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00:01I'm a queen!
00:02Six queens.
00:03One exotic destination.
00:06All under one roof.
00:08For one whole week.
00:11What could go wrong?
00:13Each queen will reign as a cruise director for a day.
00:17I'm ready to take this day by the bone.
00:22Keeping all these hoes in a taint.
00:24From morning till night.
00:27It all culminates with one sickening performance for the locals.
00:34This ain't no vacation hunties.
00:37It's a slaycation.
00:39I'm a queen!
00:41Good morning, queens.
00:56Are you ready to slay?
00:59Slay!
01:00Slay!
01:01Baby!
01:02The alarm is going off.
01:04Now usually I'll be upset about this fucking alarm.
01:07But it is my day.
01:08I'm the cruise director.
01:10Let's go take this shit up!
01:12Time to get up!
01:13Get up!
01:14Get up!
01:15Get up!
01:16Get up!
01:17Jayla!
01:18Shut up!
01:19Baby wake up, wake up, wake up!
01:21It's time to go!
01:23Jayla!
01:24Baby, I am still the struggle bus to get up, bitch.
01:28Get up!
01:29It's my day!
01:30My girl came in my room, jumped on my bed.
01:32Shook a little ass, got me awake.
01:33Come on, bitch!
01:34Yeah!
01:35Wake it up!
01:36Wake it up!
01:37Wake it up!
01:38Candy is what I call a drag queen party favor.
01:41Let's go!
01:42Girl, here she go.
01:43Now I know Candy and she's a girl that can get down.
01:47Not calling her like a bitch, a slut, a whore, anything like that.
01:51But the girl has a good time.
01:53Come on, bitches!
01:54I'll be damned if the bitch is bored on Candy Meese's day.
01:58Where's Miss Boa?
02:04I'm just laying there thinking about my conversation with the girls last night.
02:08Part of my recovery when I went into my program to quit drugs and alcohol,
02:14I found out I had HIV and here I am newly sober and I don't really know what to do.
02:20With myself because I can't turn to drugs and alcohol.
02:24And...
02:25I just want to say something.
02:27I didn't even know this.
02:29I'm like, you're too...
02:31You're too out of a sister.
02:33I'm so sorry.
02:35But you didn't eat the way how I did.
02:38And that's really strong for you to say.
02:41No, honestly, I'm really sorry.
02:43I feel like it was heavy, but I feel like a weight has been lifted off my chest.
02:49I'm just so proud of her for kind of openly telling the world.
02:54And that takes balls.
02:57That was like really real.
02:58They were intense.
02:59And that was brave.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Towards the end of the conversation, we all kind of like made amends.
03:04Loa, I commend you and honestly, I love you.
03:07Sometimes situations like this make you realize how short life really is.
03:11Holding grudges against people and all that isn't really like...
03:14You know, like why not try to build a relationship out of this experience going forward, you know?
03:21I just have my thoughts on that whole thing.
03:24I don't think that that being revealed should be the thing to make you have a change of heart about her.
03:30It's a thing that so many people face.
03:32I don't think...
03:33I feel like things like that kind of just perpetuates the whole stigma around it.
03:37True.
03:38Because it makes her seem like...
03:39I feel like it's now like a sympathy friend.
03:41Where it's like, oh no, I'm gonna be your friend because you have this ailment against you.
03:46It's like, I feel like that's kind of just like...
03:48Like you can still dislike her.
03:50No, yeah.
03:51It's just...
03:52No, I get what you say for sure.
03:53That should be the cause of you liking her.
03:55It's like, now you feel bad, you know?
03:57No, for sure.
03:58Because she's just like anybody else.
03:59But it was a beautiful moment last night.
04:01It was.
04:02Yeah.
04:03Like I was emotional.
04:04We need to realize too that like...
04:06Like HIV is not like a death sentence, you know what I mean?
04:08Like that was like...
04:09Right.
04:10A long time ago, like I have so much friends that like...
04:12They live normal lives, like they're healthy.
04:15I just felt like all of yesterday, we bonded a lot more than we have already.
04:22And I think that can only be for the good.
04:24Right?
04:25Yeah.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Good morning.
04:28Hi girls.
04:29How are we?
04:30Yes.
04:31You've got to do a turn.
04:32How are you feeling?
04:33Good.
04:34I'm feeling amazing.
04:35How are you guys feeling?
04:36Good.
04:37We're doing well.
04:38We're feeling like Boa Day was a day of rest and success, baby.
04:41Yes, baby.
04:42And it wasn't even Sunday, bitch.
04:44How are you feeling?
04:45I'm feeling great.
04:46And I'm feeling like closer to all you guys.
04:48So, thank you again for being so into yesterday, in tune with yourselves and being open-minded
04:55about it.
04:56Honestly, I'm growing close to this group and I'm really glad I'm able to share with you
04:59guys and feel comfortable and consider you guys a new set of friends.
05:04Yes, absolutely.
05:05All right.
05:06Enough with the emotional shit, mama.
05:09Let's get this day started.
05:11Oh, it's candy day.
05:12I'm a crazy ass bitch, which means we are in for some crazy ass activities.
05:16Do you want to know what we're going to do?
05:18Tell us.
05:19Knowing candy, it'll involve alcohol, some classy drugs, and a good time.
05:26We're going to go axe throwing.
05:28Axe.
05:29Oh my God, bitch.
05:30Like axe.
05:31We're going to be throwing axe.
05:32At each other.
05:33If you want to.
05:34Oh.
05:35Fuck me.
05:38My gay ass axe throwing.
05:42I'd rather show you my axe wound.
05:45And yes, that's a vagina joke.
05:47Let's go get dressed.
05:48Let's go get ready.
05:49And I'll meet you down here in a few minutes.
05:51For the axe.
05:52All right.
05:53That's today.
05:54I'm hoping that one of the girls slips up my mistakes and hits the other girl with an axe.
06:00Oh, let's do this.
06:05I've never been axe throwing.
06:08However, I've never pole danced.
06:11And I won that.
06:12I've never ice skated.
06:14And I won that.
06:16And I have built a snowman and I am known for having stunning fashion, so that wasn't surprising.
06:21So maybe I'll win this little axe throwing thing and get my fourth little stash.
06:28No.
06:29No.
06:30No.
06:34Maybe.
06:35Let's go.
06:36Let's go.
06:37Let's go.
06:38Let's go, bitch.
06:39We got some ass to throw.
06:44First of all, I want everyone to say hi to the little Miss Tiara.
06:47Hi, Miss Tiara.
06:48This is my girl.
06:49I'm the cruise director today.
06:51However, she clashes, so she's not going on.
06:53She's not going on.
06:54But she will be here, so respect her.
06:56Thank you very much.
06:57Yes, respectfully.
06:58Now, are we excited?
06:59Yes.
07:00I'm so excited.
07:02Candy, I know this is your day, girl.
07:04Girl.
07:05Are we going to have some tequila?
07:06Ooh!
07:07Maybe.
07:08Uh-oh.
07:09Not with the axes, though.
07:10Girl!
07:11Bitch.
07:12We fine.
07:13Maybe.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:15Has anybody thrown axes before?
07:17No.
07:18For legal reasons, I can't see whether I have or haven't.
07:21It's a very manly sport, but today the girls will play.
07:25Well, girls.
07:26Well, girls.
07:27We shall play.
07:28We shall play.
07:33We're here.
07:34We're ready for the day.
07:35We're ready for the day.
07:36Girl, so we are going to throw some axes.
07:39We get to the venue, and it looks just like the barn that Candy was raised in.
07:44Oh, that is cutsy.
07:49Hi, ladies.
07:50Hi.
07:51Hi.
07:52Welcome to Axe Blue Mountain.
07:53I love the plan.
07:54The ladies always do.
07:55Right?
07:56Uh-huh.
07:57Batman is fine and thick like the brawny paper towel.
08:00I am just, like, clean up all this mess that I am in my life.
08:05These.
08:06Have you thrown axes?
08:07No.
08:08Have you slayed queens before?
08:09Yeah!
08:10I slayed a whole season of them.
08:13I've made my decision.
08:18The UK's next drag race superstar is...
08:25Laurence Chaney.
08:26Yeah!
08:33Condragulations, Laurence.
08:35Who's ready for the purple race?
08:38Yay!
08:39Cluck that tea.
08:40All right.
08:41Before we get to Axe, we're going to have a little treat for you guys.
08:45I'm sure you love tequila.
08:46I told you.
08:47Cheers, queers.
08:48Head back.
08:49To love, to owner.
08:50If you can't come in her, come on her.
08:51That was our real tequila too.
08:52So, here's your axe you'll be using.
08:53I'll give you the black shaft at the red tip.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Oh.
09:00Oh.
09:01Okay.
09:02You want to grip the shaft with two hands.
09:03Oh, yeah.
09:04You want to start from the black line.
09:05Take a step in.
09:06Round of six.
09:07Well, five and a half.
09:08So next will be your turn.
09:09Haha, listen I am so excited.
09:10I know the activities this week has been a little bit challenging.
09:16Oh my God, no, no, no, no.
09:17You got it, you got it, you got it.
09:19You're too scared.
09:20No, no, no, no.
09:21take a step in round the six well five and a half so next will be your turn
09:28I am so excited I know the activities this week has been a little bit challenging
09:34do you too scared do it again you gotta get a little sweet you gotta you gotta
09:46that's hard I think that this is up my alley baby it was gonna close oh you almost had it I never
10:01thought that I would be some like world-class axe thrower girl what the fuck I don't know I think
10:08mine is like broken or something actually just is not my thing oh this is so like masculine like
10:15it's a little too like rough and like gritty I just don't have that in these like delicate little
10:21hands and wrists and arms I'm nobody's Viking okay I'm missing some and I'm hitting some
10:31I'm not exactly hitting the bullseye but I think I'm doing like okay
10:43all right I don't like the boomerang effect that that one had I am trying as hard as I can but I
10:54don't seem to be getting the knack of it I don't think I'm made out for throwing axes at things
11:00oh my ex-boyfriends will be very happy about the hat you want to try yes well hold on hold on hold on
11:13oh it's a reveal
11:17god
11:23fucking hairy
11:26carry 60% silicone but I'm paying for it
11:29carry how'd you feel
11:31violent
11:32good
11:34Bullseye
11:38Dangerous woman
11:42Carrie's a mania, girl
11:52Listen, I don't know if I was a serial killer in my past life
11:55But every single time I throw this axe
11:57It hits the bullseye, baby
11:59Damn Carrie again
12:04Bitch, why is Carrie hitting the bullseye so much times?
12:10That's crazy
12:11I'm actually kind of good, okay
12:14I'm very gagged by Carrie's axe throwing
12:17She's like doing a really amazing job
12:19And axe throwing is something that's, I guess you could say, masculine
12:22And Carrie is so, so feminine
12:24If you walk past her, it's like getting a shot of estrogen
12:27But trans women can do it all
12:29One more time
12:31Carrie is a killer, girl
12:34But girl, Miss Candy
12:36I thought the muse
12:37Was going to be good
12:40And
12:41The muse is not doing too well
12:47Clock that tea
12:48Oh, oh, I'm out
12:51Mama, this axe and this wood, they stick it together
12:55Why they're she sticking?
12:59I think this board doesn't like me
13:00The other bitches over here are having a good old time
13:03Nice!
13:09Me?
13:13Just look away
13:14Look away
13:16I have a card
13:22Come in, come in
13:23I'm here, babe
13:24I'm a queen
13:26Queens
13:27I hope we've all had enough practice
13:30Because
13:30We are putting a twist on the game
13:33Bang, marry
13:35And because we're queens
13:36Slay
13:37In each lane
13:40There is a headshot of every one of us
13:42First, put a condo on the queen you would bang
13:45Oh, here we go
13:48I'm gonna fuck Candy
13:50Here we go
13:51That's my girl
13:52I mean, hello
13:54We have seen all her nudes
13:56I mean, now it's big
13:58So, I'm gonna go over here
14:0240 ounce down
14:03If Candy's in the room
14:05Tag team her in
14:07Because she can beer care her way through
14:09I'll do Candy because she's local
14:12Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:12Here we go
14:13Who am I gonna bang?
14:17Miss Muse, of course
14:19Every bitch in here wants to bang me
14:22And of course, why wouldn't you?
14:25Hello?
14:25It's because she has a big dick
14:27I'm gonna fuck Katie Colby
14:31She turned me straight
14:32I mean, she's already ready for it
14:34Look at her titties
14:34Katie's got me carrying on
14:36Um, full tea is
14:38I'm absolutely not touching
14:40Not one of you bitches
14:41So, I'm not fucking none of you hoes
14:44Period
14:45Put a ring on the queen you would marry
14:51Let's marry Lawrence
14:53Aww
14:54I am going to reciprocate my marriage
15:01With Jada Shada Hudson
15:03Here comes the bride
15:05You're just
15:08You're so good
15:09The cooking
15:09Thank you
15:10I'm going to marry
15:12Miss Carrie Colby
15:16I do
15:17I knew that was coming
15:19I had a feeling
15:20I am going to
15:23Marry
15:24Jada
15:27Because we made up
15:27And I love you
15:28My sister
15:29I'm moving to my condo, baby
15:31Isn't she beautiful
15:32Not on my face, bitch
15:33There we go
15:36Thank you
15:37I'm going to marry Carrie
15:41I think that the closet would be sickening
15:44Saffle sizes
15:44I think I'm very much marriage material
15:47I think I'm
15:47You're my wife
15:48Oh
15:49I love being a lady
15:51She's been with you
15:52And lastly
15:59In your axe
16:01For the queen you would like to slay in this activity
16:04The queen who lands their axe
16:06Closer to their target
16:08Will be the ultimate queen of slay
16:11Bring me the axe
16:12Okay, now it's time to slay this hoe
16:14Love
16:15Seems correct
16:17Killer
16:19Slay this hoe
16:20Bitch
16:23Off with her head
16:26You didn't hit me
16:28It's called the closest to the queen
16:30That was your close
16:31I'm going to slay Carrie
16:35It's for the closet
16:37It's for the closet
16:38I knew it
16:39Slay her
16:40Alright
16:41Bitch, kill me, hoe
16:49This isn't all my size
16:53I'm alive
16:54She wins another day
16:56She wins another day
16:57I'm going to kill
17:01Lauren
17:03Bitch
17:06Bitch
17:07Okay
17:08Okay, now you can't throw it while there's a camera in front of you
17:12Just a reminder
17:13It's time to start getting these points
17:25I am pretty competitive
17:26And I want a sash
17:27So I'm definitely going to slay Lux
17:29She's a maniac
17:32Listen, Carrie
17:34She's a killer
17:36Slay queen
17:37Are you freaking kidding me?
17:50Before Carrie was actually hitting the wood
17:54Every single time
17:56See how quick our table turns
18:02Close, but no cigar
18:05You're only going to slay
18:06Boa, because I had to make your bag yesterday
18:10Carrie
18:10Oh my god
18:12Yeah
18:12What the fuck
18:14Look at how beautiful I look
18:16You can't
18:17You do look gorgeous
18:17But I'm probably going to miss
18:19This is the one time
18:20You will get it
18:21Watch
18:21Slay her
18:25Oh my god
18:30You fucking bitch
18:31Girl, what's your problem?
18:35Why me?
18:36I'm just a little baby
18:37She dying, girl
18:40She dying
18:42Whoa
18:46Miss Lawrence Cheney
18:50She won
18:51Lawrence
18:52Yeah
18:53I did it
18:56I won
18:57Who would have thought
18:59My faggot ass would have won
19:01An axe thrown thing
19:03Am I technically a Canadian now?
19:06Is that me past my Canadian citizenship?
19:12Yay
19:12Thank you so much
19:14I love
19:14Yeah
19:14Thank you coming, ladies
19:16Had a great time
19:17Bye
19:17Bye
19:18Bye
19:18Bye
19:19Bye
19:19Bye
19:19Bye
19:19Bye
19:19Bye
19:20Bye
19:20Bye
19:21Bye
19:21Bye
19:21That was nuts
19:22Wait, I love that
19:23That was like fun as fuck, bitch
19:25Candy, that was a great idea
19:27That was good, right?
19:28That was such a good idea
19:29And I'm not just saying that
19:30Because I won
19:31Look, bitch
19:34I'm super excited
19:35The girls are having a good old time
19:36And I'm happy
19:37Because it's like
19:38The activity that I planned
19:39On my day
19:40Congratulations, Lauren
19:42Yes
19:42I know, Lauren
19:44Seriously
19:44You said
19:45Let me throw the axe
19:46Oh, let me throw the axe
19:47Yeah
19:48Plus it was fun to see
19:50Whoever wanted to kill
19:53Marry and Bang
19:54Right
19:54It was very interesting
19:57That I was the person
19:58That everybody wanted to kill
19:59The most
20:00Interesting but not surprising
20:02I said
20:04I want to marry Lawrence
20:05And Lawrence won't matter me
20:07Oh, no
20:07So, wait, no
20:08Are we doing it?
20:09Well, you never know
20:09Maybe we'll do it on vacation
20:11No, it's about me
20:14But it's about me
20:15Very much
20:17Yeah
20:17So, where to next, Candy Grove?
20:21Okay
20:21So, our next activity
20:23I'm so excited
20:24I want to start the day off
20:25A little crazy with the axe
20:27Okay
20:27And now
20:28There are animals involved
20:31More animals?
20:33Girls, there's already
20:34Five other animals here
20:34I'm just gonna say
20:35Girls, let's say
20:36It's giving old MacDonald
20:40How to farm
20:41Giving E-I-E-I-O
20:43Oh, I think we're here
20:46Oh, I think we're here
20:47We're at it
20:48We're at it
20:48We're at it
20:50Little ponies
20:51I love horses
20:53Everyone's adrenaline
20:55Is pumped
20:56And the blood is flowing
20:56So, I'm taking the girls
20:58Slay riding
20:59This is crazy
21:01Wow
21:02Hi
21:04Welcome to Valley Ridge Family Farm
21:08Oh, my God
21:09Thanks for having us
21:10On a board
21:11We'll go for a ride
21:12Oh, my God
21:13I'm at the end, girl
21:14It's giving both
21:20Baby
21:22I have never seen a horse
21:24This close up before
21:26And these horses are
21:27Huge
21:28Okay, guys
21:31Come on
21:31Let me just say
21:34There are a few
21:35Heavy track wings
21:36On this sleigh right now
21:37So, these horses
21:38Are working real, real hard
21:39Oh, look
21:43What?
21:44Little doggie
21:44Oh, my God
21:45You have a dog
21:46You're so cute
21:47There's dogs
21:49There's snow
21:50There's a sleigh
21:51Bitch
21:52We might as well be Santa Claus
21:54I'm here with my friend
21:56Donner
21:57Rudolph
21:58Kerry
22:00Yes
22:01Do you get the horses?
22:03Huge
22:03Huge
22:04Giant
22:05Huge
22:05They're well fed
22:08And well breathed
22:10Strong
22:11Easy boys
22:12This is gorgeous, isn't it?
22:19Yeah
22:19This is really pretty
22:20This is
22:21It literally looks like nothing
22:22It looks like we are in some fucking vampire movie
22:25It looks spooky
22:26It looks beautiful
22:27It's like Snow White and the Huntsman
22:29It is
22:30Snow White and the Huntsman
22:32But it's the Huntsman
22:32Snow White and the Huntsman
22:34I love this scenery
22:38It just feels like the right thing to do right now
22:42It's calming
22:43It's so relaxing
22:45The fog
22:46The fog
22:46Wise
22:48It's very like Scotland
22:49Scotland
22:50Very Scotland
22:51But I will say this is a bit more glamorous than Glasgow where I'm from
22:57The snow is very deep, thick and white
23:00Some of our snow would maybe be yellow
23:03Candy, honestly, you're like slaying this day
23:10I'm having a great day
23:11Very adventurous
23:12Well, the thing is
23:13I'm from the city
23:14So I wanted to do something that I would not be able to do
23:16You know what?
23:17That's so true
23:18It's giving very Saint-Tropez
23:20Love you for you
23:21You know, I don't know the weather when I was very Saint-Tropez
23:23The vibes
23:24The vibes
23:26The vibes
23:28It's so different to experience fun like this rather than being crazy drag queens and partying
23:37And at the clubs
23:38Right
23:38It kind of makes you feel normal and excited about things like this too
23:41It makes you feel normal
23:43And like I haven't had any bit of normalcy
23:46Is that a word?
23:47Yeah
23:47Normalcy
23:49Oh, it is a word?
23:50Come on, Candy's finding literacy
23:54Bravo
23:54You know, I feel like I haven't felt normal in like the past four years
24:00Since I've been like in the public eye
24:02And like this has definitely been such a different vibe
24:06Obviously we love drag and we love entertaining
24:09It's what we do, right?
24:10We wouldn't be doing it if we didn't love it
24:12But I don't think people talk about how lonely drag can be sometimes
24:15You know, you
24:16And people expect you to be this happy person
24:18And the reality is
24:19You are at the bar, at the club, the arena
24:21Wherever you're performing all night
24:22And then you have people screaming for you
24:24And they love you so much
24:25And then you go home
24:25And so you're four walls
24:27And it's quiet
24:27It's normal yourself, yeah
24:28And you're like, oh
24:29Right
24:30Yeah, especially when you're like traveling and stuff
24:33Like you don't see your friends all the time
24:35You don't see your family
24:36And you're traveling alone most of the time
24:38Yeah
24:38You're like, it's like
24:39It is the like worst thing
24:42Like just being in a hotel room by yourself sometimes
24:45It's very isolating
24:46And it gets very like lonely
24:48Mm-hmm, for sure
24:50It's actually really difficult, you know
24:51To sometimes just stop and really live in the moment
24:55It's a world of major polarities
24:57Like it's one extreme to the other
24:58Yeah
24:59I do a lot of fast-paced work
25:03I fly all over the place
25:05I never really kind of take time to look back at it
25:07And appreciate it
25:09I am having so much fun
25:11It's so relaxing
25:12So this is like
25:15This is like nice
25:17To be able to do this
25:18And freezing
25:19Are you having fun?
25:22Yeah, this is kind of cool
25:23This is so pretty
25:23But it's quirk
25:25I know
25:26And it really meant what I said last night
25:28You want to like, you know
25:30Let us like hide out some more and everything
25:31Yeah, absolutely
25:32Yeah
25:32Like, you know, like
25:33You're one of the Toronto girly
25:35Yeah, of course
25:35You know, you're on Drag Race
25:37I was on Drag Race
25:38Like, not everyone goes through
25:40What we went through on Drag Race
25:42Only a handful of people
25:44Yeah
25:44Now we're doing all this
25:45Obviously this experience
25:46So, you know
25:48I just want to make sure that Boa knows
25:49That like
25:50I really want to, you know
25:52Start building a friendship with her
25:54When we get back home
25:55Maybe like even text each other on the phone
25:57And say, girl
25:58You remember when we made this vacation?
26:01It was over, you know
26:02At the bar, you know
26:03When they say Boa will come and have a shot
26:06You better come, girl
26:07It's fine
26:08I'll give you some Red Bull
26:09Give me some Red Bull, girl
26:10Give me some Red Bull
26:10I'll do the tequila
26:11You'll do the Red Bull
26:12Okay, deal
26:12Sounds good
26:13I love you
26:13I'm really happy Jada took that moment
26:16To speak with Boa
26:17It's a mature thing
26:19To make up with someone
26:21And really let bygones be bygones
26:23Now, Kit
26:24I love you
26:25No, seriously
26:26Like, this is really cool
26:28And I'm really glad
26:28That we're
26:29This is a really good experience
26:29To like
26:30Able to get the time together
26:31And enjoy each other's company
26:33We're like chilling
26:34And literally like
26:35Creating new relationships
26:36So seriously
26:37Listen, I am not gonna throw any shade
26:40I'm not gonna throw any daggers
26:41About getting close
26:42And trauma bonding
26:43But I guess we gonna see
26:45On vacation
26:46Look where we are
26:49I love this
26:51So good
26:52I think it looks like it's cold
26:55Girl, the camera's looking for you
26:57It's giving goblin porn
27:01No, I'm just kidding
27:02I hate the cold
27:04So this is
27:05Exactly what I expected
27:08Very real
27:09And I did
27:10I did not enjoy that aspect of the trip
27:13But everything else
27:15It was really sickening
27:17It is freezing up here
27:18At this very moment
27:20The only thing I want right now
27:22Is a meal
27:22In a warm indoor place
27:25Oh my god
27:25Yes, baby
27:28Whoa, boys
27:30Whoa, boys
27:31Bye
27:33Bye, horsey
27:35Bye
27:35Thank you so much
27:36Child, let me run to this bus, honey
27:39I can't feel my feet
27:40Girl
27:41That was like
27:47A winter wonderland
27:48Cold, but it was fun
27:50I wanted to bring out something different
27:51Something cool for the girls
27:53I don't know about you girls
27:54But I'm tired of being in the house eating
27:55So I plan for us to go out tonight
27:58To eat and drink
27:59There we go
27:59Bitch, it has been a long ass day
28:03So it's time to go out to a pub
28:05And just have a good old time
28:07Girl
28:07Ooh
28:08Here we go
28:09Hello
28:10Hey guys, how's it going?
28:12Can we get a table for six?
28:13Yeah, you looking to eat?
28:14Drink?
28:15Uh, yeah, eat and drink
28:16Actually, I was like
28:17Can I get another shot as well?
28:19Yes
28:19Are we thinking spicy like
28:21Tequila
28:21Tequila
28:22I knew it
28:23Girl, of course Candy would get us out of the house
28:26For a field trip
28:27And take us to a bar for dinner
28:29Well, diva
28:30Should we do a cheers?
28:32Let's do a cheers
28:32Cheers
28:33We had a wonderful day today
28:35Yeah
28:36Axe throwing
28:37Axe throwing
28:37Axe throwing
28:38Slay playing
28:39And a vacation
28:40Coming to an unreal
28:41To our slaycation, everybody
28:43To you tomorrow
28:44Cheers
28:45Cheers
28:45Wow
28:45Oof
28:52Oof, baby
28:55That will definitely keep a bitch warm
28:58I've heard lots of great things about this place
29:02Which is why I think it's supposed to come
29:04Yeah
29:04Well, good choice, Candy
29:05I love the Zecor
29:07Little drag shows here, too
29:09Really?
29:09Yeah
29:10Last year, Pride
29:11I was the grand marshal
29:12For Pride Collingwood
29:14I mean
29:14Collingwood loves me
29:16Very local celebrity girl
29:18The local living legend
29:20Baby, I'm their number one
29:22Alright
29:23Oh, girl
29:24Poor Sean
29:26What's up?
29:27It's definitely
29:28Giving Candies Day
29:31We're almost done with the vacation
29:32It's time to get fucking lit
29:34Literally
29:35Cheers to the girls weekend
29:38Cheers to the vacation
29:40Cheers
29:41Yes, vacation
29:43Chug, chug, chug
29:47Oh, yes
29:50You bet
29:50It's giving shots on shots
29:53On shots
29:54On shots
29:55Like, it's shots
29:56City
29:57Shots
29:57Central
29:57And I don't know
29:58If I can keep up, chug
29:59Because I'm a little bit of a lightweight
30:01Estrogen got me
30:02Violin
30:03For the viewers watching
30:05These are
30:05Real tequila shots
30:08Boom
30:09Girl, no more shots
30:10I'm gonna, like, fall out
30:11You don't want to show your titties?
30:13Are you distracted?
30:14Oh, they're out
30:14Okay
30:15Mind you, I was hot
30:18While throwing axes
30:19Getting all of those
30:19Bullseyes
30:20Can we talk about how
30:21Carrie literally
30:22Was a mania
30:23At Axe Throwing?
30:24Okay, you really were
30:25Girl, you were so good
30:26I'm actually kind of good
30:29Okay
30:29See, the thing is
30:31I thought I was gonna be
30:32A little bit better
30:32But
30:33You suck badly
30:35And
30:36What do you think
30:40Made it so difficult
30:41Because I struggle
30:42Like, we all
30:43I think it's fear
30:44Yeah?
30:46I was so worried
30:46Of, like, what if
30:47Carrie's behind me
30:48And I go, like
30:49Who?
30:50I was wearing
30:51That chain
30:52I wasn't close enough
30:53To me
30:53I love
30:54I was like
30:57I'll be honest
30:59I closed my eyes
31:00Oh
31:01Like, that wasn't
31:02My secret
31:02You closed your eyes?
31:03At first
31:03Like, I would be like this
31:04And then I would just
31:05Like, look and lock
31:05And boom
31:06I would think of my, like, parents
31:08Oh, work
31:10That's deep
31:11I mean
31:12Um
31:13Anyway
31:15Chat
31:16Anyway, so
31:18Alright
31:19I hear you're hungry
31:20Oh
31:21There is your ramen
31:23I love roll made
31:25Knock off
31:28Give me hands
31:29I'll put your man on the leash
31:33Cause I'm gonna draw
31:35Um
31:37Grace
31:38Let's eat
31:39Yay
31:40Munch munch
31:42The food here is really just, like, so good
31:46I love that we stepped out to eat
31:48Yeah, seriously
31:49Candy really said
31:51We done enough eating in the house
31:52We did enough of everything in the house
31:54The lowdown really is delivering the vibes and the eats
31:58My question is
31:59Who
31:59I love eating one
32:00Whose leg or dick did you pull to get us to leave the house?
32:04Well, you know, when the muse asks for something, the muse gets it
32:07The beer can gets it, girl
32:09So why didn't you get the win?
32:13Cash
32:13Well, you know, this table is full of losers
32:17Well, except Lawrence
32:18Yeah, Jada, how does it feel to be the only one to not win a sash?
32:23Okay, not too much
32:30I mean
32:31Jada, it seems like you just want to fight me so bad
32:33No, no, baby
32:34That's what it's giving
32:35Jada wouldn't win a fight?
32:37She's not even won a sash
32:39Girl, she got you a bit for sure
32:41Damn
32:42Jada is the only girl with no sash out of this entire table
32:46Jada, the only way you get in a sash
32:49Is if you're going to get up in the middle of the fucking restaurant
32:52And start turning up to the girls
32:54I'm eating ramen
32:55I did not to fucking throw up
32:56Shit myself
32:58I know I didn't win a sash
33:01But baby
33:02I want to see the turnip queen that I know, girl
33:05You can turn this bar up right now
33:07The one she says is the bar every night
33:09I want to see y'all
33:09We're having such a good time
33:11And now the tea is
33:14I want to see Ms. Jada get fucked wild
33:16Bitch, you better get up
33:17You never know
33:17You never know
33:18I mean
33:18Here we go, bitch
33:20Jada, you better get up and turn up, bitch
33:23Girl, we are trying to give you a sash
33:26Just get the fuck up and show us why you're the turnip queen
33:29Yes, bitch
33:32You better go off, bitch
33:34Come on, Jada
33:36Oh, you want me to turn it out?
33:38This is what I do best for 15 years, bitch
33:41Baby, I'm going to turn the party wherever I am
33:45Especially on tequila shots
33:47Come on, windmill
33:59Oh, I've got a cramp
34:01The beat's pumping, the beat's jumping, the ass shaking, baby take it
34:13I know it's hard to balance on them crazy ass toenails
34:22But she's still managing to do it
34:24And I am living for the applause
34:26Jada, Jada, Jada
34:28She is kicking up dust
34:33I mean, people in Toronto must have thought there was an earthquake
34:38Jada, condragulations, you are killing it
34:42You better go off
34:43You better go off
34:44You better go off
34:45You better go off
34:46Listen to me
34:47All of you hoes
34:49Better have my sash waiting for me tomorrow
34:53Huh
34:54Oh
34:57Oh
34:57Here we go
35:01Here we go, here we go, get it
35:02Here we go
35:06Here we go
35:08Here we go
35:10Jada, Jada, Jada, Jada
35:14Girl, wait, you ate that fucking bear
35:16I am
35:16It's giving sash
35:18That's what we do, bitch
35:19It's giving sash
35:20We do a sash for something
35:21What we do
35:22Absolutely not sure should not get a sash for that
35:24I'm completely against it
35:25So I don't, I don't know if you should be able to get this one
35:27Oh, girl, I gave her
35:28Oh, wait, what the hell going on?
35:32Wait, did y'all get a text message?
35:34Anytime a ding goes through in a group chat
35:36You know that is going to be a problem
35:38Wait, bitch
35:39They just sent us some fucking songs to a performance
35:41Bitch, I'm performing
35:44Bitch, every single day
35:46We've been kiki having a good time
35:48Doing these activities
35:49Forgetting that we have a performance coming up tomorrow
35:52I don't know what we're going to do
35:54Choreo
35:55Lyrics
35:56Learning words
35:58Lip syncing
36:00We've done none of it
36:02This could all go to shit
36:04We don't have anything ready
36:07We've done nothing to prepare for this show
36:10Can we please get our to-go boxes?
36:13We got to-go
36:14Next time on the season finale of Slaycation
36:19It is the last day of our Slaycation
36:22It's my day
36:23No sleep
36:26Oh, fuck
36:27No fear
36:28Bus, club, another club, another club
36:31Hilarious to die for
36:35Girl, the Jada of it all
36:38Clap for me, bitches
36:40Miss Conjini
36:41Hold it
36:43There's been a twist in the season
36:45Girl, what?
36:46I have one more card
36:47Ladies
36:48Prepare to die
36:50Give it up for your queen
36:53My heart is beating out of my chest
36:58There is shit in my tights
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