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00:00That s*** is like a telenovela, Gino and Jasmine, in my situation.
00:06Instead of a f***ing telenovela, I love it.
00:16Jasmine, since we've been together, I haven't spent $10,000 on one butt cheek.
00:22When Dane took care of the other cheek.
00:25My cheek, why you doing that?
00:28Come here.
00:28I want the tacos that you ate, I want the toy tissue that you used, and there's also
00:34the soap.
00:35I want to be reimbursed for everything.
00:37$5 for the lip gloss under the seat, $6 for a potato peeler.
00:42And also, also Jasmine, you owe me $200 for the toothbrush that I bought you back in Panama.
00:52I love you and you picked up.
00:56I saw the s*** out of me.
00:58Well, you should have sucked the pinky, too.
01:00Because you're out of here.
01:11It's Sunday night.
01:13Woo!
01:14We're back on the pink couch.
01:15So we're going to be the models?
01:20We're going to model as well.
01:22Why not?
01:22Well, you walked for our show before in Miami.
01:26Oh, my God.
01:26I remember that s***.
01:27George was looking like he was chafing.
01:29I don't know what to call that, but that's what I'm thinking.
01:33Metallica meets Michael Phelps.
01:35Truthfully, I don't think Andre went through text messages from two and a half years ago.
01:41So I don't know why he would say that.
01:44Girl, when there's a will, they will find a way to find those messages.
01:49What is you guys' rule with phones?
01:52You stare into my butthole.
01:53I just stare into your phone.
01:55If you've seen my butthole, I should be able to look through your freaking phone.
02:00Essentially, if the child is born and you still are legally married under the laws of the state of Florida,
02:05Gino is presumed to be the father of the child.
02:08Whoa!
02:09Damn!
02:10What the hell is that?
02:12Does that mean you can get child support out of Gino?
02:19Yes!
02:21Oh, see?
02:22Got it.
02:23That was nasty.
02:24I'm not even trying.
02:25Not even trying.
02:28You know what's crazy?
02:30I haven't really played serious since I was in high school.
02:34Mother f***er.
02:35So people don't forget.
02:36I was too busy getting f***ed while you were playing ping pong, mother f***er.
02:39It's true.
02:39That is true.
02:40That is.
02:43All right, bro.
02:44Next point wins.
02:46Don't make me.
02:47Let's just breathe.
02:55Okay.
03:01It sounds like whales.
03:02It does sound like whales.
03:13Oh, goodness.
03:15What's that?
03:15We got a new setup and everything.
03:17But doesn't it look good?
03:18It looks good.
03:18But my question is, are we two or three times over budget?
03:22Yes, but also.
03:23Two or three times.
03:25Closer to three.
03:26Three.
03:26Okay.
03:27Also, we're not quite done yet.
03:29Doesn't it look good?
03:29I'll give you the whole tour once we're done.
03:31It does look good, yes.
03:33After we're done, though, because I'm dying to get into this craziness.
03:35I know.
03:35This season has been insane.
03:37I can't wait to watch with you.
03:38For sure.
03:40Woo!
03:40Do a beer break in a person's house and eat their porridge and sleep in bed?
03:48No.
03:49Exactly.
03:52It's starting.
03:53Let's go.
03:54Let's watch.
03:55The gloomy music.
04:04Oh, no, no.
04:05Jasmine and Matt.
04:06She does not look happy.
04:08Is that mascara running?
04:09I was going to say, that's a new kind of mascara.
04:11It's like little pieces of fiber.
04:12So instead of streaking, it just clumps down your face.
04:15Mine doesn't run.
04:16It's waterproof.
04:16For Geno to do that to her is kind of messed up.
04:20She's pregnant by somebody else in a different state now.
04:23I know.
04:24But he could have just texted her and been like, hey, we're officially over, blah, blah, blah.
04:29Yeah.
04:29No, I called immigration on you, so.
04:31You owe me $35,000.
04:33$35,000.
04:35The last resort, I feel like, started this spiraling just granddaddy.
04:38Every time I think it can't get any worse, it does.
04:42I know.
04:46Reality kicking in now.
04:48Who are you calling?
04:49You're calling Geno, but.
04:50She's calling the police.
04:51She's like, I never want to talk to Geno again.
04:54And watch this right now.
04:55It's going to be, Geno, you're going to get me deported?
04:59You know she's calling Michelle.
05:01Maybe.
05:01Her American family.
05:02Maybe she's gone on the deportation hotline to make sure she's good.
05:06Not on the list yet.
05:07Yeah.
05:09What's going on?
05:11Geno just called me to tell me that he already went to immigration.
05:16To accuse me of immigration, so I get deported.
05:22Gosh, Jasmine's kind of like you as a kid.
05:24No, I just remember being, trying to like, tell mom what you did to make me cry.
05:28I'd be like, mom, he hurt me.
05:32He broke my collarbone.
05:36Maybe that time you really did have something to cry about.
05:39Oh, yeah.
05:40I did powerbomb you through the coffee table.
05:42Yeah.
05:43And then you did break your collarbone, so therefore, I'll give you a slack on that one.
05:47Or when I broke my arm, I got stitches in my foot.
05:48But you were a little, you were still excessive.
05:55Now, just because he says something doesn't mean it's true, Jasmine.
05:59Just take a couple deep breaths.
06:01When it comes to immigration, I wouldn't play around.
06:04If I was Jasmine, I would just be gathering evidence to prove that it's not immigration fraud.
06:11I mean, that's what she needs to be doing.
06:13Well, that makes sense, right?
06:15Screenshots, emails.
06:17No, but that's no fun.
06:18She's pregnant.
06:19You don't get pregnant by another man when I wanted a kid by you, and you shut me down,
06:25and you go give the good good to somebody else, and then next thing you know, you got a bun in the oven?
06:29Oh, hell no.
06:31To be fair, his part was, like, not sleeping with her.
06:35I mean, that didn't mean the solution was her sleeping with someone else.
06:38He was, like, like, accusing me, like, I never loved him, like, even when I was in Panama, like,
06:45and now he did, like, a crazy math.
06:48I didn't, like, want a bunch of, like, wedding and immigration, and, like, I own him $75,000.
06:55What is it with 75 grand?
06:57Like, Andre lost 75 grand.
06:58I don't know.
06:59Somebody sent me 75 grand.
07:00Seriously.
07:01I got a kitchen to pay for.
07:02You just spent 75 grand, yeah.
07:04I'd want an itemized list.
07:06Oh, yeah.
07:06Okay?
07:07Titties, ass, lips, hair, nose, nails.
07:11Because those are gifts.
07:13Let me ask you a question, Pat.
07:14Hypothetically speaking, of course, how much does Thais owe you?
07:18If that's 75, I'm guessing, you know, 150 at least.
07:23You know, I don't really think about it like that.
07:24I mean, if you ask me, I think I owe her.
07:26Ugh.
07:30I feel so bad for you.
07:32I don't, I don't, I'm not worried about going back to the bottom of my shoes.
07:36I don't want to go to this pregnancy without Matt.
07:41I think you already are, babe.
07:43I think you are.
07:45Where is Matt right now?
07:46Matt shouldn't be there.
07:47Give him Jasmine some water.
07:49I let's touch her because she's pregnant with your baby, Matt.
07:53Yeah, but.
07:54You just go and don't give a f***.
07:56The question is, would Matt actually want to go?
08:00Will he go to Panama?
08:01Because maybe he doesn't want to go to Panama.
08:04If he didn't want to go to Panama, you shouldn't have made Jasmine into a Panama.
08:07I like that right there.
08:13Somewhere on the beach.
08:14A little breeze.
08:15Oh, we back in V8.
08:16This does kind of remind me of like how my mom used to do me when you took those school
08:21photos for like the year.
08:22With the little comb?
08:22Yeah.
08:23Oh my God.
08:24She dorked me up.
08:26You like it?
08:27I mean, I like the price.
08:29It's free.
08:31People giving people haircuts.
08:33Man, unless if you're a professional, I don't recommend it.
08:36I mean, do you let Megan shave your head?
08:37I wouldn't say no, but she doesn't, I've never had her shave my head, you know?
08:42I have, you know, no, she hasn't done any of that for me.
08:45I have her shave my back for me, you know?
08:48Hey, guys.
08:50Hi, Mom.
08:50Hi.
08:52Hi, Julia.
08:53I come bearing gifts.
08:55Good to see you.
08:55Oh, that's good.
08:57We didn't end the last meeting on such a good note, so I thought I'd bring a little treat
09:02for you.
09:03Good to see you.
09:04Betty with the booze, always, baby.
09:06Ron with the shades?
09:08Looking like a Terminator.
09:09Betty seems like she don't travel without wine these days.
09:11She's like my sister Vicky.
09:13She say carrying a tumbler and a bottle in the hand, just in case.
09:17You never want to run out.
09:18At least it's not a box.
09:20Amen.
09:21When Betty and Ron find out about Brandon and Julia going to Europe without them not
09:26knowing, I predict Ron going to be cool, but Betty, oh no, hell going to break loose.
09:30What are you guys doing?
09:31Packing up.
09:32Because we're going to Europe.
09:35Oh.
09:36You're going to do it, huh?
09:38You didn't mention it.
09:39You didn't say for sure you were going to get out.
09:41Yes, but I've quit my job, so.
09:45Oh, my Lord.
09:46They're acting like they're asking them to help hide bodies.
09:49They're just going to Europe running, Betty.
09:51I know a lot of you that have quit their jobs and go on trips.
09:53At 30 and married, trying to make a family?
09:56No, no, Betty always loves to get left in the dark.
09:59Betty, see, that's why you got to put cameras in there, too, now.
10:01So, how long are you guys going to be there?
10:05I mean, I'm not really sure right now at the moment.
10:09I, I...
10:09No plan on going and coming?
10:12No, we have kind of a plan, but no, we don't know how long we're going to be there at the
10:16moment.
10:17Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, time out.
10:19Oh, my God.
10:20Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out.
10:22Reflect this.
10:23What the hell do you mean you don't know when you're coming back when you have a home and
10:28you have pets you need to bring your behind back to?
10:31Nice to see Brandon actually sticking up to them, though, for once.
10:34I'm telling you, it's that haircut making him feel all sassy.
10:37I mean, I, it's, it's, I feel like it's enough.
10:43You both need, like, step back from our family.
10:47No, we're all family.
10:48No, we are in, now we're in different sides.
10:50Yes, we are all family.
10:51If you don't feel like we're all a family, maybe you do need to go back to Russia.
10:55Hey!
10:56Hey, leave my son here.
10:57Hey, leave my son.
10:59Oh, my God, you have to go back to Russia.
11:02People should travel before they have kids.
11:04Mm-hmm.
11:04People should see the world before they have children, so relax.
11:08Mm-hmm.
11:09Let them live their lives.
11:10Listen to her.
11:11Yeah.
11:11She knows.
11:12I'd go back if I could.
11:16That's a typical baby.
11:18She's thinking I take her son respectfully.
11:21you.
11:22Woo!
11:23Damn!
11:24There you go.
11:26Oh, Julia.
11:27Don't say that.
11:28Julia.
11:29Say it to her face.
11:30Say it to her face and not by her back.
11:32See, I like a little fire in the family.
11:35You know what I'm saying?
11:35Because you can't always.
11:36I know.
11:36You're not always going to get along.
11:38I just wish she said that in the kitchen.
11:40If that's how you're feeling, say it.
11:41Yeah, just say it in the kitchen.
11:43Say it in the kitchen.
11:43You know.
11:45Georgie, you're in my way.
11:47Go, Penny.
11:49Here you go, see?
11:50Annie can't make pancakes.
11:52Annie make pancakes that be, like, sticky in the middle.
11:57Like glue.
11:58I'll make you a pancake.
11:59I'll make you a pancake right now.
12:00Banana pancakes with, like, little nuts in them.
12:02I don't have any bananas.
12:04I have some nuts, though.
12:05So do I.
12:09Oh, my gosh.
12:09So I never even sent you the photos from the other day
12:12when we dropped Chloe off at school.
12:14Oh.
12:15Did you see these?
12:17Look.
12:19You and her bed.
12:21Oh, yeah.
12:22Well, yeah, that's the tallest bunk bed I've ever seen.
12:24Did you ever get her that ladder, Tim?
12:25No, not yet.
12:26I've been looking for one.
12:28Get your phone out and order it right now.
12:29I can't find the right size.
12:30Then you better get to the home improvement store
12:33and start building that thing, Tim.
12:34She's going to fall out of that bed.
12:39Rip, don't rip, don't rip.
12:41Georgie?
12:42Yeah?
12:43Do you have any, like, glue?
12:45My cat's, you just snagged.
12:46It's thin fabric.
12:47Where?
12:48Over here.
12:49Oh.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Ooh, dressing like the cougar she is.
12:55Wow.
12:56You see, I love a dancing outfit.
12:58I want a little part for me.
13:00She got that outfit from the play cats.
13:02Here.
13:03All right, whatever.
13:03I think it's fine.
13:04I'll do it later.
13:04I'll do it later.
13:05It's something.
13:06It's cute, right?
13:07Our new little headbands.
13:10Oh, I thought it was a tail.
13:11My bad idea.
13:13The chan.
13:14She's not a furry.
13:15What is that?
13:16For the fashion show.
13:17So we're going to be the models?
13:18We're going to model as well.
13:19Why not?
13:20Well, you walked for our show before in Miami.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:24I remember that.
13:25George was walking like he was chafing.
13:30I don't know what to call that, but that's what I'm thinking.
13:36Metallica meets Michael Phelps.
13:38He looks like a merman.
13:40I wear some crazy but that's...
13:42You would 100% wear that.
13:44You would wear a mesh tank top in a heartbeat.
13:46I don't wear a mesh tank top, no.
13:47Yes, you would.
13:47I don't have the body.
13:48Well, I would say if you had those abs, you would.
13:49I mean, but that's still like...
13:52You came out fierce.
13:57It's not easy to walk when you have big things between the legs.
14:00Well, yeah, you were swaying.
14:01It was swaying.
14:02Prove it.
14:04Show the class.
14:05We don't believe you.
14:07I don't want to say anything swinging to you.
14:09I think...
14:10Look, we have to tell y'all so you feel better about yourselves.
14:14Oh, okay.
14:15Okay.
14:16Well, nobody tells me that, so nobody wants to protect my feelings.
14:18When you get married to Darcy, she'll tell you that.
14:20Okay.
14:21House of Eleven just got invited to be part of a fashion show with multiple designers in New York Fashion Week in three days.
14:28Stacey and I will be walking in the runway show, and Georgia and I are headed out tomorrow.
14:34I've always wanted to go to New York Fashion Week.
14:35Okay, if you ever get invited to New York Fashion Week, I don't care who you're dating.
14:39I don't care what's happening.
14:40You better take me.
14:40Why would someone invite me?
14:42I don't know, but if anyone...
14:43Because you have the hashtag fashion.
14:44What is hashtag fashion?
14:46It just means fashion.
14:46Be fashion.
14:47Why can't you just say fashion?
14:48Because I'm old and I'm a millennial, so I say hashtag fashion.
14:51That sounds like an old mom that's trying to talk like her daughter.
14:54That's exactly what I'm doing.
14:56Leave me alone.
14:57I'm 40 now.
14:59Hey.
14:59Hey, Dad.
15:01We're back.
15:03Aw.
15:03You look like an Eskimo.
15:04I know.
15:05I feel like you're cool out here.
15:06She looks like she's dressed to go to Antarctica, not Connecticut.
15:10Aniko, Aspen, Mommy's home.
15:15Wow.
15:15Wow.
15:17My girls.
15:19Aw.
15:21We haven't seen them in so long.
15:24Look how cute they look.
15:25Oh, my God.
15:25They're so big.
15:27I love her with dark hair.
15:30Oh, they grew up so much.
15:33I need some space.
15:36It's not fun there.
15:38Oh, my God, Mom.
15:39No, no, no.
15:40It's not fun.
15:40You broke the thing.
15:43Georgia, you're in my way.
15:44I'm helping you.
15:45I'm trying to...
15:46Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
15:47Let's mix the mix.
15:51Okay, that's good.
15:54There you go, see?
15:56I mean, does anyone think Darcy can cook?
16:00I don't really get that bad.
16:01I don't think so.
16:01I don't know how to do it.
16:03Annie can't make pancakes.
16:04Annie make pancakes, it'd be, like, sticky in the middle.
16:09Like, glue.
16:11That's American food.
16:12I don't know how to do it very well yet.
16:14I have to lean now.
16:15Man, I haven't had a good homemade pancake in a while.
16:18I'll make you a pancake.
16:19I'll make you a pancake right now.
16:20I got some mixed in the pantry.
16:21Banana pancakes with, like, little nuts in them.
16:24I don't know how many bananas.
16:25I have some nuts, though.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Yeah.
16:28So do I.
16:32I don't know.
16:32I'm a little nervous about something because, you know, we need to talk about it more, actually.
16:37But to be honest with you, when we get back, our lease is up in Miami.
16:41Okay.
16:42So what if we just put everything in storage and come back here for a little bit?
16:47Oh, you're going to live with Mike, both the two of you.
16:49You're going to live with Mike, both the two of you.
17:19Dude, I couldn't imagine moving in with Carlos.
17:22I can tell you that right now.
17:24Nurse, let me say this.
17:25I've never put you aside.
17:27You know that.
17:27But at this point in your life, in my life, we need to be separate.
17:33Oh!
17:36Sean, it's fine.
17:37Daddy, see you?
17:38Daddy, see I raised you.
17:39Get out of here now.
17:40Good for him.
17:41He said hell to the no, but very politely.
17:44I love Mike.
17:45Dude, I hope I can make it as long as he did.
17:49Like, just being that good of a dad.
17:51I mean, he's more enabling, whatever you want to call it.
17:54It's got to be a shock for Darcy because, I mean, we all know her dad has been helping.
18:00He's Carlos.
18:01I was going to say, I'm a daddy's girl too, but my dad would be like, so you can't live here.
18:05He did it to my sister, remember?
18:06But he'll have another house.
18:08Yeah, he was like, you can't live here, but I will pay the rent for you to live somewhere else near me.
18:13If Darcy wants to move back to Connecticut in their own place, like, maybe that's a compromise.
18:33But moving back in with your dad at 50 when you're married?
18:38It has been a few days since I spoke to Gino, and I'm still traumatized by the conversation.
18:52So Matt booked an appointment with a local lawyer here in Florida,
18:57and I'm very excited to give some clarity to a lot of questions that I have to ask.
19:04Oh, we're going to the lawyer.
19:06That bird could have seen everything coming.
19:08You know birds have good eyes.
19:10I've never been excited to go see a lawyer, though.
19:13That's an interesting adjective to use.
19:15Have you ever been excited to see a lawyer?
19:16Yeah, when I got divorced.
19:17Oh.
19:18Tell me a little bit about how I can help you.
19:21Yes, it's like different situations going on.
19:25I don't think this lawyer has enough time to hear Jasmine and Gino's story.
19:30It's like six seasons long.
19:32We met online.
19:33I was in my country, in Panama.
19:35I married him, and then we were not even being intimate.
19:40So we agreed on having an open marriage.
19:43I convinced him to have an open marriage.
19:47And we agreed on Matt.
19:51You agreed on Matt?
19:53Yeah.
19:53So he was part of choosing?
19:55Yeah, he was part of choosing.
19:58Ah, no, he was not.
20:00That's a lie.
20:01He didn't agree to choose anything.
20:03She threw Matt at him.
20:04She gave him, like, bits and pieces, and a lot of gaps is in the middle of it.
20:09After all this, we have a bun in the oven.
20:14Exactly.
20:15Which?
20:17Matt.
20:18Okay.
20:18Matt.
20:19Matt.
20:19This Matt baby.
20:22Bless this poor woman trying to be so professional.
20:24Yeah, it reminds me of that shrink you and I went to that one time, who was, like, 90 and had spent 50 years in counseling and basically looked at us and was like, I can't help y'all.
20:34I've never encountered this before.
20:35I've never encountered this before.
20:36This is beyond my death.
20:37Yeah.
20:37Yeah.
20:37My husband called me recently, and he said that he talked to immigration because I committed marriage fraud and that he wants me deported.
20:49Because there is that complaint that Gino has made against your immigration case, essentially, if the child is born and you still are legally married, under the laws of the state of Florida, Gino is presumed to be the father of the child.
21:05What?
21:05Damn, what the hell is that?
21:09Does that mean you can get child support out of Gino?
21:13I feel like we're working.
21:13And he's not even the father?
21:15What?
21:16Yeah, I remember that.
21:17Wait, explain.
21:18The state of Florida, if you are married and you have a child, they will put your husband's name on the birth certificate.
21:25They won't ask you who the father is.
21:27You are in Florida, girl.
21:28You are in Florida.
21:30Gino is the father of that baby for law.
21:32In America, it's like that.
21:33Damn.
21:34That means he could probably take custody, maybe have to pay child support.
21:39That's crazy.
21:41I'm just wondering, what would be the benefits if she was to divorce and then marry me all before the baby is here?
21:50In a perfect world, that would help in front of immigration.
21:56But in reality, you guys don't have that amount of time.
22:00If she's saying you don't have time, that means it must have to be separated from it.
22:04Because the marriage they can do in 24 hours, like...
22:06It's three days.
22:08Marriage license.
22:09I think it takes three days.
22:10Yeah.
22:11They don't realize what they've been doing and what's happened, like how bad it really is until right now.
22:18So, Jasmine, do you have any other questions for me?
22:21No, but I appreciate it.
22:22It's just like, you know, a lot of due process.
22:27And I have to be realistic so I can prepare in life for the worst case scenario.
22:32You know, Jasmine, I always support you, but all this relationship being mad was crazy.
22:38But you can throw for the baby girl and not let yourself go down.
22:44Really, she needs to go back home to her mama.
22:46I feel like she...
22:46Okay, as a Latino woman, okay, when the hits the fan, you go back home to your mama.
22:52I feel like maybe she should try to actually sit down with Gino and have a cordial...
22:56Oh, my God, Gino can't do that.
22:59I have to be completely honest with you.
23:02Like, seeing you again, it genuinely hurts my heart.
23:08Elizabeth and Lauren should just go outside and have an old-fashioned duel.
23:12Turn around and throw a snowball.
23:14You think they got problems?
23:16Look at Gino over here.
23:17He's, uh...
23:17Right?
23:18He's responsible for a child that's not even his.
23:24Who's got real problems?
23:26I have my friend toast, like breakfast, snack, like Darcy and Joe.
23:32Enjoy.
23:33And can I get a sip of your orange juice?
23:36Enjoy.
23:39Did you put champagne in this?
23:41Yes, I mean, Mosa.
23:42Oh.
23:43You, you're a pig.
23:44Give me my nasty nuts.
23:46Hey, the bubblies bring the gas out.
23:53We're back in the tundra again.
23:56I'm so excited for winter.
23:57Oh, we're back with the food.
24:00You guys hungry?
24:01Hungry and thirsty, huh?
24:03Yes.
24:04Can we start with that charcuterie?
24:05Sure.
24:05Just a half, please?
24:07Yeah, that's me.
24:08Let's always start with some charcuterie.
24:10Mm-hmm.
24:11Cheers for this amazing day.
24:13Thank you for you guys for your coming.
24:14You see?
24:15You've been so nervous.
24:16Both of you.
24:17I was going to go.
24:18You're going very well.
24:19You're doing good.
24:20Oh, no.
24:21It looked like Yara just opened up a can of worms right now.
24:25Mm-hmm.
24:26I love my Yara.
24:27Always bringing people together.
24:29So, now let's get into it.
24:30Who called whose husband a dick?
24:32Mm-hmm.
24:33How do you think this is going to go?
24:35How does it ever go between girls, you know?
24:38Someone's going to, there's going to be an argument somewhere.
24:40I have to be completely honest with you.
24:44Like, seeing you again, I don't want to cry.
24:49It hurts me.
24:50It genuinely hurts my heart.
24:53What happened to just a cheese?
24:54They just had cheese and-
24:56Right?
24:56Cheese makes everybody happier.
24:58Yeah, bring out some manchego and just look at the snow.
25:00Some manchego, some red wine.
25:02You feed me manchego, I'll sit there all day.
25:04Elizabeth and Lauren should just go outside and have an old-fashioned duel.
25:09You know?
25:09They walk six feet apart, turn around, and throw a snowball.
25:15Let's see who can get hit, who in the face real fast.
25:17Yeah, good.
25:18Half a snow thing.
25:20I, truthfully, I don't think Andre went through text messages from two and a half years ago.
25:26So, I don't know why he would say that.
25:30Why Andre had to be hitting his wife's phone?
25:33Andre's a private eye, but he ain't getting paid for it.
25:37Hey, girl.
25:38Girl, when there's a will, they will find a way to find those messages.
25:43Sometimes these boys just have a little too much time on their hands.
25:46And damn those devices that, you know, link all your messages to 48 devices.
25:51I even tried to unlink things.
25:52It did not.
25:54What is you guys' rule with phones?
25:56There is no, we have each other's passwords.
25:59Oh, good.
26:00Now, I think if you can see each other's private parts, you can see each other's phones, you know?
26:04You stare into my butthole.
26:06Yeah.
26:06I can stare into your phone.
26:07If you've seen my butthole, I should be able to look through your freaking phone.
26:12Have you talked to him about it at all?
26:14To Andre?
26:15Mm-hmm.
26:15No.
26:16Do you care to?
26:18I guess if I ask him why he felt the need to go through text messages from two and a half years ago, what is he going to say?
26:27And I don't know if he would be honest with me.
26:30Hey, if Andre going back and looking two years ago, that's Andre.
26:34Andre, you can't get mad at Elizabeth.
26:36I don't think it means that he went back and read them two years later.
26:40He probably read them in the moment.
26:41Mm-hmm.
26:42Can we get to the cheese?
26:45I don't know why he would go back that long.
26:48Maybe he went down a bunny hill of information or whatever.
26:52I have no clue.
26:53A bunny hill?
26:54I think she's talking about a rabbit hole.
26:56They should probably get off the slopes.
26:58That sounds like some dumb I would say.
27:00Yeah, it does.
27:01A bunny hill of information.
27:02You guys, this is going to the wrong way.
27:05I think we just need more time for healing, you know?
27:08We all don't have to be friends.
27:09Let's just enjoy ourselves.
27:11Oh, Yara.
27:12Yara is in the middle of the decoration.
27:15I'm glad Yara interjected, but we're all going to go to a bar tonight,
27:20and Elizabeth wants me to confront her husband and talk to him about it.
27:24Like, it just doesn't make sense.
27:26Like, the more I think about it, the more I'm like, what the f***?
27:30I would say the same thing.
27:33I'd be like, girl, your beef is not with me.
27:35It's with him, and I can't get involved in this.
27:37I have enough problems of my own.
27:40I don't think you shouldn't confront Andy.
27:43Yo, don't confront Andrea over alcohol.
27:46That's the worst thing ever.
27:47That's the worst thing.
27:48Oh, my God.
27:48If you're going to have this conversation, do it in the church,
27:51because nobody argues in the Lord's house.
27:54Some people don't care.
27:56Life is really tough when this is what you're fighting about all the time,
27:59you know what I'm saying?
28:01I mean, you think they got problems?
28:03Look at Gino over here.
28:04He's responsible for a child that's not even his.
28:10I mean, come on.
28:11Who's got real problems?
28:13I don't know if you know this, but Oliver's super into facts lately.
28:31He walked up to me and was like,
28:32do you know how many people died in the Titanic?
28:34I was like, oh, gosh, no, I don't.
28:37But he'll tell me.
28:37How many was it?
28:39I don't remember.
28:40But he was like, do you know where the Titanic was made?
28:43And I was like, no.
28:44Do you think it was America?
28:46I don't know.
28:47It was actually Ireland.
28:49Okay.
28:49I love him so much.
28:58Matt.
28:59Yeah.
29:00Bring me a towel, paper, and a cocoa wipe.
29:06Wipes.
29:06Did she just say wipes and then correct herself to say gwipes on the surface?
29:09Is she brushing that dog's teeth on the sofa?
29:13Oh, my God.
29:18What are you shaving?
29:19He's us.
29:21Okay.
29:22Well, you know what?
29:23I need some shaving cream.
29:25Why not scissors?
29:27I've had a theater for four years.
29:29I have not shaved his ass once.
29:31You didn't pink lady pick that butt?
29:32No.
29:34I never thought about it.
29:35Maybe I should be more careful about sitting on people's sofas if they're shaving buttholes
29:39on sofas.
29:40No buttholes have ever been shaved on this sofa.
29:45Beautiful.
29:46Good Lord.
29:47What are we watching?
29:48What channel is this?
29:50That's an ass.
29:50She kissed her ass.
29:51No, she didn't.
29:52She just went.
29:53She didn't kiss it.
29:54Yeah.
29:55She kissed her ass.
29:57Wait a second.
29:58Yeah, she kissed the ass.
29:59She kissed the dog's ass, Carla.
30:03I mean, maybe that's why she has no problem sucking toes.
30:06Probably.
30:07Not if you're kissing ass.
30:08You're kissing dog's ass.
30:09I mean, a toe is nothing.
30:10I mean, look at Matt.
30:11You want to make out now, Matt?
30:13Huh?
30:14You're going to get deported, Coco.
30:16Stop saying that.
30:18You hear the lawyer.
30:19Gino could claim that the baby is his baby.
30:24Possibly putting his last name on the kid and stuff like that.
30:26Italian, baby.
30:29Your baby ain't Romanian.
30:31Your baby is a paisano.
30:33Is a italiano.
30:34Why couldn't they have gotten divorced like three months ago?
30:37Wouldn't that have solved a lot of these issues?
30:39It would have.
30:41Imagine that I get deported with our daughter still in my belly, you know.
30:48Are you going to do something to bring us back?
30:52Why bring you back?
30:52Just he'll go to Panama.
30:54She want to raise her kiwi hanging.
30:56I understand that.
30:57She doesn't want to hurt her daughter without father.
31:00Jez, you know, when you first told me that you were pregnant, and I was, like, scared,
31:05and I was, like, oh, hell no.
31:06But I thought about it, and I thought about where I am in my life, and I realized, like,
31:12it's time for me not to always grab my s*** and run, but to be a man, you know?
31:20This is, like, the first thing Matt said that I, like, have respect for.
31:25Like, it sounds like he's going to step up.
31:27I'm going to try my best to do whatever it is, honey, to fix it.
31:34Whether he tries to deport you or file something, I swear to you, I will waste more energy, time,
31:42and money than he will ever be able to in court.
31:45Do not underestimate Gino's ability to waste money on Jasmine.
31:50Look at her, babe.
31:51He paid for all that.
31:52That man retired, so that man got money.
31:55What was his retirement?
31:56I have $720,000 in retirement.
31:59That was three and a half years ago.
32:00He's had to have blown through a lot of that.
32:02The whole stock market shifts.
32:03He's down to $420,000 for sure.
32:05Big minimum.
32:06Even though I feel weak, I want to be strong for my daughter.
32:15I don't have any other options.
32:18But I don't know where I'm going to get the strength from.
32:26She loves you.
32:29Yeah, but this is a tough situation to go through.
32:32Super tough.
32:33Super hard.
32:33This is like, it's a lot to take in all at once, you know?
32:38You have to be a strong for your daughter, girl.
32:41It's a super cute moment, though.
32:44Good luck.
32:48Oh.
32:50Have a great life.
32:51The awkward eye contact after saying good luck.
32:54Like, imagine I was mad at you.
32:55Good luck.
32:56Yeah.
32:56Have a good life.
32:57Man, what do you got cooking in the oven over there?
33:05Something smells really good.
33:07Oh, look at this.
33:09Hey, about time, huh?
33:11A little, you know.
33:12Pizza bagel.
33:13I've been trying to step up my snack game.
33:15I'll give it a C+.
33:16What do you mean, C-plus already?
33:19I haven't tried it yet.
33:20Yeah.
33:20Couldn't go up.
33:22Ah!
33:22They're hot.
33:26What are you trying to do to me?
33:27Burt my lip.
33:28Yeah.
33:29No, Sherlock.
33:31Sorry, they got to cool down for a little bit, so.
33:33All right, we'll put that down.
33:34No.
33:36Julia, you're making a mistake with this family.
33:40This family loves you.
33:42And you're putting a wedge in between our son and us.
33:46And I think that's love.
33:46I don't even know who he is right now.
33:48Is she, though, or are you guys the actual whole wedge?
33:52Mm-hmm.
33:52Like a wedge mother salad.
33:55Oh.
33:55I love a wedge salad, though.
33:56I was about to say that.
33:57That's one of my favorites.
33:59What's going to happen here?
34:00Like, Ron and Betty going to take their passports?
34:02Take their lunchboxes?
34:04Yeah, come on.
34:05Take their passports and be like, you're not leaving.
34:07I want to say, Brandon, Brandon, you know what?
34:11Think about what you're talking about here.
34:12You think just by going on a trip is going to change things?
34:16It's not.
34:17Your problems are deeper than Europe right now.
34:19Let me tell you that.
34:21Running away is not going to help.
34:23They're not running away.
34:24They're going to Europe on vacation.
34:26I don't think I've ever seen Ron and Betty this upset.
34:28Worked up?
34:29No, for sure.
34:30Breaking news.
34:31My adult child makes adult decisions about their life.
34:35Whoa.
34:36Doesn't let me influence them anymore.
34:38Whoa.
34:38Let's get to the root of it.
34:39It's the first time he ever stood up to them,
34:42and that's what they're panicking about.
34:43Mm-hmm.
34:43They have to leave Brandon to be a man.
34:45They always acted like Brandon is a key.
34:47Yeah, but at the same time, your parents know best.
34:50You can't just...
34:51Annie, think about it.
34:52Me and you just go to the D.R. right now for a don't know when we coming back.
34:56You ain't going to even know if you have a house standing.
35:01Good luck.
35:03Good luck.
35:04Have a great life.
35:12I'm sorry.
35:14I can't do this anymore.
35:16Have a good trip.
35:16Guys, you don't have to leave.
35:20Are y'all really leaving?
35:21Yes.
35:22What else do you want us to do?
35:23You're leaving.
35:25Is she going to take her bottle of wine?
35:27Nope.
35:28Once you bring the bottle of wine to the house, that's a gift.
35:31It stays.
35:31You can't take it with you.
35:33Brandon, he don't know who to choose.
35:36The awkward eye contact after saying good luck.
35:39Like, imagine I was mad at you.
35:40Good luck.
35:40Yeah.
35:41Have a good life.
35:42I can't believe it.
35:53Everything that's happened recently, I feel like it's been fight after fight after fight.
36:01It's just, I feel like it's pushed everyone away from each other.
36:03And I feel like I've just lost my parents, Julia.
36:08My man over there on the floor breaking down.
36:11Yeah, I feel bad for him.
36:13Why don't I feel like I'm watching that telenova?
36:16Telenovela.
36:17Telenovela.
36:18Telenova.
36:19Like a supernova.
36:22I don't know what to do.
36:27I just want things to go back the way they were before.
36:31Have you ever had a grown-ass man sit on the kitchen floor and cry like that?
36:35No.
36:36No, I have not.
36:38I almost cried.
36:39Are you crying?
36:41I feel bad for Brando because his parents had to leave Brando in London.
36:45Even though he want to be broke in another country, Brando is not a little baby no more.
36:49Yeah, but then you know what?
36:50He's going to come back and try to be like Darcy, trying to move back into his parents' home.
36:54Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, happily ever after.
36:58She's giving chandelier.
37:04I want to celebrate, but this feelings and frustration is just kind of bothering me inside.
37:10You don't know if you want this relationship to work?
37:14I don't know anymore.
37:15I don't know if you want this relationship to be like Darcy and Darcy and Darcy just cannot get it together.
37:23Mommy!
37:24Hello!
37:25At this point, my family have no idea what's really going on in my life.
37:31Oh, wait.
37:32Oh, wait.
37:33Is she going to tell her mom the truth about everything?
37:40Oh, she told her mom.
37:42This is crazy.
37:43This is a nail biter.
37:45This is the safest way to tell a Latina mom because she can't throw her chanquileta through the computer.
37:50I just talked today with Elizabeth, and she told me that you're making fun of me.
37:55What?
37:58Damn.
38:00She's giving real mean girl energy.
38:03Why Elizabeth being mean like that and being saved that?
38:06Gloria don't say nothing.
38:07Because she got a tag team.
38:08They got a tag team, honey.
38:10We're leaving?
38:11We're leaving?
38:12Wait, hold on, babe.
38:13I can't get a break, man.
38:15Hey, what happened?
38:19That is her M.O.
38:20Remember that tell-all where she was like, hi, yeah.
38:24I have babies.
38:25I can't deal with this.
38:26Yeah.
38:27I'm going to start making more babies so I have that excuse again.
38:30This season's nonstop.
38:32I can't believe it's finally winding down.
38:33The tell-all's almost here.
38:34It's kind of winding down like those pizza bites right there.
38:37You know, there's only one left.
38:39Rock up your scissors?
38:40Why not?
38:41Let's do it the way we do it.
38:42All right.
38:43Ready?
38:44One, two, three.
38:45All right, I'll get the dishes.
38:50I think I hear the pup crying.
38:53I should probably take him out.
38:54You want to come with?
38:55Yeah.
38:56Mm-hmm.
38:57Peepee boy.
38:58Peepee poopy boy.
38:59Woo!
39:00Annie, that was wow.
39:01Yeah.
39:02Betty is straight badass.
39:04She's the MVP of the night.
39:06You know?
39:07And just for Betty, I'm going to have a glass of wine.
39:10You want to join me?
39:11Uh-oh.
39:12Let's go.
39:13Cheers to you, Betty.
39:15Do you want to go on a ski trip this winter?
39:17No.
39:18I think we need to get some new, like, ski clothes.
39:20I mean, like, hats.
39:21Okay.
39:22Goggles.
39:23Look how cute these gloves are.
39:25I don't have space in them.
39:26A new coat.
39:27No.
39:28Thermal underwear.
39:29Oh, God.
39:30All right.
39:31I'll see you next week.
39:32You're gonna get your thermal thongs.
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