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00:00Still no?
00:06Still no.
00:10Listen, Tao, what's it?
00:12I honestly don't want this to happen, but it's going to,
00:16unless Iris helps me get into this briefcase without damaging the contents.
00:20So do me a favor and ask her for me.
00:23Monica, please do as he says.
00:28That's not my name.
00:30I'm sorry, Tao, I really am, but he can't be allowed to have what he wants.
00:35Miss Brooke, please don't let them.
00:36That's not my name, and shush now.
00:44No.
00:53Please stop! Stop! Leave me alone!
00:55She's right, stop!
00:56Leave me alone, please!
00:57How can you not care?
01:07I don't know, I just...
01:09Don't...
01:10That is not true!
01:21Oh, for God's sake, Cameron, don't be preposterous.
01:24Miss Brooke.
01:25Calm down, everything is fine.
01:26Everything's all fine!
01:27Come on, Iris!
01:28Pull the trigger, I don't, nothing changes.
01:30Miss Brooke!
01:31Infinity minus one, Joy.
01:33Don't be afraid.
01:34Oh, that is such bullshit.
01:35Joy, it's just a position she takes.
01:37Even she doesn't believe it.
01:38I can assure you she very much does.
01:45Please don't shoot me.
01:47Please don't kill me.
01:47It's broke.
01:51She's right, I can't.
01:55You do it.
01:57No!
01:57Oh, here comes that day.
02:10Here comes that day.
02:12Oh, here comes the rain on your parade.
02:17There's a price to pay.
02:21For a lack of insincerity.
02:30And you pretend that it doesn't matter.
02:36And that you're not scared.
02:40Oh, here comes that day.
02:44Here comes that day.
02:45Oh, here comes that rain on your parade.
02:51I'm sorry.
03:06I'm sorry.
03:14Oh, here comes that day.
03:15This is really hard time to wirpGot.
03:16This is Two Seconds to Midnight, and I'm Alfie Bird.
03:41So, those of you who've been checking out the Conspirasphere
03:43will already know we have had a slew of iris sightings recently.
03:47Grainy photographs from all over the world
03:49showing women who might just possibly might be her.
03:52All over the world, at the same time.
03:55I mean, does that feel like a disinformation campaign to you?
03:59Almost like someone is deliberately trying to make us look
04:01in all the wrong places, and who'd be doing something like that?
04:04Could it be someone who don't want to be found?
04:06Like, for instance, someone in hiding.
04:08We only know one thing for certain.
04:15With the reward now standing at 4 million euros,
04:19the real question is,
04:22who's going to find her first?
04:24We'll see you next time.
04:54Buongiorno.
05:01Buongiorno.
05:03The English?
05:04Si.
05:05OK.
05:06Would you mind stepping back from the edge for me, please?
05:09Why?
05:10All I'm doing is looking at the sea.
05:13What's that in your hand?
05:17Give it to me, please.
05:18Whoa!
05:23Easy.
05:24Easy.
05:25Come on.
05:25Hey.
06:25No, I'm here Mondays, Wednesdays and every second Friday.
06:29When will her parents be back home?
06:30Guardians. They're expected this evening.
06:34Paris. Wedding anniversary.
06:38Nice.
06:39I'm sure they will be in contact immediately when they return.
06:43I don't want to be rude, but I really do feel I should be attending to join.
06:47Yeah, my good job.
06:48If you need them.
06:50Thank you so much.
07:26So I suppose you were hoping to get their attention.
07:29No. I wasn't doing anything.
07:32Good, because it wouldn't have worked.
07:33I was just looking at your seat.
07:36Why not?
07:36Because they don't like you very much.
07:39That's not a thing that you can say.
07:41I don't see why not.
07:42And anyway, the funny thing about trying to erase yourself from existence is it can't be done.
07:48But it's definitely not true, is it?
07:50Oh, it definitely is.
07:52Sylvia Plath, that other woman.
07:54Yes.
07:55But the thing is, the universe is infinite.
07:58And in an infinite space containing a finite number of particles, any possible arrangement of those particles must occur infinitely often.
08:07Which means that there are infinitely many you's out there and infinitely many me's.
08:12Right.
08:15So?
08:16So, if I were to slice open my carotid artery right here and now,
08:30that would end this particular reality for me.
08:37Stop now!
08:38But it doesn't matter.
08:40Because infinity minus one is still infinity.
08:46Which means all those infinite versions of me would never experience that death.
08:51So I don't die.
08:53Because I can't.
08:55The maths.
08:56Say so.
08:58There's no murder, Joy, and there's no suicide.
09:02The mathematics say you have to exist.
09:05So the trick is to embrace that existence.
09:09And enjoy yourself.
09:14There now.
09:15Who says maths can't be fun?
09:25Who says maths can't be fun?
09:42Il pacco un mese fa รจ arrivato.
09:46Ritirato dal nome di Mirna Loi.
09:50Non penso che sia un nome vero.
09:52Non mi dire.
09:52Ha lasciato un indirizzo?
09:56No.
09:57Il pacco era contrassegnato per il ritiro.
09:59Il pacco era contrassegnato per il inacte del taste.
10:04Oh no.
10:06There tenรญa Rolli.
10:25Ritirato dal nome di Mirna.
10:26It's Monica.
10:54Hi.
10:56Hi.
11:26Hi.
11:30Cazzo.
11:31Cazzo cosa?
11:38Cazzo.
11:39Cazzo sรฌ.
11:40Well, no, it's open for them.
11:43I think it's a accidental death.
11:45It's a culo.
11:46We'll have to get rid of the mortuary before they finish their heads.
11:52Good morning, Capo.
11:53How are your heads?
11:59It's like a buffalo, but it's a scopo of the brain.
12:03Let's go.
12:04Two infamy legate with the steel,
12:06the hands and the legs, the nose and the tongue.
12:10What did you find?
12:19Where was it?
12:20Deposito mercy on the port of Cagliari, a week ago.
12:22While he took out the telescope.
12:29Go away, thank you.
12:40Indirizzo?
12:45That's not yet.
12:46We have a list of papers.
12:47We have a place for Alguero.
12:48It seems the most promising.
12:50Bernardo is going to control.
12:52Okay.
12:54If this thing goes straight,
12:56we'll have a lot of money.
12:57We'll have a lot of money.
12:58We'll have to stay here.
13:01We'll be here with who you are.
13:02We'll find Bernardo.
13:05Don't make no sense.
13:06Anyone?
13:07Try to find Iris Nixon.
13:11Choose her and close her.
13:14What's on your mind?
13:34Nothing.
13:36I suppose
13:42Why do we have to keep meeting here?
13:48Well, we could always go to your place.
13:52It's just...
13:56I haven't even seen your apartment.
14:00I feel like I don't know anything about you.
14:04Well, it's basically nothing to know.
14:06That's just not true.
14:10Why do you say that?
14:12Have you been sniffing around my life?
14:14Have you been following me?
14:18Of course not. Jesus, Monica.
14:20You're just very private.
14:24I mean...
14:26Do you have brothers, sisters?
14:28Have you been married before?
14:30Do you like movies?
14:32Honestly, who cares?
14:34I do.
14:36God, you need to stop this tale.
14:38You really do.
14:40Why?
14:42Because whatever you think I am, I'm not.
14:44I wish I was sometimes, but...
14:48I'm just not...
14:52Well...
14:54You know, everyone is hiding...
14:56Something, right?
14:58The truth is...
15:08We don't know much about her.
15:10Just that she was nobody much from nowhere much.
15:14A woman with a brain the size of a planet.
15:16Just drifting from low paid job to low paid job without ever being noticed.
15:22And that she was addicted to solving puzzles.
15:26Quizzes, cryptic crosswords, ciphers, sudoku, escape rooms.
15:32Until...
15:34Well...
15:35She followed a mysterious online treasure hunt to Florence.
15:40And disappeared.
15:43Completely vanished.
16:02I Florida eat rocked, pretty much.
16:03That she runt, but it has the key.
16:05Look, we've been.
16:07The origin of it was, it wasn't haunted for a monster-style.
16:08Here, I
16:17I found a special experience with women.
16:21You know?
16:22When I'm coming together, I want to smack you.
16:26P๏ฟฝt-OO!
16:27I'm always good at my partout.
16:29I'm proud of you.
16:31Iris?
16:39Iris, is it?
16:41Welcome.
16:42I'm Cameron.
16:44Do you want a seat?
16:54I know who you are.
16:56I read Wired magazine.
16:58Well, actually, I don't, but I know who you are.
17:00Do you know what I do?
17:01Not really.
17:02Well, I mean, sort of.
17:03You're basically like a venture capitalist kind of thing.
17:06I'm an investor, a private investor.
17:08I don't want to be rude, but isn't that just a nicer way of saying venture capitalist?
17:13No.
17:14It's a grown-up way of saying I'm excited by big ideas.
17:18And money, presumably.
17:19No, money's not the point.
17:20Money's a byproduct that enables me to keep doing what I love.
17:23Which is what?
17:24Helping brilliant people do brilliant things.
17:27Speaking of which, congratulations on winning this treasure hunt thing, which you just did, obviously.
17:36About a long way.
17:37Days, actually.
17:38Do you have any idea how many people took part?
17:45Nope.
17:46Guess.
17:47Twelve.
17:48Seventeen thousand.
17:50Give or day.
17:51And that includes teams from Oxford and Stanford, crypto security freaks, obsessives, hobbyists, nutjobs.
17:59And here you are.
18:00So...
18:07Yes?
18:09Do I win something?
18:11About what?
18:12I don't know.
18:13Chocolate factory.
18:17Where's it come from, this aptitude with puzzles?
18:20I don't know.
18:20I never really gave much thought.
18:22I'm not sure I believe you there, Iris.
18:24It seems to me you probably give everything a lot of thought.
18:27Fine.
18:31Give me a number.
18:32Between what and what?
18:34Any number, just a number.
18:35One thousand seven hundred and twenty-nine.
18:38One thousand seven hundred and twenty-nine is the smallest number expressible as a sum of two cubes in two different ways.
18:45Okay.
18:46Wow.
18:48I can't take any credit for it.
18:50So, say I was born.
18:52Born where and to whom?
18:53Nowhere much.
18:54To nowhere much.
18:55But I would imagine that you know this already.
19:00What with all the due diligence.
19:02She's a self-made woman.
19:03Who owes her lack of success to nobody.
19:05You could be out there earning millions.
19:07Yeah, but to tell the truth, I've never been all that interested.
19:12But you know this whole treasure hunt thing was essentially a job interview, right?
19:16I don't mean you must.
19:16I'd like to recruit outliers.
19:20And what an outlier's outlier you are.
19:22Listen, I really appreciate the interest and everything, but I'm not the person you're looking for.
19:32I haven't even told you what it is yet.
19:33Or what it pays.
19:34It won't matter.
19:35Jobs and I don't mix.
19:36Why?
19:36You get bored?
19:39Partly.
19:40Is it a compulsion then, solving puzzles?
19:44Listen, I'm not a Rubik's Cube camera and I'm not a crossword puzzle.
19:48You don't get to solve me.
19:49No, I'm not trying to solve you.
19:52I'm just trying to get you to come and work with me.
19:54Doing what?
19:55Solving just an incredibly difficult puzzle.
19:59Something no one's been able to do.
20:00What kind of puzzle?
20:07One that matters.
20:08Matters is a relative term.
20:10Some people think jazz matters.
20:11Well, we're talking Newton-level matters.
20:14Einstein, Oppenheimer.
20:16Fundamental nature of underlying reality.
20:20Seeing the face of God matters.
20:25I'm really not interested.
20:27My God, your pants are so on fire.
20:35Okay, look.
20:37This is what I think we should do.
20:39Come with me.
20:41See it for yourself.
20:43And if it's still a no,
20:44well, then I try it.
20:57So is it, you're evil there.
20:59Pretty much.
20:59It's called caliber.
21:07So you actually live here?
21:09Most of the time, believe it or not.
21:12It used to be some kind of government listening station.
21:14The living quarters are upstairs.
21:16They're quite snazzy, actually.
21:19So what are you hiding down here?
21:20We call him Charlie Big Potatoes.
21:48Why?
21:50Well, he's not small potatoes.
21:52It's just a name.
21:55No, it's not that.
21:57You're diminishing it because it frightens you.
22:00Yeah, he does a bit.
22:02So what exactly is it?
22:05He's a topological quantum device,
22:08operating at very close to room temperature.
22:11What does he use for qubits?
22:13It's Majorana zero-mode quasiparticles.
22:16That's a complex configuration of electrons.
22:18I have electrons that can't suffer random errors, I know.
22:22Yeah.
22:23And what about those things?
22:26They're excrescences.
22:29They look organic.
22:30Almost, but no.
22:31He's using non-organic polymers to create neural pathways,
22:35capable of creative thought.
22:37It's growing its own brain.
22:43Well, we've all done it.
22:47What's the use case?
22:49To think thoughts that have yet to be thought.
22:53What's the equivalent processing power?
22:56Say, two million cubits.
22:57That's not possible.
23:02Well, like I say,
23:03brilliant people doing brilliant things.
23:07He's world-changing.
23:09He is before and after.
23:13He's the wheel.
23:16Not long ago, he came up with a cure
23:17for acute lymphoblastic leukemia.
23:22We asked him how he felt about it.
23:25What did it say?
23:26He didn't say anything.
23:29He sang.
23:54So what's wrong with us?
23:56And what's the puzzle that needs solving?
24:00He's asleep.
24:03And I need you to wake him up for me.
24:05What were you planning on telling us?
24:14About what?
24:15About the police.
24:17What police?
24:18The police who drove you home this morning.
24:21Who told you that?
24:22Senora Antonio.
24:24She's a liar.
24:24She's a perfectly nice woman, actually.
24:27And why would she lie?
24:28Because she doesn't like me.
24:30Has it ever occurred to you
24:31we could just call the police
24:33and ask them what happened?
24:35Whoever.
24:36What's the point in telling you things
24:37if you wouldn't believe me anyway?
24:38Okay, that's enough.
24:39Can you...
24:40Can you go and do something useful, please?
24:45She needs to see someone.
24:48Who's left?
24:49An exorcist?
24:50She's right.
24:51I'm sorry.
24:52How's that?
24:53I'm sorry.
24:53I'm sorry.
24:55How's that?
24:55I'm sorry.
26:26This is two seconds to midnight and I'm Alfie Byrd.
26:34Check out the increased activity on the Find Iris Nixon crowdfunding page.
26:37The last time I looked at the meter stood at just under 4.1 million euros.
26:43Someone pledged an additional, wait for it, 200 grand.
26:48Oh, come on, just stop.
26:50It almost makes me wonder.
27:13This is a good one.
27:22One, two, three.
27:24One, two, three.
27:26Oh, my God.
27:56Oh, my God.
28:26Oh, my God.
28:36Are you alone?
28:38Are you alone?
28:41That's not your...
28:43Do you speak English?
29:04Do you speak English?
29:14I'm getting a bit bored here, so I think I'm going to cut off your penis.
29:20Ah, you do speak English. Good.
29:23Let's not worry about your penis for the moment.
29:25Let's put your penis on the back burner.
29:27Let's just leave your penis where it is.
29:33So here's the good news.
29:35You found me.
29:37The bad news is that even if I don't put your throat, bleeding and shock is going to kill you.
29:45So is that how you want your evening to end?
29:48Good.
29:49So how about this?
29:50I'll do something about the bleeding.
29:51And you're going to tell me what you're doing here, who do you work for, and how many of you there are.
29:58How does that sound?
30:01Sรญ.
30:02Sรญ.
30:02Va bene.
30:06Hi.
30:06Stay.
30:11Ah!
30:32Shit.
31:02Shit.
31:32Fuck you.
31:34Fuck you.
31:36Fuck you.
31:38Fuck you.
31:40Fuck you.
31:42Fuck you.
31:44Fuck you.
31:46Fuck you.
31:48Fuck you.
31:52Fuck you.
31:56Fuck you.
31:58I...
32:00You...
32:02I...
32:28And this is Charlie's creator, Jensen.
32:49Jensen's got a brain that's off the scale.
32:53Eh, Jensen?
32:55Off the scale.
32:57What happened?
32:58Manny.
33:13Genius is madness on a good day.
33:21Jensen ran out of good days.
33:23The Lord!
33:34The Lord!
33:35The Lord!
33:37He gave Charlie everything he had.
33:47Don't hurt him!
33:48Don't hurt him!
33:49and I think he came to hate him for it and it's been like this ever since all we
34:00need to get the machine up and running again is to enter an activation sequence
34:05a password basically well yes except it's an extremely complicated password
34:09that Jensen in ciphered in this it's his diary using an encryption system that
34:17only he understands and nobody's been able to break it have they Jensen not yet
34:28so if you can decide at the password we can get Charlie operational again and Bob's
34:35your uncle
34:47so why all this sneaking around with treasure hunts why not advertise a job
35:06like a normal human being
35:12because nobody can know about this not under any circumstances not ever I got
35:18carried away by the possibilities I burned through my capital over leveraged so I
35:24had to go and find the money a silent investor what kind of investor well you
35:31know the sort of investor where you can borrow several billion US dollars in
35:37exchange for exclusive access to a piece of technology that's going to make them
35:40even richer but when you don't deliver they basically laugh it off and talk it
35:45up to experience and don't murder you in terrible terrible unimaginable ways yeah
35:52that's not the sort of investor I went to I need you to wait Charlie up for me Iris or
36:01they're gonna kill me
36:04yeah
36:07yeah
36:09not
36:13yeah
36:17yeah
36:21There's no murder, there's no suicide, not mathematically.
36:49There's no murder, there's no suicide, not mathematically.
37:19There's no murder, there's no murder, there's no murder.
37:31There's no murder, there's no murder.
37:47There's no murder, there's no murder.
38:03There's no murder, there's no murder.
38:19There's no murder, there's no murder.
38:35There's no murder, there's no murder.
38:51There's no murder, there's no murder.
39:07There's no murder, there's no murder.
39:23There's no murder, there's no murder.
39:37There's no murder, there's no murder.
39:53There's no murder, there's no murder.
40:09There's no murder.
40:29Don't ask who we are.
40:31All you need to know is, we found Iris Nixon's place.
40:35And we want your money.
40:42Do you have Iris?
40:43Not yet.
40:44I want to see the money in escrow.
40:48Once she returns, we'll burn that in.
40:51Let's make this simpler for you.
40:53What we need you to do is find a book she stole from us.
40:57What kind of book?
40:59If you can find this, the money's yours.
41:03I believe these soothing, the money is yours.
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