
33:14Let's go.
33:14Let's go.
33:15Let's go.
33:15Let's go.
33:16Let's go.
33:16Let's go.
33:17Let's go.
33:17Let's go.
33:18Let's go.
33:19Let's go.
33:19Let's go.
33:20Let's go.
33:21Let's go.
33:21Let's go.
33:22Let's go.
33:23Let's go.
33:32We will go find this set.
33:39Oh, yeah.
33:40All these.
33:49What's up?
33:51Are you a fan?
33:53No.
33:54But I do think you, the both of you, are very talented.
33:58Okay.
34:00And beautiful.
34:01Look, look at you.
34:02You're wearing a crop top, and no one tonight is going to tell you how brave you are.
34:05This is my ex, Jen.
34:08But also, I'm sure you're funny and smart, and you two look very, like, very annoyingly happy together.
34:19Um, can we focus over here for a moment?
34:26Hello?
34:27Hello?
34:33The point is, you can stop calling me for rides or to borrow my waffle maker.
34:38I love waffles.
34:39Or to help you decide on a new dentist.
34:42I cannot be that person for you.
34:44And honestly, if you told me tonight that you wanted me back...
34:47I won't be doing that.
34:48I know that.
34:50Sorry.
34:50But if you did, I'd say no.
34:54Because you don't see me.
34:56You guys are cool.
34:58Like, really, really cool.
35:00Didn't this used to be a lesbian space?
35:03Yes, it was.
35:04But now, I think it's just for everyone.
35:07Huh.
35:07But I'm cool, too.
35:21We should go.
35:23Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
35:25Hey.
35:31Hi.
35:32I didn't know you worked here.
35:33Uh, yeah.
35:34When I'm not, uh, making a note in the bathrooms.
35:36How's your head?
35:37A few complaints, actually.
35:40Still chasing the ex?
35:41No, actually.
35:42That's long over.
35:43But somehow, I've managed to find who I think is my person and loser all in a week's time.
35:48Lesbians?
35:48I know.
35:49I'm a painful stereotype.
35:50Oh, no.
35:50I was going to say there's two lesbians flailing their arms at you.
35:53Oh, those are my friends.
35:57One is bisexual.
35:58My bad.
35:59Good luck, Jen.
36:03Can you guys play it cool?
36:06You don't want to talk?
36:07I haven't seen Annie yet.
36:09I'm sure she's around here somewhere.
36:11Yeah, well, I'm sick of waiting for life to happen.
36:14What?
36:15What is she doing?
36:16She's going to get the girl.
36:18You know, I've been thinking about how lucky we are that we don't have...
36:20Yeah.
36:21Me too.
36:22Now, one of us has to have some fun.
36:27Okay.
36:30Bottoms up.
36:31That's my girl.
36:40T minus five minutes until our New Year's countdown.
36:44Find your special person, folks.
36:45Hey, can I get the mic?
37:00The microphone.
37:01Can I have the mic?
37:05Thanks.
37:05Oh, hi.
37:11I'm Jen.
37:14Can you get the music?
37:16Music.
37:16Hi.
37:17So sorry about the interruption of music, but I have something to say to someone, and I'm
37:26not even sure if she's here tonight.
37:27And we need to be a part of this conversation?
37:30Turn on the music!
37:32Turn on!
37:32Oh, shut up!
37:33This music sucks.
37:34This music sucks.
37:35Beat bop, bing, bang, boom.
37:36Has anyone ever heard of a lyric?
37:38No offense.
37:39As I was saying, Annie, I don't know if you're here tonight, but if you are, I have something
37:51to say.
37:52I like the idea of Frankie.
37:57I don't think I ever actually liked Frankie at all.
38:01Sorry, Frankie.
38:03I couldn't care less.
38:05But you, you are my person.
38:11You're smart, and bold, and unapologetically yourself, and we like the same grandpa candy.
38:20And you don't care that I look at music festival lineups and don't recognize a single performer.
38:27Oh, and you always have acid reflux medication on deck right before I'm about to eat tomatoes.
38:32Ew!
38:33Jesus!
38:34You like me for me.
38:37And I like you.
38:39Well, actually, I love you.
38:44I just never thought you'd like me back.
38:48This is giving me the egg!
38:54Okay.
38:55God.
38:56God.
39:11So I guess this is me saying, without any pressure at all.
39:15Ha!
39:16Weird to do it in front of a crowd then!
39:18Am I right?
39:19I just thought someone like you would never want to be with someone like me.
39:31But life's too short.
39:34And I like us.
39:35A lot.
39:36Finally!
39:37Me too.
39:41Five, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
39:58Yay!
39:59Happy birthday, Jen.
40:00Thirty looks good on you.
40:01Happy birthday, Jen.
40:02Thirty looks good on you.
40:05Happy birthday, Jen!
40:06One, two, three, two, three, two, three!
40:08Happy birthday, Jen.
40:09Happy birthday, Jen.
40:10Thirty looks good on you.
40:12Darling, I can chew on my mind
40:32When Christmas comes to town
40:35It's getting cold
40:39Baby, I just want you, want you close
40:43I got all this joy in my heart
40:45And if it's getting dark
40:49Then we can go inside
40:51Baby, won't you, won't you hold it tight
40:55I don't need any presents
40:58Cause I know I have you
41:01I just need you and me
41:04And I know it will be a magic holiday
41:08Oh, how you make it okay
41:15Oh, it's a magic holiday
41:21Ooh, the rest can save the way
41:27To the mean, a magic holiday
41:33Ooh, the rest can save the way
41:46Oh, it's a magic holiday
41:53Ooh, the rest can save the way
41:59It's a magic holiday
42:01It's you and me
42:03A magic holiday
42:09It's you and me
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